A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>Timbot doesn't count. He's plonked.

Oh no, not plonked forever again...

--
Timmay!

"I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's
No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in
<77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

On Sun, 04 May 2008 20:45:24 +0100, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for
writing:

>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>
>>Timbot doesn't count. He's plonked.
>
>Oh no, not plonked forever again...

Imagine if you were not dull.


--

A Number 1, Grade A, Prime USDA 'Ratz
Accept No Substitute

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>
>>>Timbot doesn't count. He's plonked.
>>
>>Oh no, not plonked forever again...
>
>Imagine if you were not dull.
Imagine if you were not a spankard.

--
Timmay!

Kook of the Month May 1999
Golden Killfile Sept 1999
Looney Maroon Dec 1998
Looney Maroon Feb 1999
Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999
Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000
George Pickett Sept 2000
George Pickett Oct 2000
Busted Urinal Award
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Tar & Feathers Award
Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

On Sun, 04 May 2008 22:17:39 +0100, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:

>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Timbot doesn't count. He's plonked.
>>>
>>>Oh no, not plonked forever again...
>>
>>Imagine if you were not dull.
>Imagine if you were not a spankard.
Imagining is all you can do.


--

A Number 1, Grade A, Prime USDA 'Ratz
Accept No Substitute

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

UPI A 7N DA alt.flame, Sun, 04 May 2008 10:43:48 -0800 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE
FIRED AT Onideus Mad Hatter'S MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.flame... JT 1234
PCS

>On Sun, 04 May 2008 14:26:56 +0900, The 2-Belo
><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>
>>UPI A 7N DA alt.flame, Sat, 03 May 2008 15:11:18 -0800 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE
>>FIRED AT Onideus Mad Hatter'S MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.flame... JT 1234
>>PCS
>>
>>[...]
>>
>>>But you get that sort of thing anyway pretty much no matter where you
>>>live. There's always at least one or two complete fuckin idiots on
>>>the block who trash up their yard and live like fuckin pigs (usually
>>>the ones that have 3 or 4 unattended children).
>>
>>Not where *I* live, Matthew. All the houses on *my* road are, in fact, quite
>>well tended.
>>
>>You just live in a shithole.
>
>Yeah and this is from the fumbling idiot who can't afford a domain
>that costs less than seven fuckin bucks a year.

Which is, of course, why I got another one that costs twenty.


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."

-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>

 

UPI A 7N DA alt.flame, Sun, 04 May 2008 10:43:48 -0800 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE
FIRED AT Onideus Mad Hatter'S MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.flame... JT 1234
PCS

>On Sun, 04 May 2008 17:56:48 +0900, The 2-Belo
><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>
>>UPI A 7N DA alt.flame, Sat, 03 May 2008 15:11:18 -0800 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE
>>FIRED AT Onideus Mad Hatter'S MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.flame... JT 1234
>>PCS
>>
>>[...]
>>
>>>>I didn't take it out of the .sig because of you, Matthew. The site's still up.
>>>
>>>Oh well pray tell, Fuckup, just what *WAS* the reason then for taking
>>>it out of yer .sig?
>>
>>The domain expired, for one thing. I moved it to another one. I didn't feel like
>>updating the .sig.
>>
>>So. What now?
>
>So that's your backpedal? The domain expired?

I let it expire. I moved the site to another one.

So. What now?


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."

-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>

 

Re: It's True, Daedalus's Mother Fucks Like A Weasel

On Sat, 03 May 2008 15:11:16 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Thu, 01 May 2008 08:14:48 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>wrote:
>
>>>If that delusion were true it would actually make her look even MORE
>>>stupid in that only a fuckin idiot would try to flame someone with
>>>something that they wouldn't even be able to understand in the first
>>>place.
>
>>Admission
>
>Oh, I smell a strawman!
>
>>noted.
>
>Taking notes, are you?
>
>>EVERYONE:
>
>That's it, run to the sheeple group think mentality for support, boy I
>bet THAT'LL help. *nods*
>
>>Matt Molten
>
>You know, if you weren't so completely fucking stupid you might
>actually be able to figure out how to spell my last name correctly.

Heh. I'm spelling it correctly.

>
>>has requested you dumb down your flames in the future.
>
>Oh I think they're dumb enough actually, you should strive for the
>OTHER direction...so that someone of my higher level intellect can
>actually comprehend them. Simply put, I don't speak Retardese.
>

Yep. Definitely spelling your last name correctly. And I think you
contributed another exhibit to the case that flames need to be dumbed
down for you.

