December 3 Puns

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Tim Bruening, Dec 3, 2007.

  1. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    Feeding: Meal bell.

    Feeding: Price of a bell.

    Fitting: Tailor's bell.

    Forgetting: Bell that doesn't remember.

    Flaunting: Bell that shows it assets.
     
  2. Tim Bruening

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    nemo wrote:

    > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:44EA1E73.82E6215E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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    > > nemo wrote:
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    > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > news:44E93610.51B6C1AD@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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    > > > >
    > > > > nemo wrote:
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    > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


    > > > > > news:44168D36.553DA6FA@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Laking: King in big body of water.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Racking: Storage or torture king.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Rocking: Stone king.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Rocking: Big bird king.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Sacking: Sleeping king.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Durex: A tough king who believes in family planning.
    > > > >
    > > > > Pirex: 3.1415926 kings.
    > > > >
    > > > > Lo-Kate: Woman who finds things.
    > > >
    > > > . . and is of diminutive stature. (A short-arse!)

    > >
    > > Sed-Duce: Italian dictator who womanizes.
    > >

    >
    > The fuhrer of those kind of puns the better!


    Con-Duce: Against said Italian dictator.
     
  3. Tim Bruening

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    nemo wrote:

    > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:44EA1A9C.43998345@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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    > > nemo wrote:
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    > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > news:44E93653.9D752602@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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    > > > >
    > > > > nemo wrote:
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    > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


    > > > > > news:44168DE1.FD732A4E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Picnicker: Dog out for fun in the sun.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Picker: Dog harvesting crops.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Staker: Barky the Dog Vampire Slayer.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Stalker: A procrastinating dog.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Starker: Famous dog actor.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > Kooo!
    > > > >
    > > > > Bless U!
    > > >
    > > > So sneezing is now the problem atishoo?

    > >
    > > Bless U: A holy college.
    > >

    > Y not.


    See U: College for eye doctors.
     
  4. Tim Bruening

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    nemo wrote:

    > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:40C5681D.A2B5C4D2@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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    > > nemo wrote:
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    > > > Hauke Reddmann <fc3a501@uni-hamburg.de> wrote in message
    > > > news:ca1j1f$2et$1@rzsun03.rrz.uni-hamburg.de...
    > > > > 2020 the time machine was invented. Of course, its
    > > > > functioning was tested with an animal first, like
    > > > > in rocket science. Thus we experienced the first REAL
    > > > > two-timing bitch.
    > > > >
    > > > Tutamen bitch? Must be a symbiotic guard dog.
    > > >
    > > > http://cancerweb.ncl.ac.uk/cgi-bin/omd?tutamen

    > >
    > > Not an Egyptian pharaoh dog?
    > >

    > Nope. It's the fence around an Ancient Egyptian car park owned by a

    guy who
    > also made ancient chariot horns: Tooting Car Man.
    >
    > His four bears live in London, on Tooting Common.


    Aping: 1 bell.

    Tooting: 2 bells.

    Fording: 4 bells.

    Pretending: 9 bells.

    Tending: 10 bells.
     
  5. Tim Bruening

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    "Len S." wrote:

    > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:3F91A437.66867F77@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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    > > Tim Bruening wrote:
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    > > > D. Capitated: A headless demon.
    > > >
    > > > D. Mented: A demon that loves to drive others crazy
    > > >
    > > > D. Vorak: A musical demon
    > > >
    > > > D. Lirious: A dizzy demon
    > > >
    > > > D. Cent: A nice, one penny demon.

    > >
    > > D. Liver: Demon body organ used as a filter.
    > >

    > D. Luge a type of sled


    Decon: Criminal demon.

    D. Lude: A demon that strips naked and fools people.

    Auntie: Sister of T's Mom or Dad.
     
  6. Tim Bruening

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    Happen: A writing device that causes events.

    Harden: A home for funny tough lions.

    Narrow: A line of thin things.

    Oden: Home for fat Norse lions.

    Sudden: Instant lion home.

    Widen: Home for fat lions.
     

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