A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

On Sun, 27 Apr 2008 02:53:10 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>That isn't saying much considering I just bought my place and I'm only
>>starting work on renovating it...completely. Plus my place only cost
>>about $75,000

>Of course it did,

Yeah, I'm not some fuckin idiot like you who pays a fortune for
mediocrity.

>Ludbunski.

Oh, there's the "word of the day":
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ludbunski

....you just LOVE looking like an idiot, don't you?

>You're renovating a piece of shit so it looks like a marginally better
>piece of shit.

No, I'm renovating an average white, lower-middle class, suburban
house into an upper-middle class suburban home. I already bought a
brand new fridge, washer, dryer and stove...next up is a tankless
water heater, after that I'll start gutting out the one bathroom.

....I might put a basement in too once I'm all done renovating the
current structure. See, again, I'm an artistic type in that I like to
actually work on things, create things...where as you, well you just
buy prepackaged cookie cutter crap and then try and tout that as your
own, when really...no, no it's not.

>I built mine from the ground up, brand new.

I think you mean SOMEONE ELSE built it from the ground up, brand
new...and no, Fuckup, your browsing through a catalog and picking out
tile and paint doesn't equate to "building" anything.

>>That was meant for as a metaphor for your general type of
>>behavior...hating on those who have more than you do

>At no time did I ever say such a thing.

....uh, what the fuck are you talking about? Of course *YOU* didn't
say it, *I'M* the one who said it...ABOUT YOU. Tha fuck man, take
notes or something.

>>...of course in
>>your case it seems to go both ways, you hate on those who have more
>>than you as well as hate on those who have less than you.

>Not at all. I just hate you because you're a conceited prick.

Uh huh, and would you even have a minute fraction of that hate if I
were just some unaccomplished little nothing like yourself? Yeah,
didn't think so. The fact is you hate me because you're jealous,
because unlike you I actually have a rather large, measurable level of
skill and expertise in a variety of technical fields and I've used
that level of skill to create a whole variety of things that's gained
me adoration and even worship amongst dozens of clique communities and
specialized interest groups...you, well you've got some cubical
flunkie job and all your free time is currently spent online trying to
convince ME of all people that you aren't just some fuckin loser...but
then, you are, aren't you?

>>I wonder, is it the picture that bothers you so much:
>>http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Japanese_Girlfriend.gif
>>
>>Or is it the talk about your wife? I only ask because you've snipped
>>the link twice now but you only snipped the bit about yer wife once.

>It wasn't funny the first time; what makes you think it's going to get funnier
>the more you post it?

Oh I didn't say it was funny for you, for you it's probably quite the
stab into yer ego, knowing how close it hits home and describes you
*SO* well. No, it's funny for the people LIKE ME. Thanks for proving
that though, Stupid.

>>>And these three paragraphs of threats prove what, Ludbunski?

>>Try READING them, Fuckjob, there wasn't a single threat in any of
>>them.

>This was one post *after* you specifically described how you were going to
>photoshop a cock into my niece's mouth (she was 5 years old in the photo you
>referred to); how could one possibly not read your pathetic saber-rattling into
>this?

Well perhaps if your stupid ass had read those three paragraphs you
wouldn't BE in the situation you are now. Well, I guess it is a
little late for you, I mean you already fucked up and thousands of
pedophiles are no doubt already using the picture of your niece as
whack off material, even without my help, so I guess those three
paragraphs were more for OTHER people, to serve as a warning so they
don't make the same idiot mistake that you have.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 17:07:46 -0700, Lorrill Buyens
<buyensl@interlacken.com> wrote:

>>LOL, keep telling yourself that, Deary. My writing may not seem too
>>playful to those I toy around with, but to those who are spectators
>>it's very fun to watch. Also my flames are never made out of anger or
>>haet, they are created for the sole purpose of creating
>>entertainment...and sometimes a bit of anarchy as well.

>Personally, I'd give you an F-. For your net-lifetime "flaming" career, not
>just this one post.

Well considering your personal level of butthurt, that's not much of a
surprise. You're simply attempting to lash out at me in the most
illogical and irrational way you can, because really, that's all you
have left, innt?

>>>Speaking of silly little pussies, diaper wearing adults that love teh
>>>care bears are pretty funny.

>>You sure are, aren't you?

>And here, ladies and gentlemen, we have the classic Matt Moulton IKYABWAI.

Do you really think you deserve any better? Might wanna work on that,
Fuckup.

>Is it any wonder why he's been spanked from here to the ends of the universe?

And by "spanked" she means fucked her up the ass so many times she has
to wear diapers now to keep from shitting herself uncontrollably.

>>>>The things he did don't much count for anything now though, those like
>>>>myself have done far too many things to over shadow his lame little
>>>>NON-complishments.

>>>Yes, you should be proud of your jack shit trophy.

>>I have a trophy now, eh?

>Made out of the finest styrofoam, as homage to your intellectual capacities and
>tendency to drift away in the wind at the slightest sign of difficulty.

Uh huh, is that why a bunch of other retards are whining about how I'm
'always getting the last post in'? Perhaps you two groups of fuckups
should get together and iron out your failing little lames BEFORE you
start throwing them around without any sense of direction.

