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Discussion in 'Chatter' started by knoxy, Feb 28, 2008.

  1. On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 22:18:03 -0600, WeeSaul <?weesaul@gmail.com?>
    wrote:

    >dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> spewed forth:
    >
    >> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 16:35:24 -0500, mixed nuts
    >> <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
    >>
    >>>mimus wrote:
    >>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 04:19:29 -0500, mixed nuts wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>dave hillstrom wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 01:00:05 -0500, mixed nuts
    >>>>>><melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>dave hillstrom wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:07:40 -0500, mimus
    >>>>>>>><tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Mar 2008 22:54:26 -0600, WeeSaul wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> spewed forth:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:39:29 -0800, pscissons wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>"knoxy" <knoxy@post.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>news:xn0fmyyrx1nl1to000@nntp.motzarella.org...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>Now that your place is all nice and tidy and things, want to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>come over and do the same here? Please?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>When you're finished with him, send him over here please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>There's LOTS to do here as well.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>Smee
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>We need robots.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>...and buckets of *special* sauce...
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>I'm sorry, you must want one of the food threads.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>yeah. send it herererererere im hungry
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Some peoples don't seem to understand the relationship between
    >>>>>>>gratuitous skilled labor and *special* sauce.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>you do? at production speeds?
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Yes. And in excess of standard production benchmarks.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Example:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Cast of characters:
    >>>>> Stan - future homeowner caught between bank mortgage officer's
    >>>>> deadline, a sold farm, an oversubscribed builder, and an anxious
    >>>>> wife, has small dozer and tractor with backhoe but no flatbed to
    >>>>> transport. Stan's wife - project supervisor, beer manager, coffee
    >>>>> maker, head chef (she cooks real good).
    >>>>> Fred: Stan's friend and electrical contractor with lots of
    >>>>> connections.
    >>>>> Pete: Industrial masonry contractor - 12 ft form boards and rebar
    >>>>> work only.
    >>>>> Bruce: Lawyer, Fred's hunting buddy.
    >>>>> Arnie: General contractor (framing and finish carpentry mostly)
    >>>>> Dave: Roofer. Hyper. Lucky to get one week out of a ladder.
    >>>>> Chuck: Cement mixer truck guy what Pete knows real good so he can
    >>>>> be talked into doing a pour on a weekend. .
    >>>>> Bunch of miscellaneous guys with toolz and skillz and trucks and
    >>>>> trade licenses and stuff who will do most anything for *Special*
    >>>>> sauce.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Ingredients:
    >>>>> Pile of building materials already paid for by Stan's deposit.
    >>>>> Land with cleared building site (bought and paid for already) but
    >>>>> with no cellar hole or utility hookups.
    >>>>> *Special* sauce ingredients.
    >>>>> Lots of chickens
    >>>>> A pig or two
    >>>>> Cabbage and potatoes and mayonaise and such.
    >>>>> 275 gallon oil tank cut in half
    >>>>> A pile of well aged hardwood.
    >>>>> Diesel oil for the dozer and the backhoe and a big-ass generator.
    >>>>> Building permit.
    >>>>> Architect stuff.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Plot:
    >>>>>Stan ordered (by Fred mostly) to call Bruce and get him to deal with
    >>>>>legal issues. Stan further ordered to mix up *Special* sauce,
    >>>>>convert chickens and pigs into 'fresh meat' and get a f*****g fire
    >>>>>going.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Stan and his wife (with help from the kids) applied *Special* sauce
    >>>>>to the previously mentioned chicken and pig meat and treated with
    >>>>>fire.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>After about 7 days (ie. 3 weekends plus labor day) the chickens were
    >>>>>no more, nor were the pigs. The *Special* sauce was gone, the pile
    >>>>>of hardwood was gone, there were lots of empty beer bottles, the
    >>>>>building inspector had signed off the work, Stan was stuck with an
    >>>>>unpainted but otherwise finished house with a 10 foot deep cellar
    >>>>>that needed some landscaping and Bruce was sueing the hell out of
    >>>>>the builder for nonperformance. Plus the bank guy was cooperating.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Other examples of the relationship between *Special* sauce and s**t
    >>>>>happening abound. To get *Special* sauce, you have to work for it -
    >>>>>no freebies.
    >>>>
    >>>> This riveting account doesn't make it clear whether the builder was
    >>>> contracted for landscaping the cellar or not.
    >>>
    >>>There was no mention of rivets - you must have confused this account
    >>>with another thread in a different usenet froup.
    >>>
    >>>Remember Stan? The guy with the dozer and the tractor and years of
    >>>experience moving dirt and rocks and planting stuff? As far as his
    >>>wife was concerned, he was the landscaping contractor - no need to go
    >>>for outside help. The cellar was very nice, and quite large, but I
    >>>don't recall hearing from Stan about the eventual disposition of that
    >>>space. He was an outdoors kind of guy though - maybe he put in a trout
    >>>stream or a cross country ski course.
    >>>>
    >>>> Also, who represents the poor ladders?
    >>>>
    >>>They're pretty much on their own. A warranty won't apply to a
    >>>shattered heavy duty fiberglass ladder with 10 bent rungs.

