A Problem with Country People I'd Like to Address

In article <3pq7q3dt1pukki7nkd8282o75ktccgvq91@4ax.com>,
dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote:

> On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 19:49:13 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>
> SPANK!

harder harder

ogodogodogodogodogodogodogodogodogodogodogodogod

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from the collective unconscience of odd bodkins
sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
or a babys arm holding an apple

 

On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 20:13:37 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal wrote:

> In article <3pq7q3dt1pukki7nkd8282o75ktccgvq91@4ax.com>,
> dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 19:49:13 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
>> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>> SPANK!
>
> harder harder
>
> ogodogodogodogodogodogodogodogodogodogodogodogod

Artichoke! artichoke!

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On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 19:50:22 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal wrote:

>> A "central" state, like Missouri.
>>
>> Note that during the Civil War both Presidents were Kentuckians.
>
> so
>
> youre saying the civil war was just the hatfields and mccoys
> writ large?

The Hatfields were West Virginians . . . .

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On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 22:58:26 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:

> On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 22:34:04 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:08:06 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>
>>> On Fri, 1 Feb 2008 16:40:28 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius
>>> <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Jan 31, 9:23 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>> > On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:08:43 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> >> No true southerner would ever say "you all". It's always "y'all". The
>>>>> >> idea that we say "you all" is an invention of you northern fucks. In
>>>>> >> my entire 45+ year life, all of which was spent living in the south, I
>>>>> >> have never heard one of "us" ever say "you all". Get yer information
>>>>> >> straight.
>>>>>
>>>>> > People in Kentucky and West Virgina say "you-all" all the time.
>>>>>
>>>>> > It distinguishes the second person plural.
>>>>>
>>>>> > "Y'all" is trashy, and should only be used for humorous effect.
>>>>>
>>>>> That ain't how we do it in Georgia. More specifically, on the GA-SC border,
>>>>> near the Atlantic Ocean.
>>>>
>>>>Your specific specification is where I specifically just left to move
>>>>back up here. Well, there and the specific little town that is
>>>>technically specifically in SC, on the SC-GA border that isn't much of
>>>>a island, technically or specified in any non-specific way. They are
>>>>terribly, horribly beautiful places and I must admit I am horribly,
>>>>terribly heartbroke to leave the area, if only because it was so
>>>>amazingly, horribly, terribly, specifically beautiful. Other than
>>>>that, though, it was technically the worst time in my life and I hope
>>>>most everyone down there dies a beautiful and non-specifically
>>>>terrible death.
>>>>
>>>>That is all.
>>>
>>> maybe the paper mill smell will come back.
>>
>>Mmmm, Chillicothe, Ohio.
>>
>>It opens yer sinuses quite nicely.
>>
>>For miles and miles.
>
> you need a chicken cleaning plant in your neighborhood.

We make do here in the Ohio River Valley with coke plants.

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On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 23:38:36 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 20:13:37 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal wrote:
>
>> In article <3pq7q3dt1pukki7nkd8282o75ktccgvq91@4ax.com>,
>> dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
>>
>>> On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 19:49:13 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
>>> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> SPANK!
>>
>> harder harder
>>
>> ogodogodogodogodogodogodogodogodogodogodogodogod
>
>Artichoke! artichoke!

youve got a really weird stop word there...

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On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 23:39:38 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 19:50:22 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal wrote:
>
>>> A "central" state, like Missouri.
>>>
>>> Note that during the Civil War both Presidents were Kentuckians.
>>
>> so
>>
>> youre saying the civil war was just the hatfields and mccoys
>> writ large?
>
>The Hatfields were West Virginians . . . .

listen to this kentucky blue crap. i mean, LISTEN TO IT.

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In article <CpadnT3-nOFfbj7anZ2dnUVZ_hninZ2d@giganews.com>,
mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote:

> On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 20:13:37 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal wrote:
>
> > In article <3pq7q3dt1pukki7nkd8282o75ktccgvq91@4ax.com>,
> > dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
> >
> >> On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 19:49:13 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> SPANK!
> >
> > harder harder
> >
> > ogodogodogodogodogodogodogodogodogodogodogodogod
>
> Artichoke! artichoke!

close b clothes mode

arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
from the collective unconscience of odd bodkins
sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
or a babys arm holding an apple

 

In article <lgt7q3tsj3rqvkt96m1rq57b8r4p8dmmv5@4ax.com>,
dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote:

> On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 23:38:36 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 20:13:37 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal wrote:
> >
> >> In article <3pq7q3dt1pukki7nkd8282o75ktccgvq91@4ax.com>,
> >> dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
> >>
> >>> On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 19:49:13 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
> >>> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>> SPANK!
> >>
> >> harder harder
> >>
> >> ogodogodogodogodogodogodogodogodogodogodogodogod
> >
> >Artichoke! artichoke!
>
> youve got a really weird stop word there...

