A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

"Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in
news:furubr$hb$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
> only a tard like matty would even pretend to be the original mad
> hatter.

I'd say "original" is a rather odd way to describe that moniker...

'Results 1 - 10 of about 1,660,000 for "mad hatter"'

....since pretty much every chat room and web forum has one, not to
mention...

'Results 1 - 10 of about 14,300 for -onideus author:mad author:hatter'

....a metric shitload of them all over Usenet.

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
alt.flame... We're under attack:

>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:32:29 +0900, The 2-Belo
><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>
>>>>Nice house,
>
>>>Because you can see so much of it on there!
>
>>Well, I don't have any linoleum in *my* house, that's for sure.
>>
>>http://farm1.static.flickr.com/51/136899512_911ddaa5e2_o.jpg
>>
>>http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1054/525953967_0bc75ff20b_o.jpg
>
>Well it's a hell of a lot nicer than Mingtard's place

It's certainly a hell of a lot nicer than *your* place.

>>The site hasn't been updated in quite a long time; the station wagon on the site
>>has long since been replaced by the Harrier. My "beater", remember?
>>
>>http://farm1.static.flickr.com/173/387952121_b9b7742d66_o.jpg
>
>...no, I don't "remember" actually, what the fuck are you babbling
>about?

"Yer the kind of fuckup who will park yer nasty beater right next to some guys
brand new BMW and then slam yer idiot fuckin door right into his car, just cause
yer all butthurtz and fagged up about what you fuckin covet." -- some fuckhead,
in <grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>.

[Ludbunski's wishful thinking about other people's wives deleted]

>>>You don't really think about the consequences of yer actions until
>>>some horrible evul fucking asshole like me comes along and makes
>>>pastie art of your niece in a bukake session.
>
>>I'm sure the whole entire internet will be congratulating you, Matthew.
>
>Probably just the people who hang out on 4 chan actually. I do think
>it's an effective way of educating people to think twice about what
>they openly share online though. Basically, don't ever post anything
>unless you are FULLY expecting that it WILL be used in such a horrid
>manner. If you can live with that, go ahead and put 'em up...if
>not...don't.
>
>Generally speaking I think you should try and AVOID posting pictures
>of OTHER people, especially children, in that you're not really giving
>them a choice as to whether THEY want their photos plastered across
>the grid...and simply put, until they're an adult they aren't capable
>of making such a decision with their best intentions in mind.
>
>That's actually something that really bugs me about "child models" aka
>legal whack off material for pedophiles blah blah blah

And these three paragraphs of threats prove what, Ludbunski?


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."

-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:33:50 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:33:04 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:51:55 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>>
>>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:33:53 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:28:53 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:01:56 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> *nods*
>>>>>
>>>>>Whatcha do<COCK SLAP>
>>>>
>>>>My, my, EVERYONE wants to suck my cock today! Seriously, what is up
>>>>with that?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Heh. Sure ya have a cock, Matt. Sure ya do.
>>>
>>
>>Good ol' Cock-Eye --> 0_o has to make believe everyone is sucking his cock
>>for obvious reasons.
>>
>>heh
>
>Wow, check the slurp action between these two. Let's see some more
>circle jerking between you two ugly bitches.
>

Are you capable of a post that doesn't focus on dick?

Jade

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
wrote<uui314d34q03r5oocv02161nuk437em6h5@4ax.com>:

>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:33:50 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:33:04 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:51:55 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:33:53 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:28:53 -0400, Daedalus
<jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:01:56 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> *nods*
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Whatcha do<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>
>>>>>My, my, EVERYONE wants to suck my cock today! Seriously, what is
up
>>>>>with that?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Heh. Sure ya have a cock, Matt. Sure ya do.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Good ol' Cock-Eye --> 0_o has to make believe everyone is sucking
his cock
>>>for obvious reasons.
>>>
>>>heh
>>
>>Wow, check the slurp action between these two. Let's see some more
>>circle jerking between you two ugly bitches.
>>
>
>Are you capable of a post that doesn't focus on dick?
>
>Jade

I think H4tt3r b071fy3d my p0\/\/3r 5upp1y.

Ther aer meen wons on teh net!
FYI

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:42:54 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
<steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:

>Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Meat Plow
>stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
>
>: On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:49:30 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>:
>: : I'm afraid Alexa gave away a little something-something that I was
>: : able to find...oh, look at this:
>: : http://www.godhatesjanks.org/intro.htm
>: :
>: : Everything you ever wanted to know about lil Jeffy!
>:
>: Nice house, nice ride, doesn't live in a dump and drive junk like you
>: Diaper Boi.
>:
>: : http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/protagonist.jpg
>: :
>: : ...a rather plain looking cracker ass white boi.
>:
>: A rather handsome kid. Not grossly obese like you nor does he have a
>: Cock-Eye. Little wonder he has the hottie wife.
>:
>: : http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/miyuki.jpg
>: :
>: : ...his wife's pretty fuckable though. I'd tap that ass in a
>: : heartbeat!
>:
>: Yes but she wouldn't tap your fat ass would she. But I'm sure he won't
>: mind you dreaming about it I know I wouldn't
>:
>: : http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/maria.jpg
>: :
>: : ...and oh look, lil Jeffy has even found the time to spawn!
>: :
>: : I hope you didn't want all this to remain uh...personal, Jeffy. ^_^
>:
>: Yes that's why we put stuff up on teh webs, to remain uh...personal.
>:
>: heh
>
>only a tard like matty would even pretend to be the original mad hatter.

