"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message news:20071101085159.0764c46d@vector... On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:47:21 -0600 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071031084918.3bad7321@vector... > On Tue, 30 Oct 2007 13:55:35 -0600 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071030083510.584928d0@vector... > > On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 13:02:34 -0600 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071029083359.3df6b8c7@vector... > > > On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:07:04 -0600 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071028090154.00bbfc85@vector... > > > > On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 16:54:34 -0500 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071027090959.64f5dc20@vector... > > > > > On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:27:20 -0500 > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > news:20071026085420.772dd679@vector... > > > > > > On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:09:47 -0500 > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > news:20071025090228.54488ab2@vector... > > > > > > > On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:51:58 -0500 > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > > news:20071024094317.35fee941@vector... > > > > > > > > On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:10:08 -0500 > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > message news:20071023090425.079e93bf@vector... > > > > > > > > > On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:25:58 -0500 > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071022084501.0a577af1@vector... > > > > > > > > > > On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500"John \"C\"" > > > > > > > > > > > > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centuryte > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vector > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ... On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@century > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te l.net> wasted precious bandwith > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vect > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or... On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centu > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ry te l.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071014090528.31349d66@ve > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ct or... On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 15:31:12-0500"John\"C\""<honest > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > john@centu ry te l.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071013094007.499158aa@ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ve ct or... On Fri, 12 Oct > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 11:47:16-0500"John\"C\""<hone > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > st john@centu ry te l.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071012091819.514d3b8 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a@ ve ct or... On Thu, 11 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10:25:29-0500"John\"C\""<ho > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ne st john@centu ry te > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071011091956.37d51 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 8e a@ ve ct or... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 13:30:15 GMT Aratzio > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.c > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 09:16:04-0400, in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flo > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nk.f lo nk.f lo nk, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dave > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw.O > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rG> bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >15:47:57-0400, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Daedalus<jade@netk0o > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >0o ks.o rg> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >12:38:49-0700, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pms<jda000111@hotmai > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >l. co m> wrote:>>>>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >OUT WHT THIS GROUP > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >IS>>>>NOBODY WILL > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >TELL ME>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flonking?>>Two teams > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >take turns to dance > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >around each other and > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >have the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >beer->>soaked dwile > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flung at > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >them.>>>>'Flonk' is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >probably a corruption > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >of flong, an old past > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >tense of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >fling;>>and'dwile' is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >a knitted floor > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >cloth, from the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish'dweil'.>>>>I > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >spit on the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish!>>>Appropria > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >te and seasonal dress > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >is important. The BBC > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >provides photos>>of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >seasoned flonkers > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >here and here and the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >interested would-be > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flonker>>is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >well-advised to study > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >them closely.>>The > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >best way to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >understand flonking > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >is to watch > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >everything Mimus > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >does>and mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >lot. them watch > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >ee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That way you can*see* me > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > HUMPING YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush so he can clean the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fur off his trousers! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cock apparently > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > legs? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MacGonagal at this point... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that Shamus is a character on > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Family Guy: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like it I'm gonna fart real > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loud! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pretty much spot on: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: You get a free gun with your JD! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that lab-quality > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the local hospital to induce labor > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in difficult cases with my > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > humongous"Probe". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit disgusting... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a gas-mask > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for the smell. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin here...man... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah...I said it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > always yippin real"BIG". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your neuron the > > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen it > > > > > > > > > > > > > needs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now I > > > > > > > > > > > > > only wear that mask when the wifey wants > > > > > > > > > > > > > to get amorous! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this USENET GOLDMINE, > > > > > > > > > > > > you're toast.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > She's too Ignert! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > Trust me - Honest John > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to "Pull my leg". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pull my finger... > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > After you just took your hand out of your pants > > > > > > > > > and shook off some liquid stuff, Naaaah, I'll > > > > > > > > > pass! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That was a tapeworm segment. It keeps me slim and > > > > > > > > trim!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body, however, a > > > > > > > > good source of Iron is nuts. > > > > > > > > Is that why you are fascinated by nutsacks? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah....yeah...thats totally it... > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > All righty then........use soap on them hands....... > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why? Are you gonna offer up your nutsack? > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > I wouldn't want to make Old Fred jealous in his final > > > > > > days on Earth. > > > > > > > > > > > Where *is* Fred Hall these days? > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > Lingering in a Nursing Home, waiting to die. > > > > > > > > > Its usenet what done him in it is...? > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > Yip. > > > > > > > Fred Hall: MIA > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > Better him than me (or you). > > > > > He was my favorite nutsack... > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Maybe he will leave "it" to you in his will. > > > What good is a DRY sack??? > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Put it in your "Hope Chest". > Claim its a holy SACKrament and sell it to the smithsonian... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A rich guy like yourself should just donate it.
On Thu, 1 Nov 2007 12:59:10 -0600 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071101085159.0764c46d@vector... > On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:47:21 -0600 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071031084918.3bad7321@vector... > > On Tue, 30 Oct 2007 13:55:35 -0600 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071030083510.584928d0@vector... > > > On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 13:02:34 -0600 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071029083359.3df6b8c7@vector... > > > > On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:07:04 -0600 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071028090154.00bbfc85@vector... > > > > > On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 16:54:34 -0500 > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > news:20071027090959.64f5dc20@vector... > > > > > > On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:27:20 -0500 > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > news:20071026085420.772dd679@vector... > > > > > > > On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:09:47 -0500 > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > > news:20071025090228.54488ab2@vector... > > > > > > > > On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:51:58 -0500 > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > message news:20071024094317.35fee941@vector... > > > > > > > > > On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:10:08 -0500 > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071023090425.079e93bf@vector... > > > > > > > > > > On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:25:58 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071022084501.0a577af1@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500"John \"C\"" > > > > > > > > > > > > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centuryte > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ... On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@century > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te l.net> wasted precious bandwith > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vect > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or... On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centu > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ry te l.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@ve > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ct or... On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 12:21:15-0500"John\"C\""<honest > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > john@centu ry te l.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071014090528.31349d66@ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ve ct or... On Sat, 13 Oct > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 15:31:12-0500"John\"C\""<hone > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > st john@centu ry te l.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071013094007.499158a > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a@ ve ct or... On Fri, 12 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 11:47:16-0500"John\"C\""<ho > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ne st john@centu ry te > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071012091819.514d3 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > b8 a@ ve ct or... On Thu, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 11 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10:25:29-0500"John\"C\""< > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho ne st john@centu ry te > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071011091956.37d > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 51 8e a@ ve ct or... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 13:30:15 GMT Aratzio > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c om> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 09:16:04-0400, in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.f > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lo nk.f lo nk.f lo > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nk, dave > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .O rG> bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >15:47:57-0400, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Daedalus<jade@netk > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >0o 0o ks.o rg> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >2007 12:38:49-0700, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pms<jda000111@hotm > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >ai l. co m> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >wrote:>>>>>>>IAM > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >TRYING TOFIGURE OUT > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >WHT THIS GROUP > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >IS>>>>NOBODY WILL > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >TELL ME>>>>WHAT I > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >FOUND:>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flonking?>>Two > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >teams take turns to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dance around each > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >other and have the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >beer->>soaked dwile > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flung at > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >them.>>>>'Flonk' is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >probably a > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >corruption of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flong, an old past > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >tense of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >fling;>>and'dwile' > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >is a knitted floor > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >cloth, from the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish'dweil'.>>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>I spit on the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish!>>>Appropr > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >ia te and seasonal > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dress is important. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >The BBC provides > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >photos>>of seasoned > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flonkers here and > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >here and the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >interested would-be > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flonker>>is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >well-advised to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >study them > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >closely.>>The best > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >way to understand > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flonking is to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >watch everything > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Mimus does>and > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >lot. them watch > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >ee ee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That way you can*see* > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me HUMPING YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush so he can clean > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the fur off his > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trousers! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my cock apparently > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > legs? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MacGonagal at this point... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that Shamus is a character on > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Family Guy: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't like it I'm gonna fart > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real loud! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pretty much spot on: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: You get a free gun with your > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >JD! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that lab-quality > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the local hospital to induce labor > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in difficult cases with my > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > humongous"Probe". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disgusting...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas-mask for the smell. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here...man... Yeah...I said it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > always yippin real"BIG". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your neuron the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen it > > > > > > > > > > > > > > needs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now I > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only wear that mask when the wifey wants > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to get amorous! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this USENET > > > > > > > > > > > > > GOLDMINE, you're > > > > > > > > > > > > > toast.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ She's > > > > > > > > > > > > > too Ignert! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > Trust me - Honest John > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to "Pull my > > > > > > > > > > > leg". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pull my finger... > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > After you just took your hand out of your pants > > > > > > > > > > and shook off some liquid stuff, Naaaah, I'll > > > > > > > > > > pass! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That was a tapeworm segment. It keeps me slim and > > > > > > > > > trim!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body, however, a > > > > > > > > > good source of Iron is nuts. > > > > > > > > > Is that why you are fascinated by nutsacks? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah....yeah...thats totally it... > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > All righty then........use soap on them hands....... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why? Are you gonna offer up your nutsack? > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > I wouldn't want to make Old Fred jealous in his final > > > > > > > days on Earth. > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where *is* Fred Hall these days? > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > Lingering in a Nursing Home, waiting to die. > > > > > > > > > > > Its usenet what done him in it is...? > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > Yip. > > > > > > > > > Fred Hall: MIA > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > Better him than me (or you). > > > > > > > He was my favorite nutsack... > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > Maybe he will leave "it" to you in his will. > > > > > What good is a DRY sack??? > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Put it in your "Hope Chest". > > > Claim its a holy SACKrament and sell it to the smithsonian... > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > A rich guy like yourself should just donate it. > > A "rich guy" like myself would sell to the 'ighest biddah. I wish I was a "rich guy"...unlike myself -- www.costofwar.org
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On Thu, 1 Nov 2007 12:59:10 -0600 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071101085159.0764c46d@vector... > On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:47:21 -0600 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071031084918.3bad7321@vector... > > On Tue, 30 Oct 2007 13:55:35 -0600 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071030083510.584928d0@vector... > > > On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 13:02:34 -0600 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071029083359.3df6b8c7@vector... > > > > On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:07:04 -0600 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071028090154.00bbfc85@vector... > > > > > On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 16:54:34 -0500 > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > news:20071027090959.64f5dc20@vector... > > > > > > On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:27:20 -0500 > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > news:20071026085420.772dd679@vector... > > > > > > > On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:09:47 -0500 > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > > news:20071025090228.54488ab2@vector... > > > > > > > > On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:51:58 -0500 > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > message news:20071024094317.35fee941@vector... > > > > > > > > > On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:10:08 -0500 > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071023090425.079e93bf@vector... > > > > > > > > > > On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:25:58 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071022084501.0a577af1@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500"John \"C\"" > > > > > > > > > > > > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centuryte > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ... On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@century > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te l.net> wasted precious bandwith > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vect > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or... On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centu > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ry te l.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@ve > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ct or... On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 12:21:15-0500"John\"C\""<honest > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > john@centu ry te l.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071014090528.31349d66@ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ve ct or... On Sat, 13 Oct > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 15:31:12-0500"John\"C\""<hone > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > st john@centu ry te l.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071013094007.499158a > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a@ ve ct or... On Fri, 12 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 11:47:16-0500"John\"C\""<ho > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ne st john@centu ry te > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071012091819.514d3 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > b8 a@ ve ct or... On Thu, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 11 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10:25:29-0500"John\"C\""< > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho ne st john@centu ry te > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071011091956.37d > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 51 8e a@ ve ct or... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 13:30:15 GMT Aratzio > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c om> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 09:16:04-0400, in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.f > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lo nk.f lo nk.f lo > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nk, dave > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .O rG> bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >15:47:57-0400, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Daedalus<jade@netk > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >0o 0o ks.o rg> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >2007 12:38:49-0700, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pms<jda000111@hotm > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >ai l. co m> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >wrote:>>>>>>>IAM > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >TRYING TOFIGURE OUT > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >WHT THIS GROUP > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >IS>>>>NOBODY WILL > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >TELL ME>>>>WHAT I > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >FOUND:>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flonking?>>Two > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >teams take turns to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dance around each > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >other and have the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >beer->>soaked dwile > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flung at > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >them.>>>>'Flonk' is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >probably a > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >corruption of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flong, an old past > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >tense of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >fling;>>and'dwile' > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >is a knitted floor > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >cloth, from the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish'dweil'.>>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>I spit on the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish!>>>Appropr > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >ia te and seasonal > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dress is important. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >The BBC provides > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >photos>>of seasoned > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flonkers here and > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >here and the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >interested would-be > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flonker>>is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >well-advised to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >study them > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >closely.>>The best > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >way to understand > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flonking is to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >watch everything > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Mimus does>and > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >lot. them watch > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >ee ee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That way you can*see* > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me HUMPING YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush so he can clean > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the fur off his > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trousers! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my cock apparently > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > legs? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MacGonagal at this point... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that Shamus is a character on > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Family Guy: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't like it I'm gonna fart > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real loud! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pretty much spot on: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: You get a free gun with your > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >JD! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that lab-quality > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the local hospital to induce labor > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in difficult cases with my > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > humongous"Probe". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disgusting...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas-mask for the smell. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here...man... Yeah...I said it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > always yippin real"BIG". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your neuron the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen it > > > > > > > > > > > > > > needs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now I > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only wear that mask when the wifey wants > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to get amorous! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this USENET > > > > > > > > > > > > > GOLDMINE, you're > > > > > > > > > > > > > toast.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ She's > > > > > > > > > > > > > too Ignert! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > Trust me - Honest John > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to "Pull my > > > > > > > > > > > leg". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pull my finger... > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > After you just took your hand out of your pants > > > > > > > > > > and shook off some liquid stuff, Naaaah, I'll > > > > > > > > > > pass! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That was a tapeworm segment. It keeps me slim and > > > > > > > > > trim!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body, however, a > > > > > > > > > good source of Iron is nuts. > > > > > > > > > Is that why you are fascinated by nutsacks? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah....yeah...thats totally it... > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > All righty then........use soap on them hands....... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why? Are you gonna offer up your nutsack? > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > I wouldn't want to make Old Fred jealous in his final > > > > > > > days on Earth. > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where *is* Fred Hall these days? > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > Lingering in a Nursing Home, waiting to die. > > > > > > > > > > > Its usenet what done him in it is...? > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > Yip. > > > > > > > > > Fred Hall: MIA > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > Better him than me (or you). > > > > > > > He was my favorite nutsack... > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > Maybe he will leave "it" to you in his will. > > > > > What good is a DRY sack??? > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Put it in your "Hope Chest". > > > Claim its a holy SACKrament and sell it to the smithsonian... > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > A rich guy like yourself should just donate it. > > A "rich guy" like myself would sell to the 'ighest biddah. I wish I was a "rich guy"...unlike myself ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Trying to pull my leg again!
