And another spank Re: alt horrors still here?!

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Suzieflame, Nov 11, 2007.

  1. J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    > On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 17:21:27 -0500, I can't resist posting this
    > <jwd593@rcn.com> wrote:
    >
    >
    >>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>


    >>><belch> Does John "Dickdip" Donaldson crave a vagina?
    >>>

    >>
    >>Why, you have an extra?

    >
    >
    > I'm not interested in your bizarre "susans.org" fantasies.
    >


    Damn! I had the needle and thread out and called a friend studying
    nursing...

    I already have a sharp knife, figured you'd just come over and in ten
    minutes we'd make a new man of you.
     
  2. Re: J. Raoul Xemblinosky needs glasses (or a better newserver)

    J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

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    >
    > <heh> The Cowturds-Pissants game, if you really must know.
    >

    Christ, How are they putting that on without writers?

    This could be the end of organized sports, next week the new reality
    show...Sunday football.
     
  3. Re: If Johnny is still confused on gender ( Re: alt horrors stillhere?!

    J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    > On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 17:07:23 -0500, I can't resist posting this
    > <jwd593@rcn.com> wrote:


    >>Maybe if I came at it in another way?

    >
    >
    > It's your equipment, so to speak. Do as you like with it.
    >

    I have in the past, but I got tired of wearing gloves to throw snowballs
    (so to speak)

    I can't any more lest my wife enroll me in a castrati choir.
     
  4. Re: Johnny Dickdip needs an anatomy lesson (Re: And another spank

    J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    > On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 17:09:48 -0500, I can't resist posting this
    > <jwd593@rcn.com> wrote:
    >


    >>>
    >>>So *that's* what the "D" stands for.
    >>>

    >>
    >>
    >>Huh? What "D"? Did you mean the "d"?

    >
    >
    >
    > You're confused again.
    >

    Sorry a little slow today. What "D"?
     
  5. Re: ??? rrock needs an anatomy lesson (Re: And another spank Re: alt horrors still here?!

    J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    > On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 17:15:08 -0500, I can't resist posting this
    > <jwd593@rcn.com> wrote:


    >>>

    >>
    >>What Republican Congressmen call an Airport Bathroom?

    >
    >
    > That wasn't bad. There may be hope for you yet.
    >

    Thanks

    Now it's your turn.
     
  6. ??? rrock

    ??? rrock Guest

    J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

    > On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 15:46:58 -0600, ??? rrock <invalid@address.here>
    > wrote:
    >
    >
    >>
    >>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>
    >>
    >>>On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 13:36:51 -0600, ??? rrock <invalid@address.here>
    >>>wrote:
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>>I can't resist posting this wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>>Suzieflame wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>><sniff> Is that female vaginal deodorant?
    >>>>
    >>>><glare> Is that an empty line of text?
    >>>
    >>><snicker> Does John Donaldson have a vagina?

    >>
    >><wink> Does John Donalson shave a vagina?

    >
    > <belch> Does John "Dickdip" Donaldson crave a vagina?


    <fart> Does John "DiceDick" Donaldson carve a vagina?

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    >
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  7. ??? rrock

    ??? rrock Guest

    I can't resist posting this wrote:

    > ??? rrock wrote:
    >
    >>
    >>
    >> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 13:36:51 -0600, ??? rrock <invalid@address.here>
    >>> wrote:

    >
    >
    >>>
    >>> <snicker> Does John Donaldson have a vagina?

    >>
    >>
    >> <wink> Does John Donalson shave a vagina?
    >>

    > Not since college.

    Snot in college.

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  8. ??? rrock

    ??? rrock Guest

    I can't resist posting this wrote:

    > J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >
    >> ??? rrock <invalid@address.here> wrote:
    >>
    >>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> ??? rrock <invalid@address.here>
    >>>>
    >>>> <snicker> Does John Donaldson have a vagina?
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> <wink> Does John Donalson shave a vagina?

    >>
    >>
    >> <belch> Does John "Dickdip" Donaldson crave a vagina?
    >>

    >
    > Why, you have an extra?

    Because, i tip well.

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  9. ??? rrock wrote:
    >


    >
    > <fart> Does John "DiceDick" Donaldson carve a vagina?
    >



    "To know death Otto, you have to fuck life... in the gall bladder!"
     
  10. J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

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    >>Not since college.

    >
    >
    > TARRANT COUNTY COLLEGE strikes again.
    >

    Damn! Texas! You speak spanish?
     
  11. ??? rrock

    ??? rrock Guest

    I can't resist posting this wrote:

    > ??? rrock wrote:
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    >>
    >>
    >> I can't resist posting this wrote:

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    >
    >>>>
    >>>
    >>> Sloppy "delete" Old mouse--no scroll wheel. Damn, spanked twice.

