****CHECKOUT LANE GRIEVANCE! OUTRAGE! BOYCOTT KROGERS!!!******

Dear, "dave hillstrom": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
NO:

>On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 02:50:49 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>Dear, "gregvk": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>
>>>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>news:stj1q35s8sotgi203mlnh5j2jh7jhm6spn@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>[lies deleted]
>>>>
>>>> Actually, the story is a fabrication. I just added the part about the
>>>> toilet clogging to be funny. I *did* have to go to Kroger's to
>>>> purchase Liquid Plumber, but it was to unclog a sink at work that
>>>> wouldn't drain, and entire shopping trip was a completely uneventful
>>>> incident. It was an entirely different shopping excursion when I got
>>>> stuck behind an old lady and had to use the express lane. I'm sorry.
>>>> I'm so sorry.
>>>
>>>Why, you goddamn lying sack of shit. I hope somebody flushes a potato down
>>>your toilet and it clogs -hard- right when you need to take a great big
>>>dump. You'll have to shit in the trash can and then your house will smell
>>>like a zoo for the rest of the day.
>>
>>Oh, lord. I wonder how this guy would feel after finding out this is a
>>repost of an article I wrote five years ago. Sheesh.
>
>lozer.

Hey, it's all about upping the post count, brother.

I'll do it again, I tell you. I'll do it again.

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Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
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> Dear, "gregvk": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>
>>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
>>news:stj1q35s8sotgi203mlnh5j2jh7jhm6spn@4ax.com:
>>
>>[lies deleted]
>>>
>>> Actually, the story is a fabrication. I just added the part about
>>> the toilet clogging to be funny. I *did* have to go to Kroger's to
>>> purchase Liquid Plumber, but it was to unclog a sink at work that
>>> wouldn't drain, and entire shopping trip was a completely uneventful
>>> incident. It was an entirely different shopping excursion when I
>>> got stuck behind an old lady and had to use the express lane. I'm
>>> sorry. I'm so sorry.
>>
>>Why, you goddamn lying sack of shit. I hope somebody flushes a potato
>>down your toilet and it clogs -hard- right when you need to take a
>>great big dump. You'll have to shit in the trash can and then your
>>house will smell like a zoo for the rest of the day.
>
> Oh, lord. I wonder how this guy would feel after finding out this is
> a repost of an article I wrote five years ago. Sheesh.

You mean you're a serial liar? In that case, I hope the whole septic
system "burps" into your bathroom.

 

gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in
news:Xns9A35452CCAC94A7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1:


> The express lane is quite often stalled by some old biddy who counts
> like items as one, thereby reducing her cartload of 100 things to
> "just 9 things" because it's mostly cat food and adult diapers and
> other old lady shit, and who insists on debating every single item on
> the receipt.
>
>

i take more then my 12 items into the express lane.

and i am not a little old lady.

if it fits into one of those carry baskets.
then i am going through express and fuck anybody game
enough to point it out, and not many people are game
enough to say anything.

sheep, thats what we all are?
well cept me.

i am a rebel who walks through express lanes when i am clearly not
expressed with impunity.

except once when somebody did say something to me

it would have made a funny story if i could remember
what i said to the cow.

now the challenge here is what did headkase say to the
cow who asked me if i only had 12 items in my basket,
when i was in the express lane and clearly should not have been?

please proceed

headkase

 

psykoexgirlfriend <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:mCjoj.9442$421.7028@news-server.bigpond.net.au:

> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in
> news:Xns9A35452CCAC94A7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1:
>
>
>> The express lane is quite often stalled by some old biddy who counts
>> like items as one, thereby reducing her cartload of 100 things to
>> "just 9 things" because it's mostly cat food and adult diapers and
>> other old lady shit, and who insists on debating every single item on
>> the receipt.
>>
>>
>
> i take more then my 12 items into the express lane.
>
> and i am not a little old lady.
>
> if it fits into one of those carry baskets.
> then i am going through express and fuck anybody game
> enough to point it out, and not many people are game
> enough to say anything.
>
> sheep, thats what we all are?
> well cept me.
>
> i am a rebel who walks through express lanes when i am clearly not
> expressed with impunity.
>
> except once when somebody did say something to me
>
> it would have made a funny story if i could remember
> what i said to the cow.
>
> now the challenge here is what did headkase say to the
> cow who asked me if i only had 12 items in my basket,
> when i was in the express lane and clearly should not have been?
>
> please proceed
>

You pretednde you didn't know how to count.