The "original" Mad Hatter is the one from Lewis Carroll, whom I tend
to base most of my "logic" on. Essentially my character is like a
modern day rendition of the "original" character.

There certainly are no shortage of other assholes running all over teh
grid claiming to be Mad Hatters as well, however they are not me nor
are they capable of being like me or doing what I can do, so they
don't much matter.

No doubt your butthurtz lil ass is referring to the net.dead Brad
Turcotte who was using the name at one time. Luckily the tard
realized that he was no real Mad Hatter and gave up the name and left,
rightly so. Brad was NEVER a Hatter, just a low grade data pirate,
back when pirating wasn't even under attack.

He bowed out just as soon as the heat got on, giving it all up at the
first sign that there might actually be consequences for his illegal
endeavors. He was nothing short of a silly little pussy and quite
frankly, I'm glad he's net.dead, at least he had sense enough to get
the fuck off while he could still retain at least some semblance of
notoriety.

The things he did don't much count for anything now though, those like
myself have done far too many things to over shadow his lame little
NON-complishments. It's only the retarded oldbies like yourself who
haven't figured out how to move on and join the MODERN Internet that
even bother to remember who he was. And really, I think your undying
devotion to the net.dead fake artist says more about your closet
homosexuality than anything.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On 25 Apr 2008 07:08:53 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>"Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in
>news:furubr$hb$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>
>> only a tard like matty would even pretend to be the original mad
>> hatter.
>
>I'd say "original" is a rather odd way to describe that moniker...
>
>'Results 1 - 10 of about 1,660,000 for "mad hatter"'
>
>...since pretty much every chat room and web forum has one, not to
>mention...
>
>'Results 1 - 10 of about 14,300 for -onideus author:mad author:hatter'
>
>...a metric shitload of them all over Usenet.

Hence the reason I use the "Onideus" in front and the "Farfoos" in my
headers. The Mad Hatter portion of the name I use has more to do with
the nature of my posting style than anything.

Stevie however is referring to the net.dead Brad Turcotte, an oldbie
data pirate who was only online for a couple years and took off at the
first sign that data pirating was under attack. Some of the oldbie
tards around teh volatile froups like to play up their lil net.dead
tin God by claiming that I got my name from him, however their
delusions are as failing as a tweenage muppet fuck whining about
people stealing their fan art of characters that they ripped off from
some mainstream media form. Brad certainly did not invent the name
Mad Hatter, nor was he even the first person online to have used the
name and I certainly DID NOT get it from him, I didn't even know the
asshole existed until like late 1998, which was about two years AFTER
I started using the name.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:18:57 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
wrote:

>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:33:50 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:33:04 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:51:55 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:33:53 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:28:53 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:01:56 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> *nods*
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Whatcha do<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>
>>>>>My, my, EVERYONE wants to suck my cock today! Seriously, what is up
>>>>>with that?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Heh. Sure ya have a cock, Matt. Sure ya do.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Good ol' Cock-Eye --> 0_o has to make believe everyone is sucking his cock
>>>for obvious reasons.
>>>
>>>heh
>>
>>Wow, check the slurp action between these two. Let's see some more
>>circle jerking between you two ugly bitches.
>>
>
>Are you capable of a post that doesn't focus on dick?

Sure, but when you stupid bitches are sucking mine off so much, well,
it's hard NOT to focus on it, amiright? *nods*

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:36:17 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:42:54 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
><steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
>
>>Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Meat Plow
>>stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
>>
>>: On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:49:30 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>:
>>: : I'm afraid Alexa gave away a little something-something that I was
>>: : able to find...oh, look at this:
>>: : http://www.godhatesjanks.org/intro.htm
>>: :
>>: : Everything you ever wanted to know about lil Jeffy!
>>:
>>: Nice house, nice ride, doesn't live in a dump and drive junk like you
>>: Diaper Boi.
>>:
>>: : http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/protagonist.jpg
>>: :
>>: : ...a rather plain looking cracker ass white boi.
>>:
>>: A rather handsome kid. Not grossly obese like you nor does he have a
>>: Cock-Eye. Little wonder he has the hottie wife.
>>:
>>: : http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/miyuki.jpg
>>: :
>>: : ...his wife's pretty fuckable though. I'd tap that ass in a
>>: : heartbeat!
>>:
>>: Yes but she wouldn't tap your fat ass would she. But I'm sure he won't
>>: mind you dreaming about it I know I wouldn't
>>:
>>: : http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/maria.jpg
>>: :
>>: : ...and oh look, lil Jeffy has even found the time to spawn!
>>: :
>>: : I hope you didn't want all this to remain uh...personal, Jeffy. ^_^
>>:
>>: Yes that's why we put stuff up on teh webs, to remain uh...personal.
>>:
>>: heh
>>
>>only a tard like matty would even pretend to be the original mad hatter.
>
>The "original" Mad Hatter is the one from Lewis Carroll, whom I tend
>to base most of my "logic" on. Essentially my character is like a
>modern day rendition of the "original" character.

