ABOUT FLONKING

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by pms, Oct 11, 2007.

  1. In article <tcusg3lsticds0bgvl918ki0lls7af4n7s@4ax.com>,
    Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 12:12:12 -0700, in
    > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    >
    > >In article <91tsg398fveb2jvj359k875ou430t74386@4ax.com>,
    > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >
    > >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:56:19 -0700, in
    > >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    > >>
    > >> >In article <bbqsg35vgcpfavjvsu63buj0n75kde5vrj@4ax.com>,
    > >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> >
    > >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:35:15 -0700, in
    > >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > >> >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> >In article <tcnsg3d80t4hn72to9timd7f4ssh2oc5en@4ax.com>,
    > >> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:06:19 -0700, in
    > >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > >> >> >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >In article <aohsg3ljc5qgi8mv0tmhk7g1labuo41a5k@4ax.com>,
    > >> >> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in
    > >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
    > >> >> >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    > >> >> >> >> bloviated:
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT
    > >> >> >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith
    > >> >> >> >> >with:
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in
    > >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
    > >> >> >> >> >> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus
    > >> >> >> >> >> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms
    > >> >> >> >> >> >><jda000111@hotmail.com>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >wrote:>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>WHAT I FOUND:
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking?
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>the
    > >> >> >> >> >> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>tense of
    > >> >> >> >> >> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the
    > >> >> >> >> >> >Flemish
    > >> >> >> >> >> >'dweil'.>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>I spit on the Flemish!
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>provides
    > >> >> >> >> >> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the interested
    > >> >> >> >> >> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them closely.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>Mimus
    > >> >> >> >> >> >does>and mimic it.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >unless im posting a lot. them watch
    > >> >> >> >> >> >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> Dimmy, is that you?
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING YOUR
    > >> >> >> >> >LEG.
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >FYI
    > >> >> >> >> >HTH
    > >> >> >> >> >HAND
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >a silly millimeter longer
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >give my regards to benson
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> So am I the govenor?
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> >depends
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> >are you a pair of rapidly spinning balls?
    > >> >> >
    > >> >>
    > >> >> You mean there is a Bolo out for me?
    > >> >
    > >> >the flonk is a pretty tank
    > >> >that smells badly
    > >> >
    > >>
    > >> Nose in need of calibration?

    > >
    > >can anyone calibrate karl malden

    >
    > He should have spent more time contemplating Malden pond.


    i thought henry fonda did a good portrayal of karl
    and jane did a good portrayal of his nose

    arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
    from the collective unconsciousness of odd bodkins
    sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
     
  2. In article <63usg3dh9c9trhnoid379m4v61i96o7co1@4ax.com>,
    dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote:

    > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:14:52 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >
    > >In article <f2psg3pe15heoch0rtqgkh166imla5t91g@4ax.com>,
    > > dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
    > >
    > >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:58:55 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    > >>
    > >> >In article <tf8sg3taiof5d4ujhluf4toiphc9hnbhnh@4ax.com>,
    > >> > dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
    > >> >
    > >> >> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
    > >> >> wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms <jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote:
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >>NOBODY WILL TELL ME
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >>WHAT I FOUND:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >>What IS Dwile Flonking?
    > >> >> >>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have the beer-
    > >> >> >>soaked dwile flung at them.
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past tense of fling;
    > >> >> >>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the Flemish 'dweil'.
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> >I spit on the Flemish!
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> >>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC provides photos
    > >> >> >>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the interested would-be flonker
    > >> >> >>is well-advised to study them closely.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> >The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything Mimus does
    > >> >> >and mimic it.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> unless im posting a lot. them watch meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
    > >> >
    > >> >what is the sound of one hand flonking
    > >>
    > >> pretty much the same as two hands flonking.

    > >
    > >all hands on flonk
    > >hop to laddie

    >
    > damn. i guess ill just have to drink some wine...


    i wanted the green flonk
    not paisley
    you never take me anyplace not
    no tonight i have a nose ache

    arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
    from the collective unconsciousness of odd bodkins
    sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
     
  3. In article <n1usg31kd57t1l8534do3mg7r9o9e2ep3i@4ax.com>,
    dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote:

    > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 12:12:12 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >
    > >In article <91tsg398fveb2jvj359k875ou430t74386@4ax.com>,
    > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >
    > >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:56:19 -0700, in
    > >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    > >>
    > >> >In article <bbqsg35vgcpfavjvsu63buj0n75kde5vrj@4ax.com>,
    > >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> >
    > >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:35:15 -0700, in
    > >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > >> >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> >In article <tcnsg3d80t4hn72to9timd7f4ssh2oc5en@4ax.com>,
    > >> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:06:19 -0700, in
    > >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > >> >> >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >In article <aohsg3ljc5qgi8mv0tmhk7g1labuo41a5k@4ax.com>,
    > >> >> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in
    > >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
    > >> >> >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    > >> >> >> >> bloviated:
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT
    > >> >> >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith
    > >> >> >> >> >with:
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in
    > >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
    > >> >> >> >> >> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus
    > >> >> >> >> >> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms
    > >> >> >> >> >> >><jda000111@hotmail.com>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >wrote:>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>WHAT I FOUND:
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking?
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>the
    > >> >> >> >> >> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>tense of
    > >> >> >> >> >> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the
    > >> >> >> >> >> >Flemish
    > >> >> >> >> >> >'dweil'.>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>I spit on the Flemish!
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>provides
    > >> >> >> >> >> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the interested
    > >> >> >> >> >> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them closely.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>Mimus
    > >> >> >> >> >> >does>and mimic it.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >unless im posting a lot. them watch
    > >> >> >> >> >> >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> Dimmy, is that you?
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING YOUR
    > >> >> >> >> >LEG.
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >FYI
    > >> >> >> >> >HTH
    > >> >> >> >> >HAND
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >a silly millimeter longer
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >give my regards to benson
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> So am I the govenor?
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> >depends
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> >are you a pair of rapidly spinning balls?
    > >> >> >
    > >> >>
    > >> >> You mean there is a Bolo out for me?
    > >> >
    > >> >the flonk is a pretty tank
    > >> >that smells badly
    > >> >
    > >>
    > >> Nose in need of calibration?

    > >
    > >can anyone calibrate karl malden

    >
    > yes.



    besides michael douglas

    arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
    from the collective unconsciousness of odd bodkins
    sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
     
  4. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 12:34:51 -0700, in
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:

    >In article <tcusg3lsticds0bgvl918ki0lls7af4n7s@4ax.com>,
    > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >
    >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 12:12:12 -0700, in
    >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    >>
    >> >In article <91tsg398fveb2jvj359k875ou430t74386@4ax.com>,
    >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >
    >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:56:19 -0700, in
    >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >> >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    >> >>
    >> >> >In article <bbqsg35vgcpfavjvsu63buj0n75kde5vrj@4ax.com>,
    >> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >> >
    >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:35:15 -0700, in
    >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >> >> >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >In article <tcnsg3d80t4hn72to9timd7f4ssh2oc5en@4ax.com>,
    >> >> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:06:19 -0700, in
    >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >> >> >> >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >In article <aohsg3ljc5qgi8mv0tmhk7g1labuo41a5k@4ax.com>,
    >> >> >> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in
    >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
    >> >> >> >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >> >> >> >> >> bloviated:
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT
    >> >> >> >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith
    >> >> >> >> >> >with:
    >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in
    >> >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
    >> >> >> >> >> >> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
    >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus
    >> >> >> >> >> >> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >><jda000111@hotmail.com>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >wrote:>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>WHAT I FOUND:
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking?
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>the
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them.
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>tense of
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >Flemish
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >'dweil'.>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>I spit on the Flemish!
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>provides
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the interested
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them closely.
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>Mimus
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >does>and mimic it.
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >unless im posting a lot. them watch
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
    >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> Dimmy, is that you?
    >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> >Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING YOUR
    >> >> >> >> >> >LEG.
    >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> >FYI
    >> >> >> >> >> >HTH
    >> >> >> >> >> >HAND
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident.
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >a silly millimeter longer
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >give my regards to benson
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> So am I the govenor?
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >depends
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >are you a pair of rapidly spinning balls?
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> You mean there is a Bolo out for me?
    >> >> >
    >> >> >the flonk is a pretty tank
    >> >> >that smells badly
    >> >> >
    >> >>
    >> >> Nose in need of calibration?
    >> >
    >> >can anyone calibrate karl malden

    >>
    >> He should have spent more time contemplating Malden pond.

