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??? rrock wrote:

> I can't resist posting this wrote:
>>
>> BAD! spellcheck BAD! Re:aresenic! See Puffy Ami Yumi pout!
>
> BAD! grammer BAD! see:teh r0o7z! See Puffy fuck Jane, fuckhead! ## S P A
> N K ##
>

LOL! I see. When you've got nothing to say go back to the old favorites..

I'll give you some time to think. Back in 1/2 an hour.

If not there is always another copy and paste you could steal.

 

Re: Johnny Dickdip needs an anatomy lesson (Re: And another spank

J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> On Sun I can't resist posting thiS
>>
>>Sorry a little slow today. What "D"?
>
>
> The fourth letter of the alphabet.
>

Oh, that one.

How about this from
http://www.jibjab.com/view/7069

Best Divorce Letter ever.

Dear Connie,
I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each
other during our
cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore.
The day you left, I swore
I'd never talk to you again. But that was just the
wounded little boy in me
talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one
to make contact. In my
fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling
back to me. I guess my
pride needed that. But now I see that my pride's
cost me a lot of things.
I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you. I don't
care about looking bad
anymore. I don't care who makes the first move as
long as one of us does.

Maybe it's time we let our hearts speak as loudly as
our hurt. And this is
what my heart says: "There's no one like you,
Connie." I look for you in the
eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but they're
not you. They're not even
close. Two weeks ago, I met this girl at Flamingos
and brought her home
with me. I don't say this to hurt you, but just to
illustrate the depth of
my desperation.

She was young, maybe 19, with one of those perfect
bodies that only youth
and maybe a childhood spent ice skating can give
you. I mean, just a perfect
body. Tits like you wouldn't believe and an ass
that just wouldn't quit.
Every man's dream, right? But as I sat on the couch
being blown by this
stunner, I thought, look at the stuff we've made
important in our lives. It
s all so superficial.

What does a perfect body mean? Does it make her
better in bed? Well, in
this case, yes, but you see what I'm getting at.
Does it make her a better
person? Does she have a better heart than my
moderately attractive Connie?
I doubt it. And I'd never really thought of that
before. I don't know,
maybe I'm just growing up a little. Later, after
I'd tossed her about a
half a pint of throat yogurt, I found myself
thinking, "Why do I feel so
drained and empty?" It wasn't just her flawless
technique or her slutty,
shameless hunger, but something else. Some nagging
feeling of
loss. Why did it feel so incomplete? And then it
hit me. It didn't feel
the same because you weren't there to watch. Do you
know what I mean?
Nothing feels the same without you. Jesus, Connie,
I'm just going crazy
without you. And everything I do just reminds me of
you.

Do you remember Carol, that single mom we met at the
Holiday Inn lounge last
year? Well, she dropped by last week with a pan of
lasagna. She said she
figured I wasn't eating right without a woman
around. I didn't know what she
meant till later, but that's not the real story.

Anyway, we had a few glasses of wine and the next
thing you know, we're
banging away in our old bedroom. And this tart's a
total monster in the
sack. She's giving me everything, you know, like a
real woman does when she
s not hung up about her weight or her career and
whether the kids can hear
us. And all of a sudden, she spots that tilting
mirror on your grandmother's
old vanity. So she puts it on the floor and we
straddle
it, right, so we can watch ourselves. And it's
totally hot, but it makes me
sad, too. Cause I can't help thinking, "Why didn't
Connie ever put the
mirror on the floor? We've had this old vanity for
what, 14 years, and we
never used it as a sex toy."

Saturday, your sister drops by with my copy of the
restraining order. I mean
Vicky's just a kid and all, but she's got a pretty
good head on her
shoulders and she's been a real friend to me during
this painful time. She's
given me lots of good advice about you and about
women in general. She's
pulling for us to get back together, Connie, she
really is. So we're doing
Jell-O shots in a hot bubble bath and talking about
happier times.
Here's this teenage girl with the same DNA as you
and all I can do is think
of how much she looked like you when you were 18.
And that just about makes
me cry. And then it turns out Vicky's really into
the whole anal thing, that
gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured
you about trying it and
how that probably fueled some of the bitterness
between us. But do you see
how even then, when I'm thrusting inside your baby
sister's cinnamon ring,
all I can do is think of you? It's true, Connie.
In your heart you must
know it. Don't you think we could start over? Just
wipe out all the
grievances away and start fresh? I think we can.

