ABOUT FLONKING

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by pms, Oct 11, 2007.

  1. In article <x8udnaV6hb9hEpLanZ2dnUVZ_uLinZ2d@giganews.com>,
    mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote:

    > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:14:24 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
    >
    > > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:02:52 -0400, in alt.usenet.kooks, mimus
    > > <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> bloviated:
    > >
    > >>On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 04:20:40 -0700, psykoexgirlfriend wrote:
    > >>
    > >>>> Might as well install a web-cam in my forehead.
    > >>>
    > >>> oh please do.....you can then be cyberflonkinmimus, then we make and
    > >>> market a plush toy of you.
    > >>> the toy for the 21st century child. a no freaking hugs
    > >>> cyberfrlonkingmimus.
    > >>>
    > >>> i am onto something i tell ya.
    > >>
    > >>I find this thread verging even further on the edge of the objectionable.

    > >
    > > I wonder if we take Minus to one of those make-a-bear places if they
    > > will fill him for us.

    >
    > "Make-a-bear places"? you mean a taxidermist's?


    you too have the right to bear places

    arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
    from the collective unconsciousness of odd bodkins
    sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
     
  2. ???hw??f

    ???hw??f Guest

    On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:00:12 -0700
    mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges
    <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:

    > In article <u7jtg358hsaik0gqce9jbkhmo5uqoeln4s@4ax.com>,
    > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >
    > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:20:25 -0700, in the land of
    > > alt.usenet.kooks, mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des
    > > anges<mair_fheal@yahoo.com> got double secret probation for
    > > writing:
    > >
    > > >In article <cMadnYdRcrWCXZPanZ2dnUVZ_u-unZ2d@giganews.com>,
    > > > mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote:
    > > >
    > > >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 17:22:32 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > > >greykitten> tomys des anges wrote:
    > > >>
    > > >> > In article <iN-dnQmhmvjILJPanZ2dnUVZ_tLinZ2d@giganews.com>,
    > > >> > mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote:
    > > >> >
    > > >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:59:53 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
    > > >> >>
    > > >> >> > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:07:32 -0400, mimus
    > > ><tinmimus99@hotmail.com>> >> > wrote:
    > > >> >> >
    > > >> >> >>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, dave hillstrom
    > > >wrote:> >> >>
    > > >> >> >>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus
    > > ><jade@netk0o0oks.org>> >> >>> wrote:
    > > >> >> >>>
    > > >> >> >>>>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms
    > > ><jda000111@hotmail.com> > >> >>>>wrote:
    > > >> >> >>>>
    > > >> >> >>>>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS
    > > >> >> >>>>>
    > > >> >> >>>>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME
    > > >> >> >>>>>
    > > >> >> >>>>>WHAT I FOUND:
    > > >> >> >>>>>
    > > >> >> >>>>>What IS Dwile Flonking?
    > > >> >> >>>>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and
    > > >have the beer-> >> >>>>>soaked dwile flung at them.
    > > >> >> >>>>>
    > > >> >> >>>>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old
    > > >past tense of > >> >>>>>fling;
    > > >> >> >>>>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the
    > > >Flemish 'dweil'.> >> >>>>
    > > >> >> >>>>I spit on the Flemish!
    > > >> >> >>>>
    > > >> >> >>>>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC
    > > >provides > >> >>>>>photos
    > > >> >> >>>>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the interested
    > > >would-be > >> >>>>>flonker
    > > >> >> >>>>>is well-advised to study them closely.
    > > >> >> >>>>
    > > >> >> >>>>The best way to understand flonking is to watch
    > > >everything Mimus > >> >>>>does
    > > >> >> >>>>and mimic it.
    > > >> >> >>>
    > > >> >> >>> unless im posting a lot. them watch
    > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!> >> >>
    > > >> >> >>You're retired, Hillstrom, "emeritus", face it, you'll
    > > >never get it > >> >>back.
    > > >> >> >>
    > > >> >> >>Call-in radio at best.
    > > >> >> >
    > > >> >> > ive been emeritus for YEARS. so have YOU. neener.
    > > >> >>
    > > >> >> Am I on the air?
    > > >> >
    > > >> > is this mike live?
    > > >>
    > > >> Good evening, from the alt.* hierarchy.
    > > >>
    > > >> Tonight we're going out into the crowd, and seeing what's on
    > > >our readers'> minds.
    > > >
    > > >scalps
    > > >floppy hats
    > > >berets
    > > >

    > > These are a few of my favorite things.

    >
    > a babys arm holding an apple
    >


    When I see this it just GLADDENS MY HEART...knowing that Frank Zappa
    has touched another childs soul with his words of enlightenment,
    disco boy.

    --
    www.tearitdown.org
     
  3. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:18:05 -0400, in
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    bloviated:

    >On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:14:24 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
    >
    >> On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:02:52 -0400, in alt.usenet.kooks, mimus
    >> <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> bloviated:
    >>
    >>>On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 04:20:40 -0700, psykoexgirlfriend wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>> Might as well install a web-cam in my forehead.
    >>>>
    >>>> oh please do.....you can then be cyberflonkinmimus, then we make and
    >>>> market a plush toy of you.
    >>>> the toy for the 21st century child. a no freaking hugs
    >>>> cyberfrlonkingmimus.
    >>>>
    >>>> i am onto something i tell ya.
    >>>
    >>>I find this thread verging even further on the edge of the objectionable.

