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Re: It's True, Daedalus's Mother Fucks Like A Weasel

On Wed, 07 May 2008 00:46:24 -0400
Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:

> On Tue, 06 May 2008 17:31:02 -0500, Jonathan Herr wrote:
>
> > 'Menjy' wrote:
> >> Jonathan Herr wrote:
> >>> K. A. Cannon wrote:
> >>>> Dr. Raoul Xemblinosky posted
> >>>>> Wolf 253 wrote:
> >>>>>> K. A. Cannon wrote:
> >>>>>>> Wolf 253 posted
> >>
> >>>>>>> <snip>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Slave T. Wallmart
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> has requested you dumb down your flames in the future.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Oh I think they're dumb enough actually, you should strive for
> >>>>>>>>> the OTHER direction...so that someone of my higher level
> >>>>>>>>> intellect can actually comprehend them. Simply put, I don't
> >>>>>>>>> speak Retardese.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> You speak slavenian.
> >>>>>>>> Heh, getit?
> >>>>>>>> SLAVENIAN!
> >>>>>>>> Cause yer like a slave to your WallMart Masters.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "someone of my higher level intellect" who works at WalMart?
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Moltoon:
> >>>>>>> I am a GENUIS!!
> >>>>>>> I am a GENIUS!!
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> HI! Welcome to WalMart!
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> *****
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> I do suppose all the budding astrophysicists and future rocket
> >>>>>>> scientists work at WalMart.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Einstein worked at MallWart.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Hitler was a greeter at the VallMart in Linz, Austria.
> >>>>
> >>>> Pol Pot was a cashier at the Walmart in Phnom Penh, Cambodia.
> >>
> >> Joe Stalin stocked shelves in Walmart, Moscow.
> >>
> >>> Oh give me a break.... You guys and your damn cascades... Don't you
> >>> have better things to do with your days?
> >>
> >> Well, *you* don't, do you? You don't have a job, you silly little
> >> homo.
> >
> > So you're saying that you do? And you're wasting your free time posting
> > useless homo cascades? Well that shows *great* creativity and frugality in
> > regards to what you do with your time when online.
>
> And here you are wasting time on wasted time, how pathetic.
>
>
>
He hates america. Helping the terraists by using energy to post to usenet.

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Re: It's True, Daedalus's Mother Fucks Like A Weasel

On Tue, 6 May 2008 17:35:15 -0500
"Jonathan Herr" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:

> K. A. Cannon wrote:
> > 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> posted
> > <2mb124db1t1lr9m303jpt4a0pg9ni63joo@4ax.com> in
> > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Tue, 06 May 2008 21:17:23
> > +0200:
> >
> >> Jonathan Herr wrote:
> >>> K. A. Cannon wrote:
> >>>> Dr. Raoul Xemblinosky posted
> >>>>> Wolf 253 wrote:
> >>>>>> K. A. Cannon wrote:
> >>>>>>> Wolf 253 posted
> >>
> >>>>>>> <snip>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Slave T. Wallmart
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> has requested you dumb down your flames in the future.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Oh I think they're dumb enough actually, you should strive for
> >>>>>>>>> the OTHER direction...so that someone of my higher level
> >>>>>>>>> intellect can actually comprehend them. Simply put, I don't
> >>>>>>>>> speak Retardese.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> You speak slavenian.
> >>>>>>>> Heh, getit?
> >>>>>>>> SLAVENIAN!
> >>>>>>>> Cause yer like a slave to your WallMart Masters.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "someone of my higher level intellect" who works at WalMart?
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Moltoon:
> >>>>>>> I am a GENUIS!!
> >>>>>>> I am a GENIUS!!
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> HI! Welcome to WalMart!
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> *****
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> I do suppose all the budding astrophysicists and future rocket
> >>>>>>> scientists work at WalMart.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Einstein worked at MallWart.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Hitler was a greeter at the VallMart in Linz, Austria.
> >>>>
> >>>> Pol Pot was a cashier at the Walmart in Phnom Penh, Cambodia.
> >>
> >> Joe Stalin stocked shelves in Walmart, Moscow.
> >
> > Tojo ran the forklift at the Walmart in Tokyo.
> >
> >>> Oh give me a break.... You guys and your damn cascades... Don't
> >>> you have better things to do with your days?
> >>
> >> Well, *you* don't, do you? You don't have a job, you silly little
> >> homo.
> >
> > Well, He doesn't, does he? Jonny don't have a job at Walmart, They
> > don't hire silly little homo's.
>
> The stupid 'homo' crap you guys post annoyed me at first, (namely becuase I
> knew otherwise and you guys didn't seem to get the clue/understand) but now
> I realize two things, one, you guys are thick as brick walls, and two, its
> become more of something I can laugh at (because of your stupidity) than an
> annoyance.
>

I'm pretty sure MallWart wont hire homos so you can forget about defending them.
FYI

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Re: It's True, Daedalus's Mother Fucks Like A Weasel

