at least my bread machine works

"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message
news:tcugj393da3dpk7s13br09p9s6cqdklk30@4ax.com...
> Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax:
>
>>
>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>news:icsgj3lj2dnqbn7jvodblru61lrb64vt3c@4ax.com...
>>> On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 10:23:44 -0500, in
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:i1qgj3h74j24d51tk2vppfm71gs916v5aa@4ax.com...
>>>>> On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 08:46:07 -0500, in
>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>>>>>news:0gmfj3tbour943otl219o4oanj9gqj4u6r@4ax.com...
>>>>>>> <munches on fresh warm wheat bread>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>A fresh biscuit outta the oven slathered with homemade apricot jam.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>> Apricot needs pineapple.
>>>>
>>>>I loves apricot and I love pineapples....sounds good to me.
>>>>
>>>
>>> You have never had apricot-pineapple jam?
>>
>>No and you have made my mouth start to water just thinking about it.
>>
>>Recipe please?
>
> I'm no cooking expert by any means, but I'm guessing you take your
> regular recipe for apricot jam and (here's the secret) add *pineapple*.
>
> YW.

You're so funny...have you ever thought of becoming a comedian?

I was more concerned with the acidity and if that would change the jam
texture using fresh pineapple versus canned pineapple.

 

On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:27:03 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote:

>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 10:08:22 -0500, in
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>bloviated:
>
>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 14:58:14 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 09:46:29 -0500, in
>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>bloviated:
>>>
>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 14:35:56 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 23:44:50 -0500, in
>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>bloviated:
>>>>>
>>>>>><munches on fresh warm wheat bread>
>>>>>
>>>>>Slathered in butter?
>>>>
>>>>but of course. or honey. mheh.
>>>
>>>Ever used honey butter?
>>
>>you betcha. that and maple butter are To Die For.
>>
>><drool>
>
>I like butter butter myself.

country butter. mmmmmmmmmmmm

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature might or might not be for mimus.
but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.

and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.
farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn
more mysteries on the other side than one can count
on this plane.

 

On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 11:03:27 -0500, Wavy G
<imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:

>Don't fight it, dave hillstrom...Just lie down and try to relax:
>
>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 00:25:27 -0500, Wavy G
>><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>
>>>Don't fight it, dave hillstrom...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>
>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 00:03:02 -0500, Wavy G
>>>><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Don't fight it, dave hillstrom...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>
>>>>>><munches on fresh warm wheat bread>
>>>>>
>>>>>Are you going to make any dill bread (hee!)?
>>>>
>>>>not tonight, no.
>>>>
>>>>but thanks for asking.
>>>
>>>Hmm? Not tonight? Whatsamatter, Hillstrom? Don't know *how* to make
>>>"dill bread"? (HEEEE! OMGTHISISGONNABEGREAT!!!)
>>
>>ok, ok, ill fall for it. no i dont know how to make dill bread. how
>>DO i make dill bread, hmmmm?
>
>Okay. Ahem: with (OMG)...are you ready for this?...(HEE!!!)...with
>'DILL DOUGH"!!!
>HEEHEEHEEHEEEHEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!!!!!!!!!!@@!!!!!!!

<groan>

<giggle>

<falls over dead>

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature might or might not be for mimus.
but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.

and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.
farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn
more mysteries on the other side than one can count
on this plane.