Jade


> --
>
>Onideus Mad Hatter
>mhm ? x ?
>http://www.backwater-productions.net
>http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
>Hatter Quotes
>-------------
>"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
>
>"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
>best."
>
>"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
>with it."
>
>"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
>"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>
>"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
>"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
>bad."
>
>"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
>
>"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
>"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
>of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
>"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
>that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
>of its relevancy."
>
>"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
>creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
>"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
>"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
>they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
>givin em out for free."
>
>"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
>So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
>to their merry little mess."
>
>"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
>horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
>their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
>sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
>images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>
>"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
>properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
>"Those who record history are those who control history."
>
>"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
>endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
>don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
>"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
>tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
>"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
>function?"
>
>"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
>Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
>indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
>"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
>gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Daedalus Wears Pampers For "Convenience"

On Sat, 03 May 2008 15:11:16 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Thu, 01 May 2008 08:13:01 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:00:22 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:59:51 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:40:16 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:11:20 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:37:55 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:37:15 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:18:57 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:33:50 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:33:04 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:51:55 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:33:53 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:28:53 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:01:56 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *nods*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Whatcha do<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>My, my, EVERYONE wants to suck my cock today! Seriously, what is up
>>>>>>>>>>>>>with that?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Heh. Sure ya have a cock, Matt. Sure ya do.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Good ol' Cock-Eye --> 0_o has to make believe everyone is sucking his cock
>>>>>>>>>>>for obvious reasons.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>heh
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Wow, check the slurp action between these two. Let's see some more
>>>>>>>>>>circle jerking between you two ugly bitches.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Are you capable of a post that doesn't focus on dick?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Sure, but when you stupid bitches are sucking mine off so much, well,
>>>>>>>>it's hard NOT to focus on it, amiright? *nods*
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What is it you imagine goes on in your little hovel?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>He imagines everyone on Usenet is sucking his dick because it's a lot
>>>>>>easier than imaging anyone wanting to do it in real life.
>>>>>
>>>>>Oh I don't imagine anything, you DO suck my cock, every time you do
>>>>>that one little thing that you do whenever you get sufficiently bitch
>>>>>slapped.
>>>>
>>>>There there, puddin' You can think of men giving you blowjobs if you
>>>>want to. Feel better?
>>>
>>>How could a bitch be a man? If I lop yer balls off and rip apart yer
>>>dignity...yeah, all that's left is a neutered pussy...and no, not the
>>>kind you pussy fuck.
>
>>Matt Molten explains why it's not gay for him to want Hijra porn.
>
>Hijra are just men who dress like women, they still have their balls
>and they aren't pumped full of estrogen. Besides which, you're trying
>to imply that I don't put a paper bag over the heads of you idiots
>whilst you're sucking me off.
>

Have fun Googling?

Jade

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Timbot doesn't count. He's plonked.
>>>>
>>>>Oh no, not plonked forever again...
>>>
>>>Imagine if you were not dull.
>>Imagine if you were not a spankard.
>Imagining is all you can do.

I didn't imagine spanking you in alt.flame. It happened.

--
Timmay!

"I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's
No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in
<77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

On Mon, 05 May 2008 14:38:56 +0100, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:

>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Timbot doesn't count. He's plonked.
>>>>>
>>>>>Oh no, not plonked forever again...
>>>>
>>>>Imagine if you were not dull.
>>>Imagine if you were not a spankard.
>>Imagining is all you can do.
>
>I didn't imagine spanking you in alt.flame. It happened.

If he put blinders on at any point, or if anyone else did, then it's
true, they were spanked...at least by their own retarded definitions
of the word...funny how they magically get thrown out the window when
they suddenly wind up being applied to them.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: It's True, Daedalus's Mother Fucks Like A Weasel

Wolf 253 <snuhwolf@netscape.net> posted
<20080504085029.728b55da@vector> in alt.flame on Sun, 4 May 2008
08:50:29 -0700:

<snip>

>Slave T. Wallmart
>
>
>> >has requested you dumb down your flames in the future.
>>
>> Oh I think they're dumb enough actually, you should strive for the
>> OTHER direction...so that someone of my higher level intellect can
>> actually comprehend them. Simply put, I don't speak Retardese.
>>
>You speak slavenian.
>Heh, getit?
>SLAVENIAN!
>Cause yer like a slave to your WallMart Masters.


"someone of my higher level intellect" who works at WalMart?

Moltoon:
I am a GENUIS!!
I am a GENIUS!!

HI! Welcome to WalMart!

*****

I do suppose all the budding astrophysicists and future rocket
scientists work at WalMart.

