A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 20:33:58 -0800, Temporal Voyager Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net>, in a desperate attempt to change the
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk timestream, said:

>On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 17:07:46 -0700, Lorrill Buyens
><buyensl@interlacken.com> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:18:57 -0400, Dread Pirate Daedalus
>><jade@newtko0ouks.biz>, Scourge of the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Seas,
>>yo-ho-hoed:
>>
>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:33:50 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:33:04 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:51:55 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:33:53 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:28:53 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:01:56 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>>>>>>> *nods*
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Whatcha do<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>My, my, EVERYONE wants to suck my cock today! Seriously, what is up
>>>>>>>with that?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Heh. Sure ya have a cock, Matt. Sure ya do.
>>
>>>>>Good ol' Cock-Eye --> 0_o has to make believe everyone is sucking his cock
>>>>>for obvious reasons.
>>>>>
>>>>>heh
>>>>
>>>>Wow, check the slurp action between these two. Let's see some more
>>>>circle jerking between you two ugly bitches.
>>
>>>Are you capable of a post that doesn't focus on dick?
>>
>>You know men. Whatever they have the least of tends to be on their mind the
>>most.
>
>...what? Maybe you should try that again...with a little less STUPID
>next time.

You're going on a diet? Be sure to let us know right before you disappear
completely, 'mkay?


--
Lorrill Buyens
MHM: 9x1; Smeeter: #21; WSD: #3; Gutter Chix0r: #19
Alcatroll Labs; Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll Division

"dsysm, its sooooo smooth and clesr."
- Dave Hillstrom's ringing endorsement of mead, in
aav3f

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Sun, 27 Apr 2008 15:35:24 -0700, Lorrill Buyens
<buyensl@interlacken.com> wrote:

>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:42:48 -0800, Temporal Voyager Onideus Mad Hatter
><usenet@backwater-productions.net>, in a desperate attempt to change the
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk timestream, said:
>
>>On 26 Apr 2008 00:31:19 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>news:tcc4141bc2oobeh47nojmkqmetm8ua3mt7@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On 25 Apr 2008 07:08:53 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>"Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote
>>>in
>>>>>news:furubr$hb$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> only a tard like matty would even pretend to be the original mad
>>>>>> hatter.
>>>>>
>>>>>I'd say "original" is a rather odd way to describe that moniker...
>>>>>
>>>>>'Results 1 - 10 of about 1,660,000 for "mad hatter"'
>>>>>
>>>>>...since pretty much every chat room and web forum has one, not to
>>>>>mention...
>>>>>
>>>>>'Results 1 - 10 of about 14,300 for -onideus author:mad author:hatter'
>>>>>
>>>>>...a metric shitload of them all over Usenet.
>>>>
>>>> Stevie however is referring to the net.dead Brad Turcotte, an oldbie
>>>> data pirate who was only online for a couple years and took off at the
>>>> first sign that data pirating was under attack. Some of the oldbie
>>>> tards around teh volatile froups like to play up their lil net.dead
>>>> tin God by claiming that I got my name from him, however their
>>>> delusions are as failing as a tweenage muppet fuck whining about
>>>> people stealing their fan art of characters that they ripped off from
>>>> some mainstream media form. Brad certainly did not invent the name
>>>> Mad Hatter, nor was he even the first person online to have used the
>>>> name and I certainly DID NOT get it from him, I didn't even know the
>>>> asshole existed until like late 1998, which was about two years AFTER
>>>> I started using the name.
>
>>>Then why are you using his MHM number?
>>>
>>>Message-ID: <3779d696.7580861@news.srv.ualberta.ca>
>>>
>>>You are not mhm 1x1. Your name isn't even on the list.
>>
>>I started doing that I believe around the early 2Ks as a means of
>>bitch slapping the oldbie flonkers who couldn't keep their fuckin
>>mouths shut about it. I figured since the delusion of it was enough
>>to make them butthurtz, that if I ACTUALLY went ahead and took a few
>>things from the net.dead asshole and made them my own, well, that'd
>>REALLY drive the fuckers up the wall. So really, the only reason I do
>>it is to stab into them where I know it hurts them the most.
>
>Y'mean that mosquito bite I thought I felt the other day was *you*? Guess that
>makes you a little prick in *both* senses of the phrase...

You seem to have confused a LITERAL stab with a METAPHORIC one...of
course, considering the fuckin mental lobotomy I've done on you I
guess I shouldn't be too surprised over your confusion.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:58:41 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
wrote:

>>LOL, keep telling yourself that, Deary. My writing may not seem too
>>playful to those I toy around with, but to those who are spectators
>>it's very fun to watch.

>I bet you get fan mail all the time, right?

Actually I get more PMs on Webbie boards, enough so that I've actually
started to ignore them because I know they're just askin me the same
dumbfuck shit they did the last week...usually if I'm going to update
something. I've tried to explain to the little goobers that I'm just
a tad too fuckin busy in my life right now to be making Care Bears
sites or adding parts to a "make your own RPG character generator", or
any of a dozen other projects/sites I have going on currently, but
they don't seem to grasp the notion.

>> Also my flames are never made out of anger or
>>haet, they are created for the sole purpose of creating
>>entertainment...and sometimes a bit of anarchy as well.

>Blah blah, puffy. They in no way resemble Carroll's Mad Hatter. Did
>you forget what we were talking about?

I think you did, actually. If you've ever read the book it's plainly
obvious that the Mad Hatter character took great delight in messing
with Alice's head, sharing in-jokes with his friend the March Hare and
mocking Alice's literal understandings of the world. Simply put, he
was entertained by her irritation, much in the way that I am by
yours...although most of your irritation could probably be cleared up
with some anti-crab cream.

>>I'll leave that to you, Cockeye. And it's OBVIOUS that you are,
>>because my pictures clearly show my eyes are centered perfectly
>>normal, so only someone with a cockeye, like you, could possibly see
>>them as being misaligned. It also explains why you don't ever post
>>pictures of yourself online, afraid of what people will think of you
>>if they saw your cockeye.

