I still can't see your posts on a server I can post to because you're some kind of spamming trolling crossposting kind of nuisance or some such, and I can't post to a server that still accepts your posts because I'm too cheap to pay for usenet access and think that google sucks. Your lucky I looked on the readfreenews.net server to see if you posted anythinig twoday. W/R/T your comment about my car maintenance practices - read the psotes. Repeating (in essense) so you might get the messige more clearly: That frickin' engine was like knew because of excellent care. Teh car-ficksin' gize new taht. They new I new that. They didn't want any trouble and they new there would be. Hence, they proposed an unsolicited solution which defuses the situation. If I find the knew motor to be satisfactory, they may rest assured that I won't be an extremely difficult ex-customer with a big mouth. That is they're intent, and my wisch. I'm actually pleased that they had the sence to preemptively deal with this issue. It may even be that they hace a sence of responsibility. I shall give them tghe benefit of the doubt for know. Plus I get all knew hoses and stuff for a fair price so I won't have to worry about such things for a long time. -- nuts
Don't fight it, mixed nuts...Just lie down and try to relax: >I still can't see your posts on a server I can post to because you're >some kind of spamming trolling crossposting kind of nuisance or some >such, and I can't post to a server that still accepts your posts >because I'm too cheap to pay for usenet access and think that google >sucks. Your lucky I looked on the readfreenews.net server to see if you >posted anythinig twoday. > >W/R/T your comment about my car maintenance practices - read the psotes. > >Repeating (in essense) so you might get the messige more clearly: > >That frickin' engine was like knew because of excellent care. Teh >car-ficksin' gize new taht. They new I new that. They didn't want any >trouble and they new there would be. Hence, they proposed an >unsolicited solution which defuses the situation. > >If I find the knew motor to be satisfactory, they may rest assured >that I won't be an extremely difficult ex-customer with a big mouth. >That is they're intent, and my wisch. > >I'm actually pleased that they had the sence to preemptively deal with >this issue. It may even be that they hace a sence of responsibility. I >shall give them tghe benefit of the doubt for know. > >Plus I get all knew hoses and stuff for a fair price so I won't have to >worry about such things for a long time. If I respond to this, you won't see it, so, what would be the point? Anyway, sorry you can't read my posts (they are *hilarious,* I assure you). And so, with that, I must address your newsserver. Dear Mixed Nuts's Newsserver: I HAVEN'T TROLLED IN MONTHS!!! WHAT GIVES?!?!? I AM CLEAN, I TELL YOUS. ****CLEAN.**** MY TROLLING (not "spamming," as I am not really advertising anything, other than the chance to get to know me, and to enjoy my off-colour brand of humour) DAYS ARE BEHIND ME, I TELL YOU. SURE, FOR THE LAST SEVEN YEARS (Incidentally, I forgot to announce my seventh anniversary last November. Apologies to everywon involved.) I HAVE BEEN STEADILY TROLLING NUMEROUS NEWSGROUPS ON A REGULAR (to wit: almost daily) BASIS, AND HAVE BEEN HELPING TO FURTHER DECREASE THE SIGNAL-TO-NOISE RATIO ON THIS, THE WONDERFUL GLOBAL USENET. BUT I ASSURE YOUS, THOSE DAYS ARE OVER. FUN IS FUN, BUT THERE IS A TIME WHEN WE ALL NEED TO GROW UP (I am no longer the fun-loving devil-may-care young man in my mid-twenties I wonce was; forsooth, I am an embittered and crass man of thirty and won) AND MOVE ON TO MORE FRUITFUL ENDEVOURS (namely, securing and maintaining a decent--or even, perhaps, tolerable--relationship with the opposite sex). I CANNOT LIE TO YOU; TROLLING IS ******FUN*******!!! YOU GET TO MESS WITH PEOPLE WHEN THEIR GUARDS ARE DOWN, AND ARE LEAST SUSPECTING (except, of course, for the bitter oldbies who can smell trolls a mile away, and make no bones about pointing them out to the less-informed among us) MAKING FOR SOME OF THE BEST COMEBACKS AND FLAMES WON COULD EXPECT TO RECEIVE. THIS IS WHAT WE LIVE FOR!!!!! *Ahem* "Lived* for. This is what we lived for. Of course, those days are behind me. SO I IMPLORE YOU: PLEASE RETRACT YOUR STANCE ON "THE HORRID SPAMMING CROSSPOSTING (Okay, so I still crosspost, but it's not like I'm inciting flames, here, am I? I mean, most of these groups have been "on to" me for years, and have either killfiled me, or learned to deal with it.) TROLL WAVY G" AND LET THESE POOR PEOPLE READ MY POSTS!!!!!@!!! i HAVE LOTS OF FUNNY AND INSIGHTFUL THINGS TO SAY!!! IF YOU CENSOR ME, YOU ARE TAKING ********FREEDOM***********8* AWAY FROM THE PEOPLE WHO PAY BY THE MONTH TO READ ME, AND, WELL, NOT TO PUT IT SO BLUNTLY, BUT...THAT KIND OF MAKES YOU TERRORISTS. LET US END THIS TERROR, AND LET THE GOOD PEOPLE OF THIS VAST, GLOBAL USENET READ ME AGAIN. Seriously, it's the least you could do. Love, as always, Wavy G -- "Memo to God: Last two things to do: (1) Cancel Wavy. (2) Turn out the lights." --Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible. ***************************************** * * * Wavy G * * mail me at: * * godsspeciallamb @ gmail.com * * * * * *****************************************
