nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:424F577D.1E660EBC@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > news:424D037A.92E3F141@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > > Dreamer: Ocean of fantasies. > > > > > > > > Dreaming: Chinese vase of fantasies. > > > > > > > > Fanti-sea: Ocean of dreams. > > > > > > > > > > 1/4 puns? OK. > > > > > > Does a confectioner who only sells sweets by the half-pound give > no > quarter? > > > > > > Quarterstaff: Workers after a very nasty accident. > > > > > > Hindquarters: Rooms for a female red deer. > > > > > > Headquarters: What you sometimes see when you look a contortionist > in > the > > > face. > > > > > > Quartermaster: Hotel manager. > > > > Quarter Horse: 1/4th of an equine. > > > If you're allergic to those, you can get a hacking cough! > > Small gangster horse: Shetland Alcaponey! Melloncollie: A fruit dog.
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message news:49153740.A2399AF7@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > nemo wrote: > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > news:424F577D.1E660EBC@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > > news:424D037A.92E3F141@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > > > > Dreamer: Ocean of fantasies. > > > > > > > > > > Dreaming: Chinese vase of fantasies. > > > > > > > > > > Fanti-sea: Ocean of dreams. > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1/4 puns? OK. > > > > > > > > Does a confectioner who only sells sweets by the half-pound give > > no > > quarter? > > > > > > > > Quarterstaff: Workers after a very nasty accident. > > > > > > > > Hindquarters: Rooms for a female red deer. > > > > > > > > Headquarters: What you sometimes see when you look a contortionist > > in > > the > > > > face. > > > > > > > > Quartermaster: Hotel manager. > > > > > > Quarter Horse: 1/4th of an equine. > > > > > If you're allergic to those, you can get a hacking cough! > > > > Small gangster horse: Shetland Alcaponey! > > Melloncollie: A fruit dog. Melloncauliflower: A fruit, veg and botanical dog.
All Our President Jokes Let's count the Presidents, instead (will not be as boring) List something funny about each President: I'll Start: George Washington: Hated Cherry Trees John Adams: Too much powder in his wig. Thomas Jefferson: Though Lewis & Clark was a comedy act. James Madison: His wife Dolly made too many cheap cakes etc. (Join in! This is fun!) -Daniel On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 11:58:55 -0000, nemo <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote: > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:49153740.A2399AF7@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... >> >> nemo wrote: >> >> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message >> > news:424F577D.1E660EBC@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... >> > > >> > > >> > > nemo wrote: >> > > >> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message >> > > > news:424D037A.92E3F141@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... >> > > > > >> > > > > Dreamer: Ocean of fantasies. >> > > > > >> > > > > Dreaming: Chinese vase of fantasies. >> > > > > >> > > > > Fanti-sea: Ocean of dreams. >> > > > > >> > > > >> > > > 1/4 puns? OK. >> > > > >> > > > Does a confectioner who only sells sweets by the half-pound give >> > no >> > quarter? >> > > > >> > > > Quarterstaff: Workers after a very nasty accident. >> > > > >> > > > Hindquarters: Rooms for a female red deer. >> > > > >> > > > Headquarters: What you sometimes see when you look a contortionist >> > in >> > the >> > > > face. >> > > > >> > > > Quartermaster: Hotel manager. >> > > >> > > Quarter Horse: 1/4th of an equine. >> > > >> > If you're allergic to those, you can get a hacking cough! >> > >> > Small gangster horse: Shetland Alcaponey! >> >> Melloncollie: A fruit dog. > > Melloncauliflower: A fruit, veg and botanical dog. > > -- Using Opera's revolutionary e-mail client: http://www.opera.com/mail/
Re: All Our President Jokes On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote: > Let's count the Presidents, instead > (will not be as boring) > > List something funny about each President: > > I'll Start *plonk* -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 Decorum, after all, was a more subtle and ultimately more satisfactory weapon than high feelings and improper conduct. < Vance
Re: All Our President Jokes "Daniel Sindell" <danas@cablelynx.com> found these unused words: >Let's count the Presidents, instead >(will not be as boring) > >List something funny about each President: > >I'll Start: > > >George Washington: Hated Cherry Trees > >John Adams: Too much powder in his wig. > >Thomas Jefferson: Though Lewis & Clark was a comedy act. > >James Madison: His wife Dolly made too many cheap cakes > > >etc. > > >(Join in! This is fun!) > > Nope! - Unintended ...
Re: All Our President Jokes mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> found these unused words: >On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote: > >> Let's count the Presidents, instead >> (will not be as boring) >> >> List something funny about each President: >> >> I'll Start > >*plonk* from Pmoeroy's Whine Bar ???