 

Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax:

>
>"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message
>news:tcugj393da3dpk7s13br09p9s6cqdklk30@4ax.com...
>> Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>
>>>
>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>news:icsgj3lj2dnqbn7jvodblru61lrb64vt3c@4ax.com...
>>>> On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 10:23:44 -0500, in
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>news:i1qgj3h74j24d51tk2vppfm71gs916v5aa@4ax.com...
>>>>>> On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 08:46:07 -0500, in
>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>>>>>>news:0gmfj3tbour943otl219o4oanj9gqj4u6r@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>> <munches on fresh warm wheat bread>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>A fresh biscuit outta the oven slathered with homemade apricot jam.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Apricot needs pineapple.
>>>>>
>>>>>I loves apricot and I love pineapples....sounds good to me.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> You have never had apricot-pineapple jam?
>>>
>>>No and you have made my mouth start to water just thinking about it.
>>>
>>>Recipe please?
>>
>> I'm no cooking expert by any means, but I'm guessing you take your
>> regular recipe for apricot jam and (here's the secret) add *pineapple*.
>>
>> YW.
>
>You're so funny...have you ever thought of becoming a comedian?

Yeah, of course. However, upon reviewing my "act" recently, I noticed
that the majority of my jokes were along the lines of: "Ever notice how
white people do (x)?" So, I just decided to scrap the whole "plan."


>I was more concerned with the acidity and if that would change the jam
>texture using fresh pineapple versus canned pineapple.
>

 

Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax:

>
>"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message
>news:u5ugj35q6jfmn5p4fdr7id8oquhfd0fmln@4ax.com...
>> Don't fight it, dave hillstrom...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>
>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 00:25:27 -0500, Wavy G
>>><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Don't fight it, dave hillstrom...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>
>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 00:03:02 -0500, Wavy G
>>>>><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Don't fight it, dave hillstrom...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>><munches on fresh warm wheat bread>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Are you going to make any dill bread (hee!)?
>>>>>
>>>>>not tonight, no.
>>>>>
>>>>>but thanks for asking.
>>>>
>>>>Hmm? Not tonight? Whatsamatter, Hillstrom? Don't know *how* to make
>>>>"dill bread"? (HEEEE! OMGTHISISGONNABEGREAT!!!)
>>>
>>>ok, ok, ill fall for it. no i dont know how to make dill bread. how
>>>DO i make dill bread, hmmmm?
>>
>> Okay. Ahem: with (OMG)...are you ready for this?...(HEE!!!)...with
>> 'DILL DOUGH"!!!
>> HEEHEEHEEHEEEHEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!!!!!!!!!!@@!!!!!!!
>
>You work a lot with dill dough do you?

No, but like I stated in another thread, I am not much of a cooking
expert (*sniff*).

 

Don't fight it, dave hillstrom...Just lie down and try to relax:

>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 11:03:27 -0500, Wavy G
><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>
>>Don't fight it, dave hillstrom...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>
>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 00:25:27 -0500, Wavy G
>>><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Don't fight it, dave hillstrom...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>
>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 00:03:02 -0500, Wavy G
>>>>><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Don't fight it, dave hillstrom...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>><munches on fresh warm wheat bread>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Are you going to make any dill bread (hee!)?
>>>>>
>>>>>not tonight, no.
>>>>>
>>>>>but thanks for asking.
>>>>
>>>>Hmm? Not tonight? Whatsamatter, Hillstrom? Don't know *how* to make
>>>>"dill bread"? (HEEEE! OMGTHISISGONNABEGREAT!!!)
>>>
>>>ok, ok, ill fall for it. no i dont know how to make dill bread. how
>>>DO i make dill bread, hmmmm?
>>
>>Okay. Ahem: with (OMG)...are you ready for this?...(HEE!!!)...with
>>'DILL DOUGH"!!!
>>HEEHEEHEEHEEEHEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!!!!!!!!!!@@!!!!!!!
>
><groan>
>
><giggle>
>
><falls over dead>

....This is the part where I'm supposed to quote a "Monty Python"
routine, right?

