ATTENTION AMERICANS: IMPORTANT HYGIENE MESSAGE!!@!

Please listen to what I have to say. This is an important announcement
for all Americans who may think that we have "won-up" on the French,
when it comes to cleanliness or hygiene. I had an amazing epiphany just
now, when I was going to the toilet. The more I think about it, the
more I can't help but realise...the French are killing us at hygiene!

Go ahead and laugh if you want. But think about it. We as Americans
use soap and water to wash our bodies, correct? Every day, correct?
Well, won may wonder, how dirty could our bodies possibly get on a daily
basis? Certainly no American can get themselves as dirty as, say, the
inside of an anus, or "butthole," except perhaps those comical fellows
who work in the sewage industry, lol ("Hey, Ralphie-boy," lol). We wash
every part of our bodies every day, except for the part that gets the
filthiest: the anus. When defecating, we as Americans only use a piece
of dry tissue paper to wipe our anuses clean. You would think we would
go beyond mere "wiping" for cleaning something as filthy as feces
("poop") from our bodies, but we don't. Toilet paper is not sufficient
enough to clean our anuses! We should be using WATER.

I am aware that the French use an instrument known as a "bidet." A
bidet is a device used, after going to the toilet, to wash out the anus
and the surrounding area. Just think how clean and healthy we could be
if we had clean anuses. This should be obvious. We are Americans! We
are supposed to be smarter than the other countries! We are the wons
who are supposed to set the example! WHY HAVEN'T THE AMERICANS CAUGHT
ON TO THIS??? I have got to start using wons of these ASAP ("as soon as
possible"), if I could ever think of considering myself a healthy,
bright American boy ever again. Could somebody please let me know how I
could get my hands around won of these things?

Imagine the feeling of clean, refreshing water shooting up your moonpie.
REFRESHING. AND CLEAN!!! We as Americans may "scoff" at the French for
their foul bodily aromas, bad skin, and greasey hair, but they have got
us totally beaten when it comes to our anuses. If we as Americans are
to lead this "world theatre" as the brave, intelligent young men and
women for which we are known throughout the world we must move ahead
with healthy bodies, strong minds, and clean anuses.

GO BIDET, ALL THE WAY.

With respect,
Wavy G


--
Mimus hasn't written anything funny about me lately.

*****************************************
* *
* Wavy G *
* mail me at: *
* godsspeciallamb@gmail.com *
* *
* *
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On Jan 31, 1:30?am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Please listen to what I have to say. ?This is an important announcement
> for all Americans who may think that we have "won-up" on the French,
> when it comes to cleanliness or hygiene. ?I had an amazing epiphany just
> now, when I was going to the toilet. ?The more I think about it, the
> more I can't help but realise...the French are killing us at hygiene!
>
> Go ahead and laugh if you want. ?But think about it. ?We as Americans
> use soap and water to wash our bodies, correct? ?Every day, correct?
> Well, won may wonder, how dirty could our bodies possibly get on a daily
> basis? ?Certainly no American can get themselves as dirty as, say, the
> inside of an anus, or "butthole," except perhaps those comical fellows
> who work in the sewage industry, lol ("Hey, Ralphie-boy," lol). ?We wash
> every part of our bodies every day, except for the part that gets the
> filthiest: the anus. ?When defecating, we as Americans only use a piece
> of dry tissue paper to wipe our anuses clean. ?You would think we would
> go beyond mere "wiping" for cleaning something as filthy as feces
> ("poop") from our bodies, but we don't. ?Toilet paper is not sufficient
> enough to clean our anuses! ?We should be using WATER.
>
> I am aware that the French use an instrument known as a "bidet." ?A
> bidet is a device used, after going to the toilet, to wash out the anus
> and the surrounding area. ?Just think how clean and healthy we could be
> if we had clean anuses. ?This should be obvious. ?We are Americans! ?We
> are supposed to be smarter than the other countries! ?We are the wons
> who are supposed to set the example! ?WHY HAVEN'T THE AMERICANS CAUGHT
> ON TO THIS??? ?I have got to start using wons of these ASAP ("as soon as
> possible"), if I could ever think of considering myself a healthy,
> bright American boy ever again. ?Could somebody please let me know how I
> could get my hands around won of these things?
>
> Imagine the feeling of clean, refreshing water shooting up your moonpie.
> REFRESHING. ?AND CLEAN!!! ?We as Americans may "scoff" at the French for
> their foul bodily aromas, bad skin, and greasey hair, but they have got
> us totally beaten when it comes to our anuses. ?If we as Americans are
> to lead this "world theatre" as the brave, intelligent young men and
> women for which we are known throughout the world we must move ahead
> with healthy bodies, strong minds, and clean anuses.
>
> GO BIDET, ALL THE WAY.
>
> With respect,
> Wavy G
>
> --
> Mimus hasn't written anything funny about me lately.
>
> *****************************************
> * ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? *
> * ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Wavy G ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?*
> * ? ? ? ? ? ? mail me at: ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? *
> * ? ?godsspeciall...@gmail.com ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?*
> * ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? *
> * ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? *
> *****************************************



I always has a sneaking suspicion that Americans were dirty assholes
now you've confirmed it.

