Blessed Virgin Mary, Mother Of God Puns

Shakespeare: Vibrating weapon that writes plays.

Submachine Gun: Weapon of underwater armies.

Tank: Another weapon of underwater armies.

Turnpike: A spinning spear like weapon.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:4779FF68.378D0200@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> Shakespeare: Vibrating weapon that writes plays.
>
> Submachine Gun: Weapon of underwater armies.
>
> Tank: Another weapon of underwater armies.

They got called that becuase when the first ones were manufactured, as usual
they gave different sections to different manufacturers to do and told them
all that they were parts of powered mobile water tanks.

There's notta lotta peep hole know that!
>
> Turnpike: A spinning spear like weapon.
>
>
Narr. It's the "stupid boy" in Dad's Army doing a pirouette!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dad's_Army

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4779FF68.378D0200@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Shakespeare: Vibrating weapon that writes plays.
> >
> > Submachine Gun: Weapon of underwater armies.
> >
> > Tank: Another weapon of underwater armies.
>
> They got called that becuase when the first ones were manufactured, as usual
> they gave different sections to different manufacturers to do and told them
> all that they were parts of powered mobile water tanks.

For use by firefighters?

 

Slipped Moebius <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> found these unused words:

>On Jan 6, 5:00 am, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>> nemo wrote:
>> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> >news:4779FF68.378D0200@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> > > Shakespeare: Vibrating weapon that writes plays.
>>
>> > > Submachine Gun: Weapon of underwater armies.
>>
>> > > Tank: Another weapon of underwater armies.
>>
>> > They got called that becuase when the first ones were manufactured, as usual
>> > they gave different sections to different manufacturers to do and told them
>> > all that they were parts of powered mobile water tanks.
>>
>> For use by firefighters?
>
>Firefighter: a organized labor union.
>

>Slipped Moebius:
Loopy Discus

 

On Jan 6, 5:17 pm, Sir F. A. Rien <jaSP...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> Slipped Moebius <erroneouscorrect...@yahoo.com> found these unused words:
>
>
>
> >On Jan 6, 5:00 am, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> >> nemo wrote:
> >> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >> >news:4779FF68.378D0200@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >> > > Shakespeare: Vibrating weapon that writes plays.
>
> >> > > Submachine Gun: Weapon of underwater armies.
>
> >> > > Tank: Another weapon of underwater armies.
>
> >> > They got called that becuase when the first ones were manufactured, as usual
> >> > they gave different sections to different manufacturers to do and told them
> >> > all that they were parts of powered mobile water tanks.
>
> >> For use by firefighters?
>
> >Firefighter: a organized labor union.
>
> >Slipped Moebius:
>
> Loopy Discus:

Perpetual Conversation

--
Slipped Moebius
mhm28x9

 

Slipped Moebius wrote:

> On Jan 6, 5:00 am, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> > nemo wrote:
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > >news:4779FF68.378D0200@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Shakespeare: Vibrating weapon that writes plays.
> >
> > > > Submachine Gun: Weapon of underwater armies.
> >
> > > > Tank: Another weapon of underwater armies.
> >
> > > They got called that becuase when the first ones were manufactured, as usual
> > > they gave different sections to different manufacturers to do and told them
> > > all that they were parts of powered mobile water tanks.
> >
> > For use by firefighters?
>
> Firefighter: a organized labor union.

Why is a firefighter an organized labor union?

 

Slipped Moebius wrote:

> On Jan 7, 12:17 am, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> > Slipped Moebius wrote:
> > > On Jan 6, 5:00 am, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > >news:4779FF68.378D0200@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > Shakespeare: Vibrating weapon that writes plays.
> >
> > > > > > Submachine Gun: Weapon of underwater armies.
> >
> > > > > > Tank: Another weapon of underwater armies.
> >
> > > > > They got called that becuase when the first ones were manufactured, as usual
> > > > > they gave different sections to different manufacturers to do and told them
> > > > > all that they were parts of powered mobile water tanks.
> >
> > > > For use by firefighters?
> >
> > > Firefighter: a organized labor union.
> >
> > Why is a firefighter an organized labor union?
>
> because they fight fires, silly.

I thought that labor unions represented workers, not fought fires.