    >>
    >> I wonder if we take Minus to one of those make-a-bear places if they
    >> will fill him for us.

    >
    >"Make-a-bear places"? you mean a taxidermist's?


    No.
     
  4. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 09:19:30 -0600, in
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    bloviated:

    >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:53:07 GMT
    >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
    >
    >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in
    >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
    >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> bloviated:
    >>
    >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT
    >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
    >> >
    >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in
    >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
    >> >> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
    >> >>
    >> >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus
    >> >> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
    >> >> >
    >> >> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms
    >> ><jda000111@hotmail.com>> >wrote:>
    >> >> >>>
    >> >> >>>
    >> >> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS
    >> >> >>>
    >> >> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME
    >> >> >>>
    >> >> >>>WHAT I FOUND:
    >> >> >>>
    >> >> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking?
    >> >> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have the
    >> >> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them.
    >> >> >>>
    >> >> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past tense
    >> >of> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the
    >> >Flemish> >'dweil'.>>
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >>I spit on the Flemish!
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC
    >> >provides> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the
    >> >interested> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them
    >> >closely.> >>
    >> >> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything
    >> >Mimus> >does>and mimic it.
    >> >> >
    >> >> >unless im posting a lot. them watch meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
    >> >>
    >> >> Dimmy, is that you?
    >> >
    >> >Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING YOUR
    >> >LEG.
    >> >
    >> >FYI
    >> >HTH
    >> >HAND

    >>
    >> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident.

    >
    >OMG! Now I'm all sad :(


    They ran away.
     
  5. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 09:25:35 -0600, in
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    bloviated:

    >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:51:55 GMT
    >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
    >
    >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:18:49 -0600, in
    >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
    >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> bloviated:
    >>
    >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 18:30:32 -0700
    >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
    >> >
    >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 02:01:31 +0100, in the land of
    >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Steve Leyland"
    >> >> <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> got double
    >> >secret> probation for writing:
    >> >>
    >> >> >Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being
    >> >called> >pms stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to
    >> >usenet:> >
    >> >> >: On 10 Okt, 21:47, Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
    >> >> >: : On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms
    >> >> ><jda000...@hotmail.com>: : wrote:
    >> >> >: :
    >> >> >: : : IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS
    >> >> >: :
    >> >> >: : : NOBODY WILL TELL ME
    >> >> >: :
    >> >> >: : : WHAT I FOUND:
    >> >> >: :
    >> >> >: : : What IS Dwile Flonking?
    >> >> >: : : Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have
    >> >> >the beer-: : : soaked dwile flung at them.
    >> >> >: :
    >> >> >: : : 'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past
    >> >> >tense of: : : fling; and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth,
    >> >from> >the Flemish: : : 'dweil'.
    >> >> >: :
    >> >> >: : I spit on the Flemish!
    >> >> >: :
    >> >> >: : : Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC
    >> >> >provides: : : photos of seasoned flonkers here and here and
    >> >the> >interested: : : would-be flonker is well-advised to study
    >> >them> >closely.: :
    >> >> >: : The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything
    >> >> >Mimus: : does and mimic it.
    >> >> >: :
    >> >> >: : Jade-
    >> >> >:
    >> >> >: http://www.meow.org/flonk/albums.php
    >> >> >:
    >> >> >: I found this. It tells me that the flonkers are meowers and
    >> >> >ordinary: people.
    >> >> >
    >> >> >there are ordinary people here?
    >> >>
    >> >> Ordinarily no.
    >> >>
    >> >Its all about LEG HUMPING.
    >> >Alow me to demonstrate on aratz...for the next *month*.
    >> >Mheh.

    >>
    >> Ordinarily I'd ask what the fuck you just mumbled.

    >
    >
    >I could never hump a disadvantaged legless man....
    >
    >You know reading this flonk thread is alot like smoking
    >pot...without actually smoking pot...


    Just think if they colorized it.
     