mixed nuts wrote: > I still can't see your posts on a server I can post to because you're > some kind of spamming trolling crossposting kind of nuisance or some > such, and I can't post to a server that still accepts your posts > because I'm too cheap to pay for usenet access and think that google > sucks. Your lucky I looked on the readfreenews.net server to see if > you posted anythinig twoday. > > W/R/T your comment about my car maintenance practices - read the > psotes. > > Repeating (in essense) so you might get the messige more clearly: > > That frickin' engine was like knew because of excellent care. Teh > car-ficksin' gize new taht. They new I new that. They didn't want any > trouble and they new there would be. Hence, they proposed an > unsolicited solution which defuses the situation. > > If I find the knew motor to be satisfactory, they may rest assured > that I won't be an extremely difficult ex-customer with a big mouth. > That is they're intent, and my wisch. > > I'm actually pleased that they had the sence to preemptively deal with > this issue. It may even be that they hace a sence of responsibility. I > shall give them tghe benefit of the doubt for know. > > Plus I get all knew hoses and stuff for a fair price so I won't have > to worry about such things for a long time. Sign up with motzarella.org, they're free. -- . \ /| | , , __ __. _ .- , . / | ___ | / |' `. .' \ \,' | ` /__| ___\ |-< | | | | /\ | | @@ e\ / / \_ / | `._.' / \ `---|. @@@ { / \___/ @@.-<.-----__/ / / ) )--./-/' knoxy `.\) ( mhm34x10 .>) \ smeeter #6 / \ #6 on mimus wanted poster list / | Best Newbie in alt.flame 2005 J | Snarky's Gutter Chix0rz #13 __`-._____/_\ ___________________________________________________ ` made by VK knoxy@post.com
Wavy G wrote: > Don't fight it, mixed nuts...Just lie down and try to relax: > >>I still can't see your posts on a server I can post to because you're >>some kind of spamming trolling crossposting kind of nuisance or some >>such, and I can't post to a server that still accepts your posts >>because I'm too cheap to pay for usenet access and think that google >>sucks. Your lucky I looked on the readfreenews.net server to see if you >>posted anythinig twoday. >> >>W/R/T your comment about my car maintenance practices - read the psotes. >> >>Repeating (in essense) so you might get the messige more clearly: >> >>That frickin' engine was like knew because of excellent care. Teh >>car-ficksin' gize new taht. They new I new that. They didn't want any >>trouble and they new there would be. Hence, they proposed an >>unsolicited solution which defuses the situation. >> >>If I find the knew motor to be satisfactory, they may rest assured >>that I won't be an extremely difficult ex-customer with a big mouth. >>That is they're intent, and my wisch. >> >>I'm actually pleased that they had the sence to preemptively deal with >>this issue. It may even be that they hace a sence of responsibility. I >>shall give them tghe benefit of the doubt for know. >> >>Plus I get all knew hoses and stuff for a fair price so I won't have to >>worry about such things for a long time. > > If I respond to this, you won't see it, so, what would be the point? > > Anyway, sorry you can't read my posts (they are *hilarious,* I assure > you). And so, with that, I must address your newsserver. > > Dear Mixed Nuts's Newsserver: > > I HAVEN'T TROLLED IN MONTHS!!! WHAT GIVES?!?!? I AM CLEAN, I TELL > YOUS. ****CLEAN.**** > > MY TROLLING (not "spamming," as I am not really advertising anything, > other than the chance to get to know me, and to enjoy my off-colour > brand of humour) DAYS ARE BEHIND ME, I TELL YOU. > > SURE, FOR THE LAST SEVEN YEARS (Incidentally, I forgot to announce my > seventh anniversary last November. Apologies to everywon involved.) I > HAVE BEEN STEADILY TROLLING NUMEROUS NEWSGROUPS ON A REGULAR (to wit: > almost daily) BASIS, AND HAVE BEEN HELPING TO FURTHER DECREASE THE > SIGNAL-TO-NOISE RATIO ON THIS, THE WONDERFUL GLOBAL USENET. > > BUT I ASSURE YOUS, THOSE DAYS ARE OVER. FUN IS FUN, BUT THERE IS A TIME > WHEN WE ALL NEED TO GROW UP (I am no longer the fun-loving > devil-may-care young man in my mid-twenties I wonce was; forsooth, I am > an embittered and crass man of thirty and won) AND MOVE ON TO MORE > FRUITFUL ENDEVOURS (namely, securing and maintaining a decent--or even, > perhaps, tolerable--relationship with the opposite sex). > > I CANNOT LIE TO YOU; TROLLING IS ******FUN*******!!! YOU GET TO MESS > WITH PEOPLE WHEN THEIR GUARDS ARE DOWN, AND ARE LEAST SUSPECTING > (except, of course, for the bitter oldbies who can smell trolls a mile > away, and make no bones about pointing them out to the less-informed > among us) MAKING FOR SOME OF THE BEST COMEBACKS AND FLAMES WON COULD > EXPECT TO RECEIVE. THIS IS WHAT WE LIVE FOR!!!!! > > *Ahem* "Lived* for. This is what we lived for. Of course, those days > are behind me. > > SO I IMPLORE YOU: PLEASE RETRACT YOUR STANCE ON "THE HORRID SPAMMING > CROSSPOSTING (Okay, so I still crosspost, but it's not like I'm inciting > flames, here, am I? I mean, most of these groups have been "on to" me > for years, and have either killfiled me, or learned to deal with it.) > TROLL WAVY G" AND LET THESE POOR PEOPLE READ MY POSTS!!!!!