A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

I'm afraid Alexa gave away a little something-something that I was
able to find...oh, look at this:
http://www.godhatesjanks.org/intro.htm

Everything you ever wanted to know about lil Jeffy!

http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/protagonist.jpg

....a rather plain looking cracker ass white boi.

http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/miyuki.jpg

....his wife's pretty fuckable though. I'd tap that ass in a
heartbeat!

http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/maria.jpg

....and oh look, lil Jeffy has even found the time to spawn!

I hope you didn't want all this to remain uh...personal, Jeffy. ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk... We're under attack:

>I'm afraid Alexa gave away a little something-something that I was
>able to find...oh, look at this:
>http://www.godhatesjanks.org/intro.htm
>
>Everything you ever wanted to know about lil Jeffy!
>
>http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/protagonist.jpg
>
>...a rather plain looking cracker ass white boi.
>
>http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/miyuki.jpg
>
>...his wife's pretty fuckable though. I'd tap that ass in a
>heartbeat!
>
>http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/maria.jpg
>
>...and oh look, lil Jeffy has even found the time to spawn!

She's my niece, you pissant, not my daughter.

>I hope you didn't want all this to remain uh...personal, Jeffy. ^_^

I commend you for your exceptional internet sleuthing abilities, Ludbunski. Now
why was I supposed to be intimidated by this? I forgot.


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."

-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>

 

On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:18:46 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk... We're under attack:
>
>>I'm afraid Alexa gave away a little something-something that I was
>>able to find...oh, look at this:
>>http://www.godhatesjanks.org/intro.htm
>>
>>Everything you ever wanted to know about lil Jeffy!
>>
>>http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/protagonist.jpg
>>
>>...a rather plain looking cracker ass white boi.
>>
>>http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/miyuki.jpg
>>
>>...his wife's pretty fuckable though. I'd tap that ass in a
>>heartbeat!
>>
>>http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/maria.jpg
>>
>>...and oh look, lil Jeffy has even found the time to spawn!

>She's my niece, you pissant, not my daughter.

Oh I see, so yer still a virgin, eh? Well, don't worry, I'm sure
eventually your wifey will open up her crotch space to ya.

>>I hope you didn't want all this to remain uh...personal, Jeffy. ^_^

>I commend you for your exceptional internet sleuthing abilities,

....oh trust me, it didn't take much effort.

>Ludbunski.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ludbunski

LOL

>Now why was I supposed to be intimidated by this? I forgot.

Fuck if I care man, I posted it for teh lulz, not to intimidate you.
Of course, I can't necesarily gaurentee that I won't at some point
have a bit of fun with yer photographs...and by that I of course mean
my fun lil photomanipulations:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Poofter_Gay_Pride.png

^__^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
alt.flame... We're under attack:

[...]

>>>...and oh look, lil Jeffy has even found the time to spawn!
>
>>She's my niece, you pissant, not my daughter.
>
>Oh I see

Perhaps you should actually read the site first...

>so yer still a virgin

....before you post sophomoric things like this.

>>I commend you for your exceptional internet sleuthing abilities,
>
>...oh trust me, it didn't take much effort.

I know it didn't. My site's been up for years. The URL was in my .sig for all to
see until fairly recently. Any bonehead can run a WHOIS. You're not capable of
doing anything requiring effort.

>>Now why was I supposed to be intimidated by this? I forgot.
>
>Fuck if I care man, I posted it for teh lulz, not to intimidate you.
>Of course, I can't necesarily gaurentee that I won't at some point
>have a bit of fun with yer photographs...and by that I of course mean
>my fun lil photomanipulations:
>http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Poofter_Gay_Pride.png

So here is Mr. Moulton's "creativity" at which I should tremble in fear: A
photoshopping of some guy sucking on a dick. A ninth-grade approach to an
eighth-grade idea. And you feel the need to add a flippin' DISCLAIMER to it, for
crying out loud.

"Teh lulz", indeed.


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."

-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>

 

A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:49:30 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> I'm afraid Alexa gave away a little something-something that I was
> able to find...oh, look at this:
> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/intro.htm
>
> Everything you ever wanted to know about lil Jeffy!

Nice house, nice ride, doesn't live in a dump and drive junk like you
Diaper Boi.

> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/protagonist.jpg
>
> ...a rather plain looking cracker ass white boi.

A rather handsome kid. Not grossly obese like you nor does he have a
Cock-Eye. Little wonder he has the hottie wife.

> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/miyuki.jpg
>
> ...his wife's pretty fuckable though. I'd tap that ass in a
> heartbeat!

Yes but she wouldn't tap your fat ass would she. But I'm sure he won't
mind you dreaming about it I know I wouldn't

> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/maria.jpg
>
> ...and oh look, lil Jeffy has even found the time to spawn!
>
> I hope you didn't want all this to remain uh...personal, Jeffy. ^_^

Yes that's why we put stuff up on teh webs, to remain uh...personal.

heh

--
#1 Offishul Ruiner of Usenet, March 2007
#1 Usenet Asshole, March 2007
#10 Most hated Usenetizen of all time
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004
COOSN-266-06-25794

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:54:11 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
wrote:

>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:49:30 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>
>> I'm afraid Alexa gave away a little something-something that I was
>> able to find...oh, look at this:
>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/intro.htm
>>
>> Everything you ever wanted to know about lil Jeffy!
>
>Nice house, nice ride, doesn't live in a dump and drive junk like you
>Diaper Boi.
>
>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/protagonist.jpg
>>
>> ...a rather plain looking cracker ass white boi.
>
>A rather handsome kid. Not grossly obese like you nor does he have a
>Cock-Eye. Little wonder he has the hottie wife.

Not a "cock-eye." "Eye for cock" is more like it.



>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/miyuki.jpg
>>
>> ...his wife's pretty fuckable though. I'd tap that ass in a
>> heartbeat!
>
>Yes but she wouldn't tap your fat ass would she. But I'm sure he won't
>mind you dreaming about it I know I wouldn't
>
>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/maria.jpg
>>
>> ...and oh look, lil Jeffy has even found the time to spawn!
>>
>> I hope you didn't want all this to remain uh...personal, Jeffy. ^_^
>
>Yes that's why we put stuff up on teh webs, to remain uh...personal.
>
>heh

---
This is the .sig file of His AssHoliness, Raoul Xemblinosky mhm 15x12
http://www.experiencefestival.com/raoul_xemblinosky
http://memweb.newsguy.com/~shpxurnq

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:25:04 -0500, Dr. Raoul Xemblinosky
<raoulx@bungmunch.edu> wrote:

>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:54:11 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:49:30 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>
>>> I'm afraid Alexa gave away a little something-something that I was
>>> able to find...oh, look at this:
>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/intro.htm
>>>
>>> Everything you ever wanted to know about lil Jeffy!
>>
>>Nice house, nice ride, doesn't live in a dump and drive junk like you
>>Diaper Boi.
>>
>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/protagonist.jpg
>>>
>>> ...a rather plain looking cracker ass white boi.
>>
>>A rather handsome kid. Not grossly obese like you nor does he have a
>>Cock-Eye. Little wonder he has the hottie wife.
>
>Not a "cock-eye." "Eye for cock" is more like it.

You know...I didn't believe that, that lame could have possibly been
made any more lame than it already was...but you sir, you just proved
me wrong. *nods*

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:54:11 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
wrote:

>> I'm afraid Alexa gave away a little something-something that I was
>> able to find...oh, look at this:
>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/intro.htm

>> Everything you ever wanted to know about lil Jeffy!

>Nice house,

Because you can see so much of it on there!

>nice ride,

LOL, that's debatable.

>doesn't live in a dump and drive junk like me, Diaper Plow.

I fixed yer projection.

>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/protagonist.jpg
>>
>> ...a rather plain looking cracker ass white boi.

>A rather handsome kid.

*snicker*

If homely lookin is handsome I'd hate to see yer idea of
beautiful...probably somethin like...Ugly Betty.

>Not grossly obese

How do you know he isn't grossly obese? Or did you miss that article
on Special ED?

Here ya go, Pampers, have a link:
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Fat_girl_angle_shot

Now see if you can't learn yer stupid ass something about photography.

>like me

Fixed it again.

>nor does he have

You know the more you talk about Bitch-tits the more it sounds like
you're trying to defend your boyfriend or something. LOL, I mean,
what, you don't think he can defend himself so you gotta all jump in
and start bein his lil personal cheerleader 'n shit? Or were you just
feeling jealous cause that mean 'ol Mad Hatter wasn't sharing the
bitch slaps he was giving Bitch-tits?

>a Cock-Eye.

Every time one of you lame fucks posts that...I think of this:

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/AHM_Retards.gif

....just a lil FYI for ya, it's not exactly an effective form of attack
when every time you use it I picture you as a slobbering fuckin
trainable.

