3 December Puns

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Tim Bruening, Dec 3, 2007.

  1. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    Casting: Bell that acts in a play.

    Castigating: Bell that criticizes people vilely.

    Cheating: Bell that violates the rules.

    Deserting: Bell that goes AWOL.

    Doubting: Uncertain bell.
     
  2. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    startum wrote:

    > "Harry Marmoset" <harry_marmoset@msn.com> wrote in message
    > news:Xns953C5887CD548harrymarmosetmsncom@209.25.157.130...
    > > Hear about the hand gun exhibitionist?
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    > > He was showing everyone his Glock

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    > And now he is securely glocked up.


    After going off half cocked.

    Half-Cocked: Premature ejaculation.
     
  3. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    startum wrote:

    > "Harry Marmoset" <harry_marmoset@msn.com> wrote in message
    > news:Xns953C5887CD548harrymarmosetmsncom@209.25.157.130...
    > > Hear about the hand gun exhibitionist?
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    > > He was showing everyone his Glock

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    > And now he is securely glocked up.


    After going off half cocked.

    Half-Cocked: Premature ejaculation.
     
  4. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    Stan Kegel wrote:

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    > Mass is where Catholics go on Sunday and weight is where sundaes go on


    > Catholics.


    ET Catholics go to X-mas.
     
  5. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    "J. A. Mc." wrote:

    > On Tue, 25 Nov 2003 06:21:57 GMT, Buffalo Chilkat
    > <mammal@watering.hole> found these unused words floating about:
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    > >Harry Farkas wrote:
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    > >>Purloin: The meaty part on the back of a cat.

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    > >Sheesh, did the catnip you again?

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    > Perloin: Butcher's assessment of a pig.


    Purloin: Price of sex.
     
  6. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    "J. A. Mc." wrote:

    > On Tue, 25 Nov 2003 06:21:57 GMT, Buffalo Chilkat
    > <mammal@watering.hole> found these unused words floating about:
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    > >Harry Farkas wrote:
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    > >>Purloin: The meaty part on the back of a cat.

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    > >Sheesh, did the catnip you again?

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    > Perloin: Butcher's assessment of a pig.


    Purloin: Price of sex.
     
  7. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    Deduce: Demon Mussolini.

    Deduce: Tie in a demon tennis game.

    Deepen: Demon writing device.

    Deeper: Price of a demon.

    Descent: Falling demon.
     

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