  6. In article <nyvPi.362$5c.73@bignews1.bellsouth.net>,
    "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote:

    > "mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges"
    > <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote in message
    > news:mair_fheal-0D2E3A.13144611102007@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net...
    > > In article <f4vPi.346$5c.42@bignews1.bellsouth.net>,
    > > "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote:
    > >
    > >> "Meat Plow" <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
    > >> news:1aihv9.a9j.19.1@news.alt.net...
    > >> > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:07:46 -0400, Shirley wrote:
    > >> >
    > >> >>
    > >> >> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    > >> >> news:91tsg398fveb2jvj359k875ou430t74386@4ax.com...
    > >> >>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:56:19 -0700, in
    > >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > >> >>> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    > >> >>>
    > >> >>>>In article <bbqsg35vgcpfavjvsu63buj0n75kde5vrj@4ax.com>,
    > >> >>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> >>>>
    > >> >>>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:35:15 -0700, in
    > >> >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > >> >>>>> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    > >> >>>>>
    > >> >>>>> >In article <tcnsg3d80t4hn72to9timd7f4ssh2oc5en@4ax.com>,
    > >> >>>>> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> >>>>> >
    > >> >>>>> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:06:19 -0700, in
    > >> >>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > >> >>>>> >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    > >> >>>>> >>
    > >> >>>>> >> >In article <aohsg3ljc5qgi8mv0tmhk7g1labuo41a5k@4ax.com>,
    > >> >>>>> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> >>>>> >> >
    > >> >>>>> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in
    > >> >>>>> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
    > >> >>>>> >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    > >> >>>>> >> >> bloviated:
    > >> >>>>> >> >>
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >with:
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >>
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >><jda000111@hotmail.com>
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >wrote:>
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>WHAT I FOUND:
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking?
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>have
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>the
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them.
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>tense
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>of
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >Flemish
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >'dweil'.>>
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>I spit on the Flemish!
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>provides
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >interested
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them closely.
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>everything
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>Mimus
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >does>and mimic it.
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >unless im posting a lot. them watch
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >>
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >> Dimmy, is that you?
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >YOUR
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >LEG.
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >FYI
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >HTH
    > >> >>>>> >> >> >HAND
    > >> >>>>> >> >>
    > >> >>>>> >> >> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident.
    > >> >>>>> >> >
    > >> >>>>> >> >a silly millimeter longer
    > >> >>>>> >> >
    > >> >>>>> >> >give my regards to benson
    > >> >>>>> >>
    > >> >>>>> >> So am I the govenor?
    > >> >>>>> >
    > >> >>>>> >depends
    > >> >>>>> >
    > >> >>>>> >are you a pair of rapidly spinning balls?
    > >> >>>>> >
    > >> >>>>>
    > >> >>>>> You mean there is a Bolo out for me?
    > >> >>>>
    > >> >>>>the flonk is a pretty tank
    > >> >>>>that smells badly
    > >> >>>>
    > >> >>>
    > >> >>> Nose in need of calibration?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> <pops corn>
    > >> >>
    > >> >> <pulls up chair>
    > >> >>
    > >> >> <sells tickets>
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Are you gonna punch watcha callit in the nose?
    > >> >
    > >> > Shirley you jest?
    > >> >
    > >>
    > >> <sigh>
    > >>
    > >> <looks innocent>
    > >>
    > >> Why yes...I am.

    > >
    > > hi jest
    > > how ya doing

    >
    > Hello!
    >
    > I have been jesting since the day I was born.


    i havent met too many jestines

    arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
    from the collective unconsciousness of odd bodkins
    sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
     
  7. In article <m25vg3plms71v1sq5fgf8ni87ceuofk9b3@4ax.com>,
    Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 09:19:30 -0600, in
    > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    > bloviated:
    >
    > >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:53:07 GMT
    > >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
    > >
    > >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in
    > >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
    > >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> bloviated:
    > >>
    > >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT
    > >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
    > >> >
    > >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in
    > >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
    > >> >> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus
    > >> >> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms
    > >> ><jda000111@hotmail.com>> >wrote:>
    > >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS
    > >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME
    > >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >>>WHAT I FOUND:
    > >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking?
    > >> >> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have the
    > >> >> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them.
    > >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past tense
    > >> >of> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the
    > >> >Flemish> >'dweil'.>>
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >>I spit on the Flemish!
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC
    > >> >provides> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the
    > >> >interested> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them
    > >> >closely.> >>
    > >> >> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything
    > >> >Mimus> >does>and mimic it.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> >unless im posting a lot. them watch meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Dimmy, is that you?
    > >> >
    > >> >Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING YOUR
    > >> >LEG.
    > >> >
    > >> >FYI
    > >> >HTH
    > >> >HAND
    > >>
    > >> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident.

    > >
    > >OMG! Now I'm all sad :(

    >
    > They ran away.


    i was sad i had no shoes
    then i met a man who had no usenet access

    arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
    from the collective unconsciousness of odd bodkins
    sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
     
  8. John \C\

    John \C\ Guest

    "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message
    news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vector...
    On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 -0500
    "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith
    with:

    >
    > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message
    > news:20071011091956.37d518ea@vector...
    > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT
    > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith
    > > with:
    > >
    > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in
    > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
    > > > <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
    > > >
    > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus
    > > > ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
    > > > >
    > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms
    > > > ><jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote:>
    > > > >>>
    > > > >>>
    > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS
    > > > >>>
    > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME
    > > > >>>
    > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND:
    > > > >>>
    > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking?
    > > > >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have
    > > > >the beer->>soaked dwile flung at them.
    > > > >>>
    > > > >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past
    > > > >tense of fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from
    > > > >the Flemish'dweil'.>>
    > > > >>
    > > > >>I spit on the Flemish!
    > > > >>
    > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC
    > > > >provides photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the
    > > > >interested would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them
    > > > >closely.>
    > > > >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything
    > > > >Mimus does>and mimic it.
    > > > >
    > > > >unless im posting a lot. them watch
    > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
    > > >
    > > > Dimmy, is that you?

    > >
    > > Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING YOUR
    > > LEG.

    >
    > Be sure to bring a lint brush so he can clean the fur off his
    > trousers!
    >

    And the splinters out of my cock apparently :(

    One, two, or three wooden legs?
     