 

Don't fight it, Tim Bruening...Just lie down and try to relax:

>
>
>Slipped Moebius wrote:
>
>> On Jan 7, 12:17 am, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>> > Slipped Moebius wrote:
>> > > On Jan 6, 5:00 am, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>> > > > nemo wrote:
>> > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> > > > >news:4779FF68.378D0200@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> > > > > > Shakespeare: Vibrating weapon that writes plays.
>> >
>> > > > > > Submachine Gun: Weapon of underwater armies.
>> >
>> > > > > > Tank: Another weapon of underwater armies.
>> >
>> > > > > They got called that becuase when the first ones were manufactured, as usual
>> > > > > they gave different sections to different manufacturers to do and told them
>> > > > > all that they were parts of powered mobile water tanks.
>> >
>> > > > For use by firefighters?
>> >
>> > > Firefighter: a organized labor union.
>> >
>> > Why is a firefighter an organized labor union?
>>
>> because they fight fires, silly.
>
>I thought that labor unions represented workers, not fought fires.

Well, see, they do both. (At least the wons who are firefighters and
are in a labour union do.)

--
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--Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible.


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Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> found these unused words:

>Don't fight it, Tim Bruening...Just lie down and try to relax:
>
Has to be something there first, to 'fight'!

 

Slipped Moebius <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> found these unused words:

>On Jan 8, 12:47 am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Don't fight it, Tim Bruening...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> >Slipped Moebius wrote:
>>
>> >> On Jan 7, 12:17 am, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>> >> > Slipped Moebius wrote:
>> >> > > On Jan 6, 5:00 am, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>> >> > > > nemo wrote:
>> >> > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> >> > > > >news:4779FF68.378D0200@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> >> > > > > > Shakespeare: Vibrating weapon that writes plays.
>>
>> >> > > > > > Submachine Gun: Weapon of underwater armies.
>>
>> >> > > > > > Tank: Another weapon of underwater armies.
>>
>> >> > > > > They got called that becuase when the first ones were manufactured, as usual
>> >> > > > > they gave different sections to different manufacturers to do and told them
>> >> > > > > all that they were parts of powered mobile water tanks.
>>
>> >> > > > For use by firefighters?
>>
>> >> > > Firefighter: a organized labor union.
>>
>> >> > Why is a firefighter an organized labor union?
>>
>> >> because they fight fires, silly.
>>
>> >I thought that labor unions represented workers, not fought fires.
>>
>> Well, see, they do both. (At least the wons who are firefighters and
>> are in a labour union do.)
>>
>
>For the love. If I have to spell this one out I'm going to be very
>upset.

You will, again and again ...

Then you'll have to explain the explanation ...

It's Timmette, remember?

 

On Jan 8, 4:45 pm, Sir F. A. Rien <jaSP...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> Slipped Moebius <erroneouscorrect...@yahoo.com> found these unused words:
>
>
>
> >On Jan 8, 12:47 am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> Don't fight it, Tim Bruening...Just lie down and try to relax:
>
> >> >Slipped Moebius wrote:
>
> >> >> On Jan 7, 12:17 am, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> >> >> > Slipped Moebius wrote:
> >> >> > > On Jan 6, 5:00 am, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> >> >> > > > nemo wrote:
> >> >> > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >> >> > > > >news:4779FF68.378D0200@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >> >> > > > > > Shakespeare: Vibrating weapon that writes plays.
>
> >> >> > > > > > Submachine Gun: Weapon of underwater armies.
>
> >> >> > > > > > Tank: Another weapon of underwater armies.
>
> >> >> > > > > They got called that becuase when the first ones were manufactured, as usual
> >> >> > > > > they gave different sections to different manufacturers to do and told them
> >> >> > > > > all that they were parts of powered mobile water tanks.
>
> >> >> > > > For use by firefighters?
>
> >> >> > > Firefighter: a organized labor union.
>
> >> >> > Why is a firefighter an organized labor union?
>
> >> >> because they fight fires, silly.
>
> >> >I thought that labor unions represented workers, not fought fires.
>
> >> Well, see, they do both. (At least the wons who are firefighters and
> >> are in a labour union do.)
>
> >For the love. If I have to spell this one out I'm going to be very
> >upset.
>
> You will, again and again ...
>
> Then you'll have to explain the explanation ...
>
> It's Timmette, remember?

