December 16 Puns

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Tim Bruening, Dec 17, 2007.

  1. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    Clinker: Dog in jail.

    Clanker: Noisy dog.

    Faker: Pretend dog.

    Flicker: Dog at the movies.

    Flanker: Dog who goes around the enemy.

    Flocker: Dog who flies with the birds.

    Flunker: Dog who fails.
     
  2. Lew

    Lew Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:476623D2.F75BC46F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > Clinker: Dog in jail.
    >
    > Clanker: Noisy dog.
    >
    > Faker: Pretend dog.
    >
    > Flicker: Dog at the movies.
    >
    > Flanker: Dog who goes around the enemy.
    >
    > Flocker: Dog who flies with the birds.
    >
    > Flunker: Dog who fails.


    Wanker; Pale looking dog.
     
  3. "Lew" <lewzeelastik@PANTIESyahoo.com> found these unused words:

    >
    >"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    >news:476623D2.F75BC46F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >> Clinker: Dog in jail.
    >>
    >> Clanker: Noisy dog.
    >>
    >> Faker: Pretend dog.
    >>
    >> Flicker: Dog at the movies.
    >>
    >> Flanker: Dog who goes around the enemy.
    >>
    >> Flocker: Dog who flies with the birds.
    >>
    >> Flunker: Dog who fails.

    >
    >Wanker; Pale looking dog.
    >

    Docker: seedy looking dog.
     
  4. Lew

    Lew Guest

    "Sir F. A. Rien" <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
    news:936em39p2kmnchrtv5jm4bc3sj0pe0sf11@4ax.com...
    > "Lew" <lewzeelastik@PANTIESyahoo.com> found these unused words:
    >
    >>
    >>"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    >>news:476623D2.F75BC46F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >>> Clinker: Dog in jail.
    >>>
    >>> Clanker: Noisy dog.
    >>>
    >>> Faker: Pretend dog.
    >>>
    >>> Flicker: Dog at the movies.
    >>>
    >>> Flanker: Dog who goes around the enemy.
    >>>
    >>> Flocker: Dog who flies with the birds.
    >>>
    >>> Flunker: Dog who fails.

    >>
    >>Wanker; Pale looking dog.
    >>

    > Docker: seedy looking dog.
    >

    Plonker - Dog belonging to member of Palestine Liberation Organisation.
     
  5. Lew

    Lew Guest

    "Lew" <lewzeelastik@PANTIESyahoo.com> wrote in message
    news:IUG9j.24948$CN4.24295@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
    >
    > "Sir F. A. Rien" <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
    > news:936em39p2kmnchrtv5jm4bc3sj0pe0sf11@4ax.com...
    >> "Lew" <lewzeelastik@PANTIESyahoo.com> found these unused words:
    >>
    >>>
    >>>"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    >>>news:476623D2.F75BC46F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >>>> Clinker: Dog in jail.
    >>>>
    >>>> Clanker: Noisy dog.
    >>>>
    >>>> Faker: Pretend dog.
    >>>>
    >>>> Flicker: Dog at the movies.
    >>>>
    >>>> Flanker: Dog who goes around the enemy.
    >>>>
    >>>> Flocker: Dog who flies with the birds.
    >>>>
    >>>> Flunker: Dog who fails.
    >>>
    >>>Wanker; Pale looking dog.
    >>>

    >> Docker: seedy looking dog.
    >>

    > Plonker - Dog belonging to member of Palestine Liberation Organisation.

    Tanker - Sunburnt dog.
     
  6. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    Lew wrote:

    > "Sir F. A. Rien" <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
    > news:936em39p2kmnchrtv5jm4bc3sj0pe0sf11@4ax.com...
    > > "Lew" <lewzeelastik@PANTIESyahoo.com> found these unused words:
    > >
    > >>
    > >>"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > >>news:476623D2.F75BC46F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > >>> Clinker: Dog in jail.
    > >>>
    > >>> Clanker: Noisy dog.
    > >>>
    > >>> Faker: Pretend dog.
    > >>>
    > >>> Flicker: Dog at the movies.
    > >>>
    > >>> Flanker: Dog who goes around the enemy.
    > >>>
    > >>> Flocker: Dog who flies with the birds.
    > >>>
    > >>> Flunker: Dog who fails.
    > >>
    > >>Wanker; Pale looking dog.
    > >>

    > > Docker: seedy looking dog.
    > >

    > Plonker - Dog belonging to member of Palestine Liberation Organisation.


    Why does a dog named "Plonker" belong to the PLO?
     
  7. Lew

    Lew Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:47676E89.B6FE6765@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >
    >
    > Lew wrote:
    >
    >> "Sir F. A. Rien" <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
    >> news:936em39p2kmnchrtv5jm4bc3sj0pe0sf11@4ax.com...
    >> > "Lew" <lewzeelastik@PANTIESyahoo.com> found these unused words:
    >> >
    >> >>
    >> >>"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    >> >>news:476623D2.F75BC46F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >> >>> Clinker: Dog in jail.
    >> >>>
    >> >>> Clanker: Noisy dog.
    >> >>>
    >> >>> Faker: Pretend dog.
    >> >>>
    >> >>> Flicker: Dog at the movies.
    >> >>>
    >> >>> Flanker: Dog who goes around the enemy.
    >> >>>
    >> >>> Flocker: Dog who flies with the birds.
    >> >>>
    >> >>> Flunker: Dog who fails.
    >> >>
    >> >>Wanker; Pale looking dog.
    >> >>
    >> > Docker: seedy looking dog.
    >> >

    >> Plonker - Dog belonging to member of Palestine Liberation Organisation.

    >
    > Why does a dog named "Plonker" belong to the PLO?
    >

    I cheated a bit - PLOnker - I suppose I should have said "a dog belonging to
    the Palestine Liberation Organisation NOT"!!!
     

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