Does Obama Know ANYTHING About Science?

Moen, fess up... you don't have birthdays... a Republican pointed that out to me, that you only had the one...

...oh, and happy, uh... day of when you were born... way back when... day...

...wait, I'm being told you've offered no proof that you were even born!

I'll play it safe then and say Happy Birthday if you truely exist.

 

You're right! I've been caught lying again. I'm actually immortal. I've always been here and I always will be. Kind of spooky eh?