 

Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
news:3n13q3lmdvfgamhnjkn7u47di6br0huj9r@4ax.com:

> Please listen to what I have to say. This is an important
announcement
> for all Americans who may think that we have "won-up" on the French,
> when it comes to cleanliness or hygiene. I had an amazing epiphany
just
> now, when I was going to the toilet. The more I think about it, the
> more I can't help but realise...the French are killing us at hygiene!
>
> Go ahead and laugh if you want. But think about it. We as Americans
> use soap and water to wash our bodies, correct? Every day, correct?
> Well, won may wonder, how dirty could our bodies possibly get on a
daily
> basis? Certainly no American can get themselves as dirty as, say, the
> inside of an anus, or "butthole," except perhaps those comical fellows
> who work in the sewage industry, lol ("Hey, Ralphie-boy," lol). We
wash
> every part of our bodies every day, except for the part that gets the
> filthiest: the anus. When defecating, we as Americans only use a
piece
> of dry tissue paper to wipe our anuses clean. You would think we
would
> go beyond mere "wiping" for cleaning something as filthy as feces
> ("poop") from our bodies, but we don't. Toilet paper is not
sufficient
> enough to clean our anuses! We should be using WATER.
>
> I am aware that the French use an instrument known as a "bidet." A
> bidet is a device used, after going to the toilet, to wash out the
anus
> and the surrounding area. Just think how clean and healthy we could
be
> if we had clean anuses. This should be obvious. We are Americans!
We
> are supposed to be smarter than the other countries! We are the wons
> who are supposed to set the example! WHY HAVEN'T THE AMERICANS CAUGHT
> ON TO THIS??? I have got to start using wons of these ASAP ("as soon
as
> possible"), if I could ever think of considering myself a healthy,
> bright American boy ever again. Could somebody please let me know how
I
> could get my hands around won of these things?
>
> Imagine the feeling of clean, refreshing water shooting up your
moonpie.
> REFRESHING. AND CLEAN!!! We as Americans may "scoff" at the French
for
> their foul bodily aromas, bad skin, and greasey hair, but they have
got
> us totally beaten when it comes to our anuses. If we as Americans are
> to lead this "world theatre" as the brave, intelligent young men and
> women for which we are known throughout the world we must move ahead
> with healthy bodies, strong minds, and clean anuses.
>
> GO BIDET, ALL THE WAY.
>
> With respect,
> Wavy G
>
>

you dont wash your arse in the shower?

oh my.

imagine the arse grunge you have.

headkase

 

psykoexgirlfriend <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:r4ioj.9411$421.1498@news-server.bigpond.net.au:

> Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:3n13q3lmdvfgamhnjkn7u47di6br0huj9r@4ax.com:
>
>> Please listen to what I have to say. This is an important
> announcement
>> for all Americans who may think that we have "won-up" on the French,
>> when it comes to cleanliness or hygiene. I had an amazing epiphany
> just
>> now, when I was going to the toilet. The more I think about it, the
>> more I can't help but realise...the French are killing us at hygiene!
>>
>> Go ahead and laugh if you want. But think about it. We as Americans
>> use soap and water to wash our bodies, correct? Every day, correct?
>> Well, won may wonder, how dirty could our bodies possibly get on a
> daily
>> basis? Certainly no American can get themselves as dirty as, say,
the
>> inside of an anus, or "butthole," except perhaps those comical
fellows
>> who work in the sewage industry, lol ("Hey, Ralphie-boy," lol). We
> wash
>> every part of our bodies every day, except for the part that gets the
>> filthiest: the anus. When defecating, we as Americans only use a
> piece
>> of dry tissue paper to wipe our anuses clean. You would think we
> would
>> go beyond mere "wiping" for cleaning something as filthy as feces
>> ("poop") from our bodies, but we don't. Toilet paper is not
> sufficient
>> enough to clean our anuses! We should be using WATER.
>>
>> I am aware that the French use an instrument known as a "bidet." A
>> bidet is a device used, after going to the toilet, to wash out the
> anus
>> and the surrounding area. Just think how clean and healthy we could
> be
>> if we had clean anuses. This should be obvious. We are Americans!
> We
>> are supposed to be smarter than the other countries! We are the wons
>> who are supposed to set the example! WHY HAVEN'T THE AMERICANS
CAUGHT
>> ON TO THIS??? I have got to start using wons of these ASAP ("as soon
> as
>> possible"), if I could ever think of considering myself a healthy,
>> bright American boy ever again. Could somebody please let me know
how
> I
>> could get my hands around won of these things?
>>
>> Imagine the feeling of clean, refreshing water shooting up your
> moonpie.
>> REFRESHING. AND CLEAN!!! We as Americans may "scoff" at the French
> for
>> their foul bodily aromas, bad skin, and greasey hair, but they have
> got
>> us totally beaten when it comes to our anuses. If we as Americans
are
>> to lead this "world theatre" as the brave, intelligent young men and
>> women for which we are known throughout the world we must move ahead
>> with healthy bodies, strong minds, and clean anuses.
>>
>> GO BIDET, ALL THE WAY.
>>
>> With respect,
>> Wavy G
>>
>>
>
> you dont wash your arse in the shower?
>
> oh my.
>
> imagine the arse grunge you have.
>
> headkase
>

