A Problem with Country People I'd Like to Address

On Feb 1, 11:55 am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Dear, "Sharon B": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>
>
>
> >On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:58:19 -0500, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com>
> >wrote in <C9idnTJ6UMV4Oz_anZ2dnUVZ_hWdn...@giganews.com>:
>
> >>On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:08:43 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:
>
> >>> No true southerner would ever say "you all". It's always "y'all". The idea
> >>> that we say "you all" is an invention of you northern fucks. In my entire
> >>> 45+ year life, all of which was spent living in the south, I have never
> >>> heard one of "us" ever say "you all". Get yer information straight.
>
> >>People in Kentucky and West Virgina say "you-all" all the time.
>
> >>It distinguishes the second person plural.
>
> >>"Y'all" is trashy, and should only be used for humorous effect.
>
> >Dearest Mimus:
> >Up here we say, "y'all". We also have "y'all" painted on the Florence
> >water tower, visible from I-75/I-71 it reads:
>
> >Florence
> >Y'all
>
> It's shockingly appropriate.
>
> >...granted, it /originally/ said "mall" but bein's as there was no
> >mall there at that time, the city got sued or threatened for false
> >advertising or summat and changed the lettering and even tho' there's
> >been a mall there now for a couple-three decades, the Y'all remains
>
> >...and I may or may not be trashy

When I drive by that water tower, all I can think about is crashing my
car into it to spark a Northern jihad.

--
Slipped Moebius
mhm28x9

 

"Slipped Moebius" <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>
> I just moved back to the North after living in the south for a bit.
> They're all a bunch of dimwits. The whole lot.
>
> --
> Slipped Moebius
> mhm28x9


I too have always thought that about Northerners. Glad you appear to agree.

Tex

 

Slipped Moebius wrote:

> On Feb 1, 11:55 am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Dear, "Sharon B": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>
>>
>>
>> >On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:58:19 -0500, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com>
>> >wrote in <C9idnTJ6UMV4Oz_anZ2dnUVZ_hWdn...@giganews.com>:
>>
>> >>On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:08:43 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>
>> >>> No true southerner would ever say "you all". It's always "y'all".
>> >>> The idea that we say "you all" is an invention of you northern
>> >>> fucks. In my entire 45+ year life, all of which was spent living
>> >>> in the south, I have never heard one of "us" ever say "you all".
>> >>> Get yer information straight.
>>
>> >>People in Kentucky and West Virgina say "you-all" all the time.
>>
>> >>It distinguishes the second person plural.
>>
>> >>"Y'all" is trashy, and should only be used for humorous effect.
>>
>> >Dearest Mimus:
>> >Up here we say, "y'all". We also have "y'all" painted on the Florence
>> >water tower, visible from I-75/I-71 it reads:
>>
>> >Florence
>> >Y'all
>>
>> It's shockingly appropriate.
>>
>> >...granted, it /originally/ said "mall" but bein's as there was no
>> >mall there at that time, the city got sued or threatened for false
>> >advertising or summat and changed the lettering and even tho' there's
>> >been a mall there now for a couple-three decades, the Y'all remains
>>
>> >...and I may or may not be trashy
>
> When I drive by that water tower, all I can think about is crashing my
> car into it to spark a Northern jihad.

You bastard!
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

Slipped Moebius wrote:

> On Feb 1, 2:28 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Wavy G wrote:
>> > Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
NO:
>> >>gregvk wrote:
>>
>> >>> Tim Weaver <tmw99...@gmail.com> wrote in
>> >>> news:Xns9A36EEFAB8BE0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com:
>>
>> >>>> gregvk wrote:
>>
>> >>>>> The Daring Dufas <the-daring-du...@hottest-male.com> wrote in
>> >>>>> news:fnu4gc$9rf$2@aioe.org:
>>
>> >>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>> >>>>>>> Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote in
>> >>>>>>> news:fdl1q3d1gblf76lflc2tld7hdojtbviqvn@4ax.com:
>>
>> >>>>>>>> When a Southerner relocates to the much more refined and
>> >>>>>>>> civilized North, they try to hide their down-home, "cornpone"
>> >>>>>>>> ways in an attempt to blend in with us regular people--
especially
>> >>>>>>>> in their language. You know, like when they use the term "You
>> >>>>>>>> all" when addressing two or more people. You know deep-down
>> >>>>>>>> inside they really want to say "Y'all," as their Southern
>> >>>>>>>> instincts would dictate, but something intrinsically tells them,
>> >>>>>>>> "Don't say it! Don't say, 'Y'all'! I don't want them to see me
>> >>>>>>>> as the backward, inbred buffoon that I really am." Well here's
a
>> >>>>>>>> tip for all Southerners: We normal people...we don't say, "You
>> >>>>>>>> all," we say, "you." NEWSFLASH: "YOU" IS THE PLURAL FORM OF
>> >>>>>>>> "YOU"!!! IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU STRETCH IT OUT, YOU STILL
>> >>>>>>>> SOUND LIKE A BUNCH OF BUCK-TOOTHED, GRITS-SLURPING MORONS.
>>
>> >>>>>>> Just ask 'em things like why their women are so slutty and what
>> >>>>>>> uses they've found for their empty slave stables. That usually
>> >>>>>>> shuts 'em up, and then their silly accent and moronic vocabulary
>> >>>>>>> cease to be issues.
>>
>> >>>>>> Funny thing about the Birmingham, AL area, when those damn Yankees
>> >>>>>> come down here and see the beautiful country for themselves, we
>> >>>>>> can't get the SOBs to leave. I may be a native son but I've seen
>> >>>>>> many other states and other parts of the world and like most
people
>> >>>>>> from the South East, I'll always come home. Whenever I hear
someone
>> >>>>>> make disparaging remarks about the southern states, it's usually
>> >>>>>> out of ignorance. Most people get their ideas about The South from
>> >>>>>> TV and the movies and we all know that those forms of media are
>> >>>>>> based on (sarcastic tone) realism. I would like the rest of the
>> >>>>>> world to continue to think of my home as an awful place so they'll
>> >>>>>> STAY THE HELL AWAY and not come around here to muck things up. We
>> >>>>>> have, like everywhere else, plenty of goof balls already...
>>
>> >>>>> I learned more than I wanted to about the southern U.S. from
>> >>>>> _Deliverance_.
>>
>> >>>> We're not all like that. Having said that, there is a place near
>> >>>> where I live called Tiger Ridge where inbreeding has been going on
>> >>>> since long before I was born. A magazine (Scientific American I
>> >>>> think) did an article on them many years ago.
>>
>> >>> Are they like those creepy retards that you see early on in
>> >>> _Deliverance_?
>>
>> >>Some of them. There are only two families that live there, but it's
not
>> >>all as bad as I made it seem. The closest relations that is a known
>> >>fact is of second cousins marrying. They are different enough looking
>> >>that if you see one, you know it.
>>
>> > Are they like Hillstrom? I hear he's from an area like this.
>>
>> Could be. They are most certainly more intelligent, though.
>>
>> >>There is one smart one, (I guess he's still alive, as I haven't seen
him
>> >>in better than 20 years) who was bright enough to work as a very good
>> >>mechanic. They called him Worm.
>
> I just moved back to the North after living in the south for a bit.
> They're all a bunch of dimwits. The whole lot.

Most worms are pretty stupid.
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in
news:Xns9A379E4F9B82F0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com:

> gregvk wrote:
>
>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in
>> news:Xns9A36EEFAB8BE0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com:
>>
>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>
>>>> The Daring Dufas <the-daring-dufas@hottest-male.com> wrote in
>>>> news:fnu4gc$9rf$2@aioe.org:
>>>>
>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>> Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>> news:fdl1q3d1gblf76lflc2tld7hdojtbviqvn@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> When a Southerner relocates to the much more refined and
>>>>>>> civilized North, they try to hide their down-home, "cornpone"
>>>>>>> ways in an attempt to blend in with us regular
>>>>>>> people--especially in their language. You know, like when they
>>>>>>> use the term "You all" when addressing two or more people. You
>>>>>>> know deep-down inside they really want to say "Y'all," as their
>>>>>>> Southern instincts would dictate, but something intrinsically
>>>>>>> tells them, "Don't say it! Don't say, 'Y'all'! I don't want
>>>>>>> them to see me as the backward, inbred buffoon that I really
>>>>>>> am." Well here's a tip for all Southerners: We normal
>>>>>>> people...we don't say, "You all," we say, "you." NEWSFLASH:
>>>>>>> "YOU" IS THE PLURAL FORM OF "YOU"!!! IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU
>>>>>>> STRETCH IT OUT, YOU STILL SOUND LIKE A BUNCH OF BUCK-TOOTHED,
>>>>>>> GRITS-SLURPING MORONS.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Just ask 'em things like why their women are so slutty and what
>>>>>> uses they've found for their empty slave stables. That usually
>>>>>> shuts 'em up, and then their silly accent and moronic vocabulary
>>>>>> cease to be issues.
>>>>>
>>>>> Funny thing about the Birmingham, AL area, when those damn Yankees
>>>>> come down here and see the beautiful country for themselves, we
>>>>> can't get the SOBs to leave. I may be a native son but I've seen
>>>>> many other states and other parts of the world and like most
>>>>> people from the South East, I'll always come home. Whenever I hear
>>>>> someone make disparaging remarks about the southern states, it's
>>>>> usually out of ignorance. Most people get their ideas about The
>>>>> South from TV and the movies and we all know that those forms of
>>>>> media are based on (sarcastic tone) realism. I would like the rest
>>>>> of the world to continue to think of my home as an awful place so
>>>>> they'll STAY THE HELL AWAY and not come around here to muck things
>>>>> up. We have, like everywhere else, plenty of goof balls already...
>>>>
>>>> I learned more than I wanted to about the southern U.S. from
>>> _Deliverance_.
>>>
>>> We're not all like that. Having said that, there is a place near
>>> where I live called Tiger Ridge where inbreeding has been going on
>>> since long before I was born. A magazine (Scientific American I
>>> think) did an article on them many years ago.
>>
>> Are they like those creepy retards that you see early on in
>> _Deliverance_?
>
> Some of them. There are only two families that live there, but it's
> not all as bad as I made it seem. The closest relations that is a
> known fact is of second cousins marrying. They are different enough
> looking that if you see one, you know it.