--
K. A. Cannon
kcannon at insurgent dot org
(change the orgy to org to reply)

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.
It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-Charles Schultz

COOSN-266-06-02374
Hammer of Thor, April 2005
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER June 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle X 2
#9 People ruining UseNet lits.
#6 Top Assholes on the Net lits.
#5 Most hated Usenetizens of all time
#15 AUK psychos and felons lits
#5 Cog in the AUK Hate Machine

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

On Mon, 05 May 2008 14:38:56 +0100, Timmay! wrote:

> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Timbot doesn't count. He's plonked.
>>>>>
>>>>>Oh no, not plonked forever again...
>>>>
>>>>Imagine if you were not dull.
>>>Imagine if you were not a spankard.
>>Imagining is all you can do.
>
> I didn't imagine spanking you in alt.flame. It happened.

Yes it happened but your memory regarding who got spanked is as usual
flawed.


--
#1 Offishul Ruiner of Usenet, March 2007
#1 Usenet Asshole, March 2007
#10 Most hated Usenetizen of all time
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004
COOSN-266-06-25794

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

On Sun, 04 May 2008 13:22:08 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote:

>On Sun, 04 May 2008 20:45:24 +0100, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for
>writing:
>
>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>
>>>Timbot doesn't count. He's plonked.
>>
>>Oh no, not plonked forever again...
>
>Imagine if you were not dull.

This from one of the retards extolling the virtues of a homo cascade.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

On Mon, 05 May 2008 10:53:48 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>UPI A 7N DA alt.flame, Sun, 04 May 2008 10:43:48 -0800 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE
>FIRED AT Onideus Mad Hatter'S MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.flame... JT 1234
>PCS
>
>>On Sun, 04 May 2008 14:26:56 +0900, The 2-Belo
>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>
>>>UPI A 7N DA alt.flame, Sat, 03 May 2008 15:11:18 -0800 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE
>>>FIRED AT Onideus Mad Hatter'S MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.flame... JT 1234
>>>PCS
>>>
>>>[...]
>>>
>>>>But you get that sort of thing anyway pretty much no matter where you
>>>>live. There's always at least one or two complete fuckin idiots on
>>>>the block who trash up their yard and live like fuckin pigs (usually
>>>>the ones that have 3 or 4 unattended children).
>>>
>>>Not where *I* live, Matthew. All the houses on *my* road are, in fact, quite
>>>well tended.
>>>
>>>You just live in a shithole.
>>
>>Yeah and this is from the fumbling idiot who can't afford a domain
>>that costs less than seven fuckin bucks a year.
>
>Which is, of course, why I got another one that costs twenty.

....wait, wait, wait...you're now trying to claim that you're spending
TWENTY dollars a year for a domain?

*snicker*

ROTFLMAO!!! `, D

....you have...*snicker*...you have NO idea why that's so fucking
hilarious, do you?

LOL

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Mon, 05 May 2008 11:08:08 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>UPI A 7N DA alt.flame, Sun, 04 May 2008 10:43:48 -0800 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE
>FIRED AT Onideus Mad Hatter'S MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.flame... JT 1234
>PCS
>
>>On Sun, 04 May 2008 17:56:48 +0900, The 2-Belo
>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>
>>>UPI A 7N DA alt.flame, Sat, 03 May 2008 15:11:18 -0800 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE
>>>FIRED AT Onideus Mad Hatter'S MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.flame... JT 1234
>>>PCS
>>>
>>>[...]
>>>
>>>>>I didn't take it out of the .sig because of you, Matthew. The site's still up.
>>>>
>>>>Oh well pray tell, Fuckup, just what *WAS* the reason then for taking
>>>>it out of yer .sig?
>>>
>>>The domain expired, for one thing. I moved it to another one. I didn't feel like
>>>updating the .sig.
>>>
>>>So. What now?
>>
>>So that's your backpedal? The domain expired?
>
>I let it expire. I moved the site to another one.
>
>So. What now?

So you did it at around the same time I started posting pastie edits
and you took the link out of yer .sig.

In fact, you actually just admitted to taking it a step farther. Not
ONLY did you take the link OUT of yer .sig but you ALSO changed
domains, which means the old link in your .sig wouldn't work anymore,
so even *IF* I had Googled your retarded posting history, well you
just admited that the links wouldn't work, you fumbling idiot. Duh
uh, fuckup again, Stupid.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>Timmay! wrote:
>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Timbot doesn't count. He's plonked.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Oh no, not plonked forever again...
>>>>>
>>>>>Imagine if you were not dull.
>>>>Imagine if you were not a spankard.
>>>Imagining is all you can do.
>>
>> I didn't imagine spanking you in alt.flame. It happened.
>
>Yes it happened

I know.