Eh no. You write idiotic flame attempts that lack all of the wit and
playfulness of the Carroll character.

>
>There certainly are no shortage of other assholes running all over teh
>grid claiming to be Mad Hatters as well, however they are not me nor
>are they capable of being like me or doing what I can do, so they
>don't much matter.

You mean like look in two directions at once?


>
>No doubt your butthurtz lil ass is referring to the net.dead Brad
>Turcotte who was using the name at one time. Luckily the tard
>realized that he was no real Mad Hatter and gave up the name and left,
>rightly so. Brad was NEVER a Hatter, just a low grade data pirate,
>back when pirating wasn't even under attack.

Yez and yer l33t skillz is so fucking R000lz. Like lying about lady
Chatterly bots and such.


>
>He bowed out just as soon as the heat got on, giving it all up at the
>first sign that there might actually be consequences for his illegal
>endeavors. He was nothing short of a silly little pussy and quite
>frankly, I'm glad he's net.dead, at least he had sense enough to get
>the fuck off while he could still retain at least some semblance of
>notoriety.

Speaking of silly little pussies, diaper wearing adults that love teh
care bears are pretty funny.

>
>The things he did don't much count for anything now though, those like
>myself have done far too many things to over shadow his lame little
>NON-complishments.

Yes, you should be proud of your jack shit trophy. It is the tallest
one in the toilet stall at the interstate rest stop. No wonder so many
closet homosexuals come looking for a blow from the tubby two tard.

> It's only the retarded oldbies like yourself who
>haven't figured out how to move on and join the MODERN Internet that
>even bother to remember who he was.

Says the cock obsessed dipshit that can't leave usenet behind.

> And really, I think your undying
>devotion to the net.dead fake artist says more about your closet
>homosexuality than anything.
>

Funny paradox. You always seem so afraid of homosexuals, yet take
great delight in fantasizing about usernet dick suckings from your
male adversaries. Does the idea of being gay scare you that much or
have you been jilted at the cock bars so many times for your hideous
appearance that you've just become bitter?


Note: A response of <cockslap> = Matt's too fucking lame to have a
decent comeback.

Jade

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

In <tla414tmal6vms37o2tm8l739gt5a99h0d@4ax.com>, Daedalus
jade@newtko0ouks.biz said:
>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:36:17 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:42:54 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
>><steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>>Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Meat Plow
>>>stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
>>>
>>>: On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:49:30 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>:
>>>: : I'm afraid Alexa gave away a little something-something that I was
>>>: : able to find...oh, look at this:
>>>: : http://www.godhatesjanks.org/intro.htm
>>>: :
>>>: : Everything you ever wanted to know about lil Jeffy!
>>>:
>>>: Nice house, nice ride, doesn't live in a dump and drive junk like you
>>>: Diaper Boi.
>>>:
>>>: : http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/protagonist.jpg
>>>: :
>>>: : ...a rather plain looking cracker ass white boi.
>>>:
>>>: A rather handsome kid. Not grossly obese like you nor does he have a
>>>: Cock-Eye. Little wonder he has the hottie wife.
>>>:
>>>: : http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/miyuki.jpg
>>>: :
>>>: : ...his wife's pretty fuckable though. I'd tap that ass in a
>>>: : heartbeat!
>>>:
>>>: Yes but she wouldn't tap your fat ass would she. But I'm sure he won't
>>>: mind you dreaming about it I know I wouldn't
>>>:
>>>: : http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/maria.jpg
>>>: :
>>>: : ...and oh look, lil Jeffy has even found the time to spawn!
>>>: :
>>>: : I hope you didn't want all this to remain uh...personal, Jeffy. ^_^
>>>:
>>>: Yes that's why we put stuff up on teh webs, to remain uh...personal.
>>>:
>>>: heh
>>>
>>>only a tard like matty would even pretend to be the original mad hatter.
>>
>>The "original" Mad Hatter is the one from Lewis Carroll, whom I tend
>>to base most of my "logic" on. Essentially my character is like a
>>modern day rendition of the "original" character.
>
>Eh no. You write idiotic flame attempts that lack all of the wit and
>playfulness of the Carroll character.
>
>>
>>There certainly are no shortage of other assholes running all over teh
>>grid claiming to be Mad Hatters as well, however they are not me nor
>>are they capable of being like me or doing what I can do, so they
>>don't much matter.
>
>You mean like look in two directions at once?
>
>
>>
>>No doubt your butthurtz lil ass is referring to the net.dead Brad
>>Turcotte who was using the name at one time. Luckily the tard
>>realized that he was no real Mad Hatter and gave up the name and left,
>>rightly so. Brad was NEVER a Hatter, just a low grade data pirate,
>>back when pirating wasn't even under attack.
>
>Yez and yer l33t skillz is so fucking R000lz. Like lying about lady
>Chatterly bots and such.