A Power wash is the only way to go with this.

Technology ho!

bertie

 

On Jan 31, 12:30 am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Please listen to what I have to say. This is an important announcement
> for all Americans who may think that we have "won-up" on the French,
> when it comes to cleanliness or hygiene. I had an amazing epiphany just
> now, when I was going to the toilet. The more I think about it, the
> more I can't help but realise...the French are killing us at hygiene!
>
> Go ahead and laugh if you want. But think about it. We as Americans
> use soap and water to wash our bodies, correct? Every day, correct?
> Well, won may wonder, how dirty could our bodies possibly get on a daily
> basis? Certainly no American can get themselves as dirty as, say, the
> inside of an anus, or "butthole," except perhaps those comical fellows
> who work in the sewage industry, lol ("Hey, Ralphie-boy," lol). We wash
> every part of our bodies every day, except for the part that gets the
> filthiest: the anus. When defecating, we as Americans only use a piece
> of dry tissue paper to wipe our anuses clean. You would think we would
> go beyond mere "wiping" for cleaning something as filthy as feces
> ("poop") from our bodies, but we don't. Toilet paper is not sufficient
> enough to clean our anuses! We should be using WATER.
>
> I am aware that the French use an instrument known as a "bidet." A
> bidet is a device used, after going to the toilet, to wash out the anus
> and the surrounding area. Just think how clean and healthy we could be
> if we had clean anuses. This should be obvious. We are Americans! We
> are supposed to be smarter than the other countries! We are the wons
> who are supposed to set the example! WHY HAVEN'T THE AMERICANS CAUGHT
> ON TO THIS??? I have got to start using wons of these ASAP ("as soon as
> possible"), if I could ever think of considering myself a healthy,
> bright American boy ever again. Could somebody please let me know how I
> could get my hands around won of these things?
>
> Imagine the feeling of clean, refreshing water shooting up your moonpie.
> REFRESHING. AND CLEAN!!! We as Americans may "scoff" at the French for
> their foul bodily aromas, bad skin, and greasey hair, but they have got
> us totally beaten when it comes to our anuses. If we as Americans are
> to lead this "world theatre" as the brave, intelligent young men and
> women for which we are known throughout the world we must move ahead
> with healthy bodies, strong minds, and clean anuses.
>
> GO BIDET, ALL THE WAY.
>
> With respect,
> Wavy G
>
> --
> Mimus hasn't written anything funny about me lately.
>
> *****************************************
> * *
> * Wavy G *
> * mail me at: *
> * godsspeciall...@gmail.com *
> * *
> * *
> *****************************************

Two words, Watermellon flavored "Wet-Ones",
( yes I own stock in the company ), why knots.
After using this anal hygience product, I can
attest that my steps elonigated and I felt much
more freer.
Ken

 

psykoexgirlfriend <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in news:r4ioj.9411
$421.1498@news-server.bigpond.net.au:

> you dont wash your arse in the shower?
>
> oh my.
>
> imagine the arse grunge you have.

Please to be explaining your special "arse" washing technique. TIA

Also, please use either Received Pronunciation or American Pronunciation,
not that low-brow gibberish of which you appear to be fond.

 

gregvk wrote:

> psykoexgirlfriend <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in news:r4ioj.9411
> $421.1498@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
>
>> you dont wash your arse in the shower?
>>
>> oh my.
>>
>> imagine the arse grunge you have.
>
> Please to be explaining your special "arse" washing technique. TIA
>
> Also, please use either Received Pronunciation or American Pronunciation,
> not that low-brow gibberish of which you appear to be fond.