safety words are for wusses

arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
from the collective unconscience of odd bodkins
sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
or a babys arm holding an apple

 

In article <H4KdnZgnxvacaT7anZ2dnUVZ_jKdnZ2d@giganews.com>,
mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote:

> On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 19:50:22 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal wrote:
>
> >> A "central" state, like Missouri.
> >>
> >> Note that during the Civil War both Presidents were Kentuckians.
> >
> > so
> >
> > youre saying the civil war was just the hatfields and mccoys
> > writ large?
>
> The Hatfields were West Virginians . . . .

do you really expect me to distinguish all those teeny states out east

arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
from the collective unconscience of odd bodkins
sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
or a babys arm holding an apple

 

On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 20:57:02 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:

>In article <H4KdnZgnxvacaT7anZ2dnUVZ_jKdnZ2d@giganews.com>,
> mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 19:50:22 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal wrote:
>>
>> >> A "central" state, like Missouri.
>> >>
>> >> Note that during the Civil War both Presidents were Kentuckians.
>> >
>> > so
>> >
>> > youre saying the civil war was just the hatfields and mccoys
>> > writ large?
>>
>> The Hatfields were West Virginians . . . .
>
>do you really expect me to distinguish all those teeny states out east

yes. like your girlfriend. <...> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA GAWD IM
SO FUNNY!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAA

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On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 08:50:37 -0500, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
wrote:

>On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:27:32 -0500, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:30:14 -0500, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On 30 Jan 2008 20:47:00 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>news:fdl1q3d1gblf76lflc2tld7hdojtbviqvn@4ax.com:
>>>>>
>>>>> When a Southerner relocates to the much more refined and civilized
>>>>> North, they try to hide their down-home, "cornpone" ways in an attempt
>>>>> to blend in with us regular people--especially in their language. You
>>>>> know, like when they use the term "You all" when addressing two or more
>>>>> people. You know deep-down inside they really want to say "Y'all," as
>>>>> their Southern instincts would dictate, but something intrinsically
>>>>> tells them, "Don't say it! Don't say, 'Y'all'! I don't want them to
>>>>> see me as the backward, inbred buffoon that I really am." Well here's a
>>>>> tip for all Southerners: We normal people...we don't say, "You all," we
>>>>> say, "you." NEWSFLASH: "YOU" IS THE PLURAL FORM OF "YOU"!!! IT DOESN'T
>>>>> MATTER HOW YOU STRETCH IT OUT, YOU STILL SOUND LIKE A BUNCH OF
>>>>> BUCK-TOOTHED, GRITS-SLURPING MORONS.
>>>>
>>>>Just ask 'em things like why their women are so slutty and what uses
>>>>they've found for their empty slave stables. That usually shuts 'em up,
>>>>and then their silly accent and moronic vocabulary cease to be issues.
>>>
>>>As a former slave myself, I find southerners offensive and feel they
>>>should be systematically exterminated like the Germans did to those
>>>poor Jewish people in WWII.
>>>
>>>Be Well!
>>>
>>>Jade
>>
>>i <3 jade.
>
>Is that a butt???

well, it could be a butt, too.

>Oh, wait. I get it. I love you too!
>
>Be well.
>
>Jade

yay! jade hearts me!

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On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 08:52:14 -0500, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
wrote:

>On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:43:33 -0500, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:08:43 -0600, Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com>
>>wrote in
>><Xns9A367B738D14B0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com>:
>>
>>>Wavy G wrote:
>>>
>>>> It's not really a problem. I don't want this to come off that way. It's
>>>> really more or less something I'd like to discuss with you, my new
>>>> Internet friends.
>>>>
>>>> The thing is, there's a few people I have met in my many years living in
>>>> this great "Greater Cincinnati Area" (GO REDS!), who have moved here
>>>> from Kentucky, or Atlanta, or won of the other less-fortunate areas of
>>>> our nation, who have a tendency to "mispronounce" the language.
>>>>
>>>> Now before you jump all over me saying, "Oh, you're won to talk, Wavy,"
>>>> let me explain: There are a certain few words that "Country people"
>>>> intentionally try to say wrong. It's just a few words, that's all. For
>>>> example, when somewon says "physical," and they are actually trying to
>>>> say "fiscal." As in, "Have you updated the new 'physical' calendar?" Of
>>>> course, they know it's "fiscal," they just try to pronounce it
>>>> "physical." Why do they do this? Or when talking about a "Poplar"
>>>> tree, they say it like, "popular," as if they think "Poplar" is a
>>>> contraction of the word "popular" or something. "Hey man, I cut down
>>>> that 'Popular' tree in my back yard last night."
>>>
>>>Bullshit. Neither of those have ever occurred here.
>>>
>>>> I'm not exactly sure why these people do this. I believe it comes from
>>>> the standard of removing "drawls" from words in attempt to sound more
>>>> sophisticated, like the people in their surrounding communities, and as
>>>> a result, totally fucking up certain words. It's like they try so hard
>>>> to be like us, but it just doesn't "pan out."
>>>>
>>>> When a Southerner relocates to the much more refined and civilized
>>>> North, they try to hide their down-home, "cornpone" ways in an attempt
>>>> to blend in with us regular people--especially in their language. You
>>>> know, like when they use the term "You all" when addressing two or more
>>>> people. You know deep-down inside they really want to say "Y'all," as
>>>> their Southern instincts would dictate, but something intrinsically
>>>> tells them, "Don't say it! Don't say, 'Y'all'! I don't want them to
>>>> see me as the backward, inbred buffoon that I really am." Well here's a
>>>> tip for all Southerners: We normal people...we don't say, "You all," we
>>>> say, "you." NEWSFLASH: "YOU" IS THE PLURAL FORM OF "YOU"!!! IT DOESN'T
>>>> MATTER HOW YOU STRETCH IT OUT, YOU STILL SOUND LIKE A BUNCH OF
>>>> BUCK-TOOTHED, GRITS-SLURPING MORONS.
>>>
>>>No true southerner would ever say "you all". It's always "y'all". The idea
>>>that we say "you all" is an invention of you northern fucks. In my entire
>>>45+ year life, all of which was spent living in the south, I have never
>>>heard one of "us" ever say "you all". Get yer information straight.
>>>
>>>> So anyways, I just thought I'd throw that out there and see if anywon
>>>> "bites." What do you think? Let's talk. I love hearing from you all.
>>>
>>>Did that count as a bite?
>>>
>>>> With love, as always,
>>>> Wavy G.
>>>
>>>Like I believe that after the assault you just made on my language.
>>>
>>>I'll explain this once for you, Wavy <*bitch slap*> so you will understand.
>>>
>>>"Y'all" = "you all" = "all of you". "All of you" == "some of you". We say
>>>"y'all" to ensure that you and your other northern fuck compatriots will
>>>understand we mean "you and your other northern fuck compatriots related to
>>>whatever group or social clique being spoken to at any given time. Even if
>>>it the entire lot of you; i.e.: "Fuck all y'all!" This as opposed to "some
>>>of you." This means some members of said groups above are included, others
>>>are not.
>>>
>>>Don't make that mistake again, <*bitch slap*> WavyG. <*bitch slap*>
>>
>>Please allow me to assist in the simple, uncomplicated way that I
>>have.
>><published all over>:
>>
>>Southern Tourism Bureau Notice to all visiting Northerners
>>And Northeastern Urbanites:
>>
>>1) Don't order filet mignon or pasta primavera at Waffle House. It's
>>just a diner. They serve breakfast 24 hours a day. Let them cook
>>something they know. If you confuse them, they'll kick your ass.
>>
>>2) Don't laugh at our Southern names (Merleen, Bodie, Ovine, Luther
>>Ray, Tammy Lynn, Darla Beth, Inez, Billy Joe, Sissy, Clovis, etc.). Or
>>we will just HAVE to kick your ass.
>>
>>3) Don't order a bottle of pop or a can of soda down here. Down here
>>it's called Coke. Nobody gives a flying damn whether it's Pepsi, RC,
>>Dr. Pepper, 7-Up or whatever -- it's still a Coke. Accept it. Doing
>>otherwise can lead to an ass-kicking.
>>
>>
>>4) We know our heritage. Most of us are more literate than you
>>(e.g.,Welty, Williams, Faulkner). We are also better educated and
>>generally a lot nicer. Don't refer to us as a bunch of hillbillies, or
>>we'll kick your ass.
>>
>>5) We have plenty of business sense (e.g., Fred Smith of Fed Ex,
>>Turner Broadcasting, MCI WorldCom, MTV, Netscape). Naturally, we do,
>>sometimes, have small lapses in judgment (e.g., Edwards, Duke, Barnes,
>>Clinton). We don't care if you think we are dumb. We are not dumb
>>enough to let someone move to our state in order to run for the
>>Senate. If someone tried to do that, we would kick their ass.
>>
>>6) Don't laugh at our Civil War monuments. If Lee had listened to
>>Longstreet and flanked Meade at Gettysburg instead of sending Pickett
>>up the middle, you'd be paying taxes to Richmond instead of
>>Washington. If you visit Stone Mountain and complain about the
>>carving, we'll kick your ass.
>>
>>
>>7) We are fully aware of how high the humidity is, so shut the hell
>>up. Just spend your money and get the hell out of here, or we'll kick
>>your ass.
>>
>>8) Don't order wheat toast at Cracker Barrel. Everyone will instantly
>>know that you're a Yankee. Eat your biscuits like God intended -- with
>>gravy. And don't put sugar on your grits, or we'll kick your ass.
>>
>>9) Don't fake a Southern accent. This will incite a riot, and you will
>>get your ass kicked.
>>
>>10) Don't talk about how much better things are at home because we
>>know better. Many of us have visited Northern shitholes like Detroit,
>>Chicago, and DC, and we have the scars to prove it. If you don't like
>>it here, Delta is ready when you are. Move your ass on home before it
>>gets kicked.
>>
>>11) Yes, we know how to speak proper English. We talk this way because
>>we don't want to sound like you. We don't care if you don't understand
>>what we are saying. All other Southerners understand what we are
>>saying, and that's all that matters. Now, go away and leave us alone,
>>or we'll kick your ass.
>>
>>12) Don't complain that the South is dirty and polluted. None of OUR
>>lakes or rivers have caught fire recently. If you whine about OUR
>>scenic beauty, we'll kick your ass all the way back to Boston Harbor.
>>
>>13) Don't ridicule our Southern manners. We say sir and ma'am. We hold
>>doors open for others. We offer our seats to old folks because such
>>things are expected of civilized people. Behave yourselves around our
>>sweet little gray-haired grandmothers or they'll kick some manners
>>into your ass just like they did ours.
>>
>>14) So you think we're quaint or losers because most of us live in the
>>countryside? That's because we have enough sense to not live in
>>filthy, smelly, crime-infested cesspools like New York or Baltimore.
>>Make fun of our fresh air, and we'll kick your ass.
>>
>>15) Last, but not least, DO NOT DARE to come down here and tell us how
>>to cook barbecue. This will get your ass shot (right after it is
>>kicked). You're lucky we let you come down here at all. Criticize our
>>barbeque, and you will go home in a pine box. Minus your ass!
>>
>
>Thank you, southern goddess!
>
>Troika!!!!!!!
>
>Jade

southern goddess. HAHAHAHAHHAHA SHES A NAWTHURNUR!!!!!! SHES A
NORTHERENER!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

<runs off>

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On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 04:39:15 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
wrote:

>Dear, "Steve Hix": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>
>>In article <Xns9A36D68436B44A7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1>,
>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>
>>> The Daring Dufas <the-daring-dufas@hottest-male.com> wrote in
>>> news:fnu4gc$9rf$2@aioe.org:
>>>
>>> > gregvk wrote:
>>> >> Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
>>> >> news:fdl1q3d1gblf76lflc2tld7hdojtbviqvn@4ax.com:
>>> >>>
>>> >>> When a Southerner relocates to the much more refined and civilized
>>> >>> North, they try to hide their down-home, "cornpone" ways in an
>>> >>> attempt to blend in with us regular people--especially in their
>>> >>> language. You know, like when they use the term "You all" when
>>> >>> addressing two or more people. You know deep-down inside they
>>> >>> really want to say "Y'all," as their Southern instincts would
>>> >>> dictate, but something intrinsically tells them, "Don't say it!
>>> >>> Don't say, 'Y'all'! I don't want them to see me as the backward,
>>> >>> inbred buffoon that I really am." Well here's a tip for all
>>> >>> Southerners: We normal people...we don't say, "You all," we say,
>>> >>> "you." NEWSFLASH: "YOU" IS THE PLURAL FORM OF "YOU"!!! IT DOESN'T
>>> >>> MATTER HOW YOU STRETCH IT OUT, YOU STILL SOUND LIKE A BUNCH OF
>>> >>> BUCK-TOOTHED, GRITS-SLURPING MORONS.
>>> >>
>>> >> Just ask 'em things like why their women are so slutty and what uses
>>> >> they've found for their empty slave stables. That usually shuts 'em
>>> >> up, and then their silly accent and moronic vocabulary cease to be
>>> >> issues.
>>> >
>>> > Funny thing about the Birmingham, AL area, when those damn Yankees
>>> > come down here and see the beautiful country for themselves, we can't
>>> > get the SOBs to leave. I may be a native son but I've seen many other
>>> > states and other parts of the world and like most people from the
>>> > South East, I'll always come home. Whenever I hear someone make
>>> > disparaging remarks about the southern states, it's usually out of
>>> > ignorance. Most people get their ideas about The South from TV and the
>>> > movies and we all know that those forms of media are based on
>>> > (sarcastic tone) realism. I would like the rest of the world to
>>> > continue to think of my home as an awful place so they'll STAY THE
>>> > HELL AWAY and not come around here to muck things up. We have, like
>>> > everywhere else, plenty of goof balls already...
>>>
>>> I learned more than I wanted to about the southern U.S. from _Deliverance_.
>>
>>Everything you've ever learned from the movies is wrong.
>
>By 2015, we will have hoverboards, "Mr. Fusion" engines, and flying
>cars.

i want one of those flying manlift boxes. like they had on dick
tracy.

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"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:APednRsXr8Y_eT7anZ2dnUVZ_vzinZ2d@giganews.com...
> On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:08:06 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 1 Feb 2008 16:40:28 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius
> > <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >
> >>On Jan 31, 9:23 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>> mimus wrote:
> >>> > On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:08:43 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:
> >>>
> >>> >> No true southerner would ever say "you all". It's always "y'all".
The
> >>> >> idea that we say "you all" is an invention of you northern fucks.
In
> >>> >> my entire 45+ year life, all of which was spent living in the
south, I
> >>> >> have never heard one of "us" ever say "you all". Get yer
information
> >>> >> straight.
> >>>
> >>> > People in Kentucky and West Virgina say "you-all" all the time.
> >>>
> >>> > It distinguishes the second person plural.
> >>>
> >>> > "Y'all" is trashy, and should only be used for humorous effect.
> >>>
> >>> That ain't how we do it in Georgia. More specifically, on the GA-SC
border,
> >>> near the Atlantic Ocean.
> >>
> >>Your specific specification is where I specifically just left to move
> >>back up here. Well, there and the specific little town that is
> >>technically specifically in SC, on the SC-GA border that isn't much of
> >>a island, technically or specified in any non-specific way. They are
> >>terribly, horribly beautiful places and I must admit I am horribly,
> >>terribly heartbroke to leave the area, if only because it was so
> >>amazingly, horribly, terribly, specifically beautiful. Other than
> >>that, though, it was technically the worst time in my life and I hope
> >>most everyone down there dies a beautiful and non-specifically
> >>terrible death.
> >>
> >>That is all.
> >
> > maybe the paper mill smell will come back.
>
> Mmmm, Chillicothe, Ohio.
>
> It opens yer sinuses quite nicely.
>
> For miles and miles.

Edmond, WA used to have a paper smell. That, combined with low tide on the
mud flats was almost palpable. The locals didn't even notice it.

Smee

>
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>
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>
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On 01 Feb 2008 23:13:16 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in
>news:Xns9A379E4F9B82F0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com:
>
>> gregvk wrote:
>>
>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in
>>> news:Xns9A36EEFAB8BE0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com:
>>>
>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> The Daring Dufas <the-daring-dufas@hottest-male.com> wrote in
>>>>> news:fnu4gc$9rf$2@aioe.org:
>>>>>
>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>> Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:fdl1q3d1gblf76lflc2tld7hdojtbviqvn@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> When a Southerner relocates to the much more refined and
>>>>>>>> civilized North, they try to hide their down-home, "cornpone"
>>>>>>>> ways in an attempt to blend in with us regular
>>>>>>>> people--especially in their language. You know, like when they
>>>>>>>> use the term "You all" when addressing two or more people. You
>>>>>>>> know deep-down inside they really want to say "Y'all," as their
>>>>>>>> Southern instincts would dictate, but something intrinsically
>>>>>>>> tells them, "Don't say it! Don't say, 'Y'all'! I don't want
>>>>>>>> them to see me as the backward, inbred buffoon that I really
>>>>>>>> am." Well here's a tip for all Southerners: We normal
>>>>>>>> people...we don't say, "You all," we say, "you." NEWSFLASH:
>>>>>>>> "YOU" IS THE PLURAL FORM OF "YOU"!!! IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU
>>>>>>>> STRETCH IT OUT, YOU STILL SOUND LIKE A BUNCH OF BUCK-TOOTHED,
>>>>>>>> GRITS-SLURPING MORONS.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Just ask 'em things like why their women are so slutty and what
>>>>>>> uses they've found for their empty slave stables. That usually
>>>>>>> shuts 'em up, and then their silly accent and moronic vocabulary
>>>>>>> cease to be issues.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Funny thing about the Birmingham, AL area, when those damn Yankees
>>>>>> come down here and see the beautiful country for themselves, we
>>>>>> can't get the SOBs to leave. I may be a native son but I've seen
>>>>>> many other states and other parts of the world and like most
>>>>>> people from the South East, I'll always come home. Whenever I hear
>>>>>> someone make disparaging remarks about the southern states, it's
>>>>>> usually out of ignorance. Most people get their ideas about The
>>>>>> South from TV and the movies and we all know that those forms of
>>>>>> media are based on (sarcastic tone) realism. I would like the rest
>>>>>> of the world to continue to think of my home as an awful place so
>>>>>> they'll STAY THE HELL AWAY and not come around here to muck things
>>>>>> up. We have, like everywhere else, plenty of goof balls already...
>>>>>
>>>>> I learned more than I wanted to about the southern U.S. from
>>>> _Deliverance_.
>>>>
>>>> We're not all like that. Having said that, there is a place near
>>>> where I live called Tiger Ridge where inbreeding has been going on
>>>> since long before I was born. A magazine (Scientific American I
>>>> think) did an article on them many years ago.
>>>
>>> Are they like those creepy retards that you see early on in
>>> _Deliverance_?
>>
>> Some of them. There are only two families that live there, but it's
>> not all as bad as I made it seem. The closest relations that is a
>> known fact is of second cousins marrying. They are different enough
>> looking that if you see one, you know it.
>
>Second cousins are far enough apart that their kids shouldn't be fucked
>up. No more fucked up than the parents are, anyway. It's when you have
>immediate family members going at each other that things get bizarre.

Trying to defend the love you have for your second cousin, eh Leslie?

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best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
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Dear, "dave hillstrom": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
NO:

>On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 04:39:15 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>Dear, "Steve Hix": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>
>>>In article <Xns9A36D68436B44A7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1>,
>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>
>>>> The Daring Dufas <the-daring-dufas@hottest-male.com> wrote in
>>>> news:fnu4gc$9rf$2@aioe.org:
>>>>
>>>> > gregvk wrote:
>>>> >> Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>> >> news:fdl1q3d1gblf76lflc2tld7hdojtbviqvn@4ax.com:
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>> When a Southerner relocates to the much more refined and civilized
>>>> >>> North, they try to hide their down-home, "cornpone" ways in an
>>>> >>> attempt to blend in with us regular people--especially in their
>>>> >>> language. You know, like when they use the term "You all" when
>>>> >>> addressing two or more people. You know deep-down inside they
>>>> >>> really want to say "Y'all," as their Southern instincts would
>>>> >>> dictate, but something intrinsically tells them, "Don't say it!
>>>> >>> Don't say, 'Y'all'! I don't want them to see me as the backward,
>>>> >>> inbred buffoon that I really am." Well here's a tip for all
>>>> >>> Southerners: We normal people...we don't say, "You all," we say,
>>>> >>> "you." NEWSFLASH: "YOU" IS THE PLURAL FORM OF "YOU"!!! IT DOESN'T
>>>> >>> MATTER HOW YOU STRETCH IT OUT, YOU STILL SOUND LIKE A BUNCH OF
>>>> >>> BUCK-TOOTHED, GRITS-SLURPING MORONS.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Just ask 'em things like why their women are so slutty and what uses
>>>> >> they've found for their empty slave stables. That usually shuts 'em
>>>> >> up, and then their silly accent and moronic vocabulary cease to be
>>>> >> issues.
>>>> >
>>>> > Funny thing about the Birmingham, AL area, when those damn Yankees
>>>> > come down here and see the beautiful country for themselves, we can't
>>>> > get the SOBs to leave. I may be a native son but I've seen many other
>>>> > states and other parts of the world and like most people from the
>>>> > South East, I'll always come home. Whenever I hear someone make
>>>> > disparaging remarks about the southern states, it's usually out of
>>>> > ignorance. Most people get their ideas about The South from TV and the
>>>> > movies and we all know that those forms of media are based on
>>>> > (sarcastic tone) realism. I would like the rest of the world to
>>>> > continue to think of my home as an awful place so they'll STAY THE
>>>> > HELL AWAY and not come around here to muck things up. We have, like
>>>> > everywhere else, plenty of goof balls already...
>>>>
>>>> I learned more than I wanted to about the southern U.S. from _Deliverance_.
>>>
>>>Everything you've ever learned from the movies is wrong.
>>
>>By 2015, we will have hoverboards, "Mr. Fusion" engines, and flying
>>cars.
>
>i want one of those flying manlift boxes. like they had on dick
>tracy.

What?

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Dear, "Slipped Moebius": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
) NO:

>On Feb 1, 11:55 am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Dear, "Sharon B": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>
>>
>>
>> >On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:58:19 -0500, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com>
>> >wrote in <C9idnTJ6UMV4Oz_anZ2dnUVZ_hWdn...@giganews.com>:
>>
>> >>On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:08:43 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>
>> >>> No true southerner would ever say "you all". It's always "y'all". The idea
>> >>> that we say "you all" is an invention of you northern fucks. In my entire
>> >>> 45+ year life, all of which was spent living in the south, I have never
>> >>> heard one of "us" ever say "you all". Get yer information straight.
>>
>> >>People in Kentucky and West Virgina say "you-all" all the time.
>>
>> >>It distinguishes the second person plural.
>>
>> >>"Y'all" is trashy, and should only be used for humorous effect.
>>
>> >Dearest Mimus:
>> >Up here we say, "y'all". We also have "y'all" painted on the Florence
>> >water tower, visible from I-75/I-71 it reads:
>>
>> >Florence
>> >Y'all
>>
>> It's shockingly appropriate.
>>
>> >...granted, it /originally/ said "mall" but bein's as there was no
>> >mall there at that time, the city got sued or threatened for false
>> >advertising or summat and changed the lettering and even tho' there's
>> >been a mall there now for a couple-three decades, the Y'all remains
>>
>> >...and I may or may not be trashy
>
>When I drive by that water tower, all I can think about is crashing my
>car into it

My God, man. Is everything okay?


>to spark a Northern jihad.

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Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
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> Dear, "dave hillstrom": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
> ) NO:
>
>>On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 04:39:15 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Dear, "Steve Hix": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>>>NO:
>>>
>>>>In article <Xns9A36D68436B44A7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1>,
>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> The Daring Dufas <the-daring-dufas@hottest-male.com> wrote in
>>>>> news:fnu4gc$9rf$2@aioe.org:
>>>>>
>>>>> > gregvk wrote:
>>>>> >> Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>> >> news:fdl1q3d1gblf76lflc2tld7hdojtbviqvn@4ax.com:
>>>>> >>>
>>>>> >>> When a Southerner relocates to the much more refined and
>>>>> >>> civilized North, they try to hide their down-home, "cornpone"
>>>>> >>> ways in an attempt to blend in with us regular
>>>>> >>> people--especially in their language. You know, like when
>>>>> >>> they use the term "You all" when addressing two or more
>>>>> >>> people. You know deep-down inside they really want to say
>>>>> >>> "Y'all," as their Southern instincts would dictate, but
>>>>> >>> something intrinsically tells them, "Don't say it! Don't say,
>>>>> >>> 'Y'all'! I don't want them to see me as the backward,
>>>>> >>> inbred buffoon that I really am." Well here's a tip for all
>>>>> >>> Southerners: We normal people...we don't say, "You all," we
>>>>> >>> say, "you." NEWSFLASH: "YOU" IS THE PLURAL FORM OF "YOU"!!!
>>>>> >>> IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU STRETCH IT OUT, YOU STILL SOUND LIKE
>>>>> >>> A BUNCH OF BUCK-TOOTHED, GRITS-SLURPING MORONS.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> Just ask 'em things like why their women are so slutty and what
>>>>> >> uses they've found for their empty slave stables. That usually
>>>>> >> shuts 'em up, and then their silly accent and moronic
>>>>> >> vocabulary cease to be issues.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > Funny thing about the Birmingham, AL area, when those damn
>>>>> > Yankees come down here and see the beautiful country for
>>>>> > themselves, we can't get the SOBs to leave. I may be a native
>>>>> > son but I've seen many other states and other parts of the world
>>>>> > and like most people from the South East, I'll always come home.
>>>>> > Whenever I hear someone make disparaging remarks about the
>>>>> > southern states, it's usually out of ignorance. Most people get
>>>>> > their ideas about The South from TV and the movies and we all
>>>>> > know that those forms of media are based on (sarcastic tone)
>>>>> > realism. I would like the rest of the world to continue to think
>>>>> > of my home as an awful place so they'll STAY THE HELL AWAY and
>>>>> > not come around here to muck things up. We have, like everywhere
>>>>> > else, plenty of goof balls already...
>>>>>
>>>>> I learned more than I wanted to about the southern U.S. from
>>>>> _Deliverance_.
>>>>
>>>>Everything you've ever learned from the movies is wrong.
>>>
>>>By 2015, we will have hoverboards, "Mr. Fusion" engines, and flying
>>>cars.
>>
>>i want one of those flying manlift boxes. like they had on dick
>>tracy.
>
> What?
>

I remember those. That;d be a handy thing to have. Who makes them?