Jonathan Herr wrote:
> K. A. Cannon wrote:
>> Dr. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@bungmunch.edu> posted
>> <kgq02412vfhci8jg962jm6u72t1dkidmoe@4ax.com> in alt.flame on Tue, 06
>> May 2008 09:25:02 -0500:
>>
>>> On Tue, 6 May 2008 08:10:23 -0700, Wolf 253 <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 05 May 2008 10:35:45 -0400
>>>> K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Wolf 253 <snuhwolf@netscape.net> posted
>>>>> <20080504085029.728b55da@vector> in alt.flame on Sun, 4 May 2008
>>>>> 08:50:29 -0700:
>>>>>
>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>
>>>>>> Slave T. Wallmart
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> has requested you dumb down your flames in the future.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Oh I think they're dumb enough actually, you should strive for
>>>>>>> the OTHER direction...so that someone of my higher level
>>>>>>> intellect can actually comprehend them. Simply put, I don't
>>>>>>> speak Retardese.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> You speak slavenian.
>>>>>> Heh, getit?
>>>>>> SLAVENIAN!
>>>>>> Cause yer like a slave to your WallMart Masters.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "someone of my higher level intellect" who works at WalMart?
>>>>>
>>>>> Moltoon:
>>>>> I am a GENUIS!!
>>>>> I am a GENIUS!!
>>>>>
>>>>> HI! Welcome to WalMart!
>>>>>
>>>>> *****
>>>>>
>>>>> I do suppose all the budding astrophysicists and future rocket
>>>>> scientists work at WalMart.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Einstein worked at MallWart.
>>>
>>> Hitler was a greeter at the VallMart in Linz, Austria.
>>
>> Pol Pot was a cashier at the Walmart in Phnom Penh, Cambodia.

Mao was a parking lot grocery basket rounder-upper at the Wal-Mart
in Inner Mongolia.

Q.) What do lobsters and the protesters who stood up
to the tanks at Tiananmen Square in '89 have in common?

A.) They're both crustaceans.

--
Scott Campbell


"But when things go wrong,
go wrong with you,
It Hurts Me Too..." - Elmore James

 

Re: It's True, Daedalus's Mother Fucks Like A Weasel

On Tue, 06 May 2008 21:17:23 +0200, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
wrote:

>Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>K. A. Cannon wrote:
>>> Dr. Raoul Xemblinosky posted
>>>>Wolf 253 wrote:
>>>>> K. A. Cannon wrote:
>>>>>> Wolf 253 posted
>
>>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Slave T. Wallmart
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> has requested you dumb down your flames in the future.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Oh I think they're dumb enough actually, you should strive for
>>>>>>>> the OTHER direction...so that someone of my higher level
>>>>>>>> intellect can actually comprehend them. Simply put, I don't
>>>>>>>> speak Retardese.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You speak slavenian.
>>>>>>> Heh, getit?
>>>>>>> SLAVENIAN!
>>>>>>> Cause yer like a slave to your WallMart Masters.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "someone of my higher level intellect" who works at WalMart?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Moltoon:
>>>>>> I am a GENUIS!!
>>>>>> I am a GENIUS!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> HI! Welcome to WalMart!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> *****
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I do suppose all the budding astrophysicists and future rocket
>>>>>> scientists work at WalMart.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Einstein worked at MallWart.
>>>>
>>>> Hitler was a greeter at the VallMart in Linz, Austria.
>>>
>>> Pol Pot was a cashier at the Walmart in Phnom Penh, Cambodia.
>
>Joe Stalin stocked shelves in Walmart, Moscow.
>
>>Oh give me a break.... You guys and your damn cascades... Don't you have
>>better things to do with your days?
>
>Well, *you* don't, do you? You don't have a job, you silly little homo.

Um, homo, the fact that you *DO* have a job, clearly shows how
pathetic you are in that given your LIMITED free time...this is how
you spend it. At least Jonathan has the excuse of an overabundance of
free time, as such he's got time to burn...you, not so much. But
then, yer pretty damn pathetic, so it's not as if you'd be doing
anything constructive otherwise...maybe watching Seinfeld reruns. LOL

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: It's True, Daedalus's Mother Fucks Like A Weasel

On Wed, 7 May 2008 08:19:14 -0700, Wolf 253 <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
wrote:

>On Tue, 6 May 2008 17:35:15 -0500
>"Jonathan Herr" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>
>> K. A. Cannon wrote:
>> > 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> posted
>> > <2mb124db1t1lr9m303jpt4a0pg9ni63joo@4ax.com> in
>> > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Tue, 06 May 2008 21:17:23
>> > +0200:
>> >
>> >> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>> >>> K. A. Cannon wrote:
>> >>>> Dr. Raoul Xemblinosky posted
>> >>>>> Wolf 253 wrote:
>> >>>>>> K. A. Cannon wrote:
>> >>>>>>> Wolf 253 posted
>> >>
>> >>>>>>> <snip>
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> Slave T. Wallmart
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>> has requested you dumb down your flames in the future.
>> >>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>> Oh I think they're dumb enough actually, you should strive for
>> >>>>>>>>> the OTHER direction...so that someone of my higher level
>> >>>>>>>>> intellect can actually comprehend them. Simply put, I don't
>> >>>>>>>>> speak Retardese.
>> >>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> You speak slavenian.
>> >>>>>>>> Heh, getit?
>> >>>>>>>> SLAVENIAN!
>> >>>>>>>> Cause yer like a slave to your WallMart Masters.
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> "someone of my higher level intellect" who works at WalMart?
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> Moltoon:
>> >>>>>>> I am a GENUIS!!
>> >>>>>>> I am a GENIUS!!
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> HI! Welcome to WalMart!
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> *****
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> I do suppose all the budding astrophysicists and future rocket
>> >>>>>>> scientists work at WalMart.
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> Einstein worked at MallWart.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> Hitler was a greeter at the VallMart in Linz, Austria.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Pol Pot was a cashier at the Walmart in Phnom Penh, Cambodia.
>> >>
>> >> Joe Stalin stocked shelves in Walmart, Moscow.
>> >
>> > Tojo ran the forklift at the Walmart in Tokyo.
>> >
>> >>> Oh give me a break.... You guys and your damn cascades... Don't
>> >>> you have better things to do with your days?
>> >>
>> >> Well, *you* don't, do you? You don't have a job, you silly little
>> >> homo.
>> >
>> > Well, He doesn't, does he? Jonny don't have a job at Walmart, They
>> > don't hire silly little homo's.
>>
>> The stupid 'homo' crap you guys post annoyed me at first, (namely becuase I
>> knew otherwise and you guys didn't seem to get the clue/understand) but now
>> I realize two things, one, you guys are thick as brick walls, and two, its
>> become more of something I can laugh at (because of your stupidity) than an
>> annoyance.
>>
>
>I'm pretty sure MallWart wont hire homos so you can forget about defending them.
>FYI

LOL, apparently that's why you and your homo friends keep attacking
Wal*Mart, eh homo? *snicker* Nice auto-flame, do be sure and fuckup
again in the future, it's quite entertaining.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: It's True, Daedalus's Mother Fucks Like A Weasel

On Wed, 07 May 2008 03:47:14 GMT, Rev Turd Fredericks
<turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:

>K. A. Cannon wrote:
>> Dr. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@bungmunch.edu> posted
>> <kgq02412vfhci8jg962jm6u72t1dkidmoe@4ax.com> in alt.flame on Tue, 06
>> May 2008 09:25:02 -0500:
>>
>>> On Tue, 6 May 2008 08:10:23 -0700, Wolf 253 <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 05 May 2008 10:35:45 -0400
>>>> K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Wolf 253 <snuhwolf@netscape.net> posted
>>>>> <20080504085029.728b55da@vector> in alt.flame on Sun, 4 May 2008
>>>>> 08:50:29 -0700:
>>>>>
>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>
>>>>>> Slave T. Wallmart
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> has requested you dumb down your flames in the future.
>>>>>>> Oh I think they're dumb enough actually, you should strive for the
>>>>>>> OTHER direction...so that someone of my higher level intellect can
>>>>>>> actually comprehend them. Simply put, I don't speak Retardese.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> You speak slavenian.
>>>>>> Heh, getit?
>>>>>> SLAVENIAN!
>>>>>> Cause yer like a slave to your WallMart Masters.
>>>>>
>>>>> "someone of my higher level intellect" who works at WalMart?
>>>>>
>>>>> Moltoon:
>>>>> I am a GENUIS!!
>>>>> I am a GENIUS!!
>>>>>
>>>>> HI! Welcome to WalMart!
>>>>>
>>>>> *****
>>>>>
>>>>> I do suppose all the budding astrophysicists and future rocket
>>>>> scientists work at WalMart.
>>>>>
>>>> Einstein worked at MallWart.
>>> Hitler was a greeter at the VallMart in Linz, Austria.
>>
>> Pol Pot was a cashier at the Walmart in Phnom Penh, Cambodia.
>>
>Saddam Hussein worked the snack bar at the Walmart in Baghdad until it
>blew up.

Your mom works on the corner of Wal*Mart...oh wait, does that count?
LOL

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: It's True, Daedalus's Mother Fucks Like A Weasel

On Wed, 07 May 2008 04:17:19 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
wrote:

>On Wed, 07 May 2008 12:58:46 +0900, The 2-Belo
><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>
>>UPI A 7N DA alt.flame, Wed, 07 May 2008 03:47:14 GMT (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE
>>FIRED AT Rev Turd Fredericks'S MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.flame... JT 1234
>>PCS
>>
>>>K. A. Cannon wrote:
>>>> Dr. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@bungmunch.edu> posted
>>>> <kgq02412vfhci8jg962jm6u72t1dkidmoe@4ax.com> in alt.flame on Tue, 06
>>>> May 2008 09:25:02 -0500:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 6 May 2008 08:10:23 -0700, Wolf 253 <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Mon, 05 May 2008 10:35:45 -0400
>>>>>> K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Wolf 253 <snuhwolf@netscape.net> posted
>>>>>>> <20080504085029.728b55da@vector> in alt.flame on Sun, 4 May 2008
>>>>>>> 08:50:29 -0700:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Slave T. Wallmart
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> has requested you dumb down your flames in the future.
>>>>>>>>> Oh I think they're dumb enough actually, you should strive for the
>>>>>>>>> OTHER direction...so that someone of my higher level intellect can
>>>>>>>>> actually comprehend them. Simply put, I don't speak Retardese.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You speak slavenian.
>>>>>>>> Heh, getit?
>>>>>>>> SLAVENIAN!
>>>>>>>> Cause yer like a slave to your WallMart Masters.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "someone of my higher level intellect" who works at WalMart?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Moltoon:
>>>>>>> I am a GENUIS!!
>>>>>>> I am a GENIUS!!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> HI! Welcome to WalMart!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> *****
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I do suppose all the budding astrophysicists and future rocket
>>>>>>> scientists work at WalMart.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Einstein worked at MallWart.
>>>>> Hitler was a greeter at the VallMart in Linz, Austria.
>>>>
>>>> Pol Pot was a cashier at the Walmart in Phnom Penh, Cambodia.
>>>>
>>>Saddam Hussein worked the snack bar at the Walmart in Baghdad until it
>>>blew up.
>>
>>Godzilla's first job was stomping on Wal-Marts until he graduated to destroying
>>larger structures.
>
>my penis once fit in the state of texas.