Pronunciation is irrelevant. We don't use the term in America. At least
not until we become more like the EU and become part of the NAU and start
minting the "amero". Once this happens, we may begin substituting "arse"
for "ass".
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

Dear, "Ken S. Tucker": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
NO:

>On Jan 31, 12:30 am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Please listen to what I have to say. This is an important announcement
>> for all Americans who may think that we have "won-up" on the French,
>> when it comes to cleanliness or hygiene. I had an amazing epiphany just
>> now, when I was going to the toilet. The more I think about it, the
>> more I can't help but realise...the French are killing us at hygiene!
>>
>> Go ahead and laugh if you want. But think about it. We as Americans
>> use soap and water to wash our bodies, correct? Every day, correct?
>> Well, won may wonder, how dirty could our bodies possibly get on a daily
>> basis? Certainly no American can get themselves as dirty as, say, the
>> inside of an anus, or "butthole," except perhaps those comical fellows
>> who work in the sewage industry, lol ("Hey, Ralphie-boy," lol). We wash
>> every part of our bodies every day, except for the part that gets the
>> filthiest: the anus. When defecating, we as Americans only use a piece
>> of dry tissue paper to wipe our anuses clean. You would think we would
>> go beyond mere "wiping" for cleaning something as filthy as feces
>> ("poop") from our bodies, but we don't. Toilet paper is not sufficient
>> enough to clean our anuses! We should be using WATER.
>>
>> I am aware that the French use an instrument known as a "bidet." A
>> bidet is a device used, after going to the toilet, to wash out the anus
>> and the surrounding area. Just think how clean and healthy we could be
>> if we had clean anuses. This should be obvious. We are Americans! We
>> are supposed to be smarter than the other countries! We are the wons
>> who are supposed to set the example! WHY HAVEN'T THE AMERICANS CAUGHT
>> ON TO THIS??? I have got to start using wons of these ASAP ("as soon as
>> possible"), if I could ever think of considering myself a healthy,
>> bright American boy ever again. Could somebody please let me know how I
>> could get my hands around won of these things?
>>
>> Imagine the feeling of clean, refreshing water shooting up your moonpie.
>> REFRESHING. AND CLEAN!!! We as Americans may "scoff" at the French for
>> their foul bodily aromas, bad skin, and greasey hair, but they have got
>> us totally beaten when it comes to our anuses. If we as Americans are
>> to lead this "world theatre" as the brave, intelligent young men and
>> women for which we are known throughout the world we must move ahead
>> with healthy bodies, strong minds, and clean anuses.
>>
>> GO BIDET, ALL THE WAY.
>>
>> With respect,
>> Wavy G
>>
>> --
>> Mimus hasn't written anything funny about me lately.
>>
>> *****************************************
>> * *
>> * Wavy G *
>> * mail me at: *
>> * godsspeciall...@gmail.com *
>> * *
>> * *
>> *****************************************
>
>Two words, Watermellon flavored "Wet-Ones",
>( yes I own stock in the company ), why knots.
>After using this anal hygience product, I can
>attest that my steps elonigated and I felt much
>more freer.
>Ken

"Watermelon flavoured"? I must ask why it should matter what *flavour*
something you wipe your arse with is.

--
Mimus hasn't written anything funny about me lately.

*****************************************
* *
* Wavy G *
* mail me at: *
* godsspeciallamb@gmail.com *
* *
* *
*****************************************

 

Wavy G wrote:

> Dear, "Ken S. Tucker": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
> NO:
>
>>On Jan 31, 12:30 am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> Please listen to what I have to say. This is an important announcement
>>> for all Americans who may think that we have "won-up" on the French,
>>> when it comes to cleanliness or hygiene. I had an amazing epiphany just
>>> now, when I was going to the toilet. The more I think about it, the
>>> more I can't help but realise...the French are killing us at hygiene!
>>>
>>> Go ahead and laugh if you want. But think about it. We as Americans
>>> use soap and water to wash our bodies, correct? Every day, correct?
>>> Well, won may wonder, how dirty could our bodies possibly get on a daily
>>> basis? Certainly no American can get themselves as dirty as, say, the
>>> inside of an anus, or "butthole," except perhaps those comical fellows
>>> who work in the sewage industry, lol ("Hey, Ralphie-boy," lol). We wash
>>> every part of our bodies every day, except for the part that gets the
>>> filthiest: the anus. When defecating, we as Americans only use a piece
>>> of dry tissue paper to wipe our anuses clean. You would think we would
>>> go beyond mere "wiping" for cleaning something as filthy as feces
>>> ("poop") from our bodies, but we don't. Toilet paper is not sufficient
>>> enough to clean our anuses! We should be using WATER.
>>>
>>> I am aware that the French use an instrument known as a "bidet." A
>>> bidet is a device used, after going to the toilet, to wash out the anus
>>> and the surrounding area. Just think how clean and healthy we could be
>>> if we had clean anuses. This should be obvious. We are Americans! We
>>> are supposed to be smarter than the other countries! We are the wons
>>> who are supposed to set the example! WHY HAVEN'T THE AMERICANS CAUGHT
>>> ON TO THIS??? I have got to start using wons of these ASAP ("as soon as
>>> possible"), if I could ever think of considering myself a healthy,
>>> bright American boy ever again. Could somebody please let me know how I
>>> could get my hands around won of these things?
>>>
>>> Imagine the feeling of clean, refreshing water shooting up your moonpie.
>>> REFRESHING. AND CLEAN!!! We as Americans may "scoff" at the French for
>>> their foul bodily aromas, bad skin, and greasey hair, but they have got
>>> us totally beaten when it comes to our anuses. If we as Americans are
>>> to lead this "world theatre" as the brave, intelligent young men and
>>> women for which we are known throughout the world we must move ahead
>>> with healthy bodies, strong minds, and clean anuses.
>>>
>>> GO BIDET, ALL THE WAY.
>>>
>>> With respect,
>>> Wavy G
>>>
>>> --
>>> Mimus hasn't written anything funny about me lately.
>>>
>>> *****************************************
>>> * *
>>> * Wavy G *
>>> * mail me at: *
>>> * godsspeciall...@gmail.com *
>>> * *
>>> * *
>>> *****************************************
>>
>>Two words, Watermellon flavored "Wet-Ones", ( yes I own stock in the
>>company ), why knots. After using this anal hygience product, I can
>>attest that my steps elonigated and I felt much
>>more freer.
>>Ken
>
> "Watermelon flavoured"? I must ask why it should matter what *flavour*
> something you wipe your arse with is.

It confuses his dog.
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

On Jan 31, 11:10 am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Dear, "Ken S. Tucker": Do you like me?
> Please check a box ( x ) YES ( ) NO:

Anyone who calls me "Dear", reminds me of the mom,
she'd begin every sentence with "Oh Dear".

> >On Jan 31, 12:30 am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> Please listen to what I have to say. This is an important announcement
> >> for all Americans who may think that we have "won-up" on the French,
> >> when it comes to cleanliness or hygiene. I had an amazing epiphany just
> >> now, when I was going to the toilet. The more I think about it, the
> >> more I can't help but realise...the French are killing us at hygiene!
>
> >> Go ahead and laugh if you want. But think about it. We as Americans
> >> use soap and water to wash our bodies, correct? Every day, correct?
> >> Well, won may wonder, how dirty could our bodies possibly get on a daily
> >> basis? Certainly no American can get themselves as dirty as, say, the
> >> inside of an anus, or "butthole," except perhaps those comical fellows
> >> who work in the sewage industry, lol ("Hey, Ralphie-boy," lol). We wash
> >> every part of our bodies every day, except for the part that gets the
> >> filthiest: the anus. When defecating, we as Americans only use a piece
> >> of dry tissue paper to wipe our anuses clean. You would think we would
> >> go beyond mere "wiping" for cleaning something as filthy as feces
> >> ("poop") from our bodies, but we don't. Toilet paper is not sufficient
> >> enough to clean our anuses! We should be using WATER.
>
> >> I am aware that the French use an instrument known as a "bidet." A
> >> bidet is a device used, after going to the toilet, to wash out the anus
> >> and the surrounding area. Just think how clean and healthy we could be
> >> if we had clean anuses. This should be obvious. We are Americans! We
> >> are supposed to be smarter than the other countries! We are the wons
> >> who are supposed to set the example! WHY HAVEN'T THE AMERICANS CAUGHT
> >> ON TO THIS??? I have got to start using wons of these ASAP ("as soon as
> >> possible"), if I could ever think of considering myself a healthy,
> >> bright American boy ever again. Could somebody please let me know how I
> >> could get my hands around won of these things?
>
> >> Imagine the feeling of clean, refreshing water shooting up your moonpie.
> >> REFRESHING. AND CLEAN!!! We as Americans may "scoff" at the French for
> >> their foul bodily aromas, bad skin, and greasey hair, but they have got
> >> us totally beaten when it comes to our anuses. If we as Americans are
> >> to lead this "world theatre" as the brave, intelligent young men and
> >> women for which we are known throughout the world we must move ahead
> >> with healthy bodies, strong minds, and clean anuses.
>
> >> GO BIDET, ALL THE WAY.
>
> >> With respect,
> >> Wavy G
>
> >> --
> >> Mimus hasn't written anything funny about me lately.
>
> >> *****************************************
> >> * *
> >> * Wavy G *
> >> * mail me at: *
> >> * godsspeciall...@gmail.com *
> >> * *
> >> * *
> >> *****************************************
>
> >Two words, Watermellon flavored "Wet-Ones",
> >( yes I own stock in the company ), why knots.
> >After using this anal hygience product, I can
> >attest that my steps elonigated and I felt much
> >more freer.
> >Ken
>
> "Watermelon flavoured"? I must ask why it should matter what *flavour*
> something you wipe your arse with is.

