Another Example of Why It's So Hard to Do Satire in the US

On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:40:51 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:15:51 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:11:08 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:10:43 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>
>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:Mr2dnZavtOFpCTLanZ2dnUVZ_viunZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>
>>>>> On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:20:44 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:0aOdnXLordkOuDLanZ2dnUVZ_v-hnZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 11:06:31 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:542dnV3BF7cNFjPanZ2dnUVZ_qbinZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> _Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew_ on VH1!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> So is it staged rehab or are these people really in need of Dr. Drew's
>>>>>>>> services?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> They look like typical celebs au naturel (not all made and gussied up),
>>>>>>> which is to say, fairly skanky.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I didn't recognize anyone as I surfed shudd'ring by.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You did not recognize Jeff Conaway from the series Taxi?
>>>>>
>>>>> I don't even remember Jeff Conaway from _Taxi_, although that was a fine
>>>>> series, and I watched it and watch it from time to time.
>>>>
>>>> He was in Taxi for sure...I fell in love with him at that time and again
>>>> when he played in *Grease*. I was horrified to see his condition on the new
>>>> reality show and was freaked out by his girlfriend...scary she is.
>>>
>>>You sound suspiciously familiar with this abomernation.
>>>
>>>>> I wonder if Dr. Drew could help me?
>>>>
>>>> You have a much better chance of getting help from Dave.
>>>
>>>By using him as a bad example?
>>
>> at least sleeping 12 - 18 hours a day wont kill you.
>
>That would make the remainder of the day fairly busy.

surprisingly not. such is severe clinical depression.

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On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:12:02 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:

> On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:40:51 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:15:51 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:11:08 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:10:43 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:Mr2dnZavtOFpCTLanZ2dnUVZ_viunZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:20:44 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:0aOdnXLordkOuDLanZ2dnUVZ_v-hnZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 11:06:31 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>> news:542dnV3BF7cNFjPanZ2dnUVZ_qbinZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> _Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew_ on VH1!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> So is it staged rehab or are these people really in need of Dr. Drew's
>>>>>>>>> services?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> They look like typical celebs au naturel (not all made and gussied up),
>>>>>>>> which is to say, fairly skanky.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I didn't recognize anyone as I surfed shudd'ring by.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You did not recognize Jeff Conaway from the series Taxi?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I don't even remember Jeff Conaway from _Taxi_, although that was a fine
>>>>>> series, and I watched it and watch it from time to time.
>>>>>
>>>>> He was in Taxi for sure...I fell in love with him at that time and again
>>>>> when he played in *Grease*. I was horrified to see his condition on the new
>>>>> reality show and was freaked out by his girlfriend...scary she is.
>>>>
>>>>You sound suspiciously familiar with this abomernation.
>>>>
>>>>>> I wonder if Dr. Drew could help me?
>>>>>
>>>>> You have a much better chance of getting help from Dave.
>>>>
>>>>By using him as a bad example?
>>>
>>> at least sleeping 12 - 18 hours a day wont kill you.
>>
>>That would make the remainder of the day fairly busy.
>
> surprisingly not. such is severe clinical depression.

Don't the cats start worrying you? that is, reminding you that you have a
deal, that you are to feed them and shelter them and pet them and amuse
them, and in return they don't do nothin'?

(If you're lucky <shudder>.)

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tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Just fill in the name and address of the cow.

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On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:18:33 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:12:02 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:40:51 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:15:51 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:11:08 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:10:43 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:Mr2dnZavtOFpCTLanZ2dnUVZ_viunZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:20:44 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:0aOdnXLordkOuDLanZ2dnUVZ_v-hnZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 11:06:31 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>> news:542dnV3BF7cNFjPanZ2dnUVZ_qbinZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> _Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew_ on VH1!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> So is it staged rehab or are these people really in need of Dr. Drew's
>>>>>>>>>> services?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> They look like typical celebs au naturel (not all made and gussied up),
>>>>>>>>> which is to say, fairly skanky.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I didn't recognize anyone as I surfed shudd'ring by.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You did not recognize Jeff Conaway from the series Taxi?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I don't even remember Jeff Conaway from _Taxi_, although that was a fine
>>>>>>> series, and I watched it and watch it from time to time.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> He was in Taxi for sure...I fell in love with him at that time and again
>>>>>> when he played in *Grease*. I was horrified to see his condition on the new
>>>>>> reality show and was freaked out by his girlfriend...scary she is.
>>>>>
>>>>>You sound suspiciously familiar with this abomernation.
>>>>>
>>>>>>> I wonder if Dr. Drew could help me?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You have a much better chance of getting help from Dave.
>>>>>
>>>>>By using him as a bad example?
>>>>
>>>> at least sleeping 12 - 18 hours a day wont kill you.
>>>
>>>That would make the remainder of the day fairly busy.
>>
>> surprisingly not. such is severe clinical depression.
>
>Don't the cats start worrying you? that is, reminding you that you have a
>deal, that you are to feed them and shelter them and pet them and amuse
>them, and in return they don't do nothin'?
>
>(If you're lucky <shudder>.)

when im way depressed, or injured, they watch me carefully, and give
me snuggles. when my dad was here this summer, a few hours after i
came home from the hospital after shoulder surgery, i was sleeping on
my side in bed and he saw molly right up on my side watching me
closely. for a long time. until i woke up hours later.

they are very attentive when things are off in my head or body. in
fact, botticelli is curled up next to the monitor right now. but if i
go into another room, shell follow me. they like keeping tabs on me,
and like staying close to me when im illin.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

 

"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:K8SdnY5kjaJ6JC3anZ2dnUVZ_srinZ2d@giganews.com...
> On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:10:43 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>
>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:Mr2dnZavtOFpCTLanZ2dnUVZ_viunZ2d@giganews.com...
>>
>>> On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:20:44 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>
>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:0aOdnXLordkOuDLanZ2dnUVZ_v-hnZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>
>>>>> On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 11:06:31 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:542dnV3BF7cNFjPanZ2dnUVZ_qbinZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> _Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew_ on VH1!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So is it staged rehab or are these people really in need of Dr.
>>>>>> Drew's
>>>>>> services?
>>>>>
>>>>> They look like typical celebs au naturel (not all made and gussied
>>>>> up),
>>>>> which is to say, fairly skanky.
>>>>>
>>>>> I didn't recognize anyone as I surfed shudd'ring by.
>>>>
>>>> You did not recognize Jeff Conaway from the series Taxi?
>>>
>>> I don't even remember Jeff Conaway from _Taxi_, although that was a fine
>>> series, and I watched it and watch it from time to time.
>>
>> He was in Taxi for sure...I fell in love with him at that time and again
>> when he played in *Grease*. I was horrified to see his condition on the
>> new
>> reality show and was freaked out by his girlfriend...scary she is.
>
> You sound suspiciously familiar with this abomernation.