"just trollin', gov"

>>He bowed out just as soon as the heat got on, giving it all up at the
>>first sign that there might actually be consequences for his illegal
>>endeavors. He was nothing short of a silly little pussy and quite
>>frankly, I'm glad he's net.dead, at least he had sense enough to get
>>the fuck off while he could still retain at least some semblance of
>>notoriety.
>
>Speaking of silly little pussies, diaper wearing adults that love teh
>care bears are pretty funny.
>
>>
>>The things he did don't much count for anything now though, those like
>>myself have done far too many things to over shadow his lame little
>>NON-complishments.
>
>Yes, you should be proud of your jack shit trophy. It is the tallest
>one in the toilet stall at the interstate rest stop. No wonder so many
>closet homosexuals come looking for a blow from the tubby two tard.
>
>> It's only the retarded oldbies like yourself who
>>haven't figured out how to move on and join the MODERN Internet that
>>even bother to remember who he was.
>
>Says the cock obsessed dipshit that can't leave usenet behind.
>
>> And really, I think your undying
>>devotion to the net.dead fake artist says more about your closet
>>homosexuality than anything.
>>
>
>Funny paradox. You always seem so afraid of homosexuals, yet take
>great delight in fantasizing about usernet dick suckings from your
>male adversaries. Does the idea of being gay scare you that much or
>have you been jilted at the cock bars so many times for your hideous
>appearance that you've just become bitter?
>
>
>Note: A response of <cockslap> = Matt's too fucking lame to have a
>decent comeback.
>
>Jade

But, but... you don't have one of those!

--
Kali

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:18:19 -0400, Kali <kali@powder.keg> wrote:

>In <tla414tmal6vms37o2tm8l739gt5a99h0d@4ax.com>, Daedalus
>jade@newtko0ouks.biz said:
>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:36:17 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:42:54 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
>>><steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Meat Plow
>>>>stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
>>>>
>>>>: On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:49:30 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>:
>>>>: : I'm afraid Alexa gave away a little something-something that I was
>>>>: : able to find...oh, look at this:
>>>>: : http://www.godhatesjanks.org/intro.htm
>>>>: :
>>>>: : Everything you ever wanted to know about lil Jeffy!
>>>>:
>>>>: Nice house, nice ride, doesn't live in a dump and drive junk like you
>>>>: Diaper Boi.
>>>>:
>>>>: : http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/protagonist.jpg
>>>>: :
>>>>: : ...a rather plain looking cracker ass white boi.
>>>>:
>>>>: A rather handsome kid. Not grossly obese like you nor does he have a
>>>>: Cock-Eye. Little wonder he has the hottie wife.
>>>>:
>>>>: : http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/miyuki.jpg
>>>>: :
>>>>: : ...his wife's pretty fuckable though. I'd tap that ass in a
>>>>: : heartbeat!
>>>>:
>>>>: Yes but she wouldn't tap your fat ass would she. But I'm sure he won't
>>>>: mind you dreaming about it I know I wouldn't
>>>>:
>>>>: : http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/maria.jpg
>>>>: :
>>>>: : ...and oh look, lil Jeffy has even found the time to spawn!
>>>>: :
>>>>: : I hope you didn't want all this to remain uh...personal, Jeffy. ^_^
>>>>:
>>>>: Yes that's why we put stuff up on teh webs, to remain uh...personal.
>>>>:
>>>>: heh
>>>>
>>>>only a tard like matty would even pretend to be the original mad hatter.
>>>
>>>The "original" Mad Hatter is the one from Lewis Carroll, whom I tend
>>>to base most of my "logic" on. Essentially my character is like a
>>>modern day rendition of the "original" character.
>>
>>Eh no. You write idiotic flame attempts that lack all of the wit and
>>playfulness of the Carroll character.
>>
>>>
>>>There certainly are no shortage of other assholes running all over teh
>>>grid claiming to be Mad Hatters as well, however they are not me nor
>>>are they capable of being like me or doing what I can do, so they
>>>don't much matter.
>>
>>You mean like look in two directions at once?
>>
>>
>>>
>>>No doubt your butthurtz lil ass is referring to the net.dead Brad
>>>Turcotte who was using the name at one time. Luckily the tard
>>>realized that he was no real Mad Hatter and gave up the name and left,
>>>rightly so. Brad was NEVER a Hatter, just a low grade data pirate,
>>>back when pirating wasn't even under attack.
>>
>>Yez and yer l33t skillz is so fucking R000lz. Like lying about lady
>>Chatterly bots and such.
>
>"just trollin', gov"

lol. that's right. Let's see which story he sticks to this time.