Second cousins are far enough apart that their kids shouldn't be fucked
up. No more fucked up than the parents are, anyway. It's when you have
immediate family members going at each other that things get bizarre.

> There is one smart one, (I guess he's still alive, as I haven't seen
> him in better than 20 years) who was bright enough to work as a very
> good mechanic. They called him Worm.

If he was smart he moved away from there and found some fresh water for
the gene pool, if you get my drift.

 

gregvk wrote:

> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:Xns9A379E4F9B82F0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com:
>
>> gregvk wrote:
>>
>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in
>>> news:Xns9A36EEFAB8BE0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com:
>>>
>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> The Daring Dufas <the-daring-dufas@hottest-male.com> wrote in
>>>>> news:fnu4gc$9rf$2@aioe.org:
>>>>>
>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>> Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:fdl1q3d1gblf76lflc2tld7hdojtbviqvn@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> When a Southerner relocates to the much more refined and
>>>>>>>> civilized North, they try to hide their down-home, "cornpone"
>>>>>>>> ways in an attempt to blend in with us regular
>>>>>>>> people--especially in their language. You know, like when they
>>>>>>>> use the term "You all" when addressing two or more people. You
>>>>>>>> know deep-down inside they really want to say "Y'all," as their
>>>>>>>> Southern instincts would dictate, but something intrinsically
>>>>>>>> tells them, "Don't say it! Don't say, 'Y'all'! I don't want
>>>>>>>> them to see me as the backward, inbred buffoon that I really
>>>>>>>> am." Well here's a tip for all Southerners: We normal
>>>>>>>> people...we don't say, "You all," we say, "you." NEWSFLASH:
>>>>>>>> "YOU" IS THE PLURAL FORM OF "YOU"!!! IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU
>>>>>>>> STRETCH IT OUT, YOU STILL SOUND LIKE A BUNCH OF BUCK-TOOTHED,
>>>>>>>> GRITS-SLURPING MORONS.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Just ask 'em things like why their women are so slutty and what
>>>>>>> uses they've found for their empty slave stables. That usually
>>>>>>> shuts 'em up, and then their silly accent and moronic vocabulary
>>>>>>> cease to be issues.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Funny thing about the Birmingham, AL area, when those damn Yankees
>>>>>> come down here and see the beautiful country for themselves, we
>>>>>> can't get the SOBs to leave. I may be a native son but I've seen
>>>>>> many other states and other parts of the world and like most
>>>>>> people from the South East, I'll always come home. Whenever I hear
>>>>>> someone make disparaging remarks about the southern states, it's
>>>>>> usually out of ignorance. Most people get their ideas about The
>>>>>> South from TV and the movies and we all know that those forms of
>>>>>> media are based on (sarcastic tone) realism. I would like the rest
>>>>>> of the world to continue to think of my home as an awful place so
>>>>>> they'll STAY THE HELL AWAY and not come around here to muck things
>>>>>> up. We have, like everywhere else, plenty of goof balls already...
>>>>>
>>>>> I learned more than I wanted to about the southern U.S. from
>>>> _Deliverance_.
>>>>
>>>> We're not all like that. Having said that, there is a place near
>>>> where I live called Tiger Ridge where inbreeding has been going on
>>>> since long before I was born. A magazine (Scientific American I
>>>> think) did an article on them many years ago.
>>>
>>> Are they like those creepy retards that you see early on in
>>> _Deliverance_?
>>
>> Some of them. There are only two families that live there, but it's
>> not all as bad as I made it seem. The closest relations that is a
>> known fact is of second cousins marrying. They are different enough
>> looking that if you see one, you know it.
>
> Second cousins are far enough apart that their kids shouldn't be fucked
> up. No more fucked up than the parents are, anyway. It's when you have
> immediate family members going at each other that things get bizarre.
>
>> There is one smart one, (I guess he's still alive, as I haven't seen
>> him in better than 20 years) who was bright enough to work as a very
>> good mechanic. They called him Worm.
>
> If he was smart he moved away from there and found some fresh water for
> the gene pool, if you get my drift.

In the past couple of generations, there have been several that have "moved
out" as they put it.
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:58:19 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:08:43 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:
>
>> No true southerner would ever say "you all". It's always "y'all". The idea
>> that we say "you all" is an invention of you northern fucks. In my entire
>> 45+ year life, all of which was spent living in the south, I have never
>> heard one of "us" ever say "you all". Get yer information straight.
>
>People in Kentucky and West Virgina say "you-all" all the time.

thats because, despite whinging from whingers, that you are, in fact,
northerners.

>It distinguishes the second person plural.
>
>"Y'all" is trashy, and should only be used for humorous effect.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

 

On Jan 31, 9:23 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99...@gmail.com> wrote:
> mimus wrote:
> > On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:08:43 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:
>
> >> No true southerner would ever say "you all". It's always "y'all". The
> >> idea that we say "you all" is an invention of you northern fucks. In
> >> my entire 45+ year life, all of which was spent living in the south, I
> >> have never heard one of "us" ever say "you all". Get yer information
> >> straight.
>
> > People in Kentucky and West Virgina say "you-all" all the time.
>
> > It distinguishes the second person plural.
>
> > "Y'all" is trashy, and should only be used for humorous effect.
>
> That ain't how we do it in Georgia. More specifically, on the GA-SC border,
> near the Atlantic Ocean.

Your specific specification is where I specifically just left to move
back up here. Well, there and the specific little town that is
technically specifically in SC, on the SC-GA border that isn't much of
a island, technically or specified in any non-specific way. They are
terribly, horribly beautiful places and I must admit I am horribly,
terribly heartbroke to leave the area, if only because it was so
amazingly, horribly, terribly, specifically beautiful. Other than
that, though, it was technically the worst time in my life and I hope
most everyone down there dies a beautiful and non-specifically
terrible death.

That is all.

--
Slipped Moebius
mhm28x9

 

On Fri, 1 Feb 2008 16:40:28 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius
<erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote:

>On Jan 31, 9:23 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> mimus wrote:
>> > On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:08:43 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>
>> >> No true southerner would ever say "you all". It's always "y'all". The
>> >> idea that we say "you all" is an invention of you northern fucks. In
>> >> my entire 45+ year life, all of which was spent living in the south, I
>> >> have never heard one of "us" ever say "you all". Get yer information
>> >> straight.
>>
>> > People in Kentucky and West Virgina say "you-all" all the time.
>>
>> > It distinguishes the second person plural.
>>
>> > "Y'all" is trashy, and should only be used for humorous effect.
>>
>> That ain't how we do it in Georgia. More specifically, on the GA-SC border,
>> near the Atlantic Ocean.
>
>Your specific specification is where I specifically just left to move
>back up here. Well, there and the specific little town that is
>technically specifically in SC, on the SC-GA border that isn't much of
>a island, technically or specified in any non-specific way. They are
>terribly, horribly beautiful places and I must admit I am horribly,
>terribly heartbroke to leave the area, if only because it was so
>amazingly, horribly, terribly, specifically beautiful. Other than
>that, though, it was technically the worst time in my life and I hope
>most everyone down there dies a beautiful and non-specifically
>terrible death.
>
>That is all.

maybe the paper mill smell will come back.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

 

On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 07:48:05 -0500, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote:

>On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:39:24 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote in
><qZzoj.6737$Rg1.9@nlpi068.nbdc.sbc.com>:
>
>>
>>"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
>>news:fnu7tm$ir3$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>[...]
>>> Please allow me to assist in the simple, uncomplicated way that I
>>> have.
>>> <published all over>:
>>>
>>> Southern Tourism Bureau Notice to all visiting Northerners
>>> And Northeastern Urbanites:
>>>
>>> 1) Don't order filet mignon or pasta primavera at Waffle House. It's
>>> just a diner. They serve breakfast 24 hours a day. Let them cook
>>> something they know. If you confuse them, they'll kick your ass.
>>>
>>> 2) Don't laugh at our Southern names (Merleen, Bodie, Ovine, Luther
>>> Ray, Tammy Lynn, Darla Beth, Inez, Billy Joe, Sissy, Clovis, etc.). Or
>>> we will just HAVE to kick your ass.
>>>
>>> 3) Don't order a bottle of pop or a can of soda down here. Down here
>>> it's called Coke. Nobody gives a flying damn whether it's Pepsi, RC,
>>> Dr. Pepper, 7-Up or whatever -- it's still a Coke. Accept it. Doing
>>> otherwise can lead to an ass-kicking.
>>>
>>>
>>> 4) We know our heritage. Most of us are more literate than you
>>> (e.g.,Welty, Williams, Faulkner). We are also better educated and
>>> generally a lot nicer. Don't refer to us as a bunch of hillbillies, or
>>> we'll kick your ass.
>>>
>>> 5) We have plenty of business sense (e.g., Fred Smith of Fed Ex,
>>> Turner Broadcasting, MCI WorldCom, MTV, Netscape). Naturally, we do,
>>> sometimes, have small lapses in judgment (e.g., Edwards, Duke, Barnes,
>>> Clinton). We don't care if you think we are dumb. We are not dumb
>>> enough to let someone move to our state in order to run for the
>>> Senate. If someone tried to do that, we would kick their ass.
>>>
>>> 6) Don't laugh at our Civil War monuments. If Lee had listened to
>>> Longstreet and flanked Meade at Gettysburg instead of sending Pickett
>>> up the middle, you'd be paying taxes to Richmond instead of
>>> Washington. If you visit Stone Mountain and complain about the
>>> carving, we'll kick your ass.
>>>
>>>
>>> 7) We are fully aware of how high the humidity is, so shut the hell
>>> up. Just spend your money and get the hell out of here, or we'll kick
>>> your ass.
>>>
>>> 8) Don't order wheat toast at Cracker Barrel. Everyone will instantly
>>> know that you're a Yankee. Eat your biscuits like God intended -- with
>>> gravy. And don't put sugar on your grits, or we'll kick your ass.
>>>
>>> 9) Don't fake a Southern accent. This will incite a riot, and you will
>>> get your ass kicked.
>>>
>>> 10) Don't talk about how much better things are at home because we
>>> know better. Many of us have visited Northern shitholes like Detroit,
>>> Chicago, and DC, and we have the scars to prove it. If you don't like
>>> it here, Delta is ready when you are. Move your ass on home before it
>>> gets kicked.
>>>
>>> 11) Yes, we know how to speak proper English. We talk this way because
>>> we don't want to sound like you. We don't care if you don't understand
>>> what we are saying. All other Southerners understand what we are
>>> saying, and that's all that matters. Now, go away and leave us alone,
>>> or we'll kick your ass.
>>>
>>> 12) Don't complain that the South is dirty and polluted. None of OUR
>>> lakes or rivers have caught fire recently. If you whine about OUR
>>> scenic beauty, we'll kick your ass all the way back to Boston Harbor.
>>>
>>> 13) Don't ridicule our Southern manners. We say sir and ma'am. We hold
>>> doors open for others. We offer our seats to old folks because such
>>> things are expected of civilized people. Behave yourselves around our
>>> sweet little gray-haired grandmothers or they'll kick some manners
>>> into your ass just like they did ours.
>>>
>>> 14) So you think we're quaint or losers because most of us live in the
>>> countryside? That's because we have enough sense to not live in
>>> filthy, smelly, crime-infested cesspools like New York or Baltimore.
>>> Make fun of our fresh air, and we'll kick your ass.
>>>
>>> 15) Last, but not least, DO NOT DARE to come down here and tell us how
>>> to cook barbecue. This will get your ass shot (right after it is
>>> kicked). You're lucky we let you come down here at all. Criticize our
>>> barbeque, and you will go home in a pine box. Minus your ass!
>>
>>OMG, that is just beautiful!!
>>
>>*awards Sharon B The Southern Cross*
>
>I wish I could take credit for that, but it's published all
>over...author unknown.
>
>There's another one that roachie has, if I can find it (or remember
>enough of how it went to google it...damn Senior Moments).

whatever shes saying, dont listen to that lying sharon b! shes north
of the mason dixon, and she knows it! she a NORTHERNER! HAH!!!!!

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

 

On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 23:13:16 +0000, gregvk wrote:

> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:Xns9A379E4F9B82F0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com:
>
>> gregvk wrote:
>>
>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in
>>> news:Xns9A36EEFAB8BE0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com:
>>>
>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> The Daring Dufas <the-daring-dufas@hottest-male.com> wrote in
>>>>> news:fnu4gc$9rf$2@aioe.org:
>>>>>
>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>> Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:fdl1q3d1gblf76lflc2tld7hdojtbviqvn@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> When a Southerner relocates to the much more refined and
>>>>>>>> civilized North, they try to hide their down-home, "cornpone"
>>>>>>>> ways in an attempt to blend in with us regular
>>>>>>>> people--especially in their language. You know, like when they
>>>>>>>> use the term "You all" when addressing two or more people. You
>>>>>>>> know deep-down inside they really want to say "Y'all," as their
>>>>>>>> Southern instincts would dictate, but something intrinsically
>>>>>>>> tells them, "Don't say it! Don't say, 'Y'all'! I don't want
>>>>>>>> them to see me as the backward, inbred buffoon that I really
>>>>>>>> am." Well here's a tip for all Southerners: We normal
>>>>>>>> people...we don't say, "You all," we say, "you." NEWSFLASH:
>>>>>>>> "YOU" IS THE PLURAL FORM OF "YOU"!!! IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU
>>>>>>>> STRETCH IT OUT, YOU STILL SOUND LIKE A BUNCH OF BUCK-TOOTHED,
>>>>>>>> GRITS-SLURPING MORONS.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Just ask 'em things like why their women are so slutty and what
>>>>>>> uses they've found for their empty slave stables. That usually
>>>>>>> shuts 'em up, and then their silly accent and moronic vocabulary
>>>>>>> cease to be issues.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Funny thing about the Birmingham, AL area, when those damn Yankees
>>>>>> come down here and see the beautiful country for themselves, we
>>>>>> can't get the SOBs to leave. I may be a native son but I've seen
>>>>>> many other states and other parts of the world and like most
>>>>>> people from the South East, I'll always come home. Whenever I hear
>>>>>> someone make disparaging remarks about the southern states, it's
>>>>>> usually out of ignorance. Most people get their ideas about The
>>>>>> South from TV and the movies and we all know that those forms of
>>>>>> media are based on (sarcastic tone) realism. I would like the rest
>>>>>> of the world to continue to think of my home as an awful place so
>>>>>> they'll STAY THE HELL AWAY and not come around here to muck things
>>>>>> up. We have, like everywhere else, plenty of goof balls already...
>>>>>
>>>>> I learned more than I wanted to about the southern U.S. from
>>>> _Deliverance_.
>>>>
>>>> We're not all like that. Having said that, there is a place near
>>>> where I live called Tiger Ridge where inbreeding has been going on
>>>> since long before I was born. A magazine (Scientific American I
>>>> think) did an article on them many years ago.
>>>
>>> Are they like those creepy retards that you see early on in
>>> _Deliverance_?
>>
>> Some of them. There are only two families that live there, but it's
>> not all as bad as I made it seem. The closest relations that is a
>> known fact is of second cousins marrying. They are different enough
>> looking that if you see one, you know it.
>
> Second cousins are far enough apart that their kids shouldn't be fucked
> up. No more fucked up than the parents are, anyway. It's when you have
> immediate family members going at each other that things get bizarre.
>
>> There is one smart one, (I guess he's still alive, as I haven't seen
>> him in better than 20 years) who was bright enough to work as a very
>> good mechanic. They called him Worm.
>
> If he was smart he moved away from there and found some fresh water for
> the gene pool, if you get my drift.