My favorite part was when he barfed on the floor...took my mind off my own
misery for a spell.

>
>>> I wonder if Dr. Drew could help me?
>>
>> You have a much better chance of getting help from Dave.
>
> By using him as a bad example?

I suppose a bad example is better than no example at all.

>
> --
> tinmimus99@hotmail.com
>
> smeeter 11 or maybe 12
>
> mp 10
>
> mhm 29x13
>
> Guru: Follow the sacred bird.
> Candy: What sacred bird?
> Guru: *Any* sacred bird.
>
> < _Candy_
>

 

dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
news:4ne1r3pnce4ek2pb605mbjl9ii6hesp5fe@4ax.com:

> On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:11:08 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:10:43 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>
>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:Mr2dnZavtOFpCTLanZ2dnUVZ_viunZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:20:44 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:0aOdnXLordkOuDLanZ2dnUVZ_v-hnZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 11:06:31 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:542dnV3BF7cNFjPanZ2dnUVZ_qbinZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> _Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew_ on VH1!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> So is it staged rehab or are these people really in need of Dr.
>>>>>>> Drew's services?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> They look like typical celebs au naturel (not all made and
>>>>>> gussied up), which is to say, fairly skanky.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I didn't recognize anyone as I surfed shudd'ring by.
>>>>>
>>>>> You did not recognize Jeff Conaway from the series Taxi?
>>>>
>>>> I don't even remember Jeff Conaway from _Taxi_, although that was a
>>>> fine series, and I watched it and watch it from time to time.
>>>
>>> He was in Taxi for sure...I fell in love with him at that time and
>>> again when he played in *Grease*. I was horrified to see his
>>> condition on the new reality show and was freaked out by his
>>> girlfriend...scary she is.
>>
>>You sound suspiciously familiar with this abomernation.
>>
>>>> I wonder if Dr. Drew could help me?
>>>
>>> You have a much better chance of getting help from Dave.
>>
>>By using him as a bad example?
>
> at least sleeping 12 - 18 hours a day wont kill you.
>

if you ate gum leaves too that would make you a koala bear.

becoming a koala bear in my opinion is a fine goal in life to pursue

headkase

 

psykoexgirlfriend wrote:
> dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
> news:4ne1r3pnce4ek2pb605mbjl9ii6hesp5fe@4ax.com:
>
>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:11:08 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:10:43 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>
>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:Mr2dnZavtOFpCTLanZ2dnUVZ_viunZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>
>>>>>On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:20:44 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>news:0aOdnXLordkOuDLanZ2dnUVZ_v-hnZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 11:06:31 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>news:542dnV3BF7cNFjPanZ2dnUVZ_qbinZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>_Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew_ on VH1!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>So is it staged rehab or are these people really in need of Dr.
>>>>>>>>Drew's services?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>They look like typical celebs au naturel (not all made and
>>>>>>>gussied up), which is to say, fairly skanky.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I didn't recognize anyone as I surfed shudd'ring by.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You did not recognize Jeff Conaway from the series Taxi?
>>>>>
>>>>>I don't even remember Jeff Conaway from _Taxi_, although that was a
>>>>>fine series, and I watched it and watch it from time to time.
>>>>
>>>>He was in Taxi for sure...I fell in love with him at that time and
>>>>again when he played in *Grease*. I was horrified to see his
>>>>condition on the new reality show and was freaked out by his
>>>>girlfriend...scary she is.
>>>
>>>You sound suspiciously familiar with this abomernation.
>>>
>>>>>I wonder if Dr. Drew could help me?
>>>>
>>>>You have a much better chance of getting help from Dave.
>>>
>>>By using him as a bad example?
>>
>>at least sleeping 12 - 18 hours a day wont kill you.
>>
> if you ate gum leaves too that would make you a koala bear.
>
> becoming a koala bear in my opinion is a fine goal in life to pursue
>
Don't think I'd be happy on a diet like that. Perhaps employment as a
drop bear would be similarly relaxed but with a much wider range of
dietary choice.

--
nuts

 

mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote in news:foqvdq$4vq$1
@aioe.org:

> psykoexgirlfriend wrote:
>> dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
>> news:4ne1r3pnce4ek2pb605mbjl9ii6hesp5fe@4ax.com:
>>
>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:11:08 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:10:43 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>news:Mr2dnZavtOFpCTLanZ2dnUVZ_viunZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:20:44 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>news:0aOdnXLordkOuDLanZ2dnUVZ_v-hnZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 11:06:31 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>news:542dnV3BF7cNFjPanZ2dnUVZ_qbinZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>_Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew_ on VH1!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>So is it staged rehab or are these people really in need of Dr.
>>>>>>>>>Drew's services?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>They look like typical celebs au naturel (not all made and
>>>>>>>>gussied up), which is to say, fairly skanky.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I didn't recognize anyone as I surfed shudd'ring by.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You did not recognize Jeff Conaway from the series Taxi?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I don't even remember Jeff Conaway from _Taxi_, although that was
a
>>>>>>fine series, and I watched it and watch it from time to time.
>>>>>
>>>>>He was in Taxi for sure...I fell in love with him at that time and
>>>>>again when he played in *Grease*. I was horrified to see his
>>>>>condition on the new reality show and was freaked out by his
>>>>>girlfriend...scary she is.
>>>>
>>>>You sound suspiciously familiar with this abomernation.
>>>>
>>>>>>I wonder if Dr. Drew could help me?
>>>>>
>>>>>You have a much better chance of getting help from Dave.
>>>>
>>>>By using him as a bad example?
>>>
>>>at least sleeping 12 - 18 hours a day wont kill you.
>>>
>> if you ate gum leaves too that would make you a koala bear.
>>
>> becoming a koala bear in my opinion is a fine goal in life to pursue
>>
> Don't think I'd be happy on a diet like that. Perhaps employment as a
> drop bear would be similarly relaxed but with a much wider range of
> dietary choice.
>

please explain what a drop bear is in your opinion

 