Those musta been some PRETTY dang good drugs you were on, eh Daevy?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: It's True, Daedalus's Mother Fucks Like A Weasel

On Mon, 05 May 2008 09:15:41 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
wrote:

>>>Matt Molten

>>You know, if you weren't so completely fucking stupid you might
>>actually be able to figure out how to spell my last name correctly.

>Heh. I'm spelling it correctly.

....wow...I really didn't want to have to imagine a level of stupidity
that could actually find something as banal and trite as that to be a
form of entertainment...then again, considering a great weekend for
you consists of sitting out on the porch and watching the 'ol Bug
Zapper in action...yeah, guess I should stop expecting so much from
you, huh?

>>>has requested you dumb down your flames in the future.

>>Oh I think they're dumb enough actually, you should strive for the
>>OTHER direction...so that someone of my higher level intellect can
>>actually comprehend them. Simply put, I don't speak Retardese.

>Yep. Definitely spelling your last name correctly. And I think you
>contributed another exhibit to the case that flames need to be dumbed
>down for you.

Sorry Spittles, but I have absolutely no idea how calling me "molten"
is supposed to be entertaining or amusing in ANY way at all. Perhaps
if I subscribed to the same level of Bug Zapper humor that you find so
entertaining, but alas, my tastes are a ~bit~ more refined than that.
Thank you though for providing yourself as the perfect example of how
you need to stop dumbing your flames down to your level if you want me
to be able to find them effective in any way. Until you can manage to
do that...yeah, you just look like a bunch of fumbling little crotch
goblins shitting all over yourselves in desperate frustration.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

On Wed, 07 May 2008 10:22:22 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>UPI A 7N DA alt.flame, Mon, 05 May 2008 09:10:02 -0800 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE
>FIRED AT Onideus Mad Hatter'S MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.flame... JT 1234
>PCS
>
>>On Mon, 05 May 2008 10:53:48 +0900, The 2-Belo
>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>
>>>UPI A 7N DA alt.flame, Sun, 04 May 2008 10:43:48 -0800 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE
>>>FIRED AT Onideus Mad Hatter'S MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.flame... JT 1234
>>>PCS
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 04 May 2008 14:26:56 +0900, The 2-Belo
>>>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>UPI A 7N DA alt.flame, Sat, 03 May 2008 15:11:18 -0800 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE
>>>>>FIRED AT Onideus Mad Hatter'S MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.flame... JT 1234
>>>>>PCS
>>>>>
>>>>>[...]
>>>>>
>>>>>>But you get that sort of thing anyway pretty much no matter where you
>>>>>>live. There's always at least one or two complete fuckin idiots on
>>>>>>the block who trash up their yard and live like fuckin pigs (usually
>>>>>>the ones that have 3 or 4 unattended children).
>>>>>
>>>>>Not where *I* live, Matthew. All the houses on *my* road are, in fact, quite
>>>>>well tended.
>>>>>
>>>>>You just live in a shithole.
>>>>
>>>>Yeah and this is from the fumbling idiot who can't afford a domain
>>>>that costs less than seven fuckin bucks a year.
>>>
>>>Which is, of course, why I got another one that costs twenty.
>>
>>...wait, wait, wait...you're now trying to claim that you're spending
>>TWENTY dollars a year for a domain?

>...and an expanded hosting plan.

Uh oh, backpedal, LOOK OUT!

That's not what you said, fuckup, you said you were got another one
(domain) that costs TWENTY. At NO POINT were we EVER talking about
hosting. Just admit it man, you got fucked up the ass, tricked like
the newfag you are into paying twenty fucks for a domain that only
costs about $6.99.

>I needed more space. I can assure you I have
>sufficient funds for both. Your point is?

The fact that you've now inadvertently admitted to switching domains
AFTER pulling the link out of yer .sig in an OBVIOUS attempt to try
and hide yer shit.

