A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
alt.flame... We're under attack:

>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:40:40 +0900, The 2-Belo
><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>
>>>Well it's a hell of a lot nicer than Mingtard's place
>
>>It's certainly a hell of a lot nicer than *your* place.
>
>That isn't saying much considering I just bought my place and I'm only
>starting work on renovating it...completely. Plus my place only cost
>about $75,000

Of course it did, Ludbunski. You're renovating a piece of shit so it looks like
a marginally better piece of shit. I built mine from the ground up, brand new.

>>>>The site hasn't been updated in quite a long time; the station wagon on the site
>>>>has long since been replaced by the Harrier. My "beater", remember?
>>>>
>>>>http://farm1.static.flickr.com/173/387952121_b9b7742d66_o.jpg
>>>
>>>...no, I don't "remember" actually, what the fuck are you babbling
>>>about?
>
>>"Yer the kind of fuckup who will park yer nasty beater right next to some guys
>>brand new BMW and then slam yer idiot fuckin door right into his car, just cause
>>yer all butthurtz and fagged up about what you fuckin covet." -- some fuckhead,
>>in <grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>.
>
>That was meant for as a metaphor for your general type of
>behavior...hating on those who have more than you do

At no time did I ever say such a thing.

>...of course in
>your case it seems to go both ways, you hate on those who have more
>than you as well as hate on those who have less than you.

Not at all. I just hate you because you're a conceited prick.

>>[Ludbunski's wishful thinking about other people's wives deleted]
>
>I wonder, is it the picture that bothers you so much:
>http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Japanese_Girlfriend.gif
>
>Or is it the talk about your wife? I only ask because you've snipped
>the link twice now but you only snipped the bit about yer wife once.

It wasn't funny the first time; what makes you think it's going to get funnier
the more you post it?

>>>Probably just the people who hang out on 4 chan actually. I do think
>>>it's an effective way of educating people to think twice about what
>>>they openly share online though. Basically, don't ever post anything
>>>unless you are FULLY expecting that it WILL be used in such a horrid
>>>manner. If you can live with that, go ahead and put 'em up...if
>>>not...don't.
>>>
>>>Generally speaking I think you should try and AVOID posting pictures
>>>of OTHER people, especially children, in that you're not really giving
>>>them a choice as to whether THEY want their photos plastered across
>>>the grid...and simply put, until they're an adult they aren't capable
>>>of making such a decision with their best intentions in mind.
>>>
>>>That's actually something that really bugs me about "child models" aka
>>>legal whack off material for pedophiles blah blah blah
>
>>And these three paragraphs of threats prove what, Ludbunski?
>
>Try READING them, Fuckjob, there wasn't a single threat in any of
>them.

This was one post *after* you specifically described how you were going to
photoshop a cock into my niece's mouth (she was 5 years old in the photo you
referred to); how could one possibly not read your pathetic saber-rattling into
this?


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."

-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>

 

On 26 Apr 2008 16:31:59 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
<byend.removethisbityousillyperson@eskimo.com> wrote:

>In alt.flame Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>> I'm afraid Alexa gave away a little something-something that I was
>> able to find...oh, look at this:
>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/intro.htm
>
>> Everything you ever wanted to know about lil Jeffy!
>
>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/protagonist.jpg
>
>> ...a rather plain looking cracker ass white boi.
>
>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/miyuki.jpg
>
>> ...his wife's pretty fuckable though. I'd tap that ass in a
>> heartbeat!
>
>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/maria.jpg
>
>> ...and oh look, lil Jeffy has even found the time to spawn!
>
>> I hope you didn't want all this to remain uh...personal, Jeffy. ^_^
>
> Boy, do you suck.

really. i mean, that site has been up for YEARS, with the 2 even
ADVERTISING it. its amazing how stupid this makes moulton look, if he
could even get any dumber than he already is. its like he either has
the memory of a gnat (probable), or hes actually never gone into a.f
before (quite improbable, that, what with all the crossposting).


--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

On Sun, 27 Apr 2008 02:53:10 +0900, The 2-Belo wrote:

> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
> that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
> alt.flame... We're under attack:
>
>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:40:40 +0900, The 2-Belo
>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>
>>>>Well it's a hell of a lot nicer than Mingtard's place
>>
>>>It's certainly a hell of a lot nicer than *your* place.
>>
>>That isn't saying much considering I just bought my place and I'm only
>>starting work on renovating it...completely. Plus my place only cost
>>about $75,000
>
> Of course it did, Ludbunski. You're renovating a piece of shit so it looks like
> a marginally better piece of shit. I built mine from the ground up, brand new.

I couldn't buy a fucking Bat Shanty around here for 75 grand. And this
isn't prime real estate either. A 50 yr old 2 bedroom one bath on
a 60x80 lot house goes for 100 minimum.