@!!! i HAVE > LOTS OF FUNNY AND INSIGHTFUL THINGS TO SAY!!! > > IF YOU CENSOR ME, YOU ARE TAKING ********FREEDOM***********8* AWAY FROM > THE PEOPLE WHO PAY BY THE MONTH TO READ ME, AND, WELL, NOT TO PUT IT SO > BLUNTLY, BUT...THAT KIND OF MAKES YOU TERRORISTS. > > LET US END THIS TERROR, AND LET THE GOOD PEOPLE OF THIS VAST, GLOBAL > USENET READ ME AGAIN. > > Seriously, it's the least you could do. > > Love, as always, > > Wavy G Wavy, it was so sweet of you to write this wonderful little note to nuts' news server. I believe it all. -- Tim Weaver "We each owe a death, there are no exceptions, I know that, but sometimes, oh God, the Green Mile seems so long." -Dabbs Greer as Old Paul Edgecomb from "The Green Mile"
knoxy wrote: > mixed nuts wrote: > >> I still can't see your posts on a server I can post to because you're >> some kind of spamming trolling crossposting kind of nuisance or some >> such, and I can't post to a server that still accepts your posts >> because I'm too cheap to pay for usenet access and think that google >> sucks. Your lucky I looked on the readfreenews.net server to see if >> you posted anythinig twoday. >> >> W/R/T your comment about my car maintenance practices - read the >> psotes. >> >> Repeating (in essense) so you might get the messige more clearly: >> >> That frickin' engine was like knew because of excellent care. Teh >> car-ficksin' gize new taht. They new I new that. They didn't want any >> trouble and they new there would be. Hence, they proposed an >> unsolicited solution which defuses the situation. >> >> If I find the knew motor to be satisfactory, they may rest assured >> that I won't be an extremely difficult ex-customer with a big mouth. >> That is they're intent, and my wisch. >> >> I'm actually pleased that they had the sence to preemptively deal with >> this issue. It may even be that they hace a sence of responsibility. I >> shall give them tghe benefit of the doubt for know. >> >> Plus I get all knew hoses and stuff for a fair price so I won't have >> to worry about such things for a long time. > > Sign up with motzarella.org, they're free. But, they're gooey. -- Tim Weaver "We each owe a death, there are no exceptions, I know that, but sometimes, oh God, the Green Mile seems so long." -Dabbs Greer as Old Paul Edgecomb from "The Green Mile"
knoxy wrote: > mixed nuts wrote: > >>I still can't see your posts on a server I can post to because you're >>some kind of spamming trolling crossposting kind of nuisance or some >>such, and I can't post to a server that still accepts your posts >>because I'm too cheap to pay for usenet access and think that google >>sucks. Your lucky I looked on the readfreenews.net server to see if >>you posted anythinig twoday. >> >>W/R/T your comment about my car maintenance practices - read the >>psotes. >> >>Repeating (in essense) so you might get the messige more clearly: >> >>That frickin' engine was like knew because of excellent care. Teh >>car-ficksin' gize new taht. They new I new that. They didn't want any >>trouble and they new there would be. Hence, they proposed an >>unsolicited solution which defuses the situation. >> >>If I find the knew motor to be satisfactory, they may rest assured >>that I won't be an extremely difficult ex-customer with a big mouth. >>That is they're intent, and my wisch. >> >>I'm actually pleased that they had the sence to preemptively deal with >>this issue. It may even be that they hace a sence of responsibility. I >>shall give them tghe benefit of the doubt for know. >> >>Plus I get all knew hoses and stuff for a fair price so I won't have >>to worry about such things for a long time. > > > Sign up with motzarella.org, they're free. > Yubbut then I wouldn't have make a special effort to read Mr,/Ms. G's posts and would have no reason to give him/her a delightful hard time about the fact that he/she has irritated usenet management and gotten himself/herself into a cleanfeed database and is not propagating like other non-nuisance posters. -- nuts