>Little wonder he has the hottie wife.

Uh huh...

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Japanese_Girlfriend.gif

*nods*

>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/miyuki.jpg
>>
>> ...his wife's pretty fuckable though. I'd tap that ass in a
>> heartbeat!

>Yes but she wouldn't tap your fat ass would she.

Hell that bitch would probably wanna have a three-way with me and
Angelina Jolie...she looks like the kinky type. She'd probably want
to do it all tied up with leather restraints whilst being whipped with
every thrust of my cock into her sweet lil pussy.

Mmmm...I wonder how that makes Bitch-tits feel...knowing that I'm
wanking it off over his wifey. LULZ!

>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/maria.jpg
>>
>> ...and oh look, lil Jeffy has even found the time to spawn!
>>
>> I hope you didn't want all this to remain uh...personal, Jeffy. ^_^

>Yes that's why we put stuff up on teh webs, to remain uh...personal.
>
>heh

As fuckin stupid as most people like yourself are it's no surprise.
You don't really think about the consequences of yer actions until
some horrible evul fucking asshole like me comes along and makes
pastie art of your niece in a bukake session.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:01:56 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:


> *nods*

Whatcha doin' cock-eye? Trying to read the monitor straight on?

Jade

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:28:53 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
wrote:

>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:01:56 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>
>> *nods*
>
>Whatcha do<COCK SLAP>

My, my, EVERYONE wants to suck my cock today! Seriously, what is up
with that?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:33:53 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:28:53 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:01:56 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>
>>> *nods*
>>
>>Whatcha do<COCK SLAP>
>
>My, my, EVERYONE wants to suck my cock today! Seriously, what is up
>with that?
>

Heh. Sure ya have a cock, Matt. Sure ya do.

Jade

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:51:55 -0400, Daedalus wrote:

> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:33:53 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:28:53 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:01:56 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>> *nods*
>>>
>>>Whatcha do<COCK SLAP>
>>
>>My, my, EVERYONE wants to suck my cock today! Seriously, what is up
>>with that?
>>
>
> Heh. Sure ya have a cock, Matt. Sure ya do.
>

Good ol' Cock-Eye --> 0_o has to make believe everyone is sucking his cock
for obvious reasons.

heh

--
#1 Offishul Ruiner of Usenet, March 2007
#1 Usenet Asshole, March 2007
#10 Most hated Usenetizen of all time
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004
COOSN-266-06-25794

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Cock-Eye 0_o

On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:21:09 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:54:11 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
> wrote:
>
>>> I'm afraid Alexa gave away a little something-something that I was
>>> able to find...oh, look at this:
>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/intro.htm
>
>>> Everything you ever wanted to know about lil Jeffy!
>
>>Nice house,
>
> B[SLAP]

GFY, Cock-Eye 0_o.

heh

--
#1 Offishul Ruiner of Usenet, March 2007
#1 Usenet Asshole, March 2007
#10 Most hated Usenetizen of all time
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004
COOSN-266-06-25794

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Cock-Eye 0_o

On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:34:46 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
wrote:

>G<COCK SLAP>

It's kind of sad that nearly every last one of you morons got reduced
to sucking my cock so quickly...tsch, tsch, tsch...yer bitches are WAY
too easy. ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:33:04 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
wrote:

>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:51:55 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:33:53 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:28:53 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:01:56 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> *nods*
>>>>
>>>>Whatcha do<COCK SLAP>
>>>
>>>My, my, EVERYONE wants to suck my cock today! Seriously, what is up
>>>with that?
>>>
>>
>> Heh. Sure ya have a cock, Matt. Sure ya do.
>>
>
>Good ol' Cock-Eye --> 0_o has to make believe everyone is sucking his cock
>for obvious reasons.
>
>heh

Wow, check the slurp action between these two. Let's see some more
circle jerking between you two ugly bitches.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
alt.flame... We're under attack:

>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:54:11 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>wrote:
>
>>> I'm afraid Alexa gave away a little something-something that I was
>>> able to find...oh, look at this:
>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/intro.htm
>
>>> Everything you ever wanted to know about lil Jeffy!
>
>>Nice house,
>
>Because you can see so much of it on there!

Well, I don't have any linoleum in *my* house, that's for sure.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/51/136899512_911ddaa5e2_o.jpg

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1054/525953967_0bc75ff20b_o.jpg

>>nice ride,
>
>LOL, that's debatable.

The site hasn't been updated in quite a long time; the station wagon on the site
has long since been replaced by the Harrier. My "beater", remember?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/173/387952121_b9b7742d66_o.jpg

[...]