>A sad little IKYABWAI

The difference is that my claim is backed up with facts, his is backed
up by flailing posts made by retards looking to try and "get back" at
me on teh Interwebs.

>Do you honestly think you can transfer your well known reputation for
>occular defect onto someone else?

Since I have no such thing...well, yes, obviously. As I described,
only someone with a cock-eye would be able to look at a picture of a
normal person's eyes and see them as cock-eyed. And since neither of
you is willing to post pictures of yourself, well, it's pretty obvious
what you're hiding, now isn't it? You can claim IKY all you like, but
you're the one whose got all the evidence against ya. You're
essentially no different from the guy who farts in a crowded elevator
and then tries to preemptively blame it on someone else.

Here's my evidence:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Daedalus_Is_Cock_Eyed.jpg

Where's yours, Alice? LOL

>>Who's lying, Fuckface? I'm the one with the source code, I'm the only
>>one who's posted LARGE sections of said source code. Duh uh, think
>>slow now.

>Aww. Sensitive on this issue, I see.

Any issue which shakes my belief in how fucking stupid a person can
get whilst still having the ability to breath on their own gets me
upset. It's people like you that have made me lose all faith in
humanity and to recognize that the movie Idiocracy is more of a
documentary film of your future than it is a comedy.

>I don't know why. You were
>already busted for lying about it. Remember? - "jes trollin guv."

The only thing that got busted were you balls. Remember? And no,
they haven't grown back, so you best run along before I break
something else of yours...like your thinly veiled attempts to lie to
yourself into believing that you aren't a complete and total waste of
fucking oxygen.

>>You sure are, aren't you? It's not too funny though when you shit
>>yourself in public, that's really crossing the line I think. Your
>>kind really ought to work on that.

>The energy it must take to force yourself to believe you are a good
>flamer...

....wait, you think I'm wasting GOOD flames on you tards? *snicker*
LOL Now THAT'S funny! `, D

Seriously, about all you r-tards are worth is half of my attention
whilst I'm watching a movie or a television show. If I actually
believed that flaming you was a necessary step in keeping you frothing
with idiocy for my entertainment I'd invest a fuck of a lot more
attention. As it stands though, it takes little more than bitch
slapping you with your own banal retardation with a slight make-over
to keep you drooling twits shitting the floor in frustration.

>>>It is the tallest
>>>one in the toilet stall at the interstate rest stop. No wonder so many
>>>closet homosexuals come looking for a blow from the tubby two tard.

>>I wasn't aware of this trophy, but you seem to be something of an
>>expert on it. I guess you go for a "blow" pretty often, huh?

>...

Giving me one right now, huh? Suck it good, bitch! Show daddy Hatter
how well you can "blow". LOL

>>Says the moron who hasn't even figured it out that there's some
>>particular thing that you must do in order to even get slapped across
>>yer idiot face with my cock.

>Convince me I should care enough about your boring ass to try and
>figure you out.

Why the fuck would I want to do that? Having you NOT know what makes
you look so fuckin stupid a hell of a lot funnier than having you
aware of the blindingly fucking obvious. If anything, it stands as a
giant monument to just how incredibly inept and fumbling you are
online.

>> Simply avoid that one thing and you
>>won't ever have to see my cock...then again, it's pretty apparent that
>>you LIKE seeing my cock, which is why your kind doesn't stop doing
>>what triggers it.

>No one has seen your cock,

Well not with the way you've always got it in your mouth, no.

>>Also, why would I leave Usenet behind? It has certainly kept up over
>>the years and its binary froup capabilities make it a superb choice
>>for file sharing. In addition to that, Usenet is unregulated and
>>uncontrolled which makes it VASTLY superior to most Webbie run message
>>boards and chat rooms. If anything, Usenet could be considered the
>>FUTURE of web communication, or likely a hybrid of Webbie boards, IRC
>>chat and Usenet postings. I'm actually working on such a form:
>>
>>http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/forum_entry_load/
>>http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/Forum_Template/

>LOL!

Let me guess, you haven't quite figured out how to install Flash yet,
amiright? I mean, what with the total automation of just
CLICKING...ONCE...wow...boy that sure is complicated for a butterball
pro-ana like you, innt Fumbles?

>>>> And really, I think your undying
>>>>devotion to the net.dead fake artist says more about your closet
>>>>homosexuality than anything.

>>>Funny paradox. You always seem so afraid of homosexuals,

>>Um, I'm not the one running around creating homo cascades, Fuckjob.
>>Nice projection though.

>I didn't create any homo cascades either. Learn to read headers.

Learn to realize I don't bother to look at the name of whatever carbon
copy idiot it is that's replying to my posts this week. I mean, all
you stupid fuckwits post exactly alike, it's not as if I can take the
bother to try and imagine every last one of you with a personality
just because you're upset over not being recognized as the unique
little snowflake you wish you AREN'T.

>>Oh I really don't think of them as being male, hence the reason I
>>refer to them as my "little bitches".

>And as we all know, whatever goes on in your little fantasy world is
>what keeps you going.

And look who's stealing *MY* material now, eh PeeWee?

>Good work, Matt. You are teh
>bestest/flamer/hacker/virtual gay sex haver on teh usernet.

Let me know when it requires any more than that to keep you on such a
short leash.

>>Actually the idea of two men being gay sickens me...literarily. Like
>>when I saw that movie Threesome...and that part near the end where the
>>guy puts his hand on the other guys ass.....BLLLLAAAAARRRGGGG!!!
>>
>>I threw up all over the movie theater floor, much to the entertainment
>>of the mostly conservative audience.
>>
>>Now two WOMEN being gay/lesbian, that doesn't bother me at all, in
>>fact, it's a bit of a turn on.

>...

Oh and you and your mom...doin it weasel style...yeah that's pretty
hawt too. Hell I'd pay for pictures of that, wouldn't you?

>>>Note: A response of <cockslap> = Matt's too fucking lame to have a
>>>decent comeback.

>>Actually Dumbfuck, the cock slapping is done only because of a
>>specific thing that retards like you FIRST do.