I gotta wonder if Cock-Eye Ludbunski's is a single or double wide and if
the wheels come off or just retract?

--
#1 Offishul Ruiner of Usenet, March 2007
#1 Usenet Asshole, March 2007
#10 Most hated Usenetizen of all time
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004
COOSN-266-06-25794

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:18:57 -0400, Dread Pirate Daedalus
<jade@newtko0ouks.biz>, Scourge of the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Seas,
yo-ho-hoed:

>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:33:50 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:33:04 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:51:55 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:33:53 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:28:53 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:01:56 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>>>>> *nods*
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Whatcha do<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>
>>>>>My, my, EVERYONE wants to suck my cock today! Seriously, what is up
>>>>>with that?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Heh. Sure ya have a cock, Matt. Sure ya do.

>>>Good ol' Cock-Eye --> 0_o has to make believe everyone is sucking his cock
>>>for obvious reasons.
>>>
>>>heh
>>
>>Wow, check the slurp action between these two. Let's see some more
>>circle jerking between you two ugly bitches.

>Are you capable of a post that doesn't focus on dick?

You know men. Whatever they have the least of tends to be on their mind the
most.


--
Lorrill Buyens
MHM: 9x1; Smeeter: #21; WSD: #3; Gutter Chix0r: #19
Alcatroll Labs; Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll Division

"dsysm, its sooooo smooth and clesr."
- Dave Hillstrom's ringing endorsement of mead, in
aav3f

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:05:14 -0800, Dread Pirate Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net>, Scourge of the
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Seas, yo-ho-hoed:

>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:13:10 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>wrote:
>
>>>The "original" Mad Hatter is the one from Lewis Carroll, whom I tend
>>>to base most of my "logic" on. Essentially my character is like a
>>>modern day rendition of the "original" character.
>
>>Eh no. You write idiotic flame attempts that lack all of the wit and
>>playfulness of the Carroll character.
>
>LOL, keep telling yourself that, Deary. My writing may not seem too
>playful to those I toy around with, but to those who are spectators
>it's very fun to watch. Also my flames are never made out of anger or
>haet, they are created for the sole purpose of creating
>entertainment...and sometimes a bit of anarchy as well.

Personally, I'd give you an F-. For your net-lifetime "flaming" career, not
just this one post.

>>>He bowed out just as soon as the heat got on, giving it all up at the
>>>first sign that there might actually be consequences for his illegal
>>>endeavors. He was nothing short of a silly little pussy and quite
>>>frankly, I'm glad he's net.dead, at least he had sense enough to get
>>>the fuck off while he could still retain at least some semblance of
>>>notoriety.
>
>>Speaking of silly little pussies, diaper wearing adults that love teh
>>care bears are pretty funny.
>
>You sure are, aren't you?

And here, ladies and gentlemen, we have the classic Matt Moulton IKYABWAI. Is
it any wonder why he's been spanked from here to the ends of the universe?

>>>The things he did don't much count for anything now though, those like
>>>myself have done far too many things to over shadow his lame little
>>>NON-complishments.
>
>>Yes, you should be proud of your jack shit trophy.
>
>I have a trophy now, eh?

Made out of the finest styrofoam, as homage to your intellectual capacities and
tendency to drift away in the wind at the slightest sign of difficulty.

>>Does the idea of being gay scare you that much or
>>have you been jilted at the cock bars so many times for your hideous
>>appearance that you've just become bitter?
>
>Actually the idea of two men being gay sickens me...literarily. Like
>when I saw that movie Threesome...and that part near the end where the
>guy puts his hand on the other guys ass.....BLLLLAAAAARRRGGGG!!!

And you were watching a movie with homosexual content, when you allegedly hate
it, *why*, precisely?

>Now two WOMEN being gay/lesbian, that doesn't bother me at all, in
>fact, it's a bit of a turn on.

Why am I not surprised?


--
Lorrill Buyens
MHM: 9x1; Smeeter: #21; WSD: #3; Gutter Chix0r: #19
Alcatroll Labs; Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll Division

"dsysm, its sooooo smooth and clesr."
- Dave Hillstrom's ringing endorsement of mead, in
aav3f

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:56:10 -0400, Dread Pirate Meat Plow
<meat@petitmorte.net>, Scourge of the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Seas,
yo-ho-hoed:

>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:42:54 +0100, Steve Leyland wrote:
>
>> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Meat Plow
>> stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
>>
>> : On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:49:30 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> :
>> : : I'm afraid Alexa gave away a little something-something that I was
>> : : able to find...oh, look at this:
>> : : http://www.godhatesjanks.org/intro.htm
>> : :
>> : : Everything you ever wanted to know about lil Jeffy!
>> :
>> : Nice house, nice ride, doesn't live in a dump and drive junk like you
>> : Diaper Boi.
>> :
>> : : http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/protagonist.jpg
>> : :
>> : : ...a rather plain looking cracker ass white boi.
>> :
>> : A rather handsome kid. Not grossly obese like you nor does he have a
>> : Cock-Eye. Little wonder he has the hottie wife.
>> :
>> : : http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/miyuki.jpg
>> : :
>> : : ...his wife's pretty fuckable though. I'd tap that ass in a
>> : : heartbeat!
>> :
>> : Yes but she wouldn't tap your fat ass would she. But I'm sure he won't
>> : mind you dreaming about it I know I wouldn't
>> :
>> : : http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/maria.jpg
>> : :
>> : : ...and oh look, lil Jeffy has even found the time to spawn!
>> : :
>> : : I hope you didn't want all this to remain uh...personal, Jeffy. ^_^
>> :
>> : Yes that's why we put stuff up on teh webs, to remain uh...personal.
>> :
>> : heh
>>
>> only a tard like matty would even pretend to be the original mad hatter.
>
>I guess he thought it would validate his otherwise pathetic existence.

Matty couldn't validate his existence if he won the Nobel Peace Prize, found the
cure for cancer, and then committed suicide immediately afterwards. Twice.


--
Lorrill Buyens
MHM: 9x1; Smeeter: #21; WSD: #3; Gutter Chix0r: #19
Alcatroll Labs; Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll Division

"dsysm, its sooooo smooth and clesr."
- Dave Hillstrom's ringing endorsement of mead, in
aav3f

 

On 26 Apr 2008 16:31:59 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
<byend.removethisbityousillyperson@eskimo.com> wrote:

>In alt.flame Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>> I'm afraid Alexa gave away a little something-something that I was
>> able to find...oh, look at this:
>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/intro.htm
>
>> Everything you ever wanted to know about lil Jeffy!
>
>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/protagonist.jpg
>
>> ...a rather plain looking cracker ass white boi.
>
>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/miyuki.jpg
>
>> ...his wife's pretty fuckable though. I'd tap that ass in a
>> heartbeat!
>
>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/maria.jpg
>
>> ...and oh look, lil Jeffy has even found the time to spawn!
>
>> I hope you didn't want all this to remain uh...personal, Jeffy. ^_^
>
> Boy, do you suck.

Yeah I suck yer mama's titties like a fuckin HOOVER! And she fucks
like a weasel! You wanna buy some pictures? I'll sell 'em to ya,
REAL cheap.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 14:44:10 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
wrote:

>On 26 Apr 2008 16:31:59 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
><byend.removethisbityousillyperson@eskimo.com> wrote:
>
>>In alt.flame Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>> I'm afraid Alexa gave away a little something-something that I was
>>> able to find...oh, look at this:
>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/intro.htm
>>
>>> Everything you ever wanted to know about lil Jeffy!
>>
>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/protagonist.jpg
>>
>>> ...a rather plain looking cracker ass white boi.
>>
>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/miyuki.jpg
>>
>>> ...his wife's pretty fuckable though. I'd tap that ass in a
>>> heartbeat!
>>
>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/maria.jpg
>>
>>> ...and oh look, lil Jeffy has even found the time to spawn!
>>
>>> I hope you didn't want all this to remain uh...personal, Jeffy. ^_^
>>
>> Boy, do you suck.
>
>really. i mean, that site has been up for YEARS, with the 2 even
>ADVERTISING it. its amazing how stupid this makes moulton look, if he
>could even get any dumber than he already is. its like he either has
>the memory of a gnat (probable), or hes actually never gone into a.f
>before (quite improbable, that, what with all the crossposting).

Backpedal, uh oh, LOOK OUT!

I guess that's why you suddenly started trying to hide the link from
your Usenet posts...right about the same time I started posting stuff
like this:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Lil_Jeffy.jpg

*nods*

Didn't quite consider shit like that when you first started spamming
that link around Usenet, now did ya?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 17:07:46 -0700, Lorrill Buyens
<buyensl@interlacken.com> wrote:

>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:18:57 -0400, Dread Pirate Daedalus
><jade@newtko0ouks.biz>, Scourge of the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Seas,
>yo-ho-hoed:
>
>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:33:50 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:33:04 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:51:55 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:33:53 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:28:53 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:01:56 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>> *nods*
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Whatcha do<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>My, my, EVERYONE wants to suck my cock today! Seriously, what is up
>>>>>>with that?
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Heh. Sure ya have a cock, Matt. Sure ya do.
>
>>>>Good ol' Cock-Eye --> 0_o has to make believe everyone is sucking his cock
>>>>for obvious reasons.
>>>>
>>>>heh
>>>
>>>Wow, check the slurp action between these two. Let's see some more
>>>circle jerking between you two ugly bitches.
>
>>Are you capable of a post that doesn't focus on dick?
>
>You know men. Whatever they have the least of tends to be on their mind the
>most.

....what? Maybe you should try that again...with a little less STUPID
next time.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 17:08:46 -0700, Lorrill Buyens
<buyensl@interlacken.com> wrote:

>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:56:10 -0400, Dread Pirate Meat Plow
><meat@petitmorte.net>, Scourge of the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Seas,
>yo-ho-hoed:
>
>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:42:54 +0100, Steve Leyland wrote:
>>
>>> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Meat Plow
>>> stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
>>>
>>> : On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:49:30 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> :
>>> : : I'm afraid Alexa gave away a little something-something that I was
>>> : : able to find...oh, look at this:
>>> : : http://www.godhatesjanks.org/intro.htm
>>> : :
>>> : : Everything you ever wanted to know about lil Jeffy!
>>> :
>>> : Nice house, nice ride, doesn't live in a dump and drive junk like you
>>> : Diaper Boi.
>>> :
>>> : : http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/protagonist.jpg
>>> : :
>>> : : ...a rather plain looking cracker ass white boi.
>>> :
>>> : A rather handsome kid. Not grossly obese like you nor does he have a
>>> : Cock-Eye. Little wonder he has the hottie wife.
>>> :
>>> : : http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/miyuki.jpg
>>> : :
>>> : : ...his wife's pretty fuckable though. I'd tap that ass in a
>>> : : heartbeat!
>>> :
>>> : Yes but she wouldn't tap your fat ass would she. But I'm sure he won't
>>> : mind you dreaming about it I know I wouldn't
>>> :
>>> : : http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/maria.jpg
>>> : :
>>> : : ...and oh look, lil Jeffy has even found the time to spawn!
>>> : :
>>> : : I hope you didn't want all this to remain uh...personal, Jeffy. ^_^
>>> :
>>> : Yes that's why we put stuff up on teh webs, to remain uh...personal.
>>> :
>>> : heh
>>>
>>> only a tard like matty would even pretend to be the original mad hatter.
>>
>>I guess he thought it would validate his otherwise pathetic existence.
>
>Matty couldn't validate his existence if he won the Nobel Peace Prize, found the
>cure for cancer, and then committed suicide immediately afterwards. Twice.

Thank you for showing everyone just how butthurtz you are. ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:42:48 -0800, Temporal Voyager Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net>, in a desperate attempt to change the
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk timestream, said:

>On 26 Apr 2008 00:31:19 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>
>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>news:tcc4141bc2oobeh47nojmkqmetm8ua3mt7@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On 25 Apr 2008 07:08:53 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>
>>>>"Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote
>>in
>>>>news:furubr$hb$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>
>>>>> only a tard like matty would even pretend to be the original mad
>>>>> hatter.
>>>>
>>>>I'd say "original" is a rather odd way to describe that moniker...
>>>>
>>>>'Results 1 - 10 of about 1,660,000 for "mad hatter"'
>>>>
>>>>...since pretty much every chat room and web forum has one, not to
>>>>mention...
>>>>
>>>>'Results 1 - 10 of about 14,300 for -onideus author:mad author:hatter'
>>>>
>>>>...a metric shitload of them all over Usenet.
>>>
>>> Stevie however is referring to the net.dead Brad Turcotte, an oldbie
>>> data pirate who was only online for a couple years and took off at the
>>> first sign that data pirating was under attack. Some of the oldbie
>>> tards around teh volatile froups like to play up their lil net.dead
>>> tin God by claiming that I got my name from him, however their
>>> delusions are as failing as a tweenage muppet fuck whining about
>>> people stealing their fan art of characters that they ripped off from
>>> some mainstream media form. Brad certainly did not invent the name
>>> Mad Hatter, nor was he even the first person online to have used the
>>> name and I certainly DID NOT get it from him, I didn't even know the
>>> asshole existed until like late 1998, which was about two years AFTER
>>> I started using the name.

>>Then why are you using his MHM number?
>>
>>Message-ID: <3779d696.7580861@news.srv.ualberta.ca>
>>
>>You are not mhm 1x1. Your name isn't even on the list.
>
>I started doing that I believe around the early 2Ks as a means of
>bitch slapping the oldbie flonkers who couldn't keep their fuckin
>mouths shut about it. I figured since the delusion of it was enough
>to make them butthurtz, that if I ACTUALLY went ahead and took a few
>things from the net.dead asshole and made them my own, well, that'd
>REALLY drive the fuckers up the wall. So really, the only reason I do
>it is to stab into them where I know it hurts them the most.

Y'mean that mosquito bite I thought I felt the other day was *you*? Guess that
makes you a little prick in *both* senses of the phrase...


--
Lorrill Buyens
MHM: 9x1; Smeeter: #21; WSD: #3; Gutter Chix0r: #19
Alcatroll Labs; Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll Division

"dsysm, its sooooo smooth and clesr."
- Dave Hillstrom's ringing endorsement of mead, in
aav3f

 

dave hillstrom wrote:
> On 26 Apr 2008 16:31:59 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
> <byend.removethisbityousillyperson@eskimo.com> wrote:
>
>> In alt.flame Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> I'm afraid Alexa gave away a little something-something that I was
>>> able to find...oh, look at this:
>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/intro.htm
>>
>>> Everything you ever wanted to know about lil Jeffy!
>>
>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/protagonist.jpg
>>
>>> ...a rather plain looking cracker ass white boi.
>>
>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/miyuki.jpg
>>
>>> ...his wife's pretty fuckable though. I'd tap that ass in a
>>> heartbeat!
>>
>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/maria.jpg
>>
>>> ...and oh look, lil Jeffy has even found the time to spawn!
>>
>>> I hope you didn't want all this to remain uh...personal, Jeffy. ^_^
>>
>> Boy, do you suck.
>
> really. i mean, that site has been up for YEARS, with the 2 even
> ADVERTISING it. its amazing how stupid this makes moulton look, if he
> could even get any dumber than he already is. its like he either has
> the memory of a gnat (probable), or hes actually never gone into a.f
> before (quite improbable, that, what with all the crossposting).

Or that he truely didn't notice it. He probably has a short attention span
sometimes. And by sometimes, I mean when replying to hatter addicts. He
really doesn't care much past the reply, since he probably has better things
to think about.

--
In the immortal words of ???hw??f:
This is you not giving a shit?
HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.

"Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is
not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way
around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas

How do he produce so much doo-doo so fast? It's amazing!
The Daring Dufas

Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity. ^_^
Onideus Mad Hatter

Golly Wiggle!
Uncle Monster

 

Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
that *another* Jonathan Herr has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame...
We're under attack:

>dave hillstrom wrote:
>> On 26 Apr 2008 16:31:59 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
>> <byend.removethisbityousillyperson@eskimo.com> wrote:
>>
>>> In alt.flame Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> I'm afraid Alexa gave away a little something-something that I was
>>>> able to find...oh, look at this:
>>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/intro.htm
>>>
>>>> Everything you ever wanted to know about lil Jeffy!
>>>
>>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/protagonist.jpg
>>>
>>>> ...a rather plain looking cracker ass white boi.
>>>
>>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/miyuki.jpg
>>>
>>>> ...his wife's pretty fuckable though. I'd tap that ass in a
>>>> heartbeat!
>>>
>>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/maria.jpg
>>>
>>>> ...and oh look, lil Jeffy has even found the time to spawn!
>>>
>>>> I hope you didn't want all this to remain uh...personal, Jeffy. ^_^
>>>
>>> Boy, do you suck.
>>
>> really. i mean, that site has been up for YEARS, with the 2 even
>> ADVERTISING it. its amazing how stupid this makes moulton look, if he
>> could even get any dumber than he already is. its like he either has
>> the memory of a gnat (probable), or hes actually never gone into a.f
>> before (quite improbable, that, what with all the crossposting).
>
>Or that he truely didn't notice it.

Now for once you actually say something that rings true. But haven't you ever
conisdered *why* a dude who's so hot to dig up the dirt on his tormentors and
wave it in their faces fails for TWO WEEKS to notice that it's been all over the
entire internet since the mid-90s? And then, when I post a link from my domain,
he suddenly runs in crowing that I've outed myself?

>He probably has a short attention span sometimes.

Or maybe it's because he's as dumb as sedimentary rock.

>And by sometimes, I mean when replying to hatter addicts.

Everyone who's ever replied to any of his posts, in his entire posting history,
is a "Hatter addict", in his book. Hell, you've been a loyal apologist for the
sorry bastard ever since you both found a common enemy in -- well, in every
other friggin' poster in alt.flame, actually. Who's a "Hatter addict"?


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."

-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>

 

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On 26 Apr 2008 16:31:59 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
> <byend.removethisbityousillyperson@eskimo.com> wrote:
>
>> In alt.flame Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> I'm afraid Alexa gave away a little something-something that I was
>>> able to find...oh, look at this:
>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/intro.htm
>>
>>> Everything you ever wanted to know about lil Jeffy!
>>
>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/protagonist.jpg
>>
>>> ...a rather plain looking cracker ass white boi.
>>
>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/miyuki.jpg
>>
>>> ...his wife's pretty fuckable though. I'd tap that ass in a
>>> heartbeat!
>>
>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/maria.jpg
>>
>>> ...and oh look, lil Jeffy has even found the time to spawn!
>>
>>> I hope you didn't want all this to remain uh...personal, Jeffy. ^_^
>>
>> Boy, do you suck.
>
> Yeah I suck yer mama's titties like a fuckin HOOVER! And she fucks
> like a weasel! You wanna buy some pictures? I'll sell 'em to ya,
> REAL cheap.

Just a curious question, has anyone *TRUELY* asked you for said photos?
(Just curious about how dumb people can be)

--
In the immortal words of ???hw??f:
This is you not giving a shit?
HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.

"Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is
not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way
around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas

How do he produce so much doo-doo so fast? It's amazing!
The Daring Dufas

Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity. ^_^
Onideus Mad Hatter

Golly Wiggle!
Uncle Monster

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 17:07:46 -0700, Lorrill Buyens
<buyensl@interlacken.com> wrote:

>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:18:57 -0400, Dread Pirate Daedalus
><jade@newtko0ouks.biz>, Scourge of the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Seas,
>yo-ho-hoed:
>
>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:33:50 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:33:04 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:51:55 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:33:53 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:28:53 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:01:56 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>> *nods*
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Whatcha do<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>My, my, EVERYONE wants to suck my cock today! Seriously, what is up
>>>>>>with that?
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Heh. Sure ya have a cock, Matt. Sure ya do.
>
>>>>Good ol' Cock-Eye --> 0_o has to make believe everyone is sucking his cock
>>>>for obvious reasons.
>>>>
>>>>heh
>>>
>>>Wow, check the slurp action between these two. Let's see some more
>>>circle jerking between you two ugly bitches.
>
>>Are you capable of a post that doesn't focus on dick?
>
>You know men. Whatever they have the least of tends to be on their mind the
>most.

LOL! Zing!

Jade

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 20:33:58 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 17:07:46 -0700, Lorrill Buyens
><buyensl@interlacken.com> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:18:57 -0400, Dread Pirate Daedalus
>><jade@newtko0ouks.biz>, Scourge of the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Seas,
>>yo-ho-hoed:
>>
>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:33:50 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:33:04 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:51:55 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:33:53 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:28:53 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:01:56 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>>>>>>> *nods*
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Whatcha do<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>My, my, EVERYONE wants to suck my cock today! Seriously, what is up
>>>>>>>with that?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Heh. Sure ya have a cock, Matt. Sure ya do.
>>
>>>>>Good ol' Cock-Eye --> 0_o has to make believe everyone is sucking his cock
>>>>>for obvious reasons.
>>>>>
>>>>>heh
>>>>
>>>>Wow, check the slurp action between these two. Let's see some more
>>>>circle jerking between you two ugly bitches.
>>
>>>Are you capable of a post that doesn't focus on dick?
>>
>>You know men. Whatever they have the least of tends to be on their mind the
>>most.
>
>...what? Maybe you should try that again...with a little less STUPID
>next time.
>

Clue: Your inability to gr0k the wit doesn't make her the stupid one
here.

Jade

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:40:16 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:11:20 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:37:55 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>>
>>> On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:37:15 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:18:57 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:33:50 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:33:04 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:51:55 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:33:53 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:28:53 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:01:56 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> *nods*
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Whatcha do<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>My, my, EVERYONE wants to suck my cock today! Seriously, what is up
>>>>>>>>>with that?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Heh. Sure ya have a cock, Matt. Sure ya do.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Good ol' Cock-Eye --> 0_o has to make believe everyone is sucking his cock
>>>>>>>for obvious reasons.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>heh
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Wow, check the slurp action between these two. Let's see some more
>>>>>>circle jerking between you two ugly bitches.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Are you capable of a post that doesn't focus on dick?
>>>>
>>>>Sure, but when you stupid bitches are sucking mine off so much, well,
>>>>it's hard NOT to focus on it, amiright? *nods*
>>>
>>> What is it you imagine goes on in your little hovel?
>>
>>He imagines everyone on Usenet is sucking his dick because it's a lot
>>easier than imaging anyone wanting to do it in real life.
>
>Oh I don't imagine anything, you DO suck my cock, every time you do
>that one little thing that you do whenever you get sufficiently bitch
>slapped.

There there, puddin' You can think of men giving you blowjobs if you
want to. Feel better?

Jade.

 

On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:30:14 -0500, Jonathan Herr wrote:

> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On 26 Apr 2008 16:31:59 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
>> <byend.removethisbityousillyperson@eskimo.com> wrote:
>>
>>> In alt.flame Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> I'm afraid Alexa gave away a little something-something that I was
>>>> able to find...oh, look at this:
>>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/intro.htm
>>>
>>>> Everything you ever wanted to know about lil Jeffy!
>>>
>>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/protagonist.jpg
>>>
>>>> ...a rather plain looking cracker ass white boi.
>>>
>>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/miyuki.jpg
>>>
>>>> ...his wife's pretty fuckable though. I'd tap that ass in a
>>>> heartbeat!
>>>
>>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/maria.jpg
>>>
>>>> ...and oh look, lil Jeffy has even found the time to spawn!
>>>
>>>> I hope you didn't want all this to remain uh...personal, Jeffy. ^_^
>>>
>>> Boy, do you suck.
>>
>> Yeah I suck yer mama's titties like a fuckin HOOVER! And she fucks
>> like a weasel! You wanna buy some pictures? I'll sell 'em to ya,
>> REAL cheap.
>
> Just a curious question, has anyone *TRUELY* asked you for said photos?
> (Just curious about how dumb people can be)

Just a curious question, have you truly no shame?


--
#1 Offishul Ruiner of Usenet, March 2007
#1 Usenet Asshole, March 2007
#10 Most hated Usenetizen of all time
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004
COOSN-266-06-25794

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:05:14 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:13:10 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>wrote:
>
>>>The "original" Mad Hatter is the one from Lewis Carroll, whom I tend
>>>to base most of my "logic" on. Essentially my character is like a
>>>modern day rendition of the "original" character.
>
>>Eh no. You write idiotic flame attempts that lack all of the wit and
>>playfulness of the Carroll character.
>
>LOL, keep telling yourself that, Deary. My writing may not seem too
>playful to those I toy around with, but to those who are spectators
>it's very fun to watch.

I bet you get fan mail all the time, right?

> Also my flames are never made out of anger or
>haet, they are created for the sole purpose of creating
>entertainment...and sometimes a bit of anarchy as well.

Blah blah, puffy. They in no way resemble Carroll's Mad Hatter. Did
you forget what we were talking about?

>
>>>There certainly are no shortage of other assholes running all over teh
>>>grid claiming to be Mad Hatters as well, however they are not me nor
>>>are they capable of being like me or doing what I can do, so they
>>>don't much matter.
>
>>You mean like look in two directions at once?
>
>I'll leave that to you, Cockeye. And it's OBVIOUS that you are,
>because my pictures clearly show my eyes are centered perfectly
>normal, so only someone with a cockeye, like you, could possibly see
>them as being misaligned. It also explains why you don't ever post
>pictures of yourself online, afraid of what people will think of you
>if they saw your cockeye.

A sad little IKYABWAI

Do you honestly think you can transfer your well known reputation for
occular defect onto someone else?


>
>>>No doubt your butthurtz lil ass is referring to the net.dead Brad
>>>Turcotte who was using the name at one time. Luckily the tard
>>>realized that he was no real Mad Hatter and gave up the name and left,
>>>rightly so. Brad was NEVER a Hatter, just a low grade data pirate,
>>>back when pirating wasn't even under attack.
>
>>Yez and yer l33t skillz is so fucking R000lz.
>
>Pretty much.
>
>>Like lying about lady Chatterly bots and such.
>
>Who's lying, Fuckface? I'm the one with the source code, I'm the only
>one who's posted LARGE sections of said source code. Duh uh, think
>slow now.

Aww. Sensitive on this issue, I see. I don't know why. You were
already busted for lying about it. Remember? - "jes trollin guv."

>
>>>He bowed out just as soon as the heat got on, giving it all up at the
>>>first sign that there might actually be consequences for his illegal
>>>endeavors. He was nothing short of a silly little pussy and quite
>>>frankly, I'm glad he's net.dead, at least he had sense enough to get
>>>the fuck off while he could still retain at least some semblance of
>>>notoriety.
>
>>Speaking of silly little pussies, diaper wearing adults that love teh
>>care bears are pretty funny.
>
>You sure are, aren't you? It's not too funny though when you shit
>yourself in public, that's really crossing the line I think. Your
>kind really ought to work on that.
>

The energy it must take to force yourself to believe you are a good
flamer...

>>>The things he did don't much count for anything now though, those like
>>>myself have done far too many things to over shadow his lame little
>>>NON-complishments.
>
>>Yes, you should be proud of your jack shit trophy.
>
>I have a trophy now, eh?
>
>>It is the tallest
>>one in the toilet stall at the interstate rest stop. No wonder so many
>>closet homosexuals come looking for a blow from the tubby two tard.
>
>I wasn't aware of this trophy, but you seem to be something of an
>expert on it. I guess you go for a "blow" pretty often, huh?

....

>
>>> It's only the retarded oldbies like yourself who
>>>haven't figured out how to move on and join the MODERN Internet that
>>>even bother to remember who he was.
>
>>Says the cock obsessed dipshit that can't leave usenet behind.
>
>Says the moron who hasn't even figured it out that there's some
>particular thing that you must do in order to even get slapped across
>yer idiot face with my cock.

Convince me I should care enough about your boring ass to try and
figure you out.

> Simply avoid that one thing and you
>won't ever have to see my cock...then again, it's pretty apparent that
>you LIKE seeing my cock, which is why your kind doesn't stop doing
>what triggers it.

No one has seen your cock, unless you are propositioning people by
email. Your fantasy flames are stupid. Just ask the 'spectators' you
imagine following your posts closely.

>
>Also, why would I leave Usenet behind? It has certainly kept up over
>the years and its binary froup capabilities make it a superb choice
>for file sharing. In addition to that, Usenet is unregulated and
>uncontrolled which makes it VASTLY superior to most Webbie run message
>boards and chat rooms. If anything, Usenet could be considered the
>FUTURE of web communication, or likely a hybrid of Webbie boards, IRC
>chat and Usenet postings. I'm actually working on such a form:
>
>http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/forum_entry_load/
>http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/Forum_Template/
>

LOL!

>>> And really, I think your undying
>>>devotion to the net.dead fake artist says more about your closet
>>>homosexuality than anything.
>
>>Funny paradox. You always seem so afraid of homosexuals,
>
>Um, I'm not the one running around creating homo cascades, Fuckjob.
>Nice projection though.

I didn't create any homo cascades either. Learn to read headers.

>
>>yet take
>>great delight in fantasizing about usernet dick suckings from your
>>male adversaries.
>
>Oh I really don't think of them as being male, hence the reason I
>refer to them as my "little bitches".

And as we all know, whatever goes on in your little fantasy world is
what keeps you going. Good work, Matt. You are teh
bestest/flamer/hacker/virtual gay sex haver on teh usernet.

>
>>Does the idea of being gay scare you that much or
>>have you been jilted at the cock bars so many times for your hideous
>>appearance that you've just become bitter?
>
>Actually the idea of two men being gay sickens me...literarily. Like
>when I saw that movie Threesome...and that part near the end where the
>guy puts his hand on the other guys ass.....BLLLLAAAAARRRGGGG!!!
>
>I threw up all over the movie theater floor, much to the entertainment
>of the mostly conservative audience.
>
>Now two WOMEN being gay/lesbian, that doesn't bother me at all, in
>fact, it's a bit of a turn on.
>

....

>>Note: A response of <cockslap> = Matt's too fucking lame to have a
>>decent comeback.
>
>Actually Dumbfuck, the cock slapping is done only because of a
>specific thing that retards like you FIRST do.

No one cares.

> If you didn't do that
>one thing you wouldn't ever get slapped across yer idiot face with my
>throbbing member.

But since most people can't avoid doing that one thing (Pointing and
laughing at the cock eyed retard) of course you have no choice but to
snip and hide from their words with a seventh grade lame like
<Cockslap>

Jade

 

Meat Plow wrote:
> On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:30:14 -0500, Jonathan Herr wrote:
>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> On 26 Apr 2008 16:31:59 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
>>> <byend.removethisbityousillyperson@eskimo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> In alt.flame Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> I'm afraid Alexa gave away a little something-something that I was
>>>>> able to find...oh, look at this:
>>>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/intro.htm
>>>>
>>>>> Everything you ever wanted to know about lil Jeffy!
>>>>
>>>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/protagonist.jpg
>>>>
>>>>> ...a rather plain looking cracker ass white boi.
>>>>
>>>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/miyuki.jpg
>>>>
>>>>> ...his wife's pretty fuckable though. I'd tap that ass in a
>>>>> heartbeat!
>>>>
>>>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/maria.jpg
>>>>
>>>>> ...and oh look, lil Jeffy has even found the time to spawn!
>>>>
>>>>> I hope you didn't want all this to remain uh...personal, Jeffy.
>>>>> ^_^
>>>>
>>>> Boy, do you suck.
>>>
>>> Yeah I suck yer mama's titties like a fuckin HOOVER! And she fucks
>>> like a weasel! You wanna buy some pictures? I'll sell 'em to ya,
>>> REAL cheap.
>>
>> Just a curious question, has anyone *TRUELY* asked you for said
>> photos? (Just curious about how dumb people can be)
>
> Just a curious question, have you truly no shame?

What? I'm curious if someone was stupid enough to actually ask *FOR* said
photos.

--
In the immortal words of ???hw??f:
This is you not giving a shit?
HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.

"Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is
not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way
around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas

How do he produce so much doo-doo so fast? It's amazing!
The Daring Dufas

Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity. ^_^
Onideus Mad Hatter

Golly Wiggle!
Uncle Monster