John \"C\ <honestjohn@centurytel.net> pinched out a steaming pile of<9d6dnXSW2OTWPbbanZ2dnUVZ_gednZ2d@centurytel.net>: > >"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message >news:20071102085351.14bb6295@vector... >On Thu, 1 Nov 2007 12:59:10 -0600 >"John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith >with: > >> >> "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message >> news:20071101085159.0764c46d@vector... >> On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:47:21 -0600 >> "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith >> with: >> >> > >> > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message >> > news:20071031084918.3bad7321@vector... >> > On Tue, 30 Oct 2007 13:55:35 -0600 >> > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious >> > bandwith with: >> > >> > > >> > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message >> > > news:20071030083510.584928d0@vector... >> > > On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 13:02:34 -0600 >> > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious >> > > bandwith with: >> > > >> > > > >> > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message >> > > > news:20071029083359.3df6b8c7@vector... >> > > > On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:07:04 -0600 >> > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious >> > > > bandwith with: >> > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message >> > > > > news:20071028090154.00bbfc85@vector... >> > > > > On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 16:54:34 -0500 >> > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious >> > > > > bandwith with: >> > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message >> > > > > > news:20071027090959.64f5dc20@vector... >> > > > > > On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:27:20 -0500 >> > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious >> > > > > > bandwith with: >> > > > > > >> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message >> > > > > > > news:20071026085420.772dd679@vector... >> > > > > > > On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:09:47 -0500 >> > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted >> > > > > > > precious bandwith with: >> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message >> > > > > > > > news:20071025090228.54488ab2@vector... >> > > > > > > > On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:51:58 -0500 >> > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted >> > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: >> > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in >> > > > > > > > > message news:20071024094317.35fee941@vector... >> > > > > > > > > On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:10:08 -0500 >> > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted >> > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: >> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in >> > > > > > > > > > message news:20071023090425.079e93bf@vector... >> > > > > > > > > > On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:25:58 -0500 >> > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted >> > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: >> > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in >> > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071022084501.0a577af1@vector... >> > > > > > > > > > > On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500 >> > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> >> > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: >> > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in >> > > > > > > > > > > > message >> > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector... On >> > > > > > > > > > > > Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500"John \"C\"" >> > > > > > > > > > > > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious >> > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote >> > > > > > > > > > > > > in message >> > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... On >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500"John >> > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted >> > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector... >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500"John >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector... >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centuryte >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted precious bandwith with: >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ... On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@century >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te l.net> wasted precious bandwith >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with: >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vect >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or... On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centu >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ry te l.net> wasted precious >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > message >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@ve >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ct or... On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 12:21:15-0500"John\"C\""<honest >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > john@centu ry te l.net> wasted >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071014090528.31349d66@ >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ve ct or... On Sat, 13 Oct >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2007 >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 15:31:12-0500"John\"C\""<hone >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > st john@centu ry te l.net> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071013094007.499158a >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a@ ve ct or... On Fri, 12 >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oct 2007 >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 11:47:16-0500"John\"C\""<ho >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ne st john@centu ry te >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted precious >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071012091819.514d3 >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > b8 a@ ve ct or... On Thu, >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 11 Oct 2007 >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10:25:29-0500"John\"C\""< >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho ne st john@centu ry te >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted precious >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071011091956.37d >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 51 8e a@ ve ct or... >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 13:30:15 GMT Aratzio >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c om> wasted precious >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 09:16:04-0400, in >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.f >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lo nk.f lo nk.f lo >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nk, dave >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .O rG> bloviated: >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >15:47:57-0400, >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Daedalus<jade@netk >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >0o 0o ks.o rg> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >wrote: >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >2007 12:38:49-0700, >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pms<jda000111@hotm >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >ai l. co m> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >wrote:>>>>>>>IAM >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >TRYING TOFIGURE OUT >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >WHT THIS GROUP >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >IS>>>>NOBODY WILL >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >TELL ME>>>>WHAT I >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >FOUND:>> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flonking?>>Two >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >teams take turns to >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dance around each >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >other and have the >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >beer->>soaked dwile >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flung at >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >them.>>>>'Flonk' is >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >probably a >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >corruption of >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flong, an old past >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >tense of >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >fling;>>and'dwile' >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >is a knitted floor >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >cloth, from the >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish'dweil'.>>> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>I spit on the >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish!>>>Appropr >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >ia te and seasonal >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dress is important. >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >The BBC provides >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >photos>>of seasoned >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flonkers here and >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >here and the >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >interested would-be >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flonker>>is >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >well-advised to >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >study them >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >closely.>>The best >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >way to understand >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flonking is to >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >watch everything >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Mimus does>and >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >mimic it. >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >lot. them watch >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >ee ee!!! >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That way you can*see* >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me HUMPING YOUR LEG. >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush so he can clean >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the fur off his >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trousers! >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my cock apparently >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > legs? >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MacGonagal at this point... >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that Shamus is a character on >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Family Guy: >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't like it I'm gonna fart >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real loud! >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pretty much spot on: >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: You get a free gun with your >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >JD! >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie? >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that lab-quality >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~ >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the local hospital to induce labor >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in difficult cases with my >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > humongous"Probe". >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disgusting...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas-mask for the smell. >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here...man... Yeah...I said it. >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > always yippin real"BIG". >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your neuron the >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen it >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > needs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now I >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > only wear that mask when the wifey wants >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to get amorous! >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this USENET >> > > > > > > > > > > > > GOLDMINE, you're >> > > > > > > > > > > > > toast.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ She's >> > > > > > > > > > > > > too Ignert! >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... >> > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > > > > > > > > > > > Trust me - Honest John >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. >> > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > > > > > > > > > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to "Pull my >> > > > > > > > > > > leg". >> > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > Pull my finger... >> > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > > > > > > > > > After you just took your hand out of your pants >> > > > > > > > > > and shook off some liquid stuff, Naaaah, I'll >> > > > > > > > > > pass! >> > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > That was a tapeworm segment. It keeps me slim and >> > > > > > > > > trim!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > > > > > > > > Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body, however, a >> > > > > > > > > good source of Iron is nuts. >> > > > > > > > > Is that why you are fascinated by nutsacks? >> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > Yeah....yeah...thats totally it... >> > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > > > > > > > All righty then........use soap on them hands....... >> > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > Why? Are you gonna offer up your nutsack? >> > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > > > > > > I wouldn't want to make Old Fred jealous in his final >> > > > > > > days on Earth. >> > > > > > > >> > > > > > Where *is* Fred Hall these days? >> > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > > > > > Lingering in a Nursing Home, waiting to die. >> > > > > > >> > > > > Its usenet what done him in it is...? >> > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > > > > Yip. >> > > > > >> > > > Fred Hall: MIA >> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > > > Better him than me (or you). >> > > > >> > > He was my favorite nutsack... >> > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > > Maybe he will leave "it" to you in his will. >> > > >> > What good is a DRY sack??? >> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > Put it in your "Hope Chest". >> > >> Claim its a holy SACKrament and sell it to the smithsonian... >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> A rich guy like yourself should just donate it. >> >> >A "rich guy" like myself would sell to the 'ighest biddah. >I wish I was a "rich guy"...unlike myself >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >Trying to pull my leg again! > > If free time is the measure of a "rich life" then yes, I'm literally *rolling* in it. -- www.smirkingchimp.com
"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message news:472c8c3d$0$47101$892e7fe2@authen.yellow.readfreenews.net... > John \"C\ <honestjohn@centurytel.net> pinched out a steaming pile > of<9d6dnXSW2OTWPbbanZ2dnUVZ_gednZ2d@centurytel.net>: > > > > >"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > >news:20071102085351.14bb6295@vector... > >On Thu, 1 Nov 2007 12:59:10 -0600 > >"John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > >with: > > > >> > >> "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > >> news:20071101085159.0764c46d@vector... > >> On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:47:21 -0600 > >> "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > >> with: > >> > >> > > >> > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > >> > news:20071031084918.3bad7321@vector... > >> > On Tue, 30 Oct 2007 13:55:35 -0600 > >> > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > >> > bandwith with: > >> > > >> > > > >> > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > >> > > news:20071030083510.584928d0@vector... > >> > > On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 13:02:34 -0600 > >> > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > >> > > bandwith with: > >> > > > >> > > > > >> > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > >> > > > news:20071029083359.3df6b8c7@vector... > >> > > > On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:07:04 -0600 > >> > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > >> > > > bandwith with: > >> > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > >> > > > > news:20071028090154.00bbfc85@vector... > >> > > > > On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 16:54:34 -0500 > >> > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > >> > > > > bandwith with: > >> > > > > > >> > > > > > > >> > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > >> > > > > > news:20071027090959.64f5dc20@vector... > >> > > > > > On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:27:20 -0500 > >> > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > >> > > > > > bandwith with: > >> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > >> > > > > > > news:20071026085420.772dd679@vector... > >> > > > > > > On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:09:47 -0500 > >> > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > >> > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > >> > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > >> > > > > > > > news:20071025090228.54488ab2@vector... > >> > > > > > > > On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:51:58 -0500 > >> > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > >> > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > >> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > >> > > > > > > > > message news:20071024094317.35fee941@vector... > >> > > > > > > > > On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:10:08 -0500 > >> > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > >> > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > >> > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > >> > > > > > > > > > message news:20071023090425.079e93bf@vector... > >> > > > > > > > > > On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:25:58 -0500 > >> > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > >> > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > >> > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071022084501.0a577af1@vector... > >> > > > > > > > > > > On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500 > >> > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> > >> > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > >> > > > > > > > > > > > message > >> > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector... On > >> > > > > > > > > > > > Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500"John \"C\"" > >> > > > > > > > > > > > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > >> > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... On > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500"John > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector... > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500"John > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector... > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centuryte > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ... On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@century > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te l.net> wasted precious bandwith > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with: > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vect > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or... On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centu > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ry te l.net> wasted precious > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > message > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@ve > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ct or... On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 12:21:15-0500"John\"C\""<honest > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > john@centu ry te l.net> wasted > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071014090528.31349d66@ > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ve ct or... On Sat, 13 Oct > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2007 > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 15:31:12-0500"John\"C\""<hone > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > st john@centu ry te l.net> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071013094007.499158a > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a@ ve ct or... On Fri, 12 > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oct 2007 > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 11:47:16-0500"John\"C\""<ho > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ne st john@centu ry te > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted precious > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071012091819.514d3 > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > b8 a@ ve ct or... On Thu, > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 11 Oct 2007 > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10:25:29-0500"John\"C\""< > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho ne st john@centu ry te > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted precious > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071011091956.37d > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 51 8e a@ ve ct or... > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 13:30:15 GMT Aratzio > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c om> wasted precious > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 09:16:04-0400, in > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.f > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lo nk.f lo nk.f lo > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nk, dave > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .O rG> bloviated: > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >15:47:57-0400, > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Daedalus<jade@netk > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >0o 0o ks.o rg> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >wrote: > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >2007 12:38:49-0700, > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pms<jda000111@hotm > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >ai l. co m> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >wrote:>>>>>>>IAM > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >TRYING TOFIGURE OUT > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >WHT THIS GROUP > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >IS>>>>NOBODY WILL > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >TELL ME>>>>WHAT I > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >FOUND:>> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flonking?>>Two > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >teams take turns to > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dance around each > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >other and have the > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >beer->>soaked dwile > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flung at > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >them.>>>>'Flonk' is > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >probably a > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >corruption of > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flong, an old past > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >tense of > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >fling;>>and'dwile' > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >is a knitted floor > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >cloth, from the > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish'dweil'.>>> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>I spit on the > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish!>>>Appropr > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >ia te and seasonal > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dress is important. > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >The BBC provides > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >photos>>of seasoned > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flonkers here and > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >here and the > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >interested would-be > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flonker>>is > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >well-advised to > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >study them > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >closely.>>The best > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >way to understand > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flonking is to > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >watch everything > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Mimus does>and > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >mimic it. > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >lot. them watch > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >ee ee!!! > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That way you can*see* > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me HUMPING YOUR LEG. > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush so he can clean > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the fur off his > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trousers! > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my cock apparently > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > legs? > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MacGonagal at this point... > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that Shamus is a character on > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Family Guy: > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't like it I'm gonna fart > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real loud! > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pretty much spot on: > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: You get a free gun with your > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >JD! > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie? > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that lab-quality > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~ > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the local hospital to induce labor > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in difficult cases with my > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > humongous"Probe". > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disgusting...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas-mask for the smell. > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here...man... Yeah...I said it. > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > always yippin real"BIG". > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your neuron the > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen it > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > needs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now I > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > only wear that mask when the wifey wants > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to get amorous! > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this USENET > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > GOLDMINE, you're > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > toast.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ She's > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > too Ignert! > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... > >> > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > > > > > > > > > > > Trust me - Honest John > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > >> > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > > > > > > > > > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to "Pull my > >> > > > > > > > > > > leg". > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > Pull my finger... > >> > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > > > > > > > > > After you just took your hand out of your pants > >> > > > > > > > > > and shook off some liquid stuff, Naaaah, I'll > >> > > > > > > > > > pass! > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > That was a tapeworm segment. It keeps me slim and > >> > > > > > > > > trim!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > > > > > > > > Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body, however, a > >> > > > > > > > > good source of Iron is nuts. > >> > > > > > > > > Is that why you are fascinated by nutsacks? > >> > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > Yeah....yeah...thats totally it... > >> > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > > > > > > > All righty then........use soap on them hands....... > >> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > Why? Are you gonna offer up your nutsack? > >> > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > > > > > > I wouldn't want to make Old Fred jealous in his final > >> > > > > > > days on Earth. > >> > > > > > > > >> > > > > > Where *is* Fred Hall these days? > >> > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > > > > > Lingering in a Nursing Home, waiting to die. > >> > > > > > > >> > > > > Its usenet what done him in it is...? > >> > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > > > > Yip. > >> > > > > > >> > > > Fred Hall: MIA > >> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > > > Better him than me (or you). > >> > > > > >> > > He was my favorite nutsack... > >> > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > > Maybe he will leave "it" to you in his will. > >> > > > >> > What good is a DRY sack??? > >> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > Put it in your "Hope Chest". > >> > > >> Claim its a holy SACKrament and sell it to the smithsonian... > >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> A rich guy like yourself should just donate it. > >> > >> > >A "rich guy" like myself would sell to the 'ighest biddah. > >I wish I was a "rich guy"...unlike myself > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >Trying to pull my leg again! > > > If free time is the measure of a "rich life" then yes, I'm literally > *rolling* in it. Then you can watch re-runs of "Leave It To Beaver" on TVLand.
