Anyone remember this song?

Well the south side of Chicago
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a man named Leroy Brown

Now Leroy more than trouble
You see he stand about six foot four
All the downtown ladies call him "treetop lover"
All the men just call him "sir"

And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog

Now Leroy he a gambler
And he like his fancy clothes
And he like to wave his diamond rings
In front of everybody's nose
He got a custom Continental
He got an Eldorado too
He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun
He got a razor in his shoe

And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog

Well Friday bout a week ago
Leroy shootin' dice
And at the edge of the bar
Sat a girl named Doris
And ooh that girl looked nice
Well he cast his eyes upon her
And the trouble soon began
And Leroy brown learned a lesson
'Bout messin' with the wife of a jealous man

And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog,

Well the two men took to fightin'
And when they pulled them from the floor
Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle
With a couple of pieces gone

And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog

 

"Nomen Nescio" <nobody@dizum.com> wrote in message
news:7c60dc1a3e28c9a37dd4b5da6048a7e5@dizum.com...
> Well the south side of Chicago
> Is the baddest part of town
> And if you go down there
> You better just beware
> Of a man named Leroy Brown
>
> Now Leroy more than trouble
> You see he stand about six foot four
> All the downtown ladies call him "treetop lover"
> All the men just call him "sir"
>
> And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
> The baddest man in the whole damn town
> Badder than old King Kong
> And meaner than a junkyard dog
>
> Now Leroy he a gambler
> And he like his fancy clothes
> And he like to wave his diamond rings
> In front of everybody's nose
> He got a custom Continental
> He got an Eldorado too
> He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun
> He got a razor in his shoe
>
> And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
> The baddest man in the whole damn town
> Badder than old King Kong
> And meaner than a junkyard dog
>
> Well Friday bout a week ago
> Leroy shootin' dice
> And at the edge of the bar
> Sat a girl named Doris
> And ooh that girl looked nice
> Well he cast his eyes upon her
> And the trouble soon began
> And Leroy brown learned a lesson
> 'Bout messin' with the wife of a jealous man
>
> And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
> The baddest man in the whole damned town
> Badder than old King Kong
> And meaner than a junkyard dog,
>
> Well the two men took to fightin'
> And when they pulled them from the floor
> Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle
> With a couple of pieces gone
>
> And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
> The baddest man in the whole damn town
> Badder than old King Kong
> And meaner than a junkyard dog
>

.... yes ...

 

On 24 Oct, 10:40, Nomen Nescio <nob...@dizum.com> wrote:
> Well the south side of Chicago
> Is the baddest part of town
> And if you go down there
> You better just beware
> Of a man named Leroy Brown
>
> Now Leroy more than trouble
> You see he stand about six foot four
> All the downtown ladies call him "treetop lover"
> All the men just call him "sir"
>
> And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
> The baddest man in the whole damn town
> Badder than old King Kong
> And meaner than a junkyard dog
>
> Now Leroy he a gambler
> And he like his fancy clothes
> And he like to wave his diamond rings
> In front of everybody's nose
> He got a custom Continental
> He got an Eldorado too
> He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun
> He got a razor in his shoe
>
> And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
> The baddest man in the whole damn town
> Badder than old King Kong
> And meaner than a junkyard dog
>
> Well Friday bout a week ago
> Leroy shootin' dice
> And at the edge of the bar
> Sat a girl named Doris
> And ooh that girl looked nice
> Well he cast his eyes upon her
> And the trouble soon began
> And Leroy brown learned a lesson
> 'Bout messin' with the wife of a jealous man
>
> And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
> The baddest man in the whole damned town
> Badder than old King Kong
> And meaner than a junkyard dog,
>
> Well the two men took to fightin'
> And when they pulled them from the floor
> Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle
> With a couple of pieces gone
>
> And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
> The baddest man in the whole damn town
> Badder than old King Kong
> And meaner than a junkyard dog

No, can't say as I do. Hum the tune.