On Sun, 13 Jan 2008 10:50:43 -0500, mixed nuts <melopsiticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote: >knoxy wrote: >> mixed nuts wrote: >> >>>I still can't see your posts on a server I can post to because you're >>>some kind of spamming trolling crossposting kind of nuisance or some >>>such, and I can't post to a server that still accepts your posts >>>because I'm too cheap to pay for usenet access and think that google >>>sucks. Your lucky I looked on the readfreenews.net server to see if >>>you posted anythinig twoday. >>> >>>W/R/T your comment about my car maintenance practices - read the >>>psotes. >>> >>>Repeating (in essense) so you might get the messige more clearly: >>> >>>That frickin' engine was like knew because of excellent care. Teh >>>car-ficksin' gize new taht. They new I new that. They didn't want any >>>trouble and they new there would be. Hence, they proposed an >>>unsolicited solution which defuses the situation. >>> >>>If I find the knew motor to be satisfactory, they may rest assured >>>that I won't be an extremely difficult ex-customer with a big mouth. >>>That is they're intent, and my wisch. >>> >>>I'm actually pleased that they had the sence to preemptively deal with >>>this issue. It may even be that they hace a sence of responsibility. I >>>shall give them tghe benefit of the doubt for know. >>> >>>Plus I get all knew hoses and stuff for a fair price so I won't have >>>to worry about such things for a long time. >> >> >> Sign up with motzarella.org, they're free. >> >Yubbut then I wouldn't have make a special effort to read Mr,/Ms. G's >posts and would have no reason to give him/her a delightful hard time >about the fact that he/she has irritated usenet management and gotten >himself/herself into a cleanfeed database and is not propagating like >other non-nuisance posters. wavyg. a mear nuisance. what has this world come to. -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.>
Don't fight it, dave hillstrom...Just lie down and try to relax: >On Sun, 13 Jan 2008 10:50:43 -0500, mixed nuts ><melopsiticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote: > >>knoxy wrote: >>> mixed nuts wrote: >>> >>>>I still can't see your posts on a server I can post to because you're >>>>some kind of spamming trolling crossposting kind of nuisance or some >>>>such, and I can't post to a server that still accepts your posts >>>>because I'm too cheap to pay for usenet access and think that google >>>>sucks. Your lucky I looked on the readfreenews.net server to see if >>>>you posted anythinig twoday. >>>> >>>>W/R/T your comment about my car maintenance practices - read the >>>>psotes. >>>> >>>>Repeating (in essense) so you might get the messige more clearly: >>>> >>>>That frickin' engine was like knew because of excellent care. Teh >>>>car-ficksin' gize new taht. They new I new that. They didn't want any >>>>trouble and they new there would be. Hence, they proposed an >>>>unsolicited solution which defuses the situation. >>>> >>>>If I find the knew motor to be satisfactory, they may rest assured >>>>that I won't be an extremely difficult ex-customer with a big mouth. >>>>That is they're intent, and my wisch. >>>> >>>>I'm actually pleased that they had the sence to preemptively deal with >>>>this issue. It may even be that they hace a sence of responsibility. I >>>>shall give them tghe benefit of the doubt for know. >>>> >>>>Plus I get all knew hoses and stuff for a fair price so I won't have >>>>to worry about such things for a long time. >>> >>> >>> Sign up with motzarella.org, they're free. >>> >>Yubbut then I wouldn't have make a special effort to read Mr,/Ms. G's >>posts and would have no reason to give him/her a delightful hard time >>about the fact that he/she has irritated usenet management and gotten >>himself/herself into a cleanfeed database and is not propagating like >>other non-nuisance posters. > >wavyg. a mear nuisance. what has this world come to. It's true. Many of my rampant aggressors of the past have turned a new "leaf" in recent years and have even come out and said that I "may be" a troll but a "good natured" or "light-hearted" won. Some of them (see: "alt.tv.red-dwarf," for example) have even said that they "get" me now! I AM NOT A BAD OR MEAN-SPIRITED TROLL. I ONLY TRY TO GET A GOOD LAUGH, PERHAPS AT THE EXPENSE OF A FEW UPTIGHT OR CLUELESS NETIZENS!!!! -- "Memo to God: Last two things to do: (1) Cancel Wavy. (2) Turn out the lights." --Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible. ***************************************** * * * Wavy G * * mail me at: * * godsspeciallamb @ gmail.com * * * * * *****************************************