Dear, "mimus": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:

>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 13:06:48 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
>
>> Dear, "mimus": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>
>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 03:58:31 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
>>>
>>>> Dear, "mimus": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>>
>>>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 03:26:49 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Dear, "mimus": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 01:25:14 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Dear, "mimus": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:20:44 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>> news:0aOdnXLordkOuDLanZ2dnUVZ_v-hnZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 11:06:31 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>> news:542dnV3BF7cNFjPanZ2dnUVZ_qbinZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> _Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew_ on VH1!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> So is it staged rehab or are these people really in need of Dr. Drew's
>>>>>>>>>>>> services?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> They look like typical celebs au naturel (not all made and gussied up),
>>>>>>>>>>> which is to say, fairly skanky.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I didn't recognize anyone as I surfed shudd'ring by.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You did not recognize Jeff Conaway from the series Taxi?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I don't even remember Jeff Conaway from _Taxi_, although that was a fine
>>>>>>>>>series, and I watched it and watch it from time to time.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I wonder if Dr. Drew could help me?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> What's wrong with you? (Other than the fact that you're a "bad man.")
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Is something wrong with me? and that "bad man" business was a bit o'
>>>>>>>Microsoft libel . . . .
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yeah, but come on! You're famous--more famous than I'll ever be. That's
>>>>>> gotta feel good to you somehow. If I had a hat on right now, I would
>>>>>> "tip" it to you. (Actually, I have a "Jagermeister" ball cap sitting
>>>>>> nearby, which I am putting on as we speak, and I shall "tip" it to you
>>>>>> within the duration of this post.)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So, what's wrong with you?
>>>>>
>>>>><sigh>
>>>>>
>>>>>Nothing major so far.
>>>>
>>>> <sigh--actually, a frustrated grunt due to the lack of information
>>>> provided>
>>>>
>>>> Okay. What happened that you would possibly require "Dr. Drew's"
>>>> services?
>>>
>>>I seem to have a block against remembering Jeff Conaway.
>>
>> Oh, I can help you: the dude from "Taxi." I'll send you my bill.
>
>Show me a signed contract first. Signed by me.

Dear Mr. or Mrs. Mimus:

You oew the ammount of $5,000 to Wavy G for services rendered.

Love,
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psykoexgirlfriend wrote:
> mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote in news:foqvdq$4vq$1
> @aioe.org:
>
>>psykoexgirlfriend wrote:
>>
>>>dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
>>>news:4ne1r3pnce4ek2pb605mbjl9ii6hesp5fe@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:11:08 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:10:43 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>news:Mr2dnZavtOFpCTLanZ2dnUVZ_viunZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:20:44 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>news:0aOdnXLordkOuDLanZ2dnUVZ_v-hnZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 11:06:31 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>news:542dnV3BF7cNFjPanZ2dnUVZ_qbinZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>_Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew_ on VH1!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>So is it staged rehab or are these people really in need of Dr.
>>>>>>>>>>Drew's services?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>They look like typical celebs au naturel (not all made and
>>>>>>>>>gussied up), which is to say, fairly skanky.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I didn't recognize anyone as I surfed shudd'ring by.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You did not recognize Jeff Conaway from the series Taxi?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I don't even remember Jeff Conaway from _Taxi_, although that was
>
> a
>
>>>>>>>fine series, and I watched it and watch it from time to time.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>He was in Taxi for sure...I fell in love with him at that time and
>>>>>>again when he played in *Grease*. I was horrified to see his
>>>>>>condition on the new reality show and was freaked out by his
>>>>>>girlfriend...scary she is.
>>>>>
>>>>>You sound suspiciously familiar with this abomernation.
>>>>>
>>>>>>>I wonder if Dr. Drew could help me?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You have a much better chance of getting help from Dave.
>>>>>
>>>>>By using him as a bad example?
>>>>
>>>>at least sleeping 12 - 18 hours a day wont kill you.
>>>>
>>>if you ate gum leaves too that would make you a koala bear.
>>>
>>>becoming a koala bear in my opinion is a fine goal in life to pursue
>>>
>>Don't think I'd be happy on a diet like that. Perhaps employment as a
>>drop bear would be similarly relaxed but with a much wider range of
>>dietary choice.
>>
> please explain what a drop bear is in your opinion

They're why you do not go wandering about under eucalyptus trees,
especially at night, unless you dab some vegemite behind your ears.
They may be a relative of the koala or perhaps even a normal koala
with a hankering for fresh meat.