I'll ask again...why didn't you put it back in yer .sig? Why did you
NEVER mention it afterwards? Why is it that the ONLY reference that
can be found between the domain you posted last week and your "hidden"
one was via now deleted references I was able to dig up via the Way
Back Machine? Yer stupid ass obviously didn't take into account that
much of the Internet is being continuously archived, so no matter how
much effort you put in to try and change domains and remove all
existing references...yeah, guys like me can still find you and we can
still out yer docs.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: It's True, Daedalus's Mother Fucks Like A Weasel

On Wed, 07 May 2008 11:37:54 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Wed, 7 May 2008 08:19:14 -0700, Wolf 253 <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 6 May 2008 17:35:15 -0500
>>"Jonathan Herr" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>
>>> K. A. Cannon wrote:
>>> > 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> posted
>>> > <2mb124db1t1lr9m303jpt4a0pg9ni63joo@4ax.com> in
>>> > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Tue, 06 May 2008 21:17:23
>>> > +0200:
>>> >
>>> >> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>> >>> K. A. Cannon wrote:
>>> >>>> Dr. Raoul Xemblinosky posted
>>> >>>>> Wolf 253 wrote:
>>> >>>>>> K. A. Cannon wrote:
>>> >>>>>>> Wolf 253 posted
>>> >>
>>> >>>>>>> <snip>
>>> >>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>> Slave T. Wallmart
>>> >>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>>> has requested you dumb down your flames in the future.
>>> >>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>> Oh I think they're dumb enough actually, you should strive for
>>> >>>>>>>>> the OTHER direction...so that someone of my higher level
>>> >>>>>>>>> intellect can actually comprehend them. Simply put, I don't
>>> >>>>>>>>> speak Retardese.
>>> >>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>> You speak slavenian.
>>> >>>>>>>> Heh, getit?
>>> >>>>>>>> SLAVENIAN!
>>> >>>>>>>> Cause yer like a slave to your WallMart Masters.
>>> >>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>> "someone of my higher level intellect" who works at WalMart?
>>> >>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>> Moltoon:
>>> >>>>>>> I am a GENUIS!!
>>> >>>>>>> I am a GENIUS!!
>>> >>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>> HI! Welcome to WalMart!
>>> >>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>> *****
>>> >>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>> I do suppose all the budding astrophysicists and future rocket
>>> >>>>>>> scientists work at WalMart.
>>> >>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>
>>> >>>>>> Einstein worked at MallWart.
>>> >>>>>
>>> >>>>> Hitler was a greeter at the VallMart in Linz, Austria.
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>> Pol Pot was a cashier at the Walmart in Phnom Penh, Cambodia.
>>> >>
>>> >> Joe Stalin stocked shelves in Walmart, Moscow.
>>> >
>>> > Tojo ran the forklift at the Walmart in Tokyo.
>>> >
>>> >>> Oh give me a break.... You guys and your damn cascades... Don't
>>> >>> you have better things to do with your days?
>>> >>
>>> >> Well, *you* don't, do you? You don't have a job, you silly little
>>> >> homo.
>>> >
>>> > Well, He doesn't, does he? Jonny don't have a job at Walmart, They
>>> > don't hire silly little homo's.
>>>
>>> The stupid 'homo' crap you guys post annoyed me at first, (namely becuase I
>>> knew otherwise and you guys didn't seem to get the clue/understand) but now
>>> I realize two things, one, you guys are thick as brick walls, and two, its
>>> become more of something I can laugh at (because of your stupidity) than an
>>> annoyance.
>>>
>>
>>I'm pretty sure MallWart wont hire homos so you can forget about defending them.
>>FYI
>
>LOL, apparently that's why you and your homo friends keep attacking
>Wal*Mart, eh homo? *snicker* Nice auto-flame, do be sure and fuckup
>again in the future, it's quite entertaining.

You aren't going to realize what got you calling everyone a homo, are
you?

Jade

 

Re: It's True, Daedalus's Mother Fucks Like A Weasel

On Wed, 07 May 2008 11:46:12 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Mon, 05 May 2008 09:15:41 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>wrote:
>
>>>>Matt Molten
>
>>>You know, if you weren't so completely fucking stupid you might
>>>actually be able to figure out how to spell my last name correctly.
>
>>Heh. I'm spelling it correctly.
>
>...wow...I really didn't want to have to imagine a level of stupidity
>that could actually find something as banal and trite as that to be a
>form of entertainment...

And yet you went ahead and imagined it. Maybe one day you'll discover
that self control you long for.

>then again, considering a great weekend for
>you consists of sitting out on the porch and watching the 'ol Bug
>Zapper in action...yeah, guess I should stop expecting so much from
>you, huh?

Who uses a bug zapper these days? Do you live in the swamp?

>
>>>>has requested you dumb down your flames in the future.
>
>>>Oh I think they're dumb enough actually, you should strive for the
>>>OTHER direction...so that someone of my higher level intellect can
>>>actually comprehend them. Simply put, I don't speak Retardese.
>
>>Yep. Definitely spelling your last name correctly. And I think you
>>contributed another exhibit to the case that flames need to be dumbed
>>down for you.
>
>Sorry Spittles, but I have absolutely no idea how calling me "molten"
>is supposed to be entertaining or amusing in ANY way at all.

It isn't yet, but it will be. You don't have to worry your ugly little
head about it, Tommy two way.

> Perhaps
>if I subscribed to the same level of Bug Zapper humor that you find so
>entertaining, but alas, my tastes are a ~bit~ more refined than that.
>Thank you though for providing yourself as the perfect example of how
>you need to stop dumbing your flames down to your level if you want me
>to be able to find them effective in any way. Until you can manage to
>do that...yeah, you just look like a bunch of fumbling little crotch
>goblins shitting all over yourselves in desperate frustration.