    >>
    >> if i were the ladders, id sue.

    >
    >If Wee were Sue, Wee'd have to buy an entirely new wardrobe...


    WITH ACCESSORIES!!!!!!!

    --
    dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

    <This space for rent.>
     
  2. dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> spewed forth:

    > On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 22:20:54 -0600, WeeSaul <?weesaul@gmail.com?>
    > wrote:
    >
    >>mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> spewed forth:
    >>
    >>> dave hillstrom wrote:
    >>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 04:19:29 -0500, mixed nuts
    >>>> <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>dave hillstrom wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 01:00:05 -0500, mixed nuts
    >>>>>><melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>dave hillstrom wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:07:40 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99

    @hotmail.com>
    >>>>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Mar 2008 22:54:26 -0600, WeeSaul wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> spewed forth:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:39:29 -0800, pscissons wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>"knoxy" <knoxy@post.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>news:xn0fmyyrx1nl1to000@nntp.motzarella.org...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>Now that your place is all nice and tidy and things, want to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>come over and do the same here? Please?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>When you're finished with him, send him over here please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>There's LOTS to do here as well.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>Smee
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>We need robots.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>...and buckets of *special* sauce...
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>I'm sorry, you must want one of the food threads.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>yeah. send it herererererere im hungry
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Some peoples don't seem to understand the relationship between
    >>>>>>>gratuitous skilled labor and *special* sauce.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>you do? at production speeds?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>Yes. And in excess of standard production benchmarks.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Example:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Cast of characters:
    >>>>> Stan - future homeowner caught between bank mortgage officer's
    >>>>> deadline, a sold farm, an oversubscribed builder, and an anxious
    >>>>> wife, has small dozer and tractor with backhoe but no flatbed to
    >>>>> transport. Stan's wife - project supervisor, beer manager, coffee
    >>>>> maker, head chef (she cooks real good).
    >>>>> Fred: Stan's friend and electrical contractor with lots of
    >>>>> connections.
    >>>>> Pete: Industrial masonry contractor - 12 ft form boards and rebar
    >>>>> work only.
    >>>>> Bruce: Lawyer, Fred's hunting buddy.
    >>>>> Arnie: General contractor (framing and finish carpentry mostly)
    >>>>> Dave: Roofer. Hyper. Lucky to get one week out of a ladder.
    >>>>> Chuck: Cement mixer truck guy what Pete knows real good so he can