    >
    >i thought henry fonda did a good portrayal of karl
    >and jane did a good portrayal of his nose


    Nah, that was "On Golden Showers"
     
  5. Shirley

    Shirley Guest

    "mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges"
    <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote in message
    news:mair_fheal-43535A.12121211102007@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net...
    > In article <91tsg398fveb2jvj359k875ou430t74386@4ax.com>,
    > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >
    >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:56:19 -0700, in
    >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    >>
    >> >In article <bbqsg35vgcpfavjvsu63buj0n75kde5vrj@4ax.com>,
    >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >
    >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:35:15 -0700, in
    >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >> >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    >> >>
    >> >> >In article <tcnsg3d80t4hn72to9timd7f4ssh2oc5en@4ax.com>,
    >> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >> >
    >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:06:19 -0700, in
    >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >> >> >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >In article <aohsg3ljc5qgi8mv0tmhk7g1labuo41a5k@4ax.com>,
    >> >> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in
    >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
    >> >> >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >> >> >> >> bloviated:
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT
    >> >> >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith
    >> >> >> >> >with:
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in
    >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
    >> >> >> >> >> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus
    >> >> >> >> >> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms
    >> >> >> >> >> >><jda000111@hotmail.com>
    >> >> >> >> >> >wrote:>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS
    >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME
    >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>>WHAT I FOUND:
    >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking?
    >> >> >> >> >> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have
    >> >> >> >> >> >>>the
    >> >> >> >> >> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them.
    >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past
    >> >> >> >> >> >>>tense of
    >> >> >> >> >> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the
    >> >> >> >> >> >Flemish
    >> >> >> >> >> >'dweil'.>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>I spit on the Flemish!
    >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC
    >> >> >> >> >> >>>provides
    >> >> >> >> >> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the
    >> >> >> >> >> >interested
    >> >> >> >> >> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them closely.
    >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything
    >> >> >> >> >> >>Mimus
    >> >> >> >> >> >does>and mimic it.
    >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> >unless im posting a lot. them watch
    >> >> >> >> >> >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> Dimmy, is that you?
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING YOUR
    >> >> >> >> >LEG.
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >FYI
    >> >> >> >> >HTH
    >> >> >> >> >HAND
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >a silly millimeter longer
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >give my regards to benson
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> So am I the govenor?
    >> >> >
    >> >> >depends
    >> >> >
    >> >> >are you a pair of rapidly spinning balls?
    >> >> >
    >> >>
    >> >> You mean there is a Bolo out for me?
    >> >
    >> >the flonk is a pretty tank
    >> >that smells badly
    >> >

    >>
    >> Nose in need of calibration?

    >
    > can anyone calibrate karl malden
    >


    They would have to dig him up first?
     
  6. In article <b1vsg3lqfgpfhvpaaofq5a9vpbtdts86ud@4ax.com>,
    Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 12:34:51 -0700, in
    > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    >
    > >In article <tcusg3lsticds0bgvl918ki0lls7af4n7s@4ax.com>,
    > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >
    > >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 12:12:12 -0700, in
    > >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    > >>
    > >> >In article <91tsg398fveb2jvj359k875ou430t74386@4ax.com>,
    > >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> >
    > >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:56:19 -0700, in
    > >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > >> >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> >In article <bbqsg35vgcpfavjvsu63buj0n75kde5vrj@4ax.com>,
    > >> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:35:15 -0700, in
    > >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > >> >> >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >In article <tcnsg3d80t4hn72to9timd7f4ssh2oc5en@4ax.com>,
    > >> >> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:06:19 -0700, in
    > >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > >> >> >> >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >In article <aohsg3ljc5qgi8mv0tmhk7g1labuo41a5k@4ax.com>,
    > >> >> >> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in
    > >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
    > >> >> >> >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    > >> >> >> >> >> bloviated:
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT
    > >> >> >> >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith
    > >> >> >> >> >> >with:
    > >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >><jda000111@hotmail.com>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >wrote:>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>WHAT I FOUND:
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking?
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>the
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>tense of
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >Flemish
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >'dweil'.>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>I spit on the Flemish!
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>provides
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >interested
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them closely.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>everything
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>Mimus
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >does>and mimic it.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >unless im posting a lot. them watch
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> Dimmy, is that you?
    > >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING YOUR
    > >> >> >> >> >> >LEG.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >FYI
    > >> >> >> >> >> >HTH
    > >> >> >> >> >> >HAND
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident.
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >a silly millimeter longer
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >give my regards to benson
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> So am I the govenor?
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >depends
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >are you a pair of rapidly spinning balls?
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> You mean there is a Bolo out for me?
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> >the flonk is a pretty tank
    > >> >> >that smells badly
    > >> >> >
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Nose in need of calibration?
    > >> >
    > >> >can anyone calibrate karl malden
    > >>
    > >> He should have spent more time contemplating Malden pond.

    > >
    > >i thought henry fonda did a good portrayal of karl
    > >and jane did a good portrayal of his nose

    >
    > Nah, that was "On Golden Showers"


    im just swinging in the rain
    swinging in the rain
    and feeling so funky again

    arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
    from the collective unconsciousness of odd bodkins
    sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
     