 

"Nomen Nescio" <nobody@dizum.com> wrote in message
news:7c60dc1a3e28c9a37dd4b5da6048a7e5@dizum.com...
> Well the south side of Chicago
> Is the baddest part of town
> And if you go down there
> You better just beware
> Of a man named Leroy Brown
>
> Now Leroy more than trouble
> You see he stand about six foot four
> All the downtown ladies call him "treetop lover"
> All the men just call him "sir"
>
> And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
> The baddest man in the whole damn town
> Badder than old King Kong
> And meaner than a junkyard dog
>
> Now Leroy he a gambler
> And he like his fancy clothes
> And he like to wave his diamond rings
> In front of everybody's nose
> He got a custom Continental
> He got an Eldorado too
> He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun
> He got a razor in his shoe
>
> And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
> The baddest man in the whole damn town
> Badder than old King Kong
> And meaner than a junkyard dog
>
> Well Friday bout a week ago
> Leroy shootin' dice
> And at the edge of the bar
> Sat a girl named Doris
> And ooh that girl looked nice
> Well he cast his eyes upon her
> And the trouble soon began
> And Leroy brown learned a lesson
> 'Bout messin' with the wife of a jealous man
>
> And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
> The baddest man in the whole damned town
> Badder than old King Kong
> And meaner than a junkyard dog,
>
> Well the two men took to fightin'
> And when they pulled them from the floor
> Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle
> With a couple of pieces gone
>
> And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
> The baddest man in the whole damn town
> Badder than old King Kong
> And meaner than a junkyard dog

What is a junkyard dog, please?

 

in article CEMTi.121972$m81.115007@fe01.news.easynews.com,
anonym_easynews_poster at anonym@invalid.com wrote on 10/24/07 3:01 PM:

>
> "Nomen Nescio" <nobody@dizum.com> wrote in message
> news:7c60dc1a3e28c9a37dd4b5da6048a7e5@dizum.com...
>> Well the south side of Chicago
>> Is the baddest part of town
>> And if you go down there
>> You better just beware
>> Of a man named Leroy Brown
>>
>> Now Leroy more than trouble
>> You see he stand about six foot four
>> All the downtown ladies call him "treetop lover"
>> All the men just call him "sir"
>>
>> And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
>> The baddest man in the whole damn town
>> Badder than old King Kong
>> And meaner than a junkyard dog
>>
>> Now Leroy he a gambler
>> And he like his fancy clothes
>> And he like to wave his diamond rings
>> In front of everybody's nose
>> He got a custom Continental
>> He got an Eldorado too
>> He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun
>> He got a razor in his shoe
>>
>> And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
>> The baddest man in the whole damn town
>> Badder than old King Kong
>> And meaner than a junkyard dog
>>
>> Well Friday bout a week ago
>> Leroy shootin' dice
>> And at the edge of the bar
>> Sat a girl named Doris
>> And ooh that girl looked nice
>> Well he cast his eyes upon her
>> And the trouble soon began
>> And Leroy brown learned a lesson
>> 'Bout messin' with the wife of a jealous man
>>
>> And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
>> The baddest man in the whole damned town
>> Badder than old King Kong
>> And meaner than a junkyard dog,
>>
>> Well the two men took to fightin'
>> And when they pulled them from the floor
>> Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle
>> With a couple of pieces gone
>>
>> And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
>> The baddest man in the whole damn town
>> Badder than old King Kong
>> And meaner than a junkyard dog
>
> What is a junkyard dog, please?

A dog that guards a junkyard?

 

"anonym_easynews_poster" <anonym@invalid.com> wrote in message
news:CEMTi.121972$m81.115007@fe01.news.easynews.com...
>
> > And meaner than a junkyard dog
>
> What is a junkyard dog, please?
>
>

have you ever tangled with a guard dog at a junkyard ?