a fancy done? "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message news:20071101085159.0764c46d@vector... On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:47:21 -0600 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071031084918.3bad7321@vector... > On Tue, 30 Oct 2007 13:55:35 -0600 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071030083510.584928d0@vector... > > On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 13:02:34 -0600 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071029083359.3df6b8c7@vector... > > > On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:07:04 -0600 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071028090154.00bbfc85@vector... > > > > On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 16:54:34 -0500 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071027090959.64f5dc20@vector... > > > > > On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:27:20 -0500 > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > news:20071026085420.772dd679@vector... > > > > > > On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:09:47 -0500 > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > news:20071025090228.54488ab2@vector... > > > > > > > On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:51:58 -0500 > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > > news:20071024094317.35fee941@vector... > > > > > > > > On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:10:08 -0500 > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > message news:20071023090425.079e93bf@vector... > > > > > > > > > On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:25:58 -0500 > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071022084501.0a577af1@vector... > > > > > > > > > > On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500"John \"C\"" > > > > > > > > > > > > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centuryte > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vector > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ... On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@century > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te l.net> wasted precious bandwith > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vect > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or... On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centu > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ry te l.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071014090528.31349d66@ve > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ct or... On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 15:31:12-0500"John\"C\""<honest > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > john@centu ry te l.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071013094007.499158aa@ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ve ct or... On Fri, 12 Oct > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 11:47:16-0500"John\"C\""<hone > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > st john@centu ry te l.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071012091819.514d3b8 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a@ ve ct or... On Thu, 11 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10:25:29-0500"John\"C\""<ho > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ne st john@centu ry te > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071011091956.37d51 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 8e a@ ve ct or... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 13:30:15 GMT Aratzio > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.c > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 09:16:04-0400, in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flo > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nk.f lo nk.f lo nk, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dave > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw.O > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rG> bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >15:47:57-0400, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Daedalus<jade@netk0o > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >0o ks.o rg> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >12:38:49-0700, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pms<jda000111@hotmai > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >l. co m> wrote:>>>>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >OUT WHT THIS GROUP > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >IS>>>>NOBODY WILL > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >TELL ME>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flonking?>>Two teams > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >take turns to dance > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >around each other and > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >have the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >beer->>soaked dwile > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flung at > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >them.>>>>'Flonk' is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >probably a corruption > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >of flong, an old past > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >tense of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >fling;>>and'dwile' is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >a knitted floor > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >cloth, from the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish'dweil'.>>>>I > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >spit on the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish!>>>Appropria > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >te and seasonal dress > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >is important. The BBC > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >provides photos>>of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >seasoned flonkers > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >here and here and the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >interested would-be > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flonker>>is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >well-advised to study > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >them closely.>>The > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >best way to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >understand flonking > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >is to watch > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >everything Mimus > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >does>and mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >lot. them watch > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >ee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That way you can*see* me > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > HUMPING YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush so he can clean the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fur off his trousers! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cock apparently > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > legs? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MacGonagal at this point... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that Shamus is a character on > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Family Guy: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like it I'm gonna fart real > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loud! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pretty much spot on: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: You get a free gun with your JD! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that lab-quality > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the local hospital to induce labor > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in difficult cases with my > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > humongous"Probe". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit disgusting... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a gas-mask > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for the smell. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin here...man... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah...I said it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > always yippin real"BIG". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your neuron the > > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen it > > > > > > > > > > > > > needs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now I > > > > > > > > > > > > > only wear that mask when the wifey wants > > > > > > > > > > > > > to get amorous! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this USENET GOLDMINE, > > > > > > > > > > > > you're toast.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > She's too Ignert! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > Trust me - Honest John > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to "Pull my leg". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pull my finger... > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > After you just took your hand out of your pants > > > > > > > > > and shook off some liquid stuff, Naaaah, I'll > > > > > > > > > pass! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That was a tapeworm segment. It keeps me slim and > > > > > > > > trim!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body, however, a > > > > > > > > good source of Iron is nuts. > > > > > > > > Is that why you are fascinated by nutsacks? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah....yeah...thats totally it... > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > All righty then........use soap on them hands....... > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why? Are you gonna offer up your nutsack? > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > I wouldn't want to make Old Fred jealous in his final > > > > > > days on Earth. > > > > > > > > > > > Where *is* Fred Hall these days? > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > Lingering in a Nursing Home, waiting to die. > > > > > > > > > Its usenet what done him in it is...? > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > Yip. > > > > > > > Fred Hall: MIA > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > Better him than me (or you). > > > > > He was my favorite nutsack... > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Maybe he will leave "it" to you in his will. > > > What good is a DRY sack??? > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Put it in your "Hope Chest". > Claim its a holy SACKrament and sell it to the smithsonian... -- www.smirkingchimp.com
On Sat, 3 Nov 2007 23:42:12 -0600 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:472c8c3d$0$47101$892e7fe2@authen.yellow.readfreenews.net... > > John \"C\ <honestjohn@centurytel.net> pinched out a steaming > > pile of<9d6dnXSW2OTWPbbanZ2dnUVZ_gednZ2d@centurytel.net>: > > > > > > > >"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > >news:20071102085351.14bb6295@vector... > > >On Thu, 1 Nov 2007 12:59:10 -0600 > > >"John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > >bandwith with: > > > > > >> > > >> "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > >> news:20071101085159.0764c46d@vector... > > >> On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:47:21 -0600 > > >> "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > >bandwith> with: > > >> > > >> > > > >> > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > >> > news:20071031084918.3bad7321@vector... > > >> > On Tue, 30 Oct 2007 13:55:35 -0600 > > >> > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > >> > bandwith with: > > >> > > > >> > > > > >> > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > >> > > news:20071030083510.584928d0@vector... > > >> > > On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 13:02:34 -0600 > > >> > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > >> > > bandwith with: > > >> > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > >> > > > news:20071029083359.3df6b8c7@vector... > > >> > > > On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:07:04 -0600 > > >> > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > >precious> > > > bandwith with: > > >> > > > > > >> > > > > > > >> > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > >> > > > > news:20071028090154.00bbfc85@vector... > > >> > > > > On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 16:54:34 -0500 > > >> > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > >precious> > > > > bandwith with: > > >> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > >> > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > >> > > > > > news:20071027090959.64f5dc20@vector... > > >> > > > > > On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:27:20 -0500 > > >> > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > >precious> > > > > > bandwith with: > > >> > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > >message> > > > > > > news:20071026085420.772dd679@vector... > > >> > > > > > > On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:09:47 -0500 > > >> > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > >> > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > >> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > >message> > > > > > > > news:20071025090228.54488ab2@vector... > > >> > > > > > > > On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:51:58 -0500 > > >> > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > >> > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > >> > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > >> > > > > > > > > message > > >news:20071024094317.35fee941@vector...> > > > > > > > > On Tue, > > >23 Oct 2007 12:10:08 -0500> > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" > > ><honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted> > > > > > > > > precious > > >bandwith with:> > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > >> > > > > > > > > > message > > >news:20071023090425.079e93bf@vector...> > > > > > > > > > On > > >Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:25:58 -0500> > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" > > ><honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted> > > > > > > > > > precious > > >bandwith with:> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > >in> > > > > > > > > > > message > > >news:20071022084501.0a577af1@vector...> > > > > > > > > > > On > > >Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500> > > > > > > > > > > "John > > >\"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net>> > > > > > > > > > > wasted > > >precious bandwith with:> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > >wrote in> > > > > > > > > > > > message > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector... > > >On> > > > > > > > > > > > Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500"John > > >\"C\""> > > > > > > > > > > > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> > > >wasted precious> > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > >wrote> > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... On> > > > > > > > > > > > > Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500"John > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> > > >wasted> > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > >wrote> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector...> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500"John > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> > > >wasted> > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in > > >message> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector...> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >-0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centuryte> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in > > >message> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ... On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >-0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@century> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te l.net> wasted precious bandwith > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with: > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote > > >in message> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vect> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or... On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >-0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centu> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ry te l.net> wasted precious > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > >wrote in> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@ve> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ct or... On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >12:21:15-0500"John\"C\""<honest> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > john@centu ry te l.net> wasted > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > >wrote> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >news:20071014090528.31349d66@> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ve ct or... On Sat, 13 Oct > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2007 > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >15:31:12-0500"John\"C\""<hone> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > st john@centu ry te l.net> > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith > > >with:> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >news:20071013094007.499158a> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a@ ve ct or... On Fri, 12 > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oct 2007 > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >11:47:16-0500"John\"C\""<ho> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ne st john@centu ry te > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted precious > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >news:20071012091819.514d3> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > b8 a@ ve ct or... On Thu, > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 11 Oct 2007 > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >10:25:29-0500"John\"C\""<> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho ne st john@centu ry te > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted > > >precious> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith > > >with:> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >news:20071011091956.37d> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 51 8e a@ ve ct or... > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct > > >2007> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 13:30:15 GMT > > >Aratzio> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail> > 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>everything> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>Mimus does>and> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>mimic it.> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im > > >posting a> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >lot. > > >them watch> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >ee ee!!!> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that > > >you?> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses > > >on yo.> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That way > > >you can*see*> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me > > >HUMPING YOUR LEG.> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a > > >lint> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush so he can > > >clean> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the fur off > > >his> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trousers! > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out > > >of> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my cock > > >apparently> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three > > >wooden> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > legs? > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MacGonagal at this > > >point...> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont > > >know> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that Shamus is a > > >character on> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Family Guy: > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if > > >I> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't like it I'm gonna > > >fart> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real loud! > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas > > >culture> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pretty much spot > > >on:> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: You get a free gun > > >with your> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >JD! > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie? > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally > > >sent you> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that lab-quality > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~ > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be > > >"on-call" at> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the local > > >hospital to induce labor> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in > > >difficult cases with my> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >humongous"Probe".> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >disgusting...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas-mask for the smell. > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here...man... Yeah...I said it. > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's > > >chiuahuah,> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > always yippin > > >real"BIG".> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your > > >neuron the> > > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen it > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > needs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >Now I> > > > > > > > > > > > > > only wear that mask when the > > >wifey wants> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to get amorous! > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this USENET > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > GOLDMINE, you're > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > toast.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >She's> > > > > > > > > > > > > too Ignert! > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > Trust me - Honest John > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > > >> > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > > > > > > > > > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to "Pull my > > >> > > > > > > > > > > leg". > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > Pull my finger... > > >> > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > > > > > > > > > After you just took your hand out of your > > >pants> > > > > > > > > > and shook off some liquid stuff, > > >Naaaah, I'll> > > > > > > > > > pass! > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > That was a tapeworm segment. It keeps me slim > > >and> > > > > > > > > trim!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > > > > > > > > Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body, > > >however, a> > > > > > > > > good source of Iron is nuts. > > >> > > > > > > > > Is that why you are fascinated by nutsacks? > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > Yeah....yeah...thats totally it... > > >> > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > > > > > > > All righty then........use soap on them > > >hands.......> > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > Why? Are you gonna offer up your nutsack? > > >> > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > > > > > > I wouldn't want to make Old Fred jealous in his > > >final> > > > > > > days on Earth. > > >> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > Where *is* Fred Hall these days? > > >> > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > > > > > Lingering in a Nursing Home, waiting to die. > > >> > > > > > > > >> > > > > Its usenet what done him in it is...? > > >> > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > > > > Yip. > > >> > > > > > > >> > > > Fred Hall: MIA > > >> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > > > Better him than me (or you). > > >> > > > > > >> > > He was my favorite nutsack... > > >> > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > > Maybe he will leave "it" to you in his will. > > >> > > > > >> > What good is a DRY sack??? > > >> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > Put it in your "Hope Chest". > > >> > > > >> Claim its a holy SACKrament and sell it to the smithsonian... > > >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> A rich guy like yourself should just donate it. > > >> > > >> > > >A "rich guy" like myself would sell to the 'ighest biddah. > > >I wish I was a "rich guy"...unlike myself > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >Trying to pull my leg again! > > > > > If free time is the measure of a "rich life" then yes, I'm > > literally*rolling* in it. > > Then you can watch re-runs of "Leave It To Beaver" on TVLand. > It would all be new to me! Start trek is more interesting than some fictional terminally happy family that lived in one of the shortest periods of economic opportunity in US his'try -- www.alternet.org
