nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:42EF1681.27EE1F36@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > <dobeygjrg@yahoo.com> wrote in message > > > news:1103035825.797279.262730@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com... > > > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > > > news:41BE9D5A.81FB991C@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "J. A. Mc." wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > Q: why does an ocean going river get cold? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A: because it has a shore throat. > > > > > > > > > > > > Floozy: Ocean with a cold. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Q: Why was the beach wet? > > > > > > > > > > A: Because the sea weed! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Q: How can you spot a Kosher beach? > > > > > > > > > > A: It has no foreshore. > > > > > > > > What did they say when they found E.T. washed up on the shore? > > > > E.T. no foam home! > > > > > > > The best crack based on that was in some show or other - can't remember > > > which - where he picks up a public phone, says "ET phone home" and the > > > operator says, "Very well. Please insert $600,000 for the first three > > > minutes." > > > > E.T.: Beverage on the Internet for aliens. > > Croaky voice: E T phone home. > > Operator: Please insert three million dollars! > (Airplane 2) Sturdy: A spinning demon.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:44769615.58C5D09F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > Porno: Opposite of Richyes. > > > > Musical bed things: Bedding, Sheeting, and Quilting. > > > > Pillowing: Where sleeping birds put their heads. > > They have detachable heads? > > If they had detachable bills, they could be swept up into piles by beak > heapers. Peace Tree Tea: Tea from the Peace Tree Forest (which puts people to sleep) in Xanth.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:427C6A36.624A202B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > Excrescent: Former Muslim symbol. > > > > Excrete: Former island in the Atlantic near Greece and Turkey. > > > > Excurrent: No more electricity. > > > > Execute: No longer cute. > > > > Exhale: Former revolutionary sailor. > > Example: A nicely plump person who has become far too slim. Exponent: Former enemy.
Contract: Against trains. Contractor: Against farm machinery. Control: Against mythical monsters. Content: Against camping. Contrail: Against hiking. Contour: Against French bicycle races.
Protest: In favor of exams. Protestant: Non-Catholic ant. Proto: In favor of the digits at the ends of feet. Prototype: In favor of typing with said digits. Protractor: In favor of farm machinery. Provine: In favor of plants that cling to walls. Provision: In favor of eyesight.
Progress: In favor of lawns. Projectile: Flying floor covering. Prolate: In favor of tardiness. Prologue: In favor of timber. Prolong: In favor of objects of great length.
Profuse: In favor of bombs. Prognostic: In favor of Gothic buildings. Prograde: In favor of education. Program: In favor of the metric system.
Product: In favor of pipes. Proface: In favor of heads. Profit: In favor of tailors. Profitable: A male cow that makes money. Profound: We have located a prostitute.
Product: In favor of pipes. Proface: In favor of heads. Profit: In favor of tailors. Profitable: A male cow that makes money. Profound: We have located a prostitute.
Adduce: To add Mussolini. Conduce: Against Mussolini. Educe: Electronic Mussolini. Evader: Electronic Star Wars villain. Produce: In favor of Mussolini.
Forcings: 4 songs. Forkers: 4 dogs. Forkings: 4 male monarchs. Foremen: 4 men. Tensings: 10 songs. Reddish: A meal of tomatoes, red peppers, and other red foods. Redding: Red bell.
What did the picture say to the wall? "I've got you covered". Homing: Garden tool Chinese vase. Homing: Prostitute vase. Looming: Toilet vase.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:42B7C425.3C4345CE@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > Father Ring and Mother Ring: Parents of Son Ring and Daughter Ring. > > > > Mother Board: Mother of a tree. > > > > Mother Bored. > > > > Antonym: Wife of Uncle Nym. > > > > Denise: Sister of De Nephew. > > Klezmer tune about being careful when the in-laws get angry: > > Fearing di Mekatonim! Fearing: A terrorist ring.
Emu: Sound of an Internet Cow. Emu: Internet subatomic particle. Ebay: Where computers swim. Icing: Downloaded Internet songs. Jading: A flying blue bell.