 

"Marcia" <design1@insight.rr.com> wrote in message
news:C3451139.C32E%design1@insight.rr.com...
>
>
>
> in article CEMTi.121972$m81.115007@fe01.news.easynews.com,
> anonym_easynews_poster at anonym@invalid.com wrote on 10/24/07 3:01 PM:
>
> >
> > "Nomen Nescio" <nobody@dizum.com> wrote in message
> > news:7c60dc1a3e28c9a37dd4b5da6048a7e5@dizum.com...
> >> Well the south side of Chicago
> >> Is the baddest part of town
> >> And if you go down there
> >> You better just beware
> >> Of a man named Leroy Brown
> >>
> >> Now Leroy more than trouble
> >> You see he stand about six foot four
> >> All the downtown ladies call him "treetop lover"
> >> All the men just call him "sir"
> >>
> >> And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
> >> The baddest man in the whole damn town
> >> Badder than old King Kong
> >> And meaner than a junkyard dog
> >>
> >> Now Leroy he a gambler
> >> And he like his fancy clothes
> >> And he like to wave his diamond rings
> >> In front of everybody's nose
> >> He got a custom Continental
> >> He got an Eldorado too
> >> He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun
> >> He got a razor in his shoe
> >>
> >> And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
> >> The baddest man in the whole damn town
> >> Badder than old King Kong
> >> And meaner than a junkyard dog
> >>
> >> Well Friday bout a week ago
> >> Leroy shootin' dice
> >> And at the edge of the bar
> >> Sat a girl named Doris
> >> And ooh that girl looked nice
> >> Well he cast his eyes upon her
> >> And the trouble soon began
> >> And Leroy brown learned a lesson
> >> 'Bout messin' with the wife of a jealous man
> >>
> >> And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
> >> The baddest man in the whole damned town
> >> Badder than old King Kong
> >> And meaner than a junkyard dog,
> >>
> >> Well the two men took to fightin'
> >> And when they pulled them from the floor
> >> Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle
> >> With a couple of pieces gone
> >>
> >> And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
> >> The baddest man in the whole damn town
> >> Badder than old King Kong
> >> And meaner than a junkyard dog
> >
> > What is a junkyard dog, please?
>
> A dog that guards a junkyard?

A very mean aggressive and vicious BIG dog that obeys only one person and
tries to eat everyone else!

The only burglar deterrent needed in most parts. Sometimes two dogs are
needed if the yard is very large.

Number One

 

Marcia wrote:
>
>
> in article CEMTi.121972$m81.115007@fe01.news.easynews.com,
> anonym_easynews_poster at anonym@invalid.com wrote on 10/24/07 3:01 PM:
>
>>
>> "Nomen Nescio" <nobody@dizum.com> wrote in message
>> news:7c60dc1a3e28c9a37dd4b5da6048a7e5@dizum.com...
>>> Well the south side of Chicago
>>> Is the baddest part of town
>>> And if you go down there
>>> You better just beware
>>> Of a man named Leroy Brown
>>>
>>> Now Leroy more than trouble
>>> You see he stand about six foot four
>>> All the downtown ladies call him "treetop lover"
>>> All the men just call him "sir"
>>>
>>> And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
>>> The baddest man in the whole damn town
>>> Badder than old King Kong
>>> And meaner than a junkyard dog
>>>
>>> Now Leroy he a gambler
>>> And he like his fancy clothes
>>> And he like to wave his diamond rings
>>> In front of everybody's nose
>>> He got a custom Continental
>>> He got an Eldorado too
>>> He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun
>>> He got a razor in his shoe
>>>
>>> And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
>>> The baddest man in the whole damn town
>>> Badder than old King Kong
>>> And meaner than a junkyard dog
>>>
>>> Well Friday bout a week ago
>>> Leroy shootin' dice
>>> And at the edge of the bar
>>> Sat a girl named Doris
>>> And ooh that girl looked nice
>>> Well he cast his eyes upon her
>>> And the trouble soon began
>>> And Leroy brown learned a lesson
>>> 'Bout messin' with the wife of a jealous man
>>>
>>> And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
>>> The baddest man in the whole damned town
>>> Badder than old King Kong
>>> And meaner than a junkyard dog,
>>>
>>> Well the two men took to fightin'
>>> And when they pulled them from the floor
>>> Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle
>>> With a couple of pieces gone
>>>
>>> And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
>>> The baddest man in the whole damn town
>>> Badder than old King Kong
>>> And meaner than a junkyard dog
>>
>> What is a junkyard dog, please?
>
> A dog that guards a junkyard?