No matter how you dress it up, IKYABWAI is still IKYABWAI, tard.

But I hope you had a fun creative time writing it.

Jade

>
> --
>
>Onideus Mad Hatter
>mhm ? x ?
>http://www.backwater-productions.net
>http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
>Hatter Quotes
>-------------
>"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
>
>"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
>best."
>
>"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
>with it."
>
>"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
>"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>
>"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
>"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
>bad."
>
>"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
>
>"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
>"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
>of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
>"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
>that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
>of its relevancy."
>
>"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
>creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
>"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
>"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
>they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
>givin em out for free."
>
>"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
>So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
>to their merry little mess."
>
>"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
>horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
>their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
>sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
>images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>
>"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
>properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
>"Those who record history are those who control history."
>
>"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
>endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
>don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
>"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
>tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
>"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
>function?"
>
>"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
>Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
>indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
>"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
>gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

On Mon, 05 May 2008 19:35:38 -0700, Temporal Voyager Aratzio
<a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, in a desperate attempt to change the
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk timestream, said:

>On Mon, 05 May 2008 21:56:47 +0100, in the land of
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
><timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>The evidence was on news servers worldwide.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>What is the name, Dimmy? Go ahead, you can post it,
>>>>>
>>>>>No Dimmy, you must type the nym you claim, no weaselling allowed,
>>>>>cupcake, you made the claim, post who you believe is your supporter.
>>>>>
>>>>>Don't be nervous Dimmy, you of course know, as you claimed, the poster
>>>>>was *independent*, right? No problem there, right? You are fully
>>>>>confident that your claims can be supported by facts, right?
>>>>
>>>>You appear to be more than a tad confused, idiot. Thread "POLL: Did
>>>>Aratzio just get Spanked?" is where we're discussing that. This thread
>>>>is about the reposting of your spanking and your subsequent denial of
>>>>being spanked, then cowering away from various questions.

>Poor Dimmy, hooked and left on the beach like so much rotting seaweed.

At least seaweed has a use, which is more than we can say for Dimmy.


--
Lorrill Buyens
MHM: 9x1; Smeeter: #21; WSD: #3; Gutter Chix0r: #19
Alcatroll Labs; Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll Division

"dsysm, its sooooo smooth and clesr."
- Dave Hillstrom's ringing endorsement of mead, in
aav3f

 

Re: It's True, Daedalus's Mother Fucks Like A Weasel

On Tue, 06 May 2008 16:17:42 -0400, Temporal Voyager K. A. Cannon
<kcannon@insurgent.orgy>, in a desperate attempt to change the
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk timestream, said:

>'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> posted
><2mb124db1t1lr9m303jpt4a0pg9ni63joo@4ax.com> in
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Tue, 06 May 2008 21:17:23
>+0200:
>
>>Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>K. A. Cannon wrote:
>>>> Dr. Raoul Xemblinosky posted
>>>>>Wolf 253 wrote:
>>>>>> K. A. Cannon wrote:
>>>>>>> Wolf 253 posted
>>
>>>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Slave T. Wallmart
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> has requested you dumb down your flames in the future.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Oh I think they're dumb enough actually, you should strive for
>>>>>>>>> the OTHER direction...so that someone of my higher level
>>>>>>>>> intellect can actually comprehend them. Simply put, I don't
>>>>>>>>> speak Retardese.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You speak slavenian.
>>>>>>>> Heh, getit?
>>>>>>>> SLAVENIAN!
>>>>>>>> Cause yer like a slave to your WallMart Masters.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "someone of my higher level intellect" who works at WalMart?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Moltoon:
>>>>>>> I am a GENUIS!!
>>>>>>> I am a GENIUS!!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> HI! Welcome to WalMart!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> *****
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I do suppose all the budding astrophysicists and future rocket
>>>>>>> scientists work at WalMart.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Einstein worked at MallWart.
>>>>>
>>>>> Hitler was a greeter at the VallMart in Linz, Austria.
>>>>
>>>> Pol Pot was a cashier at the Walmart in Phnom Penh, Cambodia.
>>
>>Joe Stalin stocked shelves in Walmart, Moscow.
>
>Tojo ran the forklift at the Walmart in Tokyo.

Juan and Eva Peron mopped floors at the Walmart in Buenos Aires.

>>>Oh give me a break.... You guys and your damn cascades... Don't you have
>>>better things to do with your days?
>>
>>Well, *you* don't, do you? You don't have a job, you silly little homo.
>
>Well, He doesn't, does he? Jonny don't have a job at Walmart, They
>don't hire silly little homo's.

Nope, Jonny definitely doesn't have a job at Walmart. Like they'd hire silly
little homo's.


--
Lorrill Buyens
MHM: 9x1; Smeeter: #21; WSD: #3; Gutter Chix0r: #19
Alcatroll Labs; Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll Division

"dsysm, its sooooo smooth and clesr."
- Dave Hillstrom's ringing endorsement of mead, in
aav3f

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

UPI A 7N DA alt.flame, Wed, 07 May 2008 12:38:56 -0800 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE
FIRED AT Onideus Mad Hatter'S MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.flame... JT 1234
PCS

[...]