On Sun, 4 Nov 2007 11:13:46 -0500 "HDAGHL HMACKENZ" <HDAGHL_HMACKENZ@comcast.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > a fancy done? > A spot o tea on yer pinnafore, M8! Oh you nancyboys... > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071101085159.0764c46d@vector... > On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:47:21 -0600 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071031084918.3bad7321@vector... > > On Tue, 30 Oct 2007 13:55:35 -0600 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071030083510.584928d0@vector... > > > On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 13:02:34 -0600 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071029083359.3df6b8c7@vector... > > > > On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:07:04 -0600 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071028090154.00bbfc85@vector... > > > > > On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 16:54:34 -0500 > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > news:20071027090959.64f5dc20@vector... > > > > > > On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:27:20 -0500 > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > news:20071026085420.772dd679@vector... > > > > > > > On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:09:47 -0500 > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > > news:20071025090228.54488ab2@vector... > > > > > > > > On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:51:58 -0500 > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > message news:20071024094317.35fee941@vector... > > > > > > > > > On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:10:08 -0500 > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071023090425.079e93bf@vector... > > > > > > > > > > On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:25:58 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071022084501.0a577af1@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500"John \"C\"" > > > > > > > > > > > > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centuryte > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ... 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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 09:16:04-0400, in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.f > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lo nk.f lo nk.f lo > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nk, dave > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .O rG> bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >15:47:57-0400, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Daedalus<jade@netk > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >0o 0o ks.o rg> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >2007 12:38:49-0700, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pms<jda000111@hotm > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >ai l. co m> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >wrote:>>>>>>>IAM > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >TRYING TOFIGURE OUT > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >WHT THIS GROUP > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >IS>>>>NOBODY WILL > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >TELL ME>>>>WHAT I > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >FOUND:>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flonking?>>Two > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >teams take turns to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dance around each > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >other and have the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >beer->>soaked dwile > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flung at > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >them.>>>>'Flonk' is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >probably a > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >corruption of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flong, an old past > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >tense of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >fling;>>and'dwile' > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >is a knitted floor > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >cloth, from the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish'dweil'.>>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>I spit on the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish!>>>Appropr > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >ia te and seasonal > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dress is important. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >The BBC provides > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >photos>>of seasoned > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flonkers here and > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >here and the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >interested would-be > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flonker>>is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >well-advised to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >study them > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >closely.>>The best > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >way to understand > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flonking is to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >watch everything > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Mimus does>and > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >lot. them watch > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >ee ee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That way you can*see* > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me HUMPING YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush so he can clean > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the fur off his > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trousers! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my cock apparently > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > legs? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MacGonagal at this point... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that Shamus is a character on > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Family Guy: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't like it I'm gonna fart > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real loud! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pretty much spot on: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: You get a free gun with your > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >JD! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that lab-quality > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the local hospital to induce labor > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in difficult cases with my > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > humongous"Probe". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disgusting...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas-mask for the smell. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here...man... Yeah...I said it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > always yippin real"BIG". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your neuron the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen it > > > > > > > > > > > > > > needs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now I > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only wear that mask when the wifey wants > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to get amorous! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this USENET > > > > > > > > > > > > > GOLDMINE, you're > > > > > > > > > > > > > toast.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ She's > > > > > > > > > > > > > too Ignert! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > Trust me - Honest John > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to "Pull my > > > > > > > > > > > leg". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pull my finger... > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > After you just took your hand out of your pants > > > > > > > > > > and shook off some liquid stuff, Naaaah, I'll > > > > > > > > > > pass! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That was a tapeworm segment. It keeps me slim and > > > > > > > > > trim!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body, however, a > > > > > > > > > good source of Iron is nuts. > > > > > > > > > Is that why you are fascinated by nutsacks? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah....yeah...thats totally it... > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > All righty then........use soap on them hands....... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why? Are you gonna offer up your nutsack? > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > I wouldn't want to make Old Fred jealous in his final > > > > > > > days on Earth. > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where *is* Fred Hall these days? > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > Lingering in a Nursing Home, waiting to die. > > > > > > > > > > > Its usenet what done him in it is...? > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > Yip. > > > > > > > > > Fred Hall: MIA > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > Better him than me (or you). > > > > > > > He was my favorite nutsack... > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > Maybe he will leave "it" to you in his will. > > > > > What good is a DRY sack??? > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Put it in your "Hope Chest". > > > Claim its a holy SACKrament and sell it to the smithsonian... > > -- > www.smirkingchimp.com > >
"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message news:20071104080816.1edf5e2c@vector... On Sat, 3 Nov 2007 23:42:12 -0600 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:472c8c3d$0$47101$892e7fe2@authen.yellow.readfreenews.net... > > John \"C\ <honestjohn@centurytel.net> pinched out a steaming > > pile of<9d6dnXSW2OTWPbbanZ2dnUVZ_gednZ2d@centurytel.net>: > > > > > > > >"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > >news:20071102085351.14bb6295@vector... > > >On Thu, 1 Nov 2007 12:59:10 -0600 > > >"John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > >bandwith with: > > > > > >> > > >> "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > >> news:20071101085159.0764c46d@vector... > > >> On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:47:21 -0600 > > >> "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > >bandwith> with: > > >> > > >> > > > >> > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > >> > news:20071031084918.3bad7321@vector... > > >> > On Tue, 30 Oct 2007 13:55:35 -0600 > > >> > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > >> > bandwith with: > > >> > > > >> > > > > >> > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > >> > > news:20071030083510.584928d0@vector... > > >> > > On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 13:02:34 -0600 > > >> > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > >> > > bandwith with: > > >> > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > >> > > > news:20071029083359.3df6b8c7@vector... > > >> > > > On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:07:04 -0600 > > >> > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > >precious> > > > bandwith with: > > >> > > > > > >> > > > > > > >> > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > >> > > > > news:20071028090154.00bbfc85@vector... > > >> > > > > On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 16:54:34 -0500 > > >> > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > >precious> > > > > bandwith with: > > >> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > >> > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > >> > > > > > news:20071027090959.64f5dc20@vector... > > >> > > > > > On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:27:20 -0500 > > >> > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > >precious> > > > > > bandwith with: > > >> > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > >message> > > > > > > news:20071026085420.772dd679@vector... > > >> > > > > > > On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:09:47 -0500 > > >> > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > >> > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > >> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > >message> > > > > > > > news:20071025090228.54488ab2@vector... > > >> > > > > > > > On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:51:58 -0500 > > >> > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > >> > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > >> > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > >> > > > > > > > > message > > >news:20071024094317.35fee941@vector...> > > > > > > > > On Tue, > > >23 Oct 2007 12:10:08 -0500> > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" > > ><honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted> > > > > > > > > precious > > >bandwith with:> > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > >> > > > > > > > > > message > > >news:20071023090425.079e93bf@vector...> > > > > > > > > > On > > >Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:25:58 -0500> > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" > > ><honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted> > > > > > > > > > precious > > >bandwith with:> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > >in> > > > > > > > > > > message > > >news:20071022084501.0a577af1@vector...> > > > > > > > > > > On > > >Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500> > > > > > > > > > > "John > > >\"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net>> > > > > > > > > > > wasted > > >precious bandwith with:> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > >wrote in> > > > > > > > > > > > message > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector... > > >On> > > > > > > > > > > > Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500"John > > >\"C\""> > > > > > > > > > > > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> > > >wasted precious> > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > >wrote> > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... On> > > > > > > > > > > > > Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500"John > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> > > >wasted> > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > >wrote> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector...> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500"John > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> > > >wasted> > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in > > >message> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector...> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >-0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centuryte> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in > > >message> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ... On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >-0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@century> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te l.net> wasted precious bandwith > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with: > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote > > >in message> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vect> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or... On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >-0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centu> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ry te l.net> wasted precious > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > >wrote in> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@ve> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ct or... On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >12:21:15-0500"John\"C\""<honest> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > john@centu ry te l.net> wasted > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > >wrote> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >news:20071014090528.31349d66@> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ve ct or... On Sat, 13 Oct > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2007 > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >15:31:12-0500"John\"C\""<hone> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > st john@centu ry te l.net> > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith > > >with:> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >news:20071013094007.499158a> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a@ ve ct or... On Fri, 12 > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oct 2007 > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >11:47:16-0500"John\"C\""<ho> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ne st john@centu ry te > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted precious > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >news:20071012091819.514d3> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > b8 a@ ve ct or... On Thu, > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 11 Oct 2007 > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >10:25:29-0500"John\"C\""<> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho ne st john@centu ry te > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted > > >precious> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith > > >with:> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >news:20071011091956.37d> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 51 8e a@ ve ct or... > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct > > >2007> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 13:30:15 GMT > > >Aratzio> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c om> wasted precious > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct > > >2007> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >09:16:04-0400, in> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.f > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lo nk.f lo nk.f > > >lo> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nk, dave > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .O rG> bloviated: > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct > > >2007> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>15:47:57-0400,> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>Daedalus<jade@netk> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >0o 0o ks.o rg>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>wrote:> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 > > >Oct> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >2007 > > >12:38:49-0700,> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>pms<jda000111@hotm> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >ai l. co m>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>wrote:>>>>>>>IAM> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >TRYING TOFIGURE OUT > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >WHT THIS GROUP > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >IS>>>>NOBODY > > >WILL> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >TELL > > >ME>>>>WHAT I> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>FOUND:>>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>>What IS Dwile> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>Flonking?>>Two> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>teams take turns to> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dance around each> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >other and have the > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >beer->>soaked > > >dwile> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flung at > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>them.>>>>'Flonk' is> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >probably a> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>corruption of> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>flong, an old past> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >tense of> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>fling;>>and'dwile'> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >is a knitted floor> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >cloth, from the > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>Flemish'dweil'.>>>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>I spit on the> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>Flemish!>>>Appropr> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >ia te and seasonal> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dress is important. > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >The BBC > > >provides> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>photos>>of seasoned> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flonkers here and> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >here and the > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >interested > > >would-be> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>flonker>>is> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>well-advised to> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>study them> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>closely.>>The best> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >way to understand> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flonking is to > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >watch > > >everything> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>Mimus does>and> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>mimic it.> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im > > >posting a> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >lot. > > >them watch> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >ee ee!!!> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that > > >you?> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses > > >on yo.> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That way > > >you can*see*> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me > > >HUMPING YOUR LEG.> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a > > >lint> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush so he can > > >clean> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the fur off > > >his> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trousers! > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out > > >of> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my cock > > >apparently> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three > > >wooden> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > legs? > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MacGonagal at this > > >point...> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont > > >know> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that Shamus is a > > >character on> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Family Guy: > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if > > >I> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't like it I'm gonna > > >fart> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real loud! > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas > > >culture> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pretty much spot > > >on:> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: You get a free gun > > >with your> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >JD! > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie? > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally > > >sent you> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that lab-quality > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~ > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be > > >"on-call" at> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the local > > >hospital to induce labor> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in > > >difficult cases with my> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >humongous"Probe".> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >disgusting...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas-mask for the smell. > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here...man... Yeah...I said it. > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's > > >chiuahuah,> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > always yippin > > >real"BIG".> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your > > >neuron the> > > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen it > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > needs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >Now I> > > > > > > > > > > > > > only wear that mask when the > > >wifey wants> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to get amorous! > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this USENET > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > GOLDMINE, you're > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > toast.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >She's> > > > > > > > > > > > > too Ignert! > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > Trust me - Honest John > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > > >> > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > > > > > > > > > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to "Pull my > > >> > > > > > > > > > > leg". > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > Pull my finger... > > >> > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > > > > > > > > > After you just took your hand out of your > > >pants> > > > > > > > > > and shook off some liquid stuff, > > >Naaaah, I'll> > > > > > > > > > pass! > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > That was a tapeworm segment. It keeps me slim > > >and> > > > > > > > > trim!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > > > > > > > > Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body, > > >however, a> > > > > > > > > good source of Iron is nuts. > > >> > > > > > > > > Is that why you are fascinated by nutsacks? > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > Yeah....yeah...thats totally it... > > >> > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > > > > > > > All righty then........use soap on them > > >hands.......> > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > Why? Are you gonna offer up your nutsack? > > >> > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > > > > > > I wouldn't want to make Old Fred jealous in his > > >final> > > > > > > days on Earth. > > >> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > Where *is* Fred Hall these days? > > >> > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > > > > > Lingering in a Nursing Home, waiting to die. > > >> > > > > > > > >> > > > > Its usenet what done him in it is...? > > >> > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > > > > Yip. > > >> > > > > > > >> > > > Fred Hall: MIA > > >> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > > > Better him than me (or you). > > >> > > > > > >> > > He was my favorite nutsack... > > >> > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > > Maybe he will leave "it" to you in his will. > > >> > > > > >> > What good is a DRY sack??? > > >> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > Put it in your "Hope Chest". > > >> > > > >> Claim its a holy SACKrament and sell it to the smithsonian... > > >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> A rich guy like yourself should just donate it. > > >> > > >> > > >A "rich guy" like myself would sell to the 'ighest biddah. > > >I wish I was a "rich guy"...unlike myself > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >Trying to pull my leg again! > > > > > If free time is the measure of a "rich life" then yes, I'm > > literally*rolling* in it. > > Then you can watch re-runs of "Leave It To Beaver" on TVLand. > It would all be new to me! Start trek is more interesting than some fictional terminally happy family that lived in one of the shortest periods of economic opportunity in US his'try ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It's better than drugs!
John \"C\ <honestjohn@centurytel.net> pinched out a steaming pile of<upSdnSLpx4_sFbPanZ2dnUVZ_h-vnZ2d@centurytel.net>: > >"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message >news:20071104080816.1edf5e2c@vector... >On Sat, 3 Nov 2007 23:42:12 -0600 >"John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith >with: > >> >> "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message >> news:472c8c3d$0$47101$892e7fe2@authen.yellow.readfreenews.net... >> > John \"C\ <honestjohn@centurytel.net> pinched out a steaming >> > pile of<9d6dnXSW2OTWPbbanZ2dnUVZ_gednZ2d@centurytel.net>: >> > >> > > >> > >"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message >> > >news:20071102085351.14bb6295@vector... >> > >On Thu, 1 Nov 2007 12:59:10 -0600 >> > >"John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious >> > >bandwith with: >> > > >> > >> >> > >> "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message >> > >> news:20071101085159.0764c46d@vector... >> > >> On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:47:21 -0600 >> > >> "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious >> > >bandwith> with: >> > >> >> > >> > >> > >> > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message >> > >> > news:20071031084918.3bad7321@vector... >> > >> > On Tue, 30 Oct 2007 13:55:35 -0600 >> > >> > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious >> > >> > bandwith with: >> > >> > >> > >> > > >> > >> > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message >> > >> > > news:20071030083510.584928d0@vector... >> > >> > > On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 13:02:34 -0600 >> > >> > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious >> > >> > > bandwith with: >> > >> > > >> > >> > > > >> > >> > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message >> > >> > > > news:20071029083359.3df6b8c7@vector... >> > >> > > > On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:07:04 -0600 >> > >> > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted >> > >precious> > > > bandwith with: >> > >> > > > >> > >> > > > > >> > >> > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message >> > >> > > > > news:20071028090154.00bbfc85@vector... >> > >> > > > > On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 16:54:34 -0500 >> > >> > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted >> > >precious> > > > > bandwith with: >> > >> > > > > >> > >> > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message >> > >> > > > > > news:20071027090959.64f5dc20@vector... >> > >> > > > > > On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:27:20 -0500 >> > >> > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted >> > >precious> > > > > > bandwith with: >> > >> > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in >> > >message> > > > > > > news:20071026085420.772dd679@vector... >> > >> > > > > > > On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:09:47 -0500 >> > >> > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted >> > >> > > > > > > precious bandwith with: >> > >> > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in >> > >message> > > > > > > > news:20071025090228.54488ab2@vector... >> > >> > > > > > > > On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:51:58 -0500 >> > >> > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted >> > >> > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: >> > >> > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in >> > >> > > > > > > > > message >> > >news:20071024094317.35fee941@vector...> > > > > > > > > On Tue, >> > >23 Oct 2007 12:10:08 -0500> > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" >> > ><honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted> > > > > > > > > precious >> > >bandwith with:> > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in >> > >> > > > > > > > > > message >> > >news:20071023090425.079e93bf@vector...> > > > > > > > > > On >> > >Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:25:58 -0500> > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" >> > ><honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted> > > > > > > > > > precious >> > >bandwith with:> > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote >> > >in> > > > > > > > > > > message >> > >news:20071022084501.0a577af1@vector...> > > > > > > > > > > On >> > >Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500> > > > > > > > > > > "John >> > >\"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net>> > > > > > > > > > > wasted >> > >precious bandwith with:> > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> >> > >wrote in> > > > > > > > > > > > message >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector... >> > >On> > > > > > > > > > > > Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500"John >> > >\"C\""> > > > > > > > > > > > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> >> > >wasted precious> > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> >> > >wrote> > > > > > > > > > > > > in message >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > 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On> > > > > > > > > > > >> > Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500"John >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> >> > >wasted> > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> >> > >wrote> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector...> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500"John >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> >> > >wasted> > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" >> > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in >> > >message> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector...> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >-0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centuryte> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > l.net> wasted precious bandwith with: >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" >> > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in >> > >message> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > ... On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >-0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@century> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > te l.net> wasted precious bandwith >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with: >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" >> > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote >> > >in message> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vect> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > or... On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >-0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centu> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > ry te l.net> wasted precious >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> >> > >wrote in> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > message >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@ve> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > ct or... On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >12:21:15-0500"John\"C\""<honest> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > john@centu ry te l.net> wasted >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> >> > >wrote> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >news:20071014090528.31349d66@> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > ve ct or... 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On Fri, 12 >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oct 2007 >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >11:47:16-0500"John\"C\""<ho> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > ne st john@centu ry te >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted precious >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> wrote in message >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >news:20071012091819.514d3> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > b8 a@ ve ct or... 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> > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally >> > >sent you> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that lab-quality >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > ~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be >> > >"on-call" at> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the local >> > >hospital to induce labor> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in >> > >difficult cases with my> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >humongous"Probe".> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >disgusting...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas-mask for the smell. >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here...man... Yeah...I said it. >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's >> > >chiuahuah,> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > always yippin >> > >real"BIG".> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your >> > >neuron the> > > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen it >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > needs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > >Now I> > > > > > > > > > > > > > only wear that mask when the >> > >wifey wants> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to get amorous! >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this USENET >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > GOLDMINE, you're >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > toast.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > >She's> > > > > > > > > > > > > too Ignert! >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > Trust me - Honest John >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to "Pull my >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > leg". >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > Pull my finger... >> > >> > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > > > > > > > > > After you just took your hand out of your >> > >pants> > > > > > > > > > and shook off some liquid stuff, >> > >Naaaah, I'll> > > > > > > > > > pass! >> > >> > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > That was a tapeworm segment. It keeps me slim >> > >and> > > > > > > > > trim!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > > > > > > > > Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body, >> > >however, a> > > > > > > > > good source of Iron is nuts. >> > >> > > > > > > > > Is that why you are fascinated by nutsacks? >> > >> > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > Yeah....yeah...thats totally it... >> > >> > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > > > > > > > All righty then........use soap on them >> > >hands.......> > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > Why? Are you gonna offer up your nutsack? >> > >> > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > > > > > > I wouldn't want to make Old Fred jealous in his >> > >final> > > > > > > days on Earth. >> > >> > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > Where *is* Fred Hall these days? >> > >> > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > > > > > Lingering in a Nursing Home, waiting to die. >> > >> > > > > > >> > >> > > > > Its usenet what done him in it is...? >> > >> > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > > > > Yip. >> > >> > > > > >> > >> > > > Fred Hall: MIA >> > >> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > > > Better him than me (or you). >> > >> > > > >> > >> > > He was my favorite nutsack... >> > >> > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > > Maybe he will leave "it" to you in his will. >> > >> > > >> > >> > What good is a DRY sack??? >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > Put it in your "Hope Chest". >> > >> > >> > >> Claim its a holy SACKrament and sell it to the smithsonian... >> > >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > >> A rich guy like yourself should just donate it. >> > >> >> > >> >> > >A "rich guy" like myself would sell to the 'ighest biddah. >> > >I wish I was a "rich guy"...unlike myself >> > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > >Trying to pull my leg again! >> > > >> > If free time is the measure of a "rich life" then yes, I'm >> > literally*rolling* in it. >> >> Then you can watch re-runs of "Leave It To Beaver" on TVLand. >> >It would all be new to me! >Start trek is more interesting than some fictional terminally happy >family that lived in one of the shortest periods of economic >opportunity in US his'try >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >It's better than drugs! > Gee...tough call that one...watch a fictional account of the 1950s or alter ones mind thru chemistry...hmmm... -- www.alternet.org
"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message news:472f3685$0$47134$892e7fe2@authen.yellow.readfreenews.net... > John \"C\ <honestjohn@centurytel.net> pinched out a steaming pile > of<upSdnSLpx4_sFbPanZ2dnUVZ_h-vnZ2d@centurytel.net>: > > > > >"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > >news:20071104080816.1edf5e2c@vector... > >On Sat, 3 Nov 2007 23:42:12 -0600 > >"John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > >with: > > > >> > >> "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > >> news:472c8c3d$0$47101$892e7fe2@authen.yellow.readfreenews.net... > >> > John \"C\ <honestjohn@centurytel.net> pinched out a steaming > >> > pile of<9d6dnXSW2OTWPbbanZ2dnUVZ_gednZ2d@centurytel.net>: > >> > > >> > > > >> > >"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > >> > >news:20071102085351.14bb6295@vector... > >> > >On Thu, 1 Nov 2007 12:59:10 -0600 > >> > >"John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > >> > >bandwith with: > >> > > > >> > >> > >> > >> "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > >> > >> news:20071101085159.0764c46d@vector... > >> > >> On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:47:21 -0600 > >> > >> "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > >> > >bandwith> with: > >> > >> > >> > >> > > >> > >> > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > >> > >> > news:20071031084918.3bad7321@vector... > >> > >> > On Tue, 30 Oct 2007 13:55:35 -0600 > >> > >> > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > >> > >> > bandwith with: > >> > >> > > >> > >> > > > >> > >> > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > >> > >> > > news:20071030083510.584928d0@vector... > >> > >> > > On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 13:02:34 -0600 > >> > >> > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > >> > >> > > bandwith with: > >> > >> > > > >> > >> > > > > >> > >> > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > >> > >> > > > news:20071029083359.3df6b8c7@vector... > >> > >> > > > On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:07:04 -0600 > >> > >> > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > >> > >precious> > > > bandwith with: > >> > >> > > > > >> > >> > > > > > >> > >> > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > >> > >> > > > > news:20071028090154.00bbfc85@vector... > >> > >> > > > > On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 16:54:34 -0500 > >> > >> > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > >> > >precious> > > > > bandwith with: > >> > >> > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > >> > >> > > > > > news:20071027090959.64f5dc20@vector... > >> > >> > > > > > On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:27:20 -0500 > >> > >> > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > >> > >precious> > > > > > bandwith with: > >> > >> > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > >> > >message> > > > > > > news:20071026085420.772dd679@vector... > >> > >> > > > > > > On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:09:47 -0500 > >> > >> > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > >> > >> > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > >> > >> > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > >> > >message> > > > > > > > news:20071025090228.54488ab2@vector... > >> > >> > > > > > > > On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:51:58 -0500 > >> > >> > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > >> > >> > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > >> > >> > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > >> > >> > > > > > > > > message > >> > >news:20071024094317.35fee941@vector...> > > > > > > > > On Tue, > >> > >23 Oct 2007 12:10:08 -0500> > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" > >> > ><honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted> > > > > > > > > precious > >> > >bandwith with:> > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > message > >> > >news:20071023090425.079e93bf@vector...> > > > > > > > > > On > >> > >Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:25:58 -0500> > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" > >> > ><honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted> > > > > > > > > > precious > >> > >bandwith with:> > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > >> > >in> > > > > > > > > > > message > >> > >news:20071022084501.0a577af1@vector...> > > > > > > > > > > On > >> > >Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500> > > > > > > > > > > "John > >> > >\"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net>> > > > > > > > > > > wasted > >> > >precious bandwith with:> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > >> > >wrote in> > > > > > > > > > > > message > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector... > >> > >On> > > > > > > > > > > > Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500"John > >> > >\"C\""> > > > > > > > > > > > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> > >> > >wasted precious> > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > >> > >wrote> > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... 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On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >-0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@century> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > te l.net> wasted precious bandwith > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with: > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > >> > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote > >> > >in message> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vect> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > or... 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>on yo.> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That way > >> > >you can*see*> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me > >> > >HUMPING YOUR LEG.> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a > >> > >lint> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush so he can > >> > >clean> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the fur off > >> > >his> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trousers! > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out > >> > >of> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my cock > >> > >apparently> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three > >> > >wooden> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > legs? > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MacGonagal at this > >> > >point...> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont > >> > >know> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that Shamus is a > >> > >character on> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Family Guy: > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if > >> > >I> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't like it I'm gonna > >> > >fart> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real loud! > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas > >> > >culture> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pretty much spot > >> > >on:> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: You get a free gun > >> > >with your> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >JD! > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie? > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally > >> > >sent you> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that lab-quality > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > ~~~~~~~~ > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be > >> > >"on-call" at> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the local > >> > >hospital to induce labor> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in > >> > >difficult cases with my> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >humongous"Probe".> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >disgusting...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas-mask for the smell. > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here...man... Yeah...I said it. > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's > >> > >chiuahuah,> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > always yippin > >> > >real"BIG".> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your > >> > >neuron the> > > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen it > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > needs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > >Now I> > > > > > > > > > > > > > only wear that mask when the > >> > >wifey wants> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to get amorous! > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this USENET > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > GOLDMINE, you're > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > toast.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > >She's> > > > > > > > > > > > > too Ignert! > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > Trust me - Honest John > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to "Pull my > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > leg". > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > Pull my finger... > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > After you just took your hand out of your > >> > >pants> > > > > > > > > > and shook off some liquid stuff, > >> > >Naaaah, I'll> > > > > > > > > > pass! > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > That was a tapeworm segment. It keeps me slim > >> > >and> > > > > > > > > trim!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > >> > > > > > > > > Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body, > >> > >however, a> > > > > > > > > good source of Iron is nuts. > >> > >> > > > > > > > > Is that why you are fascinated by nutsacks? > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > Yeah....yeah...thats totally it... > >> > >> > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > >> > > > > > > > All righty then........use soap on them > >> > >hands.......> > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > Why? Are you gonna offer up your nutsack? > >> > >> > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > >> > > > > > > I wouldn't want to make Old Fred jealous in his > >> > >final> > > > > > > days on Earth. > >> > >> > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > Where *is* Fred Hall these days? > >> > >> > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > >> > > > > > Lingering in a Nursing Home, waiting to die. > >> > >> > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > Its usenet what done him in it is...? > >> > >> > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > >> > > > > Yip. > >> > >> > > > > > >> > >> > > > Fred Hall: MIA > >> > >> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > >> > > > Better him than me (or you). > >> > >> > > > > >> > >> > > He was my favorite nutsack... > >> > >> > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > >> > > Maybe he will leave "it" to you in his will. > >> > >> > > > >> > >> > What good is a DRY sack??? > >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > >> > Put it in your "Hope Chest". > >> > >> > > >> > >> Claim its a holy SACKrament and sell it to the smithsonian... > >> > >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > >> A rich guy like yourself should just donate it. > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >A "rich guy" like myself would sell to the 'ighest biddah. > >> > >I wish I was a "rich guy"...unlike myself > >> > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > >Trying to pull my leg again! > >> > > > >> > If free time is the measure of a "rich life" then yes, I'm > >> > literally*rolling* in it. > >> > >> Then you can watch re-runs of "Leave It To Beaver" on TVLand. > >> > >It would all be new to me! > >Start trek is more interesting than some fictional terminally happy > >family that lived in one of the shortest periods of economic > >opportunity in US his'try > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >It's better than drugs! > > > Gee...tough call that one...watch a fictional account of the 1950s or > alter ones mind thru chemistry...hmmm... Plus it's 100% legal and not physically addictive!
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On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >12:21:15-0500"John\"C\""<honest> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > john@centu ry te l.net> wasted > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith > > >with:> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> > >wrote> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >news:20071014090528.31349d66@> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >>wrote:>>>>>>>IAM> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >TRYING TOFIGURE OUT > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >WHT THIS > > >GROUP> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>IS>>>>NOBODY> > >WILL> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >TELL > > >> > >ME>>>>WHAT I> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > >>FOUND:>>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >>>>What IS Dwile> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >>Flonking?>>Two> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >>teams take turns to> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >dance around each> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >other and have the > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>beer->>soaked> > >dwile> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flung at > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >>them.>>>>'Flonk' is> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >probably a> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >>corruption of> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >>flong, an old past> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >tense of> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >>fling;>>and'dwile'> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >is a knitted floor> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >cloth, from the > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >>Flemish'dweil'.>>>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >>I spit on the> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >>Flemish!>>>Appropr> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >ia te and seasonal> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >dress is important. > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >The BBC > > >> > >provides> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >>photos>>of seasoned> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >flonkers here and> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >here and the > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>interested> > >would-be> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >>flonker>>is> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > >>well-advised to> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >>study them> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >>closely.>>The best> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >way to understand> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >flonking is to > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >watch > > >> > >everything> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >>Mimus does>and> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >>mimic it.> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless > > >im> > >posting a> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>lot.> > >them watch> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >>meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >ee ee!!!> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is > > >that> > >you?> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer > > >glasses> > >on yo.> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >That way> > >you can*see*> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me > > >> > >HUMPING YOUR LEG.> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to > > >bring a> > >lint> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >brush so he can> > >clean> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the fur off > > >> > >his> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trousers! > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the > > >splinters out> > >of> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >my cock> > >apparently> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or > > >three> > >wooden> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > legs? > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a > > >Shamus> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MacGonagal > > >at this> > >point...> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you > > >dont> > >know> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that Shamus > > >is a> > >character on> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Family Guy:> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch > > >it,but if> > >I> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't like > > >it I'm gonna> > >fart> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real > > >loud!> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got > > >Texas> > >culture> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pretty much > > >spot> > >on:> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: You get a > > >free gun> > >with your> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >JD! > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my > > >"gun",> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie? > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific > > >finally> > >sent you> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that > > >lab-quality> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > ~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be > > >> > >"on-call" at> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the local > > >> > >hospital to induce labor> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >in> > >difficult cases with my> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >humongous"Probe".> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >disgusting...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me > > >a> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas-mask for the smell. > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here...man... Yeah...I said > > >it.> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's > > >> > >chiuahuah,> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > always yippin > > >> > >real"BIG".> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your > > >> > >neuron the> > > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen it > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >needs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > >Now I> > > > > > > > > > > > > > only wear that mask when the > > >> > >wifey wants> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to get amorous! > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this > > >USENET> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > GOLDMINE, you're > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >toast.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > >She's> > > > > > > > > > > > > too Ignert! > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > Trust me - Honest John > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to > > >"Pull my> > >> > > > > > > > > > > leg". > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > Pull my finger... > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > After you just took your hand out of > > >your> > >pants> > > > > > > > > > and shook off some liquid > > >stuff,> > >Naaaah, I'll> > > > > > > > > > pass! > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > That was a tapeworm segment. It keeps me > > >slim> > >and> > > > > > > > > > > >trim!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > >> > > > > > > > > > > >Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body,> > >however, a> > > > > > > > > good source of Iron is nuts. > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > Is that why you are fascinated by > > >nutsacks?> > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > Yeah....yeah...thats totally it... > > >> > >> > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > > > > > > All righty then........use soap on them > > >> > >hands.......> > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > Why? Are you gonna offer up your nutsack? > > >> > >> > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > > > > > I wouldn't want to make Old Fred jealous in > > >his> > >final> > > > > > > days on Earth. > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > Where *is* Fred Hall these days? > > >> > >> > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > > > > Lingering in a Nursing Home, waiting to die. > > >> > >> > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > Its usenet what done him in it is...? > > >> > >> > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > > > Yip. > > >> > >> > > > > > > >> > >> > > > Fred Hall: MIA > > >> > >> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > > Better him than me (or you). > > >> > >> > > > > > >> > >> > > He was my favorite nutsack... > > >> > >> > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > Maybe he will leave "it" to you in his will. > > >> > >> > > > > >> > >> > What good is a DRY sack??? > > >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > Put it in your "Hope Chest". > > >> > >> > > > >> > >> Claim its a holy SACKrament and sell it to the > > >smithsonian...> > >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> A rich guy like yourself should just donate it. > > >> > >> > > >> > >> > > >> > >A "rich guy" like myself would sell to the 'ighest biddah. > > >> > >I wish I was a "rich guy"...unlike myself > > >> > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >Trying to pull my leg again! > > >> > > > > >> > If free time is the measure of a "rich life" then yes, I'm > > >> > literally*rolling* in it. > > >> > > >> Then you can watch re-runs of "Leave It To Beaver" on TVLand. > > >> > > >It would all be new to me! > > >Start trek is more interesting than some fictional terminally > > >happy family that lived in one of the shortest periods of > > >economic opportunity in US his'try > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >It's better than drugs! > > > > > Gee...tough call that one...watch a fictional account of the > > 1950s or alter ones mind thru chemistry...hmmm... > > Plus it's 100% legal and not physically addictive! > > I'd say beaver could be pretty addictive... -- www.truthout.org