>>>Does the idea of being gay scare you that much or
>>>have you been jilted at the cock bars so many times for your hideous
>>>appearance that you've just become bitter?

>>Actually the idea of two men being gay sickens me...literarily. Like
>>when I saw that movie Threesome...and that part near the end where the
>>guy puts his hand on the other guys ass.....BLLLLAAAAARRRGGGG!!!

>And you were watching a movie with homosexual content, when you allegedly hate
>it, *why*, precisely?

Because I have idiot friends who drag me to the movie theater every
other day to watch movies with them, half the time I don't even know
what we're watching until we're actually in the theater. Most of my
"friends" (sometimes more than that) are women, so I wind up having to
endure a lot of chick flicks...but that's not too bad depending on if
I'm seeing anyone at the time, because then we can just ignore the
movie and mack out in the back. The drive-in is especially nice since
it's always a double feature, we like to park the cars backwards and
then we can get down in the back like it's a bed whilst were
"watching" the movie...good times.

I suppose it's good that I have a social life thrust upon me by those
around me, otherwise I'd probably just stay at home all the time and
never go out.

>>Now two WOMEN being gay/lesbian, that doesn't bother me at all, in
>>fact, it's a bit of a turn on.

>Why am I not surprised?

Because that's generally considered to be normal for a guy to enjoy
watching two chicks make out?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 17:58:42 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
wrote:

>On Sun, 27 Apr 2008 02:53:10 +0900, The 2-Belo wrote:
>
>> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>> that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
>> alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>
>>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:40:40 +0900, The 2-Belo
>>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>
>>>>>Well it's a hell of a lot nicer than Mingtard's place
>>>
>>>>It's certainly a hell of a lot nicer than *your* place.
>>>
>>>That isn't saying much considering I just bought my place and I'm only
>>>starting work on renovating it...completely. Plus my place only cost
>>>about $75,000
>>
>> Of course it did, Ludbunski. You're renovating a piece of shit so it looks like
>> a marginally better piece of shit. I built mine from the ground up, brand new.

>I couldn't buy a fucking Bat Shanty around here for 75 grand. And this
>isn't prime real estate either. A 50 yr old 2 bedroom one bath on
>a 60x80 lot house goes for 100 minimum.
>
>I gotta wonder if Cock-Eye Ludbunski's is a single or double wide and if
>the wheels come off or just retract?

Sorry fuckup, but I don't live in a trailer like you, I just live
somewhere where the housing boom already went bust...significantly. I
also got such a good deal partially because of the one neighbors
living next to us, which are like seven families of illegal Mexicans
all living under one roof (there's a lot of REALLY racist people
living in this town)...but hey, that's what fences are for.

But you get that sort of thing anyway pretty much no matter where you
live. There's always at least one or two complete fuckin idiots on
the block who trash up their yard and live like fuckin pigs (usually
the ones that have 3 or 4 unattended children). If it gets too bad
you can always call the city on it and they can force them to clean up
their trashy yards...it hasn't gotten quite that bad yet...maybe if
the guy down the street with the three dead cars in his yard was
closer to me I might call up the city, but he's not directly in the
view from my house, so I let it slide.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:52:41 -0700, Lorrill Buyens
<buyensl@interlacken.com> wrote:

>On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 20:33:58 -0800, Temporal Voyager Onideus Mad Hatter
><usenet@backwater-productions.net>, in a desperate attempt to change the
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk timestream, said:
>
>>On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 17:07:46 -0700, Lorrill Buyens
>><buyensl@interlacken.com> wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:18:57 -0400, Dread Pirate Daedalus
>>><jade@newtko0ouks.biz>, Scourge of the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Seas,
>>>yo-ho-hoed:
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:33:50 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:33:04 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:51:55 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:33:53 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:28:53 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:01:56 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>>>>> *nods*
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Whatcha do<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>My, my, EVERYONE wants to suck my cock today! Seriously, what is up
>>>>>>>>with that?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Heh. Sure ya have a cock, Matt. Sure ya do.
>>>
>>>>>>Good ol' Cock-Eye --> 0_o has to make believe everyone is sucking his cock
>>>>>>for obvious reasons.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>heh
>>>>>
>>>>>Wow, check the slurp action between these two. Let's see some more
>>>>>circle jerking between you two ugly bitches.
>>>
>>>>Are you capable of a post that doesn't focus on dick?
>>>
>>>You know men. Whatever they have the least of tends to be on their mind the
>>>most.
>>
>>...what? Maybe you should try that again...with a little less STUPID
>>next time.
>
>You're going on a diet? Be sure to let us know right before you disappear
>completely, 'mkay?

What the fuck are you babbling about now?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:51:55 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
wrote:

>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:33:53 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:28:53 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:01:56 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>> *nods*
>>>
>>>Whatcha do<COCK SLAP>
>>
>>My, my, EVERYONE wants to suck my cock today! Seriously, what is up
>>with that?

>Heh. Sure ya have a cock, Matt. Sure ya do.

Heh, I sure do, don't I, Kitten?