  9. Daedalus

    Daedalus Guest

    On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:11:49 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    wrote:

    >On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:51:40 GMT, in
    >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "MCP"
    ><gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk> bloviated:
    >
    >>
    >>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >>news:m1uug35efjqv1ejrqa5c7igt1kfalngdf3@4ax.com...
    >>> On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 07:56:00 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks, "MCP"
    >>> <gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk> bloviated:
    >>>
    >>>>
    >>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>news:aohsg3ljc5qgi8mv0tmhk7g1labuo41a5k@4ax.com...
    >>>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in
    >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >>>>> bloviated:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT
    >>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in
    >>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
    >>>>>>> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus
    >>>>>>> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
    >>>>>>> >
    >>>>>>> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms <jda000111@hotmail.com>
    >>>>>>> >wrote:>
    >>>>>>> >>>
    >>>>>>> >>>
    >>>>>>> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS
    >>>>>>> >>>
    >>>>>>> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME
    >>>>>>> >>>
    >>>>>>> >>>WHAT I FOUND:
    >>>>>>> >>>
    >>>>>>> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking?
    >>>>>>> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have the
    >>>>>>> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them.
    >>>>>>> >>>
    >>>>>>> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past tense of
    >>>>>>> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the Flemish
    >>>>>>> >'dweil'.>>
    >>>>>>> >>
    >>>>>>> >>I spit on the Flemish!
    >>>>>>> >>
    >>>>>>> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC provides
    >>>>>>> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the interested
    >>>>>>> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them closely.
    >>>>>>> >>
    >>>>>>> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything Mimus
    >>>>>>> >does>and mimic it.
    >>>>>>> >
    >>>>>>> >unless im posting a lot. them watch meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Dimmy, is that you?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING YOUR LEG.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>FYI
    >>>>>>HTH
    >>>>>>HAND
    >>>>>
    >>>>> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident.
    >>>>
    >>>>Were you dropped on your stoopid head at birth, Ratty???
    >>>>
    >>>
    >>> That folks is Piggy. One of the *core* soc.fr00t posters. Well
    >>> respected for his writings, including the masterpiece of introspection
    >>> "Dialogs with Shorty, My Penis" and his classic musical attack upon
    >>> the medical establishment "Gimme Back My Balls". His most famous
    >>> monograph, of course, was the psychologically chilling "I Hate My
    >>> Mommy Because She Cut Off My Foreskin".
    >>>
    >>> A dedicated researcher of anything written by anyone else he believes
    >>> supports his case that "Mommy was EVIL" Mr Piggy will copy-n-paste any
    >>> old tripe. This places him in high esteem within the ranks of the
    >>> soc.fr00ts, since he gives the appearance of having a slight amount of
    >>> literacy. As you can also see Mr. Piggy is well versed in the
    >>> incoherent burbling and manic frothing in which the more educated and
    >>> refined of the soc.ft00t posters engage.
    >>>
    >>> I've taken the opportunity to open a dialog with the soc.fr00ts so
    >>> that we might discuss the finer points of Mr. Piggy's style and wit.

    >>
    >>Did you write that all by your little self, Mr Fr00tcake..or did AnUs help
    >>you?
    >>

    >
    >No, Jade is a much more creative writer than I am.
    >


    Not. <-----------Creative burst, right there folks. See? I've got a
    Grapes of Wrath in me somewhere. I knows it!

    >I know the concept of writing as a creative venture boggles your
    >simple mind, Piggy. But I must ask you, where do you suppose those
    >articles you cut-n-paste come from?
    >
    >Thinking persons write them, drawing from a multiplicity of sources
    >that create a gestalt of thought from which words are formed and
    >placed into a written format.
    >
    >I do understand this is a process quite foreign to you and the
    >soc.fr00ts at large, but I felt it needed to be explained in hopes
    >that you could all grow from the experience.
    >
    >Please put that back, when I said grow, I did not mean that, now zip
    >it up, that's a good boy.


    Cutnpaste some of your scatalogical song lyrics for Ratz, Piggy.

    I'm sure he'd be amused to see that you're working your way toward
    becoming a Connor clone. I bet you two have long irc chats through the
    night about assholes and shit, don't you?