--
Timmay!

"You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you
claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton
imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

On Sat, 03 May 2008 15:11:17 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Thu, 01 May 2008 12:43:01 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 01 May 2008 17:34:46 +0100, Timmay!
>><timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>
>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>
>>>>http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1054/525953967_0bc75ff20b_o.jpg
>>>
>>>I knew you were short, but that is the smallest table I've ever seen.
>>>You have my sympathies, Halfling.
>>
>>Hey. Only one retard per thread. It's a new usenet rule. You'll have
>>to go elsewhere until Matty Molten leaves.
>
>Or, I could stay and YOU could leave...oh, yeah, yer obsessed with me,
>so I guess you HAVE to keep following me all over the place, huh
>Fuckup?
>

Hey it's the whole pantheon of usenet trite as conceived my Mr.
Molten.

Yes, Matty. After years of basically ignoring your boringness I've
suddenly developed an obsession in the span of a dozen posts.

Commence to imagine the dick sucking now. You have better luck in your
mind than in RL, I'm sure.

Jade

> --
>
>Onideus Mad Hatter
>mhm ? x ?
>http://www.backwater-productions.net
>http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
>Hatter Quotes
>-------------
>"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
>
>"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
>best."
>
>"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
>with it."
>
>"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
>"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>
>"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
>"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
>bad."
>
>"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
>
>"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
>"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
>of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
>"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
>that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
>of its relevancy."
>
>"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
>creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
>"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
>"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
>they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
>givin em out for free."
>
>"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
>So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
>to their merry little mess."
>
>"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
>horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
>their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
>sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
>images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>
>"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
>properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
>"Those who record history are those who control history."
>
>"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
>endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
>don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
>"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
>tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
>"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
>function?"
>
>"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
>Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
>indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
>"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
>gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

On Mon, 05 May 2008 12:38:20 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
wrote:

>>>Hey. Only one retard per thread. It's a new usenet rule. You'll have
>>>to go elsewhere until Matty Molten leaves.

>>Or, I could stay and YOU could leave...oh, yeah, yer obsessed with me,
>>so I guess you HAVE to keep following me all over the place, huh
>>Fuckup?

>Hey it's the whole pantheon of usenet trite as conceived my Mr.
>Molten.

Boy that sure was a stellar comeback, man, freakin ICE BURN baby! Shit
I better just go and log off after that cunning remark! There's no
WAY I can face the shame of being called "trite" by someone who
participates in a fuckin homo cascade, huh Ms. Jaded?

>Yes, Matty. After years of basically ignoring your boringness I've
>suddenly developed an obsession in the span of a dozen posts.

You can become a Hatter Addict at any time, Fuckwit, doesn't matter
how long you've been wandering around like an animated corpse. Also,
considering you're on the side that greatly extols the wondrous
virtues of the homo cascade as one of the single greatest flames of
all time...yeah, you best check yerself there on the whole "boring"
note.

Besides which, if I'm so boring, why is it that you're currently
devoting pretty much ALL the time you spend on Usenet making replies
to me or making replies ABOUT me? Oh, oh, think slow now, Stupid, try
and formulate a shitty backpedal that won't take me less than a single
post to rip all apart.

>Commence to imagine the dick sucking now. You have better luck in your
>mind than in RL, I'm sure.

You're the one who has to CHOOSE to suck my dick, Frothy, so until you
do that one thing that forces you onto your knees whilst opening
wide...yeah, it's not gonna happen.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

On Mon, 05 May 2008 14:38:56 +0100, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:

>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Timbot doesn't count. He's plonked.
>>>>>
>>>>>Oh no, not plonked forever again...
>>>>
>>>>Imagine if you were not dull.
>>>Imagine if you were not a spankard.
>>Imagining is all you can do.
>
>I didn't imagine spanking you in alt.flame. It happened.

Well, how about you back that up with *independent* evidence. I know,
you can call for a poll.



--

A Number 1, Grade A, Prime USDA 'Ratz
Accept No Substitute

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:

>On Mon, 05 May 2008 14:38:56 +0100, in the land of
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
><timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Timbot doesn't count. He's plonked.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Oh no, not plonked forever again...
>>>>>
>>>>>Imagine if you were not dull.
>>>>Imagine if you were not a spankard.
>>>Imagining is all you can do.
>>
>>I didn't imagine spanking you in alt.flame. It happened.
>
>Well, how about you back that up with *independent* evidence.

The evidence was on news servers worldwide. You conceded all the
points when you snipped and ran from this post.