*ding* *ding* *ding*

 

Nomen Nescio wrote:
> Well the south side of Chicago
> Is the baddest part of town
> And if you go down there
> You better just beware
> Of a man named Leroy Brown
>
> Now Leroy more than trouble
> You see he stand about six foot four
> All the downtown ladies call him "treetop lover"
> All the men just call him "sir"
>
> And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
> The baddest man in the whole damn town
> Badder than old King Kong
> And meaner than a junkyard dog
>
> Now Leroy he a gambler
> And he like his fancy clothes
> And he like to wave his diamond rings
> In front of everybody's nose
> He got a custom Continental
> He got an Eldorado too
> He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun
> He got a razor in his shoe
>
> And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
> The baddest man in the whole damn town
> Badder than old King Kong
> And meaner than a junkyard dog
>
> Well Friday bout a week ago
> Leroy shootin' dice
> And at the edge of the bar
> Sat a girl named Doris
> And ooh that girl looked nice
> Well he cast his eyes upon her
> And the trouble soon began
> And Leroy brown learned a lesson
> 'Bout messin' with the wife of a jealous man
>
> And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
> The baddest man in the whole damned town
> Badder than old King Kong
> And meaner than a junkyard dog,
>
> Well the two men took to fightin'
> And when they pulled them from the floor
> Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle
> With a couple of pieces gone
>
> And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
> The baddest man in the whole damn town
> Badder than old King Kong
> And meaner than a junkyard dog
>

No.

 

in article 471fd24c$0$22554$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com, ah at
splifingate@gmail.com wrote on 10/24/07 7:39 PM:

> Marcia wrote:
>>
>>
>> in article CEMTi.121972$m81.115007@fe01.news.easynews.com,
>> anonym_easynews_poster at anonym@invalid.com wrote on 10/24/07 3:01 PM:
>>
>>>
>>> "Nomen Nescio" <nobody@dizum.com> wrote in message
>>> news:7c60dc1a3e28c9a37dd4b5da6048a7e5@dizum.com...
>>>> Well the south side of Chicago
>>>> Is the baddest part of town
>>>> And if you go down there
>>>> You better just beware
>>>> Of a man named Leroy Brown
>>>>
>>>> Now Leroy more than trouble
>>>> You see he stand about six foot four
>>>> All the downtown ladies call him "treetop lover"
>>>> All the men just call him "sir"
>>>>
>>>> And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
>>>> The baddest man in the whole damn town
>>>> Badder than old King Kong
>>>> And meaner than a junkyard dog
>>>>
>>>> Now Leroy he a gambler
>>>> And he like his fancy clothes
>>>> And he like to wave his diamond rings
>>>> In front of everybody's nose
>>>> He got a custom Continental
>>>> He got an Eldorado too
>>>> He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun
>>>> He got a razor in his shoe
>>>>
>>>> And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
>>>> The baddest man in the whole damn town
>>>> Badder than old King Kong
>>>> And meaner than a junkyard dog
>>>>
>>>> Well Friday bout a week ago
>>>> Leroy shootin' dice
>>>> And at the edge of the bar
>>>> Sat a girl named Doris
>>>> And ooh that girl looked nice
>>>> Well he cast his eyes upon her
>>>> And the trouble soon began
>>>> And Leroy brown learned a lesson
>>>> 'Bout messin' with the wife of a jealous man
>>>>
>>>> And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
>>>> The baddest man in the whole damned town
>>>> Badder than old King Kong
>>>> And meaner than a junkyard dog,
>>>>
>>>> Well the two men took to fightin'
>>>> And when they pulled them from the floor
>>>> Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle
>>>> With a couple of pieces gone
>>>>
>>>> And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
>>>> The baddest man in the whole damn town
>>>> Badder than old King Kong
>>>> And meaner than a junkyard dog
>>>
>>> What is a junkyard dog, please?
>>
>> A dog that guards a junkyard?
>
> *ding* *ding* *ding*

Thanks! Usually, I get: *dingbat* *dingbat* *dingbat*

 