    be
    >>>>> talked into doing a pour on a weekend. .
    >>>>> Bunch of miscellaneous guys with toolz and skillz and trucks and
    >>>>> trade licenses and stuff who will do most anything for *Special*
    >>>>> sauce.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Ingredients:
    >>>>> Pile of building materials already paid for by Stan's deposit.
    >>>>> Land with cleared building site (bought and paid for already) but
    >>>>> with no cellar hole or utility hookups.
    >>>>> *Special* sauce ingredients.
    >>>>> Lots of chickens
    >>>>> A pig or two
    >>>>> Cabbage and potatoes and mayonaise and such.
    >>>>> 275 gallon oil tank cut in half
    >>>>> A pile of well aged hardwood.
    >>>>> Diesel oil for the dozer and the backhoe and a big-ass generator.
    >>>>> Building permit.
    >>>>> Architect stuff.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Plot:
    >>>>>Stan ordered (by Fred mostly) to call Bruce and get him to deal with
    >>>>>legal issues. Stan further ordered to mix up *Special* sauce,

    convert
    >>>>>chickens and pigs into 'fresh meat' and get a f*****g fire going.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Stan and his wife (with help from the kids) applied *Special* sauce
    >>>>>to the previously mentioned chicken and pig meat and treated with
    >>>>>fire.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>After about 7 days (ie. 3 weekends plus labor day) the chickens were
    >>>>>no more, nor were the pigs. The *Special* sauce was gone, the pile

    of
    >>>>>hardwood was gone, there were lots of empty beer bottles, the
    >>>>>building inspector had signed off the work, Stan was stuck with an
    >>>>>unpainted but otherwise finished house with a 10 foot deep cellar
    >>>>>that needed some landscaping and Bruce was sueing the hell out of

    the
    >>>>>builder for nonperformance. Plus the bank guy was cooperating.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Other examples of the relationship between *Special* sauce and s**t
    >>>>>happening abound. To get *Special* sauce, you have to work for it -
    >>>>>no freebies.
    >>>>
    >>>> so, like, whats so special about it?
    >>>>
    >>> It varies with the circumstances - like wine. It always has salt in
    >>> it. WeeSaul may be able to shed some more light on it - he brought it
    >>> up.
    >>>
    >>> NOW LISSENING TO THE PIANO QUINTET IN A MAJOR BY FRANZ SCHUBERT

    (TROUT
    >>> QUINTET D.667). CAN'T TALK NOW.

    >>
    >>Wee are not listening to Schubert at the moment so Wee cannot comment

    on
    >>anything that may be considered *special* in regards to the *special*
    >>sauce...

    >
    > i sense a conspiracy. call me whacky, but it seems pretty obvious to
    > me.


    Oh stop being paranoid, Wee are not out to do harm to you - everything is
    good, trust the *special* sauce...
     
  3. On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 01:45:29 -0600, The AntiCrust
    <?anticrust@gmail.com?> wrote:

    >dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> spewed forth:
    >
    >> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 22:20:54 -0600, WeeSaul <?weesaul@gmail.com?>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>>mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> spewed forth:
    >>>
    >>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
    >>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 04:19:29 -0500, mixed nuts
    >>>>> <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>dave hillstrom wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 01:00:05 -0500, mixed nuts
    >>>>>>><melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>dave hillstrom wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:07:40 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99