>No one cares.

When did the sheeple elect you as head spokes-idiot?

>> If you didn't do that
>>one thing you wouldn't ever get slapped across yer idiot face with my
>>throbbing member.

>But since most people can't avoid doing that one thing (Pointing and
>laughing at the cock eyed retard) of course you have no choice but to
>snip and hide from their words with a seventh grade lame like
><Cockslap>

There's something VERY ironic and funny about what you just
posted...but as I covered earlier, you are FAR to fuckin stupid to
know what it is. ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:30:33 -0500, "Jonathan Herr"
<dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:

>Meat Plow wrote:
>> On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:30:14 -0500, Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>> On 26 Apr 2008 16:31:59 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
>>>> <byend.removethisbityousillyperson@eskimo.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> In alt.flame Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> I'm afraid Alexa gave away a little something-something that I was
>>>>>> able to find...oh, look at this:
>>>>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/intro.htm
>>>>>
>>>>>> Everything you ever wanted to know about lil Jeffy!
>>>>>
>>>>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/protagonist.jpg
>>>>>
>>>>>> ...a rather plain looking cracker ass white boi.
>>>>>
>>>>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/miyuki.jpg
>>>>>
>>>>>> ...his wife's pretty fuckable though. I'd tap that ass in a
>>>>>> heartbeat!
>>>>>
>>>>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/maria.jpg
>>>>>
>>>>>> ...and oh look, lil Jeffy has even found the time to spawn!
>>>>>
>>>>>> I hope you didn't want all this to remain uh...personal, Jeffy.
>>>>>> ^_^
>>>>>
>>>>> Boy, do you suck.
>>>>
>>>> Yeah I suck yer mama's titties like a fuckin HOOVER! And she fucks
>>>> like a weasel! You wanna buy some pictures? I'll sell 'em to ya,
>>>> REAL cheap.
>>>
>>> Just a curious question, has anyone *TRUELY* asked you for said
>>> photos? (Just curious about how dumb people can be)
>>
>> Just a curious question, have you truly no shame?
>
>What? I'm curious if someone was stupid enough to actually ask *FOR* said
>photos.

He's just upset because he's one of the only ones who ever did...only
he requested pictures of his dead wife. When I delivered him some
sample shots he got REAL quiet for a REAL long time...never got back
to me about it though so I guess he wasn't interested in purchasing
the whole set.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:28:41 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>that *another* Jonathan Herr has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame...
>We're under attack:
>
>>dave hillstrom wrote:
>>> On 26 Apr 2008 16:31:59 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
>>> <byend.removethisbityousillyperson@eskimo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> In alt.flame Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> I'm afraid Alexa gave away a little something-something that I was
>>>>> able to find...oh, look at this:
>>>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/intro.htm
>>>>
>>>>> Everything you ever wanted to know about lil Jeffy!
>>>>
>>>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/protagonist.jpg
>>>>
>>>>> ...a rather plain looking cracker ass white boi.
>>>>
>>>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/miyuki.jpg
>>>>
>>>>> ...his wife's pretty fuckable though. I'd tap that ass in a
>>>>> heartbeat!
>>>>
>>>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/maria.jpg
>>>>
>>>>> ...and oh look, lil Jeffy has even found the time to spawn!
>>>>
>>>>> I hope you didn't want all this to remain uh...personal, Jeffy. ^_^
>>>>
>>>> Boy, do you suck.
>>>
>>> really. i mean, that site has been up for YEARS, with the 2 even
>>> ADVERTISING it. its amazing how stupid this makes moulton look, if he
>>> could even get any dumber than he already is. its like he either has
>>> the memory of a gnat (probable), or hes actually never gone into a.f
>>> before (quite improbable, that, what with all the crossposting).
>>
>>Or that he truely didn't notice it.
>
>Now for once you actually say something that rings true. But haven't you ever
>conisdered *why* a dude who's so hot to dig up the dirt on his tormentors and
>wave it in their faces fails for TWO WEEKS to notice that it's been all over the
>entire internet since the mid-90s? And then, when I post a link from my domain,
>he suddenly runs in crowing that I've outed myself?

Because your current reaction to it is fucking hilarious, duh. And
then there's also the fact that you suddenly STOPPED sharing your lil
links in your .sig right about the time that I started postin shit
like this:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/_Is_This_Original.jpg

....pretty fuckin obvious that you were just bankin on my inability to
give a fuck about your craptastic posting history, which is why you
suddenly started running at the mouth...well, until you self-outed (TO
ME) and posted yer docs (TO ME), newfag.

>>He probably has a short attention span sometimes.

>Or maybe it's because he's as dumb as sedimentary rock.

I don't think that lame quite worked out like you planned it, Fumbles.

>>And by sometimes, I mean when replying to hatter addicts.

>Everyone who's ever replied to any of his posts, in his entire posting history,
>is a "Hatter addict", in his book.

Nope, not at all actually, just the dumbfucks like yourself who
confuse QUANTITY with QUALITY.

>Hell, you've been a loyal apologist for the
>sorry bastard ever since you both found a common enemy in -- well, in every
>other friggin' poster in alt.flame, actually. Who's a "Hatter addict"?

It seems to me he's less interested in me and more interested in the
kind of stupid it takes to be all crazy obsessed with me, like you
are.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:59:51 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
wrote:

>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:40:16 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:11:20 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:37:55 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:37:15 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:18:57 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:33:50 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:33:04 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:51:55 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:33:53 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:28:53 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:01:56 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> *nods*
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Whatcha do<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>My, my, EVERYONE wants to suck my cock today! Seriously, what is up
>>>>>>>>>>with that?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Heh. Sure ya have a cock, Matt. Sure ya do.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Good ol' Cock-Eye --> 0_o has to make believe everyone is sucking his cock
>>>>>>>>for obvious reasons.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>heh
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Wow, check the slurp action between these two. Let's see some more
>>>>>>>circle jerking between you two ugly bitches.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Are you capable of a post that doesn't focus on dick?
>>>>>
>>>>>Sure, but when you stupid bitches are sucking mine off so much, well,
>>>>>it's hard NOT to focus on it, amiright? *nods*
>>>>
>>>> What is it you imagine goes on in your little hovel?
>>>
>>>He imagines everyone on Usenet is sucking his dick because it's a lot
>>>easier than imaging anyone wanting to do it in real life.
>>
>>Oh I don't imagine anything, you DO suck my cock, every time you do
>>that one little thing that you do whenever you get sufficiently bitch
>>slapped.
>
>There there, puddin' You can think of men giving you blowjobs if you
>want to. Feel better?