Re: All Our President Jokes <rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote in message news:lOJVk.7648$x%.6740@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com... > Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater > > JFK learned to dislike convertables
Re: All Our President Jokes <rjrobbins1936@att.net> found these unused words: >Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater Perhaps Inspecto Clouseau could have acted in the Booth case, but it was, A Shot In The Dark.
Re: All Our President Jokes "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com> found these unused words: > ><rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote in message >news:lOJVk.7648$x%.6740@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com... >> Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater >> >> > >JFK learned to dislike convertables > What's a conver table?
Re: All Our President Jokes On Nov 21, 8:58 pm, Sir F. A. Rien <jaSP...@gbr.online.com> wrote: > mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> found these unused words: > > >On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote: > > >> Let's count the Presidents, instead James Monroe: "North and South America are MINE!" (Monroe Doctrine) John Quincy Adams: Like his dad, he was a blah! blah! (boring) President Andrew Jackson: Andy Jackson the Jackass (symbol for the Democratic Party) Martin Van Buren: Dig those lamb-chop whiskers on his face! William Henry Harrison: His Inaguration Speech was so boring, old General Bill dropped dead! -Daniel > >> (will not be as boring) > > >> List something funny about each President: > > >> I'll Start > > >*plonk* > > from Pmoeroy's Whine Bar ???
Re: All Our President Jokes John Tyler- First Veep to steal the Presidency. James K Polk- "Remember the Alamo!" (If Mr. Polk was divorced, he would say, "Remember the Alimony!) Zachary Taylor- Too much cold milk after eating ray cherries (Croak!) He should have asked George Washington about cherries! Millard Fillmore- Who can pronounce this dude's name??? Franklin Pierce- He pierced the Union by making Jefferson Davis his Secretary of State. James Buchanan- Good ol' boy from Pennsylvania- never married- was Jim gay??? -Daniel On Sat, 22 Nov 2008 02:06:03 -0000, <rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote: > Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater > > -- Using Opera's revolutionary e-mail client: http://www.opera.com/mail/
Re: All Our President Jokes >mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> found these unused words: > >>On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote: >> >>> Let's count the Presidents, instead >>> (will not be as boring) >>> >>> List something funny about each President: >>> >>> I'll Start >> >>*plonk* > >from Pmoeroy's Whine Bar ??? Heh, heh... No joking with SWMBO.
Re: All Our President Jokes ><rjrobbins1936@att.net> found these unused words: > >>Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater >Perhaps Inspecto Clouseau could have acted in the Booth case, but it was, A >Shot In The Dark. Nah, too busy looking for a Pink Panther.
Re: All Our President Jokes After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what "mimus" actually had to say: >On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote: > >> Let's count the Presidents, instead >> (will not be as boring) >> >> List something funny about each President: >> >> I'll Start > >*plonk* What? This actually sounds kinda fun. -- [None]
Re: All Our President Jokes Wavy G wrote: > After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what > "mimus" actually had to say: > >>On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote: >> >>> Let's count the Presidents, instead >>> (will not be as boring) >>> >>> List something funny about each President: >>> >>> I'll Start >> >>*plonk* > > What? This actually sounds kinda fun. I must agree. That was a quite abrupt *plonk*. -- Tim Weaver "Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind- boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it." - Gene Spafford, 1992
Re: All Our President Jokes On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 00:52:47 -0500, Wavy G wrote: > After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what > "mimus" actually had to say: > >> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote: >> >>> Let's count the Presidents, instead >>> (will not be as boring) >>> >>> List something funny about each President: >>> >>> I'll Start >> >> *plonk* > > What? This actually sounds kinda fun. **plonk** -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 You want a job and a lizard to ride? < _The Einstein Intersection_
Re: All Our President Jokes mimus wrote: > On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 00:52:47 -0500, Wavy G wrote: > >> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what >> "mimus" actually had to say: >> >>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote: >>> >>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead >>>> (will not be as boring) >>>> >>>> List something funny about each President: >>>> >>>> I'll Start >>> >>> *plonk* >> >> What? This actually sounds kinda fun. > > **plonk** A yet more abrupt *plonk*. And not just a *plonk*, but a **plonk**. Man, it's gittin' ugly in here. -- Tim Weaver "Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind- boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it." - Gene Spafford, 1992
Re: All Our President Jokes After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what "Tim Weaver" actually had to say: >Wavy G wrote: > >> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what >> "mimus" actually had to say: >> >>>On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote: >>> >>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead >>>> (will not be as boring) >>>> >>>> List something funny about each President: >>>> >>>> I'll Start >>> >>>*plonk* >> >> What? This actually sounds kinda fun. > >I must agree. That was a quite abrupt *plonk*. I know. First he dumps his email provider...then he dumps me. *Sniff* Our Mimus has changed. -- [None]