Bertie

 

Wavy G wrote:

> Dear, "frank": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>
>>
>> Ya know, I find it ironic your gripe about 'grammatically
>>correct', considering some of your spelling. Not 'wonce', but several
>>times..........
>
> I'm trying to find the joke here, but I just don't see it. Somewon help
> me out here.

Nowon knows how.

>>On Jan 30, 3:57?am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> OK ladies and gents, as of today I have a "situation" with my local
>>> Kroger's shopping market. ?Please, I Need everywon's undivided attention
>>> and total support in backing me on this. Here's the story: Today I went
>>> to my local Kroger's to purchase some "Liquid Plumber" to fix my clogged
>>> toilet, (I clogged it up by trying to cram too much toilet paper and
>>> poop down the hole at wonce), and all I needed was that item, and that
>>> item only. ?I think I purchased the off-brand, but that's not the point.
>>> I digress.
>>>
>>> Ok, so we know this much: there are about fifteen thousand lanes at
>>> Kroger's, and usually only two "express lanes," right? ?You know the
>>> wons where you have to have "12 items or less" (side note: Why is the
>>> expression "12 items or less," when actually, "12 items or fewer" would
>>> be grammatically correct? ?What are we teaching our children?). ?And you
>>> know that if you have fewer than 12 items, and you don't get in the
>>> express lane, you end up standing behind "the Little Old Lady Who Lived
>>> in a Shoe" stocking up for the winter to feed all those damn kids. ?And
>>> all you really want is a case of beer...oh and how about a pack of
>>> "Juicy Fruit" while you're here...oh and perhaps that latest issue of
>>> Star magazine, right? ?I digress.
>>>
>>> Anyway, "Well," I say to myself, "I ain't a sucker--I'll go to won of
>>> the convenient and time-saving 'express lanes' that the wonderful people
>>> at Kroger's shopping market have provided for me, the jaunty American
>>> consumer." ?Well I had won item, and that's fewer than 12, right? ?So I
>>> go to queue up in won of the so-called express lanes, only to discover
>>> that there was only WON express lane! ?And it was closed!!! ?The sign
>>> hanging over the contiguous lane said "Express Lane," but get this: It
>>> was a "U-SCAN"! I refuse to use U-SCANs on account of the cashiers are
>>> PAID to scan my groceries. ?I'm not! ?I'm paying you good money; I'll be
>>> damned if I'm gonna do your job. So now what do I do??? ?THE ONLY
>>> FUNCTIONING EXPRESS LANE WAS A FRIGGING U-SCAN!!!!1!1 ?I DON'T THINK SO.
>>>
>>> So I waited several minutes in line behind the loud-mouth hillbilly
>>> woman and her dirty children, uncomfortably listening to her ramble on
>>> in garbled English about whatever the hell happened to be on her
>>> mind--which she apparently had no problem with sharing with total
>>> strangers--as her children screamed and tore magazines apart. ?This is
>>> how strongly I feel about not using "U-SCAN."
>>>
>>> So here I am, a faithful, attractive, life-long Kroger's customer put
>>> into a situation. ?A SITUATION, GOD-DARNIT! ?Please, fellow countrymen,
>>> I need your help in boycotting the Kroger's shopping market. ?I'll put
>>> these inconveniencing tyrants out of business if it's the last thing I
>>> do. ?I bid you peace.
>>>
>>> PS: My toilet is now working like a champ!
>>>
>>> --
>>> Mimus hasn't written anything funny about me lately.
>>>
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--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

Wavy G wrote:

> OK ladies and gents, as of today I have a "situation" with my local
> Kroger's shopping market. Please, I Need everywon's undivided attention
> and total support in backing me on this. Here's the story: Today I went
> to my local Kroger's to purchase some "Liquid Plumber" to fix my clogged
> toilet, (I clogged it up by trying to cram too much toilet paper and
> poop down the hole at wonce), and all I needed was that item, and that
> item only. I think I purchased the off-brand, but that's not the point.
> I digress.
>
> Ok, so we know this much: there are about fifteen thousand lanes at
> Kroger's, and usually only two "express lanes," right? You know the
> wons where you have to have "12 items or less" (side note: Why is the
> expression "12 items or less," when actually, "12 items or fewer" would
> be grammatically correct? What are we teaching our children?). And you
> know that if you have fewer than 12 items, and you don't get in the
> express lane, you end up standing behind "the Little Old Lady Who Lived
> in a Shoe" stocking up for the winter to feed all those damn kids. And
> all you really want is a case of beer...oh and how about a pack of
> "Juicy Fruit" while you're here...oh and perhaps that latest issue of
> Star magazine, right? I digress.
>
> Anyway, "Well," I say to myself, "I ain't a sucker--I'll go to won of
> the convenient and time-saving 'express lanes' that the wonderful people
> at Kroger's shopping market have provided for me, the jaunty American
> consumer." Well I had won item, and that's fewer than 12, right? So I
> go to queue up in won of the so-called express lanes, only to discover
> that there was only WON express lane! And it was closed!!! The sign
> hanging over the contiguous lane said "Express Lane," but get this: It
> was a "U-SCAN"! I refuse to use U-SCANs on account of the cashiers are
> PAID to scan my groceries. I'm not! I'm paying you good money; I'll be
> damned if I'm gonna do your job. So now what do I do??? THE ONLY
> FUNCTIONING EXPRESS LANE WAS A FRIGGING U-SCAN!!!!1!1 I DON'T THINK SO.
>
> So I waited several minutes in line behind the loud-mouth hillbilly
> woman and her dirty children, uncomfortably listening to her ramble on
> in garbled English about whatever the hell happened to be on her
> mind--which she apparently had no problem with sharing with total
> strangers--as her children screamed and tore magazines apart. This is
> how strongly I feel about not using "U-SCAN."
>
> So here I am, a faithful, attractive, life-long Kroger's customer put
> into a situation. A SITUATION, GOD-DARNIT! Please, fellow countrymen,
> I need your help in boycotting the Kroger's shopping market. I'll put
> these inconveniencing tyrants out of business if it's the last thing I
> do. I bid you peace.
>
> PS: My toilet is now working like a champ!

I don't shop at Kroger. You have my support. All Krogers can die. (The
stores, not anywon named Kroger.) I don't want to be accused of any murder
plotting here.
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

Wavy G wrote:

> Dear, "knoxy": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>
>>Wavy G wrote:
>>
>>> OK ladies and gents, as of today I have a "situation" with my local
>>> Kroger's shopping market. Please, I Need everywon's undivided
>>> attention and total support in backing me on this. Here's the story:
>>> Today I went to my local Kroger's to purchase some "Liquid Plumber"
>>> to fix my clogged toilet, (I clogged it up by trying to cram too much
>>> toilet paper and poop down the hole at wonce), and all I needed was
>>> that item, and that item only. I think I purchased the off-brand, but
>>> that's not the point. I digress.
>>>
>>> Ok, so we know this much: there are about fifteen thousand lanes at
>>> Kroger's, and usually only two "express lanes," right? You know the
>>> wons where you have to have "12 items or less" (side note: Why is the
>>> expression "12 items or less," when actually, "12 items or fewer"
>>> would be grammatically correct? What are we teaching our children?).
>>> And you know that if you have fewer than 12 items, and you don't get
>>> in the express lane, you end up standing behind "the Little Old Lady
>>> Who Lived in a Shoe" stocking up for the winter to feed all those
>>> damn kids. And all you really want is a case of beer...oh and how
>>> about a pack of "Juicy Fruit" while you're here...oh and perhaps that
>>> latest issue of Star magazine, right? I digress.
>>>
>>> Anyway, "Well," I say to myself, "I ain't a sucker--I'll go to won of
>>> the convenient and time-saving 'express lanes' that the wonderful
>>> people at Kroger's shopping market have provided for me, the jaunty
>>> American consumer." Well I had won item, and that's fewer than 12,
>>> right? So I go to queue up in won of the so-called express lanes,
>>> only to discover that there was only WON express lane! And it was
>>> closed!!! The sign hanging over the contiguous lane said "Express
>>> Lane," but get this: It was a "U-SCAN"! I refuse to use U-SCANs on
>>> account of the cashiers are PAID to scan my groceries. I'm not! I'm
>>> paying you good money; I'll be damned if I'm gonna do your job. So
>>> now what do I do??? THE ONLY FUNCTIONING EXPRESS LANE WAS A FRIGGING
>>> U-SCAN!!!!1!1 I DON'T THINK SO.
>>>
>>> So I waited several minutes in line behind the loud-mouth hillbilly
>>> woman and her dirty children, uncomfortably listening to her ramble on
>>> in garbled English about whatever the hell happened to be on her
>>> mind--which she apparently had no problem with sharing with total
>>> strangers--as her children screamed and tore magazines apart. This is
>>> how strongly I feel about not using "U-SCAN."
>>>
>>> So here I am, a faithful, attractive, life-long Kroger's customer put
>>> into a situation. A SITUATION, GOD-DARNIT! Please, fellow
>>> countrymen, I need your help in boycotting the Kroger's shopping
>>> market. I'll put these inconveniencing tyrants out of business if
>>> it's the last thing I do. I bid you peace.
>>>
>>> PS: My toilet is now working like a champ!
>>
>>We don't have Krogers here, so I'm willing and extremely able to join
>>your boycott.
>
> Thank you for your support on this issue, Mimus. I'm sorry, Rocky...or
> Trippy...Wait, which won are you again?