*unzips*

Well, get to suckin, Bitch! You know you want Hatter Cock for lunch.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Thu, 01 May 2008 12:05:10 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>Now for once you actually say something that rings true. But haven't you ever
>>>conisdered *why* a dude who's so hot to dig up the dirt on his tormentors and
>>>wave it in their faces fails for TWO WEEKS to notice that it's been all over the
>>>entire internet since the mid-90s? And then, when I post a link from my domain,
>>>he suddenly runs in crowing that I've outed myself?

>>Because your current reaction to it is fucking hilarious, duh.

>I'm incredulous at your bottomless black hole of ignorance, Matthew. You may
>laugh at *that* reaction to your heart's content.

I just love the way you keep trying to "explain" yourself to *ME* of
all people. LOL

>>And then there's also the fact that you suddenly STOPPED sharing your lil
>>links in your .sig right about the time that I started postin shit
>>like this:
>>http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/_Is_This_Original.jpg

>I didn't take it out of the .sig because of you, Matthew. The site's still up.

Oh well pray tell, Fuckup, just what *WAS* the reason then for taking
it out of yer .sig? Think slow now, try and come up with a good
excuse...preferably one I can't rip apart in less than one post.

>>...pretty fuckin obvious that you were just bankin on my inability to
>>give a fuck about your craptastic posting history, which is why you
>>suddenly started running at the mouth...well, until you self-outed (TO
>>ME) and posted yer docs (TO ME),

>Here can be stated the Ludbunski Dictionary definition of the term "to
>self-out": v. To post a URL leading to any site that features any information
>about Matthew Moulton's Usenet opponents that he could have discovered by
>running one lousy search (to Moulton, everyone who posts to Usenet who also has
>information on the Web but does not post that information to Usenet *must* be
>hiding something embarrassing).

Then why did you take it out of yer .sig, Dumbass? I see you
backpedaling, but I sure don't see your lame ass excuse yet. What's
the matter, having trouble coming up with one? Tsch, tsch, tsch...for
shame.

>Matthew Moulton: the _Weekly World News_ of alt.flame.
>
>They sell that at the Wal-Mart checkout, don't they?

Nah, but we've got this other tabloid that publishes pics of yer
mother in uh, rather "racy" scenes...I really like the one where she's
the "human toilet" for this whole football team. LOL

>>newfag.

>homo.

You certainly are, aren't you? We'll just call you Homo-newfag, how's
that?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Thu, 01 May 2008 08:39:53 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
wrote:

>>Actually I get more PMs on Webbie boards, enough so that I've actually
>>started to ignore them because I know they're just askin me the same
>>dumbfuck shit they did the last week...usually if I'm going to update
>>something. I've tried to explain to the little goobers that I'm just
>>a tad too fuckin busy in my life right now to be making Care Bears
>>sites or adding parts to a "make your own RPG character generator", or
>>any of a dozen other projects/sites I have going on currently, but
>>they don't seem to grasp the notion.

>Maybe you need to stop hanging out with ten year olds.

Or maybe you could just stop following me all over the grid, Puke.

>>I think you did, actually. If you've ever read the book it's plainly
>>obvious that the Mad Hatter character took great delight in messing
>>with Alice's head, sharing in-jokes with his friend the March Hare and
>>mocking Alice's literal understandings of the world. Simply put, he
>>was entertained by her irritation, much in the way that I am by
>>yours...although most of your irritation could probably be cleared up
>>with some anti-crab cream.

>How do yo hope to fuck with someone's head when yours is the one with
>the big wet hole in it?

Oh stellar comeback there, Dribbles, boy I bet THAT'LL sure "get me".
*nods*

>>>>I'll leave that to you, Cockeye. And it's OBVIOUS that you are,
>>>>because my pictures clearly show my eyes are centered perfectly
>>>>normal, so only someone with a cockeye, like you, could possibly see
>>>>them as being misaligned. It also explains why you don't ever post
>>>>pictures of yourself online, afraid of what people will think of you
>>>>if they saw your cockeye.
>>
>>>A sad little IKYABWAI
>>
>>The difference is that my claim is backed up with facts, his is backed
>>up by flailing posts made by retards looking to try and "get back" at
>>me on teh Interwebs.

>Who wants to get back at you, delusional k00k? Is it teh gubmint
>agents?

LOL, you really don't pay attention much, do you? In your case though
it's just your pathetic little NEED for verbal retribution...nothing
more than that. You're just all butthurtz online and you want to "get
back" at the one who made you like that...which would be me.

Yer pretty fuckin pathetic though, I mean at least FREAKS like
Rikijoke had genuine reason to be kooky little Hatter Addicts. What
the fuck is your excuse?

>>>Do you honestly think you can transfer your well known reputation for
>>>occular defect onto someone else?

>>Since I have no such thing...well, yes, obviously.

>Your photos clearly indicate otherwise. That, or your head is
>completely flat on one side. I'd believe that
>
>Flat head. Big wet hole. You're a prime target for brain rape.

Let me know when you're done flailing about for random, nonsensical
insults so you can get on with posting a picture of yourself, Fugly.