mixed nuts <melopsiticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote in news:fmdc0p$nf2$1 @aioe.org: > knoxy wrote: >> mixed nuts wrote: >> >>>I still can't see your posts on a server I can post to because you're >>>some kind of spamming trolling crossposting kind of nuisance or some >>>such, and I can't post to a server that still accepts your posts >>>because I'm too cheap to pay for usenet access and think that google >>>sucks. Your lucky I looked on the readfreenews.net server to see if >>>you posted anythinig twoday. >>> >>>W/R/T your comment about my car maintenance practices - read the >>>psotes. >>> >>>Repeating (in essense) so you might get the messige more clearly: >>> >>>That frickin' engine was like knew because of excellent care. Teh >>>car-ficksin' gize new taht. They new I new that. They didn't want any >>>trouble and they new there would be. Hence, they proposed an >>>unsolicited solution which defuses the situation. >>> >>>If I find the knew motor to be satisfactory, they may rest assured >>>that I won't be an extremely difficult ex-customer with a big mouth. >>>That is they're intent, and my wisch. >>> >>>I'm actually pleased that they had the sence to preemptively deal with >>>this issue. It may even be that they hace a sence of responsibility. I >>>shall give them tghe benefit of the doubt for know. >>> >>>Plus I get all knew hoses and stuff for a fair price so I won't have >>>to worry about such things for a long time. >> >> >> Sign up with motzarella.org, they're free. >> > Yubbut then I wouldn't have make a special effort to read Mr,/Ms. G's > posts and would have no reason to give him/her a delightful hard time > about the fact that he/she has irritated usenet management and gotten > himself/herself into a cleanfeed database and is not propagating like > other non-nuisance posters. > we need a petition lets name it let Wavy propagate..... headkase
Wavy G wrote: > Don't fight it, dave hillstrom...Just lie down and try to relax: > >>On Sun, 13 Jan 2008 10:50:43 -0500, mixed nuts >><melopsiticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote: >> >>>knoxy wrote: >>>> mixed nuts wrote: >>>> >>>>>I still can't see your posts on a server I can post to because you're >>>>>some kind of spamming trolling crossposting kind of nuisance or some >>>>>such, and I can't post to a server that still accepts your posts >>>>>because I'm too cheap to pay for usenet access and think that google >>>>>sucks. Your lucky I looked on the readfreenews.net server to see if >>>>>you posted anythinig twoday. >>>>> >>>>>W/R/T your comment about my car maintenance practices - read the >>>>>psotes. >>>>> >>>>>Repeating (in essense) so you might get the messige more clearly: >>>>> >>>>>That frickin' engine was like knew because of excellent care. Teh >>>>>car-ficksin' gize new taht. They new I new that. They didn't want any >>>>>trouble and they new there would be. Hence, they proposed an >>>>>unsolicited solution which defuses the situation. >>>>> >>>>>If I find the knew motor to be satisfactory, they may rest assured >>>>>that I won't be an extremely difficult ex-customer with a big mouth. >>>>>That is they're intent, and my wisch. >>>>> >>>>>I'm actually pleased that they had the sence to preemptively deal with >>>>>this issue. It may even be that they hace a sence of responsibility. I >>>>>shall give them tghe benefit of the doubt for know. >>>>> >>>>>Plus I get all knew hoses and stuff for a fair price so I won't have >>>>>to worry about such things for a long time. >>>> >>>> >>>> Sign up with motzarella.org, they're free. >>>> >>>Yubbut then I wouldn't have make a special effort to read Mr,/Ms. G's >>>posts and would have no reason to give him/her a delightful hard time >>>about the fact that he/she has irritated usenet management and gotten >>>himself/herself into a cleanfeed database and is not propagating like >>>other non-nuisance posters. >> >>wavyg. a mear nuisance. what has this world come to. > > It's true. Many of my rampant aggressors of the past have turned a new > "leaf" in recent years and have even come out and said that I "may be" a > troll but a "good natured" or "light-hearted" won. Some of them (see: > "alt.tv.red-dwarf," for example) have even said that they "get" me now! > > I AM NOT A BAD OR MEAN-SPIRITED TROLL. I ONLY TRY TO GET A GOOD LAUGH, > PERHAPS AT THE EXPENSE OF A FEW UPTIGHT OR CLUELESS NETIZENS!!!! You are a FUDKING N KEYNSOMDNDFR of a troll. -- Tim Weaver "We each owe a death, there are no exceptions, I know that, but sometimes, oh God, the Green Mile seems so long." -Dabbs Greer as Old Paul Edgecomb from "The Green Mile"
On Sun, 13 Jan 2008 03:24:15 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote: >Don't fight it, mixed nuts...Just lie down and try to relax: > >>I still can't see your posts on a server I can post to because you're >>some kind of spamming trolling crossposting kind of nuisance or some >>such, and I can't post to a server that still accepts your posts >>because I'm too cheap to pay for usenet access and think that google >>sucks. Your lucky I looked on the readfreenews.net server to see if you >>posted anythinig twoday. >> >>W/R/T your comment about my car maintenance practices - read the psotes. >> >>Repeating (in essense) so you might get the messige more clearly: >> >>That frickin' engine was like knew because of excellent care. Teh >>car-ficksin' gize new taht. They new I new that. They didn't want any >>trouble and they new there would be. Hence, they proposed