On Mon, 5 Nov 2007 12:15:31 -0600 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:472f3685$0$47134$892e7fe2@authen.yellow.readfreenews.net... > > John \"C\ <honestjohn@centurytel.net> pinched out a steaming > > pile of<upSdnSLpx4_sFbPanZ2dnUVZ_h-vnZ2d@centurytel.net>: > > > > > > > >"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > >news:20071104080816.1edf5e2c@vector... > > >On Sat, 3 Nov 2007 23:42:12 -0600 > > >"John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > >bandwith with: > > > > > >> > > >> "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > >> > > >news:472c8c3d$0$47101$892e7fe2@authen.yellow.readfreenews.net. > > >..> > John \"C\ <honestjohn@centurytel.net> pinched out a > > >steaming> > pile > > >of<9d6dnXSW2OTWPbbanZ2dnUVZ_gednZ2d@centurytel.net>:> > > > >> > > > > >> > >"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > >> > >news:20071102085351.14bb6295@vector... > > >> > >On Thu, 1 Nov 2007 12:59:10 -0600 > > >> > >"John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > >> > >bandwith with: > > >> > > > > >> > >> > > >> > >> "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > >> > >> news:20071101085159.0764c46d@vector... > > >> > >> On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:47:21 -0600 > > >> > >> "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > >> > >bandwith> with: > > >> > >> > > >> > >> > > > >> > >> > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > >> > >> > news:20071031084918.3bad7321@vector... > > >> > >> > On Tue, 30 Oct 2007 13:55:35 -0600 > > >> > >> > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > >precious> > >> > bandwith with: > > >> > >> > > > >> > >> > > > > >> > >> > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > >> > >> > > news:20071030083510.584928d0@vector... > > >> > >> > > On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 13:02:34 -0600 > > >> > >> > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > >precious> > >> > > bandwith with: > > >> > >> > > > > >> > >> > > > > > >> > >> > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > >message> > >> > > > news:20071029083359.3df6b8c7@vector... > > >> > >> > > > On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:07:04 -0600 > > >> > >> > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > >> > >precious> > > > bandwith with: > > >> > >> > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > >message> > >> > > > > news:20071028090154.00bbfc85@vector... > > >> > >> > > > > On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 16:54:34 -0500 > > >> > >> > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > >> > >precious> > > > > bandwith with: > > >> > >> > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > >message> > >> > > > > > news:20071027090959.64f5dc20@vector... > > >> > >> > > > > > On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:27:20 -0500 > > >> > >> > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> > > >wasted> > >precious> > > > > > bandwith with: > > >> > >> > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > >> > >message> > > > > > > > > >news:20071026085420.772dd679@vector...> > >> > > > > > > On > > >Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:09:47 -0500> > >> > > > > > > "John \"C\"" > > ><honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted> > >> > > > > > > precious > > >bandwith with:> > >> > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > >in> > >message> > > > > > > > > > >news:20071025090228.54488ab2@vector...> > >> > > > > > > > On > > >Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:51:58 -0500> > >> > > > > > > > "John > > >\"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted> > >> > > > > > > > > > >precious bandwith with:> > >> > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > >in> > >> > > > > > > > > message > > >> > >news:20071024094317.35fee941@vector...> > > > > > > > > On > > >Tue,> > >23 Oct 2007 12:10:08 -0500> > > > > > > > > "John > > >\"C\""> > ><honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted> > > > > > > > > > > >precious> > >bandwith with:> > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > >wrote in> > >> > > > > > > > > > message > > >> > >news:20071023090425.079e93bf@vector...> > > > > > > > > > > > >On> > >Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:25:58 -0500> > > > > > > > > > "John > > >\"C\""> > ><honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted> > > > > > > > > > precious > > >> > >bandwith with:> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > >wrote> > >in> > > > > > > > > > > message > > >> > >news:20071022084501.0a577af1@vector...> > > > > > > > > > > On > > >> > >Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500> > > > > > > > > > > "John > > >> > >\"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net>> > > > > > > > > > > > > >wasted> > >precious bandwith with:> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > >> > >wrote in> > > > > > > > > > > > message > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector...> > >On> > > > > > > > > > > > Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500"John > > >> > >\"C\""> > > > > > > > > > > > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> > > >> > >wasted precious> > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> > >wrote> > > > > > > > > > > > > in > > >message> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... 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Yeah...I said > > >it.> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's > > >> > >chiuahuah,> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > always yippin > > >> > >real"BIG".> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your > > >> > >neuron the> > > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen it > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >needs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > >Now I> > > > > > > > > > > > > > only wear that mask when the > > >> > >wifey wants> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to get amorous! > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this > > >USENET> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > GOLDMINE, you're > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >toast.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > >She's> > > > > > > > > > > > > too Ignert! > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > Trust me - Honest John > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to > > >"Pull my> > >> > > > > > > > > > > leg". > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > Pull my finger... > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > After you just took your hand out of > > >your> > >pants> > > > > > > > > > and shook off some liquid > > >stuff,> > >Naaaah, I'll> > > > > > > > > > pass! > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > That was a tapeworm segment. It keeps me > > >slim> > >and> > > > > > > > > > > >trim!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > >> > > > > > > > > > > >Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body,> > >however, a> > > > > > > > > good source of Iron is nuts. > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > Is that why you are fascinated by > > >nutsacks?> > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > Yeah....yeah...thats totally it... > > >> > >> > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > > > > > > All righty then........use soap on them > > >> > >hands.......> > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > Why? Are you gonna offer up your nutsack? > > >> > >> > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > > > > > I wouldn't want to make Old Fred jealous in > > >his> > >final> > > > > > > days on Earth. > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > Where *is* Fred Hall these days? > > >> > >> > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > > > > Lingering in a Nursing Home, waiting to die. > > >> > >> > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > Its usenet what done him in it is...? > > >> > >> > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > > > Yip. > > >> > >> > > > > > > >> > >> > > > Fred Hall: MIA > > >> > >> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > > Better him than me (or you). > > >> > >> > > > > > >> > >> > > He was my favorite nutsack... > > >> > >> > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > Maybe he will leave "it" to you in his will. > > >> > >> > > > > >> > >> > What good is a DRY sack??? > > >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > Put it in your "Hope Chest". > > >> > >> > > > >> > >> Claim its a holy SACKrament and sell it to the > > >smithsonian...> > >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> A rich guy like yourself should just donate it. > > >> > >> > > >> > >> > > >> > >A "rich guy" like myself would sell to the 'ighest biddah. > > >> > >I wish I was a "rich guy"...unlike myself > > >> > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >Trying to pull my leg again! > > >> > > > > >> > If free time is the measure of a "rich life" then yes, I'm > > >> > literally*rolling* in it. > > >> > > >> Then you can watch re-runs of "Leave It To Beaver" on TVLand. > > >> > > >It would all be new to me! > > >Start trek is more interesting than some fictional terminally > > >happy family that lived in one of the shortest periods of > > >economic opportunity in US his'try > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >It's better than drugs! > > > > > Gee...tough call that one...watch a fictional account of the > > 1950s or alter ones mind thru chemistry...hmmm... > > Plus it's 100% legal and not physically addictive! > I'd say beaver could be pretty addictive... Might even form a psychological dependendency. -- www.alternet.org
"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message news:20071106080105.3e86f7e8@vector... On Mon, 5 Nov 2007 12:15:31 -0600 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith cious> > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> > >wrote> > > > > > > > > > > > > in > > >message> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... On> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500"John > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >\"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net>> > >wasted> > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >"???hw??f"<snuhwolf@netscape.net>> > >wrote> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector...> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500"John > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >\"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net>> > >wasted> > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > >> > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote > > >in> > >message> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector...> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >-0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centuryte> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > l.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > >> > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >wrote in> > >message> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > ... 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> > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my > > >"gun",> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie? > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific > > >finally> > >sent you> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that > > >lab-quality> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > ~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be > > >> > >"on-call" at> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the local > > >> > >hospital to induce labor> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >in> > >difficult cases with my> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >humongous"Probe".> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >disgusting...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me > > >a> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas-mask for the smell. > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here...man... Yeah...I said > > >it.> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's > > >> > >chiuahuah,> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > always yippin > > >> > >real"BIG".> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your > > >> > >neuron the> > > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen it > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >needs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > >Now I> > > > > > > > > > > > > > only wear that mask when the > > >> > >wifey wants> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to get amorous! > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this > > >USENET> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > GOLDMINE, you're > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >toast.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > >She's> > > > > > > > > > > > > too Ignert! > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > Trust me - Honest John > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to > > >"Pull my> > >> > > > > > > > > > > leg". > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > Pull my finger... > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > After you just took your hand out of > > >your> > >pants> > > > > > > > > > and shook off some liquid > > >stuff,> > >Naaaah, I'll> > > > > > > > > > pass! > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > That was a tapeworm segment. It keeps me > > >slim> > >and> > > > > > > > > > > >trim!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > >> > > > > > > > > > > >Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body,> > >however, a> > > > > > > > > good source of Iron is nuts. > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > Is that why you are fascinated by > > >nutsacks?> > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > Yeah....yeah...thats totally it... > > >> > >> > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > > > > > > All righty then........use soap on them > > >> > >hands.......> > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > Why? Are you gonna offer up your nutsack? > > >> > >> > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > > > > > I wouldn't want to make Old Fred jealous in > > >his> > >final> > > > > > > days on Earth. > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > Where *is* Fred Hall these days? > > >> > >> > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > > > > Lingering in a Nursing Home, waiting to die. > > >> > >> > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > Its usenet what done him in it is...? > > >> > >> > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > > > Yip. > > >> > >> > > > > > > >> > >> > > > Fred Hall: MIA > > >> > >> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > > Better him than me (or you). > > >> > >> > > > > > >> > >> > > He was my favorite nutsack... > > >> > >> > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > Maybe he will leave "it" to you in his will. > > >> > >> > > > > >> > >> > What good is a DRY sack??? > > >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > Put it in your "Hope Chest". > > >> > >> > > > >> > >> Claim its a holy SACKrament and sell it to the > > >smithsonian...> > >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> A rich guy like yourself should just donate it. > > >> > >> > > >> > >> > > >> > >A "rich guy" like myself would sell to the 'ighest biddah. > > >> > >I wish I was a "rich guy"...unlike myself > > >> > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >Trying to pull my leg again! > > >> > > > > >> > If free time is the measure of a "rich life" then yes, I'm > > >> > literally*rolling* in it. > > >> > > >> Then you can watch re-runs of "Leave It To Beaver" on TVLand. > > >> > > >It would all be new to me! > > >Start trek is more interesting than some fictional terminally > > >happy family that lived in one of the shortest periods of > > >economic opportunity in US his'try > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >It's better than drugs! > > > > > Gee...tough call that one...watch a fictional account of the > > 1950s or alter ones mind thru chemistry...hmmm... > > Plus it's 100% legal and not physically addictive! > > I'd say beaver could be pretty addictive... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You like "beaver"?
"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message news:20071106080210.32e25591@vector... On Mon, 5 Nov 2007 12:15:31 -0600 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:472f3685$0$47134$892e7fe2@authen.yellow.readfreenews.net... > > John \"C\ <honestjohn@centurytel.net> pinched out a steaming > > pile of<upSdnSLpx4_sFbPanZ2dnUVZ_h-vnZ2d@centurytel.net>: > > > > > > > >"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > >news:20071104080816.1edf5e2c@vector... > > >On Sat, 3 Nov 2007 23:42:12 -0600 > > >"John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > >bandwith with: > > > > > >> > > >> "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > >> > > >news:472c8c3d$0$47101$892e7fe2@authen.yellow.readfreenews.net. > > >..> > John \"C\ <honestjohn@centurytel.net> pinched out a > > >steaming> > pile > > >of<9d6dnXSW2OTWPbbanZ2dnUVZ_gednZ2d@centurytel.net>:> > > > >> > > > > >> > >"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > >> > >news:20071102085351.14bb6295@vector... > > >> > >On Thu, 1 Nov 2007 12:59:10 -0600 > > >> > >"John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > >> > >bandwith with: > > >> > > > > >> > >> > > >> > >> "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > >> > >> news:20071101085159.0764c46d@vector... > > >> > >> On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:47:21 -0600 > > >> > >> "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > >> > >bandwith> with: > > >> > >> > > >> > >> > > > >> > >> > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > >> > >> > news:20071031084918.3bad7321@vector... > > >> > >> > On Tue, 30 Oct 2007 13:55:35 -0600 > > >> > >> > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > >precious> > >> > bandwith with: > > >> > >> > > > >> > >> > > > > >> > >> > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > >> > >> > > news:20071030083510.584928d0@vector... > > >> > >> > > On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 13:02:34 -0600 > > >> > >> > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > >precious> > >> > > bandwith with: > > >> > >> > > > > >> > >> > > > > > >> > >> > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > >message> > >> > > > news:20071029083359.3df6b8c7@vector... > > >> > >> > > > On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:07:04 -0600 > > >> > >> > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > >> > >precious> > > > bandwith with: > > >> > >> > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > >message> > >> > > > > news:20071028090154.00bbfc85@vector... > > >> > >> > > > > On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 16:54:34 -0500 > > >> > >> > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > >> > >precious> > > > > bandwith with: > > >> > >> > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > >message> > >> > > > > > news:20071027090959.64f5dc20@vector... > > >> > >> > > > > > On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:27:20 -0500 > > >> > >> > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> > > >wasted> > >precious> > > > > > bandwith with: > > >> > >> > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > >> > >message> > > > > > > > > >news:20071026085420.772dd679@vector...> > >> > > > > > > On > > >Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:09:47 -0500> > >> > > > > > > "John \"C\"" > > ><honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted> > >> > > > > > > precious > > >bandwith with:> > >> > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > >in> > >message> > > > > > > > > > >news:20071025090228.54488ab2@vector...> > >> > > > > > > > On > > >Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:51:58 -0500> > >> > > > > > > > "John > > >\"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted> > >> > > > > > > > > > >precious bandwith with:> > >> > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > >in> > >> > > > > > > > > message > > >> > >news:20071024094317.35fee941@vector...> > > > > > > > > On > > >Tue,> > >23 Oct 2007 12:10:08 -0500> > > > > > > > > "John > > >\"C\""> > ><honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted> > > > > > > > > > > >precious> > >bandwith with:> > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > >wrote in> > >> > > > > > > > > > message > > >> > >news:20071023090425.079e93bf@vector...> > > > > > > > > > > > >On> > >Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:25:58 -0500> > > > > > > > > > "John > > >\"C\""> > ><honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted> > > > > > > > > > precious > > >> > >bandwith with:> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > >wrote> > >in> > > > > > > > > > > message > > >> > >news:20071022084501.0a577af1@vector...> > > > > > > > > > > On > > >> > >Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500> > > > > > > > > > > "John > > >> > >\"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net>> > > > > > > > > > > > > >wasted> > >precious bandwith with:> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > >> > >wrote in> > > > > > > > > > > > message > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector...> > >On> > > > > > > > > > > > Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500"John > > >> > >\"C\""> > > > > > > > > > > > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> > > >> > >wasted precious> > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> > >wrote> > > > > > > > > > > > > in > > >message> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... On> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500"John > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >\"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net>> > >wasted> > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> > >wrote> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in > > >message> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector...> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500"John > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >\"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net>> > >wasted> > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > >> > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote > > >in> > >message> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector...> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >-0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centuryte> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > l.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > >> > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >wrote in> > >message> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > ... On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >-0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@century> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > te l.net> wasted precious bandwith > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with: > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > >> > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >wrote> > >in message> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vect> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > or... On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >-0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centu> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > ry te l.net> wasted precious > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> > >wrote in> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@ve> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > ct or... On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >12:21:15-0500"John\"C\""<honest> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > john@centu ry te l.net> wasted > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith > > >with:> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> > >wrote> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >news:20071014090528.31349d66@> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > ve ct or... 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> > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got > > >Texas> > >culture> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pretty much > > >spot> > >on:> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: You get a > > >free gun> > >with your> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >JD! > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my > > >"gun",> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie? > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific > > >finally> > >sent you> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that > > >lab-quality> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > ~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be > > >> > >"on-call" at> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the local > > >> > >hospital to induce labor> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >in> > >difficult cases with my> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >humongous"Probe".> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >disgusting...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me > > >a> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas-mask for the smell. > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here...man... Yeah...I said > > >it.> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's > > >> > >chiuahuah,> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > always yippin > > >> > >real"BIG".> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your > > >> > >neuron the> > > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen it > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >needs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > >Now I> > > > > > > > > > > > > > only wear that mask when the > > >> > >wifey wants> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to get amorous! > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this > > >USENET> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > GOLDMINE, you're > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >toast.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > >She's> > > > > > > > > > > > > too Ignert! > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > Trust me - Honest John > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to > > >"Pull my> > >> > > > > > > > > > > leg". > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > Pull my finger... > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > After you just took your hand out of > > >your> > >pants> > > > > > > > > > and shook off some liquid > > >stuff,> > >Naaaah, I'll> > > > > > > > > > pass! > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > That was a tapeworm segment. It keeps me > > >slim> > >and> > > > > > > > > > > >trim!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > >> > > > > > > > > > > >Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body,> > >however, a> > > > > > > > > good source of Iron is nuts. > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > Is that why you are fascinated by > > >nutsacks?> > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > Yeah....yeah...thats totally it... > > >> > >> > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > > > > > > All righty then........use soap on them > > >> > >hands.......> > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > Why? Are you gonna offer up your nutsack? > > >> > >> > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > > > > > I wouldn't want to make Old Fred jealous in > > >his> > >final> > > > > > > days on Earth. > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > Where *is* Fred Hall these days? > > >> > >> > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > > > > Lingering in a Nursing Home, waiting to die. > > >> > >> > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > Its usenet what done him in it is...? > > >> > >> > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > > > Yip. > > >> > >> > > > > > > >> > >> > > > Fred Hall: MIA > > >> > >> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > > Better him than me (or you). > > >> > >> > > > > > >> > >> > > He was my favorite nutsack... > > >> > >> > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > > Maybe he will leave "it" to you in his will. > > >> > >> > > > > >> > >> > What good is a DRY sack??? > > >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> > Put it in your "Hope Chest". > > >> > >> > > > >> > >> Claim its a holy SACKrament and sell it to the > > >smithsonian...> > >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >> A rich guy like yourself should just donate it. > > >> > >> > > >> > >> > > >> > >A "rich guy" like myself would sell to the 'ighest biddah. > > >> > >I wish I was a "rich guy"...unlike myself > > >> > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >> > >Trying to pull my leg again! > > >> > > > > >> > If free time is the measure of a "rich life" then yes, I'm > > >> > literally*rolling* in it. > > >> > > >> Then you can watch re-runs of "Leave It To Beaver" on TVLand. > > >> > > >It would all be new to me! > > >Start trek is more interesting than some fictional terminally > > >happy family that lived in one of the shortest periods of > > >economic opportunity in US his'try > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >It's better than drugs! > > > > > Gee...tough call that one...watch a fictional account of the > > 1950s or alter ones mind thru chemistry...hmmm... > > Plus it's 100% legal and not physically addictive! > I'd say beaver could be pretty addictive... Might even form a psychological dependendency. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Not a Psy. dep. like Porn does.