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Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>[...]
>>>>>>>>Still only one stupid kook in sight. This has to be a first.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Wow, my credibility just took a hit.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You never had any in the first place.
>>>>>
>>>>>Not like you could think of a line with out me feeding you with sarcasm.
>>>>
>>>>If you wanna wear a big sign that screams 'kick me', its best not to
>>>>whine about being kicked, unless you enjoy whining? <--------------------------- Short yellow bus riders read here
>>>
>>>Where's the whining, moron? Specifically point out the term or phrase
>>>you believe to be a whine. Just want to be able to pinpoint where in
>>>your education the teachers went wrong. My current theory is they
>>>actually felt you were educable.
>>
>>There has been a mysterious pattern to my posts for the past decade.
>
>Stupidity, lameness and complete lack of humor.

You asked for directions to your whining, you whining witless wonder.
You were given directions for your whining. Now you're whining about
being given directions to your whining. Can't you do anything but
whine? Its tediously fucking boring. Do you realise how dull it is to
plod through your posts, kicking your lazy, unimaginative arse all
over alt.flame? Its so one-sided it isn't funny.

>>Someone makes a comment, I follow it with another comment. Generally
>>the two comments have a theme and can be thought of as part of the
>>same 'conversation'. I think I've given you too much of a clue. Do you
>>require more help pinpointing it? If so, please board the short yellow
>>bus and wipe the drool from your chin when you board.
>
>Translation: Puke up any ole delusional gibberish and call it a (f)lame.

All aboard the short yellow bus. Next stop, basic english
comprehension for unimaginitive cretins, where you'll be getting off.

>>>>>You are pathetic. It is like when everyone gets bored with these
>>>>>monotonic lames you claim to be flames and walks away shaking their
>>>>>head, you then prance and preen claiming your victory once more.
>>>>
>>>>It is hardly difficult to outwit someone posting from AUK.
>>>
>>>I am, wow, this sure looks like aav3f. But this is your fantasy, do continue.
>>
>>It might be crossposted there, but you subscribe to and read AUK.
>
>Really? How can you be sure? Oh, that's right, you follow people
>around usenet.

Sharon said the same thing and she got spanked over it. Every time she
plucks up the courage to post to alt.flame, she finds me there to punt
her back into oblivion. Being the generous person I am I'm going to
allow you to drop it and never mention it again. This is a one time
offer. So what's it to be? Do I follow people around Usenet or are you
a paranoid pillock who wants to spend some Usenet time being my bitch?

>>You'd be reading this from AUK if I cut aav3f. Of course you could
>>still deny that you read AUK, but we both know that would be futile.
>
>But you didn't did you. Funny you make a lot of delusional claims but
>you never can quite back them up.

I've got no need to back anything up because you've not stated
anything that needed refuting. Now, if you were to state that you
didn't read AUK, which you've been extremely hesitant to say, then I
might have to wade in and prove you to be a liar. Roll the dice and
make your choice.

>>>>They usually display markedly lower than average deductive reasoning,
>>>
>>>I can see where you could get that impression.
>>
>>That's not a very nice thing to say about your fellow AUK'ers. Do they
>>know you hold them in such a low esteem?

Hmmmm. No response, obviously correct.

<guffaw>

>>>The problem is that you write it, people point and laugh at you, you
>>>then post more delusional screed. Not like it requires AC Doyle to
>>>deduce you are a half-wit.
>>
>>The people doing the pointing and laughing are the very same people
>>that give you an impression of having a lower than average ability in
>>deductive reasoning.
>
>Ah, the context snip with the follow-up based upon the changed
>context. How cute, useless bute cute. I am sure self styled flamers
>enjoy being characterized as cute.
>
>Which explains why deductive reasoning is not required for your posts,
>half-wit.

There was no context snip, you utterly confused spastic.

Here I make a remark about AUK'ers:

>"They usually display markedly lower than average deductive reasoning,"

You snip my sentence and reply with:

>"I can see where you could get that impression."

There is nothing unambiguous about your reply. Its not cut. Its not
taken out of context. It cannot be interpreted any other way. If you
meant to say something different, you did a fucking poor job of it. If
you can't express yourself properly then unplug your keyboard and get
the fuck out of here. You clearly don't belong.

>>Am I supposed to be upset that a bunch of people
>>we both agree to have markedly low intelligence called me a few names
>>and don't think highly of me? I'll just grab that box of tissues...
>
>Well, you have been quite *regular* in your spewing to usenet, ever
>since you were named "Burnore's Bitch". So yeah, evidence does support
>that conclusion.