an >>unsolicited solution which defuses the situation. >> >>If I find the knew motor to be satisfactory, they may rest assured >>that I won't be an extremely difficult ex-customer with a big mouth. >>That is they're intent, and my wisch. >> >>I'm actually pleased that they had the sence to preemptively deal with >>this issue. It may even be that they hace a sence of responsibility. I >>shall give them tghe benefit of the doubt for know. >> >>Plus I get all knew hoses and stuff for a fair price so I won't have to >>worry about such things for a long time. > >If I respond to this, you won't see it, so, what would be the point? > >Anyway, sorry you can't read my posts (they are *hilarious,* I assure >you). And so, with that, I must address your newsserver. > >Dear Mixed Nuts's Newsserver: > >I HAVEN'T TROLLED IN MONTHS!!! WHAT GIVES?!?!? I AM CLEAN, I TELL >YOUS. ****CLEAN.**** > >MY TROLLING (not "spamming," as I am not really advertising anything, >other than the chance to get to know me, and to enjoy my off-colour >brand of humour) DAYS ARE BEHIND ME, I TELL YOU. > >SURE, FOR THE LAST SEVEN YEARS (Incidentally, I forgot to announce my >seventh anniversary last November. Apologies to everywon involved.) I >HAVE BEEN STEADILY TROLLING NUMEROUS NEWSGROUPS ON A REGULAR (to wit: >almost daily) BASIS, AND HAVE BEEN HELPING TO FURTHER DECREASE THE >SIGNAL-TO-NOISE RATIO ON THIS, THE WONDERFUL GLOBAL USENET. > >BUT I ASSURE YOUS, THOSE DAYS ARE OVER. FUN IS FUN, BUT THERE IS A TIME >WHEN WE ALL NEED TO GROW UP (I am no longer the fun-loving >devil-may-care young man in my mid-twenties I wonce was; forsooth, I am >an embittered and crass man of thirty and won) AND MOVE ON TO MORE >FRUITFUL ENDEVOURS (namely, securing and maintaining a decent--or even, >perhaps, tolerable--relationship with the opposite sex). > >I CANNOT LIE TO YOU; TROLLING IS ******FUN*******!!! YOU GET TO MESS >WITH PEOPLE WHEN THEIR GUARDS ARE DOWN, AND ARE LEAST SUSPECTING >(except, of course, for the bitter oldbies who can smell trolls a mile >away, and make no bones about pointing them out to the less-informed >among us) MAKING FOR SOME OF THE BEST COMEBACKS AND FLAMES WON COULD >EXPECT TO RECEIVE. THIS IS WHAT WE LIVE FOR!!!!! > >*Ahem* "Lived* for. This is what we lived for. Of course, those days >are behind me. > >SO I IMPLORE YOU: PLEASE RETRACT YOUR STANCE ON "THE HORRID SPAMMING >CROSSPOSTING (Okay, so I still crosspost, but it's not like I'm inciting >flames, here, am I? I mean, most of these groups have been "on to" me >for years, and have either killfiled me, or learned to deal with it.) >TROLL WAVY G" AND LET THESE POOR PEOPLE READ MY POSTS!!!!!@!!! i HAVE >LOTS OF FUNNY AND INSIGHTFUL THINGS TO SAY!!! > >IF YOU CENSOR ME, YOU ARE TAKING ********FREEDOM***********8* AWAY FROM >THE PEOPLE WHO PAY BY THE MONTH TO READ ME, AND, WELL, NOT TO PUT IT SO >BLUNTLY, BUT...THAT KIND OF MAKES YOU TERRORISTS. > >LET US END THIS TERROR, AND LET THE GOOD PEOPLE OF THIS VAST, GLOBAL >USENET READ ME AGAIN. > >Seriously, it's the least you could do. > >Love, as always, > >Wavy G If they won't listen to you , you should troll them. I would do it for you, but I don't troll anymore either. Be well. Jade
On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:44:25 -0500, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote: >On Sun, 13 Jan 2008 03:24:15 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> >wrote: > >>Don't fight it, mixed nuts...Just lie down and try to relax: >> >>>I still can't see your posts on a server I can post to because you're >>>some kind of spamming trolling crossposting kind of nuisance or some >>>such, and I can't post to a server that still accepts your posts >>>because I'm too cheap to pay for usenet access and think that google >>>sucks. Your lucky I looked on the readfreenews.net server to see if you >>>posted anythinig twoday. >>> >>>W/R/T your comment about my car maintenance practices - read the psotes. >>> >>>Repeating (in essense) so you might get the messige more clearly: >>> >>>That frickin' engine was like knew because of excellent care. Teh >>>car-ficksin' gize new taht. They new I new that. They didn't want any >>>trouble and they new there would be. Hence, they proposed an >>>unsolicited solution which defuses the situation. >>> >>>If I find the knew motor to be satisfactory, they may rest assured >>>that I won't be an extremely difficult ex-customer with a big mouth. >>>That is they're intent, and my wisch. >>> >>>I'm actually pleased that they had the sence to preemptively deal with >>>this issue. It may even be that they hace a sence of responsibility. I >>>shall give them tghe benefit of the doubt for know. >>> >>>Plus I get all knew hoses and stuff for a fair price so I won't have to >>>worry about such things for a long time. >> >>If I respond to this, you won't see it, so, what would be the point? >> >>Anyway, sorry you can't read my posts (they are *hilarious,* I assure >>you). And so, with that, I must address your newsserver. >> >>Dear Mixed Nuts's Newsserver: >> >>I HAVEN'T TROLLED IN MONTHS!!! WHAT GIVES?!?!? I AM CLEAN, I TELL >>YOUS. ****CLEAN.