--
nuts

 

On Tue, 12 Feb 2008 00:30:43 -0500, mixed nuts wrote:

> psykoexgirlfriend wrote:
>
>> mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote in news:foqvdq$4vq$1
>> @aioe.org:
>>
>>>psykoexgirlfriend wrote:
>>>
>>>>dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
>>>>news:4ne1r3pnce4ek2pb605mbjl9ii6hesp5fe@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:11:08 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:10:43 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>news:Mr2dnZavtOFpCTLanZ2dnUVZ_viunZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:20:44 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>news:0aOdnXLordkOuDLanZ2dnUVZ_v-hnZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 11:06:31 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>news:542dnV3BF7cNFjPanZ2dnUVZ_qbinZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>_Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew_ on VH1!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>So is it staged rehab or are these people really in need of Dr.
>>>>>>>>>>>Drew's services?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>They look like typical celebs au naturel (not all made and
>>>>>>>>>>gussied up), which is to say, fairly skanky.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I didn't recognize anyone as I surfed shudd'ring by.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>You did not recognize Jeff Conaway from the series Taxi?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I don't even remember Jeff Conaway from _Taxi_, although that was
>>
>> a
>>
>>>>>>>>fine series, and I watched it and watch it from time to time.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>He was in Taxi for sure...I fell in love with him at that time and
>>>>>>>again when he played in *Grease*. I was horrified to see his
>>>>>>>condition on the new reality show and was freaked out by his
>>>>>>>girlfriend...scary she is.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You sound suspiciously familiar with this abomernation.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I wonder if Dr. Drew could help me?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You have a much better chance of getting help from Dave.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>By using him as a bad example?
>>>>>
>>>>>at least sleeping 12 - 18 hours a day wont kill you.
>>>>>
>>>>if you ate gum leaves too that would make you a koala bear.
>>>>
>>>>becoming a koala bear in my opinion is a fine goal in life to pursue
>>>>
>>>Don't think I'd be happy on a diet like that. Perhaps employment as a
>>>drop bear would be similarly relaxed but with a much wider range of
>>>dietary choice.
>>
>> please explain what a drop bear is in your opinion
>
> They're why you do not go wandering about under eucalyptus trees,
> especially at night, unless you dab some vegemite behind your ears. They
> may be a relative of the koala or perhaps even a normal koala with a
> hankering for fresh meat.

Now let's hear her version.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Six months ago Uncle Bob was driving to Mudgee when
a tiger snake slid out from under the dashboard and
bit him on the groin, but it's OK now because he's
off the life support machine and able to communicate
with eyeblinks.

< _In a Sunburned Country_

 

mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:GuCdnR0gg8Ns2izanZ2dnUVZ_hzinZ2d@giganews.com:

> On Tue, 12 Feb 2008 00:30:43 -0500, mixed nuts wrote:
>
>> psykoexgirlfriend wrote:
>>
>>> mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote in news:foqvdq$4vq
$1
>>> @aioe.org:
>>>
>>>>psykoexgirlfriend wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
>>>>>news:4ne1r3pnce4ek2pb605mbjl9ii6hesp5fe@4ax.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:11:08 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:10:43 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>news:Mr2dnZavtOFpCTLanZ2dnUVZ_viunZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:20:44 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>news:0aOdnXLordkOuDLanZ2dnUVZ_v-hnZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 11:06:31 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>news:542dnV3BF7cNFjPanZ2dnUVZ_qbinZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>_Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew_ on VH1!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>So is it staged rehab or are these people really in need of
Dr.
>>>>>>>>>>>>Drew's services?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>They look like typical celebs au naturel (not all made and
>>>>>>>>>>>gussied up), which is to say, fairly skanky.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>I didn't recognize anyone as I surfed shudd'ring by.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>You did not recognize Jeff Conaway from the series Taxi?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I don't even remember Jeff Conaway from _Taxi_, although that
was
>>>
>>> a
>>>
>>>>>>>>>fine series, and I watched it and watch it from time to time.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>He was in Taxi for sure...I fell in love with him at that time
and
>>>>>>>>again when he played in *Grease*. I was horrified to see his
>>>>>>>>condition on the new reality show and was freaked out by his
>>>>>>>>girlfriend...scary she is.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You sound suspiciously familiar with this abomernation.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I wonder if Dr. Drew could help me?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You have a much better chance of getting help from Dave.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>By using him as a bad example?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>at least sleeping 12 - 18 hours a day wont kill you.
>>>>>>
>>>>>if you ate gum leaves too that would make you a koala bear.
>>>>>
>>>>>becoming a koala bear in my opinion is a fine goal in life to
pursue
>>>>>
>>>>Don't think I'd be happy on a diet like that. Perhaps employment as
a
>>>>drop bear would be similarly relaxed but with a much wider range of
>>>>dietary choice.
>>>
>>> please explain what a drop bear is in your opinion
>>
>> They're why you do not go wandering about under eucalyptus trees,
>> especially at night, unless you dab some vegemite behind your ears.
They
>> may be a relative of the koala or perhaps even a normal koala with a
>> hankering for fresh meat.
>
> Now let's hear her version.

chuckles....

you know man eating koalas are a rare breed, but i would never mess
with a wild koala that is on the ground cause they can be cranky things

and they have got fuck off claws, you know for climbing trees, or
skewering eyeballs, whatever the need may be.

but why would a ravenous man eating koala be doing on the ground,( apart
from the fact that is where humanity resides ) seeing as they prefer to
sleep precariously perched in a gum tree, hmmm i thinks it might have
something to do with koalas getting stoned off their little brain on gum
leaves....then they drop....

headkase




>
> --
>
> tinmimus99@hotmail.com
>
>
>
> smeeter 11 or maybe 12
>
>
>
> mp 10
>
>
>
> mhm 29x13
>
>
>
> Six months ago Uncle Bob was driving to Mudgee when
>
> a tiger snake slid out from under the dashboard and
>
> bit him on the groin, but it's OK now because he's
>
> off the life support machine and able to communicate
>
> with eyeblinks.
>
>
>
> < _In a Sunburned Country_
>
>
>
>

 

