British Puns

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Tim Bruening, Feb 22, 2008.

  1. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    I don't look forward to swimming in a Liver Pool.

    Conservatory: Preserve the British Conservatives.

    Directory: Give orders to Margaret Thatcher.

    Lavatory: Margaret Thatcher erupts.

    Purgatory: Purging British Conservatives from my computer.

    Labour: To have sex with a wild pig.

    Inventory: Catalog of British Conservatives.
     
  2. George

    George Guest

    Tim Bruening wrote:
    > Directory: Give orders to Margaret Thatcher.
    >
    > Lavatory: Margaret Thatcher erupts.


    ....who?
     
  3. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:47BE9CD4.D888C020@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > I don't look forward to swimming in a Liver Pool.
    >
    > Conservatory: Preserve the British Conservatives.
    >
    > Directory: Give orders to Margaret Thatcher.
    >
    > Lavatory: Margaret Thatcher erupts.
    >
    > Purgatory: Purging British Conservatives from my computer.
    >
    > Labour: To have sex with a wild pig.
    >
    > Inventory: Catalog of British Conservatives.


    Maggie Thatcher - bottom scratcher!
     
  4. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "George" <noreply@cartland-village.co.uk> wrote in message
    news:fpmukg$io4$1@news.datemas.de...
    > Tim Bruening wrote:
    > > Directory: Give orders to Margaret Thatcher.
    > >
    > > Lavatory: Margaret Thatcher erupts.

    >
    > ...who?


    That poor old thing you see walking away from the Cenotaph all bent up and
    with a pronounced limp: L-I-M-P, pronounced "Limp" who screwed the economy
    and the working class and now nature is screwing her!!
     
  5. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    George wrote:

    > Tim Bruening wrote:
    > > Directory: Give orders to Margaret Thatcher.
    > >
    > > Lavatory: Margaret Thatcher erupts.

    >
    > ...who?


    Margaret Thatcher.
     
  6. George <noreply@cartland-village.co.uk> found these unused words:

    >Tim Bruening wrote:
    >> Directory: Give orders to Margaret Thatcher.
    >>
    >> Lavatory: Margaret Thatcher erupts.

    >
    >...who?


    The one eliminated by the Blair witch project.
     
  7. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    "Sir F. A. Rien" wrote:

    > George <noreply@cartland-village.co.uk> found these unused words:
    >
    > >Tim Bruening wrote:
    > >> Directory: Give orders to Margaret Thatcher.
    > >>
    > >> Lavatory: Margaret Thatcher erupts.

    > >
    > >...who?

    >
    > The one eliminated by the Blair witch project.


    PM Tony Blair initiated a project to create witches?
     

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