**** >> >>MY TROLLING (not "spamming," as I am not really advertising anything, >>other than the chance to get to know me, and to enjoy my off-colour >>brand of humour) DAYS ARE BEHIND ME, I TELL YOU. >> >>SURE, FOR THE LAST SEVEN YEARS (Incidentally, I forgot to announce my >>seventh anniversary last November. Apologies to everywon involved.) I >>HAVE BEEN STEADILY TROLLING NUMEROUS NEWSGROUPS ON A REGULAR (to wit: >>almost daily) BASIS, AND HAVE BEEN HELPING TO FURTHER DECREASE THE >>SIGNAL-TO-NOISE RATIO ON THIS, THE WONDERFUL GLOBAL USENET. >> >>BUT I ASSURE YOUS, THOSE DAYS ARE OVER. FUN IS FUN, BUT THERE IS A TIME >>WHEN WE ALL NEED TO GROW UP (I am no longer the fun-loving >>devil-may-care young man in my mid-twenties I wonce was; forsooth, I am >>an embittered and crass man of thirty and won) AND MOVE ON TO MORE >>FRUITFUL ENDEVOURS (namely, securing and maintaining a decent--or even, >>perhaps, tolerable--relationship with the opposite sex). >> >>I CANNOT LIE TO YOU; TROLLING IS ******FUN*******!!! YOU GET TO MESS >>WITH PEOPLE WHEN THEIR GUARDS ARE DOWN, AND ARE LEAST SUSPECTING >>(except, of course, for the bitter oldbies who can smell trolls a mile >>away, and make no bones about pointing them out to the less-informed >>among us) MAKING FOR SOME OF THE BEST COMEBACKS AND FLAMES WON COULD >>EXPECT TO RECEIVE. THIS IS WHAT WE LIVE FOR!!!!! >> >>*Ahem* "Lived* for. This is what we lived for. Of course, those days >>are behind me. >> >>SO I IMPLORE YOU: PLEASE RETRACT YOUR STANCE ON "THE HORRID SPAMMING >>CROSSPOSTING (Okay, so I still crosspost, but it's not like I'm inciting >>flames, here, am I? I mean, most of these groups have been "on to" me >>for years, and have either killfiled me, or learned to deal with it.) >>TROLL WAVY G" AND LET THESE POOR PEOPLE READ MY POSTS!!!!!@!!! i HAVE >>LOTS OF FUNNY AND INSIGHTFUL THINGS TO SAY!!! >> >>IF YOU CENSOR ME, YOU ARE TAKING ********FREEDOM***********8* AWAY FROM >>THE PEOPLE WHO PAY BY THE MONTH TO READ ME, AND, WELL, NOT TO PUT IT SO >>BLUNTLY, BUT...THAT KIND OF MAKES YOU TERRORISTS. >> >>LET US END THIS TERROR, AND LET THE GOOD PEOPLE OF THIS VAST, GLOBAL >>USENET READ ME AGAIN. >> >>Seriously, it's the least you could do. >> >>Love, as always, >> >>Wavy G > >If they won't listen to you , you should troll them. > >I would do it for you, but I don't troll anymore either. > >Be well. youre nose just grew an inch. FYI -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.>
Don't fight it, dave hillstrom...Just lie down and try to relax: >On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:44:25 -0500, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> >wrote: > >>On Sun, 13 Jan 2008 03:24:15 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> >>wrote: >> >>>Don't fight it, mixed nuts...Just lie down and try to relax: >>> >>>>I still can't see your posts on a server I can post to because you're >>>>some kind of spamming trolling crossposting kind of nuisance or some >>>>such, and I can't post to a server that still accepts your posts >>>>because I'm too cheap to pay for usenet access and think that google >>>>sucks. Your lucky I looked on the readfreenews.net server to see if you >>>>posted anythinig twoday. >>>> >>>>W/R/T your comment about my car maintenance practices - read the psotes. >>>> >>>>Repeating (in essense) so you might get the messige more clearly: >>>> >>>>That frickin' engine was like knew because of excellent care. Teh >>>>car-ficksin' gize new taht. They new I new that. They didn't want any >>>>trouble and they new there would be. Hence, they proposed an >>>>unsolicited solution which defuses the situation. >>>> >>>>If I find the knew motor to be satisfactory, they may rest assured >>>>that I won't be an extremely difficult ex-customer with a big mouth. >>>>That is they're intent, and my wisch. >>>> >>>>I'm actually pleased that they had the sence to preemptively deal with >>>>this issue. It may even be that they hace a sence of responsibility. I >>>>shall give them tghe benefit of the doubt for know. >>>> >>>>Plus I get all knew hoses and stuff for a fair price so I won't have to >>>>worry about such things for a long time. >>> >>>If I respond to this, you won't see it, so, what would be the point? >>> >>>Anyway, sorry you can't read my posts (they are *hilarious,* I assure >>>you). And so, with that, I must address your newsserver. >>> >>>Dear Mixed Nuts's Newsserver: >>> >>>I HAVEN'T TROLLED IN MONTHS!!! WHAT GIVES?!?!? I AM CLEAN, I TELL >>>YOUS. ****CLEAN.