No, that causes trouble, according to the "Juke" study, it infuses the
(very) local populace with "hybrid vigor" and ups the body- and
jail-counts.

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mp 10

mhm 29x13

Nobody murders my drinking buddies but me.

< Laumer

 

On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 19:32:07 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:

> On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:58:19 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:08:43 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>
>>> No true southerner would ever say "you all". It's always "y'all". The idea
>>> that we say "you all" is an invention of you northern fucks. In my entire
>>> 45+ year life, all of which was spent living in the south, I have never
>>> heard one of "us" ever say "you all". Get yer information straight.
>>
>>People in Kentucky and West Virgina say "you-all" all the time.
>
> thats because, despite whinging from whingers, that you are, in fact,
> northerners.

A "central" state, like Missouri.

Note that during the Civil War both Presidents were Kentuckians.

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mp 10

mhm 29x13

Nobody murders my drinking buddies but me.

< Laumer

 

On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:40:28 -0800, Slipped Moebius wrote:

> On Jan 31, 9:23 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> mimus wrote:
>>
>> > On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:08:43 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>
>> >> No true southerner would ever say "you all". It's always "y'all". The
>> >> idea that we say "you all" is an invention of you northern fucks. In
>> >> my entire 45+ year life, all of which was spent living in the south, I
>> >> have never heard one of "us" ever say "you all". Get yer information
>> >> straight.
>>
>> > People in Kentucky and West Virgina say "you-all" all the time.
>>
>> > It distinguishes the second person plural.
>>
>> > "Y'all" is trashy, and should only be used for humorous effect.
>>
>> That ain't how we do it in Georgia. More specifically, on the GA-SC border,
>> near the Atlantic Ocean.
>
> Your specific specification is where I specifically just left to move
> back up here. Well, there and the specific little town that is
> technically specifically in SC, on the SC-GA border that isn't much of
> a island, technically or specified in any non-specific way. They are
> terribly, horribly beautiful places and I must admit I am horribly,
> terribly heartbroke to leave the area, if only because it was so
> amazingly, horribly, terribly, specifically beautiful. Other than
> that, though, it was technically the worst time in my life and I hope
> most everyone down there dies a beautiful and non-specifically
> terrible death.
>
> That is all.

I get the impression you scattered a lot of Purina Hookworm Chow around
before you moved.

How can you stand all those Buckeyes saying "Oi"? "Oi did this, Oi did
that"? I think they're really Canadians.

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mp 10

mhm 29x13

Nobody murders my drinking buddies but me.

< Laumer

 

On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:08:06 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:

> On Fri, 1 Feb 2008 16:40:28 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius
> <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>>On Jan 31, 9:23 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> mimus wrote:
>>> > On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:08:43 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>
>>> >> No true southerner would ever say "you all". It's always "y'all". The
>>> >> idea that we say "you all" is an invention of you northern fucks. In
>>> >> my entire 45+ year life, all of which was spent living in the south, I
>>> >> have never heard one of "us" ever say "you all". Get yer information
>>> >> straight.
>>>
>>> > People in Kentucky and West Virgina say "you-all" all the time.
>>>
>>> > It distinguishes the second person plural.
>>>
>>> > "Y'all" is trashy, and should only be used for humorous effect.
>>>
>>> That ain't how we do it in Georgia. More specifically, on the GA-SC border,
>>> near the Atlantic Ocean.
>>
>>Your specific specification is where I specifically just left to move
>>back up here. Well, there and the specific little town that is
>>technically specifically in SC, on the SC-GA border that isn't much of
>>a island, technically or specified in any non-specific way. They are
>>terribly, horribly beautiful places and I must admit I am horribly,
>>terribly heartbroke to leave the area, if only because it was so
>>amazingly, horribly, terribly, specifically beautiful. Other than
>>that, though, it was technically the worst time in my life and I hope
>>most everyone down there dies a beautiful and non-specifically
>>terrible death.
>>
>>That is all.
>
> maybe the paper mill smell will come back.

Mmmm, Chillicothe, Ohio.

It opens yer sinuses quite nicely.

For miles and miles.

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mp 10

mhm 29x13

Nobody murders my drinking buddies but me.