That is the one that doesn't bang knoxy. (Possibly gay, but you didn't hear
that from me.)
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

psykoexgirlfriend <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in news:mCjoj.9442
$421.7028@news-server.bigpond.net.au:

> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in
> news:Xns9A35452CCAC94A7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1:
>
>
>> The express lane is quite often stalled by some old biddy who counts
>> like items as one, thereby reducing her cartload of 100 things to
>> "just 9 things" because it's mostly cat food and adult diapers and
>> other old lady shit, and who insists on debating every single item on
>> the receipt.
>>
>>
>
> i take more then my 12 items into the express lane.
>
> and i am not a little old lady.
>
> if it fits into one of those carry baskets.
> then i am going through express and fuck anybody game
> enough to point it out, and not many people are game
> enough to say anything.

I said something to the manager, once, and the cashier got in trouble for
allowing it. They suspended her without pay for three days.

So your bad attitude caused some poor woman to lose a lot of money that she
probably needed to feed or kids or something, and you're so stuck up on
yourself that you probably never of even thought about that.

 

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

> psykoexgirlfriend <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in
> news:mCjoj.9442$421.7028@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
>
>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in
>> news:Xns9A35452CCAC94A7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1:
>>
>>
>>> The express lane is quite often stalled by some old biddy who counts
>>> like items as one, thereby reducing her cartload of 100 things to
>>> "just 9 things" because it's mostly cat food and adult diapers and
>>> other old lady shit, and who insists on debating every single item on
>>> the receipt.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> i take more then my 12 items into the express lane.
>>
>> and i am not a little old lady.
>>
>> if it fits into one of those carry baskets.
>> then i am going through express and fuck anybody game
>> enough to point it out, and not many people are game
>> enough to say anything.
>>
>> sheep, thats what we all are?
>> well cept me.
>>
>> i am a rebel who walks through express lanes when i am clearly not
>> expressed with impunity.
>>
>> except once when somebody did say something to me
>>
>> it would have made a funny story if i could remember
>> what i said to the cow.
>>
>> now the challenge here is what did headkase say to the
>> cow who asked me if i only had 12 items in my basket, when i was in
>> the express lane and clearly should not have been?
>>
>> please proceed
>>
>
> You pretednde you didn't know how to count.

Naw, you just grab two things together while counting only one.
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 09:59:00 -0600, Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com>
wrote:

>Wavy G wrote:
>
>> OK ladies and gents, as of today I have a "situation" with my local
>> Kroger's shopping market. Please, I Need everywon's undivided attention
>> and total support in backing me on this. Here's the story: Today I went
>> to my local Kroger's to purchase some "Liquid Plumber" to fix my clogged
>> toilet, (I clogged it up by trying to cram too much toilet paper and
>> poop down the hole at wonce), and all I needed was that item, and that
>> item only. I think I purchased the off-brand, but that's not the point.
>> I digress.
>>
>> Ok, so we know this much: there are about fifteen thousand lanes at
>> Kroger's, and usually only two "express lanes," right? You know the
>> wons where you have to have "12 items or less" (side note: Why is the
>> expression "12 items or less," when actually, "12 items or fewer" would
>> be grammatically correct? What are we teaching our children?). And you
>> know that if you have fewer than 12 items, and you don't get in the
>> express lane, you end up standing behind "the Little Old Lady Who Lived
>> in a Shoe" stocking up for the winter to feed all those damn kids. And
>> all you really want is a case of beer...oh and how about a pack of
>> "Juicy Fruit" while you're here...oh and perhaps that latest issue of
>> Star magazine, right? I digress.
>>
>> Anyway, "Well," I say to myself, "I ain't a sucker--I'll go to won of
>> the convenient and time-saving 'express lanes' that the wonderful people
>> at Kroger's shopping market have provided for me, the jaunty American
>> consumer." Well I had won item, and that's fewer than 12, right? So I
>> go to queue up in won of the so-called express lanes, only to discover
>> that there was only WON express lane! And it was closed!!! The sign
>> hanging over the contiguous lane said "Express Lane," but get this: It
>> was a "U-SCAN"! I refuse to use U-SCANs on account of the cashiers are
>> PAID to scan my groceries. I'm not! I'm paying you good money; I'll be
>> damned if I'm gonna do your job. So now what do I do??? THE ONLY
>> FUNCTIONING EXPRESS LANE WAS A FRIGGING U-SCAN!!!!1!1 I DON'T THINK SO.
>>
>> So I waited several minutes in line behind the loud-mouth hillbilly
>> woman and her dirty children, uncomfortably listening to her ramble on
>> in garbled English about whatever the hell happened to be on her
>> mind--which she apparently had no problem with sharing with total
>> strangers--as her children screamed and tore magazines apart. This is
>> how strongly I feel about not using "U-SCAN."
>>
>> So here I am, a faithful, attractive, life-long Kroger's customer put
>> into a situation. A SITUATION, GOD-DARNIT! Please, fellow countrymen,
>> I need your help in boycotting the Kroger's shopping market. I'll put
>> these inconveniencing tyrants out of business if it's the last thing I
>> do. I bid you peace.
>>
>> PS: My toilet is now working like a champ!
>
>I don't shop at Kroger. You have my support. All Krogers can die. (The
>stores, not anywon named Kroger.) I don't want to be accused of any murder
>plotting here.