There is no evidence of anything except your craziness, kook. You're
reaching the bottom of the barrel and have even taken to claiming I'm
following people around Usenet. Don't you realise how completely
laughable your statement is? You're completely kooking out.

>>>>subnormally low intelligence, virtually no creativity and they can't
>>>>quite grasp the point that they are inferior creatures to the rest of
>>>>the population. Victory is assured before I post.
>>>
>>>Nothing like demonstrating that I am right.
>>>Did you do that whole "staying alive" bit?
>>
>>Forgive me for not knowing what the fuck you're babbling about when
>>you make an obscure reference to some 70s film.
>
>Not like it is hard to get one by you, eh, Dimmy.
>
>Hint: You claimed *victory", right on schedule. Which given your
>preening egoist nature would require a *victory dance*. Travolta would
>seem right up your alley.

Victory *is* assured. The human flith emanating from AUK isn't capable
of mounting a challenge for longer than a couple of reply cycles.

>>>>>It is amazing the convolutions of logic that the hard of thinking must
>>>>>go through to create a world where they are anything but what reality
>>>>>says they are. Yes, Dimmy, that would be you. Delusions of adequacy
>>>>>dance in that teacup sized brain.
>>>>
>>>>"From: a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com
>>>>Subject: My wife complains about my small cock ALL THE TIME!"
>>>>
>>>>Please don't send me any further email. Thank you.
>>>
>>>"I know, I'll make up something and everyone will believe Ratz is
>>>emailing me"
>>>
>>>No kook ever tried that one before.
>>
>>I can see why you'd think that.
>
>Yes, you are that stupid.

PeeWee Herman wants his repertoire back.

>> You do display markedly lower than
>>average deductive reasoning and subnormally low intelligence.
>
>*snicker*

I thought it was funny too. Its pretty sad you're laughing at it while
proving it in almost every sentence.

>>My comment has precipated a rather irrational comment from you to such a
>>jovial gag. I guess I touched a nerve.
>
>If you are delusional, then you could make that assumption. But again,
>you seem to lost something in your translation of English to Dimmy.

I didn't actually the aim the gag that high, but it seems to have
missed you by some distance. I'm coming to the conclusion that if I
had to aim to hit you, it wouldn't be going skywards.

>>>I obviously was being far too kind when I used pathetic.
>
>No response, obviously correct.

<guffaw>

>>>>>>>Dayam, what shall I do, deary me, called a kook, by a multi-award winner.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Hopefully you'll get the message that constantly making yourself a
>>>>>>laughing stock with these tepid displays of your mediocre (f)laming
>>>>>>talent and endeavour to dive in front of a bus, allowing spam to
>>>>>>improve the signal to noise ratio in AF.
>>>>>
>>>>>What flaming, Dimmy?
>>>>
>>>>Exactly.
>>>
>>>Dimmy, I had to feed you the line, again. Just so I could point out you
>>>could not tell a flame if it was a ten pound wart attached to your nose.
>>
>>Could you whine a little louder about setting yourself up for an easy
>>shot? There's someone in the next solar system who hasn't heard you.
>
>So how is the wart these days? Do you notice it any more?

Your mom is fine. She send her regards and says she'll change your
diaper when she gets back from the two week holiday. Hopefully you
won't have attracted that many flies and suffocated on them by then.

>>>>>Sarcasm and pointing out your lack of skills in any arena could hardly
>>>>>be called flaming. Toss in that a moron like you imagines anyone is
>>>>>subbing alt.lame just makes it that much more pathetic.
>>>>
>>>>You got something to say about alt.flame? You don't have the balls.
>>>
>>>So you can't read either or just begging for help?
>>
>>I knew you'd weasel out of making any more comments about 'alt.lame'.
>
>"Toss in that a moron like you imagines anyone is subbing alt.lame
>just makes it that much more pathetic. "

Its the SAME fucking comment, you crainially-challenged clown. I said
any MORE comments. You're so utterly lacking in any creative ability
that you can't write anything new. Click your heels together three
times, Dorothy. You're off to Oz to ask the wizard for an imagination.

>>You just don't have the spine. You're so easy to manipulate. Do you
>>see how easy it is to control a weak-minded fool like you?
>
>That I called alt.flame, alt.lame and declared it dead was not enough?
>
>No one came to your rescue, even with that pathetic mewl for help.
>
>Now beg for more help, Dimmy.

Since you're in the mood to continue to do my bidding, how about you
saddle on over to the fridge and get me a beer?