"mixed nuts" <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote in message
news:forav1$69l$1@aioe.org...
> psykoexgirlfriend wrote:
>> mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote in news:foqvdq$4vq$1
>> @aioe.org:
>>
>>>psykoexgirlfriend wrote:
>>>
>>>>dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
>>>>news:4ne1r3pnce4ek2pb605mbjl9ii6hesp5fe@4ax.com:
>>>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:11:08 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:10:43 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>news:Mr2dnZavtOFpCTLanZ2dnUVZ_viunZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:20:44 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>news:0aOdnXLordkOuDLanZ2dnUVZ_v-hnZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 11:06:31 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>news:542dnV3BF7cNFjPanZ2dnUVZ_qbinZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>_Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew_ on VH1!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>So is it staged rehab or are these people really in need of Dr.
>>>>>>>>>>>Drew's services?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>They look like typical celebs au naturel (not all made and
>>>>>>>>>>gussied up), which is to say, fairly skanky.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I didn't recognize anyone as I surfed shudd'ring by.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>You did not recognize Jeff Conaway from the series Taxi?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I don't even remember Jeff Conaway from _Taxi_, although that was
>>
>> a
>>
>>>>>>>>fine series, and I watched it and watch it from time to time.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>He was in Taxi for sure...I fell in love with him at that time and
>>>>>>>again when he played in *Grease*. I was horrified to see his
>>>>>>>condition on the new reality show and was freaked out by his
>>>>>>>girlfriend...scary she is.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You sound suspiciously familiar with this abomernation.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I wonder if Dr. Drew could help me?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You have a much better chance of getting help from Dave.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>By using him as a bad example?
>>>>>
>>>>>at least sleeping 12 - 18 hours a day wont kill you.
>>>>>
>>>>if you ate gum leaves too that would make you a koala bear.
>>>>
>>>>becoming a koala bear in my opinion is a fine goal in life to pursue
>>>>
>>>Don't think I'd be happy on a diet like that. Perhaps employment as a
>>>drop bear would be similarly relaxed but with a much wider range of
>>>dietary choice.
>>>
>> please explain what a drop bear is in your opinion
>
> They're why you do not go wandering about under eucalyptus trees,
> especially at night, unless you dab some vegemite behind your ears.
> They may be a relative of the koala or perhaps even a normal koala
> with a hankering for fresh meat.
>
> --
> nuts

I thought you were going to explain the fact that a drop bear resides in a
tree, thus the droppings hit the unsuspected head of a poor human stupid
enough to walk underneath the gum tree.

 

Shirley wrote:
> "mixed nuts" <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote in message
> news:forav1$69l$1@aioe.org...
>
>>psykoexgirlfriend wrote:
>>
>>>mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote in news:foqvdq$4vq$1
>>>@aioe.org:
>>>
>>>>psykoexgirlfriend wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
>>>>>news:4ne1r3pnce4ek2pb605mbjl9ii6hesp5fe@4ax.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:11:08 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:10:43 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>news:Mr2dnZavtOFpCTLanZ2dnUVZ_viunZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:20:44 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>news:0aOdnXLordkOuDLanZ2dnUVZ_v-hnZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 11:06:31 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>news:542dnV3BF7cNFjPanZ2dnUVZ_qbinZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>_Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew_ on VH1!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>So is it staged rehab or are these people really in need of Dr.
>>>>>>>>>>>>Drew's services?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>They look like typical celebs au naturel (not all made and
>>>>>>>>>>>gussied up), which is to say, fairly skanky.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>I didn't recognize anyone as I surfed shudd'ring by.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>You did not recognize Jeff Conaway from the series Taxi?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I don't even remember Jeff Conaway from _Taxi_, although that was
>>>
>>>a
>>>
>>>
>>>>>>>>>fine series, and I watched it and watch it from time to time.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>He was in Taxi for sure...I fell in love with him at that time and
>>>>>>>>again when he played in *Grease*. I was horrified to see his
>>>>>>>>condition on the new reality show and was freaked out by his
>>>>>>>>girlfriend...scary she is.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You sound suspiciously familiar with this abomernation.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I wonder if Dr. Drew could help me?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You have a much better chance of getting help from Dave.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>By using him as a bad example?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>at least sleeping 12 - 18 hours a day wont kill you.
>>>>>>
>>>>>if you ate gum leaves too that would make you a koala bear.
>>>>>
>>>>>becoming a koala bear in my opinion is a fine goal in life to pursue
>>>>>
>>>>Don't think I'd be happy on a diet like that. Perhaps employment as a
>>>>drop bear would be similarly relaxed but with a much wider range of
>>>>dietary choice.
>>>>
>>>please explain what a drop bear is in your opinion
>>
>>They're why you do not go wandering about under eucalyptus trees,
>>especially at night, unless you dab some vegemite behind your ears.
>>They may be a relative of the koala or perhaps even a normal koala
>>with a hankering for fresh meat.
>>
>
> I thought you were going to explain the fact that a drop bear resides in a
> tree, thus the droppings hit the unsuspected head of a poor human stupid
> enough to walk underneath the gum tree.
>
That wouldn't be anymore terrifying than seagulls or mockingbirds.

--
nuts

 

psykoexgirlfriend wrote:

> mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in
> news:GuCdnR0gg8Ns2izanZ2dnUVZ_hzinZ2d@giganews.com:
>
>> On Tue, 12 Feb 2008 00:30:43 -0500, mixed nuts wrote:
>>
>>> psykoexgirlfriend wrote:
>>>
>>>> mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote in news:foqvdq$4vq
>>>> $1 @aioe.org:
>>>>
>>>>>psykoexgirlfriend wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
>>>>>>news:4ne1r3pnce4ek2pb605mbjl9ii6hesp5fe@4ax.com:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:11:08 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:10:43 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>news:Mr2dnZavtOFpCTLanZ2dnUVZ_viunZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:20:44 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>news:0aOdnXLordkOuDLanZ2dnUVZ_v-hnZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 11:06:31 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:542dnV3BF7cNFjPanZ2dnUVZ_qbinZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>_Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew_ on VH1!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>So is it staged rehab or are these people really in need of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dr. Drew's services?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>They look like typical celebs au naturel (not all made and
>>>>>>>>>>>>gussied up), which is to say, fairly skanky.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>I didn't recognize anyone as I surfed shudd'ring by.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>You did not recognize Jeff Conaway from the series Taxi?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I don't even remember Jeff Conaway from _Taxi_, although that
>>>>>>>>>>was
>>>>
>>>> a
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>fine series, and I watched it and watch it from time to time.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>He was in Taxi for sure...I fell in love with him at that time
>>>>>>>>>and again when he played in *Grease*. I was horrified to see his
>>>>>>>>>condition on the new reality show and was freaked out by his
>>>>>>>>>girlfriend...scary she is.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You sound suspiciously familiar with this abomernation.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I wonder if Dr. Drew could help me?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>You have a much better chance of getting help from Dave.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>By using him as a bad example?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>at least sleeping 12 - 18 hours a day wont kill you.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>if you ate gum leaves too that would make you a koala bear.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>becoming a koala bear in my opinion is a fine goal in life to
>>>>>>pursue
>>>>>>
>>>>>Don't think I'd be happy on a diet like that. Perhaps employment as
>>>>>a drop bear would be similarly relaxed but with a much wider range
>>>>>of dietary choice.
>>>>
>>>> please explain what a drop bear is in your opinion
>>>
>>> They're why you do not go wandering about under eucalyptus trees,
>>> especially at night, unless you dab some vegemite behind your ears.
>>> They may be a relative of the koala or perhaps even a normal koala
>>> with a hankering for fresh meat.
>>
>> Now let's hear her version.
>
> chuckles....
>
> you know man eating koalas are a rare breed, but i would never mess
> with a wild koala that is on the ground cause they can be cranky things
>
> and they have got fuck off claws, you know for climbing trees, or
> skewering eyeballs, whatever the need may be.
>
> but why would a ravenous man eating koala be doing on the ground,( apart
> from the fact that is where humanity resides ) seeing as they prefer to
> sleep precariously perched in a gum tree, hmmm i thinks it might have
> something to do with koalas getting stoned off their little brain on gum
> leaves....then they drop....

They fall, not drop.
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

On Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:20:45 -0500, Shirley wrote:

> "mixed nuts" <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote in message
> news:forav1$69l$1@aioe.org...
>
>> psykoexgirlfriend wrote:
>>> mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote in news:foqvdq$4vq$1
>>> @aioe.org:
>>>
>>>>psykoexgirlfriend wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
>>>>>news:4ne1r3pnce4ek2pb605mbjl9ii6hesp5fe@4ax.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:11:08 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:10:43 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>news:Mr2dnZavtOFpCTLanZ2dnUVZ_viunZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:20:44 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>news:0aOdnXLordkOuDLanZ2dnUVZ_v-hnZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 11:06:31 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>news:542dnV3BF7cNFjPanZ2dnUVZ_qbinZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>_Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew_ on VH1!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>So is it staged rehab or are these people really in need of Dr.
>>>>>>>>>>>>Drew's services?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>They look like typical celebs au naturel (not all made and
>>>>>>>>>>>gussied up), which is to say, fairly skanky.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>I didn't recognize anyone as I surfed shudd'ring by.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>You did not recognize Jeff Conaway from the series Taxi?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I don't even remember Jeff Conaway from _Taxi_, although that was
>>>
>>> a
>>>
>>>>>>>>>fine series, and I watched it and watch it from time to time.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>He was in Taxi for sure...I fell in love with him at that time and
>>>>>>>>again when he played in *Grease*. I was horrified to see his
>>>>>>>>condition on the new reality show and was freaked out by his
>>>>>>>>girlfriend...scary she is.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You sound suspiciously familiar with this abomernation.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I wonder if Dr. Drew could help me?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You have a much better chance of getting help from Dave.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>By using him as a bad example?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>at least sleeping 12 - 18 hours a day wont kill you.
>>>>>>
>>>>>if you ate gum leaves too that would make you a koala bear.
>>>>>
>>>>>becoming a koala bear in my opinion is a fine goal in life to pursue
>>>>>
>>>>Don't think I'd be happy on a diet like that. Perhaps employment as a
>>>>drop bear would be similarly relaxed but with a much wider range of
>>>>dietary choice.
>>>>
>>> please explain what a drop bear is in your opinion
>>
>> They're why you do not go wandering about under eucalyptus trees,
>> especially at night, unless you dab some vegemite behind your ears.
>> They may be a relative of the koala or perhaps even a normal koala
>> with a hankering for fresh meat.
>
> I thought you were going to explain the fact that a drop bear resides in a
> tree, thus the droppings hit the unsuspected head of a poor human stupid
> enough to walk underneath the gum tree.

Naw, that's ordinary koalas, and they just pee on your head if they get
excited or alarmed, anyway.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"Ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah."

< _Shaun of the Dead_

 

"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
news:0ri1r3d2054c7ji76qg0m0uoa3kkc84gfd@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:18:33 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:12:02 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
> >
> >> On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:40:51 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:15:51 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:11:08 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> >>>> wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:10:43 -0500, Shirley wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> >>>>>> news:Mr2dnZavtOFpCTLanZ2dnUVZ_viunZ2d@giganews.com...
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:20:44 -0500, Shirley wrote:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>> news:0aOdnXLordkOuDLanZ2dnUVZ_v-hnZ2d@giganews.com...
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 11:06:31 -0500, Shirley wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>>>> news:542dnV3BF7cNFjPanZ2dnUVZ_qbinZ2d@giganews.com...
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> _Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew_ on VH1!
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> So is it staged rehab or are these people really in need of Dr.
Drew's
> >>>>>>>>>> services?
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> They look like typical celebs au naturel (not all made and
gussied up),
> >>>>>>>>> which is to say, fairly skanky.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> I didn't recognize anyone as I surfed shudd'ring by.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> You did not recognize Jeff Conaway from the series Taxi?
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> I don't even remember Jeff Conaway from _Taxi_, although that was
a fine
> >>>>>>> series, and I watched it and watch it from time to time.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> He was in Taxi for sure...I fell in love with him at that time and
again
> >>>>>> when he played in *Grease*. I was horrified to see his condition on
the new
> >>>>>> reality show and was freaked out by his girlfriend...scary she is.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>You sound suspiciously familiar with this abomernation.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>> I wonder if Dr. Drew could help me?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> You have a much better chance of getting help from Dave.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>By using him as a bad example?
> >>>>
> >>>> at least sleeping 12 - 18 hours a day wont kill you.
> >>>
> >>>That would make the remainder of the day fairly busy.
> >>
> >> surprisingly not. such is severe clinical depression.
> >
> >Don't the cats start worrying you? that is, reminding you that you have a
> >deal, that you are to feed them and shelter them and pet them and amuse
> >them, and in return they don't do nothin'?
> >
> >(If you're lucky <shudder>.)
>
> when im way depressed, or injured, they watch me carefully, and give
> me snuggles. when my dad was here this summer, a few hours after i
> came home from the hospital after shoulder surgery, i was sleeping on
> my side in bed and he saw molly right up on my side watching me
> closely. for a long time. until i woke up hours later.
>
> they are very attentive when things are off in my head or body. in
> fact, botticelli is curled up next to the monitor right now. but if i
> go into another room, shell follow me. they like keeping tabs on me,
> and like staying close to me when im illin.

