Feeding: Meal bell. Feeding: Price of a bell. Fitting: Tailor's bell. Forgetting: Bell that doesn't remember. Flaunting: Bell that shows it assets.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:44EA1E73.82E6215E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > news:44E93610.51B6C1AD@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > > > news:44168D36.553DA6FA@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > > > > > > Laking: King in big body of water. > > > > > > > > > > > > Racking: Storage or torture king. > > > > > > > > > > > > Rocking: Stone king. > > > > > > > > > > > > Rocking: Big bird king. > > > > > > > > > > > > Sacking: Sleeping king. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Durex: A tough king who believes in family planning. > > > > > > > > Pirex: 3.1415926 kings. > > > > > > > > Lo-Kate: Woman who finds things. > > > > > > . . and is of diminutive stature. (A short-arse!) > > > > Sed-Duce: Italian dictator who womanizes. > > > > The fuhrer of those kind of puns the better! Con-Duce: Against said Italian dictator.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:44EA1A9C.43998345@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > news:44E93653.9D752602@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > > > news:44168DE1.FD732A4E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > > > > > > Picnicker: Dog out for fun in the sun. > > > > > > > > > > > > Picker: Dog harvesting crops. > > > > > > > > > > > > Staker: Barky the Dog Vampire Slayer. > > > > > > > > > > > > Stalker: A procrastinating dog. > > > > > > > > > > > > Starker: Famous dog actor. > > > > > > > > > > > Kooo! > > > > > > > > Bless U! > > > > > > So sneezing is now the problem atishoo? > > > > Bless U: A holy college. > > > Y not. See U: College for eye doctors.
nemo wrote: > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:40C5681D.A2B5C4D2@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > Hauke Reddmann <fc3a501@uni-hamburg.de> wrote in message > > > news:ca1j1f$2et$1@rzsun03.rrz.uni-hamburg.de... > > > > 2020 the time machine was invented. Of course, its > > > > functioning was tested with an animal first, like > > > > in rocket science. Thus we experienced the first REAL > > > > two-timing bitch. > > > > > > > Tutamen bitch? Must be a symbiotic guard dog. > > > > > > http://cancerweb.ncl.ac.uk/cgi-bin/omd?tutamen > > > > Not an Egyptian pharaoh dog? > > > Nope. It's the fence around an Ancient Egyptian car park owned by a guy who > also made ancient chariot horns: Tooting Car Man. > > His four bears live in London, on Tooting Common. Aping: 1 bell. Tooting: 2 bells. Fording: 4 bells. Pretending: 9 bells. Tending: 10 bells.
"Len S." wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:3F91A437.66867F77@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote: > > > > > D. Capitated: A headless demon. > > > > > > D. Mented: A demon that loves to drive others crazy > > > > > > D. Vorak: A musical demon > > > > > > D. Lirious: A dizzy demon > > > > > > D. Cent: A nice, one penny demon. > > > > D. Liver: Demon body organ used as a filter. > > > D. Luge a type of sled Decon: Criminal demon. D. Lude: A demon that strips naked and fools people. Auntie: Sister of T's Mom or Dad.
Happen: A writing device that causes events. Harden: A home for funny tough lions. Narrow: A line of thin things. Oden: Home for fat Norse lions. Sudden: Instant lion home. Widen: Home for fat lions.