>> As I described,
>>only someone with a cock-eye would be able to look at a picture of a
>>normal person's eyes and see them as cock-eyed. And since neither of
>>you is willing to post pictures of yourself, well, it's pretty obvious
>>what you're hiding, now isn't it? You can claim IKY all you like, but
>>you're the one whose got all the evidence against ya. You're
>>essentially no different from the guy who farts in a crowded elevator
>>and then tries to preemptively blame it on someone else.

>Wow, that was terribly lame.

Wow, that was terribly lame. Next time at least TRY and formulate a
comeback, preferably one that doesn't just whine, "It was lame!" in
the most hypocritical of PKB projections.

And where's yer picture, Fugly?

>>Here's my evidence:
>>http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Daedalus_Is_Cock_Eyed.jpg
>>
>>Where's yours, Alice? LOL

>I won't be clicking on any links you provide from your luser site. You
>don't qualify for that kind of effort.

Your backpedal is noted, now, it's your turn to post your picture,
Fugly. Or would you like to provide us all with yet ANOTHER
predictable backpedal?

>>Any issue which shakes my belief in how fucking stupid a person can
>>get whilst still having the ability to breath on their own gets me
>>upset. It's people like you that have made me lose all faith in
>>humanity and to recognize that the movie Idiocracy is more of a
>>documentary film of your future than it is a comedy.

>Uh oh, somebody's been into the usenet cliche flame bin.

Uh huh, and where'd you pull that one liner from? Oh, oops, did you
just trip over your own lame...yeah, you sure did, Fuckup.

>>>I don't know why. You were
>>>already busted for lying about it. Remember? - "jes trollin guv."

>>The only thing that got busted were you balls. Remember? And no,
>>they haven't grown back, so you best run along before I break
>>something else of yours...like your thinly veiled attempts to lie to
>>yourself into believing that you aren't a complete and total waste of
>>fucking oxygen.

>liar liar, pants on fire. Scream about having "the code" some more.

I could pretty much beat you in the head with a hammer and you'd STILL
be too fuckin thick to get it either way, so what's the point? I mean
I know you like the abuse and all, but seriously, I'm not into that
shit, you freak.

>>>The energy it must take to force yourself to believe you are a good
>>>flamer...

>>...wait, you think I'm wasting GOOD flames on you tards? *snicker*
>>LOL Now THAT'S funny! `, D

>No I don't think you've written any good flames.

As if you would even have the cognitive capacity to discern a good
flame from a bad one.

>But your confirmation is appreciated.

And your confirmation that you aren't worth anything more than copy
and pasted shit is, well, I wouldn't say "appreciated" so much as
laughed at.

>>Seriously, about all you r-tards are worth is half of my attention
>>whilst I'm watching a movie or a television show. If I actually
>>believed that flaming you was a necessary step in keeping you frothing
>>with idiocy for my entertainment I'd invest a fuck of a lot more
>>attention. As it stands though, it takes little more than bitch
>>slapping you with your own banal retardation with a slight make-over
>>to keep you drooling twits shitting the floor in frustration.

>That's about the egotistical approach to excusing yourself for your
>pitiful performance here that I expected.

....what? Fuck, try PROOF READING yer shit if you can't have it make
sense the first time you spew it. Just because *I* can watch TV and
post at the same time doesn't mean that YOU can, you fucking idiot.

>You should focus all of your attention on that movie you're watching.

That way you can slip away and hide, amiright?

>I bet you are much better at watching movies.

I'm even better at making them, you wanna see the ones I made of yer
mom and I? She does this thing with her legs...man, you really should
check it out.

>>>...

>>Giving me one right now, huh? Suck it good, bitch! Show daddy Hatter
>>how well you can "blow". LOL

>Ladies and Gentlemen, Velcome to fantasy Island.

Or IKYBWAI Island in your case.

>>>>Says the moron who hasn't even figured it out that there's some
>>>>particular thing that you must do in order to even get slapped across
>>>>yer idiot face with my cock.

>>>Convince me I should care enough about your boring ass to try and
>>>figure you out.

>>Why the fuck would I want to do that? Having you NOT know what makes
>>you look so fuckin stupid a hell of a lot funnier than having you
>>aware of the blindingly fucking obvious. If anything, it stands as a
>>giant monument to just how incredibly inept and fumbling you are
>>online.

>Yes. You so enigmatic and mysteeeeerious, Matty Molten! I better call
>on Batman to figger out you master plan. LOL!

Not even Batman could help you figure out why you're so fuckin stupid.

>>>> Simply avoid that one thing and you
>>>>won't ever have to see my cock...then again, it's pretty apparent that
>>>>you LIKE seeing my cock, which is why your kind doesn't stop doing
>>>>what triggers it.

>>>No one has seen your cock,

>>Well not with the way you've always got it in your mouth, no.

>Ladies and Gentlemen, Velcome to fantasy Island.

You posted that lame already, free cl00, if it didn't work the first
time...yeah, not gonna be any less fucking lame the second time
around.

>>>LOL!

>>Let me guess, you haven't quite figured out how to install Flash yet,
>>amiright?

>Naw. I was just laughing at how you blather about the dumbest shit and
>actually believe people care.

Well the QUARTER MILLION unique visitors that my sites collectively
rack up each and every month seems to indicate otherwise, but feel
free to fumble over your idiocy again, Retard.