Teh kitteis are sweet that way.

Smee

>
> --
> dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
>
> <This space for rent.>

 

"psykoexgirlfriend" <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:0w8sj.13724$421.5326@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote in news:foqvdq$4vq$1
> @aioe.org:
>
> > psykoexgirlfriend wrote:
> >> dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
> >> news:4ne1r3pnce4ek2pb605mbjl9ii6hesp5fe@4ax.com:
> >>
> >>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:11:08 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> >>>wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:10:43 -0500, Shirley wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> >>>>>news:Mr2dnZavtOFpCTLanZ2dnUVZ_viunZ2d@giganews.com...
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:20:44 -0500, Shirley wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>news:0aOdnXLordkOuDLanZ2dnUVZ_v-hnZ2d@giganews.com...
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 11:06:31 -0500, Shirley wrote:
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>>>news:542dnV3BF7cNFjPanZ2dnUVZ_qbinZ2d@giganews.com...
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>_Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew_ on VH1!
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>So is it staged rehab or are these people really in need of Dr.
> >>>>>>>>>Drew's services?
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>They look like typical celebs au naturel (not all made and
> >>>>>>>>gussied up), which is to say, fairly skanky.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>I didn't recognize anyone as I surfed shudd'ring by.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>You did not recognize Jeff Conaway from the series Taxi?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>I don't even remember Jeff Conaway from _Taxi_, although that was
> a
> >>>>>>fine series, and I watched it and watch it from time to time.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>He was in Taxi for sure...I fell in love with him at that time and
> >>>>>again when he played in *Grease*. I was horrified to see his
> >>>>>condition on the new reality show and was freaked out by his
> >>>>>girlfriend...scary she is.
> >>>>
> >>>>You sound suspiciously familiar with this abomernation.
> >>>>
> >>>>>>I wonder if Dr. Drew could help me?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>You have a much better chance of getting help from Dave.
> >>>>
> >>>>By using him as a bad example?
> >>>
> >>>at least sleeping 12 - 18 hours a day wont kill you.
> >>>
> >> if you ate gum leaves too that would make you a koala bear.
> >>
> >> becoming a koala bear in my opinion is a fine goal in life to pursue
> >>
> > Don't think I'd be happy on a diet like that. Perhaps employment as a
> > drop bear would be similarly relaxed but with a much wider range of
> > dietary choice.
> >
>
> please explain what a drop bear is in your opinion

*waves hand wildly over head*

Ask me! Oh please ask me!!

Smee

 

On Wed, 13 Feb 2008 07:35:02 GMT, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
bloviated:

>
>"psykoexgirlfriend" <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:0w8sj.13724$421.5326@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>> mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote in news:foqvdq$4vq$1
>> @aioe.org:
>>
>> > psykoexgirlfriend wrote:
>> >> dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
>> >> news:4ne1r3pnce4ek2pb605mbjl9ii6hesp5fe@4ax.com:
>> >>
>> >>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:11:08 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>> >>>wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:10:43 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>> >>>>
>> >>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> >>>>>news:Mr2dnZavtOFpCTLanZ2dnUVZ_viunZ2d@giganews.com...
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>>On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:20:44 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> >>>>>>>news:0aOdnXLordkOuDLanZ2dnUVZ_v-hnZ2d@giganews.com...
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 11:06:31 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> >>>>>>>>>news:542dnV3BF7cNFjPanZ2dnUVZ_qbinZ2d@giganews.com...
>> >>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>_Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew_ on VH1!
>> >>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>So is it staged rehab or are these people really in need of Dr.
>> >>>>>>>>>Drew's services?
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>They look like typical celebs au naturel (not all made and
>> >>>>>>>>gussied up), which is to say, fairly skanky.
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>I didn't recognize anyone as I surfed shudd'ring by.
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>You did not recognize Jeff Conaway from the series Taxi?
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>I don't even remember Jeff Conaway from _Taxi_, although that was
>> a
>> >>>>>>fine series, and I watched it and watch it from time to time.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>He was in Taxi for sure...I fell in love with him at that time and
>> >>>>>again when he played in *Grease*. I was horrified to see his
>> >>>>>condition on the new reality show and was freaked out by his
>> >>>>>girlfriend...scary she is.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>You sound suspiciously familiar with this abomernation.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>>>I wonder if Dr. Drew could help me?
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>You have a much better chance of getting help from Dave.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>By using him as a bad example?
>> >>>
>> >>>at least sleeping 12 - 18 hours a day wont kill you.
>> >>>
>> >> if you ate gum leaves too that would make you a koala bear.
>> >>
>> >> becoming a koala bear in my opinion is a fine goal in life to pursue
>> >>
>> > Don't think I'd be happy on a diet like that. Perhaps employment as a
>> > drop bear would be similarly relaxed but with a much wider range of
>> > dietary choice.
>> >
>>
>> please explain what a drop bear is in your opinion
>
>*waves hand wildly over head*
>
>Ask me! Oh please ask me!!
>
>Smee
>

Anyone? Anyone? Beuhler?