  7. Shirley

    Shirley Guest

    "Meat Plow" <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
    news:1aihv9.a9j.19.1@news.alt.net...
    > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:07:46 -0400, Shirley wrote:
    >
    >>
    >> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >> news:91tsg398fveb2jvj359k875ou430t74386@4ax.com...
    >>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:56:19 -0700, in
    >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >>> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    >>>
    >>>>In article <bbqsg35vgcpfavjvsu63buj0n75kde5vrj@4ax.com>,
    >>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:35:15 -0700, in
    >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >>>>> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    >>>>>
    >>>>> >In article <tcnsg3d80t4hn72to9timd7f4ssh2oc5en@4ax.com>,
    >>>>> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>> >
    >>>>> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:06:19 -0700, in
    >>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >>>>> >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    >>>>> >>
    >>>>> >> >In article <aohsg3ljc5qgi8mv0tmhk7g1labuo41a5k@4ax.com>,
    >>>>> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>> >> >
    >>>>> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in
    >>>>> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
    >>>>> >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >>>>> >> >> bloviated:
    >>>>> >> >>
    >>>>> >> >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT
    >>>>> >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith
    >>>>> >> >> >with:
    >>>>> >> >> >
    >>>>> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in
    >>>>> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
    >>>>> >> >> >> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
    >>>>> >> >> >>
    >>>>> >> >> >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus
    >>>>> >> >> >> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
    >>>>> >> >> >> >
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms
    >>>>> >> >> >> >><jda000111@hotmail.com>
    >>>>> >> >> >> >wrote:>
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>>WHAT I FOUND:
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking?
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>>the
    >>>>> >> >> >> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them.
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>>tense
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>>of
    >>>>> >> >> >> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the
    >>>>> >> >> >> >Flemish
    >>>>> >> >> >> >'dweil'.>>
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>I spit on the Flemish!
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>>provides
    >>>>> >> >> >> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the
    >>>>> >> >> >> >interested
    >>>>> >> >> >> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them closely.
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>Mimus
    >>>>> >> >> >> >does>and mimic it.
    >>>>> >> >> >> >
    >>>>> >> >> >> >unless im posting a lot. them watch
    >>>>> >> >> >> >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
    >>>>> >> >> >>
    >>>>> >> >> >> Dimmy, is that you?
    >>>>> >> >> >
    >>>>> >> >> >Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING YOUR
    >>>>> >> >> >LEG.
    >>>>> >> >> >
    >>>>> >> >> >FYI
    >>>>> >> >> >HTH
    >>>>> >> >> >HAND
    >>>>> >> >>
    >>>>> >> >> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident.
    >>>>> >> >
    >>>>> >> >a silly millimeter longer
    >>>>> >> >
    >>>>> >> >give my regards to benson
    >>>>> >>
    >>>>> >> So am I the govenor?
    >>>>> >
    >>>>> >depends
    >>>>> >
    >>>>> >are you a pair of rapidly spinning balls?
    >>>>> >
    >>>>>
    >>>>> You mean there is a Bolo out for me?
    >>>>
    >>>>the flonk is a pretty tank
    >>>>that smells badly
    >>>>
    >>>
    >>> Nose in need of calibration?

    >>
    >> <pops corn>
    >>
    >> <pulls up chair>
    >>
    >> <sells tickets>
    >>
    >> Are you gonna punch watcha callit in the nose?

    >
    > Shirley you jest?
    >


    <sigh>

    <looks innocent>

    Why yes...I am.
     
  8. Shirley

    Shirley Guest

    "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    news:citsg3pi5j5vdsicskbao8o7hb4guqvcti@4ax.com...
    > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:07:46 -0400, in
    > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
    > <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
    >
    >>
    >>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >>news:91tsg398fveb2jvj359k875ou430t74386@4ax.com...
    >>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:56:19 -0700, in
    >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >>> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    >>>
    >>>>In article <bbqsg35vgcpfavjvsu63buj0n75kde5vrj@4ax.com>,
    >>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:35:15 -0700, in
    >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >>>>> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    >>>>>
    >>>>> >In article <tcnsg3d80t4hn72to9timd7f4ssh2oc5en@4ax.com>,
    >>>>> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>> >
    >>>>> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:06:19 -0700, in
    >>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >>>>> >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    >>>>> >>
    >>>>> >> >In article <aohsg3ljc5qgi8mv0tmhk7g1labuo41a5k@4ax.com>,
    >>>>> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>> >> >
    >>>>> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in
    >>>>> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
    >>>>> >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >>>>> >> >> bloviated:
    >>>>> >> >>
    >>>>> >> >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT
    >>>>> >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith
    >>>>> >> >> >with:
    >>>>> >> >> >
    >>>>> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in
    >>>>> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
    >>>>> >> >> >> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
    >>>>> >> >> >>
    >>>>> >> >> >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus
    >>>>> >> >> >> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
    >>>>> >> >> >> >
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms
    >>>>> >> >> >> >><jda000111@hotmail.com>
    >>>>> >> >> >> >wrote:>
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>>WHAT I FOUND:
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking?
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>>the
    >>>>> >> >> >> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them.
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>>tense
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>>of
    >>>>> >> >> >> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the
    >>>>> >> >> >> >Flemish
    >>>>> >> >> >> >'dweil'.>>
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>I spit on the Flemish!
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>>provides
    >>>>> >> >> >> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the
    >>>>> >> >> >> >interested
    >>>>> >> >> >> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them closely.
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything
    >>>>> >> >> >> >>Mimus
    >>>>> >> >> >> >does>and mimic it.
    >>>>> >> >> >> >
    >>>>> >> >> >> >unless im posting a lot. them watch
    >>>>> >> >> >> >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
    >>>>> >> >> >>
    >>>>> >> >> >> Dimmy, is that you?
    >>>>> >> >> >
    >>>>> >> >> >Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING YOUR
    >>>>> >> >> >LEG.
    >>>>> >> >> >
    >>>>> >> >> >FYI
    >>>>> >> >> >HTH
    >>>>> >> >> >HAND
    >>>>> >> >>
    >>>>> >> >> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident.
    >>>>> >> >
    >>>>> >> >a silly millimeter longer
    >>>>> >> >
    >>>>> >> >give my regards to benson
    >>>>> >>
    >>>>> >> So am I the govenor?
    >>>>> >
    >>>>> >depends
    >>>>> >
    >>>>> >are you a pair of rapidly spinning balls?
    >>>>> >
    >>>>>
    >>>>> You mean there is a Bolo out for me?
    >>>>
    >>>>the flonk is a pretty tank
    >>>>that smells badly
    >>>>
    >>>
    >>> Nose in need of calibration?

    >>
    >><pops corn>
    >>
    >><pulls up chair>
    >>
    >><sells tickets>
    >>
    >>Are you gonna punch watcha callit in the nose?
    >>

    >
    > "smells badly"
    > "calibrate your nose"


    Crappola...now i gotta give the money back.

    I had you 10 to 1 odds for punching his nose.
     
  9. Daedalus

    Daedalus Guest

    On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:51:03 -0400, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
    wrote:

    >
    >"Daedalus" <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message
    >news:vuqsg31j2oef6l4h76toima0he4277gjlm@4ax.com...
    >> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:05:38 -0400, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>>
    >>>"Daedalus" <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message
    >>>news:a0bqg3dhrcjae08snqiti4jb67ujlgo2dh@4ax.com...
    >>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms <jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS
    >>>>>
    >>>>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME
    >>>>>
    >>>>>WHAT I FOUND:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>What IS Dwile Flonking?
    >>>>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have the beer-
    >>>>>soaked dwile flung at them.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past tense of fling;
    >>>>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the Flemish 'dweil'.
    >>>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> I spit on the Flemish!
    >>>
    >>>I spit phlemish!
    >>>
    >>>>
    >>>>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC provides photos
    >>>>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the interested would-be flonker
    >>>>>is well-advised to study them closely.
    >>>>
    >>>> The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything Mimus does
    >>>> and mimic it.
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>
    >>>But...but mimus spends too much time outside and gets brainburns.
    >>>

    >>
    >> Is that why he wears a floppy hat indoors?
    >>
    >> Jade
    >>

    >
    ><looks closely at mimus>
    >
    >Isn't that his ears? ... ;o}
    >


    At least it isn't his lips.