< Laumer

 

In article <APednRsXr8Y_eT7anZ2dnUVZ_vzinZ2d@giganews.com>,
mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote:

> On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:08:06 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 1 Feb 2008 16:40:28 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius
> > <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >
> >>On Jan 31, 9:23 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>> mimus wrote:
> >>> > On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:08:43 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:
> >>>
> >>> >> No true southerner would ever say "you all". It's always "y'all".
> >>> >> The
> >>> >> idea that we say "you all" is an invention of you northern fucks. In
> >>> >> my entire 45+ year life, all of which was spent living in the south, I
> >>> >> have never heard one of "us" ever say "you all". Get yer information
> >>> >> straight.
> >>>
> >>> > People in Kentucky and West Virgina say "you-all" all the time.
> >>>
> >>> > It distinguishes the second person plural.
> >>>
> >>> > "Y'all" is trashy, and should only be used for humorous effect.
> >>>
> >>> That ain't how we do it in Georgia. More specifically, on the GA-SC
> >>> border,
> >>> near the Atlantic Ocean.
> >>
> >>Your specific specification is where I specifically just left to move
> >>back up here. Well, there and the specific little town that is
> >>technically specifically in SC, on the SC-GA border that isn't much of
> >>a island, technically or specified in any non-specific way. They are
> >>terribly, horribly beautiful places and I must admit I am horribly,
> >>terribly heartbroke to leave the area, if only because it was so
> >>amazingly, horribly, terribly, specifically beautiful. Other than
> >>that, though, it was technically the worst time in my life and I hope
> >>most everyone down there dies a beautiful and non-specifically
> >>terrible death.
> >>
> >>That is all.
> >
> > maybe the paper mill smell will come back.
>
> Mmmm, Chillicothe, Ohio.
>
> It opens yer sinuses quite nicely.
>
> For miles and miles.

well heres a oregon mill
and youre gonna choke on it too
your gonna lose your lunch
because all the while

i can smell for miles and miles
i can smell for miles and miles
and miles and miles


oh yeah

arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
from the collective unconscience of odd bodkins
sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
or a babys arm holding an apple

 

dave hillstrom wrote:
> On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 07:48:05 -0500, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:39:24 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote in
>><qZzoj.6737$Rg1.9@nlpi068.nbdc.sbc.com>:
>>
>>>"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
>>>news:fnu7tm$ir3$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>
>>[...]
>>
>>>>Please allow me to assist in the simple, uncomplicated way that I
>>>>have.
>>>><published all over>:
>>>>
>>>>Southern Tourism Bureau Notice to all visiting Northerners
>>>>And Northeastern Urbanites:
>>>>
>>>>1) Don't order filet mignon or pasta primavera at Waffle House. It's
>>>>just a diner. They serve breakfast 24 hours a day. Let them cook
>>>>something they know. If you confuse them, they'll kick your ass.
>>>>
>>>>2) Don't laugh at our Southern names (Merleen, Bodie, Ovine, Luther
>>>>Ray, Tammy Lynn, Darla Beth, Inez, Billy Joe, Sissy, Clovis, etc.). Or
>>>>we will just HAVE to kick your ass.
>>>>
>>>>3) Don't order a bottle of pop or a can of soda down here. Down here
>>>>it's called Coke. Nobody gives a flying damn whether it's Pepsi, RC,
>>>>Dr. Pepper, 7-Up or whatever -- it's still a Coke. Accept it. Doing
>>>>otherwise can lead to an ass-kicking.
>>>>
>>>>4) We know our heritage. Most of us are more literate than you
>>>>(e.g.,Welty, Williams, Faulkner). We are also better educated and
>>>>generally a lot nicer. Don't refer to us as a bunch of hillbillies, or
>>>>we'll kick your ass.
>>>>
>>>>5) We have plenty of business sense (e.g., Fred Smith of Fed Ex,
>>>>Turner Broadcasting, MCI WorldCom, MTV, Netscape). Naturally, we do,
>>>>sometimes, have small lapses in judgment (e.g., Edwards, Duke, Barnes,
>>>>Clinton). We don't care if you think we are dumb. We are not dumb
>>>>enough to let someone move to our state in order to run for the
>>>>Senate. If someone tried to do that, we would kick their ass.
>>>>
>>>>6) Don't laugh at our Civil War monuments. If Lee had listened to
>>>>Longstreet and flanked Meade at Gettysburg instead of sending Pickett
>>>>up the middle, you'd be paying taxes to Richmond instead of
>>>>Washington. If you visit Stone Mountain and complain about the
>>>>carving, we'll kick your ass.
>>>>
>>>>7) We are fully aware of how high the humidity is, so shut the hell
>>>>up. Just spend your money and get the hell out of here, or we'll kick
>>>>your ass.
>>>>
>>>>8) Don't order wheat toast at Cracker Barrel. Everyone will instantly
>>>>know that you're a Yankee. Eat your biscuits like God intended -- with
>>>>gravy. And don't put sugar on your grits, or we'll kick your ass.
>>>>
>>>>9) Don't fake a Southern accent. This will incite a riot, and you will
>>>>get your ass kicked.
>>>>
>>>>10) Don't talk about how much better things are at home because we
>>>>know better. Many of us have visited Northern shitholes like Detroit,
>>>>Chicago, and DC, and we have the scars to prove it. If you don't like
>>>>it here, Delta is ready when you are. Move your ass on home before it
>>>>gets kicked.
>>>>
>>>>11) Yes, we know how to speak proper English. We talk this way because
>>>>we don't want to sound like you. We don't care if you don't understand
>>>>what we are saying. All other Southerners understand what we are
>>>>saying, and that's all that matters. Now, go away and leave us alone,
>>>>or we'll kick your ass.
>>>>
>>>>12) Don't complain that the South is dirty and polluted. None of OUR
>>>>lakes or rivers have caught fire recently. If you whine about OUR
>>>>scenic beauty, we'll kick your ass all the way back to Boston Harbor.
>>>>
>>>>13) Don't ridicule our Southern manners. We say sir and ma'am. We hold
>>>>doors open for others. We offer our seats to old folks because such
>>>>things are expected of civilized people. Behave yourselves around our
>>>>sweet little gray-haired grandmothers or they'll kick some manners
>>>>into your ass just like they did ours.
>>>>
>>>>14) So you think we're quaint or losers because most of us live in the
>>>>countryside? That's because we have enough sense to not live in
>>>>filthy, smelly, crime-infested cesspools like New York or Baltimore.
>>>>Make fun of our fresh air, and we'll kick your ass.
>>>>
>>>>15) Last, but not least, DO NOT DARE to come down here and tell us how
>>>>to cook barbecue. This will get your ass shot (right after it is
>>>>kicked). You're lucky we let you come down here at all. Criticize our
>>>>barbeque, and you will go home in a pine box. Minus your ass!
>>>
>>>OMG, that is just beautiful!!
>>>
>>>*awards Sharon B The Southern Cross*
>>
>>I wish I could take credit for that, but it's published all
>>over...author unknown.
>>
>>There's another one that roachie has, if I can find it (or remember
>>enough of how it went to google it...damn Senior Moments).
>
> whatever shes saying, dont listen to that lying sharon b! shes north
> of the mason dixon, and she knows it! she a NORTHERNER! HAH!!!!!
>