"YOU'RE FIRED!!!"

"Fuck you I am, I'm in a union!"

'nuff said.

--
Slipped Moebius
mhm28x9

 

Slipped Moebius wrote:

> On Jan 8, 4:45 pm, Sir F. A. Rien <jaSP...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> > Slipped Moebius <erroneouscorrect...@yahoo.com> found these unused words:
> >
> >
> >
> > >On Jan 8, 12:47 am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > >> Don't fight it, Tim Bruening...Just lie down and try to relax:
> >
> > >> >Slipped Moebius wrote:
> >
> > >> >> On Jan 7, 12:17 am, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> > >> >> > Slipped Moebius wrote:
> > >> >> > > On Jan 6, 5:00 am, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> > >> >> > > > nemo wrote:
> > >> >> > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > >> >> > > > >news:4779FF68.378D0200@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >> >> > > > > > Shakespeare: Vibrating weapon that writes plays.
> >
> > >> >> > > > > > Submachine Gun: Weapon of underwater armies.
> >
> > >> >> > > > > > Tank: Another weapon of underwater armies.
> >
> > >> >> > > > > They got called that becuase when the first ones were manufactured, as usual
> > >> >> > > > > they gave different sections to different manufacturers to do and told them
> > >> >> > > > > all that they were parts of powered mobile water tanks.
> >
> > >> >> > > > For use by firefighters?
> >
> > >> >> > > Firefighter: a organized labor union.
> >
> > >> >> > Why is a firefighter an organized labor union?
> >
> > >> >> because they fight fires, silly.
> >
> > >> >I thought that labor unions represented workers, not fought fires.
> >
> > >> Well, see, they do both. (At least the wons who are firefighters and
> > >> are in a labour union do.)
> >
> > >For the love. If I have to spell this one out I'm going to be very
> > >upset.
> >
> > You will, again and again ...
> >
> > Then you'll have to explain the explanation ...
> >
> > It's Timmette, remember?
>
> "YOU'RE FIRED!!!"
>
> "Fuck you I am, I'm in a union!"

I have often read of unionized companies downsizing, so being in a labor union doesn't prevent
you from being laid off.

 

On Jan 8, 8:58 pm, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> Slipped Moebius wrote:
> > On Jan 8, 4:45 pm, Sir F. A. Rien <jaSP...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> > > Slipped Moebius <erroneouscorrect...@yahoo.com> found these unused words:
>
> > > >On Jan 8, 12:47 am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > >> Don't fight it, Tim Bruening...Just lie down and try to relax:
>
> > > >> >Slipped Moebius wrote:
>
> > > >> >> On Jan 7, 12:17 am, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> > > >> >> > Slipped Moebius wrote:
> > > >> >> > > On Jan 6, 5:00 am, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> > > >> >> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >> >> > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > >> >> > > > >news:4779FF68.378D0200@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >> >> > > > > > Shakespeare: Vibrating weapon that writes plays.
>
> > > >> >> > > > > > Submachine Gun: Weapon of underwater armies.
>
> > > >> >> > > > > > Tank: Another weapon of underwater armies.
>
> > > >> >> > > > > They got called that becuase when the first ones were manufactured, as usual
> > > >> >> > > > > they gave different sections to different manufacturers to do and told them
> > > >> >> > > > > all that they were parts of powered mobile water tanks.
>
> > > >> >> > > > For use by firefighters?
>
> > > >> >> > > Firefighter: a organized labor union.
>
> > > >> >> > Why is a firefighter an organized labor union?
>
> > > >> >> because they fight fires, silly.
>
> > > >> >I thought that labor unions represented workers, not fought fires.
>
> > > >> Well, see, they do both. (At least the wons who are firefighters and
> > > >> are in a labour union do.)
>
> > > >For the love. If I have to spell this one out I'm going to be very
> > > >upset.
>
> > > You will, again and again ...
>
> > > Then you'll have to explain the explanation ...
>
> > > It's Timmette, remember?
>
> > "YOU'RE FIRED!!!"
>
> > "Fuck you I am, I'm in a union!"
>
> I have often read of unionized companies downsizing, so being in a labor union doesn't prevent
> you from being laid off.

And being a real firefighter doesn't stop you from burning to death in
a fire.

--
Slipped Moebius
mhm28x9