    Jade
     
  10. Daedalus

    Daedalus Guest

    On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:46:38 -0400, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
    wrote:

    >
    >"Meat Plow" <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
    >news:1aihv9.a9j.19.1@news.alt.net...
    >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:07:46 -0400, Shirley wrote:
    >>
    >>>
    >>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >>> news:91tsg398fveb2jvj359k875ou430t74386@4ax.com...
    >>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:56:19 -0700, in
    >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >>>> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    >>>>
    >>>>>In article <bbqsg35vgcpfavjvsu63buj0n75kde5vrj@4ax.com>,
    >>>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:35:15 -0700, in
    >>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >>>>>> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> >In article <tcnsg3d80t4hn72to9timd7f4ssh2oc5en@4ax.com>,
    >>>>>> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>> >
    >>>>>> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:06:19 -0700, in
    >>>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >>>>>> >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    >>>>>> >>
    >>>>>> >> >In article <aohsg3ljc5qgi8mv0tmhk7g1labuo41a5k@4ax.com>,
    >>>>>> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>> >> >
    >>>>>> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in
    >>>>>> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
    >>>>>> >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >>>>>> >> >> bloviated:
    >>>>>> >> >>
    >>>>>> >> >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT
    >>>>>> >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith
    >>>>>> >> >> >with:
    >>>>>> >> >> >
    >>>>>> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in
    >>>>>> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
    >>>>>> >> >> >> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
    >>>>>> >> >> >>
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus
    >>>>>> >> >> >> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >><jda000111@hotmail.com>
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >wrote:>
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>WHAT I FOUND:
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking?
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>the
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them.
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>tense
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>of
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >Flemish
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >'dweil'.>>
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >>
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >>I spit on the Flemish!
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >>
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>provides
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >interested
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them closely.
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >>
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >>Mimus
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >does>and mimic it.
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >unless im posting a lot. them watch
    >>>>>> >> >> >> >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
    >>>>>> >> >> >>
    >>>>>> >> >> >> Dimmy, is that you?
    >>>>>> >> >> >
    >>>>>> >> >> >Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING YOUR
    >>>>>> >> >> >LEG.
    >>>>>> >> >> >
    >>>>>> >> >> >FYI
    >>>>>> >> >> >HTH
    >>>>>> >> >> >HAND
    >>>>>> >> >>
    >>>>>> >> >> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident.
    >>>>>> >> >
    >>>>>> >> >a silly millimeter longer
    >>>>>> >> >
    >>>>>> >> >give my regards to benson
    >>>>>> >>
    >>>>>> >> So am I the govenor?
    >>>>>> >
    >>>>>> >depends
    >>>>>> >
    >>>>>> >are you a pair of rapidly spinning balls?
    >>>>>> >
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> You mean there is a Bolo out for me?
    >>>>>
    >>>>>the flonk is a pretty tank
    >>>>>that smells badly
    >>>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> Nose in need of calibration?
    >>>
    >>> <pops corn>
    >>>
    >>> <pulls up chair>
    >>>
    >>> <sells tickets>
    >>>
    >>> Are you gonna punch watcha callit in the nose?

    >>
    >> Shirley you jest?
    >>

    >
    ><sigh>
    >
    ><looks innocent>
    >
    >Why yes...I am.
    >


    They trolled you unfairly, if you ask me.

    Jade
     
  11. Shirley

    Shirley Guest

    "Daedalus" <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message
    news:p10tg3t8ve2pn0klvqfjvohpcokv5d032l@4ax.com...
    > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:46:38 -0400, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
    > wrote:
    >
    >>
    >>"Meat Plow" <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
    >>news:1aihv9.a9j.19.1@news.alt.net...
    >>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:07:46 -0400, Shirley wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>
    >>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >>>> news:91tsg398fveb2jvj359k875ou430t74386@4ax.com...
    >>>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:56:19 -0700, in
    >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >>>>> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>In article <bbqsg35vgcpfavjvsu63buj0n75kde5vrj@4ax.com>,
    >>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:35:15 -0700, in
    >>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >>>>>>> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> >In article <tcnsg3d80t4hn72to9timd7f4ssh2oc5en@4ax.com>,
    >>>>>>> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>> >
    >>>>>>> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:06:19 -0700, in
    >>>>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >>>>>>> >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    >>>>>>> >>
    >>>>>>> >> >In article <aohsg3ljc5qgi8mv0tmhk7g1labuo41a5k@4ax.com>,
    >>>>>>> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>> >> >
    >>>>>>> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in
    >>>>>>> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
    >>>>>>> >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >>>>>>> >> >> bloviated:
    >>>>>>> >> >>
    >>>>>>> >> >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT
    >>>>>>> >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith
    >>>>>>> >> >> >with:
    >>>>>>> >> >> >
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
    >>>>>>> >> >> >>
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >><jda000111@hotmail.com>
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >wrote:>
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>WHAT I FOUND:
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking?
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>the
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them.
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>tense
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>of
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >Flemish
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >'dweil'.>>
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>I spit on the Flemish!
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>provides
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >interested
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them closely.
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>everything
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>Mimus
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >does>and mimic it.
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >unless im posting a lot. them watch
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
    >>>>>>> >> >> >>
    >>>>>>> >> >> >> Dimmy, is that you?
    >>>>>>> >> >> >
    >>>>>>> >> >> >Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING YOUR
    >>>>>>> >> >> >LEG.
    >>>>>>> >> >> >
    >>>>>>> >> >> >FYI
    >>>>>>> >> >> >HTH
    >>>>>>> >> >> >HAND
    >>>>>>> >> >>
    >>>>>>> >> >> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident.
    >>>>>>> >> >
    >>>>>>> >> >a silly millimeter longer
    >>>>>>> >> >
    >>>>>>> >> >give my regards to benson
    >>>>>>> >>
    >>>>>>> >> So am I the govenor?
    >>>>>>> >
    >>>>>>> >depends
    >>>>>>> >
    >>>>>>> >are you a pair of rapidly spinning balls?
    >>>>>>> >
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> You mean there is a Bolo out for me?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>the flonk is a pretty tank
    >>>>>>that smells badly
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Nose in need of calibration?
    >>>>
    >>>> <pops corn>
    >>>>
    >>>> <pulls up chair>
    >>>>
    >>>> <sells tickets>
    >>>>
    >>>> Are you gonna punch watcha callit in the nose?
    >>>
    >>> Shirley you jest?
    >>>

    >>
    >><sigh>
    >>
    >><looks innocent>
    >>
    >>Why yes...I am.
    >>

    >
    > They trolled you unfairly, if you ask me.
    >
    > Jade
    >


    <snicker>

    Shirley not a meatloaf?
     