    Jade
     
  10. MCP

    MCP Guest

    "Daedalus" <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message
    news:20hvg39lblvvga9o5ooe2a14dvvlj3lohd@4ax.com...
    > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:11:49 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    > wrote:
    >
    >>On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:51:40 GMT, in
    >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "MCP"
    >><gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk> bloviated:
    >>
    >>>
    >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >>>news:m1uug35efjqv1ejrqa5c7igt1kfalngdf3@4ax.com...
    >>>> On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 07:56:00 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks, "MCP"
    >>>> <gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk> bloviated:
    >>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>news:aohsg3ljc5qgi8mv0tmhk7g1labuo41a5k@4ax.com...
    >>>>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in
    >>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >>>>>> bloviated:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT
    >>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in
    >>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
    >>>>>>>> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus
    >>>>>>>> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
    >>>>>>>> >
    >>>>>>>> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms <jda000111@hotmail.com>
    >>>>>>>> >wrote:>
    >>>>>>>> >>>
    >>>>>>>> >>>
    >>>>>>>> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS
    >>>>>>>> >>>
    >>>>>>>> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME
    >>>>>>>> >>>
    >>>>>>>> >>>WHAT I FOUND:
    >>>>>>>> >>>
    >>>>>>>> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking?
    >>>>>>>> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have the
    >>>>>>>> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them.
    >>>>>>>> >>>
    >>>>>>>> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past tense of
    >>>>>>>> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the Flemish
    >>>>>>>> >'dweil'.>>
    >>>>>>>> >>
    >>>>>>>> >>I spit on the Flemish!
    >>>>>>>> >>
    >>>>>>>> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC provides
    >>>>>>>> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the interested
    >>>>>>>> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them closely.
    >>>>>>>> >>
    >>>>>>>> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything Mimus
    >>>>>>>> >does>and mimic it.
    >>>>>>>> >
    >>>>>>>> >unless im posting a lot. them watch meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Dimmy, is that you?
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING YOUR LEG.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>FYI
    >>>>>>>HTH
    >>>>>>>HAND
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Were you dropped on your stoopid head at birth, Ratty???
    >>>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> That folks is Piggy. One of the *core* soc.fr00t posters. Well
    >>>> respected for his writings, including the masterpiece of introspection
    >>>> "Dialogs with Shorty, My Penis" and his classic musical attack upon
    >>>> the medical establishment "Gimme Back My Balls". His most famous
    >>>> monograph, of course, was the psychologically chilling "I Hate My
    >>>> Mommy Because She Cut Off My Foreskin".
    >>>>
    >>>> A dedicated researcher of anything written by anyone else he believes
    >>>> supports his case that "Mommy was EVIL" Mr Piggy will copy-n-paste any
    >>>> old tripe. This places him in high esteem within the ranks of the
    >>>> soc.fr00ts, since he gives the appearance of having a slight amount of
    >>>> literacy. As you can also see Mr. Piggy is well versed in the
    >>>> incoherent burbling and manic frothing in which the more educated and
    >>>> refined of the soc.ft00t posters engage.
    >>>>
    >>>> I've taken the opportunity to open a dialog with the soc.fr00ts so
    >>>> that we might discuss the finer points of Mr. Piggy's style and wit.
    >>>
    >>>Did you write that all by your little self, Mr Fr00tcake..or did AnUs
    >>>help
    >>>you?
    >>>

    >>
    >>No, Jade is a much more creative writer than I am.
    >>

    >
    > Not. <-----------Creative burst, right there folks. See? I've got a
    > Grapes of Wrath in me somewhere. I knows it!
    >
    >>I know the concept of writing as a creative venture boggles your
    >>simple mind, Piggy. But I must ask you, where do you suppose those
    >>articles you cut-n-paste come from?
    >>
    >>Thinking persons write them, drawing from a multiplicity of sources
    >>that create a gestalt of thought from which words are formed and
    >>placed into a written format.
    >>
    >>I do understand this is a process quite foreign to you and the
    >>soc.fr00ts at large, but I felt it needed to be explained in hopes
    >>that you could all grow from the experience.
    >>
    >>Please put that back, when I said grow, I did not mean that, now zip
    >>it up, that's a good boy.

    >
    > Cutnpaste some of your scatalogical song lyrics for Ratz, Piggy.
    >
    > I'm sure he'd be amused to see that you're working your way toward
    > becoming a Connor clone. I bet you two have long irc chats through the
    > night about assholes and shit, don't you?
    >
    > Jade
    >

    Like your new website, ANuS!!!
    http://www.daedaluspublishing.com/titles.htm
     
  11. On Oct 13, 12:20 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 06:50:02 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks,
    > psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com bloviated:
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > >On Oct 12, 9:31 pm, mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des
    > >anges <mair_fh...@yahoo.com> wrote:
    > >> In article <1192188040.026615.229...@q5g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,

    >
    > >> psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com wrote:

    >
    > >> > > Might as well install a web-cam in my forehead.

    >
    > >> > oh please do.....you can then be cyberflonkinmimus, then we make and
    > >> > market a plush toy of you.
    > >> > the toy for the 21st century child. a no freaking hugs
    > >> > cyberfrlonkingmimus.

    >
    > >> > i am onto something i tell ya.

    >
    > >> stalking the wild mimu

    > >walking the wild mimu

    > dunking the wild mimu

    funking the wild mimu
     
  12. On Oct 13, 1:02 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 04:20:40 -0700, psykoexgirlfriend wrote:
    > >> Might as well install a web-cam in my forehead.

    >
    > > oh please do.....you can then be cyberflonkinmimus, then we make and
    > > market a plush toy of you.
    > > the toy for the 21st century child. a no freaking hugs
    > > cyberfrlonkingmimus.

    >
    > > i am onto something i tell ya.

    >
    > I find this thread verging even further on the edge of the objectionable.


    my job is done here

    hk

    >
    > --
    > tinmimu...@hotmail.com
    >
    > smeeter 11 or maybe 12
    >
    > mp 10
    >
    > mhm 29x13
    >
    > I wonder what I have been up to.
    >
    > < _Beyond Apollo_
     
  13. On Oct 13, 5:02 am, Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
    > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:11:49 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com>
    > wrote:
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > >On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:51:40 GMT, in
    > >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "MCP"
    > ><gf010w5...@blueyonder.co.uk> bloviated:

    >
    > >>"Aratzio" <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    > >>news:m1uug35efjqv1ejrqa5c7igt1kfalngdf3@4ax.com...
    > >>> On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 07:56:00 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks, "MCP"
    > >>> <gf010w5...@blueyonder.co.uk> bloviated:

    >
    > >>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    > >>>>news:aohsg3ljc5qgi8mv0tmhk7g1labuo41a5k@4ax.com...
    > >>>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in
    > >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f <snuhw...@netscape.net>
    > >>>>> bloviated:

    >
    > >>>>>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT
    > >>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with:

    >
    > >>>>>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in
    > >>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
    > >>>>>>> <D...@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:

    >
    > >>>>>>> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus
    > >>>>>>> ><j...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:

    >
    > >>>>>>> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms <jda000...@hotmail.com>
    > >>>>>>> >wrote:>

    >
    > >>>>>>> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS

    >
    > >>>>>>> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME

    >
    > >>>>>>> >>>WHAT I FOUND:

    >
    > >>>>>>> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking?
    > >>>>>>> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have the
    > >>>>>>> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them.