    >@hotmail.com>
    >>>>>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Mar 2008 22:54:26 -0600, WeeSaul wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> spewed forth:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:39:29 -0800, pscissons wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>"knoxy" <knoxy@post.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>news:xn0fmyyrx1nl1to000@nntp.motzarella.org...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Now that your place is all nice and tidy and things, want to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>come over and do the same here? Please?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>When you're finished with him, send him over here please.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>There's LOTS to do here as well.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>Smee
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>We need robots.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>...and buckets of *special* sauce...
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>I'm sorry, you must want one of the food threads.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>yeah. send it herererererere im hungry
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Some peoples don't seem to understand the relationship between
    >>>>>>>>gratuitous skilled labor and *special* sauce.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>you do? at production speeds?
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>Yes. And in excess of standard production benchmarks.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Example:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Cast of characters:
    >>>>>> Stan - future homeowner caught between bank mortgage officer's
    >>>>>> deadline, a sold farm, an oversubscribed builder, and an anxious
    >>>>>> wife, has small dozer and tractor with backhoe but no flatbed to
    >>>>>> transport. Stan's wife - project supervisor, beer manager, coffee
    >>>>>> maker, head chef (she cooks real good).
    >>>>>> Fred: Stan's friend and electrical contractor with lots of
    >>>>>> connections.
    >>>>>> Pete: Industrial masonry contractor - 12 ft form boards and rebar
    >>>>>> work only.
    >>>>>> Bruce: Lawyer, Fred's hunting buddy.
    >>>>>> Arnie: General contractor (framing and finish carpentry mostly)
    >>>>>> Dave: Roofer. Hyper. Lucky to get one week out of a ladder.
    >>>>>> Chuck: Cement mixer truck guy what Pete knows real good so he can

    >be
    >>>>>> talked into doing a pour on a weekend. .
    >>>>>> Bunch of miscellaneous guys with toolz and skillz and trucks and
    >>>>>> trade licenses and stuff who will do most anything for *Special*
    >>>>>> sauce.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Ingredients:
    >>>>>> Pile of building materials already paid for by Stan's deposit.
    >>>>>> Land with cleared building site (bought and paid for already) but
    >>>>>> with no cellar hole or utility hookups.
    >>>>>> *Special* sauce ingredients.
    >>>>>> Lots of chickens
    >>>>>> A pig or two
    >>>>>> Cabbage and potatoes and mayonaise and such.
    >>>>>> 275 gallon oil tank cut in half
    >>>>>> A pile of well aged hardwood.
    >>>>>> Diesel oil for the dozer and the backhoe and a big-ass generator.
    >>>>>> Building permit.
    >>>>>> Architect stuff.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Plot:
    >>>>>>Stan ordered (by Fred mostly) to call Bruce and get him to deal with
    >>>>>>legal issues. Stan further ordered to mix up *Special* sauce,

    >convert
    >>>>>>chickens and pigs into 'fresh meat' and get a f*****g fire going.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Stan and his wife (with help from the kids) applied *Special* sauce
    >>>>>>to the previously mentioned chicken and pig meat and treated with
    >>>>>>fire.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>After about 7 days (ie. 3 weekends plus labor day) the chickens were
    >>>>>>no more, nor were the pigs. The *Special* sauce was gone, the pile

    >of
    >>>>>>hardwood was gone, there were lots of empty beer bottles, the
    >>>>>>building inspector had signed off the work, Stan was stuck with an
    >>>>>>unpainted but otherwise finished house with a 10 foot deep cellar
    >>>>>>that needed some landscaping and Bruce was sueing the hell out of

    >the
    >>>>>>builder for nonperformance. Plus the bank guy was cooperating.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Other examples of the relationship between *Special* sauce and s**t
    >>>>>>happening abound. To get *Special* sauce, you have to work for it -
    >>>>>>no freebies.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> so, like, whats so special about it?
    >>>>>
    >>>> It varies with the circumstances - like wine. It always has salt in
    >>>> it. WeeSaul may be able to shed some more light on it - he brought it
    >>>> up.
    >>>>
    >>>> NOW LISSENING TO THE PIANO QUINTET IN A MAJOR BY FRANZ SCHUBERT

    >(TROUT
    >>>> QUINTET D.667). CAN'T TALK NOW.
    >>>
    >>>Wee are not listening to Schubert at the moment so Wee cannot comment

    >on
    >>>anything that may be considered *special* in regards to the *special*
    >>>sauce...

    >>
    >> i sense a conspiracy. call me whacky, but it seems pretty obvious to
    >> me.

    >
    >Oh stop being paranoid, Wee are not out to do harm to you - everything is
    >good, trust the *special* sauce...


    CONSPIRACY!!!

    --
    dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

    <This space for rent.>
     

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