****CHECKOUT LANE GRIEVANCE! OUTRAGE! BOYCOTT KROGERS!!!******

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  1. spooge

    spooge Guest

    Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
    news:dav2q3t4tlb7r6poolc43tt2tt5sede6ar@4ax.com:

    > Dear, "gregvk": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
    >
    >>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
    >>news:stj1q35s8sotgi203mlnh5j2jh7jhm6spn@4ax.com:
    >>
    >>[lies deleted]
    >>>
    >>> Actually, the story is a fabrication. I just added the part about
    >>> the toilet clogging to be funny. I *did* have to go to Kroger's to
    >>> purchase Liquid Plumber, but it was to unclog a sink at work that
    >>> wouldn't drain, and entire shopping trip was a completely uneventful
    >>> incident. It was an entirely different shopping excursion when I
    >>> got stuck behind an old lady and had to use the express lane. I'm
    >>> sorry. I'm so sorry.

    >>
    >>Why, you goddamn lying sack of shit. I hope somebody flushes a potato
    >>down your toilet and it clogs -hard- right when you need to take a
    >>great big dump. You'll have to shit in the trash can and then your
    >>house will smell like a zoo for the rest of the day.

    >
    > Oh, lord. I wonder how this guy would feel after finding out this is
    > a repost of an article I wrote five years ago. Sheesh.


    Aren't they all?



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    Must be a gift from above
     
  2. Wavy G

    Wavy G Guest

    Dear, "spooge": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:

    >Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
    >news:dav2q3t4tlb7r6poolc43tt2tt5sede6ar@4ax.com:
    >
    >> Dear, "gregvk": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
    >>
    >>>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
    >>>news:stj1q35s8sotgi203mlnh5j2jh7jhm6spn@4ax.com:
    >>>
    >>>[lies deleted]
    >>>>
    >>>> Actually, the story is a fabrication. I just added the part about
    >>>> the toilet clogging to be funny. I *did* have to go to Kroger's to
    >>>> purchase Liquid Plumber, but it was to unclog a sink at work that
    >>>> wouldn't drain, and entire shopping trip was a completely uneventful
    >>>> incident. It was an entirely different shopping excursion when I
    >>>> got stuck behind an old lady and had to use the express lane. I'm
    >>>> sorry. I'm so sorry.
    >>>
    >>>Why, you goddamn lying sack of shit. I hope somebody flushes a potato
    >>>down your toilet and it clogs -hard- right when you need to take a
    >>>great big dump. You'll have to shit in the trash can and then your
    >>>house will smell like a zoo for the rest of the day.

    >>
    >> Oh, lord. I wonder how this guy would feel after finding out this is
    >> a repost of an article I wrote five years ago. Sheesh.

    >
    >Aren't they all?


    Give that man a Kewpie doll!

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  3. Daedalus

    Daedalus Guest

    On Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:49:39 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
    wrote:

    >Dear, "spooge": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
    >
    >>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
    >>news:dav2q3t4tlb7r6poolc43tt2tt5sede6ar@4ax.com:
    >>
    >>> Dear, "gregvk": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
    >>>
    >>>>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
    >>>>news:stj1q35s8sotgi203mlnh5j2jh7jhm6spn@4ax.com:
    >>>>
    >>>>[lies deleted]
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Actually, the story is a fabrication. I just added the part about
    >>>>> the toilet clogging to be funny. I *did* have to go to Kroger's to
    >>>>> purchase Liquid Plumber, but it was to unclog a sink at work that
    >>>>> wouldn't drain, and entire shopping trip was a completely uneventful
    >>>>> incident. It was an entirely different shopping excursion when I
    >>>>> got stuck behind an old lady and had to use the express lane. I'm
    >>>>> sorry. I'm so sorry.
    >>>>
    >>>>Why, you goddamn lying sack of shit. I hope somebody flushes a potato
    >>>>down your toilet and it clogs -hard- right when you need to take a
    >>>>great big dump. You'll have to shit in the trash can and then your
    >>>>house will smell like a zoo for the rest of the day.
    >>>
    >>> Oh, lord. I wonder how this guy would feel after finding out this is
    >>> a repost of an article I wrote five years ago. Sheesh.

    >>
    >>Aren't they all?

    >
    >Give that man a Kewpie doll!


    Spooge likes Kewpie dolls?

    tee hee!