    >
    > >>>>>>> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past tense of
    > >>>>>>> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the Flemish
    > >>>>>>> >'dweil'.>>

    >
    > >>>>>>> >>I spit on the Flemish!

    >
    > >>>>>>> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC provides
    > >>>>>>> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the interested
    > >>>>>>> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them closely.

    >
    > >>>>>>> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything Mimus
    > >>>>>>> >does>and mimic it.

    >
    > >>>>>>> >unless im posting a lot. them watch meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

    >
    > >>>>>>> Dimmy, is that you?

    >
    > >>>>>>Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING YOUR LEG.

    >
    > >>>>>>FYI
    > >>>>>>HTH
    > >>>>>>HAND

    >
    > >>>>> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident.

    >
    > >>>>Were you dropped on your stoopid head at birth, Ratty???

    >
    > >>> That folks is Piggy. One of the *core* soc.fr00t posters. Well
    > >>> respected for his writings, including the masterpiece of introspection
    > >>> "Dialogs with Shorty, My Penis" and his classic musical attack upon
    > >>> the medical establishment "Gimme Back My Balls". His most famous
    > >>> monograph, of course, was the psychologically chilling "I Hate My
    > >>> Mommy Because She Cut Off My Foreskin".

    >
    > >>> A dedicated researcher of anything written by anyone else he believes
    > >>> supports his case that "Mommy was EVIL" Mr Piggy will copy-n-paste any
    > >>> old tripe. This places him in high esteem within the ranks of the
    > >>> soc.fr00ts, since he gives the appearance of having a slight amount of
    > >>> literacy. As you can also see Mr. Piggy is well versed in the
    > >>> incoherent burbling and manic frothing in which the more educated and
    > >>> refined of the soc.ft00t posters engage.

    >
    > >>> I've taken the opportunity to open a dialog with the soc.fr00ts so
    > >>> that we might discuss the finer points of Mr. Piggy's style and wit.

    >
    > >>Did you write that all by your little self, Mr Fr00tcake..or did AnUs help
    > >>you?

    >
    > >No, Jade is a much more creative writer than I am.

    >
    > Not. <-----------Creative burst, right there folks. See? I've got a
    > Grapes of Wrath in me somewhere. I knows it!
    >
    > >I know the concept of writing as a creative venture boggles your
    > >simple mind, Piggy. But I must ask you, where do you suppose those
    > >articles you cut-n-paste come from?

    >
    > >Thinking persons write them, drawing from a multiplicity of sources
    > >that create a gestalt of thought from which words are formed and
    > >placed into a written format.

    >
    > >I do understand this is a process quite foreign to you and the
    > >soc.fr00ts at large, but I felt it needed to be explained in hopes
    > >that you could all grow from the experience.

    >
    > >Please put that back, when I said grow, I did not mean that, now zip
    > >it up, that's a good boy.

    >
    > Cutnpaste some of your scatalogical song lyrics for Ratz, Piggy.


    i read this as cunt-n-paste

    i prefer it that way.

    hk
     
  14. Per

    Per Guest

    mimus wrote:
    > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:56:53 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
    >
    >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:51:03 -0400, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>> "Daedalus" <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message
    >>> news:vuqsg31j2oef6l4h76toima0he4277gjlm@4ax.com...
    >>>
    >>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:05:38 -0400, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
    >>>> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> "Daedalus" <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message
    >>>>> news:a0bqg3dhrcjae08snqiti4jb67ujlgo2dh@4ax.com...
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms <jda000111@hotmail.com>
    >>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> NOBODY WILL TELL ME
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> WHAT I FOUND:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> What IS Dwile Flonking?
    >>>>>>> Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have the beer-
    >>>>>>> soaked dwile flung at them.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> 'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past tense of
    >>>>>>> fling; and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the Flemish
    >>>>>>> 'dweil'.
    >>>>>> I spit on the Flemish!
    >>>>> I spit phlemish!
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>> Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC provides photos
    >>>>>>> of seasoned flonkers here and here and the interested would-be
    >>>>>>> flonker is well-advised to study them closely.
    >>>>>> The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything Mimus
    >>>>>> does and mimic it.
    >>>>> But...but mimus spends too much time outside and gets brainburns.
    >>>> Is that why he wears a floppy hat indoors?
    >>> <looks closely at mimus>
    >>>
    >>> Isn't that his ears? ... ;o}

    >> At least it isn't his lips.

    >
    > I find the tenor of this thread to verge on the objectionable.
    >
    > There _are_ _no_ floppy things on my head.


    Bollocks!