How could a bitch be a man? If I lop yer balls off and rip apart yer
dignity...yeah, all that's left is a neutered pussy...and no, not the
kind you pussy fuck.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:57:09 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
wrote:

>On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 20:33:58 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 17:07:46 -0700, Lorrill Buyens
>><buyensl@interlacken.com> wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:18:57 -0400, Dread Pirate Daedalus
>>><jade@newtko0ouks.biz>, Scourge of the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Seas,
>>>yo-ho-hoed:
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:33:50 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:33:04 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:51:55 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:33:53 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:28:53 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:01:56 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>>>>> *nods*
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Whatcha do<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>My, my, EVERYONE wants to suck my cock today! Seriously, what is up
>>>>>>>>with that?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Heh. Sure ya have a cock, Matt. Sure ya do.
>>>
>>>>>>Good ol' Cock-Eye --> 0_o has to make believe everyone is sucking his cock
>>>>>>for obvious reasons.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>heh
>>>>>
>>>>>Wow, check the slurp action between these two. Let's see some more
>>>>>circle jerking between you two ugly bitches.
>>>
>>>>Are you capable of a post that doesn't focus on dick?
>>>
>>>You know men. Whatever they have the least of tends to be on their mind the
>>>most.
>>
>>...what? Maybe you should try that again...with a little less STUPID
>>next time.

>Clue: Your inability to gr0k the wit doesn't make her the stupid one
>here.

If that delusion were true it would actually make her look even MORE
stupid in that only a fuckin idiot would try to flame someone with
something that they wouldn't even be able to understand in the first
place.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

UPI A 7N DA alt.flame, Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:42:29 -0800 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE
FIRED AT Onideus Mad Hatter'S MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.flame... JT 1234
PCS

[...]

>>>>>> I hope you didn't want all this to remain uh...personal, Jeffy. ^_^
>>>>>
>>>>> Boy, do you suck.
>>>>
>>>> really. i mean, that site has been up for YEARS, with the 2 even
>>>> ADVERTISING it. its amazing how stupid this makes moulton look, if he
>>>> could even get any dumber than he already is. its like he either has
>>>> the memory of a gnat (probable), or hes actually never gone into a.f
>>>> before (quite improbable, that, what with all the crossposting).
>>>
>>>Or that he truely didn't notice it.
>>
>>Now for once you actually say something that rings true. But haven't you ever
>>conisdered *why* a dude who's so hot to dig up the dirt on his tormentors and
>>wave it in their faces fails for TWO WEEKS to notice that it's been all over the
>>entire internet since the mid-90s? And then, when I post a link from my domain,
>>he suddenly runs in crowing that I've outed myself?
>
>Because your current reaction to it is fucking hilarious, duh.

I'm incredulous at your bottomless black hole of ignorance, Matthew. You may
laugh at *that* reaction to your heart's content.

>And then there's also the fact that you suddenly STOPPED sharing your lil
>links in your .sig right about the time that I started postin shit
>like this:
>http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/_Is_This_Original.jpg

I didn't take it out of the .sig because of you, Matthew. The site's still up.

>...pretty fuckin obvious that you were just bankin on my inability to
>give a fuck about your craptastic posting history, which is why you
>suddenly started running at the mouth...well, until you self-outed (TO
>ME) and posted yer docs (TO ME),

Here can be stated the Ludbunski Dictionary definition of the term "to
self-out": v. To post a URL leading to any site that features any information
about Matthew Moulton's Usenet opponents that he could have discovered by
running one lousy search (to Moulton, everyone who posts to Usenet who also has
information on the Web but does not post that information to Usenet *must* be
hiding something embarrassing).

Matthew Moulton: the _Weekly World News_ of alt.flame.

They sell that at the Wal-Mart checkout, don't they?

>newfag.
homo.


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."

-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>

 

Diaper Boi on genital mutilation Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:00:22 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:59:51 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:40:16 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:11:20 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:37:55 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:37:15 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:18:57 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:33:50 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:33:04 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:51:55 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:33:53 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:28:53 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:01:56 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> *nods*
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Whatcha do<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>My, my, EVERYONE wants to suck my cock today! Seriously, what is up
>>>>>>>>>>>with that?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Heh. Sure ya have a cock, Matt. Sure ya do.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Good ol' Cock-Eye --> 0_o has to make believe everyone is sucking his cock
>>>>>>>>>for obvious reasons.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>heh
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Wow, check the slurp action between these two. Let's see some more
>>>>>>>>circle jerking between you two ugly bitches.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Are you capable of a post that doesn't focus on dick?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Sure, but when you stupid bitches are sucking mine off so much, well,
>>>>>>it's hard NOT to focus on it, amiright? *nods*
>>>>>
>>>>> What is it you imagine goes on in your little hovel?
>>>>
>>>>He imagines everyone on Usenet is sucking his dick because it's a lot
>>>>easier than imaging anyone wanting to do it in real life.
>>>
>>>Oh I don't imagine anything, you DO suck my cock, every time you do
>>>that one little thing that you do whenever you get sufficiently bitch
>>>slapped.
>>
>>There there, puddin' You can think of men giving you blowjobs if you
>>want to. Feel better?
>
>How could a bitch be a man? If I lop yer balls off and rip apart yer
>dignity...yeah, all that's left is a neutered pussy...and no, not the
>kind you pussy fuck.

Matt Molten explains why it's not gay for him to want Hijra porn.