On Oct 24, 8:21 pm, Marcia <desi...@insight.rr.com> wrote:
> in article 471fd24c$0$22554$8f2e0...@news.shared-secrets.com, ah at
> splifing...@gmail.com wrote on 10/24/07 7:39 PM:
>
>
>
> > Marcia wrote:
>
> >> in article CEMTi.121972$m81.115...@fe01.news.easynews.com,
> >> anonym_easynews_poster at ano...@invalid.com wrote on 10/24/07 3:01 PM:
>
> >>> "Nomen Nescio" <nob...@dizum.com> wrote in message
> >>>news:7c60dc1a3e28c9a37dd4b5da6048a7e5@dizum.com...
> >>>> Well the south side of Chicago
> >>>> Is the baddest part of town
> >>>> And if you go down there
> >>>> You better just beware
> >>>> Of a man named Leroy Brown
>
> >>>> Now Leroy more than trouble
> >>>> You see he stand about six foot four
> >>>> All the downtown ladies call him "treetop lover"
> >>>> All the men just call him "sir"
>
> >>>> And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
> >>>> The baddest man in the whole damn town
> >>>> Badder than old King Kong
> >>>> And meaner than a junkyard dog
>
> >>>> Now Leroy he a gambler
> >>>> And he like his fancy clothes
> >>>> And he like to wave his diamond rings
> >>>> In front of everybody's nose
> >>>> He got a custom Continental
> >>>> He got an Eldorado too
> >>>> He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun
> >>>> He got a razor in his shoe
>
> >>>> And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
> >>>> The baddest man in the whole damn town
> >>>> Badder than old King Kong
> >>>> And meaner than a junkyard dog
>
> >>>> Well Friday bout a week ago
> >>>> Leroy shootin' dice
> >>>> And at the edge of the bar
> >>>> Sat a girl named Doris
> >>>> And ooh that girl looked nice
> >>>> Well he cast his eyes upon her
> >>>> And the trouble soon began
> >>>> And Leroy brown learned a lesson
> >>>> 'Bout messin' with the wife of a jealous man
>
> >>>> And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
> >>>> The baddest man in the whole damned town
> >>>> Badder than old King Kong
> >>>> And meaner than a junkyard dog,
>
> >>>> Well the two men took to fightin'
> >>>> And when they pulled them from the floor
> >>>> Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle
> >>>> With a couple of pieces gone
>
> >>>> And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
> >>>> The baddest man in the whole damn town
> >>>> Badder than old King Kong
> >>>> And meaner than a junkyard dog
>
> >>> What is a junkyard dog, please?
>
> >> A dog that guards a junkyard?
>
> > *ding* *ding* *ding*
>
> Thanks! Usually, I get: *dingbat* *dingbat* *dingbat*

Bipartisan?

 

"Jasper PNL Mfrg LLCC" <Jasp@PNLLLCC.org> wrote in message
news:YtNTi.2239$f63.1461@trndny03...
>
> "anonym_easynews_poster" <anonym@invalid.com> wrote in message
> news:CEMTi.121972$m81.115007@fe01.news.easynews.com...
>>
>> > And meaner than a junkyard dog
>>
>> What is a junkyard dog, please?
>>
>>
>
> have you ever tangled with a guard dog at a junkyard ?

Sorry, but I had no idea what a junkyard was until a few more details
filtered through. We have scrapyards over here; I've only visited one once
when looking for a spare part for an old Jaguar car. The yard in question
did have two rather mean looking Alsatians (German Shepherds) so I now know
what the song writer was talking about. Mind you, I've met a few people in
life who could show scrapyard/junkyard dogs a thing or two.

 

"anonym_easynews_poster" <anonym@invalid.com> wrote in message
news:nTXTi.271338$vo5.256337@fe04.news.easynews.com...
>
> "Jasper PNL Mfrg LLCC" <Jasp@PNLLLCC.org> wrote in message
> news:YtNTi.2239$f63.1461@trndny03...
> >
> > "anonym_easynews_poster" <anonym@invalid.com> wrote in message
> > news:CEMTi.121972$m81.115007@fe01.news.easynews.com...
> >>
> >> > And meaner than a junkyard dog
> >>
> >> What is a junkyard dog, please?
> >>
> >>
> >
> > have you ever tangled with a guard dog at a junkyard ?
>
> Sorry, but I had no idea what a junkyard was until a few more details
> filtered through. We have scrapyards over here; I've only visited one once
> when looking for a spare part for an old Jaguar car. The yard in question
> did have two rather mean looking Alsatians (German Shepherds) so I now
know
> what the song writer was talking about. Mind you, I've met a few people in
> life who could show scrapyard/junkyard dogs a thing or two.