<grin>

Hillstrom's gonna get his ass kicked (see above). And then get tossed
into the mighty Ohio. Where the North starts.

<pulls up chair>

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nuts

 

> A "central" state, like Missouri.
>
> Note that during the Civil War both Presidents were Kentuckians.

so

youre saying the civil war was just the hatfields and mccoys
writ large?

arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
from the collective unconscience of odd bodkins
sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
or a babys arm holding an apple

 

On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 22:29:43 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 19:32:07 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:58:19 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:08:43 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>
>>>> No true southerner would ever say "you all". It's always "y'all". The idea
>>>> that we say "you all" is an invention of you northern fucks. In my entire
>>>> 45+ year life, all of which was spent living in the south, I have never
>>>> heard one of "us" ever say "you all". Get yer information straight.
>>>
>>>People in Kentucky and West Virgina say "you-all" all the time.
>>
>> thats because, despite whinging from whingers, that you are, in fact,
>> northerners.
>
>A "central" state, like Missouri.
>
>Note that during the Civil War both Presidents were Kentuckians.

as i was saying. mheh. nawthawnaws. BWAAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA

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On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 22:34:04 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:08:06 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 1 Feb 2008 16:40:28 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius
>> <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>>On Jan 31, 9:23 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>> > On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:08:43 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >> No true southerner would ever say "you all". It's always "y'all". The
>>>> >> idea that we say "you all" is an invention of you northern fucks. In
>>>> >> my entire 45+ year life, all of which was spent living in the south, I
>>>> >> have never heard one of "us" ever say "you all". Get yer information
>>>> >> straight.
>>>>
>>>> > People in Kentucky and West Virgina say "you-all" all the time.
>>>>
>>>> > It distinguishes the second person plural.
>>>>
>>>> > "Y'all" is trashy, and should only be used for humorous effect.
>>>>
>>>> That ain't how we do it in Georgia. More specifically, on the GA-SC border,
>>>> near the Atlantic Ocean.
>>>
>>>Your specific specification is where I specifically just left to move
>>>back up here. Well, there and the specific little town that is
>>>technically specifically in SC, on the SC-GA border that isn't much of
>>>a island, technically or specified in any non-specific way. They are
>>>terribly, horribly beautiful places and I must admit I am horribly,
>>>terribly heartbroke to leave the area, if only because it was so
>>>amazingly, horribly, terribly, specifically beautiful. Other than
>>>that, though, it was technically the worst time in my life and I hope
>>>most everyone down there dies a beautiful and non-specifically
>>>terrible death.
>>>
>>>That is all.
>>
>> maybe the paper mill smell will come back.
>
>Mmmm, Chillicothe, Ohio.
>
>It opens yer sinuses quite nicely.
>
>For miles and miles.

you need a chicken cleaning plant in your neighborhood.

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On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 19:49:13 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:


SPANK!


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