>
>>>He bowed out just as soon as the heat got on, giving it all up at the
>>>first sign that there might actually be consequences for his illegal
>>>endeavors. He was nothing short of a silly little pussy and quite
>>>frankly, I'm glad he's net.dead, at least he had sense enough to get
>>>the fuck off while he could still retain at least some semblance of
>>>notoriety.
>>
>>Speaking of silly little pussies, diaper wearing adults that love teh
>>care bears are pretty funny.
>>
>>>
>>>The things he did don't much count for anything now though, those like
>>>myself have done far too many things to over shadow his lame little
>>>NON-complishments.
>>
>>Yes, you should be proud of your jack shit trophy. It is the tallest
>>one in the toilet stall at the interstate rest stop. No wonder so many
>>closet homosexuals come looking for a blow from the tubby two tard.
>>
>>> It's only the retarded oldbies like yourself who
>>>haven't figured out how to move on and join the MODERN Internet that
>>>even bother to remember who he was.
>>
>>Says the cock obsessed dipshit that can't leave usenet behind.
>>
>>> And really, I think your undying
>>>devotion to the net.dead fake artist says more about your closet
>>>homosexuality than anything.
>>>
>>
>>Funny paradox. You always seem so afraid of homosexuals, yet take
>>great delight in fantasizing about usernet dick suckings from your
>>male adversaries. Does the idea of being gay scare you that much or
>>have you been jilted at the cock bars so many times for your hideous
>>appearance that you've just become bitter?
>>
>>
>>Note: A response of <cockslap> = Matt's too fucking lame to have a
>>decent comeback.
>>
>>Jade
>
>But, but... you don't have one of those!

A cock? No I don't have one appended to my body, but some would argue
I've owned a few.

Jade

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:37:15 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:18:57 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:33:50 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:33:04 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:51:55 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:33:53 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:28:53 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:01:56 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> *nods*
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Whatcha do<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>My, my, EVERYONE wants to suck my cock today! Seriously, what is up
>>>>>>with that?
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Heh. Sure ya have a cock, Matt. Sure ya do.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Good ol' Cock-Eye --> 0_o has to make believe everyone is sucking his cock
>>>>for obvious reasons.
>>>>
>>>>heh
>>>
>>>Wow, check the slurp action between these two. Let's see some more
>>>circle jerking between you two ugly bitches.
>>>
>>
>>Are you capable of a post that doesn't focus on dick?
>
>Sure, but when you stupid bitches are sucking mine off so much, well,
>it's hard NOT to focus on it, amiright? *nods*

What is it you imagine goes on in your little hovel?

Jade

>
> --
>
>Onideus Mad Hatter
>mhm ? x ?
>http://www.backwater-productions.net
>http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
>Hatter Quotes
>-------------
>"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
>
>"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
>best."
>
>"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
>with it."
>
>"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
>"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>
>"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
>"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
>bad."
>
>"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
>
>"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
>"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
>of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
>"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
>that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
>of its relevancy."
>
>"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
>creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
>"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
>"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
>they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
>givin em out for free."
>
>"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
>So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
>to their merry little mess."
>
>"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
>horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
>their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
>sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
>images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>
>"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
>properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
>"Those who record history are those who control history."
>
>"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
>endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
>don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
>"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
>tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
>"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
>function?"
>
>"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
>Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
>indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
>"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
>gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:40:40 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>Well it's a hell of a lot nicer than Mingtard's place

>It's certainly a hell of a lot nicer than *your* place.

That isn't saying much considering I just bought my place and I'm only
starting work on renovating it...completely. Plus my place only cost
about $75,000 which is likely a FAR better deal than whatever you paid
for your place.

>>>The site hasn't been updated in quite a long time; the station wagon on the site
>>>has long since been replaced by the Harrier. My "beater", remember?
>>>
>>>http://farm1.static.flickr.com/173/387952121_b9b7742d66_o.jpg
>>
>>...no, I don't "remember" actually, what the fuck are you babbling
>>about?

>"Yer the kind of fuckup who will park yer nasty beater right next to some guys
>brand new BMW and then slam yer idiot fuckin door right into his car, just cause
>yer all butthurtz and fagged up about what you fuckin covet." -- some fuckhead,
>in <grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>.

That was meant for as a metaphor for your general type of
behavior...hating on those who have more than you do...of course in
your case it seems to go both ways, you hate on those who have more
than you as well as hate on those who have less than you. It seems
your whole life is very much dictated by comparing yourself to others.
You don't seem to be very happy simply with what you have.

>[Ludbunski's wishful thinking about other people's wives deleted]

I wonder, is it the picture that bothers you so much:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Japanese_Girlfriend.gif

Or is it the talk about your wife? I only ask because you've snipped
the link twice now but you only snipped the bit about yer wife once.