>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/protagonist.jpg
>>>
>>> ...a rather plain looking cracker ass white boi.
>
>>A rather handsome kid.

[to M.P.] I'm ten years older than Ludbunski here. He's the one infusing all his
posts with "cl00s" and "protips" and "lulz".

>*snicker*
>
>If homely lookin is handsome I'd hate to see yer idea of
>beautiful...probably somethin like...Ugly Betty.

*sound of deflating balloon*

>>Not grossly obese
>
>How do you know he isn't grossly obese?

95kg, which is a little more than I'd like, but not exactly a blubberball,
either.

[...]

>Mmmm...I wonder how that makes Bitch-tits feel...knowing that I'm
>wanking it off over his wifey. LULZ!

Since you can't get it any *other* way, Matthew, I figure I'm doing you a favor.
You're welcome.

[...]

>You don't really think about the consequences of yer actions until
>some horrible evul fucking asshole like me comes along and makes
>pastie art of your niece in a bukake session.

I'm sure the whole entire internet will be congratulating you, Matthew.


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."

-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:32:29 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>Nice house,

>>Because you can see so much of it on there!

>Well, I don't have any linoleum in *my* house, that's for sure.
>
>http://farm1.static.flickr.com/51/136899512_911ddaa5e2_o.jpg
>
>http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1054/525953967_0bc75ff20b_o.jpg

Well it's a hell of a lot nicer than Mingtard's place...and I bet you
didn't have to pay two MILLION dollars for it either.

>The site hasn't been updated in quite a long time; the station wagon on the site
>has long since been replaced by the Harrier. My "beater", remember?
>
>http://farm1.static.flickr.com/173/387952121_b9b7742d66_o.jpg

....no, I don't "remember" actually, what the fuck are you babbling
about? Try and keep in mind that you aren't of enough consequence for
me to even bother remembering more than the last five or six posts
you've made.

>>>Not grossly obese

>>How do you know he isn't grossly obese?

>95kg, which is a little more than I'd like, but not exactly a blubberball,
>either.

I'm sure somebody cares.

>>Mmmm...I wonder how that makes Bitch-tits feel...knowing that I'm
>>wanking it off over his wifey. LULZ!

>Since you can't get it any *other* way, Matthew, I figure I'm doing you a favor.
>You're welcome.

Oh so you're into "swapping", eh? Doing other guys a "favor" by
lending her out. LOL, you truly are the epitome of nya:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Japanese_Girlfriend.gif

When she sleeps around with other guys that's really just you "doing
them a favor", huh? *snicker*

>>You don't really think about the consequences of yer actions until
>>some horrible evul fucking asshole like me comes along and makes
>>pastie art of your niece in a bukake session.

>I'm sure the whole entire internet will be congratulating you, Matthew.

Probably just the people who hang out on 4 chan actually. I do think
it's an effective way of educating people to think twice about what
they openly share online though. Basically, don't ever post anything
unless you are FULLY expecting that it WILL be used in such a horrid
manner. If you can live with that, go ahead and put 'em up...if
not...don't.

Generally speaking I think you should try and AVOID posting pictures
of OTHER people, especially children, in that you're not really giving
them a choice as to whether THEY want their photos plastered across
the grid...and simply put, until they're an adult they aren't capable
of making such a decision with their best intentions in mind.

That's actually something that really bugs me about "child models" aka
legal whack off material for pedophiles. There ought to be a law
restricting the sale and propagation of the images UNTIL the child has
reached 18 years of age and THEN at that point they can make the
decision as to whether or not they want their childhood pictures
plastered all over the grid and sold as whack off material to pervs.
Current child "modeling" companies essentially work by tricking
children into believing that they're a real model, getting them to
essentially role play for the camera, completely unaware of the
perverted nature of what the pictures are being used for.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:32:29 +0900, The 2-Belo wrote:

> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
> that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
> alt.flame... We're under attack:
>
>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:54:11 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>> I'm afraid Alexa gave away a little something-something that I was
>>>> able to find...oh, look at this:
>>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/intro.htm
>>
>>>> Everything you ever wanted to know about lil Jeffy!
>>
>>>Nice house,
>>
>>Because you can see so much of it on there!
>
> Well, I don't have any linoleum in *my* house, that's for sure.
>
> http://farm1.static.flickr.com/51/136899512_911ddaa5e2_o.jpg
>
> http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1054/525953967_0bc75ff20b_o.jpg
>
>>>nice ride,
>>
>>LOL, that's debatable.
>
> The site hasn't been updated in quite a long time; the station wagon on the site
> has long since been replaced by the Harrier. My "beater", remember?
>
> http://farm1.static.flickr.com/173/387952121_b9b7742d66_o.jpg
>
> [...]
>
>>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/protagonist.jpg
>>>>
>>>> ...a rather plain looking cracker ass white boi.
>>
>>>A rather handsome kid.
>
> [to M.P.] I'm ten years older than Ludbunski here. He's the one infusing all his
> posts with "cl00s" and "protips" and "lulz".