That's very good. Larry Kroger was distressed for a moment. He didn't
know she was only fourteen.

Jade

 

Dear, "Daedalus": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:

>On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 09:59:00 -0600, Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>Wavy G wrote:
>>
>>> OK ladies and gents, as of today I have a "situation" with my local
>>> Kroger's shopping market. Please, I Need everywon's undivided attention
>>> and total support in backing me on this. Here's the story: Today I went
>>> to my local Kroger's to purchase some "Liquid Plumber" to fix my clogged
>>> toilet, (I clogged it up by trying to cram too much toilet paper and
>>> poop down the hole at wonce), and all I needed was that item, and that
>>> item only. I think I purchased the off-brand, but that's not the point.
>>> I digress.
>>>
>>> Ok, so we know this much: there are about fifteen thousand lanes at
>>> Kroger's, and usually only two "express lanes," right? You know the
>>> wons where you have to have "12 items or less" (side note: Why is the
>>> expression "12 items or less," when actually, "12 items or fewer" would
>>> be grammatically correct? What are we teaching our children?). And you
>>> know that if you have fewer than 12 items, and you don't get in the
>>> express lane, you end up standing behind "the Little Old Lady Who Lived
>>> in a Shoe" stocking up for the winter to feed all those damn kids. And
>>> all you really want is a case of beer...oh and how about a pack of
>>> "Juicy Fruit" while you're here...oh and perhaps that latest issue of
>>> Star magazine, right? I digress.
>>>
>>> Anyway, "Well," I say to myself, "I ain't a sucker--I'll go to won of
>>> the convenient and time-saving 'express lanes' that the wonderful people
>>> at Kroger's shopping market have provided for me, the jaunty American
>>> consumer." Well I had won item, and that's fewer than 12, right? So I
>>> go to queue up in won of the so-called express lanes, only to discover
>>> that there was only WON express lane! And it was closed!!! The sign
>>> hanging over the contiguous lane said "Express Lane," but get this: It
>>> was a "U-SCAN"! I refuse to use U-SCANs on account of the cashiers are
>>> PAID to scan my groceries. I'm not! I'm paying you good money; I'll be
>>> damned if I'm gonna do your job. So now what do I do??? THE ONLY
>>> FUNCTIONING EXPRESS LANE WAS A FRIGGING U-SCAN!!!!1!1 I DON'T THINK SO.
>>>
>>> So I waited several minutes in line behind the loud-mouth hillbilly
>>> woman and her dirty children, uncomfortably listening to her ramble on
>>> in garbled English about whatever the hell happened to be on her
>>> mind--which she apparently had no problem with sharing with total
>>> strangers--as her children screamed and tore magazines apart. This is
>>> how strongly I feel about not using "U-SCAN."
>>>
>>> So here I am, a faithful, attractive, life-long Kroger's customer put
>>> into a situation. A SITUATION, GOD-DARNIT! Please, fellow countrymen,
>>> I need your help in boycotting the Kroger's shopping market. I'll put
>>> these inconveniencing tyrants out of business if it's the last thing I
>>> do. I bid you peace.
>>>
>>> PS: My toilet is now working like a champ!
>>
>>I don't shop at Kroger. You have my support. All Krogers can die. (The
>>stores, not anywon named Kroger.) I don't want to be accused of any murder
>>plotting here.
>
>That's very good. Larry Kroger was distressed for a moment. He didn't
>know she was only fourteen.