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> > >>unless im> > >posting a> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>lot.> > >them watch> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > >> > >>meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > >> > >ee ee!!!> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, > > > >is that> > >you?> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer > > > >glasses> > >on yo.> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> That way> > >you can*see*> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me > > > >> > >HUMPING YOUR LEG.> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to > > > >bring a> > >lint> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >brush so he can> > >clean> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > the fur off > > > >> > >his> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trousers! > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the > > > >splinters out> > >of> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >my cock> > >apparently> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or > > > >three> > >wooden> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >legs?> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a > > > >Shamus> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MacGonagal > > > >at this> > >point...> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously > > > >you dont> > >know> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that > > > >Shamus is a> > >character on> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Family Guy:> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch > > > >it,but if> > >I> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't > > > >like it I'm gonna> > >fart> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real > > > >loud!> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got > > > >Texas> > >culture> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pretty > > > >much spot> > >on:> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: You > > > >get a free gun> > >with your> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>JD!> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my > > > >"gun",> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie? > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific > > > >finally> > >sent you> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that > > > >lab-quality> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > >> > ~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be > > > >> > >"on-call" at> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the local > > > >> > >hospital to induce labor> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> in> > >difficult cases with my> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >humongous"Probe".> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >disgusting...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > >> > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave > > > >me a> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas-mask for the > > > >smell.> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here...man... Yeah...I > > > >said it.> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the > > > >wife's> > >chiuahuah,> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > always > > > >yippin> > >real"BIG".> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying > > > >your> > >neuron the> > > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen it > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >needs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > >Now I> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > only wear that mask when the > > > >> > >wifey wants> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to get amorous! > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this > > > >USENET> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > GOLDMINE, you're > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >toast.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > >She's> > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > too Ignert! > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > Trust me - Honest John > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to > > > >"Pull my> > >> > > > > > > > > > > leg". > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > Pull my finger... > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > After you just took your hand out of > > > >your> > >pants> > > > > > > > > > and shook off some liquid > > > >stuff,> > >Naaaah, I'll> > > > > > > > > > pass! > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > That was a tapeworm segment. It keeps > > > >me slim> > >and> > > > > > > > > > > > >trim!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body,> > >however, a> > > > > > > >> > > > > > good source of Iron is nuts. > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > Is that why you are fascinated by > > > >nutsacks?> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > Yeah....yeah...thats totally it... > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > All righty then........use soap on them > > > >> > >hands.......> > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > Why? Are you gonna offer up your nutsack? > > > >> > >> > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > > > > > > I wouldn't want to make Old Fred jealous > > > >in his> > >final> > > > > > > days on Earth. > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > Where *is* Fred Hall these days? > > > >> > >> > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > > > > > Lingering in a Nursing Home, waiting to die. > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > Its usenet what done him in it is...? > > > >> > >> > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > > > > Yip. > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > Fred Hall: MIA > > > >> > >> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > > > Better him than me (or you). > > > >> > >> > > > > > > >> > >> > > He was my favorite nutsack... > > > >> > >> > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > > Maybe he will leave "it" to you in his will. > > > >> > >> > > > > > >> > >> > What good is a DRY sack??? > > > >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > Put it in your "Hope Chest". > > > >> > >> > > > > >> > >> Claim its a holy SACKrament and sell it to the > > > >smithsonian...> > >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> A rich guy like yourself should just donate it. > > > >> > >> > > > >> > >> > > > >> > >A "rich guy" like myself would sell to the 'ighest > > > >biddah.> > >I wish I was a "rich guy"...unlike myself > > > >> > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >Trying to pull my leg again! > > > >> > > > > > >> > If free time is the measure of a "rich life" then yes, > > > >I'm> > literally*rolling* in it. > > > >> > > > >> Then you can watch re-runs of "Leave It To Beaver" on > > > >TVLand.> > > > >It would all be new to me! > > > >Start trek is more interesting than some fictional terminally > > > >happy family that lived in one of the shortest periods of > > > >economic opportunity in US his'try > > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >It's better than drugs! > > > > > > > Gee...tough call that one...watch a fictional account of the > > > 1950s or alter ones mind thru chemistry...hmmm... > > > > Plus it's 100% legal and not physically addictive! > > > > > I'd say beaver could be pretty addictive... > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > You like "beaver"? > In a hypothetical sense...its entirely plausible... -- www.alternet.org
On Tue, 6 Nov 2007 15:46:04 -0600 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071106080210.32e25591@vector... > On Mon, 5 Nov 2007 12:15:31 -0600 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:472f3685$0$47134$892e7fe2@authen.yellow.readfreenews.net... > > > John \"C\ <honestjohn@centurytel.net> pinched out a steaming > > > pile of<upSdnSLpx4_sFbPanZ2dnUVZ_h-vnZ2d@centurytel.net>: > > > > > > > > > > >"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > >news:20071104080816.1edf5e2c@vector... > > > >On Sat, 3 Nov 2007 23:42:12 -0600 > > > >"John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > >bandwith with: > > > > > > > >> > > > >> "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > >> > > > >news:472c8c3d$0$47101$892e7fe2@authen.yellow.readfreenews.ne > > > >t...> > John \"C\ <honestjohn@centurytel.net> pinched out a > > > >steaming> > pile > > > >of<9d6dnXSW2OTWPbbanZ2dnUVZ_gednZ2d@centurytel.net>:> > > > > >> > > > > > >> > >"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > >> > >news:20071102085351.14bb6295@vector... > > > >> > >On Thu, 1 Nov 2007 12:59:10 -0600 > > > >> > >"John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > >> > >bandwith with: > > > >> > > > > > >> > >> > > > >> > >> "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > >> > >> news:20071101085159.0764c46d@vector... > > > >> > >> On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:47:21 -0600 > > > >> > >> "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > >precious> > >bandwith> with: > > > >> > >> > > > >> > >> > > > > >> > >> > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > >> > >> > news:20071031084918.3bad7321@vector... > > > >> > >> > On Tue, 30 Oct 2007 13:55:35 -0600 > > > >> > >> > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > >precious> > >> > bandwith with: > > > >> > >> > > > > >> > >> > > > > > >> > >> > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > >message> > >> > > news:20071030083510.584928d0@vector... > > > >> > >> > > On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 13:02:34 -0600 > > > >> > >> > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > >precious> > >> > > bandwith with: > > > >> > >> > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > >> > >> > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > >message> > >> > > > news:20071029083359.3df6b8c7@vector... > > > >> > >> > > > On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:07:04 -0600 > > > >> > >> > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > >> > >precious> > > > bandwith with: > > > >> > >> > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > >message> > >> > > > > news:20071028090154.00bbfc85@vector... > > > >> > >> > > > > On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 16:54:34 -0500 > > > >> > >> > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> > > > >wasted> > >precious> > > > > bandwith with: > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > >message> > >> > > > > > > > > >news:20071027090959.64f5dc20@vector...> > >> > > > > > On > > > >Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:27:20 -0500> > >> > > > > > "John \"C\"" > > > ><honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted> > >precious> > > > > > > > > >bandwith with:> > >> > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > >in> > >message> > > > > > > > > > >news:20071026085420.772dd679@vector...> > >> > > > > > > On > > > >Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:09:47 -0500> > >> > > > > > > "John > > > >\"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted> > >> > > > > > > > > > >precious bandwith with:> > >> > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > >in> > >message> > > > > > > > > > > >news:20071025090228.54488ab2@vector...> > >> > > > > > > > On > > > >Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:51:58 -0500> > >> > > > > > > > "John > > > >\"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted> > >> > > > > > > > > > > >precious bandwith with:> > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > >wrote in> > >> > > > > > > > > message > > > >> > >news:20071024094317.35fee941@vector...> > > > > > > > > > > > >On Tue,> > >23 Oct 2007 12:10:08 -0500> > > > > > > > > "John > > > >\"C\""> > ><honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted> > > > > > > > > > > >> precious> > >bandwith with:> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > >wrote in> > >> > > > > > > > > > message > > > >> > >news:20071023090425.079e93bf@vector...> > > > > > > > > > > > >> On> > >Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:25:58 -0500> > > > > > > > > > > > > >"John\"C\""> > ><honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted> > > > > > > > > > > precious > > > >> > >bandwith with:> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > 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> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas-mask for the > > > >smell.> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here...man... Yeah...I > > > >said it.> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the > > > >wife's> > >chiuahuah,> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > always > > > >yippin> > >real"BIG".> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying > > > >your> > >neuron the> > > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen it > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >needs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > >Now I> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > only wear that mask when the > > > >> > >wifey wants> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to get amorous! > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this > > > >USENET> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > GOLDMINE, you're > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >toast.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > >She's> > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > too Ignert! > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > Trust me - Honest John > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to > > > >"Pull my> > >> > > > > > > > > > > leg". > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > Pull my finger... > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > After you just took your hand out of > > > >your> > >pants> > > > > > > > > > and shook off some liquid > > > >stuff,> > >Naaaah, I'll> > > > > > > > > > pass! > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > That was a tapeworm segment. It keeps > > > >me slim> > >and> > > > > > > > > > > > >trim!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body,> > >however, a> > > > > > > >> > > > > > good source of Iron is nuts. > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > Is that why you are fascinated by > > > >nutsacks?> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > Yeah....yeah...thats totally it... > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > All righty then........use soap on them > > > >> > >hands.......> > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > Why? Are you gonna offer up your nutsack? > > > >> > >> > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > > > > > > I wouldn't want to make Old Fred jealous > > > >in his> > >final> > > > > > > days on Earth. > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > Where *is* Fred Hall these days? > > > >> > >> > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > > > > > Lingering in a Nursing Home, waiting to die. > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > Its usenet what done him in it is...? > > > >> > >> > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > > > > Yip. > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > Fred Hall: MIA > > > >> > >> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > > > Better him than me (or you). > > > >> > >> > > > > > > >> > >> > > He was my favorite nutsack... > > > >> > >> > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > > Maybe he will leave "it" to you in his will. > > > >> > >> > > > > > >> > >> > What good is a DRY sack??? > > > >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > Put it in your "Hope Chest". > > > >> > >> > > > > >> > >> Claim its a holy SACKrament and sell it to the > > > >smithsonian...> > >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> A rich guy like yourself should just donate it. > > > >> > >> > > > >> > >> > > > >> > >A "rich guy" like myself would sell to the 'ighest > > > >biddah.> > >I wish I was a "rich guy"...unlike myself > > > >> > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >Trying to pull my leg again! > > > >> > > > > > >> > If free time is the measure of a "rich life" then yes, > > > >I'm> > literally*rolling* in it. > > > >> > > > >> Then you can watch re-runs of "Leave It To Beaver" on > > > >TVLand.> > > > >It would all be new to me! > > > >Start trek is more interesting than some fictional terminally > > > >happy family that lived in one of the shortest periods of > > > >economic opportunity in US his'try > > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >It's better than drugs! > > > > > > > Gee...tough call that one...watch a fictional account of the > > > 1950s or alter ones mind thru chemistry...hmmm... > > > > Plus it's 100% legal and not physically addictive! > > > I'd say beaver could be pretty addictive... > Might even form a psychological dependendency. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Not a Psy. dep. like Porn does. > Speaking from experience, p0rN MaVeN? -- www.costofwar.org
"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message news:20071107081037.527bd97e@vector... On Tue, 6 Nov 2007 15:45:03 -0600 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071106080105.3e86f7e8@vector... > On Mon, 5 Nov 2007 12:15:31 -0600 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > cious> > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> > >wrote> > > > > > > > > > > > > in > > > >message> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... 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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trousers! > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the > > > >splinters out> > >of> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >my cock> > >apparently> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or > > > >three> > >wooden> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >legs?> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a > > > >Shamus> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MacGonagal > > > >at this> > >point...> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously > > > >you dont> > >know> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that > > > >Shamus is a> > >character on> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Family Guy:> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch > > > >it,but if> > >I> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't > > > >like it I'm gonna> > >fart> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real > > > >loud!> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got > > > >Texas> > >culture> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pretty > > > >much spot> > >on:> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: You > > > >get a free gun> > >with your> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>JD!> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my > > > >"gun",> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie? > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific > > > >finally> > >sent you> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that > > > >lab-quality> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > >> > ~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be > > > >> > >"on-call" at> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the local > > > >> > >hospital to induce labor> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> in> > >difficult cases with my> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >humongous"Probe".> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >disgusting...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > >> > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave > > > >me a> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas-mask for the > > > >smell.> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here...man... Yeah...I > > > >said it.> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the > > > >wife's> > >chiuahuah,> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > always > > > >yippin> > >real"BIG".> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying > > > >your> > >neuron the> > > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen it > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >needs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > >Now I> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > only wear that mask when the > > > >> > >wifey wants> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to get amorous! > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this > > > >USENET> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > GOLDMINE, you're > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >toast.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > >She's> > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > too Ignert! > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > Trust me - Honest John > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to > > > >"Pull my> > >> > > > > > > > > > > leg". > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > Pull my finger... > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > After you just took your hand out of > > > >your> > >pants> > > > > > > > > > and shook off some liquid > > > >stuff,> > >Naaaah, I'll> > > > > > > > > > pass! > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > That was a tapeworm segment. It keeps > > > >me slim> > >and> > > > > > > > > > > > >trim!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body,> > >however, a> > > > > > > >> > > > > > good source of Iron is nuts. > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > Is that why you are fascinated by > > > >nutsacks?> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > Yeah....yeah...thats totally it... > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > All righty then........use soap on them > > > >> > >hands.......> > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > Why? Are you gonna offer up your nutsack? > > > >> > >> > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > > > > > > I wouldn't want to make Old Fred jealous > > > >in his> > >final> > > > > > > days on Earth. > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > Where *is* Fred Hall these days? > > > >> > >> > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > > > > > Lingering in a Nursing Home, waiting to die. > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > Its usenet what done him in it is...? > > > >> > >> > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > > > > Yip. > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > Fred Hall: MIA > > > >> > >> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > > > Better him than me (or you). > > > >> > >> > > > > > > >> > >> > > He was my favorite nutsack... > > > >> > >> > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > > Maybe he will leave "it" to you in his will. > > > >> > >> > > > > > >> > >> > What good is a DRY sack??? > > > >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > Put it in your "Hope Chest". > > > >> > >> > > > > >> > >> Claim its a holy SACKrament and sell it to the > > > >smithsonian...> > >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> A rich guy like yourself should just donate it. > > > >> > >> > > > >> > >> > > > >> > >A "rich guy" like myself would sell to the 'ighest > > > >biddah.> > >I wish I was a "rich guy"...unlike myself > > > >> > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >Trying to pull my leg again! > > > >> > > > > > >> > If free time is the measure of a "rich life" then yes, > > > >I'm> > literally*rolling* in it. > > > >> > > > >> Then you can watch re-runs of "Leave It To Beaver" on > > > >TVLand.> > > > >It would all be new to me! > > > >Start trek is more interesting than some fictional terminally > > > >happy family that lived in one of the shortest periods of > > > >economic opportunity in US his'try > > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >It's better than drugs! > > > > > > > Gee...tough call that one...watch a fictional account of the > > > 1950s or alter ones mind thru chemistry...hmmm... > > > > Plus it's 100% legal and not physically addictive! > > > > > I'd say beaver could be pretty addictive... > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > You like "beaver"? > In a hypothetical sense...its entirely plausible... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ All-righty then.....