They had better be wearing body armor!

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"John "C"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
news:I9Wdnbg7D9BCKL3anZ2dnUVZ_vyinZ2d@centurytel.net...
>
> "anonym_easynews_poster" <anonym@invalid.com> wrote in message
> news:nTXTi.271338$vo5.256337@fe04.news.easynews.com...
>>
>> "Jasper PNL Mfrg LLCC" <Jasp@PNLLLCC.org> wrote in message
>> news:YtNTi.2239$f63.1461@trndny03...
>> >
>> > "anonym_easynews_poster" <anonym@invalid.com> wrote in message
>> > news:CEMTi.121972$m81.115007@fe01.news.easynews.com...
>> >>
>> >> > And meaner than a junkyard dog
>> >>
>> >> What is a junkyard dog, please?
>> >>
>> >>
>> >
>> > have you ever tangled with a guard dog at a junkyard ?
>>
>> Sorry, but I had no idea what a junkyard was until a few more details
>> filtered through. We have scrapyards over here; I've only visited one
>> once
>> when looking for a spare part for an old Jaguar car. The yard in question
>> did have two rather mean looking Alsatians (German Shepherds) so I now
> know
>> what the song writer was talking about. Mind you, I've met a few people
>> in
>> life who could show scrapyard/junkyard dogs a thing or two.
>
> They had better be wearing body armor!

Ach well, I'm no' so sure aboot that, ye ken, and I try to speak like a
Jockanese because one of them did the mightiest thing I have ever seen in my
life, and possible saved my life and a few others, ye ken? We were attacked
by this thing that looked like a huge dog, and which turned out to be a huge
beast of a dog. The whole company fled for their lives except for Jock. He
stood there and growled and yelled just as loud as the beast from hell was
doing. It didn't seem to be paying much attention to Jock at all until it
got within about six feet of him then it launched itself, probably for poor
Wee Jock's Throat. Jock caught it by both front legs, yelled something
horrible one more time, then wrenched his arms ootwards and dived forwards
so he landed up upon the dog/beast from hell. It meantime let oot one hell
of a yowl and never moved again. When we aal came back to check the
evidence, Jock was saying something like, "Christ, that was a close yin!"
and the dog was saying nowt and it's eyes were aal glazed ower.

(When I said a "few people" I have to admit I exaggerated. Jock was the only
single fellow I ever saw who killed a dog with his own bare hands.)

 

"anonym_easynews_poster" <anonym@invalid.com> wrote in message

> (When I said a "few people" I have to admit I exaggerated. Jock was the
only
> single fellow I ever saw who killed a dog with his own bare hands.)

Well he was lucky that there wasn't two dogs because while he was busy
killing one dog the other one would have gnawed his balls off.

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Nomen Nescio is no match for wavy g:

>Well the south side of Chicago
>Is the baddest part of town
>And if you go down there
>You better just beware
>Of a man named Leroy Brown
>
>Now Leroy more than trouble
>You see he stand about six foot four
>All the downtown ladies call him "treetop lover"
>All the men just call him "sir"
>
>And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
>The baddest man in the whole damn town
>Badder than old King Kong
>And meaner than a junkyard dog
>
>Now Leroy he a gambler
>And he like his fancy clothes
>And he like to wave his diamond rings
>In front of everybody's nose
>He got a custom Continental
>He got an Eldorado too
>He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun
>He got a razor in his shoe
>
>And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
>The baddest man in the whole damn town
>Badder than old King Kong
>And meaner than a junkyard dog
>
>Well Friday bout a week ago
>Leroy shootin' dice
>And at the edge of the bar
>Sat a girl named Doris
>And ooh that girl looked nice
>Well he cast his eyes upon her
>And the trouble soon began
>And Leroy brown learned a lesson
>'Bout messin' with the wife of a jealous man
>
>And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
>The baddest man in the whole damned town
>Badder than old King Kong
>And meaner than a junkyard dog,
>
>Well the two men took to fightin'
>And when they pulled them from the floor
>Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle
>With a couple of pieces gone
>
>And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
>The baddest man in the whole damn town
>Badder than old King Kong
>And meaner than a junkyard dog

i've never heard of thiss ong. it sounds like some crap from the 50"s.
u should, like, get more up to date and stuff dood.