>>Probably just the people who hang out on 4 chan actually. I do think
>>it's an effective way of educating people to think twice about what
>>they openly share online though. Basically, don't ever post anything
>>unless you are FULLY expecting that it WILL be used in such a horrid
>>manner. If you can live with that, go ahead and put 'em up...if
>>not...don't.
>>
>>Generally speaking I think you should try and AVOID posting pictures
>>of OTHER people, especially children, in that you're not really giving
>>them a choice as to whether THEY want their photos plastered across
>>the grid...and simply put, until they're an adult they aren't capable
>>of making such a decision with their best intentions in mind.
>>
>>That's actually something that really bugs me about "child models" aka
>>legal whack off material for pedophiles blah blah blah

>And these three paragraphs of threats prove what, Ludbunski?

Try READING them, Fuckjob, there wasn't a single threat in any of
them. Then again, you seem like the type who enjoy "playing victim"
so it's likely you see things that aren't there in an attempt to get
yerself up on a virtual cross. The cross is for Christ, not for you,
Bitchtits.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:13:10 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
wrote:

>>The "original" Mad Hatter is the one from Lewis Carroll, whom I tend
>>to base most of my "logic" on. Essentially my character is like a
>>modern day rendition of the "original" character.

>Eh no. You write idiotic flame attempts that lack all of the wit and
>playfulness of the Carroll character.

LOL, keep telling yourself that, Deary. My writing may not seem too
playful to those I toy around with, but to those who are spectators
it's very fun to watch. Also my flames are never made out of anger or
haet, they are created for the sole purpose of creating
entertainment...and sometimes a bit of anarchy as well.

>>There certainly are no shortage of other assholes running all over teh
>>grid claiming to be Mad Hatters as well, however they are not me nor
>>are they capable of being like me or doing what I can do, so they
>>don't much matter.

>You mean like look in two directions at once?

I'll leave that to you, Cockeye. And it's OBVIOUS that you are,
because my pictures clearly show my eyes are centered perfectly
normal, so only someone with a cockeye, like you, could possibly see
them as being misaligned. It also explains why you don't ever post
pictures of yourself online, afraid of what people will think of you
if they saw your cockeye.

>>No doubt your butthurtz lil ass is referring to the net.dead Brad
>>Turcotte who was using the name at one time. Luckily the tard
>>realized that he was no real Mad Hatter and gave up the name and left,
>>rightly so. Brad was NEVER a Hatter, just a low grade data pirate,
>>back when pirating wasn't even under attack.

>Yez and yer l33t skillz is so fucking R000lz.

Pretty much.

>Like lying about lady Chatterly bots and such.

Who's lying, Fuckface? I'm the one with the source code, I'm the only
one who's posted LARGE sections of said source code. Duh uh, think
slow now.

>>He bowed out just as soon as the heat got on, giving it all up at the
>>first sign that there might actually be consequences for his illegal
>>endeavors. He was nothing short of a silly little pussy and quite
>>frankly, I'm glad he's net.dead, at least he had sense enough to get
>>the fuck off while he could still retain at least some semblance of
>>notoriety.

>Speaking of silly little pussies, diaper wearing adults that love teh
>care bears are pretty funny.

You sure are, aren't you? It's not too funny though when you shit
yourself in public, that's really crossing the line I think. Your
kind really ought to work on that.

>>The things he did don't much count for anything now though, those like
>>myself have done far too many things to over shadow his lame little
>>NON-complishments.

>Yes, you should be proud of your jack shit trophy.

I have a trophy now, eh?

>It is the tallest
>one in the toilet stall at the interstate rest stop. No wonder so many
>closet homosexuals come looking for a blow from the tubby two tard.

I wasn't aware of this trophy, but you seem to be something of an
expert on it. I guess you go for a "blow" pretty often, huh?

>> It's only the retarded oldbies like yourself who
>>haven't figured out how to move on and join the MODERN Internet that
>>even bother to remember who he was.

>Says the cock obsessed dipshit that can't leave usenet behind.

Says the moron who hasn't even figured it out that there's some
particular thing that you must do in order to even get slapped across
yer idiot face with my cock. Simply avoid that one thing and you
won't ever have to see my cock...then again, it's pretty apparent that
you LIKE seeing my cock, which is why your kind doesn't stop doing
what triggers it.

Also, why would I leave Usenet behind? It has certainly kept up over
the years and its binary froup capabilities make it a superb choice
for file sharing. In addition to that, Usenet is unregulated and
uncontrolled which makes it VASTLY superior to most Webbie run message
boards and chat rooms. If anything, Usenet could be considered the
FUTURE of web communication, or likely a hybrid of Webbie boards, IRC
chat and Usenet postings. I'm actually working on such a form:

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/forum_entry_load/
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/Forum_Template/

>> And really, I think your undying
>>devotion to the net.dead fake artist says more about your closet
>>homosexuality than anything.

>Funny paradox. You always seem so afraid of homosexuals,

Um, I'm not the one running around creating homo cascades, Fuckjob.
Nice projection though.

>yet take
>great delight in fantasizing about usernet dick suckings from your
>male adversaries.

Oh I really don't think of them as being male, hence the reason I
refer to them as my "little bitches".

>Does the idea of being gay scare you that much or
>have you been jilted at the cock bars so many times for your hideous
>appearance that you've just become bitter?