>>>>>>>live. There's always at least one or two complete fuckin idiots on
>>>>>>>the block who trash up their yard and live like fuckin pigs (usually
>>>>>>>the ones that have 3 or 4 unattended children).
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Not where *I* live, Matthew. All the houses on *my* road are, in fact, quite
>>>>>>well tended.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You just live in a shithole.
>>>>>
>>>>>Yeah and this is from the fumbling idiot who can't afford a domain
>>>>>that costs less than seven fuckin bucks a year.
>>>>
>>>>Which is, of course, why I got another one that costs twenty.
>>>
>>>...wait, wait, wait...you're now trying to claim that you're spending
>>>TWENTY dollars a year for a domain?
>
>>...and an expanded hosting plan.
>
>Uh oh, backpedal, LOOK OUT!
>
>That's not what you said, fuckup, you said you were got another one
>(domain) that costs TWENTY. At NO POINT were we EVER talking about
>hosting.

You didn't ask.

>Just admit it man, you got fucked up the ass, tricked like
>the newfag you are into paying twenty fucks for a domain that only
>costs about $6.99.

The hosting service also allows domain registration.

How long are you going to keep bouncing off the window like a moth, Ludbunski? I
haven't got all day here.

>>I needed more space. I can assure you I have
>>sufficient funds for both. Your point is?
>
>The fact that you've now inadvertently admitted to switching domains
>AFTER pulling the link out of yer .sig in an OBVIOUS attempt to try
>and hide yer shit.

You're certainly welcome to think you had anything to do with it, Matthew.

>I'll ask again...why didn't you put it back in yer .sig?

I'll answer again: Because I didn't feel like it.

>Why did you NEVER mention it afterwards?

Because there is no law on the books that dictates I must report to all
nitpicking fuckheads on alt.flame whenever I change my .sig... least of all you.

>Why is it that the ONLY reference that
>can be found between the domain you posted last week and your "hidden"
>one was via now deleted references I was able to dig up via the Way
>Back Machine?

You are one *obsessed* little shitstain.

>Yer stupid ass obviously didn't take into account that
>much of the Internet is being continuously archived, so no matter how
>much effort you put in to try and change domains and remove all
>existing references...yeah, guys like me can still find you and we can
>still out yer docs.

You fail (EPIC) to grasp the concept that I never cared about what "docs" you
"out", and never will.

But hell, since you're such the internet sleuth, Ludbunski, why not go ahead and
"out my docs" again? I'm sure you have nothing better to do with your valuable
time. The store shelves all stocked and ready to go? Linoleum all waxed?
Trans-Am's tires rotated? Great! Have at that Wayback Machine with a vengeance!
Arm the WHOIS! Engage webcrawlers! Launch all sniffers! Full speed ahead! OH
LOOK THERE'S HIS WIFE AND HIS NIECE AGAIN OH GOD FAPFAPFPAPFAPFPAFAPPITYFAPPITY
HE'S SURROUNDED BY JAPANEZE GRLZ OH JESUS ALMIGHTY HIS HOUSE AND HIS CAT AND HIS
DOG AND HIS CAR OH IT'S TIME TO PRINT OUT ALL HIS DOCS AND ROLL AROUND ON THE
FLOOR NAKED AMONGST THEM!!!!!!!!????????????"#$%"#$`{%+#${`%+'${%`&+t${`y+'[7@


What a no-life little shitball.


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."

-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

On Wed, 07 May 2008 17:25:51 -0700, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Lorrill Buyens
<buyensl@interlacken.com> got double secret probation for writing:

>On Mon, 05 May 2008 19:35:38 -0700, Temporal Voyager Aratzio
><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, in a desperate attempt to change the
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk timestream, said:
>
>>On Mon, 05 May 2008 21:56:47 +0100, in the land of
>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
>><timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>The evidence was on news servers worldwide.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>What is the name, Dimmy? Go ahead, you can post it,
>>>>>>
>>>>>>No Dimmy, you must type the nym you claim, no weaselling allowed,
>>>>>>cupcake, you made the claim, post who you believe is your supporter.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Don't be nervous Dimmy, you of course know, as you claimed, the poster
>>>>>>was *independent*, right? No problem there, right? You are fully
>>>>>>confident that your claims can be supported by facts, right?
>>>>>
>>>>>You appear to be more than a tad confused, idiot. Thread "POLL: Did
>>>>>Aratzio just get Spanked?" is where we're discussing that. This thread
>>>>>is about the reposting of your spanking and your subsequent denial of
>>>>>being spanked, then cowering away from various questions.
>
>>Poor Dimmy, hooked and left on the beach like so much rotting seaweed.
>
>At least seaweed has a use, which is more than we can say for Dimmy.

Rotting seaweed would smell better too.


--

A Number 1, Grade A, Prime USDA 'Ratz
Accept No Substitute

 

Re: It's True, Daedalus's Mother Fucks Like A Weasel

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

> Simply put, I don't speak Retardese.

Because it's a little too complex for you, Matty.

 

Re: It's True, Daedalus's Mother Fucks Like A Weasel

On Wed, 07 May 2008 21:06:17 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>> Simply put, I don't speak Retardese.
>
>Because it's a little too complex for you, Matty.