It makes minty scented fartz.

BTW: "arse" is the possessive noun of "ass".
Ken

 

On Jan 31, 11:31 am, Tim Weaver <tmw99...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Wavy G wrote:
....
> >>Two words, Watermellon flavored "Wet-Ones", ( yes I own stock in the
> >>company ), why knots. After using this anal hygience product, I can
> >>attest that my steps elonigated and I felt much
> >>more freer.
> >>Ken
>
> > "Watermelon flavoured"? I must ask why it should matter what *flavour*
> > something you wipe your arse with is.
>
> It confuses his dog.

Also better treatment in the Emergency Room
especially if the nurses are colored.
Ken

> --
> Tim Weaver
>
> I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
> but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
> what I meant.

 

Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
news:t674q3lnjt6eppfs0cjm68m3acrdg5ou08@4ax.com:

>>Two words, Watermellon flavored "Wet-Ones",
>>( yes I own stock in the company ), why knots.
>>After using this anal hygience product, I can
>>attest that my steps elonigated and I felt much
>>more freer.
>>Ken
>
> "Watermelon flavoured"? I must ask why it should matter what
> *flavour* something you wipe your arse with is.

So it will taste better. DUH. Gawd forbid he might accidentally pick up a
cherry flavored shitrag -- those probably taste like, um ...shit.

 

Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
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> Dear, "Ken S. Tucker": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
> ) NO:
>
>>On Jan 31, 12:30 am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> Please listen to what I have to say. This is an important
>>> announcement for all Americans who may think that we have "won-up"
>>> on the French, when it comes to cleanliness or hygiene. I had an
>>> amazing epiphany just now, when I was going to the toilet. The more
>>> I think about it, the more I can't help but realise...the French are
>>> killing us at hygiene!
>>>
>>> Go ahead and laugh if you want. But think about it. We as
>>> Americans use soap and water to wash our bodies, correct? Every
>>> day, correct? Well, won may wonder, how dirty could our bodies
>>> possibly get on a daily basis? Certainly no American can get
>>> themselves as dirty as, say, the inside of an anus, or "butthole,"
>>> except perhaps those comical fellows who work in the sewage
>>> industry, lol ("Hey, Ralphie-boy," lol). We wash every part of our
>>> bodies every day, except for the part that gets the filthiest: the
>>> anus. When defecating, we as Americans only use a piece of dry
>>> tissue paper to wipe our anuses clean. You would think we would
>>> go beyond mere "wiping" for cleaning something as filthy as feces
>>> ("poop") from our bodies, but we don't. Toilet paper is not
>>> sufficient enough to clean our anuses! We should be using WATER.
>>>
>>> I am aware that the French use an instrument known as a "bidet." A
>>> bidet is a device used, after going to the toilet, to wash out the
>>> anus and the surrounding area. Just think how clean and healthy we
>>> could be if we had clean anuses. This should be obvious. We are
>>> Americans! We are supposed to be smarter than the other countries!
>>> We are the wons who are supposed to set the example! WHY HAVEN'T
>>> THE AMERICANS CAUGHT ON TO THIS??? I have got to start using wons
>>> of these ASAP ("as soon as possible"), if I could ever think of
>>> considering myself a healthy, bright American boy ever again. Could
>>> somebody please let me know how I could get my hands around won of
>>> these things?
>>>
>>> Imagine the feeling of clean, refreshing water shooting up your
>>> moonpie. REFRESHING. AND CLEAN!!! We as Americans may "scoff" at
>>> the French for their foul bodily aromas, bad skin, and greasey hair,
>>> but they have got us totally beaten when it comes to our anuses. If
>>> we as Americans are to lead this "world theatre" as the brave,
>>> intelligent young men and women for which we are known throughout
>>> the world we must move ahead with healthy bodies, strong minds, and
>>> clean anuses.
>>>
>>> GO BIDET, ALL THE WAY.
>>>
>>> With respect,
>>> Wavy G
>>>
>>> --
>>> Mimus hasn't written anything funny about me lately.
>>>
>>> *****************************************
>>> * *
>>> * Wavy G *
>>> * mail me at: *
>>> * godsspeciall...@gmail.com *
>>> * *
>>> * *
>>> *****************************************
>>
>>Two words, Watermellon flavored "Wet-Ones",
>>( yes I own stock in the company ), why knots.
>>After using this anal hygience product, I can
>>attest that my steps elonigated and I felt much
>>more freer.
>>Ken
>
> "Watermelon flavoured"? I must ask why it should matter what
> *flavour* something you wipe your arse with is.
>
You're new to usenet, aren't you?