Bertie

 

Slipped Moebius wrote:

> On Jan 31, 9:23 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> mimus wrote:
>> > On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:08:43 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>
>> >> No true southerner would ever say "you all". It's always "y'all".
>> >> The idea that we say "you all" is an invention of you northern
>> >> fucks. In my entire 45+ year life, all of which was spent living in
>> >> the south, I have never heard one of "us" ever say "you all". Get
>> >> yer information straight.
>>
>> > People in Kentucky and West Virgina say "you-all" all the time.
>>
>> > It distinguishes the second person plural.
>>
>> > "Y'all" is trashy, and should only be used for humorous effect.
>>
>> That ain't how we do it in Georgia. More specifically, on the GA-SC
>> border, near the Atlantic Ocean.
>
> Your specific specification is where I specifically just left to move
> back up here. Well, there and the specific little town that is
> technically specifically in SC, on the SC-GA border that isn't much of
> a island, technically or specified in any non-specific way. They are
> terribly, horribly beautiful places and I must admit I am horribly,
> terribly heartbroke to leave the area, if only because it was so
> amazingly, horribly, terribly, specifically beautiful. Other than
> that, though, it was technically the worst time in my life and I hope
> most everyone down there dies a beautiful and non-specifically
> terrible death.
>
> That is all.

Tybee and Hilton Head?
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but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

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>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
>news:gpm9q3tmnjg9tbkavned966735racuf1k5@4ax.com:
>
>> Dear, "dave hillstrom": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
>> ) NO:
>>
>>>On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 04:39:15 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>Dear, "Steve Hix": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>>>>NO:
>>>>
>>>>>In article <Xns9A36D68436B44A7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1>,
>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> The Daring Dufas <the-daring-dufas@hottest-male.com> wrote in
>>>>>> news:fnu4gc$9rf$2@aioe.org:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> > gregvk wrote:
>>>>>> >> Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>> >> news:fdl1q3d1gblf76lflc2tld7hdojtbviqvn@4ax.com:
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>> When a Southerner relocates to the much more refined and
>>>>>> >>> civilized North, they try to hide their down-home, "cornpone"
>>>>>> >>> ways in an attempt to blend in with us regular
>>>>>> >>> people--especially in their language. You know, like when
>>>>>> >>> they use the term "You all" when addressing two or more
>>>>>> >>> people. You know deep-down inside they really want to say
>>>>>> >>> "Y'all," as their Southern instincts would dictate, but
>>>>>> >>> something intrinsically tells them, "Don't say it! Don't say,
>>>>>> >>> 'Y'all'! I don't want them to see me as the backward,
>>>>>> >>> inbred buffoon that I really am." Well here's a tip for all
>>>>>> >>> Southerners: We normal people...we don't say, "You all," we
>>>>>> >>> say, "you." NEWSFLASH: "YOU" IS THE PLURAL FORM OF "YOU"!!!
>>>>>> >>> IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU STRETCH IT OUT, YOU STILL SOUND LIKE
>>>>>> >>> A BUNCH OF BUCK-TOOTHED, GRITS-SLURPING MORONS.
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> Just ask 'em things like why their women are so slutty and what
>>>>>> >> uses they've found for their empty slave stables. That usually
>>>>>> >> shuts 'em up, and then their silly accent and moronic
>>>>>> >> vocabulary cease to be issues.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > Funny thing about the Birmingham, AL area, when those damn
>>>>>> > Yankees come down here and see the beautiful country for
>>>>>> > themselves, we can't get the SOBs to leave. I may be a native
>>>>>> > son but I've seen many other states and other parts of the world
>>>>>> > and like most people from the South East, I'll always come home.
>>>>>> > Whenever I hear someone make disparaging remarks about the
>>>>>> > southern states, it's usually out of ignorance. Most people get
>>>>>> > their ideas about The South from TV and the movies and we all
>>>>>> > know that those forms of media are based on (sarcastic tone)
>>>>>> > realism. I would like the rest of the world to continue to think
>>>>>> > of my home as an awful place so they'll STAY THE HELL AWAY and
>>>>>> > not come around here to muck things up. We have, like everywhere
>>>>>> > else, plenty of goof balls already...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I learned more than I wanted to about the southern U.S. from
>>>>>> _Deliverance_.
>>>>>
>>>>>Everything you've ever learned from the movies is wrong.
>>>>
>>>>By 2015, we will have hoverboards, "Mr. Fusion" engines, and flying
>>>>cars.
>>>
>>>i want one of those flying manlift boxes. like they had on dick
>>>tracy.
>>
>> What?
>>
>
>I remember those. That;d be a handy thing to have. Who makes them?

Hey, don't just blow me off like that. Come on. I don't understand.
How on Earth would something like "flying manlift boxes" (whatever that
term means) come out of "Dick Tracy"? "Dick Tracy" != "futuristic."
It's set in the 1930s gangster/"gumshoe" genre. PLEASE HELP ME.

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