>> I mean, what with the total automation of just
>>CLICKING...ONCE...wow...boy that sure is complicated for a butterball
>>pro-ana like you, innt Fumbles?

>See above. You don't rate any of my valuable clicking effort.

>>>>>Funny paradox. You always seem so afraid of homosexuals,

>>>>Um, I'm not the one running around creating homo cascades, Fuckjob.
>>>>Nice projection though.

>>>I didn't create any homo cascades either. Learn to read headers.

>>Learn to realize I don't bother to look at the name of whatever carbon
>>copy idiot it is that's replying to my posts this week. I mean, all
>>you stupid fuckwits post exactly alike, it's not as if I can take the
>>bother to try and imagine every last one of you with a personality
>>just because you're upset over not being recognized as the unique
>>little snowflake you wish you AREN'T.

>Another poor excuse for being wrong.

The exact same could be said of your backpedal about not clicking
links to my site...apparently though the tactic was effective enough
that you decided to rip it off and turn it around against me...a
rather foolish endeavor to say the least. Do you really think the
tactics that I use to bitch slap you would be effective against
myself? I mean, do you actually believe I haven't already developed
counter attacks to my own attacks? And likewise counter attacks to
the counter attacks of my own attacks.

Yer outta yer league, Cuppycake...you can't even fuckin BREATH on my
level, much less stand on it.

>>>>Oh I really don't think of them as being male, hence the reason I
>>>>refer to them as my "little bitches".

>>>And as we all know, whatever goes on in your little fantasy world is
>>>what keeps you going.

>>And look who's stealing *MY* material now, eh PeeWee?

>In order to steal your material, I would have had to have read it.

Your illiteracy is duly noted. Is it your mommy that's reading along
and "helping" you to type your replies? LOL

>>>Good work, Matt. You are teh
>>>bestest/flamer/hacker/virtual gay sex haver on teh usernet.

>>Let me know when it requires any more than that to keep you on such a
>>short leash.

>My our ego is full of delusion today.

I think you slipped there, Freud...or should I say Fraud?

>So your master flame war strategy, does it always follow

....so you think you're in a flame war now, eh? LOL, weren't you just
trying to claim that I don't ever flame? Tsch, tsch, tsch...yer lames
are starting to trip over themselves...you really ought to work on
that, Sugar-tits.

>the same pattern (cockslap-gay fantasy-arrogant rant - "I own you")

You're the one who makes me cock slap you, if YOU didn't try running
away all the time then you wouldn't ever see it, because that's the
ONLY time it happens, you ignorant fuckup.

>or is this some new Kasparovesque
>genius plan you're trying out? I haven't read enough of your shit to
>know if this is how you always operate.

I always post like a mirror, reflecting the stupidity of my opponents
back onto them...often magnified. The results are quite interesting,
since people REALLY don't like having to look at their own personal
flaws that they so stupidly attempt to project onto others. It drives
them fuckin crazy and they usually wind up as Hatter Addicts before
long, much like you've become, what with your running all over the
grid and following up dozens of different posts that I've made that
didn't reference you in ANY way at all. You're so pathetic you've
actually resorted to subscribing straight to A26, just so you can
obsess over me more directly. LOL, too bad your kooky nature won't
ever be shared with me, huh? Nope, pretty much unless YOU reply TO ME
or if YOU reference me in some way...yeah, that's the ONLY way you're
gonna manage to get my fleeting attention, you pathetic nothing.

>>>...

>>Oh and you and your mom...doin it weasel style...yeah that's pretty
>>hawt too. Hell I'd pay for pictures of that, wouldn't you?

>Ladies and Gentlemen, Velcome to fantasy Island.

Third time isn't a charm, Fuckup. If you can't come up with any new
material I'm going to have to put one of my bots on babysitting
duty...and yes, yer mother WILL be getting a bill, child.

>>>>>Note: A response of <cockslap> = Matt's too fucking lame to have a
>>>>>decent comeback.

>>>>Actually Dumbfuck, the cock slapping is done only because of a
>>>>specific thing that retards like you FIRST do.

>>>No one cares.

>>When did the sheeple elect you as head spokes-idiot?

>Nothing so formal. I just tallied the previous responses you've gotten
>on usenet.
>
>99% - Matt Molten is a boring ass dumbfuck

Uh huh, but uh, well if I'm *SO* boring...why is that all the
dumbfucks like you just can't seem to shut yourselves the fuck up
about me? Oh, oops, PLOT HOLE...*nods*...maybe you wanna try that
lame again...maybe with a little less STUPID in it.

Oh and uh, BTW, if you had actually looked any of the past responses
to my many thousands of posts you would have found that, that
particular lame that you're trying to rip off, has actually already
been tried before, DOZENS of times and by people WAY better at the art
than you, Fuckup...might wanna keep that in mind. In fact you might
wanna just shut yourself the fuck up and wait for someone better to
come along and replace your idiot self.

>1% - PLONK

It's too bad ALL of you morons can't figure it out how to put blinders
on. Trust me, having you retards shut yourselves the fuck up and
having a babysitter monitor your Usenet experience and covering your
eyes during all the "bad" parts is a GOOD THING.