"Daddy, this is Larry...the boy who molested me." LOL.

--
Mimus hasn't written anything funny about me lately.

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On 31 Jan 2008 16:19:47 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>psykoexgirlfriend <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in news:mCjoj.9442
>$421.7028@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
>
>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in
>> news:Xns9A35452CCAC94A7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1:
>>
>>
>>> The express lane is quite often stalled by some old biddy who counts
>>> like items as one, thereby reducing her cartload of 100 things to
>>> "just 9 things" because it's mostly cat food and adult diapers and
>>> other old lady shit, and who insists on debating every single item on
>>> the receipt.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> i take more then my 12 items into the express lane.
>>
>> and i am not a little old lady.
>>
>> if it fits into one of those carry baskets.
>> then i am going through express and fuck anybody game
>> enough to point it out, and not many people are game
>> enough to say anything.
>
>I said something to the manager, once, and the cashier got in trouble for
>allowing it. They suspended her without pay for thr<COCK SLAP>

No Leslie, they sure didn't. It's the general policy of ALL grocery
stores and retail chains that you NEVER turn down anyone in your line
(unless they have weighable items and you have no scale, like at the
pharmacy counter...but you still offer to do the rest of the order).
Yes, that sure won't stop other customers from raggin on you and
verbally molesting you up your ass to the point where you scurry off
in fear to another line, but the checker is obligated to pass ya
through regardless. It's no surprise to see you making up lies
though, Leslie...I mean you're only 13 years old, so it's not like you
know shit about fuck all.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in
news:Xns9A365ED883EBA7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1:

> psykoexgirlfriend <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in
> news:mCjoj.9442 $421.7028@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
>
>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in
>> news:Xns9A35452CCAC94A7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1:
>>
>>
>>> The express lane is quite often stalled by some old biddy who counts
>>> like items as one, thereby reducing her cartload of 100 things to
>>> "just 9 things" because it's mostly cat food and adult diapers and
>>> other old lady shit, and who insists on debating every single item
>>> on the receipt.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> i take more then my 12 items into the express lane.
>>
>> and i am not a little old lady.
>>
>> if it fits into one of those carry baskets.
>> then i am going through express and fuck anybody game
>> enough to point it out, and not many people are game
>> enough to say anything.
>
> I said something to the manager, once, and the cashier got in trouble
> for allowing it. They suspended her without pay for three days.
>
> So your bad attitude caused some poor woman to lose a lot of money
> that she probably needed to feed or kids or something, and you're so
> stuck up on yourself that you probably never of even thought about
> that.
>

No your petty lane policing caused some woman to be suspended from
work for three days causing her kids to starve and her cat to die.

 

psykoexgirlfriend <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in news:KXroj.9569
$421.6904@news-server.bigpond.net.au:

> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in
> news:Xns9A365ED883EBA7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1:
>
>> psykoexgirlfriend <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in
>> news:mCjoj.9442 $421.7028@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
>>
>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in
>>> news:Xns9A35452CCAC94A7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1:
>>>
>>>
>>>> The express lane is quite often stalled by some old biddy who counts
>>>> like items as one, thereby reducing her cartload of 100 things to
>>>> "just 9 things" because it's mostly cat food and adult diapers and
>>>> other old lady shit, and who insists on debating every single item
>>>> on the receipt.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> i take more then my 12 items into the express lane.
>>>
>>> and i am not a little old lady.
>>>
>>> if it fits into one of those carry baskets.
>>> then i am going through express and fuck anybody game
>>> enough to point it out, and not many people are game
>>> enough to say anything.
>>
>> I said something to the manager, once, and the cashier got in trouble
>> for allowing it. They suspended her without pay for three days.
>>
>> So your bad attitude caused some poor woman to lose a lot of money
>> that she probably needed to feed or kids or something, and you're so
>> stuck up on yourself that you probably never of even thought about
>> that.
>>
>
> No your petty lane policing caused some woman to be suspended from
> work for three days causing her kids to starve and her cat to die.

LOL! Dead cats are funny.

 

On 31 Jan 2008 22:47:52 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>psykoexgirlfriend <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in news:KXroj.9569
>$421.6904@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
>
>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in
>> news:Xns9A365ED883EBA7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1:
>>
>>> psykoexgirlfriend <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in
>>> news:mCjoj.9442 $421.7028@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
>>>
>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in
>>>> news:Xns9A35452CCAC94A7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> The express lane is quite often stalled by some old biddy who counts
>>>>> like items as one, thereby reducing her cartload of 100 things to
>>>>> "just 9 things" because it's mostly cat food and adult diapers and
>>>>> other old lady shit, and who insists on debating every single item
>>>>> on the receipt.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> i take more then my 12 items into the express lane.
>>>>
>>>> and i am not a little old lady.
>>>>
>>>> if it fits into one of those carry baskets.
>>>> then i am going through express and fuck anybody game
>>>> enough to point it out, and not many people are game
>>>> enough to say anything.
>>>
>>> I said something to the manager, once, and the cashier got in trouble
>>> for allowing it. They suspended her without pay for three days.
>>>
>>> So your bad attitude caused some poor woman to lose a lot of money
>>> that she probably needed to feed or kids or something, and you're so
>>> stuck up on yourself that you probably never of even thought about
>>> that.
>>>
>>
>> No your petty lane policing caused some woman to be suspended from
>> work for three days causing her kids to starve and her cat to die.
>
>LOL! Dead cats are funny.

stray cats are rockabilly,

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

 

On 31 Jan 2008 22:47:52 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>psykoexgirlfriend <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in news:KXroj.9569
>$421.6904@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
>
>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in
>> news:Xns9A365ED883EBA7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1:
>>
>>> psykoexgirlfriend <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in
>>> news:mCjoj.9442 $421.7028@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
>>>
>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in
>>>> news:Xns9A35452CCAC94A7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> The express lane is quite often stalled by some old biddy who counts
>>>>> like items as one, thereby reducing her cartload of 100 things to
>>>>> "just 9 things" because it's mostly cat food and adult diapers and
>>>>> other old lady shit, and who insists on debating every single item
>>>>> on the receipt.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> i take more then my 12 items into the express lane.
>>>>
>>>> and i am not a little old lady.
>>>>
>>>> if it fits into one of those carry baskets.
>>>> then i am going through express and fuck anybody game
>>>> enough to point it out, and not many people are game
>>>> enough to say anything.
>>>
>>> I said something to the manager, once, and the cashier got in trouble
>>> for allowing it. They suspended her without pay for three days.
>>>
>>> So your bad attitude caused some poor woman to lose a lot of money
>>> that she probably needed to feed or kids or something, and you're so
>>> stuck up on yourself that you probably never of even thought about
>>> that.
>>>
>>
>> No your petty lane policing caused some woman to be suspended from
>> work for three days causing her kids to starve and her cat to die.
>
>LOL! Dead cats are funny.

You like torturing small animals, huh Leslie?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 22:27:54
GMT psykoexgirlfriend scribed:

> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in
> news:Xns9A365ED883EBA7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1:
>
>> psykoexgirlfriend <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in
>> news:mCjoj.9442 $421.7028@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
>>
>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in
>>> news:Xns9A35452CCAC94A7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1:
>>>
>>>
>>>> The express lane is quite often stalled by some old biddy who counts
>>>> like items as one, thereby reducing her cartload of 100 things to
>>>> "just 9 things" because it's mostly cat food and adult diapers and
>>>> other old lady shit, and who insists on debating every single item
>>>> on the receipt.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> i take more then my 12 items into the express lane.
>>>
>>> and i am not a little old lady.
>>>
>>> if it fits into one of those carry baskets.
>>> then i am going through express and fuck anybody game
>>> enough to point it out, and not many people are game
>>> enough to say anything.
>>
>> I said something to the manager, once, and the cashier got in trouble
>> for allowing it. They suspended her without pay for three days.
>>
>> So your bad attitude caused some poor woman to lose a lot of money
>> that she probably needed to feed or kids or something, and you're so
>> stuck up on yourself that you probably never of even thought about
>> that.
>>
>
> No your petty lane policing caused some woman to be suspended from
> work for three days causing her kids to starve and her cat to die.

On the bright side, he did help the world-overpopulation problem.

--
Neredbojias
Riches are their own reward.