    --
    Per - user23ATgmailDOTcom
    mhm 24x23 icq: 6047688
     
  15. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 17:19:22 -0700, in the land of
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com got
    double secret probation for writing:

    >On Oct 13, 5:02 am, Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
    >> On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:11:49 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> >On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:51:40 GMT, in
    >> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "MCP"
    >> ><gf010w5...@blueyonder.co.uk> bloviated:

    >>
    >> >>"Aratzio" <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >> >>news:m1uug35efjqv1ejrqa5c7igt1kfalngdf3@4ax.com...
    >> >>> On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 07:56:00 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks, "MCP"
    >> >>> <gf010w5...@blueyonder.co.uk> bloviated:

    >>
    >> >>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >> >>>>news:aohsg3ljc5qgi8mv0tmhk7g1labuo41a5k@4ax.com...
    >> >>>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in
    >> >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f <snuhw...@netscape.net>
    >> >>>>> bloviated:

    >>
    >> >>>>>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT
    >> >>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with:

    >>
    >> >>>>>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in
    >> >>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
    >> >>>>>>> <D...@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:

    >>
    >> >>>>>>> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus
    >> >>>>>>> ><j...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:

    >>
    >> >>>>>>> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms <jda000...@hotmail.com>
    >> >>>>>>> >wrote:>

    >>
    >> >>>>>>> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS

    >>
    >> >>>>>>> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME

    >>
    >> >>>>>>> >>>WHAT I FOUND:

    >>
    >> >>>>>>> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking?
    >> >>>>>>> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have the
    >> >>>>>>> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them.

    >>
    >> >>>>>>> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past tense of
    >> >>>>>>> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the Flemish
    >> >>>>>>> >'dweil'.>>

    >>
    >> >>>>>>> >>I spit on the Flemish!

    >>
    >> >>>>>>> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC provides
    >> >>>>>>> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the interested
    >> >>>>>>> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them closely.

    >>
    >> >>>>>>> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything Mimus
    >> >>>>>>> >does>and mimic it.

    >>
    >> >>>>>>> >unless im posting a lot. them watch meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

    >>
    >> >>>>>>> Dimmy, is that you?

    >>
    >> >>>>>>Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING YOUR LEG.

    >>
    >> >>>>>>FYI
    >> >>>>>>HTH
    >> >>>>>>HAND

    >>
    >> >>>>> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident.

    >>
    >> >>>>Were you dropped on your stoopid head at birth, Ratty???

    >>
    >> >>> That folks is Piggy. One of the *core* soc.fr00t posters. Well
    >> >>> respected for his writings, including the masterpiece of introspection
    >> >>> "Dialogs with Shorty, My Penis" and his classic musical attack upon
    >> >>> the medical establishment "Gimme Back My Balls". His most famous
    >> >>> monograph, of course, was the psychologically chilling "I Hate My
    >> >>> Mommy Because She Cut Off My Foreskin".

    >>
    >> >>> A dedicated researcher of anything written by anyone else he believes
    >> >>> supports his case that "Mommy was EVIL" Mr Piggy will copy-n-paste any
    >> >>> old tripe. This places him in high esteem within the ranks of the
    >> >>> soc.fr00ts, since he gives the appearance of having a slight amount of
    >> >>> literacy. As you can also see Mr. Piggy is well versed in the
    >> >>> incoherent burbling and manic frothing in which the more educated and
    >> >>> refined of the soc.ft00t posters engage.

    >>
    >> >>> I've taken the opportunity to open a dialog with the soc.fr00ts so
    >> >>> that we might discuss the finer points of Mr. Piggy's style and wit.

    >>
    >> >>Did you write that all by your little self, Mr Fr00tcake..or did AnUs help
    >> >>you?

    >>
    >> >No, Jade is a much more creative writer than I am.

    >>
    >> Not. <-----------Creative burst, right there folks. See? I've got a
    >> Grapes of Wrath in me somewhere. I knows it!
    >>
    >> >I know the concept of writing as a creative venture boggles your
    >> >simple mind, Piggy. But I must ask you, where do you suppose those
    >> >articles you cut-n-paste come from?

    >>
    >> >Thinking persons write them, drawing from a multiplicity of sources
    >> >that create a gestalt of thought from which words are formed and
    >> >placed into a written format.

    >>
    >> >I do understand this is a process quite foreign to you and the
    >> >soc.fr00ts at large, but I felt it needed to be explained in hopes
    >> >that you could all grow from the experience.

    >>
    >> >Please put that back, when I said grow, I did not mean that, now zip
    >> >it up, that's a good boy.

    >>
    >> Cutnpaste some of your scatalogical song lyrics for Ratz, Piggy.

    >
    >i read this as cunt-n-paste
    >
    >i prefer it that way.


    Piggy is a soc.men poster. I doubt he knows what one is.