 

<pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:G4xsj.10044$Ch6.5840
@newssvr11.news.prodigy.net:

>
> "psykoexgirlfriend" <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:0w8sj.13724$421.5326@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>> mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote in news:foqvdq$4vq
$1
>> @aioe.org:
>>
>> > psykoexgirlfriend wrote:
>> >> dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
>> >> news:4ne1r3pnce4ek2pb605mbjl9ii6hesp5fe@4ax.com:
>> >>
>> >>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:11:08 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>> >>>wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:10:43 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>> >>>>
>> >>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> >>>>>news:Mr2dnZavtOFpCTLanZ2dnUVZ_viunZ2d@giganews.com...
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>>On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:20:44 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> >>>>>>>news:0aOdnXLordkOuDLanZ2dnUVZ_v-hnZ2d@giganews.com...
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 11:06:31 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> >>>>>>>>>news:542dnV3BF7cNFjPanZ2dnUVZ_qbinZ2d@giganews.com...
>> >>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>_Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew_ on VH1!
>> >>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>So is it staged rehab or are these people really in need of
Dr.
>> >>>>>>>>>Drew's services?
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>They look like typical celebs au naturel (not all made and
>> >>>>>>>>gussied up), which is to say, fairly skanky.
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>I didn't recognize anyone as I surfed shudd'ring by.
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>You did not recognize Jeff Conaway from the series Taxi?
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>I don't even remember Jeff Conaway from _Taxi_, although that
was
>> a
>> >>>>>>fine series, and I watched it and watch it from time to time.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>He was in Taxi for sure...I fell in love with him at that time
and
>> >>>>>again when he played in *Grease*. I was horrified to see his
>> >>>>>condition on the new reality show and was freaked out by his
>> >>>>>girlfriend...scary she is.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>You sound suspiciously familiar with this abomernation.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>>>I wonder if Dr. Drew could help me?
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>You have a much better chance of getting help from Dave.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>By using him as a bad example?
>> >>>
>> >>>at least sleeping 12 - 18 hours a day wont kill you.
>> >>>
>> >> if you ate gum leaves too that would make you a koala bear.
>> >>
>> >> becoming a koala bear in my opinion is a fine goal in life to
pursue
>> >>
>> > Don't think I'd be happy on a diet like that. Perhaps employment as
a
>> > drop bear would be similarly relaxed but with a much wider range of
>> > dietary choice.
>> >
>>
>> please explain what a drop bear is in your opinion
>
> *waves hand wildly over head*
>
> Ask me! Oh please ask me!!
>
> Smee


Smee

whats a drop bear?


headkase

>
>

 

"psykoexgirlfriend" <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:G4xsj.10044$Ch6.5840
> @newssvr11.news.prodigy.net:
>
> >
> > "psykoexgirlfriend" <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:0w8sj.13724$421.5326@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> >> mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote in news:foqvdq$4vq
> $1
> >> @aioe.org:
> >>
> >> > psykoexgirlfriend wrote:
> >> >> dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
> >> >> news:4ne1r3pnce4ek2pb605mbjl9ii6hesp5fe@4ax.com:
> >> >>
> >> >>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:11:08 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> >> >>>wrote:
> >> >>>
> >> >>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:10:43 -0500, Shirley wrote:
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> >> >>>>>news:Mr2dnZavtOFpCTLanZ2dnUVZ_viunZ2d@giganews.com...
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>>>On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:20:44 -0500, Shirley wrote:
> >> >>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> >> >>>>>>>news:0aOdnXLordkOuDLanZ2dnUVZ_v-hnZ2d@giganews.com...
> >> >>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 11:06:31 -0500, Shirley wrote:
> >> >>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> >> >>>>>>>>>news:542dnV3BF7cNFjPanZ2dnUVZ_qbinZ2d@giganews.com...
> >> >>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>_Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew_ on VH1!
> >> >>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>So is it staged rehab or are these people really in need of
> Dr.
> >> >>>>>>>>>Drew's services?
> >> >>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>They look like typical celebs au naturel (not all made and
> >> >>>>>>>>gussied up), which is to say, fairly skanky.
> >> >>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>I didn't recognize anyone as I surfed shudd'ring by.
> >> >>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>You did not recognize Jeff Conaway from the series Taxi?
> >> >>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>I don't even remember Jeff Conaway from _Taxi_, although that
> was
> >> a
> >> >>>>>>fine series, and I watched it and watch it from time to time.
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>>He was in Taxi for sure...I fell in love with him at that time
> and
> >> >>>>>again when he played in *Grease*. I was horrified to see his
> >> >>>>>condition on the new reality show and was freaked out by his
> >> >>>>>girlfriend...scary she is.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>You sound suspiciously familiar with this abomernation.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>>>I wonder if Dr. Drew could help me?
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>>You have a much better chance of getting help from Dave.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>By using him as a bad example?
> >> >>>
> >> >>>at least sleeping 12 - 18 hours a day wont kill you.
> >> >>>
> >> >> if you ate gum leaves too that would make you a koala bear.
> >> >>
> >> >> becoming a koala bear in my opinion is a fine goal in life to
> pursue
> >> >>
> >> > Don't think I'd be happy on a diet like that. Perhaps employment as
> a
> >> > drop bear would be similarly relaxed but with a much wider range of
> >> > dietary choice.
> >> >
> >>
> >> please explain what a drop bear is in your opinion
> >
> > *waves hand wildly over head*
> >
> > Ask me! Oh please ask me!!
> >
> > Smee
>
>
> Smee
>
> whats a drop bear?

*ahem*

According to the sainted and erudite Terry Pratchett, they are small
bear-like creatures with very hard bottoms. They hide up in trees till their
prey walks underneath, then drop on them (thus the "drop bear" name) to stun
the prey. If one should be so lucky as to escape a drop bear attack (hard to
do since drop bears live in groups), one can hear the "thuds" of drop bears
hitting the ground.

Mr. Pratchett doesn't mention what the drop bears do with the stunned prey,
but one assumes the bears are carniverous.

And that's what I know about drop bears.

Smee
>
>
> headkase
>
> >
> >
>