    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> BAD! mouse BAD! No aresenic! See Puffy pout!
    >>

    >
    > BAD! spellcheck BAD! Re:aresenic! See Puffy Ami Yumi pout!

    BAD! grammer BAD! see:teh r0o7z! See Puffy fuck Jane, fuckhead! ## S P A N K ##

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  12. On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 16:53:00 -0600, ??? rrock <invalid@address.here>
    wrote:

    >
    >
    >I can't resist posting this wrote:
    >
    >> ??? rrock wrote:
    >>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 13:36:51 -0600, ??? rrock <invalid@address.here>
    >>>> wrote:

    >>
    >>
    >>>>
    >>>> <snicker> Does John Donaldson have a vagina?
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> <wink> Does John Donalson shave a vagina?
    >>>

    >> Not since college.

    >Snot in college.

    Snot what you think.

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  13. Re: ??? rrock needs an anatomy lesson (Re: And another spank Re: alt horrors still here?!

    On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 17:47:50 -0500, I can't resist posting this
    <jwd593@rcn.com> wrote:

    >J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >> On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 17:15:08 -0500, I can't resist posting this
    >> <jwd593@rcn.com> wrote:

    >
    >>>>
    >>>
    >>>What Republican Congressmen call an Airport Bathroom?

    >>
    >>
    >> That wasn't bad. There may be hope for you yet.
    >>

    >Thanks
    >
    >Now it's your turn.


    Go look in the aavfff posting statistics thread.

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  14. Re: Johnny Dickdip needs an anatomy lesson (Re: And another spank Re: alt horrors still here?!

    On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 17:46:48 -0500, I can't resist posting this
    <jwd593@rcn.com> wrote:

    >J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >> On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 17:09:48 -0500, I can't resist posting this
    >> <jwd593@rcn.com> wrote:
    >>

    >
    >>>>
    >>>>So *that's* what the "D" stands for.
    >>>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>Huh? What "D"? Did you mean the "d"?

    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> You're confused again.
    >>

    >Sorry a little slow today. What "D"?


    The fourth letter of the alphabet.

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  15. Re: J. Raoul Xemblinosky needs glasses (or a better newserver)

    On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 17:42:29 -0500, I can't resist posting this
    <jwd593@rcn.com> wrote:

    >J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >
    >>
    >>
    >> <heh> The Cowturds-Pissants game, if you really must know.
    >>

    >Christ, How are they putting that on without writers?


    I don't know... I usually just leave the TV on with the sound turned
    off.


    >This could be the end of organized sports, next week the new reality
    >show...Sunday football.


    Pretty soon all that will be left on TV is sports, MTV, shopping, and
    Sunday morning preachers.

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  16. Re: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 16:31:00 -0600, ??? rrock <invalid@address.here>
    wrote:

    >
    >
    >J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >
    >> On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 15:53:54 -0600, ??? rrock <invalid@address.here>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>
    >>>
    >>>I can't resist posting this wrote:
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>>??? rrock wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>>><guffaw> As opposed to what? *Male* vaginal deodorant?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>><snort> As compared to what? shemale penile deodorant?
    >>>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>Dick dip?
    >>>
    >>>Dick dope?

    >>
    >> Dick depot?
    >>

    >Duck dick?


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dig_Dug


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  17. ??? rrock

    ??? rrock Guest

    Re: ??? rrock needs an anatomy lesson (Re: And another spank Re: alt horrors still here?!



    I can't resist posting this wrote:

    > ??? rrock wrote:
    >
    >> I can't resist posting this wrote:
    >>
    >>> ??? rrock wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>> <guffaw> As opposed to what? *Male* vaginal deodorant?
    >>>>>
    >>>> <snort> As compared to what? shemale penile deodorant?
    >>>
    >>> Dick dip?

    >>
    >> Dick dope?
    >>

    > No, too much of a chance of burning my scrotum...


    So, to munch in a hunch of burying your scrotum.

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  18. ??? rrock

    ??? rrock Guest

    Re: ??? rrock needs an anatomy lesson (Re: And another spank Re: alt horrors still here?!



    I can't resist posting this wrote:

    > J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    >
    >> On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 15:53:54 -0600, ??? rrock <invalid@address.here>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>
    >>>
    >>> I can't resist posting this wrote:

    >
    >
    >>>> Dick dip?
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Dick dope?

    >>
    >>
    >> Dick depot?
    >>

    > What Republican Congressmen call an Airport Bathroom?

    Lowering taxes.


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    And lo, it was evening and it was morning and there
    were already two ways to store Unicode.
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