Dead birds and fish......

I guess aliens would explain some of the "things" I pulled from the river.

 

Hmmm. More dead birds. Must just be those market forces at work again. No need for concern.
Now 300 dead birds fall from the sky in Alabama (how much longer can scientists keep saying this is normal?) | Mail Online

 

Normal? Let's see. Birds die. That is not normal? Birds don't die and they live forever. That is normal? Really?

 

My bad. I didn't realize birds drop from the skies hundreds at a time from blunt force trauma. Every once in a while I see one. I missed those big piles of them.

 

Man-Like Beast Encountered During UFO Sighting… « UFO’s Over Alabama

Coincidence? I think not.

 

Well there's a great analogy. UFO/monster sightings compared to actual dead things falling out of the sky. Yeah...I see the parallel.

 

Hey...now we have piles of dead cows, and dead seals now too!
I know...it's just the UFO kooks killing them all.

Mass Animal Deaths Continue: Hundreds Of Cows, Seals Found Dead

Wonder how long till we start finding piles of dead folks in the streets? I sure hope they're republicans though, cause if a "elite republican" bites the dust, well, then, we'd have a serious problem! Anybody else...not so much..right?

 

Told you the end of days are upon us

 

Seals dead in Canada you say?

"It appeared to come out of the ocean," she told CBC News. "It was like it was in the middle of the bay."

CBC News - Nfld. & Labrador - UFO sighting puzzles N.L. residents

 

I did heard the Haiti thing was just a hoax. Something about a bunch of socialist commies trying to exploit the "hard work" of the wealthy. Fox news I think it was.

Oh yeah. Here's a more complete list of the "normal" animal deaths (made up by kooks of course) to date. I don't see Palin's moose herds on there yet though. Maybe she's blasted them all dead already from her helicopter.

http://www.prisonplanet.com/updated-timeline-of-mysterious-animal-deaths.html

 

Yup. I wonder if top profiteers of corporate America have approached God with a deal to save them yet? Stock options, wads of cash, maybe offer a merger with him? Then again, they're more likely to be successful cutting Satan a deal since they've worked with him in the past. Maybe they plan to takeover heaven, downsize it and outsource the angels, replacing them with illegal immigrants at a fraction of the cost.

 

Aren;t there preachers on TV all the time who have already tried that?

 

Hey....Jerry Falwell is quite revered in VA. He carved his initials into the side of a mountain to prove it! It worked!