    Jade
     
  4. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Tue, 05 Feb 2008 14:06:48 -0500, in
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
    bloviated:

    >On Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:49:39 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
    >wrote:
    >
    >>Dear, "spooge": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
    >>
    >>>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
    >>>news:dav2q3t4tlb7r6poolc43tt2tt5sede6ar@4ax.com:
    >>>
    >>>> Dear, "gregvk": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
    >>>>
    >>>>>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
    >>>>>news:stj1q35s8sotgi203mlnh5j2jh7jhm6spn@4ax.com:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>[lies deleted]
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Actually, the story is a fabrication. I just added the part about
    >>>>>> the toilet clogging to be funny. I *did* have to go to Kroger's to
    >>>>>> purchase Liquid Plumber, but it was to unclog a sink at work that
    >>>>>> wouldn't drain, and entire shopping trip was a completely uneventful
    >>>>>> incident. It was an entirely different shopping excursion when I
    >>>>>> got stuck behind an old lady and had to use the express lane. I'm
    >>>>>> sorry. I'm so sorry.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Why, you goddamn lying sack of shit. I hope somebody flushes a potato
    >>>>>down your toilet and it clogs -hard- right when you need to take a
    >>>>>great big dump. You'll have to shit in the trash can and then your
    >>>>>house will smell like a zoo for the rest of the day.
    >>>>
    >>>> Oh, lord. I wonder how this guy would feel after finding out this is
    >>>> a repost of an article I wrote five years ago. Sheesh.
    >>>
    >>>Aren't they all?

    >>
    >>Give that man a Kewpie doll!

    >
    >Spooge likes Kewpie dolls?
    >
    >tee hee!
    >
    >Jade


    He's married two of them.
     
  5. spooge

    spooge Guest

    Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
    news:mhehq35i07lde3secersdvent11sktpuci@4ax.com:

    > On Tue, 05 Feb 2008 14:06:48 -0500, in
    > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
    > bloviated:
    >
    >>On Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:49:39 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
    >>wrote:
    >>
    >>>Dear, "spooge": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
    >>>
    >>>>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
    >>>>news:dav2q3t4tlb7r6poolc43tt2tt5sede6ar@4ax.com:
    >>>>
    >>>>> Dear, "gregvk": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
    >>>>> NO:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
    >>>>>>news:stj1q35s8sotgi203mlnh5j2jh7jhm6spn@4ax.com:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>[lies deleted]
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Actually, the story is a fabrication. I just added the part
    >>>>>>> about the toilet clogging to be funny. I *did* have to go to
    >>>>>>> Kroger's to purchase Liquid Plumber, but it was to unclog a sink
    >>>>>>> at work that wouldn't drain, and entire shopping trip was a
    >>>>>>> completely uneventful incident. It was an entirely different
    >>>>>>> shopping excursion when I got stuck behind an old lady and had
    >>>>>>> to use the express lane. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Why, you goddamn lying sack of shit. I hope somebody flushes a
    >>>>>>potato down your toilet and it clogs -hard- right when you need to
    >>>>>>take a great big dump. You'll have to shit in the trash can and
    >>>>>>then your house will smell like a zoo for the rest of the day.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Oh, lord. I wonder how this guy would feel after finding out this
    >>>>> is a repost of an article I wrote five years ago. Sheesh.
    >>>>
    >>>>Aren't they all?
    >>>
    >>>Give that man a Kewpie doll!

    >>
    >>Spooge likes Kewpie dolls?
    >>
    >>tee hee!
    >>
    >>Jade

    >
    > He's married two of them.


    Yer just jealous.

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  6. spooge

    spooge Guest

    Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
    news:vsbhq3h209vh6jd5lolnreiucf32kkf41a@4ax.com:

    > Dear, "spooge": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
    >
    >>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
    >>news:dav2q3t4tlb7r6poolc43tt2tt5sede6ar@4ax.com:
    >>
    >>> Dear, "gregvk": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
    >>>
    >>>>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
    >>>>news:stj1q35s8sotgi203mlnh5j2jh7jhm6spn@4ax.com:
    >>>>
    >>>>[lies deleted]
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Actually, the story is a fabrication. I just added the part about
    >>>>> the toilet clogging to be funny. I *did* have to go to Kroger's to
    >>>>> purchase Liquid Plumber, but it was to unclog a sink at work that
    >>>>> wouldn't drain, and entire shopping trip was a completely uneventful
    >>>>> incident. It was an entirely different shopping excursion when I
    >>>>> got stuck behind an old lady and had to use the express lane. I'm
    >>>>> sorry. I'm so sorry.
    >>>>
    >>>>Why, you goddamn lying sack of shit. I hope somebody flushes a potato
    >>>>down your toilet and it clogs -hard- right when you need to take a
    >>>>great big dump. You'll have to shit in the trash can and then your
    >>>>house will smell like a zoo for the rest of the day.
    >>>
    >>> Oh, lord. I wonder how this guy would feel after finding out this is
    >>> a repost of an article I wrote five years ago. Sheesh.

