Ever notice how some republicans refuse to call themselves "republican"? They call themselves "conservative"... LOL I guess some republicans just see themselves "differently"...LLLOOOLLL
Since the party was taken over by the wing nuts, they have had a bit of a schizophrenic identity problem. Of course, that doesn't explain why they are so two-faced.
This actually sums up a lot of the Republican Party's problems. BTW: I can't agree with any Apple Product or the Beatles as being 'conservative'.
You made the mistake of thinking. You're just supposed to relax and let the flood of DUR HUR HUR wash over you.
Equate "conservative" with "tasteful", "quality", "rational", "clean", "good", "intelligent" or "beautiful" and you'll understand.