 

"wavy g's number won fan" <numberwonfan@wavyg.net> wrote in message
news:naq1i3l11kteoagvja0pm0vudl2f5gpsir@4ax.com...
> Nomen Nescio is no match for wavy g:
>
> >Well the south side of Chicago
> >Is the baddest part of town
> >And if you go down there
> >You better just beware
> >Of a man named Leroy Brown
> >
> >Now Leroy more than trouble
> >You see he stand about six foot four
> >All the downtown ladies call him "treetop lover"
> >All the men just call him "sir"
> >
> >And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
> >The baddest man in the whole damn town
> >Badder than old King Kong
> >And meaner than a junkyard dog
> >
> >Now Leroy he a gambler
> >And he like his fancy clothes
> >And he like to wave his diamond rings
> >In front of everybody's nose
> >He got a custom Continental
> >He got an Eldorado too
> >He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun
> >He got a razor in his shoe
> >
> >And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
> >The baddest man in the whole damn town
> >Badder than old King Kong
> >And meaner than a junkyard dog
> >
> >Well Friday bout a week ago
> >Leroy shootin' dice
> >And at the edge of the bar
> >Sat a girl named Doris
> >And ooh that girl looked nice
> >Well he cast his eyes upon her
> >And the trouble soon began
> >And Leroy brown learned a lesson
> >'Bout messin' with the wife of a jealous man
> >
> >And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
> >The baddest man in the whole damned town
> >Badder than old King Kong
> >And meaner than a junkyard dog,
> >
> >Well the two men took to fightin'
> >And when they pulled them from the floor
> >Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle
> >With a couple of pieces gone
> >
> >And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
> >The baddest man in the whole damn town
> >Badder than old King Kong
> >And meaner than a junkyard dog
>
> i've never heard of thiss ong. it sounds like some crap from the 50"s.
> u should, like, get more up to date and stuff dood.

* 1973 *

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad,_Bad_Leroy_Brown

Number One
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John "C" is no match for wavy g:

>
>"wavy g's number won fan" <numberwonfan@wavyg.net> wrote in message
>news:naq1i3l11kteoagvja0pm0vudl2f5gpsir@4ax.com...
>> Nomen Nescio is no match for wavy g:
>>
>> >Well the south side of Chicago
>> >Is the baddest part of town
>> >And if you go down there
>> >You better just beware
>> >Of a man named Leroy Brown
>> >
>> >Now Leroy more than trouble
>> >You see he stand about six foot four
>> >All the downtown ladies call him "treetop lover"
>> >All the men just call him "sir"
>> >
>> >And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
>> >The baddest man in the whole damn town
>> >Badder than old King Kong
>> >And meaner than a junkyard dog
>> >
>> >Now Leroy he a gambler
>> >And he like his fancy clothes
>> >And he like to wave his diamond rings
>> >In front of everybody's nose
>> >He got a custom Continental
>> >He got an Eldorado too
>> >He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun
>> >He got a razor in his shoe
>> >
>> >And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
>> >The baddest man in the whole damn town
>> >Badder than old King Kong
>> >And meaner than a junkyard dog
>> >
>> >Well Friday bout a week ago
>> >Leroy shootin' dice
>> >And at the edge of the bar
>> >Sat a girl named Doris
>> >And ooh that girl looked nice
>> >Well he cast his eyes upon her
>> >And the trouble soon began
>> >And Leroy brown learned a lesson
>> >'Bout messin' with the wife of a jealous man
>> >
>> >And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
>> >The baddest man in the whole damned town
>> >Badder than old King Kong
>> >And meaner than a junkyard dog,
>> >
>> >Well the two men took to fightin'
>> >And when they pulled them from the floor
>> >Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle
>> >With a couple of pieces gone
>> >
>> >And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
>> >The baddest man in the whole damn town
>> >Badder than old King Kong
>> >And meaner than a junkyard dog
>>
>> i've never heard of thiss ong. it sounds like some crap from the 50"s.
>> u should, like, get more up to date and stuff dood.
>
> * 1973 *
>
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad,_Bad_Leroy_Brown
>
>Number One

same thing lol. seventies was just like the fifftys except they were
wering plad and saying "groovy man" and "far out". good thing our
generation nows a thing or 2 about music.