Only in that I would have to invent some type of device to dumb myself
down to your level...I mean I could always do what your mother did to
you, but where am I gonna get a sledgehammer at this hour? Plus, I'd
rather not have it be a permanent change. Of course, beyond that,
what would be the point anyway? It's not as if you even have anything
to say.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: It's True, Daedalus's Mother Fucks Like A Weasel

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Wed, 07 May 2008 21:06:17 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
>wrote:
>
>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>> Simply put, I don't speak Retardese.
>>
>>Because it's a little too complex for you, Matty.
>
>Only in that I would have to invent some type of device to dumb myself
>down to your level...I mean I could always do what your mother did to
>you, but where am I gonna get a sledgehammer at this hour? Plus, I'd
>rather not have it be a permanent change. Of course, beyond that,
>what would be the point anyway? It's not as if you even have anything
>to say.

Blah, blah, blah. You're trying way too hard, as usual.

 

Re: It's True, Daedalus's Mother Fucks Like A Weasel

On Thu, 08 May 2008 07:16:05 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 07 May 2008 21:06:17 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Simply put, I don't speak Retardese.
>>>
>>>Because it's a little too complex for you, Matty.
>>
>>Only in that I would have to invent some type of device to dumb myself
>>down to your level...I mean I could always do what your mother did to
>>you, but where am I gonna get a sledgehammer at this hour? Plus, I'd
>>rather not have it be a permanent change. Of course, beyond that,
>>what would be the point anyway? It's not as if you even have anything
>>to say.
>
>Blah, blah, blah. You're trying way too hard, as usual.

Jesus. Still going on with the "dumbing down" theme. Give the guy a
good idea and he grinds it to a nub.

Jade

 

Re: It's True, Daedalus's Mother Fucks Like A Weasel

On Wed, 07 May 2008 11:37:54 -0800
Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

> On Wed, 7 May 2008 08:19:14 -0700, Wolf 253 <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> wrote:
>
> >On Tue, 6 May 2008 17:35:15 -0500
> >"Jonathan Herr" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
> >
> >> K. A. Cannon wrote:
> >> > 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> posted
> >> > <2mb124db1t1lr9m303jpt4a0pg9ni63joo@4ax.com> in
> >> > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Tue, 06 May 2008 21:17:23
> >> > +0200:
> >> >
> >> >> Jonathan Herr wrote:
> >> >>> K. A. Cannon wrote:
> >> >>>> Dr. Raoul Xemblinosky posted
> >> >>>>> Wolf 253 wrote:
> >> >>>>>> K. A. Cannon wrote:
> >> >>>>>>> Wolf 253 posted
> >> >>
> >> >>>>>>> <snip>
> >> >>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>> Slave T. Wallmart
> >> >>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>> has requested you dumb down your flames in the future.
> >> >>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>> Oh I think they're dumb enough actually, you should strive for
> >> >>>>>>>>> the OTHER direction...so that someone of my higher level
> >> >>>>>>>>> intellect can actually comprehend them. Simply put, I don't
> >> >>>>>>>>> speak Retardese.
> >> >>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>> You speak slavenian.
> >> >>>>>>>> Heh, getit?
> >> >>>>>>>> SLAVENIAN!
> >> >>>>>>>> Cause yer like a slave to your WallMart Masters.
> >> >>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>> "someone of my higher level intellect" who works at WalMart?
> >> >>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>> Moltoon:
> >> >>>>>>> I am a GENUIS!!
> >> >>>>>>> I am a GENIUS!!
> >> >>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>> HI! Welcome to WalMart!
> >> >>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>> *****
> >> >>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>> I do suppose all the budding astrophysicists and future rocket
> >> >>>>>>> scientists work at WalMart.
> >> >>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>
> >> >>>>>> Einstein worked at MallWart.
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>> Hitler was a greeter at the VallMart in Linz, Austria.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Pol Pot was a cashier at the Walmart in Phnom Penh, Cambodia.
> >> >>
> >> >> Joe Stalin stocked shelves in Walmart, Moscow.
> >> >
> >> > Tojo ran the forklift at the Walmart in Tokyo.
> >> >
> >> >>> Oh give me a break.... You guys and your damn cascades... Don't
> >> >>> you have better things to do with your days?
> >> >>
> >> >> Well, *you* don't, do you? You don't have a job, you silly little
> >> >> homo.
> >> >
> >> > Well, He doesn't, does he? Jonny don't have a job at Walmart, They
> >> > don't hire silly little homo's.
> >>
> >> The stupid 'homo' crap you guys post annoyed me at first, (namely becuase I
> >> knew otherwise and you guys didn't seem to get the clue/understand) but now
> >> I realize two things, one, you guys are thick as brick walls, and two, its
> >> become more of something I can laugh at (because of your stupidity) than an
> >> annoyance.
> >>
> >
> >I'm pretty sure MallWart wont hire homos so you can forget about defending them.
> >FYI
>
> LOL, apparently that's why you and your homo friends keep attacking
> Wal*Mart, eh homo? *snicker* Nice auto-flame, do be sure and fuckup
> again in the future, it's quite entertaining.
>

Nice reacharound. Glad to see you've finally found somwon compatible, maddie

--
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