Jade

 

Diaper Boi Knows he's stupid [Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:03:43 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:57:09 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 20:33:58 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 17:07:46 -0700, Lorrill Buyens
>>><buyensl@interlacken.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:18:57 -0400, Dread Pirate Daedalus
>>>><jade@newtko0ouks.biz>, Scourge of the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Seas,
>>>>yo-ho-hoed:
>>>>
>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:33:50 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:33:04 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:51:55 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:33:53 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:28:53 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:01:56 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> *nods*
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Whatcha do<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>My, my, EVERYONE wants to suck my cock today! Seriously, what is up
>>>>>>>>>with that?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Heh. Sure ya have a cock, Matt. Sure ya do.
>>>>
>>>>>>>Good ol' Cock-Eye --> 0_o has to make believe everyone is sucking his cock
>>>>>>>for obvious reasons.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>heh
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Wow, check the slurp action between these two. Let's see some more
>>>>>>circle jerking between you two ugly bitches.
>>>>
>>>>>Are you capable of a post that doesn't focus on dick?
>>>>
>>>>You know men. Whatever they have the least of tends to be on their mind the
>>>>most.
>>>
>>>...what? Maybe you should try that again...with a little less STUPID
>>>next time.
>
>>Clue: Your inability to gr0k the wit doesn't make her the stupid one
>>here.
>
>If that delusion were true it would actually make her look even MORE
>stupid in that only a fuckin idiot would try to flame someone with
>something that they wouldn't even be able to understand in the first
>place.
>

Admission noted.

EVERYONE: Matt Molten has requested you dumb down your flames in the
future.


HTH

Jade

 

Re: Diaper Boi Knows he's stupid [Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession

Daedalus wrote:
> On Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:03:43 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:57:09 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 20:33:58 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 17:07:46 -0700, Lorrill Buyens
>>>> <buyensl@interlacken.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:18:57 -0400, Dread Pirate Daedalus
>>>>> <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>, Scourge of the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Seas,
>>>>> yo-ho-hoed:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:33:50 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:33:04 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:51:55 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:33:53 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:28:53 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:01:56 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> *nods*
>>>>>>>>>>> Whatcha do<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>>>>>> My, my, EVERYONE wants to suck my cock today! Seriously, what is up
>>>>>>>>>> with that?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Heh. Sure ya have a cock, Matt. Sure ya do.
>>>>>>>> Good ol' Cock-Eye --> 0_o has to make believe everyone is sucking his cock
>>>>>>>> for obvious reasons.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> heh
>>>>>>> Wow, check the slurp action between these two. Let's see some more
>>>>>>> circle jerking between you two ugly bitches.
>>>>>> Are you capable of a post that doesn't focus on dick?
>>>>> You know men. Whatever they have the least of tends to be on their mind the
>>>>> most.
>>>> ...what? Maybe you should try that again...with a little less STUPID
>>>> next time.
>>> Clue: Your inability to gr0k the wit doesn't make her the stupid one
>>> here.
>> If that delusion were true it would actually make her look even MORE
>> stupid in that only a fuckin idiot would try to flame someone with
>> something that they wouldn't even be able to understand in the first
>> place.
>>
>
> Admission noted.
>
> EVERYONE: Matt Molten has requested you dumb down your flames in the
> future.
>
>
> HTH
>
> Jade
>
Even dumber than the Homo cascade?
Yikes

--
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Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:42:29 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:58:41 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>wrote:
>
>>>LOL, keep telling yourself that, Deary. My writing may not seem too
>>>playful to those I toy around with, but to those who are spectators
>>>it's very fun to watch.
>
>>I bet you get fan mail all the time, right?
>
>Actually I get more PMs on Webbie boards, enough so that I've actually
>started to ignore them because I know they're just askin me the same
>dumbfuck shit they did the last week...usually if I'm going to update
>something. I've tried to explain to the little goobers that I'm just
>a tad too fuckin busy in my life right now to be making Care Bears
>sites or adding parts to a "make your own RPG character generator", or
>any of a dozen other projects/sites I have going on currently, but
>they don't seem to grasp the notion.

Maybe you need to stop hanging out with ten year olds.


>
>>> Also my flames are never made out of anger or
>>>haet, they are created for the sole purpose of creating
>>>entertainment...and sometimes a bit of anarchy as well.
>
>>Blah blah, puffy. They in no way resemble Carroll's Mad Hatter. Did
>>you forget what we were talking about?
>
>I think you did, actually. If you've ever read the book it's plainly
>obvious that the Mad Hatter character took great delight in messing
>with Alice's head, sharing in-jokes with his friend the March Hare and
>mocking Alice's literal understandings of the world. Simply put, he
>was entertained by her irritation, much in the way that I am by
>yours...although most of your irritation could probably be cleared up
>with some anti-crab cream.

How do yo hope to fuck with someone's head when yours is the one with
the big wet hole in it?

>
>>>I'll leave that to you, Cockeye. And it's OBVIOUS that you are,
>>>because my pictures clearly show my eyes are centered perfectly
>>>normal, so only someone with a cockeye, like you, could possibly see
>>>them as being misaligned. It also explains why you don't ever post
>>>pictures of yourself online, afraid of what people will think of you
>>>if they saw your cockeye.
>
>>A sad little IKYABWAI
>
>The difference is that my claim is backed up with facts, his is backed
>up by flailing posts made by retards looking to try and "get back" at
>me on teh Interwebs.

Who wants to get back at you, delusional k00k? Is it teh gubmint
agents?

>
>>Do you honestly think you can transfer your well known reputation for
>>occular defect onto someone else?
>
>Since I have no such thing...well, yes, obviously.

Your photos clearly indicate otherwise. That, or your head is
completely flat on one side. I'd believe that

Flat head. Big wet hole. You're a prime target for brain rape.


> As I described,
>only someone with a cock-eye would be able to look at a picture of a
>normal person's eyes and see them as cock-eyed. And since neither of
>you is willing to post pictures of yourself, well, it's pretty obvious
>what you're hiding, now isn't it? You can claim IKY all you like, but
>you're the one whose got all the evidence against ya. You're
>essentially no different from the guy who farts in a crowded elevator
>and then tries to preemptively blame it on someone else.
>

Wow, that was terribly lame.