  12. In article <K6vPi.348$5c.178@bignews1.bellsouth.net>,
    "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote:

    > "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    > news:citsg3pi5j5vdsicskbao8o7hb4guqvcti@4ax.com...
    > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:07:46 -0400, in
    > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
    > > <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
    > >
    > >>
    > >>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    > >>news:91tsg398fveb2jvj359k875ou430t74386@4ax.com...
    > >>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:56:19 -0700, in
    > >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > >>> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    > >>>
    > >>>>In article <bbqsg35vgcpfavjvsu63buj0n75kde5vrj@4ax.com>,
    > >>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >>>>
    > >>>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:35:15 -0700, in
    > >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > >>>>> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>> >In article <tcnsg3d80t4hn72to9timd7f4ssh2oc5en@4ax.com>,
    > >>>>> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >>>>> >
    > >>>>> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:06:19 -0700, in
    > >>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > >>>>> >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    > >>>>> >>
    > >>>>> >> >In article <aohsg3ljc5qgi8mv0tmhk7g1labuo41a5k@4ax.com>,
    > >>>>> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >>>>> >> >
    > >>>>> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in
    > >>>>> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
    > >>>>> >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    > >>>>> >> >> bloviated:
    > >>>>> >> >>
    > >>>>> >> >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT
    > >>>>> >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith
    > >>>>> >> >> >with:
    > >>>>> >> >> >
    > >>>>> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in
    > >>>>> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
    > >>>>> >> >> >> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
    > >>>>> >> >> >>
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus
    > >>>>> >> >> >> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >><jda000111@hotmail.com>
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >wrote:>
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>>WHAT I FOUND:
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking?
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>>the
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them.
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>>tense
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>>of
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >Flemish
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >'dweil'.>>
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>I spit on the Flemish!
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>>provides
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >interested
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them closely.
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>Mimus
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >does>and mimic it.
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >unless im posting a lot. them watch
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
    > >>>>> >> >> >>
    > >>>>> >> >> >> Dimmy, is that you?
    > >>>>> >> >> >
    > >>>>> >> >> >Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING YOUR
    > >>>>> >> >> >LEG.
    > >>>>> >> >> >
    > >>>>> >> >> >FYI
    > >>>>> >> >> >HTH
    > >>>>> >> >> >HAND
    > >>>>> >> >>
    > >>>>> >> >> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident.
    > >>>>> >> >
    > >>>>> >> >a silly millimeter longer
    > >>>>> >> >
    > >>>>> >> >give my regards to benson
    > >>>>> >>
    > >>>>> >> So am I the govenor?
    > >>>>> >
    > >>>>> >depends
    > >>>>> >
    > >>>>> >are you a pair of rapidly spinning balls?
    > >>>>> >
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>> You mean there is a Bolo out for me?
    > >>>>
    > >>>>the flonk is a pretty tank
    > >>>>that smells badly
    > >>>>
    > >>>
    > >>> Nose in need of calibration?
    > >>
    > >><pops corn>
    > >>
    > >><pulls up chair>
    > >>
    > >><sells tickets>
    > >>
    > >>Are you gonna punch watcha callit in the nose?
    > >>

    > >
    > > "smells badly"
    > > "calibrate your nose"

    >
    > Crappola...now i gotta give the money back.
    >
    > I had you 10 to 1 odds for punching his nose.


    if i had to box some cards
    id rather an 029 punch than 026

    arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
    from the collective unconsciousness of odd bodkins
    sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
     
  13. In article <f4vPi.346$5c.42@bignews1.bellsouth.net>,
    "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote:

    > "Meat Plow" <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
    > news:1aihv9.a9j.19.1@news.alt.net...
    > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:07:46 -0400, Shirley wrote:
    > >
    > >>
    > >> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    > >> news:91tsg398fveb2jvj359k875ou430t74386@4ax.com...
    > >>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:56:19 -0700, in
    > >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > >>> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    > >>>
    > >>>>In article <bbqsg35vgcpfavjvsu63buj0n75kde5vrj@4ax.com>,
    > >>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >>>>
    > >>>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:35:15 -0700, in
    > >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > >>>>> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>> >In article <tcnsg3d80t4hn72to9timd7f4ssh2oc5en@4ax.com>,
    > >>>>> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >>>>> >
    > >>>>> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:06:19 -0700, in
    > >>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > >>>>> >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    > >>>>> >>
    > >>>>> >> >In article <aohsg3ljc5qgi8mv0tmhk7g1labuo41a5k@4ax.com>,
    > >>>>> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >>>>> >> >
    > >>>>> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in
    > >>>>> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
    > >>>>> >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    > >>>>> >> >> bloviated:
    > >>>>> >> >>
    > >>>>> >> >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT
    > >>>>> >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith
    > >>>>> >> >> >with:
    > >>>>> >> >> >
    > >>>>> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in
    > >>>>> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
    > >>>>> >> >> >> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
    > >>>>> >> >> >>
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus
    > >>>>> >> >> >> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >><jda000111@hotmail.com>
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >wrote:>
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>>WHAT I FOUND:
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking?
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>>the
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them.
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>>tense
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>>of
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >Flemish
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >'dweil'.>>
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>I spit on the Flemish!
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>>provides
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >interested
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them closely.
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >>Mimus
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >does>and mimic it.
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >unless im posting a lot. them watch
    > >>>>> >> >> >> >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
    > >>>>> >> >> >>
    > >>>>> >> >> >> Dimmy, is that you?
    > >>>>> >> >> >
    > >>>>> >> >> >Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING YOUR
    > >>>>> >> >> >LEG.
    > >>>>> >> >> >
    > >>>>> >> >> >FYI
    > >>>>> >> >> >HTH
    > >>>>> >> >> >HAND
    > >>>>> >> >>
    > >>>>> >> >> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident.
    > >>>>> >> >
    > >>>>> >> >a silly millimeter longer
    > >>>>> >> >
    > >>>>> >> >give my regards to benson
    > >>>>> >>
    > >>>>> >> So am I the govenor?
    > >>>>> >
    > >>>>> >depends
    > >>>>> >
    > >>>>> >are you a pair of rapidly spinning balls?
    > >>>>> >
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>> You mean there is a Bolo out for me?
    > >>>>
    > >>>>the flonk is a pretty tank
    > >>>>that smells badly
    > >>>>
    > >>>
    > >>> Nose in need of calibration?
    > >>
    > >> <pops corn>
    > >>
    > >> <pulls up chair>
    > >>
    > >> <sells tickets>
    > >>
    > >> Are you gonna punch watcha callit in the nose?

    > >
    > > Shirley you jest?
    > >

    >
    > <sigh>
    >
    > <looks innocent>
    >
    > Why yes...I am.


    hi jest
    how ya doing

    arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
    from the collective unconsciousness of odd bodkins
    sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
     
  14. In article <Y2vPi.344$5c.309@bignews1.bellsouth.net>,
    "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote:

    > "mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges"
    > <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote in message
    > news:mair_fheal-43535A.12121211102007@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net...
    > > In article <91tsg398fveb2jvj359k875ou430t74386@4ax.com>,
    > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >
    > >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:56:19 -0700, in
    > >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    > >>
    > >> >In article <bbqsg35vgcpfavjvsu63buj0n75kde5vrj@4ax.com>,
    > >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> >
    > >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:35:15 -0700, in
    > >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > >> >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> >In article <tcnsg3d80t4hn72to9timd7f4ssh2oc5en@4ax.com>,
    > >> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:06:19 -0700, in
    > >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > >> >> >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >In article <aohsg3ljc5qgi8mv0tmhk7g1labuo41a5k@4ax.com>,
    > >> >> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in
    > >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
    > >> >> >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    > >> >> >> >> bloviated:
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT
    > >> >> >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith
    > >> >> >> >> >with:
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in
    > >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
    > >> >> >> >> >> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus
    > >> >> >> >> >> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms
    > >> >> >> >> >> >><jda000111@hotmail.com>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >wrote:>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>WHAT I FOUND:
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking?
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>the
    > >> >> >> >> >> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>tense of
    > >> >> >> >> >> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the
    > >> >> >> >> >> >Flemish
    > >> >> >> >> >> >'dweil'.>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>I spit on the Flemish!
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>provides
    > >> >> >> >> >> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the
    > >> >> >> >> >> >interested
    > >> >> >> >> >> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them closely.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>Mimus
    > >> >> >> >> >> >does>and mimic it.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >unless im posting a lot. them watch
    > >> >> >> >> >> >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> Dimmy, is that you?
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING YOUR
    > >> >> >> >> >LEG.
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >FYI
    > >> >> >> >> >HTH
    > >> >> >> >> >HAND
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >a silly millimeter longer
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >give my regards to benson
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> So am I the govenor?
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> >depends
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> >are you a pair of rapidly spinning balls?
    > >> >> >
    > >> >>
    > >> >> You mean there is a Bolo out for me?
    > >> >
    > >> >the flonk is a pretty tank
    > >> >that smells badly
    > >> >
    > >>
    > >> Nose in need of calibration?