Some coprophiliacs are connesiours.

Bertie

 

gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in
news:Xns9A3683628375EA7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1:

> Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:t674q3lnjt6eppfs0cjm68m3acrdg5ou08@4ax.com:
>
>>>Two words, Watermellon flavored "Wet-Ones",
>>>( yes I own stock in the company ), why knots.
>>>After using this anal hygience product, I can
>>>attest that my steps elonigated and I felt much
>>>more freer.
>>>Ken
>>
>> "Watermelon flavoured"? I must ask why it should matter what
>> *flavour* something you wipe your arse with is.
>
> So it will taste better. DUH. Gawd forbid he might accidentally pick
> up a cherry flavored shitrag -- those probably taste like, um
> ...shit.
>

So, do they have shit flavored ones?

And if so, are there varieties? Diaharea, floater....


Bertie

 

Dear, "Ken S. Tucker": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
NO:

>On Jan 31, 11:31 am, Tim Weaver <tmw99...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Wavy G wrote:
>...
>> >>Two words, Watermellon flavored "Wet-Ones", ( yes I own stock in the
>> >>company ), why knots. After using this anal hygience product, I can
>> >>attest that my steps elonigated and I felt much
>> >>more freer.
>> >>Ken
>>
>> > "Watermelon flavoured"? I must ask why it should matter what *flavour*
>> > something you wipe your arse with is.
>>
>> It confuses his dog.
>
>Also better treatment in the Emergency Room
>especially if the nurses are colored.
>Ken

Just pray he doesn't end up in prison.

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Dear, "Bertie the Bunyip": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
) NO:

>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
>news:t674q3lnjt6eppfs0cjm68m3acrdg5ou08@4ax.com:
>
>> Dear, "Ken S. Tucker": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
>> ) NO:
>>
>>>On Jan 31, 12:30 am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> Please listen to what I have to say. This is an important
>>>> announcement for all Americans who may think that we have "won-up"
>>>> on the French, when it comes to cleanliness or hygiene. I had an
>>>> amazing epiphany just now, when I was going to the toilet. The more
>>>> I think about it, the more I can't help but realise...the French are
>>>> killing us at hygiene!
>>>>
>>>> Go ahead and laugh if you want. But think about it. We as
>>>> Americans use soap and water to wash our bodies, correct? Every
>>>> day, correct? Well, won may wonder, how dirty could our bodies
>>>> possibly get on a daily basis? Certainly no American can get
>>>> themselves as dirty as, say, the inside of an anus, or "butthole,"
>>>> except perhaps those comical fellows who work in the sewage
>>>> industry, lol ("Hey, Ralphie-boy," lol). We wash every part of our
>>>> bodies every day, except for the part that gets the filthiest: the
>>>> anus. When defecating, we as Americans only use a piece of dry
>>>> tissue paper to wipe our anuses clean. You would think we would
>>>> go beyond mere "wiping" for cleaning something as filthy as feces
>>>> ("poop") from our bodies, but we don't. Toilet paper is not
>>>> sufficient enough to clean our anuses! We should be using WATER.
>>>>
>>>> I am aware that the French use an instrument known as a "bidet." A
>>>> bidet is a device used, after going to the toilet, to wash out the
>>>> anus and the surrounding area. Just think how clean and healthy we
>>>> could be if we had clean anuses. This should be obvious. We are
>>>> Americans! We are supposed to be smarter than the other countries!
>>>> We are the wons who are supposed to set the example! WHY HAVEN'T
>>>> THE AMERICANS CAUGHT ON TO THIS??? I have got to start using wons
>>>> of these ASAP ("as soon as possible"), if I could ever think of
>>>> considering myself a healthy, bright American boy ever again. Could
>>>> somebody please let me know how I could get my hands around won of
>>>> these things?
>>>>
>>>> Imagine the feeling of clean, refreshing water shooting up your
>>>> moonpie. REFRESHING. AND CLEAN!!! We as Americans may "scoff" at
>>>> the French for their foul bodily aromas, bad skin, and greasey hair,
>>>> but they have got us totally beaten when it comes to our anuses. If
>>>> we as Americans are to lead this "world theatre" as the brave,
>>>> intelligent young men and women for which we are known throughout
>>>> the world we must move ahead with healthy bodies, strong minds, and
>>>> clean anuses.
>>>>
>>>> GO BIDET, ALL THE WAY.
>>>>
>>>> With respect,
>>>> Wavy G
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> Mimus hasn't written anything funny about me lately.
>>>>
>>>> *****************************************
>>>> * *
>>>> * Wavy G *
>>>> * mail me at: *
>>>> * godsspeciall...@gmail.com *
>>>> * *
>>>> * *
>>>> *****************************************
>>>
>>>Two words, Watermellon flavored "Wet-Ones",
>>>( yes I own stock in the company ), why knots.
>>>After using this anal hygience product, I can
>>>attest that my steps elonigated and I felt much
>>>more freer.
>>>Ken
>>
>> "Watermelon flavoured"? I must ask why it should matter what
>> *flavour* something you wipe your arse with is.
>>
>You're new to usenet, aren't you?
>
>Some coprophiliacs are connesiours.