He's a cock-eyed, obese, in need of dental work nobody working for
pauper's wages who likes to go real life when he gets his rotund ass
handed to him in a flame war. He knows it, most everyone else knows it. I
usually ignore his shit except on occasion when I'm bored.


--
#1 Offishul Ruiner of Usenet, March 2007
#1 Usenet Asshole, March 2007
#10 Most hated Usenetizen of all time
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004
COOSN-266-06-25794

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow

On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:48:43 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
wrote:

>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:32:29 +0900, The 2-Belo wrote:
>
>> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>> that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
>> alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>
>>>On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:54:11 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>> I'm afraid Alexa gave away a little something-something that I was
>>>>> able to find...oh, look at this:
>>>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/intro.htm
>>>
>>>>> Everything you ever wanted to know about lil Jeffy!
>>>
>>>>Nice house,
>>>
>>>Because you can see so much of it on there!
>>
>> Well, I don't have any linoleum in *my* house, that's for sure.
>>
>> http://farm1.static.flickr.com/51/136899512_911ddaa5e2_o.jpg
>>
>> http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1054/525953967_0bc75ff20b_o.jpg
>>
>>>>nice ride,
>>>
>>>LOL, that's debatable.
>>
>> The site hasn't been updated in quite a long time; the station wagon on the site
>> has long since been replaced by the Harrier. My "beater", remember?
>>
>> http://farm1.static.flickr.com/173/387952121_b9b7742d66_o.jpg
>>
>> [...]
>>
>>>>> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/protagonist.jpg
>>>>>
>>>>> ...a rather plain looking cracker ass white boi.
>>>
>>>>A rather handsome kid.
>>
>> [to M.P.] I'm ten years older than Ludbunski here. He's the one infusing all his
>> posts with "cl00s" and "protips" and "lulz".
>
>He's a cock-eyed, obese, in need of dental work nobody working for
>pauper's wages who likes to go real life when he gets his rotund ass
>handed to him in a flame war. He knows it, most everyone else knows it. I
>usually ignore his shit except on occasion when I'm bored.

....yeesh, incoherent much? Maybe you should try that again...and take
a few breaths inbetween your frothing rant. Being upset and pissy is
no reason to let your posts degrade into such ass rapes of the English
language.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi (was Re: A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!

Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Meat Plow
stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:49:30 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
:
: : I'm afraid Alexa gave away a little something-something that I was
: : able to find...oh, look at this:
: : http://www.godhatesjanks.org/intro.htm
: :
: : Everything you ever wanted to know about lil Jeffy!
:
: Nice house, nice ride, doesn't live in a dump and drive junk like you
: Diaper Boi.
:
: : http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/protagonist.jpg
: :
: : ...a rather plain looking cracker ass white boi.
:
: A rather handsome kid. Not grossly obese like you nor does he have a
: Cock-Eye. Little wonder he has the hottie wife.
:
: : http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/miyuki.jpg
: :
: : ...his wife's pretty fuckable though. I'd tap that ass in a
: : heartbeat!
:
: Yes but she wouldn't tap your fat ass would she. But I'm sure he won't
: mind you dreaming about it I know I wouldn't
:
: : http://www.godhatesjanks.org/images/maria.jpg
: :
: : ...and oh look, lil Jeffy has even found the time to spawn!
: :
: : I hope you didn't want all this to remain uh...personal, Jeffy. ^_^
:
: Yes that's why we put stuff up on teh webs, to remain uh...personal.
:
: heh

only a tard like matty would even pretend to be the original mad hatter.

--
Steve Leyland
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Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

http://mar.exilenet.org:9042/listen.pls

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

Forest fires only lead to Smokey Bear - prevent them!
======================================================================
"Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility
to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty
kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he
wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and
defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt
spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then
returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more
than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."

HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
======================================================================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"

bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
======================================================================
"Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
article 19.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."


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