 

"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message
news:fu0hj3tou506228vafrm9gm2tua3nldt28@4ax.com...
> Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax:
>
>>
>>"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message
>>news:tcugj393da3dpk7s13br09p9s6cqdklk30@4ax.com...
>>> Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:icsgj3lj2dnqbn7jvodblru61lrb64vt3c@4ax.com...
>>>>> On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 10:23:44 -0500, in
>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>news:i1qgj3h74j24d51tk2vppfm71gs916v5aa@4ax.com...
>>>>>>> On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 08:46:07 -0500, in
>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>news:0gmfj3tbour943otl219o4oanj9gqj4u6r@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>> <munches on fresh warm wheat bread>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>A fresh biscuit outta the oven slathered with homemade apricot jam.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Apricot needs pineapple.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I loves apricot and I love pineapples....sounds good to me.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> You have never had apricot-pineapple jam?
>>>>
>>>>No and you have made my mouth start to water just thinking about it.
>>>>
>>>>Recipe please?
>>>
>>> I'm no cooking expert by any means, but I'm guessing you take your
>>> regular recipe for apricot jam and (here's the secret) add *pineapple*.
>>>
>>> YW.
>>
>>You're so funny...have you ever thought of becoming a comedian?
>
> Yeah, of course. However, upon reviewing my "act" recently, I noticed
> that the majority of my jokes were along the lines of: "Ever notice how
> white people do (x)?" So, I just decided to scrap the whole "plan."
>

That's too bad as I think Gabriel Iglesias is one of the best comedians
around.

*Five kinds of fat...Big, Healthy, Husky, Fluffy (which is what he is) and
DAAAAAAMN!*

>
>>I was more concerned with the acidity and if that would change the jam
>>texture using fresh pineapple versus canned pineapple.
>>

 

"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message
news:081hj31sq61bscgjo9845662983r7n1p2q@4ax.com...
> Don't fight it, dave hillstrom...Just lie down and try to relax:
>
>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 11:03:27 -0500, Wavy G
>><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>
>>>Don't fight it, dave hillstrom...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>
>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 00:25:27 -0500, Wavy G
>>>><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Don't fight it, dave hillstrom...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 00:03:02 -0500, Wavy G
>>>>>><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Don't fight it, dave hillstrom...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>><munches on fresh warm wheat bread>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Are you going to make any dill bread (hee!)?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>not tonight, no.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>but thanks for asking.
>>>>>
>>>>>Hmm? Not tonight? Whatsamatter, Hillstrom? Don't know *how* to make
>>>>>"dill bread"? (HEEEE! OMGTHISISGONNABEGREAT!!!)
>>>>
>>>>ok, ok, ill fall for it. no i dont know how to make dill bread. how
>>>>DO i make dill bread, hmmmm?
>>>
>>>Okay. Ahem: with (OMG)...are you ready for this?...(HEE!!!)...with
>>>'DILL DOUGH"!!!
>>>HEEHEEHEEHEEEHEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!!!!!!!!!!@@!!!!!!!
>>
>><groan>
>>
>><giggle>
>>
>><falls over dead>
>
> ...This is the part where I'm supposed to quote a "Monty Python"
> routine, right?

CPR and mouth to mouth would be nice to watch.

 

"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message
news:851hj3tbukbft1sdj7pnm3sdc9nn1qr0e9@4ax.com...
> Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax:
>
>>
>>"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message
>>news:u5ugj35q6jfmn5p4fdr7id8oquhfd0fmln@4ax.com...
>>> Don't fight it, dave hillstrom...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>
>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 00:25:27 -0500, Wavy G
>>>><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Don't fight it, dave hillstrom...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 00:03:02 -0500, Wavy G
>>>>>><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Don't fight it, dave hillstrom...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>><munches on fresh warm wheat bread>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Are you going to make any dill bread (hee!)?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>not tonight, no.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>but thanks for asking.
>>>>>
>>>>>Hmm? Not tonight? Whatsamatter, Hillstrom? Don't know *how* to make
>>>>>"dill bread"? (HEEEE! OMGTHISISGONNABEGREAT!!!)
>>>>
>>>>ok, ok, ill fall for it. no i dont know how to make dill bread. how
>>>>DO i make dill bread, hmmmm?
>>>
>>> Okay. Ahem: with (OMG)...are you ready for this?...(HEE!!!)...with
>>> 'DILL DOUGH"!!!
>>> HEEHEEHEEHEEEHEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!!!!!!!!!!@@!!!!!!!
>>
>>You work a lot with dill dough do you?
>
> No, but like I stated in another thread, I am not much of a cooking
> expert (*sniff*).