>>>> If you didn't do that
>>>>one thing you wouldn't ever get slapped across yer idiot face with my
>>>>throbbing member.

>>>But since most people can't avoid doing that one thing (Pointing and
>>>laughing at the cock eyed retard) of course you have no choice but to
>>>snip and hide from their words with a seventh grade lame like
>>><Cockslap>

>>There's something VERY ironic and funny about what you just
>>posted...but as I covered earlier, you are FAR to fuckin stupid to
>>know what it is. ^_^

>OH no! The diabolical Mad Hatter is blowing my mind again!!!!

Yeah well it REALLY doesn't take much, you fuckin idiot.

>LOL.

I'm pretty sure your "friend at the end" Mr. Period doesn't go there,
you fuckin retard.

>You really are pathetic (in a funny way) outside of your own
>brain.

The only thing about me that's pathetic is the endless horde of fuckin
obsesso Hatter Addicts like yourself who continually follow me all
over the fuckin grid lookin to try and "get back" at me and score a
few lost ego points...not that you ever manage to do any more than
lose even more in the process, but hey, I gotta admire your unflagging
effort. `, )

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

no problems here dloyd

On May 3, 3:07?pm, Mark A Simpleton <SimpletonM...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
fake

 

Re: Matthew Moulton Wears Pampers For "Convenience"

On Sat, 03 May 2008 15:11:16 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Thu, 01 May 2008 08:13:01 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:00:22 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:59:51 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:40:16 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:11:20 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:37:55 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:37:15 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:18:57 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:33:50 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:33:04 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:51:55 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:33:53 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:28:53 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:01:56 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *nods*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Whatcha do<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>My, my, EVERYONE wants to suck my cock today! Seriously, what is up
>>>>>>>>>>>>>with that?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Heh. Sure ya have a cock, Matt. Sure ya do.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Good ol' Cock-Eye --> 0_o has to make believe everyone is sucking his cock
>>>>>>>>>>>for obvious reasons.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>heh
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Wow, check the slurp action between these two. Let's see some more
>>>>>>>>>>circle jerking between you two ugly bitches.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Are you capable of a post that doesn't focus on dick?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Sure, but when you stupid bitches are sucking mine off so much, well,
>>>>>>>>it's hard NOT to focus on it, amiright? *nods*
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What is it you imagine goes on in your little hovel?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>He imagines everyone on Usenet is sucking his dick because it's a lot
>>>>>>easier than imaging anyone wanting to do it in real life.
>>>>>
>>>>>Oh I don't imagine anything, you DO suck my cock, every time you do
>>>>>that one little thing that you do whenever you get sufficiently bitch
>>>>>slapped.
>>>>
>>>>There there, puddin' You can think of men giving you blowjobs if you
>>>>want to. Feel better?
>>>
>>>How could a bitch be a man? If I lop yer balls off and rip apart yer
>>>dignity...yeah, all that's left is a neutered pussy...and no, not the
>>>kind you pussy fuck.
>
>>Matt Molten explains why it's not gay for him to want Hijra porn.
>
>Hijra are just men who dress like women, they still have their balls
>and they aren't pumped full of estrogen. Besides which, you're trying
>to imply that I don't put a paper bag over the heads of those idiots
>whilst I'm sucking them off.

That is just disgustipating.

---
This is the .sig file of His AssHoliness, Raoul Xemblinosky mhm 15x12
http://www.experiencefestival.com/raoul_xemblinosky
http://memweb.newsguy.com/~shpxurnq

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

UPI A 7N DA alt.usenet.kooks, Thu, 01 May 2008 12:43:01 -0400 (UPI)... THREE
SHOTS WERE FIRED AT Daedalus'S MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.usenet.kooks...
JT 1234 PCS

>On Thu, 01 May 2008 17:34:46 +0100, Timmay!
><timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>
>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>
>>>http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1054/525953967_0bc75ff20b_o.jpg
>>
>>I knew you were short, but that is the smallest table I've ever seen.
>>You have my sympathies, Halfling.
>
>Hey. Only one retard per thread. It's a new usenet rule. You'll have
>to go elsewhere until Matty Molten leaves.

Timbot doesn't count. He's plonked.


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."

-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

UPI A 7N DA alt.flame, Sat, 03 May 2008 15:11:18 -0800 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE
FIRED AT Onideus Mad Hatter'S MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.flame... JT 1234
PCS

[...]

>But you get that sort of thing anyway pretty much no matter where you
>live. There's always at least one or two complete fuckin idiots on
>the block who trash up their yard and live like fuckin pigs (usually
>the ones that have 3 or 4 unattended children).

Not where *I* live, Matthew. All the houses on *my* road are, in fact, quite
well tended.

You just live in a shithole.


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."

-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

UPI A 7N DA alt.flame, Sat, 03 May 2008 15:11:18 -0800 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE
FIRED AT Onideus Mad Hatter'S MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.flame... JT 1234
PCS

>On Sun, 27 Apr 2008 02:53:10 +0900, The 2-Belo
><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>
>>>That isn't saying much considering I just bought my place and I'm only
>>>starting work on renovating it...completely. Plus my place only cost
>>>about $75,000
>
>>Of course it did,
>
>Yeah, I'm not some fuckin idiot like you who pays a fortune for
>mediocrity.