If you feel the same please, please, please let me
know. Otherwise, can you
let me know where the fucking remote is.

Love, Dan.

 

Re: ??? rrock needs an anatomy lesson (Re: And another spank Re: alt horrors still here?!

J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> On Sun, I can't resist posting this
> <jwd593@rcn.com> wrote:


>>
>>Now it's your turn.
>
>
> Go look in the aavfff posting statistics thread.
>
Sorry. I forgot it's quantity not quality or substance.

 

Re: J. Raoul Xemblinosky needs glasses (or a better newserver)

J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

>
> Pretty soon all that will be left on TV is sports, MTV, shopping, and
> Sunday morning preachers.
>
> ---
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Re: ??? rrock needs an anatomy lesson (Re: And another spank Re: alt horrors still here?!

On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 19:04:26 -0500, I can't resist posting this
<jwd593@rcn.com> wrote:

>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>> On Sun, I can't resist posting this
>> <jwd593@rcn.com> wrote:
>
>
>>>
>>>Now it's your turn.
>>
>>
>> Go look in the aavfff posting statistics thread.
>>
>Sorry. I forgot it's quantity not quality or substance.

Try reading all the way to the bottom.

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On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 19:05:57 -0500, I can't resist posting this
<jwd593@rcn.com> wrote:

>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>
>>
>> Pretty soon all that will be left on TV is sports, MTV, shopping, and
>> Sunday morning preachers.
>>
>> ---
>I miss Davey and Goliath.

I think Davey is one of the presenters on the "Dual Action Cleanse"
infomercial.

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J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

>
> Try reading all the way to the bottom.
>
Nope. Gimme the URL.

 

Re: J. Raoul Xemblinosky is still confused on gender (Re: And another



I can't resist posting this wrote:

> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 12:11:54 -0500, I can't resist posting this
>> <jwd593@rcn.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>> http://www.susans.org/reference/med5.html
>>
>>
>>
>> None for me, thanks. YMMV.
>>
>
> Now you are confusing "chicks with dicks" and the current topic.
>
> Don't forget to check before you stick it in.
>
> Say, you're not a fan of "Sleepaway Camp" are you?

What's "Sleepaway Camp"?

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in article 4737ae84$0$19656$4c368faf@roadrunner.com, ??? rrock at
invalid@address.here wrote on 11/11/07 8:37 PM:

>
>
> I can't resist posting this wrote:
>
>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>
>>> On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 12:11:54 -0500, I can't resist posting this
>>> <jwd593@rcn.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>> http://www.susans.org/reference/med5.html
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> None for me, thanks. YMMV.
>>>
>>
>> Now you are confusing "chicks with dicks" and the current topic.
>>
>> Don't forget to check before you stick it in.
>>
>> Say, you're not a fan of "Sleepaway Camp" are you?
>
> What's "Sleepaway Camp"?

*boggle* Is he propositioning you????

 

Re: jwd593@rcn.com needs an anatomy lesson (Re: And another spank



J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

> On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 14:36:40 -0600, ??? rrock <invalid@address.here>
> wrote:
>
>
>>
>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>
>>
>>>On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 07:42:59 -0500, I can't resist posting this
>>><jwd593@rcn.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>Suzieflame wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>><sniff> Is that female vaginal deodorant?
>>>
>>><guffaw> As opposed to what? *Male* vaginal deodorant?
>>>
>>
>><snort> As compared to what? shemale penile deodorant?
>
>
> <fart> You'd have to ask John W. Donaldson yourself.
<wheeze> Oh my fucking god die, why would anyone do that?

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Re: If Johnny is still confused on gender ( Re: alt horrors stillhere?!



J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

> On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 17:07:23 -0500, I can't resist posting this
> <jwd593@rcn.com> wrote:
>
>
>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>
>>>Maybe someone at alt.tasteless will care about your "male vagina."
>>>
>>
>>Maybe if I came at it in another way?
>
>
> It's your equipment, so to speak. Do as you like with it.

Ahh, so that's what he's speaking with.

>
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Re: J. Raoul Xemblinosky is still confused on gender (Re: And another spank Re: alt horrors still here?!