    --

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
     
  16. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 19:26:39 -0500, Per wrote:

    > mimus wrote:
    >
    >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:56:53 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:51:03 -0400, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
    >>> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> "Daedalus" <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message
    >>>> news:vuqsg31j2oef6l4h76toima0he4277gjlm@4ax.com...
    >>>>
    >>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:05:38 -0400, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
    >>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> "Daedalus" <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message
    >>>>>> news:a0bqg3dhrcjae08snqiti4jb67ujlgo2dh@4ax.com...
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms <jda000111@hotmail.com>
    >>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> NOBODY WILL TELL ME
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> WHAT I FOUND:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> What IS Dwile Flonking?
    >>>>>>>> Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have the beer-
    >>>>>>>> soaked dwile flung at them.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> 'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past tense of
    >>>>>>>> fling; and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the Flemish
    >>>>>>>> 'dweil'.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> I spit on the Flemish!
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> I spit phlemish!
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC provides photos
    >>>>>>>> of seasoned flonkers here and here and the interested would-be
    >>>>>>>> flonker is well-advised to study them closely.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything Mimus
    >>>>>>> does and mimic it.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> But...but mimus spends too much time outside and gets brainburns.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Is that why he wears a floppy hat indoors?
    >>>>
    >>>> <looks closely at mimus>
    >>>>
    >>>> Isn't that his ears? ... ;o}
    >>>
    >>> At least it isn't his lips.

    >>
    >> I find the tenor of this thread to verge on the objectionable.
    >>
    >> There _are_ _no_ floppy things on my head.

    >
    > Bollocks!


    Pettifoggery!

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    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    You want a job and a lizard to ride?

    < _The Einstein Intersection_
     
  17. In article <1192234599.864480.216380@t8g2000prg.googlegroups.com>,
    psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com wrote:

    > On Oct 13, 1:02 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    > > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 04:20:40 -0700, psykoexgirlfriend wrote:
    > > >> Might as well install a web-cam in my forehead.

    > >
    > > > oh please do.....you can then be cyberflonkinmimus, then we make and
    > > > market a plush toy of you.
    > > > the toy for the 21st century child. a no freaking hugs
    > > > cyberfrlonkingmimus.

    > >
    > > > i am onto something i tell ya.

    > >
    > > I find this thread verging even further on the edge of the objectionable.

    >
    > my job is done here


    we are the lollipop guild
    the lollipop guild
    the lollipop guild
    we are the lollipop guild
    and we wish to welcome you
    to munchkin land

    arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
    from the collective unconsciousness of odd bodkins
    sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
     
  18. On Oct 13, 1:03 am, mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des
    anges <mair_fh...@yahoo.com> wrote:
    > In article <1192197002.097822.169...@e34g2000pro.googlegroups.com>,
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com wrote:
    > > On Oct 12, 9:31 pm, mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des
    > > anges <mair_fh...@yahoo.com> wrote:
    > > > In article <1192188040.026615.229...@q5g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,

    >
    > > > psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com wrote:

    >
    > > > > > Might as well install a web-cam in my forehead.

    >
    > > > > oh please do.....you can then be cyberflonkinmimus, then we make and
    > > > > market a plush toy of you.
    > > > > the toy for the 21st century child. a no freaking hugs
    > > > > cyberfrlonkingmimus.

    >
    > > > > i am onto something i tell ya.

    >
    > > > stalking the wild mimu

    > > walking the wild mimu

    >
    > hawking the wild mimu

    corking the wild mimu





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    > from the collective unconsciousness of odd bodkins
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  19. In article <1192240078.806628.171090@i13g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,
    psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com wrote:

    > On Oct 13, 1:03 am, mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des
    > anges <mair_fh...@yahoo.com> wrote:
    > > In article <1192197002.097822.169...@e34g2000pro.googlegroups.com>,
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com wrote:
    > > > On Oct 12, 9:31 pm, mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des
    > > > anges <mair_fh...@yahoo.com> wrote:
    > > > > In article <1192188040.026615.229...@q5g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,

    > >
    > > > > psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com wrote:

    > >
    > > > > > > Might as well install a web-cam in my forehead.

    > >
    > > > > > oh please do.....you can then be cyberflonkinmimus, then we make and
    > > > > > market a plush toy of you.
    > > > > > the toy for the 21st century child. a no freaking hugs
    > > > > > cyberfrlonkingmimus.

    > >
    > > > > > i am onto something i tell ya.

    > >
    > > > > stalking the wild mimu
    > > > walking the wild mimu

    > > hawking the wild mimu

    > corking the wild mimu

    caulking the wild mimu

    arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
    from the collective unconsciousness of odd bodkins
    sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
     
  20. headkase

    headkase Guest

    On Oct 13, 12:15 pm, mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des
    anges <mair_fh...@yahoo.com> wrote:
    > In article <1192240078.806628.171...@i13g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com wrote:
    > > On Oct 13, 1:03 am, mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des
    > > anges <mair_fh...@yahoo.com> wrote:
    > > > In article <1192197002.097822.169...@e34g2000pro.googlegroups.com>,

    >
    > > > psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com wrote:
    > > > > On Oct 12, 9:31 pm, mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des
    > > > > anges <mair_fh...@yahoo.com> wrote:
    > > > > > In article <1192188040.026615.229...@q5g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,

    >
    > > > > > psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com wrote:

    >
    > > > > > > > Might as well install a web-cam in my forehead.

    >
    > > > > > > oh please do.....you can then be cyberflonkinmimus, then we make and
    > > > > > > market a plush toy of you.
    > > > > > > the toy for the 21st century child. a no freaking hugs
    > > > > > > cyberfrlonkingmimus.

    >
    > > > > > > i am onto something i tell ya.

    >
    > > > > > stalking the wild mimu
    > > > > walking the wild mimu
    > > > hawking the wild mimu

    > > corking the wild mimu

    >
    > caulking the wild mimu

    frocking the wild mimu
    >

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    > from the collective unconsciousness of odd bodkins
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