>>>>>I suppose winning all your kook awards was somewhat disturbing, for
>>>>>such a weak minded sot as yourself, but I am sure the train went all
>>>>>the way off the tracks when you realized how many people consider you
>>>>>an obsessive stalking froot loop and made you Gary's personal punch bag.
>>>>
>>>>I think its pretty funny.
>>>
>>>So do *we*. You froth and claim victory, you win awards, *we* laugh.
>>
>>The people handing out the 'awards' are the very same people that give
>>you an impression of having a lower than average ability in deductive
>>reasoning. Am I supposed to be upset that a bunch of people we both
>>agree to have markedly low intelligence called me a kook and don't
>>think highly of me? I'll just grab a second box of tissues...
>
>Sad.

Lets see if you can make it through the next post without mentioning
'frothing', 'laming' or 'delusional', you uncreative little twerp.

>>>>You have to consider the situation.
>>>
>>>You obsess constantly about Gary, that would be the situation. It has
>>>now been officially recognized. Ergo the much higher visibility from you.
>>
>>I do no such thing you silly little man. I read a couple of newsgroups
>>and if the kiddie-diddling imbecile happens to pop up in those groups,
>>I bait the idiot and watch half a dozen loons from his flea circus try
>>to defend him. I know its not very sporting or difficult, but hey, I
>>find it fun.
>
>See, you obsess about Burnore. You can't even make it through a post
>with out some reference to Gary.

We went for ten posts without mentioning Burnore in this thread, so
your statement is incorrect. If you'd said "I can't make it through
five posts without mentioning Burnore." that would be factually
correct. You do realise you're the one who has constantly brought up
his name in this thread, don't you?

>>>>A bunch of neanderthals who've yet to walk upright
>>>
>>>So I can add Paleoanthropology to the list of which you are wholly
>>>ignorant. If you are going to lame people, Dimmy, at least try to have
>>>a basic understanding of the words you are using.
>>
>>I seem to have touched a nerve there. I suppose paleoanthropology is
>>useful to you so you can identify your family and friends.
>
>"I touched a nerve there"
>You probably actually believe that you did. That your lame was based
>upon complete ignorance, well that is quite okay with you. Ignorance
>is your watchword.

It was late, I was tired, scratch one point up to you. I'm quite
confident the multitude of points I'm beating you on are more than
enough to see you off.

>>[...]
>
>*SNORT*
>And so begins the run and hide of Dimmy the coward. Up til now all was
>good, then you got your tit in the wringer with a load of ignorant
>twaddle and suddenly Dimmy needs to trim and make the bad words go
>away. I can always count on that from you, Dimmy. What next spelling
>lames?

I'll leave those to you.

"Have you picked up a dictionary, ever?"
<evnne1ls4voub9bq0b0o7ei2e14ddo41cf@4ax.com>

"Do try to keep up Mr. Illiteracy."
<evnne1ls4voub9bq0b0o7ei2e14ddo41cf@4ax.com>

"Literacy is not something you can put on a resume."
<evnne1ls4voub9bq0b0o7ei2e14ddo41cf@4ax.com>

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

>>>> Burnore can't wander into any newsgroup
>>>>without someone slinging the 'child molester' tag at him.
>>>
>>>Usually due to some obsessive fuckwit following him around. I'll bet
>>>you have that whole google alerts thing set up just for Gary.
>>
>><rolls eyes>
>>
>>Having googled my profile you know I read just two newsgroups.
>
>Well, Mr. Ego is lose today.

"Literacy is not something you can put on a resume."
<evnne1ls4voub9bq0b0o7ei2e14ddo41cf@4ax.com>

<guffaw>

>No, Dimmy, I didn't but this, again, is your delusion, do continue:

You should. You'll find the delusion is all yours. You'll find that it
was you who brought Burnore into the flurry of posts between us.

Lets see what the dictionary says about delusion:

'Psychiatry. a fixed false belief that is resistant to reason or
confrontation with actual fact: a paranoid delusion.'

If we couple this with the rampant paranoia that thinks I'm following
people around Usenet (you can pony up some proof any time now) then
we're beginning to see some downright kooky behaviour from you.

>>How you can deduce from that obsessive behaviour I don't know.
>
>The fact you inject Burnore in everything.

Fact: You brought Burnore into this thread, not me.

>>I think you're firmly in the bracket of having a lower than average
>>ability in deductive reasoning and markedly low intelligence. Some
>>might even say your deduction is downright kooky.
>
>Ah, Dimmy, so in love love with his own words, he just repeats,
>repeats and then repeats.

Some things need to be repeated because you have a lower than average
ability in deductive reasoning and markedly low intelligence. The
longer this thread goes on the clearer it becomes.