How do you know I paid a "fortune"?

>>Ludbunski.
>
>Oh, there's the "word of the day":
>http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ludbunski
>
>...you just LOVE looking like an idiot, don't you?

You still haven't explained why a garbage-choked "dictionary" site is supposed
to be authoritative in any way.

>>You're renovating a piece of shit so it looks like a marginally better
>>piece of shit.
>
>No, I'm renovating an average white, lower-middle class, suburban
>house into an upper-middle class suburban home. I already bought a
>brand new fridge, washer, dryer and stove...next up is a tankless
>water heater, after that I'll start gutting out the one bathroom.
>
>...I might put a basement in too

How do you add a basement to a house that's already standing? Do you pick it up
and set it to one side?

>>I built mine from the ground up, brand new.
>
>I think you mean SOMEONE ELSE built it from the ground up

I assisted in the construction. It was supervised by a carpenter friend of the
family, not a company with pre-made layouts. I did this to retain my say in the
layout and the materials used.

You were saying?

>>>That was meant for as a metaphor for your general type of
>>>behavior...hating on those who have more than you do
>
>>At no time did I ever say such a thing.
>
>...uh, what the fuck are you talking about? Of course *YOU* didn't
>say it

I know. You were making it all up, like you always do. At no time did I ever
"hate on (Jesus, I hate that phrase) people who have more than I do".

>>>...of course in
>>>your case it seems to go both ways, you hate on those who have more
>>>than you as well as hate on those who have less than you.
>
>>Not at all. I just hate you because you're a conceited prick.
>
>Uh huh, and would you even have a minute fraction of that hate if I
>were just some unaccomplished little nothing like yourself? Yeah,
>didn't think so. The fact is you hate me because you're jealous,

The day I'm jealous of Matthew Moulton is the day the earth starts rotating
clockwise.

>>>I wonder, is it the picture that bothers you so much:
>>>http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Japanese_Girlfriend.gif
>>>
>>>Or is it the talk about your wife? I only ask because you've snipped
>>>the link twice now but you only snipped the bit about yer wife once.
>
>>It wasn't funny the first time; what makes you think it's going to get funnier
>>the more you post it?
>
>Oh I didn't say it was funny for you

It's not particularly amusing for anyone else, either. Not to mention the fact
that the content has little to do with me personally.

>it's funny for the people LIKE ME

Oh yes. Dickheads. I get it now.

>>>>And these three paragraphs of threats prove what, Ludbunski?
>
>>>Try READING them, Fuckjob, there wasn't a single threat in any of
>>>them.
>
>>This was one post *after* you specifically described how you were going to
>>photoshop a cock into my niece's mouth (she was 5 years old in the photo you
>>referred to); how could one possibly not read your pathetic saber-rattling into
>>this?
>
>Well perhaps if your stupid ass had read those three paragraphs you
>wouldn't BE in the situation you are now. Well, I guess it is a
>little late for you, I mean you already fucked up and thousands of
>pedophiles are no doubt already using the picture of your niece as
>whack off material, even without my help

The photo was 100 pixels on a side. I seriously doubt that. Actually you're the
only one who's shown any interest in it at all, Matthew -- why is that?



--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."

-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

The 2-Belo wrote:
> UPI A 7N DA alt.flame, Sat, 03 May 2008 15:11:18 -0800 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE
> FIRED AT Onideus Mad Hatter'S MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.flame... JT 1234
> PCS
>
>> On Sun, 27 Apr 2008 02:53:10 +0900, The 2-Belo
>> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>
>>>> That isn't saying much considering I just bought my place and I'm only
>>>> starting work on renovating it...completely. Plus my place only cost
>>>> about $75,000
>>> Of course it did,
>> Yeah, I'm not some fuckin idiot like you who pays a fortune for
>> mediocrity.
>
> How do you know I paid a "fortune"?
>
>>> Ludbunski.
>> Oh, there's the "word of the day":
>> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ludbunski
>>
>> ...you just LOVE looking like an idiot, don't you?
>
> You still haven't explained why a garbage-choked "dictionary" site is supposed
> to be authoritative in any way.
>
>>> You're renovating a piece of shit so it looks like a marginally better
>>> piece of shit.
>> No, I'm renovating an average white, lower-middle class, suburban
>> house into an upper-middle class suburban home. I already bought a
>> brand new fridge, washer, dryer and stove...next up is a tankless
>> water heater, after that I'll start gutting out the one bathroom.
>>
>> ...I might put a basement in too
>
> How do you add a basement to a house that's already standing? Do you pick it up
> and set it to one side?
>
That's an easy one: Choose a convenient spot on the linoleum and drop an
anvil on it to mark the spot and then simply start digging.

SNIP>>>>

 

UPI A 7N DA alt.flame, Sat, 03 May 2008 15:11:18 -0800 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE
FIRED AT Onideus Mad Hatter'S MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.flame... JT 1234
PCS

[...]