You can *sniff* all you want to you ain't smelling my dilly dough.

 

Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax:

>
>"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message
>news:fu0hj3tou506228vafrm9gm2tua3nldt28@4ax.com...
>> Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>
>>>
>>>"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message
>>>news:tcugj393da3dpk7s13br09p9s6cqdklk30@4ax.com...
>>>> Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>news:icsgj3lj2dnqbn7jvodblru61lrb64vt3c@4ax.com...
>>>>>> On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 10:23:44 -0500, in
>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>news:i1qgj3h74j24d51tk2vppfm71gs916v5aa@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>> On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 08:46:07 -0500, in
>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>news:0gmfj3tbour943otl219o4oanj9gqj4u6r@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>> <munches on fresh warm wheat bread>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>A fresh biscuit outta the oven slathered with homemade apricot jam.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Apricot needs pineapple.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I loves apricot and I love pineapples....sounds good to me.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You have never had apricot-pineapple jam?
>>>>>
>>>>>No and you have made my mouth start to water just thinking about it.
>>>>>
>>>>>Recipe please?
>>>>
>>>> I'm no cooking expert by any means, but I'm guessing you take your
>>>> regular recipe for apricot jam and (here's the secret) add *pineapple*.
>>>>
>>>> YW.
>>>
>>>You're so funny...have you ever thought of becoming a comedian?
>>
>> Yeah, of course. However, upon reviewing my "act" recently, I noticed
>> that the majority of my jokes were along the lines of: "Ever notice how
>> white people do (x)?" So, I just decided to scrap the whole "plan."
>>
>
>That's too bad as I think Gabriel Iglesias is one of the best comedians
>around.
>
>*Five kinds of fat...Big, Healthy, Husky, Fluffy (which is what he is) and
>DAAAAAAMN!*

LOLOLOL post a link.

 

"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message
news:2i2hj3p9cvqc2gmab7pfcq9ch0m5blpfuc@4ax.com...
> Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax:
>
>>
>>"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message
>>news:fu0hj3tou506228vafrm9gm2tua3nldt28@4ax.com...
>>> Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message
>>>>news:tcugj393da3dpk7s13br09p9s6cqdklk30@4ax.com...
>>>>> Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>news:icsgj3lj2dnqbn7jvodblru61lrb64vt3c@4ax.com...
>>>>>>> On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 10:23:44 -0500, in
>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>news:i1qgj3h74j24d51tk2vppfm71gs916v5aa@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 08:46:07 -0500, in
>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>news:0gmfj3tbour943otl219o4oanj9gqj4u6r@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>>> <munches on fresh warm wheat bread>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>A fresh biscuit outta the oven slathered with homemade apricot
>>>>>>>>>>jam.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Apricot needs pineapple.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I loves apricot and I love pineapples....sounds good to me.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You have never had apricot-pineapple jam?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>No and you have made my mouth start to water just thinking about it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Recipe please?
>>>>>
>>>>> I'm no cooking expert by any means, but I'm guessing you take your
>>>>> regular recipe for apricot jam and (here's the secret) add
>>>>> *pineapple*.
>>>>>
>>>>> YW.
>>>>
>>>>You're so funny...have you ever thought of becoming a comedian?
>>>
>>> Yeah, of course. However, upon reviewing my "act" recently, I noticed
>>> that the majority of my jokes were along the lines of: "Ever notice how
>>> white people do (x)?" So, I just decided to scrap the whole "plan."
>>>
>>
>>That's too bad as I think Gabriel Iglesias is one of the best comedians
>>around.
>>
>>*Five kinds of fat...Big, Healthy, Husky, Fluffy (which is what he is) and
>>DAAAAAAMN!*
>
> LOLOLOL post a link.

