Dear timesjoke

[quote name='Chi's real boyfriend']Hay who is this gal I mean guy claiming to be me? Why, I oughta..![/QUOTE]

shut up biotch, and come back to bed.

NOW!

 

Time is of the essence.

Sieze the moment.

Do not tarry overlong.

The smelly finger of doom beckons thee to the rim of the abyss. Will you heed the call or give up?

 

I heard TJ adopted two male pandas from China and got them to mate successfully.

 

but he had to buy one fake tits first.

 

I could kill you without a shred of emotion, like a doctor shoving his finger up your ass at a routine physical.

 

Can't we all just get along?