>Here's my evidence:
>http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Daedalus_Is_Cock_Eyed.jpg
>
>Where's yours, Alice? LOL
>

I won't be clicking on any links you provide from your luser site. You
don't qualify for that kind of effort.

>>>Who's lying, Fuckface? I'm the one with the source code, I'm the only
>>>one who's posted LARGE sections of said source code. Duh uh, think
>>>slow now.
>
>>Aww. Sensitive on this issue, I see.
>
>Any issue which shakes my belief in how fucking stupid a person can
>get whilst still having the ability to breath on their own gets me
>upset. It's people like you that have made me lose all faith in
>humanity and to recognize that the movie Idiocracy is more of a
>documentary film of your future than it is a comedy.

Uh oh, somebody's been into the usenet cliche flame bin.

>
>>I don't know why. You were
>>already busted for lying about it. Remember? - "jes trollin guv."
>
>The only thing that got busted were you balls. Remember? And no,
>they haven't grown back, so you best run along before I break
>something else of yours...like your thinly veiled attempts to lie to
>yourself into believing that you aren't a complete and total waste of
>fucking oxygen.

liar liar, pants on fire. Scream about having "the code" some more.

>
>>>You sure are, aren't you? It's not too funny though when you shit
>>>yourself in public, that's really crossing the line I think. Your
>>>kind really ought to work on that.
>
>>The energy it must take to force yourself to believe you are a good
>>flamer...
>
>...wait, you think I'm wasting GOOD flames on you tards? *snicker*
>LOL Now THAT'S funny! `, D

No I don't think you've written any good flames. But your confirmation
is appreciated.

>
>Seriously, about all you r-tards are worth is half of my attention
>whilst I'm watching a movie or a television show. If I actually
>believed that flaming you was a necessary step in keeping you frothing
>with idiocy for my entertainment I'd invest a fuck of a lot more
>attention. As it stands though, it takes little more than bitch
>slapping you with your own banal retardation with a slight make-over
>to keep you drooling twits shitting the floor in frustration.

That's about the egotistical approach to excusing yourself for your
pitiful performance here that I expected.

You should focus all of your attention on that movie you're watching.
I bet you are much better at watching movies.

>
>>>>It is the tallest
>>>>one in the toilet stall at the interstate rest stop. No wonder so many
>>>>closet homosexuals come looking for a blow from the tubby two tard.
>
>>>I wasn't aware of this trophy, but you seem to be something of an
>>>expert on it. I guess you go for a "blow" pretty often, huh?
>
>>...
>
>Giving me one right now, huh? Suck it good, bitch! Show daddy Hatter
>how well you can "blow". LOL

Ladies and Gentlemen, Velcome to fantasy Island.

>
>>>Says the moron who hasn't even figured it out that there's some
>>>particular thing that you must do in order to even get slapped across
>>>yer idiot face with my cock.
>
>>Convince me I should care enough about your boring ass to try and
>>figure you out.
>
>Why the fuck would I want to do that? Having you NOT know what makes
>you look so fuckin stupid a hell of a lot funnier than having you
>aware of the blindingly fucking obvious. If anything, it stands as a
>giant monument to just how incredibly inept and fumbling you are
>online.

Yes. You so enigmatic and mysteeeeerious, Matty Molten! I better call
on Batman to figger out you master plan. LOL!

>
>>> Simply avoid that one thing and you
>>>won't ever have to see my cock...then again, it's pretty apparent that
>>>you LIKE seeing my cock, which is why your kind doesn't stop doing
>>>what triggers it.
>
>>No one has seen your cock,
>
>Well not with the way you've always got it in your mouth, no.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Velcome to fantasy Island.


>
>>>Also, why would I leave Usenet behind? It has certainly kept up over
>>>the years and its binary froup capabilities make it a superb choice
>>>for file sharing. In addition to that, Usenet is unregulated and
>>>uncontrolled which makes it VASTLY superior to most Webbie run message
>>>boards and chat rooms. If anything, Usenet could be considered the
>>>FUTURE of web communication, or likely a hybrid of Webbie boards, IRC
>>>chat and Usenet postings. I'm actually working on such a form:
>>>
>>>http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/forum_entry_load/
>>>http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/Forum_Template/
>
>>LOL!
>
>Let me guess, you haven't quite figured out how to install Flash yet,
>amiright?

Naw. I was just laughing at how you blather about the dumbest shit and
actually believe people care.

> I mean, what with the total automation of just
>CLICKING...ONCE...wow...boy that sure is complicated for a butterball
>pro-ana like you, innt Fumbles?

See above. You don't rate any of my valuable clicking effort.

>
>>>>> And really, I think your undying
>>>>>devotion to the net.dead fake artist says more about your closet
>>>>>homosexuality than anything.
>
>>>>Funny paradox. You always seem so afraid of homosexuals,
>
>>>Um, I'm not the one running around creating homo cascades, Fuckjob.
>>>Nice projection though.
>
>>I didn't create any homo cascades either. Learn to read headers.
>
>Learn to realize I don't bother to look at the name of whatever carbon
>copy idiot it is that's replying to my posts this week. I mean, all
>you stupid fuckwits post exactly alike, it's not as if I can take the
>bother to try and imagine every last one of you with a personality
>just because you're upset over not being recognized as the unique
>little snowflake you wish you AREN'T.

Another poor excuse for being wrong.

>
>>>Oh I really don't think of them as being male, hence the reason I
>>>refer to them as my "little bitches".
>
>>And as we all know, whatever goes on in your little fantasy world is
>>what keeps you going.
>
>And look who's stealing *MY* material now, eh PeeWee?

In order to steal your material, I would have had to have read it. Not
that pointing out your imagining everyone sucking your dick while you
masturbate to your own posts is "material" really as much as just an
observation.

>
>>Good work, Matt. You are teh
>>bestest/flamer/hacker/virtual gay sex haver on teh usernet.
>
>Let me know when it requires any more than that to keep you on such a
>short leash.

My our ego is full of delusion today. So your master flame war
strategy, does it always follow the same pattern (cockslap-gay
fantasy-arrogant rant - "I own you") or is this some new Kasparovesque
genius plan you're trying out? I haven't read enough of your shit to
know if this is how you always operate.

>
>>>Actually the idea of two men being gay sickens me...literarily. Like
>>>when I saw that movie Threesome...and that part near the end where the
>>>guy puts his hand on the other guys ass.....BLLLLAAAAARRRGGGG!!!
>>>
>>>I threw up all over the movie theater floor, much to the entertainment
>>>of the mostly conservative audience.
>>>
>>>Now two WOMEN being gay/lesbian, that doesn't bother me at all, in
>>>fact, it's a bit of a turn on.
>
>>...
>
>Oh and you and your mom...doin it weasel style...yeah that's pretty
>hawt too. Hell I'd pay for pictures of that, wouldn't you?
>

Ladies and Gentlemen, Velcome to fantasy Island.

>>>>Note: A response of <cockslap> = Matt's too fucking lame to have a
>>>>decent comeback.
>
>>>Actually Dumbfuck, the cock slapping is done only because of a
>>>specific thing that retards like you FIRST do.
>
>>No one cares.
>
>When did the sheeple elect you as head spokes-idiot?

Nothing so formal. I just tallied the previous responses you've gotten
on usenet.

99% - Matt Molten is a boring ass dumbfuck

1% - PLONK

>
>>> If you didn't do that
>>>one thing you wouldn't ever get slapped across yer idiot face with my
>>>throbbing member.
>
>>But since most people can't avoid doing that one thing (Pointing and
>>laughing at the cock eyed retard) of course you have no choice but to
>>snip and hide from their words with a seventh grade lame like
>><Cockslap>
>
>There's something VERY ironic and funny about what you just
>posted...but as I covered earlier, you are FAR to fuckin stupid to
>know what it is. ^_^
>

OH no! The diabolical Mad Hatter is blowing my mind again!!!!

LOL. You really are pathetic (in a funny way) outside of your own
brain.

Jade

 

Re: Diaper Boi Knows he's stupid [Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Thu, 01 May 2008 12:26:09 GMT, FrozenNorth
<frozennorth123@g.nospam.mail.com> wrote:

>Daedalus wrote:
>> On Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:03:43 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:57:09 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 20:33:58 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 17:07:46 -0700, Lorrill Buyens
>>>>> <buyensl@interlacken.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:18:57 -0400, Dread Pirate Daedalus
>>>>>> <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>, Scourge of the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Seas,
>>>>>> yo-ho-hoed:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:33:50 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:33:04 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:51:55 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:33:53 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:28:53 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:01:56 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> *nods*
>>>>>>>>>>>> Whatcha do<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>>>>>>> My, my, EVERYONE wants to suck my cock today! Seriously, what is up
>>>>>>>>>>> with that?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Heh. Sure ya have a cock, Matt. Sure ya do.
>>>>>>>>> Good ol' Cock-Eye --> 0_o has to make believe everyone is sucking his cock
>>>>>>>>> for obvious reasons.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> heh
>>>>>>>> Wow, check the slurp action between these two. Let's see some more
>>>>>>>> circle jerking between you two ugly bitches.
>>>>>>> Are you capable of a post that doesn't focus on dick?
>>>>>> You know men. Whatever they have the least of tends to be on their mind the
>>>>>> most.
>>>>> ...what? Maybe you should try that again...with a little less STUPID
>>>>> next time.
>>>> Clue: Your inability to gr0k the wit doesn't make her the stupid one
>>>> here.
>>> If that delusion were true it would actually make her look even MORE
>>> stupid in that only a fuckin idiot would try to flame someone with
>>> something that they wouldn't even be able to understand in the first
>>> place.
>>>
>>
>> Admission noted.
>>
>> EVERYONE: Matt Molten has requested you dumb down your flames in the
>> future.
>>
>>
>> HTH
>>
>> Jade
>>
>Even dumber than the Homo cascade?
>Yikes

He apparently can only appreciate insult and wit on the level of
<cockslap>

Jade

 

Re: Diaper Boi Knows he's stupid [Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Thu, 01 May 2008 08:14:48 -0400, Daedalus wrote:

> On Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:03:43 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:57:09 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 20:33:58 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 17:07:46 -0700, Lorrill Buyens
>>>><buyensl@interlacken.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:18:57 -0400, Dread Pirate Daedalus
>>>>><jade@newtko0ouks.biz>, Scourge of the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Seas,
>>>>>yo-ho-hoed:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:33:50 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:33:04 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:51:55 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:33:53 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:28:53 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:01:56 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> *nods*
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Whatcha do<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>My, my, EVERYONE wants to suck my cock today! Seriously, what is up
>>>>>>>>>>with that?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Heh. Sure ya have a cock, Matt. Sure ya do.
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Good ol' Cock-Eye --> 0_o has to make believe everyone is sucking his cock
>>>>>>>>for obvious reasons.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>heh
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Wow, check the slurp action between these two. Let's see some more
>>>>>>>circle jerking between you two ugly bitches.
>>>>>
>>>>>>Are you capable of a post that doesn't focus on dick?
>>>>>
>>>>>You know men. Whatever they have the least of tends to be on their mind the
>>>>>most.
>>>>
>>>>...what? Maybe you should try that again...with a little less STUPID
>>>>next time.
>>
>>>Clue: Your inability to gr0k the wit doesn't make her the stupid one
>>>here.
>>
>>If that delusion were true it would actually make her look even MORE
>>stupid in that only a fuckin idiot would try to flame someone with
>>something that they wouldn't even be able to understand in the first
>>place.
>>
>
> Admission noted.
>
> EVERYONE: Matt Molten has requested you dumb down your flames in the
> future.

You mean like use more [COCK-SLAP] ?