Your wish is my command oh! great one...

http://www.gabrieliglesias.net/

 

On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 23:44:50 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:

> <munches on fresh warm wheat bread>

What do you need a machine for? it rises fine in a bowl.

Especially one sitting on a thin plate sitting on another bowl full of hot
water, all in the microwave (makes a nice bread-rising box, whatever the
bakers call 'em, the oven being a bit large for the usual small
single-pizza or -loaf rising-jobs I do).

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

I really think, friend, you will be more comfortable,
just now at least, in this quiet cave.

< _Jurgen_

 

Don't fight it, mimus...Just lie down and try to relax:

>On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 23:44:50 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>
>> <munches on fresh warm wheat bread>
>
>What do you need a machine for? it rises fine in a bowl.

Dood, a bread machine *makes* the bread for you. You don't have to do
anything; it's like won of those old time newsreels about "the kitchen
of the future."


>
>Especially one sitting on a thin plate sitting on another bowl full of hot
>water, all in the microwave (makes a nice bread-rising box, whatever the
>bakers call 'em, the oven being a bit large for the usual small
>single-pizza or -loaf rising-jobs I do).

 

Shirley wrote:
> "Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message
> news:tcugj393da3dpk7s13br09p9s6cqdklk30@4ax.com...
>
>>Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>
>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>news:icsgj3lj2dnqbn7jvodblru61lrb64vt3c@4ax.com...
>>>
>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 10:23:44 -0500, in
>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>><bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
>>>>
>>>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>news:i1qgj3h74j24d51tk2vppfm71gs916v5aa@4ax.com...
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 08:46:07 -0500, in
>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>>><bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>>>>>>news:0gmfj3tbour943otl219o4oanj9gqj4u6r@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>><munches on fresh warm wheat bread>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>A fresh biscuit outta the oven slathered with homemade apricot jam.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>Apricot needs pineapple.
>>>>>
>>>>>I loves apricot and I love pineapples....sounds good to me.
>>>>>
>>>>You have never had apricot-pineapple jam?
>>>
>>>No and you have made my mouth start to water just thinking about it.
>>>
>>>Recipe please?
>>
>>I'm no cooking expert by any means, but I'm guessing you take your
>>regular recipe for apricot jam and (here's the secret) add *pineapple*.
>>
>>YW.
>
> You're so funny...have you ever thought of becoming a comedian?
>
> I was more concerned with the acidity and if that would change the jam
> texture using fresh pineapple versus canned pineapple.
>
Fresh is froot always better. Don't fret the acidity. Don't
overcook - put it in the freezer so it can't grow. Any kind of froot
works though dried is preferable to canned (tin tastes funny). Don't
cook it too much and plan on freezing. Just make sure there's enough
pectin so it doesn't leak through and drip all over yer shirt. This is
important if you make yer own sourdough bread fresh with big holes
innit. I had a nice white shirt with purple spots from making powerful
but delicious beach plum jam - I had to soak it in hydrogen peroxide
for about 3 hours.

--
nuts

 

"Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
news:WE%Zi.3419$2I3.2334@bignews2.bellsouth.net...
>
> "Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message
> news:fu0hj3tou506228vafrm9gm2tua3nldt28@4ax.com...
> > Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax:
> >
> >>
> >>"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message
> >>news:tcugj393da3dpk7s13br09p9s6cqdklk30@4ax.com...
> >>> Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax:
> >>>
> >>>>
> >>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
> >>>>news:icsgj3lj2dnqbn7jvodblru61lrb64vt3c@4ax.com...
> >>>>> On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 10:23:44 -0500, in
> >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
> >>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
> >>>>>>news:i1qgj3h74j24d51tk2vppfm71gs916v5aa@4ax.com...
> >>>>>>> On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 08:46:07 -0500, in
> >>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
> >>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>>news:0gmfj3tbour943otl219o4oanj9gqj4u6r@4ax.com...
> >>>>>>>>> <munches on fresh warm wheat bread>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>A fresh biscuit outta the oven slathered with homemade apricot
jam.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Apricot needs pineapple.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>I loves apricot and I love pineapples....sounds good to me.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> You have never had apricot-pineapple jam?
> >>>>
> >>>>No and you have made my mouth start to water just thinking about it.
> >>>>
> >>>>Recipe please?
> >>>
> >>> I'm no cooking expert by any means, but I'm guessing you take your
> >>> regular recipe for apricot jam and (here's the secret) add
*pineapple*.
> >>>
> >>> YW.
> >>
> >>You're so funny...have you ever thought of becoming a comedian?
> >
> > Yeah, of course. However, upon reviewing my "act" recently, I noticed
> > that the majority of my jokes were along the lines of: "Ever notice how
> > white people do (x)?" So, I just decided to scrap the whole "plan."
> >
>
> That's too bad as I think Gabriel Iglesias is one of the best comedians
> around.
>
> *Five kinds of fat...Big, Healthy, Husky, Fluffy (which is what he is) and
> DAAAAAAMN!*

He can do so many voices. Have you heard his routine where he's talking on
the phone with his girlfriend and she's making chocolate cake? Now, he says,
where ever he makes an appearance, chocolate cake is always in his dressing
room.

He is one funny guy!

Smee
>
> >
> >>I was more concerned with the acidity and if that would change the jam
> >>texture using fresh pineapple versus canned pineapple.
> >>
>
>

 

"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
news:0cvgj39unsid4u499rlq5n1h2mrldj2j9k@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:27:03 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 10:08:22 -0500, in
> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
> >bloviated:
> >
> >>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 14:58:14 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
> >>wrote:
> >>
> >>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 09:46:29 -0500, in
> >>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
> >>>bloviated:
> >>>
> >>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 14:35:56 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
> >>>>wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>>On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 23:44:50 -0500, in
> >>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
> >>>>>bloviated:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>><munches on fresh warm wheat bread>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Slathered in butter?
> >>>>
> >>>>but of course. or honey. mheh.
> >>>
> >>>Ever used honey butter?
> >>
> >>you betcha. that and maple butter are To Die For.
> >>
> >><drool>
> >
> >I like butter butter myself.
>
> country butter. mmmmmmmmmmmm

DAMMIT! Now I have to drag out my bread machine! There goes the diet. BTW,
have you ever tried peanut butter on fresh warm bread? ooooooooooo

Smee

>
> --
> dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
>
> this signature might or might not be for mimus.
> but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.
>
> and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.
> farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn
> more mysteries on the other side than one can count
> on this plane.

 

<pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:mO3_i.8035$ww2.796@newssvr19.news.prodigy.net...
>
> "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
> news:WE%Zi.3419$2I3.2334@bignews2.bellsouth.net...
>>
>> "Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message
>> news:fu0hj3tou506228vafrm9gm2tua3nldt28@4ax.com...
>> > Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax:
>> >
>> >>
>> >>"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message
>> >>news:tcugj393da3dpk7s13br09p9s6cqdklk30@4ax.com...
>> >>> Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax:
>> >>>
>> >>>>
>> >>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>> >>>>news:icsgj3lj2dnqbn7jvodblru61lrb64vt3c@4ax.com...
>> >>>>> On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 10:23:44 -0500, in
>> >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>> >>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>> >>>>>>news:i1qgj3h74j24d51tk2vppfm71gs916v5aa@4ax.com...
>> >>>>>>> On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 08:46:07 -0500, in
>> >>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>> >>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>> >>>>>>>>news:0gmfj3tbour943otl219o4oanj9gqj4u6r@4ax.com...
>> >>>>>>>>> <munches on fresh warm wheat bread>
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>A fresh biscuit outta the oven slathered with homemade apricot
> jam.
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> Apricot needs pineapple.
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>I loves apricot and I love pineapples....sounds good to me.
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> You have never had apricot-pineapple jam?
>> >>>>
>> >>>>No and you have made my mouth start to water just thinking about it.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>Recipe please?
>> >>>
>> >>> I'm no cooking expert by any means, but I'm guessing you take your
>> >>> regular recipe for apricot jam and (here's the secret) add
> *pineapple*.
>> >>>
>> >>> YW.
>> >>
>> >>You're so funny...have you ever thought of becoming a comedian?
>> >
>> > Yeah, of course. However, upon reviewing my "act" recently, I noticed
>> > that the majority of my jokes were along the lines of: "Ever notice how
>> > white people do (x)?" So, I just decided to scrap the whole "plan."
>> >
>>
>> That's too bad as I think Gabriel Iglesias is one of the best comedians
>> around.
>>
>> *Five kinds of fat...Big, Healthy, Husky, Fluffy (which is what he is)
>> and
>> DAAAAAAMN!*
>
> He can do so many voices. Have you heard his routine where he's talking on
> the phone with his girlfriend and she's making chocolate cake? Now, he
> says,
> where ever he makes an appearance, chocolate cake is always in his
> dressing
> room.

And I am sitting there thinking...DAAAAAMN he's sexy doing that thang.

>
> He is one funny guy!

He sure is.

>
> Smee
>>
>> >
>> >>I was more concerned with the acidity and if that would change the jam
>> >>texture using fresh pineapple versus canned pineapple.
>> >>
>>
>>
>
>

 

"mixed nuts" <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote in message
news:fhagsd$ekp$1@aioe.org...
> Shirley wrote:
>> "Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message
>> news:tcugj393da3dpk7s13br09p9s6cqdklk30@4ax.com...
>>
>>>Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>
>>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:icsgj3lj2dnqbn7jvodblru61lrb64vt3c@4ax.com...
>>>>
>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 10:23:44 -0500, in
>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>><bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
>>>>>
>>>>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>news:i1qgj3h74j24d51tk2vppfm71gs916v5aa@4ax.com...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 08:46:07 -0500, in
>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>>>><bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>news:0gmfj3tbour943otl219o4oanj9gqj4u6r@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>><munches on fresh warm wheat bread>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>A fresh biscuit outta the oven slathered with homemade apricot jam.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Apricot needs pineapple.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I loves apricot and I love pineapples....sounds good to me.
>>>>>>
>>>>>You have never had apricot-pineapple jam?
>>>>
>>>>No and you have made my mouth start to water just thinking about it.
>>>>
>>>>Recipe please?
>>>
>>>I'm no cooking expert by any means, but I'm guessing you take your
>>>regular recipe for apricot jam and (here's the secret) add *pineapple*.
>>>
>>>YW.
>> You're so funny...have you ever thought of becoming a comedian?
>>
>> I was more concerned with the acidity and if that would change the jam
>> texture using fresh pineapple versus canned pineapple.
> Fresh is froot always better. Don't fret the acidity. Don't
> overcook - put it in the freezer so it can't grow. Any kind of froot
> works though dried is preferable to canned (tin tastes funny). Don't
> cook it too much and plan on freezing. Just make sure there's enough
> pectin so it doesn't leak through and drip all over yer shirt. This is
> important if you make yer own sourdough bread fresh with big holes
> innit. I had a nice white shirt with purple spots from making powerful
> but delicious beach plum jam - I had to soak it in hydrogen peroxide
> for about 3 hours.

Now I got to make it to next year so I can make some. Apricots are hard
little nodules...sigh...

I like you nuts.

>
> --
> nuts