    > >
    > > can anyone calibrate karl malden
    > >

    >
    > They would have to dig him up first?


    karl maldens dead
    no no no no no
    hes outside looking in

    karl maldens dead
    no no no no no
    hes outside looking in

    he take you on trips in the city by the bay
    he ll bring you back the same day
    karl malden
    kdarl malden

    arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
    from the collective unconsciousness of odd bodkins
    sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
     
  15. Shirley

    Shirley Guest

    "mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges"
    <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote in message
    news:mair_fheal-0D2E3A.13144611102007@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net...
    > In article <f4vPi.346$5c.42@bignews1.bellsouth.net>,
    > "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote:
    >
    >> "Meat Plow" <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
    >> news:1aihv9.a9j.19.1@news.alt.net...
    >> > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:07:46 -0400, Shirley wrote:
    >> >
    >> >>
    >> >> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >> >> news:91tsg398fveb2jvj359k875ou430t74386@4ax.com...
    >> >>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:56:19 -0700, in
    >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >> >>> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    >> >>>
    >> >>>>In article <bbqsg35vgcpfavjvsu63buj0n75kde5vrj@4ax.com>,
    >> >>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >>>>
    >> >>>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:35:15 -0700, in
    >> >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >> >>>>> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    >> >>>>>
    >> >>>>> >In article <tcnsg3d80t4hn72to9timd7f4ssh2oc5en@4ax.com>,
    >> >>>>> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >>>>> >
    >> >>>>> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:06:19 -0700, in
    >> >>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >> >>>>> >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    >> >>>>> >>
    >> >>>>> >> >In article <aohsg3ljc5qgi8mv0tmhk7g1labuo41a5k@4ax.com>,
    >> >>>>> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >>>>> >> >
    >> >>>>> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in
    >> >>>>> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
    >> >>>>> >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >> >>>>> >> >> bloviated:
    >> >>>>> >> >>
    >> >>>>> >> >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT
    >> >>>>> >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith
    >> >>>>> >> >> >with:
    >> >>>>> >> >> >
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
    >> >>>>> >> >> >>
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >><jda000111@hotmail.com>
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >wrote:>
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>WHAT I FOUND:
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking?
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>have
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>the
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them.
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>tense
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>of
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >Flemish
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >'dweil'.>>
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>I spit on the Flemish!
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>provides
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >interested
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them closely.
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>everything
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>Mimus
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >does>and mimic it.
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >unless im posting a lot. them watch
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
    >> >>>>> >> >> >>
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> Dimmy, is that you?
    >> >>>>> >> >> >
    >> >>>>> >> >> >Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING
    >> >>>>> >> >> >YOUR
    >> >>>>> >> >> >LEG.
    >> >>>>> >> >> >
    >> >>>>> >> >> >FYI
    >> >>>>> >> >> >HTH
    >> >>>>> >> >> >HAND
    >> >>>>> >> >>
    >> >>>>> >> >> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident.
    >> >>>>> >> >
    >> >>>>> >> >a silly millimeter longer
    >> >>>>> >> >
    >> >>>>> >> >give my regards to benson
    >> >>>>> >>
    >> >>>>> >> So am I the govenor?
    >> >>>>> >
    >> >>>>> >depends
    >> >>>>> >
    >> >>>>> >are you a pair of rapidly spinning balls?
    >> >>>>> >
    >> >>>>>
    >> >>>>> You mean there is a Bolo out for me?
    >> >>>>
    >> >>>>the flonk is a pretty tank
    >> >>>>that smells badly
    >> >>>>
    >> >>>
    >> >>> Nose in need of calibration?
    >> >>
    >> >> <pops corn>
    >> >>
    >> >> <pulls up chair>
    >> >>
    >> >> <sells tickets>
    >> >>
    >> >> Are you gonna punch watcha callit in the nose?
    >> >
    >> > Shirley you jest?
    >> >

    >>
    >> <sigh>
    >>
    >> <looks innocent>
    >>
    >> Why yes...I am.

    >
    > hi jest
    > how ya doing


    Hello!

    I have been jesting since the day I was born.

    Funny innit.

    >
    > arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
    > from the collective unconsciousness of odd bodkins
    > sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
     
  16. In article <p10tg3t8ve2pn0klvqfjvohpcokv5d032l@4ax.com>,
    Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:

    > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:46:38 -0400, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
    > wrote:
    >
    > >
    > >"Meat Plow" <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
    > >news:1aihv9.a9j.19.1@news.alt.net...
    > >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:07:46 -0400, Shirley wrote:
    > >>
    > >>>
    > >>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    > >>> news:91tsg398fveb2jvj359k875ou430t74386@4ax.com...
    > >>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:56:19 -0700, in
    > >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > >>>> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    > >>>>
    > >>>>>In article <bbqsg35vgcpfavjvsu63buj0n75kde5vrj@4ax.com>,
    > >>>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:35:15 -0700, in
    > >>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > >>>>>> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    > >>>>>>
    > >>>>>> >In article <tcnsg3d80t4hn72to9timd7f4ssh2oc5en@4ax.com>,
    > >>>>>> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >>>>>> >
    > >>>>>> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:06:19 -0700, in
    > >>>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > >>>>>> >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    > >>>>>> >>
    > >>>>>> >> >In article <aohsg3ljc5qgi8mv0tmhk7g1labuo41a5k@4ax.com>,
    > >>>>>> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >>>>>> >> >
    > >>>>>> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in
    > >>>>>> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
    > >>>>>> >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    > >>>>>> >> >> bloviated:
    > >>>>>> >> >>
    > >>>>>> >> >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT
    > >>>>>> >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith
    > >>>>>> >> >> >with:
    > >>>>>> >> >> >
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
    > >>>>>> >> >> >>
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >><jda000111@hotmail.com>
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >wrote:>
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>WHAT I FOUND:
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking?
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>the
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them.
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>tense
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>of
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >Flemish
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >'dweil'.>>
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >>
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >>I spit on the Flemish!
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >>
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>provides
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >interested
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them closely.
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >>
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >>Mimus
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >does>and mimic it.
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >unless im posting a lot. them watch
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
    > >>>>>> >> >> >>
    > >>>>>> >> >> >> Dimmy, is that you?
    > >>>>>> >> >> >
    > >>>>>> >> >> >Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING YOUR
    > >>>>>> >> >> >LEG.
    > >>>>>> >> >> >
    > >>>>>> >> >> >FYI
    > >>>>>> >> >> >HTH
    > >>>>>> >> >> >HAND
    > >>>>>> >> >>
    > >>>>>> >> >> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident.
    > >>>>>> >> >
    > >>>>>> >> >a silly millimeter longer
    > >>>>>> >> >
    > >>>>>> >> >give my regards to benson
    > >>>>>> >>
    > >>>>>> >> So am I the govenor?
    > >>>>>> >
    > >>>>>> >depends
    > >>>>>> >
    > >>>>>> >are you a pair of rapidly spinning balls?
    > >>>>>> >
    > >>>>>>
    > >>>>>> You mean there is a Bolo out for me?
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>>the flonk is a pretty tank
    > >>>>>that smells badly
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>
    > >>>> Nose in need of calibration?
    > >>>
    > >>> <pops corn>
    > >>>
    > >>> <pulls up chair>
    > >>>
    > >>> <sells tickets>
    > >>>
    > >>> Are you gonna punch watcha callit in the nose?
    > >>
    > >> Shirley you jest?
    > >>