Actually the idea of two men being gay sickens me...literarily. Like
when I saw that movie Threesome...and that part near the end where the
guy puts his hand on the other guys ass.....BLLLLAAAAARRRGGGG!!!

I threw up all over the movie theater floor, much to the entertainment
of the mostly conservative audience.

Now two WOMEN being gay/lesbian, that doesn't bother me at all, in
fact, it's a bit of a turn on.

>Note: A response of <cockslap> = Matt's too fucking lame to have a
>decent comeback.

Actually Dumbfuck, the cock slapping is done only because of a
specific thing that retards like you FIRST do. If you didn't do that
one thing you wouldn't ever get slapped across yer idiot face with my
throbbing member.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:42:54 +0100, Steve Leyland wrote:

> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Meat Plow
> stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
>
> : On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:49:30 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> :
> : : I'm afraid Alexa gave away a little something-something that I was
> : : able to find...oh, look at this:
> : : http://www.godhatesjanks.org/intro.htm
> : :
> : : Everything you ever wanted to know about lil Jeffy!
> :
> : Nice house, nice ride, doesn't live in a dump and drive junk like you
> : Diaper Boi.
> :
> : : http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/protagonist.jpg
> : :
> : : ...a rather plain looking cracker ass white boi.
> :
> : A rather handsome kid. Not grossly obese like you nor does he have a
> : Cock-Eye. Little wonder he has the hottie wife.
> :
> : : http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/miyuki.jpg
> : :
> : : ...his wife's pretty fuckable though. I'd tap that ass in a
> : : heartbeat!
> :
> : Yes but she wouldn't tap your fat ass would she. But I'm sure he won't
> : mind you dreaming about it I know I wouldn't
> :
> : : http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/maria.jpg
> : :
> : : ...and oh look, lil Jeffy has even found the time to spawn!
> : :
> : : I hope you didn't want all this to remain uh...personal, Jeffy. ^_^
> :
> : Yes that's why we put stuff up on teh webs, to remain uh...personal.
> :
> : heh
>
> only a tard like matty would even pretend to be the original mad hatter.

I guess he thought it would validate his otherwise pathetic existence.

--
#1 Offishul Ruiner of Usenet, March 2007
#1 Usenet Asshole, March 2007
#10 Most hated Usenetizen of all time
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004
COOSN-266-06-25794

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:18:57 -0400, Daedalus wrote:

> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:33:50 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:33:04 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:51:55 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:33:53 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:28:53 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:01:56 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> *nods*
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Whatcha do<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>
>>>>>My, my, EVERYONE wants to suck my cock today! Seriously, what is up
>>>>>with that?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Heh. Sure ya have a cock, Matt. Sure ya do.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Good ol' Cock-Eye --> 0_o has to make believe everyone is sucking his cock
>>>for obvious reasons.
>>>
>>>heh
>>
>>Wow, check the slurp action between these two. Let's see some more
>>circle jerking between you two ugly bitches.
>>
>
> Are you capable of a post that doesn't focus on dick?
>

Well he isn't capable of understanding what slurp means what did ya expect?


--
#1 Offishul Ruiner of Usenet, March 2007
#1 Usenet Asshole, March 2007
#10 Most hated Usenetizen of all time
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004
COOSN-266-06-25794

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:37:55 -0400, Daedalus wrote:

> On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:37:15 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:18:57 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:33:50 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:33:04 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:51:55 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:33:53 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:28:53 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:01:56 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> *nods*
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Whatcha do<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>My, my, EVERYONE wants to suck my cock today! Seriously, what is up
>>>>>>>with that?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Heh. Sure ya have a cock, Matt. Sure ya do.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Good ol' Cock-Eye --> 0_o has to make believe everyone is sucking his cock
>>>>>for obvious reasons.
>>>>>
>>>>>heh
>>>>
>>>>Wow, check the slurp action between these two. Let's see some more
>>>>circle jerking between you two ugly bitches.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Are you capable of a post that doesn't focus on dick?
>>
>>Sure, but when you stupid bitches are sucking mine off so much, well,
>>it's hard NOT to focus on it, amiright? *nods*
>
> What is it you imagine goes on in your little hovel?

He imagines everyone on Usenet is sucking his dick because it's a lot
easier than imaging anyone wanting to do it in real life.

--
#1 Offishul Ruiner of Usenet, March 2007
#1 Usenet Asshole, March 2007
#10 Most hated Usenetizen of all time
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004
COOSN-266-06-25794

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:11:20 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
wrote:

>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:37:55 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:37:15 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:18:57 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:33:50 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:33:04 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:51:55 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:33:53 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:28:53 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:01:56 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> *nods*
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Whatcha do<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>My, my, EVERYONE wants to suck my cock today! Seriously, what is up
>>>>>>>>with that?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Heh. Sure ya have a cock, Matt. Sure ya do.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Good ol' Cock-Eye --> 0_o has to make believe everyone is sucking his cock
>>>>>>for obvious reasons.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>heh
>>>>>
>>>>>Wow, check the slurp action between these two. Let's see some more
>>>>>circle jerking between you two ugly bitches.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Are you capable of a post that doesn't focus on dick?
>>>
>>>Sure, but when you stupid bitches are sucking mine off so much, well,
>>>it's hard NOT to focus on it, amiright? *nods*
>>
>> What is it you imagine goes on in your little hovel?
>
>He imagines everyone on Usenet is sucking his dick because it's a lot
>easier than imaging anyone wanting to do it in real life.