 

On Jan 31, 2:27 pm, psykoexgirlfriend <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
> gregvk <g...@nospam.okthx> wrote innews:Xns9A365ED883EBA7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1:
>
>
>
> > psykoexgirlfriend <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote in
> > news:mCjoj.9442 $421.7...@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
>
> >> gregvk <g...@nospam.okthx> wrote in
> >>news:Xns9A35452CCAC94A7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1:
>
> >>> The express lane is quite often stalled by some old biddy who counts
> >>> like items as one, thereby reducing her cartload of 100 things to
> >>> "just 9 things" because it's mostly cat food and adult diapers and
> >>> other old lady shit, and who insists on debating every single item
> >>> on the receipt.
>
> >> i take more then my 12 items into the express lane.
>
> >> and i am not a little old lady.
>
> >> if it fits into one of those carry baskets.
> >> then i am going through express and fuck anybody game
> >> enough to point it out, and not many people are game
> >> enough to say anything.
>
> > I said something to the manager, once, and the cashier got in trouble
> > for allowing it. They suspended her without pay for three days.
>
> > So your bad attitude caused some poor woman to lose a lot of money
> > that she probably needed to feed or kids or something, and you're so
> > stuck up on yourself that you probably never of even thought about
> > that.
>
> No your petty lane policing caused some woman to be suspended from
> work for three days causing her kids to starve and her cat to die.

Shoulda et the cat.

--
Slipped Moebius
mhm28x9

 

On Jan 31, 6:43 pm, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
> On 31 Jan 2008 22:47:52 GMT, gregvk <g...@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>
>
>
> >psykoexgirlfriend <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote in news:KXroj.9569
> >$421.6...@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
>
> >> gregvk <g...@nospam.okthx> wrote in
> >>news:Xns9A365ED883EBA7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1:
>
> >>> psykoexgirlfriend <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote in
> >>> news:mCjoj.9442 $421.7...@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
>
> >>>> gregvk <g...@nospam.okthx> wrote in
> >>>>news:Xns9A35452CCAC94A7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1:
>
> >>>>> The express lane is quite often stalled by some old biddy who counts
> >>>>> like items as one, thereby reducing her cartload of 100 things to
> >>>>> "just 9 things" because it's mostly cat food and adult diapers and
> >>>>> other old lady shit, and who insists on debating every single item
> >>>>> on the receipt.
>
> >>>> i take more then my 12 items into the express lane.
>
> >>>> and i am not a little old lady.
>
> >>>> if it fits into one of those carry baskets.
> >>>> then i am going through express and fuck anybody game
> >>>> enough to point it out, and not many people are game
> >>>> enough to say anything.
>
> >>> I said something to the manager, once, and the cashier got in trouble
> >>> for allowing it. They suspended her without pay for three days.
>
> >>> So your bad attitude caused some poor woman to lose a lot of money
> >>> that she probably needed to feed or kids or something, and you're so
> >>> stuck up on yourself that you probably never of even thought about
> >>> that.
>
> >> No your petty lane policing caused some woman to be suspended from
> >> work for three days causing her kids to starve and her cat to die.
>
> >LOL! Dead cats are funny.
>
> stray cats are rockabilly,
>
lotsa big cats are tiger army.

--
Slipped Moebius
mhm28x9

 

On Fri, 1 Feb 2008 15:01:48 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius
<erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote:

>On Jan 31, 2:27 pm, psykoexgirlfriend <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com>
>wrote:
>> gregvk <g...@nospam.okthx> wrote innews:Xns9A365ED883EBA7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1:
>>
>>
>>
>> > psykoexgirlfriend <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote in
>> > news:mCjoj.9442 $421.7...@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
>>
>> >> gregvk <g...@nospam.okthx> wrote in
>> >>news:Xns9A35452CCAC94A7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1:
>>
>> >>> The express lane is quite often stalled by some old biddy who counts
>> >>> like items as one, thereby reducing her cartload of 100 things to
>> >>> "just 9 things" because it's mostly cat food and adult diapers and
>> >>> other old lady shit, and who insists on debating every single item
>> >>> on the receipt.
>>
>> >> i take more then my 12 items into the express lane.
>>
>> >> and i am not a little old lady.
>>
>> >> if it fits into one of those carry baskets.
>> >> then i am going through express and fuck anybody game
>> >> enough to point it out, and not many people are game
>> >> enough to say anything.
>>
>> > I said something to the manager, once, and the cashier got in trouble
>> > for allowing it. They suspended her without pay for three days.
>>
>> > So your bad attitude caused some poor woman to lose a lot of money
>> > that she probably needed to feed or kids or something, and you're so
>> > stuck up on yourself that you probably never of even thought about
>> > that.
>>
>> No your petty lane policing caused some woman to be suspended from
>> work for three days causing her kids to starve and her cat to die.
>
>Shoulda et the cat.

a big, fat cat.

a big, fat cat for weeeeeeeee

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>