    > >
    > ><sigh>
    > >
    > ><looks innocent>
    > >
    > >Why yes...I am.
    > >

    >
    > They trolled you unfairly, if you ask me.


    its a fair cop

    arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
    from the collective unconsciousness of odd bodkins
    sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
     
  17. Shirley

    Shirley Guest

    "mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges"
    <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote in message
    news:mair_fheal-E72DCC.13135411102007@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net...
    > In article <K6vPi.348$5c.178@bignews1.bellsouth.net>,
    > "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote:
    >
    >> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >> news:citsg3pi5j5vdsicskbao8o7hb4guqvcti@4ax.com...
    >> > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:07:46 -0400, in
    >> > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
    >> > <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
    >> >
    >> >>
    >> >>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >> >>news:91tsg398fveb2jvj359k875ou430t74386@4ax.com...
    >> >>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:56:19 -0700, in
    >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >> >>> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    >> >>>
    >> >>>>In article <bbqsg35vgcpfavjvsu63buj0n75kde5vrj@4ax.com>,
    >> >>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >>>>
    >> >>>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:35:15 -0700, in
    >> >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >> >>>>> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    >> >>>>>
    >> >>>>> >In article <tcnsg3d80t4hn72to9timd7f4ssh2oc5en@4ax.com>,
    >> >>>>> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >>>>> >
    >> >>>>> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:06:19 -0700, in
    >> >>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >> >>>>> >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    >> >>>>> >>
    >> >>>>> >> >In article <aohsg3ljc5qgi8mv0tmhk7g1labuo41a5k@4ax.com>,
    >> >>>>> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >>>>> >> >
    >> >>>>> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in
    >> >>>>> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
    >> >>>>> >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >> >>>>> >> >> bloviated:
    >> >>>>> >> >>
    >> >>>>> >> >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT
    >> >>>>> >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith
    >> >>>>> >> >> >with:
    >> >>>>> >> >> >
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
    >> >>>>> >> >> >>
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >><jda000111@hotmail.com>
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >wrote:>
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>WHAT I FOUND:
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking?
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>have
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>the
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them.
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>tense
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>of
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >Flemish
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >'dweil'.>>
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>I spit on the Flemish!
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>provides
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >interested
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them closely.
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>everything
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>Mimus
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >does>and mimic it.
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >unless im posting a lot. them watch
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
    >> >>>>> >> >> >>
    >> >>>>> >> >> >> Dimmy, is that you?
    >> >>>>> >> >> >
    >> >>>>> >> >> >Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING
    >> >>>>> >> >> >YOUR
    >> >>>>> >> >> >LEG.
    >> >>>>> >> >> >
    >> >>>>> >> >> >FYI
    >> >>>>> >> >> >HTH
    >> >>>>> >> >> >HAND
    >> >>>>> >> >>
    >> >>>>> >> >> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident.
    >> >>>>> >> >
    >> >>>>> >> >a silly millimeter longer
    >> >>>>> >> >
    >> >>>>> >> >give my regards to benson
    >> >>>>> >>
    >> >>>>> >> So am I the govenor?
    >> >>>>> >
    >> >>>>> >depends
    >> >>>>> >
    >> >>>>> >are you a pair of rapidly spinning balls?
    >> >>>>> >
    >> >>>>>
    >> >>>>> You mean there is a Bolo out for me?
    >> >>>>
    >> >>>>the flonk is a pretty tank
    >> >>>>that smells badly
    >> >>>>
    >> >>>
    >> >>> Nose in need of calibration?
    >> >>
    >> >><pops corn>
    >> >>
    >> >><pulls up chair>
    >> >>
    >> >><sells tickets>
    >> >>
    >> >>Are you gonna punch watcha callit in the nose?
    >> >>
    >> >
    >> > "smells badly"
    >> > "calibrate your nose"

    >>
    >> Crappola...now i gotta give the money back.
    >>
    >> I had you 10 to 1 odds for punching his nose.

    >
    > if i had to box some cards
    > id rather an 029 punch than 026


    One punches softer than the other?

    >
    > arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
    > from the collective unconsciousness of odd bodkins
    > sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
     
  18. In article <dsvPi.358$5c.95@bignews1.bellsouth.net>,
    "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote:

    > "Daedalus" <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message
    > news:p10tg3t8ve2pn0klvqfjvohpcokv5d032l@4ax.com...
    > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:46:38 -0400, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
    > > wrote:
    > >
    > >>
    > >>"Meat Plow" <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
    > >>news:1aihv9.a9j.19.1@news.alt.net...
    > >>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:07:46 -0400, Shirley wrote:
    > >>>
    > >>>>
    > >>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    > >>>> news:91tsg398fveb2jvj359k875ou430t74386@4ax.com...
    > >>>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:56:19 -0700, in
    > >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > >>>>> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>>>In article <bbqsg35vgcpfavjvsu63buj0n75kde5vrj@4ax.com>,
    > >>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >>>>>>
    > >>>>>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:35:15 -0700, in
    > >>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > >>>>>>> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    > >>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>> >In article <tcnsg3d80t4hn72to9timd7f4ssh2oc5en@4ax.com>,
    > >>>>>>> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >>>>>>> >
    > >>>>>>> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:06:19 -0700, in
    > >>>>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > >>>>>>> >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    > >>>>>>> >>
    > >>>>>>> >> >In article <aohsg3ljc5qgi8mv0tmhk7g1labuo41a5k@4ax.com>,
    > >>>>>>> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >>>>>>> >> >
    > >>>>>>> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in
    > >>>>>>> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
    > >>>>>>> >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    > >>>>>>> >> >> bloviated:
    > >>>>>>> >> >>
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >with:
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >>
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >><jda000111@hotmail.com>
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >wrote:>
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>WHAT I FOUND:
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking?
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>the
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them.
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>tense
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>of
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >Flemish
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >'dweil'.>>
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>I spit on the Flemish!
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>provides
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >interested
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them closely.
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>everything
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >>Mimus
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >does>and mimic it.
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >unless im posting a lot. them watch
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >>
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >> Dimmy, is that you?
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING YOUR
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >LEG.
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >FYI
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >HTH
    > >>>>>>> >> >> >HAND
    > >>>>>>> >> >>
    > >>>>>>> >> >> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident.
    > >>>>>>> >> >
    > >>>>>>> >> >a silly millimeter longer
    > >>>>>>> >> >
    > >>>>>>> >> >give my regards to benson
    > >>>>>>> >>
    > >>>>>>> >> So am I the govenor?
    > >>>>>>> >
    > >>>>>>> >depends
    > >>>>>>> >
    > >>>>>>> >are you a pair of rapidly spinning balls?
    > >>>>>>> >
    > >>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>> You mean there is a Bolo out for me?
    > >>>>>>
    > >>>>>>the flonk is a pretty tank
    > >>>>>>that smells badly
    > >>>>>>
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>> Nose in need of calibration?
    > >>>>
    > >>>> <pops corn>
    > >>>>
    > >>>> <pulls up chair>
    > >>>>
    > >>>> <sells tickets>
    > >>>>
    > >>>> Are you gonna punch watcha callit in the nose?
    > >>>
    > >>> Shirley you jest?
    > >>>
    > >>
    > >><sigh>
    > >>
    > >><looks innocent>
    > >>
    > >>Why yes...I am.
    > >>