Oh I don't imagine anything, you DO suck my cock, every time you do
that one little thing that you do whenever you get sufficiently bitch
slapped.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
news:tcc4141bc2oobeh47nojmkqmetm8ua3mt7@4ax.com:

> On 25 Apr 2008 07:08:53 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>
>>"Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote
in
>>news:furubr$hb$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>
>>> only a tard like matty would even pretend to be the original mad
>>> hatter.
>>
>>I'd say "original" is a rather odd way to describe that moniker...
>>
>>'Results 1 - 10 of about 1,660,000 for "mad hatter"'
>>
>>...since pretty much every chat room and web forum has one, not to
>>mention...
>>
>>'Results 1 - 10 of about 14,300 for -onideus author:mad author:hatter'
>>
>>...a metric shitload of them all over Usenet.
>
> Stevie however is referring to the net.dead Brad Turcotte, an oldbie
> data pirate who was only online for a couple years and took off at the
> first sign that data pirating was under attack. Some of the oldbie
> tards around teh volatile froups like to play up their lil net.dead
> tin God by claiming that I got my name from him, however their
> delusions are as failing as a tweenage muppet fuck whining about
> people stealing their fan art of characters that they ripped off from
> some mainstream media form. Brad certainly did not invent the name
> Mad Hatter, nor was he even the first person online to have used the
> name and I certainly DID NOT get it from him, I didn't even know the
> asshole existed until like late 1998, which was about two years AFTER
> I started using the name.
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ? x ?

Then why are you using his MHM number?

Message-ID: <3779d696.7580861@news.srv.ualberta.ca>

You are not mhm 1x1. Your name isn't even on the list.

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On 26 Apr 2008 00:31:19 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>news:tcc4141bc2oobeh47nojmkqmetm8ua3mt7@4ax.com:
>
>> On 25 Apr 2008 07:08:53 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>
>>>"Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote
>in
>>>news:furubr$hb$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>
>>>> only a tard like matty would even pretend to be the original mad
>>>> hatter.
>>>
>>>I'd say "original" is a rather odd way to describe that moniker...
>>>
>>>'Results 1 - 10 of about 1,660,000 for "mad hatter"'
>>>
>>>...since pretty much every chat room and web forum has one, not to
>>>mention...
>>>
>>>'Results 1 - 10 of about 14,300 for -onideus author:mad author:hatter'
>>>
>>>...a metric shitload of them all over Usenet.
>>
>> Stevie however is referring to the net.dead Brad Turcotte, an oldbie
>> data pirate who was only online for a couple years and took off at the
>> first sign that data pirating was under attack. Some of the oldbie
>> tards around teh volatile froups like to play up their lil net.dead
>> tin God by claiming that I got my name from him, however their
>> delusions are as failing as a tweenage muppet fuck whining about
>> people stealing their fan art of characters that they ripped off from
>> some mainstream media form. Brad certainly did not invent the name
>> Mad Hatter, nor was he even the first person online to have used the
>> name and I certainly DID NOT get it from him, I didn't even know the
>> asshole existed until like late 1998, which was about two years AFTER
>> I started using the name.
>>
>> --
>>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter
>> mhm ? x ?
>
>Then why are you using his MHM number?
>
>Message-ID: <3779d696.7580861@news.srv.ualberta.ca>
>
>You are not mhm 1x1. Your name isn't even on the list.

I started doing that I believe around the early 2Ks as a means of
bitch slapping the oldbie flonkers who couldn't keep their fuckin
mouths shut about it. I figured since the delusion of it was enough
to make them butthurtz, that if I ACTUALLY went ahead and took a few
things from the net.dead asshole and made them my own, well, that'd
REALLY drive the fuckers up the wall. So really, the only reason I do
it is to stab into them where I know it hurts them the most.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

In alt.flame Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

> I'm afraid Alexa gave away a little something-something that I was
> able to find...oh, look at this:
> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/intro.htm

> Everything you ever wanted to know about lil Jeffy!

> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/protagonist.jpg

> ...a rather plain looking cracker ass white boi.

> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/miyuki.jpg

> ...his wife's pretty fuckable though. I'd tap that ass in a
> heartbeat!

> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/maria.jpg

> ...and oh look, lil Jeffy has even found the time to spawn!

> I hope you didn't want all this to remain uh...personal, Jeffy. ^_^

Boy, do you suck.

--
alt.flame Special Forces
"I just think God hits some people with the talent stick harder than He hits
others. And it kills a lot of people. It's like dynamite: they blow up. Like
Dylan Thomas or Thomas Wolfe." -- Stephen King