>>I didn't take it out of the .sig because of you, Matthew. The site's still up.
>
>Oh well pray tell, Fuckup, just what *WAS* the reason then for taking
>it out of yer .sig?

The domain expired, for one thing. I moved it to another one. I didn't feel like
updating the .sig.

So. What now?


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."

-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>

 

Re: It's True, Daedalus's Mother Fucks Like A Weasel

On Sat, 03 May 2008 15:11:16 -0800
Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

> On Thu, 01 May 2008 08:14:48 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
> wrote:
>
> >>If that delusion were true it would actually make her look even MORE
> >>stupid in that only a fuckin idiot would try to flame someone with
> >>something that they wouldn't even be able to understand in the first
> >>place.
>
> >Admission
>
> Oh, I smell a strawman!
>
Smell?

> >noted.
>
> Taking notes, are you?
>
Paying attention, are you?

> >EVERYONE:
>
> That's it, run to the sheeple group think mentality for support, boy I
> bet THAT'LL help. *nods*
>
Wheres the sheeple group, 5h33p 5h4gg3r?

> >Matt Molten
>
> You know, if you weren't so completely fucking stupid you might
> actually be able to figure out how to spell my last name correctly.
>
Slave T. Wallmart


> >has requested you dumb down your flames in the future.
>
> Oh I think they're dumb enough actually, you should strive for the
> OTHER direction...so that someone of my higher level intellect can
> actually comprehend them. Simply put, I don't speak Retardese.
>
You speak slavenian.
Heh, getit?
SLAVENIAN!
Cause yer like a slave to your WallMart Masters.

--
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/05/03/kbr-electrical/

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

On Sun, 04 May 2008 14:56:12 +0900, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> got double secret probation for
writing:

>The day I'm jealous of Matthew Moulton is the day the earth starts rotating
>clockwise.

I am standing on my head.


--

A Number 1, Grade A, Prime USDA 'Ratz
Accept No Substitute

 

HomosexuRaoul Wears Pampers For "Convenience"

On Sat, 03 May 2008 19:34:33 -0500, Dr. Raoul Xemblinosky
<raoulx@bungmunch.edu> wrote:

>>Hijra are just men who dress like women, they still have their balls
>>and they aren't pumped full of estrogen. Besides which, you're trying
>>to imply that I don't put a paper bag over the heads of those idiots
>>whilst they're sucking me off.

>That is just disgustipating.

And yet yourself have done it on more than one occasion, and I'm
sorry, but I just don't buy into the delusion that you idiots don't
know EXACTLY what you have to do in order for you to start suckin my
cock. It's so simple even Poofter would have been able to figure it
out.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

On Sun, 04 May 2008 14:26:56 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>UPI A 7N DA alt.flame, Sat, 03 May 2008 15:11:18 -0800 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE
>FIRED AT Onideus Mad Hatter'S MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.flame... JT 1234
>PCS
>
>[...]
>
>>But you get that sort of thing anyway pretty much no matter where you
>>live. There's always at least one or two complete fuckin idiots on
>>the block who trash up their yard and live like fuckin pigs (usually
>>the ones that have 3 or 4 unattended children).
>
>Not where *I* live, Matthew. All the houses on *my* road are, in fact, quite
>well tended.
>
>You just live in a shithole.

Yeah and this is from the fumbling idiot who can't afford a domain
that costs less than seven fuckin bucks a year. *snicker* Let me
guess, that house you claim is yours...yeah, you actually just live in
a small cardboard box on the SIDE of that great big house, huh
fuckup? Box living...it's the life for you! LOL

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Sun, 04 May 2008 17:56:48 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>UPI A 7N DA alt.flame, Sat, 03 May 2008 15:11:18 -0800 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE
>FIRED AT Onideus Mad Hatter'S MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.flame... JT 1234
>PCS
>
>[...]
>
>>>I didn't take it out of the .sig because of you, Matthew. The site's still up.
>>
>>Oh well pray tell, Fuckup, just what *WAS* the reason then for taking
>>it out of yer .sig?
>
>The domain expired, for one thing. I moved it to another one. I didn't feel like
>updating the .sig.
>
>So. What now?

So that's your backpedal? The domain expired? *snicker* Wasn't your
idiot ass just blustering about not even a dozen posts ago about how
you're *SO* rich compared to me? Last I checked it only cost around
$7 bucks a year to register a domain and most all domain providers are
setup to do automatic renewals at the click of a link and a login. So
you're trying to claim that you just ~magically~ ran out of money and
became so fucking poor that you couldn't even scrape together seven
measly bucks? Fuck I think I got that much in my couch cushions. LOL,
you pathetic fuck, next time THINK before you backpedal. Didn't I
tell you NOT to post a backpedal that could be ripped apart in one
post or less? Yer gawd what a fucking failure you are.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>
>>>http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1054/525953967_0bc75ff20b_o.jpg
>>
>>I knew you were short, but that is the smallest table I've ever seen.
>>You have my sympathies, Halfling.
>
>Hey. Only one retard per thread. It's a new usenet rule.

So new that most of AUK will now have to stop posting for fear of
transgressing the new rule. Hermanism claims this way...

--
Timmay!

"You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you
claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton
imagines stalkers in
<259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>