    >>
    >>Aren't they all?

    >
    > Give that man a Kewpie doll!


    Can I have a free pass to take 13 items through the 12 item 'express line'
    instead?



    --
    Black Metal ist Krieg
     
  7. On Wed, 6 Feb 2008 03:49:29 +0000 (UTC), spooge
    <spooge@petitmorteREMOVETHIS.net> wrote:

    >Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
    >news:vsbhq3h209vh6jd5lolnreiucf32kkf41a@4ax.com:
    >
    >> Dear, "spooge": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
    >>
    >>>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
    >>>news:dav2q3t4tlb7r6poolc43tt2tt5sede6ar@4ax.com:
    >>>
    >>>> Dear, "gregvk": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
    >>>>
    >>>>>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
    >>>>>news:stj1q35s8sotgi203mlnh5j2jh7jhm6spn@4ax.com:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>[lies deleted]
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Actually, the story is a fabrication. I just added the part about
    >>>>>> the toilet clogging to be funny. I *did* have to go to Kroger's to
    >>>>>> purchase Liquid Plumber, but it was to unclog a sink at work that
    >>>>>> wouldn't drain, and entire shopping trip was a completely uneventful
    >>>>>> incident. It was an entirely different shopping excursion when I
    >>>>>> got stuck behind an old lady and had to use the express lane. I'm
    >>>>>> sorry. I'm so sorry.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Why, you goddamn lying sack of shit. I hope somebody flushes a potato
    >>>>>down your toilet and it clogs -hard- right when you need to take a
    >>>>>great big dump. You'll have to shit in the trash can and then your
    >>>>>house will smell like a zoo for the rest of the day.
    >>>>
    >>>> Oh, lord. I wonder how this guy would feel after finding out this is
    >>>> a repost of an article I wrote five years ago. Sheesh.
    >>>
    >>>Aren't they all?

    >>
    >> Give that man a Kewpie doll!

    >
    >Can I have a free pass to take 13 items through the 12 item 'express line'
    >instead?


    no.

    --
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    <This space for rent.>
     
  8. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Wed, 6 Feb 2008 03:47:43 +0000 (UTC), in
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, spooge
    <spooge@petitmorteREMOVETHIS.net> bloviated:

    >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
    >news:mhehq35i07lde3secersdvent11sktpuci@4ax.com:
    >
    >> On Tue, 05 Feb 2008 14:06:48 -0500, in
    >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
    >> bloviated:
    >>
    >>>On Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:49:39 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
    >>>wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>Dear, "spooge": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
    >>>>
    >>>>>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
    >>>>>news:dav2q3t4tlb7r6poolc43tt2tt5sede6ar@4ax.com:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> Dear, "gregvk": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
    >>>>>> NO:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
    >>>>>>>news:stj1q35s8sotgi203mlnh5j2jh7jhm6spn@4ax.com:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>[lies deleted]
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Actually, the story is a fabrication. I just added the part
    >>>>>>>> about the toilet clogging to be funny. I *did* have to go to
    >>>>>>>> Kroger's to purchase Liquid Plumber, but it was to unclog a sink
    >>>>>>>> at work that wouldn't drain, and entire shopping trip was a
    >>>>>>>> completely uneventful incident. It was an entirely different
    >>>>>>>> shopping excursion when I got stuck behind an old lady and had
    >>>>>>>> to use the express lane. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Why, you goddamn lying sack of shit. I hope somebody flushes a
    >>>>>>>potato down your toilet and it clogs -hard- right when you need to
    >>>>>>>take a great big dump. You'll have to shit in the trash can and
    >>>>>>>then your house will smell like a zoo for the rest of the day.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Oh, lord. I wonder how this guy would feel after finding out this
    >>>>>> is a repost of an article I wrote five years ago. Sheesh.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Aren't they all?
    >>>>
    >>>>Give that man a Kewpie doll!
    >>>
    >>>Spooge likes Kewpie dolls?
    >>>
    >>>tee hee!
    >>>
    >>>Jade

    >>
    >> He's married two of them.

    >
    >Yer just jealous.


    Of what, that the voices speak to you?
     
  9. spooge

    spooge Guest

    dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
    news:cefiq3hmr8i69agmemsacm5tghve6jp3ff@4ax.com:

    > On Wed, 6 Feb 2008 03:49:29 +0000 (UTC), spooge
    > <spooge@petitmorteREMOVETHIS.net> wrote:
    >
    >>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
    >>news:vsbhq3h209vh6jd5lolnreiucf32kkf41a@4ax.com:
    >>
    >>> Dear, "spooge": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
    >>>
    >>>>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
    >>>>news:dav2q3t4tlb7r6poolc43tt2tt5sede6ar@4ax.com:
    >>>>
    >>>>> Dear, "gregvk": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
    >>>>> NO:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
    >>>>>>news:stj1q35s8sotgi203mlnh5j2jh7jhm6spn@4ax.com:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>[lies deleted]
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Actually, the story is a fabrication. I just added the part
    >>>>>>> about the toilet clogging to be funny. I *did* have to go to
    >>>>>>> Kroger's to purchase Liquid Plumber, but it was to unclog a sink
    >>>>>>> at work that wouldn't drain, and entire shopping trip was a
    >>>>>>> completely uneventful incident. It was an entirely different
    >>>>>>> shopping excursion when I got stuck behind an old lady and had
    >>>>>>> to use the express lane. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Why, you goddamn lying sack of shit. I hope somebody flushes a
    >>>>>>potato down your toilet and it clogs -hard- right when you need to
    >>>>>>take a great big dump. You'll have to shit in the trash can and
    >>>>>>then your house will smell like a zoo for the rest of the day.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Oh, lord. I wonder how this guy would feel after finding out this
    >>>>> is a repost of an article I wrote five years ago. Sheesh.
    >>>>
    >>>>Aren't they all?
    >>>
    >>> Give that man a Kewpie doll!

    >>
    >>Can I have a free pass to take 13 items through the 12 item 'express
    >>line' instead?

    >
    > no.


    Meanie



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  10. spooge

    spooge Guest

    Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
    news:uaqjq35j9qvr1rv1p6j8aifsucdg0o5ons@4ax.com:

    > On Wed, 6 Feb 2008 03:47:43 +0000 (UTC), in
    > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, spooge
    > <spooge@petitmorteREMOVETHIS.net> bloviated:
    >
    >>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
    >>news:mhehq35i07lde3secersdvent11sktpuci@4ax.com:
    >>
    >>> On Tue, 05 Feb 2008 14:06:48 -0500, in
    >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
    >>> bloviated:
    >>>
    >>>>On Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:49:39 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
    >>>>wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>Dear, "spooge": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
    >>>>>>news:dav2q3t4tlb7r6poolc43tt2tt5sede6ar@4ax.com:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Dear, "gregvk": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
    >>>>>>> NO:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
    >>>>>>>>news:stj1q35s8sotgi203mlnh5j2jh7jhm6spn@4ax.com:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>[lies deleted]
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Actually, the story is a fabrication. I just added the part
    >>>>>>>>> about the toilet clogging to be funny. I *did* have to go to
    >>>>>>>>> Kroger's to purchase Liquid Plumber, but it was to unclog a sink
    >>>>>>>>> at work that wouldn't drain, and entire shopping trip was a
    >>>>>>>>> completely uneventful incident. It was an entirely different
    >>>>>>>>> shopping excursion when I got stuck behind an old lady and had
    >>>>>>>>> to use the express lane. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Why, you goddamn lying sack of shit. I hope somebody flushes a
    >>>>>>>>potato down your toilet and it clogs -hard- right when you need to
    >>>>>>>>take a great big dump. You'll have to shit in the trash can and
    >>>>>>>>then your house will smell like a zoo for the rest of the day.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Oh, lord. I wonder how this guy would feel after finding out this
    >>>>>>> is a repost of an article I wrote five years ago. Sheesh.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Aren't they all?
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Give that man a Kewpie doll!
    >>>>
    >>>>Spooge likes Kewpie dolls?
    >>>>
    >>>>tee hee!
    >>>>
    >>>>Jade
    >>>
    >>> He's married two of them.

    >>
    >>Yer just jealous.

    >
    > Of what, that the voices speak to you?


    That, too.



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