I don't think I want to know what either of those words mean.

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Mimus hasn't written anything funny about me lately.

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* *
* Wavy G *
* mail me at: *
* godsspeciallamb@gmail.com *
* *
* *
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On Jan 31, 1:21 pm, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Dear, "Ken S. Tucker": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
> NO:
>
>
>
> >On Jan 31, 11:31 am, Tim Weaver <tmw99...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> Wavy G wrote:
> >...
> >> >>Two words, Watermellon flavored "Wet-Ones", ( yes I own stock in the
> >> >>company ), why knots. After using this anal hygience product, I can
> >> >>attest that my steps elonigated and I felt much
> >> >>more freer.
> >> >>Ken
>
> >> > "Watermelon flavoured"? I must ask why it should matter what *flavour*
> >> > something you wipe your arse with is.
>
> >> It confuses his dog.
>
> >Also better treatment in the Emergency Room
> >especially if the nurses are colored.
> >Ken
>
> Just pray he doesn't end up in prison.

Where do you think we's all posting from?
(you little hot dog you).
Ken

>
> --
> Mimus hasn't written anything funny about me lately.
>
> *****************************************
> * *
> * Wavy G *
> * mail me at: *
> * godsspeciall...@gmail.com *
> * *
> * *
> *****************************************

 

gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in
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> psykoexgirlfriend <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in
> news:r4ioj.9411 $421.1498@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
>
>> you dont wash your arse in the shower?
>>
>> oh my.
>>
>> imagine the arse grunge you have.
>
> Please to be explaining your special "arse" washing technique. TIA
>
> Also, please use either Received Pronunciation or American
> Pronunciation, not that low-brow gibberish of which you appear to be
> fond.

Australia ...dont become America

this is a song i can not find the lyrics too

if i could have found the lyrics this poast
would have contained insight.

headkase

 

Dear, "Ken S. Tucker": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
NO:

>On Jan 31, 1:21 pm, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Dear, "Ken S. Tucker": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>> NO:
>>
>>
>>
>> >On Jan 31, 11:31 am, Tim Weaver <tmw99...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> Wavy G wrote:
>> >...
>> >> >>Two words, Watermellon flavored "Wet-Ones", ( yes I own stock in the
>> >> >>company ), why knots. After using this anal hygience product, I can
>> >> >>attest that my steps elonigated and I felt much
>> >> >>more freer.
>> >> >>Ken
>>
>> >> > "Watermelon flavoured"? I must ask why it should matter what *flavour*
>> >> > something you wipe your arse with is.
>>
>> >> It confuses his dog.
>>
>> >Also better treatment in the Emergency Room
>> >especially if the nurses are colored.
>> >Ken
>>
>> Just pray he doesn't end up in prison.
>
>Where do you think we's all posting from?
>(you little hot dog you).

Your mothers' basements. Where else?

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* Wavy G *
* mail me at: *
* godsspeciallamb@gmail.com *
* *
* *
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"gregvk" <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in message
news:Xns9A365FFF35702A7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1...
> psykoexgirlfriend <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in news:r4ioj.9411
> $421.1498@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
>
> > you dont wash your arse in the shower?
> >
> > oh my.
> >
> > imagine the arse grunge you have.
>
> Please to be explaining your special "arse" washing technique. TIA
>
> Also, please use either Received Pronunciation or American Pronunciation,
> not that low-brow gibberish of which you appear to be fond.

And another shit-worthy crosspost from teh amazing greggie-poo.