    > >
    > > They trolled you unfairly, if you ask me.
    > >
    > > Jade
    > >

    >
    > <snicker>
    >
    > Shirley not a meatloaf?


    like a bat out of hell

    arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
    from the collective unconsciousness of odd bodkins
    sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
     
  19. Shirley

    Shirley Guest

    "mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges"
    <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote in message
    news:mair_fheal-B2EF6A.13194211102007@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net...
    > In article <p10tg3t8ve2pn0klvqfjvohpcokv5d032l@4ax.com>,
    > Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
    >
    >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:46:38 -0400, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >> >
    >> >"Meat Plow" <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
    >> >news:1aihv9.a9j.19.1@news.alt.net...
    >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:07:46 -0400, Shirley wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >>>
    >> >>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >> >>> news:91tsg398fveb2jvj359k875ou430t74386@4ax.com...
    >> >>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:56:19 -0700, in
    >> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >> >>>> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    >> >>>>
    >> >>>>>In article <bbqsg35vgcpfavjvsu63buj0n75kde5vrj@4ax.com>,
    >> >>>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >>>>>
    >> >>>>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:35:15 -0700, in
    >> >>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >> >>>>>> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    >> >>>>>>
    >> >>>>>> >In article <tcnsg3d80t4hn72to9timd7f4ssh2oc5en@4ax.com>,
    >> >>>>>> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >>>>>> >
    >> >>>>>> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:06:19 -0700, in
    >> >>>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >> >>>>>> >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    >> >>>>>> >>
    >> >>>>>> >> >In article <aohsg3ljc5qgi8mv0tmhk7g1labuo41a5k@4ax.com>,
    >> >>>>>> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >>>>>> >> >
    >> >>>>>> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in
    >> >>>>>> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
    >> >>>>>> >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >> >>>>>> >> >> bloviated:
    >> >>>>>> >> >>
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >with:
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >>
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >><jda000111@hotmail.com>
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >wrote:>
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>WHAT I FOUND:
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking?
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>have
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>the
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them.
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>tense
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>of
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >Flemish
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >'dweil'.>>
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >>
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >>I spit on the Flemish!
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >>
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>provides
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >interested
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them closely.
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >>
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >>everything
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >>Mimus
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >does>and mimic it.
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >unless im posting a lot. them watch
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >>
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >> Dimmy, is that you?
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >YOUR
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >LEG.
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >FYI
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >HTH
    >> >>>>>> >> >> >HAND
    >> >>>>>> >> >>
    >> >>>>>> >> >> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident.
    >> >>>>>> >> >
    >> >>>>>> >> >a silly millimeter longer
    >> >>>>>> >> >
    >> >>>>>> >> >give my regards to benson
    >> >>>>>> >>
    >> >>>>>> >> So am I the govenor?
    >> >>>>>> >
    >> >>>>>> >depends
    >> >>>>>> >
    >> >>>>>> >are you a pair of rapidly spinning balls?
    >> >>>>>> >
    >> >>>>>>
    >> >>>>>> You mean there is a Bolo out for me?
    >> >>>>>
    >> >>>>>the flonk is a pretty tank
    >> >>>>>that smells badly
    >> >>>>>
    >> >>>>
    >> >>>> Nose in need of calibration?
    >> >>>
    >> >>> <pops corn>
    >> >>>
    >> >>> <pulls up chair>
    >> >>>
    >> >>> <sells tickets>
    >> >>>
    >> >>> Are you gonna punch watcha callit in the nose?
    >> >>
    >> >> Shirley you jest?
    >> >>
    >> >
    >> ><sigh>
    >> >
    >> ><looks innocent>
    >> >
    >> >Why yes...I am.
    >> >

    >>
    >> They trolled you unfairly, if you ask me.

    >
    > its a fair cop


    <snicker>

    Not when the *trollee* knows what the *troller* is up to.

    I just set the hook and bring you in.

    >
    > arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
    > from the collective unconsciousness of odd bodkins
    > sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
     
  20. Shirley

    Shirley Guest

    "mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges"
    <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote in message
    news:mair_fheal-1541B6.13184211102007@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net...
    > In article <Y2vPi.344$5c.309@bignews1.bellsouth.net>,
    > "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote:
    >
    >> "mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges"
    >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote in message
    >> news:mair_fheal-43535A.12121211102007@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net...
    >> > In article <91tsg398fveb2jvj359k875ou430t74386@4ax.com>,
    >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >
    >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:56:19 -0700, in
    >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >> >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    >> >>
    >> >> >In article <bbqsg35vgcpfavjvsu63buj0n75kde5vrj@4ax.com>,
    >> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >> >
    >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:35:15 -0700, in
    >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >> >> >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >In article <tcnsg3d80t4hn72to9timd7f4ssh2oc5en@4ax.com>,
    >> >> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:06:19 -0700, in
    >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >> >> >> >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >In article <aohsg3ljc5qgi8mv0tmhk7g1labuo41a5k@4ax.com>,
    >> >> >> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in
    >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
    >> >> >> >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >> >> >> >> >> bloviated:
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT
    >> >> >> >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith
    >> >> >> >> >> >with:
    >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in
    >> >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
    >> >> >> >> >> >> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
    >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus
    >> >> >> >> >> >> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >><jda000111@hotmail.com>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >wrote:>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>WHAT I FOUND:
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking?
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>have
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>the
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them.
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>tense of
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >Flemish
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >'dweil'.>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>I spit on the Flemish!
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>provides
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >interested
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them closely.
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>everything
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>Mimus
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >does>and mimic it.
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >unless im posting a lot. them watch
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
    >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> Dimmy, is that you?
    >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> >Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING
    >> >> >> >> >> >YOUR
    >> >> >> >> >> >LEG.
    >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> >FYI
    >> >> >> >> >> >HTH
    >> >> >> >> >> >HAND
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident.
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >a silly millimeter longer
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >give my regards to benson
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> So am I the govenor?
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >depends
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >are you a pair of rapidly spinning balls?
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> You mean there is a Bolo out for me?
    >> >> >
    >> >> >the flonk is a pretty tank
    >> >> >that smells badly
    >> >> >
    >> >>
    >> >> Nose in need of calibration?
    >> >
    >> > can anyone calibrate karl malden
    >> >

    >>
    >> They would have to dig him up first?

    >
    > karl maldens dead
    > no no no no no
    > hes outside looking in
    >
    > karl maldens dead
    > no no no no no
    > hes outside looking in
    >
    > he take you on trips in the city by the bay
    > he ll bring you back the same day
    > karl malden
    > kdarl malden


    Karl is dead
    Laying in a daisy bed
    Never to be fed
    Karl is very much dead, dead, dead.


    >
    > arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
    > from the collective unconsciousness of odd bodkins
    > sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
     

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