ATTENTION AMERICANS: IMPORTANT HYGIENE MESSAGE!!@!

hello
a "bidet" is ladies only.
We, French, have to wash practically the same as you all.

"psykoexgirlfriend" <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> a ?crit dans le message
de news: r4ioj.9411$421.1498@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:3n13q3lmdvfgamhnjkn7u47di6br0huj9r@4ax.com:
>
>> Please listen to what I have to say. This is an important
> announcement
>> for all Americans who may think that we have "won-up" on the French,
>> when it comes to cleanliness or hygiene. I had an amazing epiphany
> just
>> now, when I was going to the toilet. The more I think about it, the
>> more I can't help but realise...the French are killing us at hygiene!
>>
>> Go ahead and laugh if you want. But think about it. We as Americans
>> use soap and water to wash our bodies, correct? Every day, correct?
>> Well, won may wonder, how dirty could our bodies possibly get on a
> daily
>> basis? Certainly no American can get themselves as dirty as, say, the
>> inside of an anus, or "butthole," except perhaps those comical fellows
>> who work in the sewage industry, lol ("Hey, Ralphie-boy," lol). We
> wash
>> every part of our bodies every day, except for the part that gets the
>> filthiest: the anus. When defecating, we as Americans only use a
> piece
>> of dry tissue paper to wipe our anuses clean. You would think we
> would
>> go beyond mere "wiping" for cleaning something as filthy as feces
>> ("poop") from our bodies, but we don't. Toilet paper is not
> sufficient
>> enough to clean our anuses! We should be using WATER.
>>
>> I am aware that the French use an instrument known as a "bidet." A
>> bidet is a device used, after going to the toilet, to wash out the
> anus
>> and the surrounding area. Just think how clean and healthy we could
> be
>> if we had clean anuses. This should be obvious. We are Americans!
> We
>> are supposed to be smarter than the other countries! We are the wons
>> who are supposed to set the example! WHY HAVEN'T THE AMERICANS CAUGHT
>> ON TO THIS??? I have got to start using wons of these ASAP ("as soon
> as
>> possible"), if I could ever think of considering myself a healthy,
>> bright American boy ever again. Could somebody please let me know how
> I
>> could get my hands around won of these things?
>>
>> Imagine the feeling of clean, refreshing water shooting up your
> moonpie.
>> REFRESHING. AND CLEAN!!! We as Americans may "scoff" at the French
> for
>> their foul bodily aromas, bad skin, and greasey hair, but they have
> got
>> us totally beaten when it comes to our anuses. If we as Americans are
>> to lead this "world theatre" as the brave, intelligent young men and
>> women for which we are known throughout the world we must move ahead
>> with healthy bodies, strong minds, and clean anuses.
>>
>> GO BIDET, ALL THE WAY.
>>
>> With respect,
>> Wavy G
>>
>>
>
> you dont wash your arse in the shower?
>
> oh my.
>
> imagine the arse grunge you have.
>
> headkase

 

Dear, "Robert Hirschel": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
) NO:

>hello
>a "bidet" is ladies only.
>We, French, have to wash practically the same as you all.

Shouldn't that be "Oui French," LOL?

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On Fri, 1 Feb 2008 10:15:26 +0100, "Robert Hirschel"
<robert.hirschel@orange.fr> wrote:

>hello
>a "bidet" is ladies only.
>We, French, have to wash practically the same as you all.

but not quite. practically but not quite. how nice, you smelly,
lumpy tomato, you.

>"psykoexgirlfriend" <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> a ?crit dans le message
>de news: r4ioj.9411$421.1498@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>> Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
>> news:3n13q3lmdvfgamhnjkn7u47di6br0huj9r@4ax.com:
>>
>>> Please listen to what I have to say. This is an important
>> announcement
>>> for all Americans who may think that we have "won-up" on the French,
>>> when it comes to cleanliness or hygiene. I had an amazing epiphany
>> just
>>> now, when I was going to the toilet. The more I think about it, the
>>> more I can't help but realise...the French are killing us at hygiene!
>>>
>>> Go ahead and laugh if you want. But think about it. We as Americans
>>> use soap and water to wash our bodies, correct? Every day, correct?
>>> Well, won may wonder, how dirty could our bodies possibly get on a
>> daily
>>> basis? Certainly no American can get themselves as dirty as, say, the
>>> inside of an anus, or "butthole," except perhaps those comical fellows
>>> who work in the sewage industry, lol ("Hey, Ralphie-boy," lol). We
>> wash
>>> every part of our bodies every day, except for the part that gets the
>>> filthiest: the anus. When defecating, we as Americans only use a
>> piece
>>> of dry tissue paper to wipe our anuses clean. You would think we
>> would
>>> go beyond mere "wiping" for cleaning something as filthy as feces
>>> ("poop") from our bodies, but we don't. Toilet paper is not
>> sufficient
>>> enough to clean our anuses! We should be using WATER.
>>>
>>> I am aware that the French use an instrument known as a "bidet." A
>>> bidet is a device used, after going to the toilet, to wash out the
>> anus
>>> and the surrounding area. Just think how clean and healthy we could
>> be
>>> if we had clean anuses. This should be obvious. We are Americans!
>> We
>>> are supposed to be smarter than the other countries! We are the wons
>>> who are supposed to set the example! WHY HAVEN'T THE AMERICANS CAUGHT
>>> ON TO THIS??? I have got to start using wons of these ASAP ("as soon
>> as
>>> possible"), if I could ever think of considering myself a healthy,
>>> bright American boy ever again. Could somebody please let me know how
>> I
>>> could get my hands around won of these things?
>>>
>>> Imagine the feeling of clean, refreshing water shooting up your
>> moonpie.
>>> REFRESHING. AND CLEAN!!! We as Americans may "scoff" at the French
>> for
>>> their foul bodily aromas, bad skin, and greasey hair, but they have
>> got
>>> us totally beaten when it comes to our anuses. If we as Americans are
>>> to lead this "world theatre" as the brave, intelligent young men and
>>> women for which we are known throughout the world we must move ahead
>>> with healthy bodies, strong minds, and clean anuses.
>>>
>>> GO BIDET, ALL THE WAY.
>>>
>>> With respect,
>>> Wavy G
>>>
>>>
>>
>> you dont wash your arse in the shower?
>>
>> oh my.
>>
>> imagine the arse grunge you have.
>>
>> headkase
>

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On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 04:27:29 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
wrote:

>Dear, "Robert Hirschel": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
>) NO:
>
>>hello
>>a "bidet" is ladies only.
>>We, French, have to wash practically the same as you all.
>
>Shouldn't that be "Oui French," LOL?

lara just wrang the bell, if you know what i mean, and i think you do.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

 

Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
news:uep5q39k67u40ir49t6mms8e0svm1irten@4ax.com:

> Dear, "Robert Hirschel": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
> ) NO:
>
>>hello
>>a "bidet" is ladies only.
>>We, French, have to wash practically the same as you all.
>
> Shouldn't that be "Oui French," LOL?
>
You sir, are a card.


Bertie