Oh no! Ma'am! Uh-uh! That ain't me at all. If I were a Spice Girl, I'd be Sporty Spice. As all of my outerwear are either hoodies or pullovers. I own one sweater. It's a black sweater vest that I wore under a suit for my dear grandmothers funeral. It was in late December and it was 20 degrees outside. I haven't wore it since.
Eek! Not to be a judgemental bitch, but that sounds a little high maintenance? Or perhaps I'm so used to looking at men wearing coveralls, mismatched boots, flannel shirts and covered head to toe in cow sh!t that I've lost all perspective.
He spends all day in the field cleaning up environmental messes. Hardhats, coveralls and the occasional chemical mask. He only wears them to go out...but yah...he likes to look good.
I've clearly lost all perspective. I wonder if there's a support group for women trapped in the fashionless vastness that is the American Heartland?
No you haven't. You just know what you like...is all. I personally love the blue collar look. Dirty, unshaven, lots of tattoos...ya know, construction, mechanics...rough hands...I digress. I have to go be alone...
Ohhhhhh yeah. And dark hair. He's gotta have dark hair. And he never dresses up but the first time you invite him to meet your parents he surprises you by cleaning up and wearing a blazer with a crisp white t-shirt underneath it and jeans... *sigh* I really need to seek out some therapy.
...and I don't care if he makes a good impression on my parents. They've disappointed me on many occasions.
It's okay to love your pets....it's just NOT okay to loooove (AKA Fuk) your pets. Are you a one ball man now?
No , the nut loss was due to being kicked by a sheep. That was a baaaa--d experience. The cat incident is part of the reason that in real life I am most frequently called Ugly Scarface Asshole.
My parents seriously disapproved of my ex and they're actually pretty decent people so I'd hate to disppoint them twice. I would bring eddo home to meet them but the cold and snow make him cry like a wee girl.