On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 21:02:55 -0500, Marcia <what@where.com> wrote:

>
>
>
>in article 4737ae84$0$19656$4c368faf@roadrunner.com, ??? rrock at
>invalid@address.here wrote on 11/11/07 8:37 PM:
>
>>
>>
>> I can't resist posting this wrote:
>>
>>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 12:11:54 -0500, I can't resist posting this
>>>> <jwd593@rcn.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> http://www.susans.org/reference/med5.html
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> None for me, thanks. YMMV.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Now you are confusing "chicks with dicks" and the current topic.
>>>
>>> Don't forget to check before you stick it in.
>>>
>>> Say, you're not a fan of "Sleepaway Camp" are you?
>>
>> What's "Sleepaway Camp"?
>
>*boggle* Is he propositioning you????

He mentions a *wife* in another thread. But then, Senator "Wide
Stance" Craig has a wife too.

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J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

> On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 17:17:44 -0500, I can't resist posting this
> <jwd593@rcn.com> wrote:
>
>
>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 14:36:40 -0600, ??? rrock <invalid@address.here>
>>>wrote:
>>
>>>>><guffaw> As opposed to what? *Male* vaginal deodorant?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>><snort> As compared to what? shemale penile deodorant?
>>>
>>>
>>><fart> You'd have to ask John W. Donaldson yourself.
>>>
>>
>>He did. Are you just visiting here between reruns?
>
>
> <heh> The Cowturds-Pissants game, if you really must know.
<hah> As if he knows the r0o7z!

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Re: ??? rrock needs an anatomy lesson (Re: And another spank Re: alt horrors still here?!

On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 19:33:03 -0500, I can't resist posting this
<jwd593@rcn.com> wrote:

>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>
>>
>> Try reading all the way to the bottom.
>>
>Nope. Gimme the URL.

Too cheap to buy a mouse with a scroll button?

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Re: jwd593@rcn.com needs an anatomy lesson (Re: And another spank Re: alt horrors still here?!

On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 20:02:11 -0600, ??? rrock <invalid@address.here>
wrote:

>
>
>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 14:36:40 -0600, ??? rrock <invalid@address.here>
>> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>
>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 07:42:59 -0500, I can't resist posting this
>>>><jwd593@rcn.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Suzieflame wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>><sniff> Is that female vaginal deodorant?
>>>>
>>>><guffaw> As opposed to what? *Male* vaginal deodorant?
>>><snort> As compared to what? shemale penile deodorant?
>> <fart> You'd have to ask John W. Donaldson yourself.
><wheeze> Oh my fucking god die, why would anyone do that?
<retch> Thanks - your post just made my dog fart.

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J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

> On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 17:59:42 -0500, I can't resist posting this
> <jwd593@rcn.com> wrote:
>
>
>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>
>>
>>>>Not since college.
>>>
>>>
>>>TARRANT COUNTY COLLEGE strikes again.
>>>
>>
>>Damn! Texas! You speak spanish?
>
>
> Nyet.

?? ????????.


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J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

> On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 16:53:00 -0600, ??? rrock <invalid@address.here>
> wrote:
>
>
>>
>>I can't resist posting this wrote:
>>
>>
>>>??? rrock wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 13:36:51 -0600, ??? rrock <invalid@address.here>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>><snicker> Does John Donaldson have a vagina?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>><wink> Does John Donalson shave a vagina?
>>>>
>>>
>>>Not since college.
>>
>>Snot in college.
>
> Snot what you think.
>
Snot what you wear.

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Re: Johnny Dickdip needs an anatomy lesson (Re: And another spank



J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

> On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 17:46:48 -0500, I can't resist posting this
> <jwd593@rcn.com> wrote:
>
>
>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 17:09:48 -0500, I can't resist posting this
>>><jwd593@rcn.com> wrote:
>>>
>>
>>>>>So *that's* what the "D" stands for.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Huh? What "D"? Did you mean the "d"?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>You're confused again.
>>>
>>
>>Sorry a little slow today. What "D"?
>
>
> The fourth letter of the alphabet.
>
The Ascii symbol for 68.


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Re: ?????y?t???????{ Re: And another spank Re: alt horrors still here?!

aoa rrock totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

>
>
>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 17:59:42 -0500, I can't resist posting this
>> <jwd593@rcn.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>>Not since college.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>TARRANT COUNTY COLLEGE strikes again.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Damn! Texas! You speak spanish?
>>
>>
>> Nyet.
>
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Re: J. Raoul Xemblinosky is still confused on gender (Re: And another

Marcia wrote:
> ??? rrock wrote

>>
>>What's "Sleepaway Camp"?
>
>
> *boggle* Is he propositioning you????
>

LOL! It's a good thing you can copy and paste. I doubt if you'd get
your handle right otherwise.