**** >>> >>>MY TROLLING (not "spamming," as I am not really advertising anything, >>>other than the chance to get to know me, and to enjoy my off-colour >>>brand of humour) DAYS ARE BEHIND ME, I TELL YOU. >>> >>>SURE, FOR THE LAST SEVEN YEARS (Incidentally, I forgot to announce my >>>seventh anniversary last November. Apologies to everywon involved.) I >>>HAVE BEEN STEADILY TROLLING NUMEROUS NEWSGROUPS ON A REGULAR (to wit: >>>almost daily) BASIS, AND HAVE BEEN HELPING TO FURTHER DECREASE THE >>>SIGNAL-TO-NOISE RATIO ON THIS, THE WONDERFUL GLOBAL USENET. >>> >>>BUT I ASSURE YOUS, THOSE DAYS ARE OVER. FUN IS FUN, BUT THERE IS A TIME >>>WHEN WE ALL NEED TO GROW UP (I am no longer the fun-loving >>>devil-may-care young man in my mid-twenties I wonce was; forsooth, I am >>>an embittered and crass man of thirty and won) AND MOVE ON TO MORE >>>FRUITFUL ENDEVOURS (namely, securing and maintaining a decent--or even, >>>perhaps, tolerable--relationship with the opposite sex). >>> >>>I CANNOT LIE TO YOU; TROLLING IS ******FUN*******!!! YOU GET TO MESS >>>WITH PEOPLE WHEN THEIR GUARDS ARE DOWN, AND ARE LEAST SUSPECTING >>>(except, of course, for the bitter oldbies who can smell trolls a mile >>>away, and make no bones about pointing them out to the less-informed >>>among us) MAKING FOR SOME OF THE BEST COMEBACKS AND FLAMES WON COULD >>>EXPECT TO RECEIVE. THIS IS WHAT WE LIVE FOR!!!!! >>> >>>*Ahem* "Lived* for. This is what we lived for. Of course, those days >>>are behind me. >>> >>>SO I IMPLORE YOU: PLEASE RETRACT YOUR STANCE ON "THE HORRID SPAMMING >>>CROSSPOSTING (Okay, so I still crosspost, but it's not like I'm inciting >>>flames, here, am I? I mean, most of these groups have been "on to" me >>>for years, and have either killfiled me, or learned to deal with it.) >>>TROLL WAVY G" AND LET THESE POOR PEOPLE READ MY POSTS!!!!!@!!! i HAVE >>>LOTS OF FUNNY AND INSIGHTFUL THINGS TO SAY!!! >>> >>>IF YOU CENSOR ME, YOU ARE TAKING ********FREEDOM***********8* AWAY FROM >>>THE PEOPLE WHO PAY BY THE MONTH TO READ ME, AND, WELL, NOT TO PUT IT SO >>>BLUNTLY, BUT...THAT KIND OF MAKES YOU TERRORISTS. >>> >>>LET US END THIS TERROR, AND LET THE GOOD PEOPLE OF THIS VAST, GLOBAL >>>USENET READ ME AGAIN. >>> >>>Seriously, it's the least you could do. >>> >>>Love, as always, >>> >>>Wavy G >> >>If they won't listen to you , you should troll them. >> >>I would do it for you, but I don't troll anymore either. >> >>Be well. > >youre nose just grew an inch. Well, it wasn't my nose, but thanks for noticing, lol? > >FYI -- "Memo to God: Last two things to do: (1) Cancel Wavy. (2) Turn out the lights." --Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible. ***************************************** * * * Wavy G * * mail me at: * * godsspeciallamb @ gmail.com * * * * * *****************************************
Don't fight it, psykoexgirlfriend...Just lie down and try to relax: >mixed nuts <melopsiticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote in news:fmdc0p$nf2$1 >@aioe.org: > >> knoxy wrote: >>> mixed nuts wrote: >>> >>>>I still can't see your posts on a server I can post to because you're >>>>some kind of spamming trolling crossposting kind of nuisance or some >>>>such, and I can't post to a server that still accepts your posts >>>>because I'm too cheap to pay for usenet access and think that google >>>>sucks. Your lucky I looked on the readfreenews.net server to see if >>>>you posted anythinig twoday. >>>> >>>>W/R/T your comment about my car maintenance practices - read the >>>>psotes. >>>> >>>>Repeating (in essense) so you might get the messige more clearly: >>>> >>>>That frickin' engine was like knew because of excellent care. Teh >>>>car-ficksin' gize new taht. They new I new that. They didn't want any >>>>trouble and they new there would be. Hence, they proposed an >>>>unsolicited solution which defuses the situation. >>>> >>>>If I find the knew motor to be satisfactory, they may rest assured >>>>that I won't be an extremely difficult ex-customer with a big mouth. >>>>That is they're intent, and my wisch. >>>> >>>>I'm actually pleased that they had the sence to preemptively deal >with >>>>this issue. It may even be that they hace a sence of responsibility. >I >>>>shall give them tghe benefit of the doubt for know. >>>> >>>>Plus I get all knew hoses and stuff for a fair price so I won't have >>>>to worry about such things for a long time. >>> >>> >>> Sign up with motzarella.org, they're free. >>> >> Yubbut then I wouldn't have make a special effort to read Mr,/Ms. G's >> posts and would have no reason to give him/her a delightful hard time >> about the fact that he/she has irritated usenet management and gotten >> himself/herself into a cleanfeed database and is not propagating like >> other non-nuisance posters. >> > >we need a petition > >lets name it > >let Wavy propagate..... Where do I sign? (Hmm, no, that's just my pencil, I swear, lol?) -- "Memo to God: Last two things to do: (1) Cancel Wavy. (2) Turn out the lights." --Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible. ***************************************** * * * Wavy G * * mail me at: * * godsspeciallamb @ gmail.com * * * * * *****************************************