 

"John "C"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
news:S6idnfwVVLotS73anZ2dnUVZ_saknZ2d@centurytel.net...
>
> "anonym_easynews_poster" <anonym@invalid.com> wrote in message
>
>> (When I said a "few people" I have to admit I exaggerated. Jock was the
> only
>> single fellow I ever saw who killed a dog with his own bare hands.)
>
> Well he was lucky that there wasn't two dogs because while he was busy
> killing one dog the other one would have gnawed his balls off.

If the dogs were going to cheat like that, then Jock's mate Wee Tam would
have joined the fray and I suspect there would be two deid dogs, right? When
I said Jock was the only one I saw kill a dog, that is true, but I do know
Wee Tam once killed a polis man so I suspect a bliddy Alsatian would be nae
trouble for the wee hard man.

p.s. Stop changing the fucking facts, will you, or I'll send Wee Tam roon to
see ye? We were torking about meaner than *a* junkyard dog, not meaner than
a *pack* of fucking junkyard poodles.

 

wavy g's number won fan wrote:

> John "C" is no match for wavy g:
>
>
>>"wavy g's number won fan" <numberwonfan@wavyg.net> wrote in message
>>news:naq1i3l11kteoagvja0pm0vudl2f5gpsir@4ax.com...
>>
>>>Nomen Nescio is no match for wavy g:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Well the south side of Chicago
>>>>Is the baddest part of town
>>>>And if you go down there
>>>>You better just beware
>>>>Of a man named Leroy Brown
>>>>
>>>>Now Leroy more than trouble
>>>>You see he stand about six foot four
>>>>All the downtown ladies call him "treetop lover"
>>>>All the men just call him "sir"
>>>>
>>>>And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
>>>>The baddest man in the whole damn town
>>>>Badder than old King Kong
>>>>And meaner than a junkyard dog
>>>>
>>>>Now Leroy he a gambler
>>>>And he like his fancy clothes
>>>>And he like to wave his diamond rings
>>>>In front of everybody's nose
>>>>He got a custom Continental
>>>>He got an Eldorado too
>>>>He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun
>>>>He got a razor in his shoe
>>>>
>>>>And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
>>>>The baddest man in the whole damn town
>>>>Badder than old King Kong
>>>>And meaner than a junkyard dog
>>>>
>>>>Well Friday bout a week ago
>>>>Leroy shootin' dice
>>>>And at the edge of the bar
>>>>Sat a girl named Doris
>>>>And ooh that girl looked nice
>>>>Well he cast his eyes upon her
>>>>And the trouble soon began
>>>>And Leroy brown learned a lesson
>>>>'Bout messin' with the wife of a jealous man
>>>>
>>>>And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
>>>>The baddest man in the whole damned town
>>>>Badder than old King Kong
>>>>And meaner than a junkyard dog,
>>>>
>>>>Well the two men took to fightin'
>>>>And when they pulled them from the floor
>>>>Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle
>>>>With a couple of pieces gone
>>>>
>>>>And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
>>>>The baddest man in the whole damn town
>>>>Badder than old King Kong
>>>>And meaner than a junkyard dog
>>>
>>>i've never heard of thiss ong. it sounds like some crap from the 50"s.
>>>u should, like, get more up to date and stuff dood.
>>
>>* 1973 *
>>
>>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad,_Bad_Leroy_Brown
>>
>>Number One
>
>
> same thing lol. seventies was just like the fifftys except they were
> wering plad and saying "groovy man" and "far out". good thing our
> generation nows a thing or 2 about music.

gee, i wonder where they learned it? Maybe we should have all just
failed to develop anything regarding music or technology for a generation
or two and seen what would have happened, ya think? Anyone seen my "plad"
bells around? They're a sort of blue, you can't miss them.

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