"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message news:20071107081135.25b7e8e7@vector... On Tue, 6 Nov 2007 15:46:04 -0600 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071106080210.32e25591@vector... > On Mon, 5 Nov 2007 12:15:31 -0600 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:472f3685$0$47134$892e7fe2@authen.yellow.readfreenews.net... > > > John \"C\ <honestjohn@centurytel.net> pinched out a steaming > > > pile of<upSdnSLpx4_sFbPanZ2dnUVZ_h-vnZ2d@centurytel.net>: > > > > > > > > > > >"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > >news:20071104080816.1edf5e2c@vector... > > > >On Sat, 3 Nov 2007 23:42:12 -0600 > > > >"John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > >bandwith with: > > > > > > > >> > > > >> "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > >> > > > >news:472c8c3d$0$47101$892e7fe2@authen.yellow.readfreenews.ne > > > >t...> > John \"C\ <honestjohn@centurytel.net> pinched out a > > > >steaming> > pile > > > >of<9d6dnXSW2OTWPbbanZ2dnUVZ_gednZ2d@centurytel.net>:> > > > > >> > > > > > >> > >"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > >> > >news:20071102085351.14bb6295@vector... > > > >> > >On Thu, 1 Nov 2007 12:59:10 -0600 > > > >> > >"John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > >> > >bandwith with: > > > >> > > > > > >> > >> > > > >> > >> "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > >> > >> news:20071101085159.0764c46d@vector... > > > >> > >> On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:47:21 -0600 > > > >> > >> "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > >precious> > >bandwith> with: > > > >> > >> > > > >> > >> > > > > >> > >> > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > >> > >> > news:20071031084918.3bad7321@vector... > > > >> > >> > On Tue, 30 Oct 2007 13:55:35 -0600 > > > >> > >> > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > >precious> > >> > bandwith with: > > > >> > >> > > > > >> > >> > > > > > >> > >> > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > >message> > >> > > news:20071030083510.584928d0@vector... > > > >> > >> > > On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 13:02:34 -0600 > > > >> > >> > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > >precious> > >> > > bandwith with: > > > >> > >> > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > >> > >> > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > >message> > >> > > > news:20071029083359.3df6b8c7@vector... > > > >> > >> > > > On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:07:04 -0600 > > > >> > >> > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > >> > >precious> > > > bandwith with: > > > >> > >> > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > >message> > >> > > > > news:20071028090154.00bbfc85@vector... > > > >> > >> > > > > On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 16:54:34 -0500 > > > >> > >> > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> > > > >wasted> > >precious> > > > > bandwith with: > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > >message> > >> > > > > > > > > >news:20071027090959.64f5dc20@vector...> > >> > > > > > On > > > >Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:27:20 -0500> > >> > > > > > "John \"C\"" > > > ><honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted> > >precious> > > > > > > > > >bandwith with:> > >> > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > >in> > >message> > > > > > > > > > >news:20071026085420.772dd679@vector...> > >> > > > > > > On > > > >Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:09:47 -0500> > >> > > > > > > "John > > > >\"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted> > >> > > > > > > > > > >precious bandwith with:> > >> > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > >in> > >message> > > > > > > > > > > >news:20071025090228.54488ab2@vector...> > >> > > > > > > > On > > > >Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:51:58 -0500> > >> > > > > > > > "John > > > >\"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted> > >> > > > > > > > > > > >precious bandwith with:> > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > >wrote in> > >> > > > > > > > > message > > > >> > >news:20071024094317.35fee941@vector...> > > > > > > > > > > > >On Tue,> > >23 Oct 2007 12:10:08 -0500> > > > > > > > > "John > > > >\"C\""> > ><honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted> > > > > > > > > > > >> precious> > >bandwith with:> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > >wrote in> > >> > > > > > > > > > message > > > >> > >news:20071023090425.079e93bf@vector...> > > > > > > > > > > > >> On> > >Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:25:58 -0500> > > > > > > > > > > > > >"John\"C\""> > ><honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted> > > > > > > > > > > precious > > > >> > >bandwith with:> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > >wrote> > >in> > > > > > > > > > > message > > > >> > >news:20071022084501.0a577af1@vector...> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > On > > > >> > >Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >"John> > >\"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >wasted> > >precious bandwith with:> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> > >wrote in> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >message> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector...> > >On> > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500"John > > > >> > >\"C\""> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ><honestjohn@centurytel.net>> > >wasted precious> > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> > >wrote> > > > > > > > > > > > > in > > > >message> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... On> > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > >> > Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500"John > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >\"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net>> > >wasted> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> > >wrote> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >in message> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector...> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > >> On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500"John > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >\"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net>> > >wasted> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > >> > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >wrote in> > >message> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector...> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > >> > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >-0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centuryte> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > >> > l.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > >> > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >wrote in> > >message> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > >> > ... 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>know> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that > > > >Shamus is a> > >character on> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Family Guy:> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch > > > >it,but if> > >I> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't > > > >like it I'm gonna> > >fart> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real > > > >loud!> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got > > > >Texas> > >culture> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pretty > > > >much spot> > >on:> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: You > > > >get a free gun> > >with your> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>JD!> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my > > > >"gun",> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie? > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > 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> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas-mask for the > > > >smell.> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here...man... 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It keeps > > > >me slim> > >and> > > > > > > > > > > > >trim!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body,> > >however, a> > > > > > > >> > > > > > good source of Iron is nuts. > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > Is that why you are fascinated by > > > >nutsacks?> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > Yeah....yeah...thats totally it... > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > All righty then........use soap on them > > > >> > >hands.......> > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > Why? Are you gonna offer up your nutsack? > > > >> > >> > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > > > > > > I wouldn't want to make Old Fred jealous > > > >in his> > >final> > > > > > > days on Earth. > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > Where *is* Fred Hall these days? > > > >> > >> > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > > > > > Lingering in a Nursing Home, waiting to die. > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > Its usenet what done him in it is...? > > > >> > >> > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > > > > Yip. > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > Fred Hall: MIA > > > >> > >> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > > > Better him than me (or you). > > > >> > >> > > > > > > >> > >> > > He was my favorite nutsack... > > > >> > >> > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > > Maybe he will leave "it" to you in his will. > > > >> > >> > > > > > >> > >> > What good is a DRY sack??? > > > >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> > Put it in your "Hope Chest". > > > >> > >> > > > > >> > >> Claim its a holy SACKrament and sell it to the > > > >smithsonian...> > >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >> A rich guy like yourself should just donate it. > > > >> > >> > > > >> > >> > > > >> > >A "rich guy" like myself would sell to the 'ighest > > > >biddah.> > >I wish I was a "rich guy"...unlike myself > > > >> > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >> > >Trying to pull my leg again! > > > >> > > > > > >> > If free time is the measure of a "rich life" then yes, > > > >I'm> > literally*rolling* in it. > > > >> > > > >> Then you can watch re-runs of "Leave It To Beaver" on > > > >TVLand.> > > > >It would all be new to me! > > > >Start trek is more interesting than some fictional terminally > > > >happy family that lived in one of the shortest periods of > > > >economic opportunity in US his'try > > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >It's better than drugs! > > > > > > > Gee...tough call that one...watch a fictional account of the > > > 1950s or alter ones mind thru chemistry...hmmm... > > > > Plus it's 100% legal and not physically addictive! > > > I'd say beaver could be pretty addictive... > Might even form a psychological dependendency. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Not a Psy. dep. like Porn does. > Speaking from experience, p0rN MaVeN? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ REAL MEN like porn! The rest a "gurly-Men".
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> > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got > > > > >Texas> > >culture> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pretty > > > > >much spot> > >on:> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: You > > > > >get a free gun> > >with your> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>JD!> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my > > > > >"gun",> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie? > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific > > > > >finally> > >sent you> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that > > > > >lab-quality> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > >> > ~~~~~~~~ > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be > > > > >> > >"on-call" at> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the > > > > >local> > >hospital to induce labor> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> in> > >difficult cases with my> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > >> > >humongous"Probe".> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little > > > > >bit> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >disgusting...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff > > > > >gave me a> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas-mask for > > > > >the smell.> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats > > > > >smellin> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here...man... > > > > >Yeah...I said it.> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the > > > > >wife's> > >chiuahuah,> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > always > > > > >yippin> > >real"BIG".> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying > > > > >your> > >neuron the> > > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen it > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >needs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > >Now I> > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > only wear that mask when the > > > > >> > >wifey wants> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to get amorous! > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this > > > > >USENET> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > GOLDMINE, you're > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >toast.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > >She's> > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > too Ignert! > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > Trust me - Honest John > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to > > > > >"Pull my> > >> > > > > > > > > > > leg". > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > Pull my finger... > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > After you just took your hand out > > > > >of your> > >pants> > > > > > > > > > and shook off some > > > > >liquid stuff,> > >Naaaah, I'll> > > > > > > > > > pass! > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > That was a tapeworm segment. It > > > > >keeps me slim> > >and> > > > > > > > > > > > > >trim!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body,> > >however, a> > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > good source of Iron is nuts. > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > Is that why you are fascinated by > > > > >nutsacks?> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > Yeah....yeah...thats totally it... > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > All righty then........use soap on > > > > >them> > >hands.......> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > Why? Are you gonna offer up your > > > > >nutsack?> > >> > > > > > > > > > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > >> > > > > > > I > > > > >wouldn't want to make Old Fred jealous in his> > >final> > > > > > > days on Earth. > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > Where *is* Fred Hall these days? > > > > >> > >> > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > >> > >> > > > > > Lingering in a Nursing Home, waiting to > > > > >die.> > >> > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > > Its usenet what done him in it is...? > > > > >> > >> > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > >> > >> > > > > Yip. > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > >> > >> > > > Fred Hall: MIA > > > > >> > >> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > >> > >> > > > Better him than me (or you). > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > > >> > >> > > He was my favorite nutsack... > > > > >> > >> > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > >> > >> > > Maybe he will leave "it" to you in his will. > > > > >> > >> > > > > > > >> > >> > What good is a DRY sack??? > > > > >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > >> > >> > Put it in your "Hope Chest". > > > > >> > >> > > > > > >> > >> Claim its a holy SACKrament and sell it to the > > > > >smithsonian...> > >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > >> > >> A rich guy like yourself should just donate it. > > > > >> > >> > > > > >> > >> > > > > >> > >A "rich guy" like myself would sell to the 'ighest > > > > >biddah.> > >I wish I was a "rich guy"...unlike myself > > > > >> > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > >> > >Trying to pull my leg again! > > > > >> > > > > > > >> > If free time is the measure of a "rich life" then yes, > > > > >I'm> > literally*rolling* in it. > > > > >> > > > > >> Then you can watch re-runs of "Leave It To Beaver" on > > > > >TVLand.> > > > > >It would all be new to me! > > > > >Start trek is more interesting than some fictional > > > > >terminally happy family that lived in one of the shortest > > > > >periods of economic opportunity in US his'try > > > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > >It's better than drugs! > > > > > > > > > Gee...tough call that one...watch a fictional account of the > > > > 1950s or alter ones mind thru chemistry...hmmm... > > > > > > Plus it's 100% legal and not physically addictive! > > > > > I'd say beaver could be pretty addictive... > > Might even form a psychological dependendency. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Not a Psy. dep. like Porn does. > > > Speaking from experience, p0rN MaVeN? > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > REAL MEN like porn! The rest a "gurly-Men". > I bet you have stuff on www.youporn.com huh? DOES JEBUS APPROVE??? WHO WOULD JEBUS SEXPLOIT? -- www.deadelephant.org FREE BUMPER STICKERS