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Re: Diaper Boi Knows he's stupid [Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Thu, 01 May 2008 12:04:09 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
wrote:

>On Thu, 01 May 2008 08:14:48 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:03:43 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:57:09 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 20:33:58 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 17:07:46 -0700, Lorrill Buyens
>>>>><buyensl@interlacken.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:18:57 -0400, Dread Pirate Daedalus
>>>>>><jade@newtko0ouks.biz>, Scourge of the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Seas,
>>>>>>yo-ho-hoed:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:33:50 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:33:04 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:51:55 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:33:53 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:28:53 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:01:56 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> *nods*
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Whatcha do<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>My, my, EVERYONE wants to suck my cock today! Seriously, what is up
>>>>>>>>>>>with that?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Heh. Sure ya have a cock, Matt. Sure ya do.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Good ol' Cock-Eye --> 0_o has to make believe everyone is sucking his cock
>>>>>>>>>for obvious reasons.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>heh
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Wow, check the slurp action between these two. Let's see some more
>>>>>>>>circle jerking between you two ugly bitches.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Are you capable of a post that doesn't focus on dick?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You know men. Whatever they have the least of tends to be on their mind the
>>>>>>most.
>>>>>
>>>>>...what? Maybe you should try that again...with a little less STUPID
>>>>>next time.
>>>
>>>>Clue: Your inability to gr0k the wit doesn't make her the stupid one
>>>>here.
>>>
>>>If that delusion were true it would actually make her look even MORE
>>>stupid in that only a fuckin idiot would try to flame someone with
>>>something that they wouldn't even be able to understand in the first
>>>place.
>>>
>>
>> Admission noted.
>>
>> EVERYONE: Matt Molten has requested you dumb down your flames in the
>> future.
>
>You mean like use more [COCK-SLAP] ?

I guess. That seems to be his idea of the halcyon of flaming.

Jade

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1054/525953967_0bc75ff20b_o.jpg

I knew you were short, but that is the smallest table I've ever seen.
You have my sympathies, Halfling.

--
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Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

On Thu, 01 May 2008 17:34:46 +0100, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:

>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>
>>http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1054/525953967_0bc75ff20b_o.jpg
>
>I knew you were short, but that is the smallest table I've ever seen.
>You have my sympathies, Halfling.

Hey. Only one retard per thread. It's a new usenet rule. You'll have
to go elsewhere until Matty Molten leaves.

Jade

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:42:29 -0800, Temporal Voyager Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net>, in a desperate attempt to change the
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk timestream, said:

>On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:58:41 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>wrote:

>>I don't know why. You were
>>already busted for lying about it. Remember? - "jes trollin guv."
>
>The only thing that got busted were you balls. Remember?

Oh yeah, you *definitely* busted her balls, alright...

>>> Simply avoid that one thing and you
>>>won't ever have to see my cock...then again, it's pretty apparent that
>>>you LIKE seeing my cock, which is why your kind doesn't stop doing
>>>what triggers it.
>
>>No one has seen your cock,
>
>Well not with the way you've always got it in your mouth, no.

Matty, honey, if any of us were to put your teeny weenie in our mouths, it'd be
to use it as a toothpick.


--
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Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:03:43 -0800, Temporal Voyager Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net>, in a desperate attempt to change the
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk timestream, said:

>On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:57:09 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 20:33:58 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 17:07:46 -0700, Lorrill Buyens
>>><buyensl@interlacken.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:18:57 -0400, Dread Pirate Daedalus
>>>><jade@newtko0ouks.biz>, Scourge of the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Seas,
>>>>yo-ho-hoed:
>>>>
>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:33:50 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:33:04 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:51:55 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:33:53 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:28:53 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:01:56 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> *nods*
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Whatcha do<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>My, my, EVERYONE wants to suck my cock today! Seriously, what is up
>>>>>>>>>with that?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Heh. Sure ya have a cock, Matt. Sure ya do.
>>>>
>>>>>>>Good ol' Cock-Eye --> 0_o has to make believe everyone is sucking his cock
>>>>>>>for obvious reasons.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>heh
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Wow, check the slurp action between these two. Let's see some more
>>>>>>circle jerking between you two ugly bitches.
>>>>
>>>>>Are you capable of a post that doesn't focus on dick?
>>>>
>>>>You know men. Whatever they have the least of tends to be on their mind the
>>>>most.
>>>
>>>...what? Maybe you should try that again...with a little less STUPID
>>>next time.
>
>>Clue: Your inability to gr0k the wit doesn't make her the stupid one
>>here.
>
>If that delusion were true it would actually make her look even MORE
>stupid in that only a fuckin idiot would try to flame someone with
>something that they wouldn't even be able to understand in the first
>place.

You just go right ahead and keep telling yourself that if it makes you sleep
better at night.


--
Lorrill Buyens
MHM: 9x1; Smeeter: #21; WSD: #3; Gutter Chix0r: #19
Alcatroll Labs; Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll Division

"dsysm, its sooooo smooth and clesr."
- Dave Hillstrom's ringing endorsement of mead, in
aav3f

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Thu, 01 May 2008 16:09:19 -0700, Lorrill Buyens
<buyensl@interlacken.com> wrote:

>On Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:42:29 -0800, Temporal Voyager Onideus Mad Hatter
><usenet@backwater-productions.net>, in a desperate attempt to change the
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk timestream, said:
>
>>On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:58:41 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>wrote:
>
>>>I don't know why. You were
>>>already busted for lying about it. Remember? - "jes trollin guv."
>>
>>The only thing that got busted were you balls. Remember?
>
>Oh yeah, you *definitely* busted her balls, alright...
>
>>>> Simply avoid that one thing and you
>>>>won't ever have to see my cock...then again, it's pretty apparent that
>>>>you LIKE seeing my cock, which is why your kind doesn't stop doing
>>>>what triggers it.
>>
>>>No one has seen your cock,
>>
>>Well not with the way you've always got it in your mouth, no.
>
>Matty, honey, if any of us were to put your teeny weenie in our mouths, it'd be
>to use it as a toothpick.

And it would probably break.

Jade