>>>>The sycophantic knuckle-draggers who bow down to him for their free Usenet
>>>>posting accounts can't help but respond and wade into flame wars
>>>>because of Burnore's indiscretion with his then step-daughter.
>>>
>>>Would I be one of those or are you just frothing in general about the
>>>quantity of people on usenet, regardless of nsp, that think you a lube job?
>>
>>I think you can only read a post in two ways. The person is either
>>lifeless, dull and without enthusiasm.
>
>Of course you can only see two ways, Dimmy. You have the imagination
>of a sea slug.

'I think you can only read a post in two ways.'

'Of course you can only see two ways, Dimmy'

There you have it. There couldn't be a more blatant Hermanism. You
were saying something about imagination, magpie mind?

>>If they don't fall into that category then they're a 'frothing loon'.
>>Your deductive reasoning shows far more about your cognitive abilities
>>than you realise.
>>
>
>That you are an award winning frothing loon will be ignored for a
>moment.
>
>Contrary to what your ego tries to tell you:
>
>You are a delusional half-wit that thinks spewing mindless drivelling
>fantasies is flaming. That you then use pathetic lames like "I hit a
>nerve", repeat yourself ad infinitum, snip and run and then display
>the unlimited ignorance that only a truly moronic individual could
>display is why you are seen as a kook.
>
>Clear enough, Dimmy.

In this post I've shone a bright light on your delusions. Your first
paranoid delusion is that you're convinced I'm following you/people
around Usenet. The second screamingly funny delusion is that you've
mentioned multiple times that I brought Burnore into this thread, when
you are clearly at odds with fact. I chuckled when you mentioned
'truly moronic' and 'kook'. I've not seen so many own goals in a
single post for quite some time.

>>>>These knuckle-draggers have been easy pickings for quite some time and I've
>>>>hammered plenty of them into the ground like tent pegs.
>>>
>>>And the delusions of adequacy return.
>>
>>"From: a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com
>>Subject: My wife complains about my small cock ALL THE TIME!"
>>
>>I told you to stop sending me email.
>>
>>[Cue: "Waaaaaaahhhhhh!!! I'm not sending you email. Waaaaaaahhhhhh!!!]
>
>Like no other kook has ever tried that.

"Ah, Dimmy, so in love love with his own words, he just repeats,
repeats and then repeats."

<guffaw>

>Cue standard Dimmy Delusion:
>"I hit a nerve"

Ahh, the old delusion line again.

"Ah, Dimmy, so in love love with his own words, he just repeats,
repeats and then repeats."

Did you have to practice to score own goals like this or did it come
naturally?

>>>You do remember Bill Cleere and I discussing his spending quality time
>>>with his grand son and you jumping in and whining about Burnore?
>>
>>No, I'm sure it left a big impression on you and you're going to tell
>>me all about it. You dull twat.
>
>That was pretty ugly for you, I can see why you blanked it.

I really don't remember it. Perhaps you could give me a little
refresher given that you are so proud of your exploits?

>>[...] "Yer a kook, yada, yada, yada."
>>
>>Colour me unimpressed.
>
>More like unimpressive:
>:>A bunch of neanderthals who've yet to walk upright
>:
>:So I can add Paleoanthropology to the list of which you are wholly
>:ignorant. If you are going to lame people, Dimmy, at least try to have
>:a basic understanding of the words you are using.
>:
>:
>:>and who are much more at
>:>home in the trees scoffing bananas tell me I'm a kook because I enjoy
>:>baiting the Burnore clan.
>:
>:<Mr. helpful mode>
>immy, the Neanderthals were not tree living, they were omnivorous and
>:they walked upright much as homo sapiens.
>:
>immy, would you like to try that with an earlier member of the genus
>:homo? It then would have possibly worked. But you would have been
>:better off with a monkey or chimp reference. Displaying your
>:ignorance, Dimmy, does seem to cause your lames to lose any possible
>:impact.
>:</Mr. Helpful mode>
>
>Now that was funny stuff, I get to educate you on basic flaming and
>basic antropology, you get the whole hoist on the petard effect and I
>get to laugh at you for snipping and running.

You won a small point. I'm impressed. Lets see how you handle this
post. Remember to answer everything and no snipping and running.

Shall I write the spank claim now?

--
Timmay!

Kook of the Month May 1999
Golden Killfile Sept 1999
Looney Maroon Dec 1998
Looney Maroon Feb 1999
Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999
Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000
George Pickett Sept 2000
George Pickett Oct 2000
Busted Urinal Award
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Tar & Feathers Award
Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades