2/3 Puns

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Tim Bruening, Feb 4, 2008.

  1. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    nemo wrote:

    > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:448E63FA.AFE01F39@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > >
    > >
    > > nemo wrote:
    > >
    > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > news:41943770.5C4FD25F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > Sheila Dundee wrote:
    > > > >
    > > > > > Gillian V wrote:
    > > > > > > With her peaches complexion and cherry lips, she was ripe for

    > > the
    > > > > > > picking.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Was she a core us girl?
    > > > >
    > > > > Lets Im-Peach Bush for lying about WMDs!
    > > >
    > > > Misogynist??
    > > >
    > > > Miso: Soya paste.
    > > >
    > > > Gyn - from Greek gyn? = woman > womb.
    > > >
    > > > Sounds rather kinky!

    > >
    > > Kinky: Unlocks your relatives.

    >
    > Kinky Newt: Royal lizard who tried to hold back the Tide - so the queen
    > bought a different washing powder next time!
    >
    > http://www.tide.com/products/tide.jhtml?productId=85
    >
    > Tide HE: What mermaids wash their husbands in!
    >
    > I use Surcare and because of my sensitive skin, I have to use it
    > Surcarefully you wouldn't believe!
    >
    > http://www.surcare.co.uk/


    Cascades: Mountains of dishwasher detergent.

    D-Tergent: Demon that washes men.
     
  2. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:47A6C67D.2EC0C3BD@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >
    >
    > nemo wrote:
    >
    > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > news:448E63FA.AFE01F39@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > nemo wrote:
    > > >
    > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > > news:41943770.5C4FD25F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > > >
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Sheila Dundee wrote:
    > > > > >
    > > > > > > Gillian V wrote:
    > > > > > > > With her peaches complexion and cherry lips, she was ripe for
    > > > the
    > > > > > > > picking.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Was she a core us girl?
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Lets Im-Peach Bush for lying about WMDs!
    > > > >
    > > > > Misogynist??
    > > > >
    > > > > Miso: Soya paste.
    > > > >
    > > > > Gyn - from Greek gyn? = woman > womb.
    > > > >
    > > > > Sounds rather kinky!
    > > >
    > > > Kinky: Unlocks your relatives.

    > >
    > > Kinky Newt: Royal lizard who tried to hold back the Tide - so the queen
    > > bought a different washing powder next time!
    > >
    > > http://www.tide.com/products/tide.jhtml?productId=85
    > >
    > > Tide HE: What mermaids wash their husbands in!
    > >
    > > I use Surcare and because of my sensitive skin, I have to use it
    > > Surcarefully you wouldn't believe!
    > >
    > > http://www.surcare.co.uk/

    >
    > Cascades: Mountains of dishwasher detergent.
    >
    > D-Tergent: Demon that washes men.


    Soapmohexual: A clean gay warlock!
     
  3. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    nemo wrote:

    > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:47A6C67D.2EC0C3BD@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > >
    > >
    > > nemo wrote:
    > >
    > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > news:448E63FA.AFE01F39@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > nemo wrote:
    > > > >
    > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > > > news:41943770.5C4FD25F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Sheila Dundee wrote:
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > Gillian V wrote:
    > > > > > > > > With her peaches complexion and cherry lips, she was ripe for
    > > > > the
    > > > > > > > > picking.
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > Was she a core us girl?
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Lets Im-Peach Bush for lying about WMDs!
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Misogynist??
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Miso: Soya paste.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Gyn - from Greek gyn? = woman > womb.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Sounds rather kinky!
    > > > >
    > > > > Kinky: Unlocks your relatives.
    > > >
    > > > Kinky Newt: Royal lizard who tried to hold back the Tide - so the queen
    > > > bought a different washing powder next time!
    > > >
    > > > http://www.tide.com/products/tide.jhtml?productId=85
    > > >
    > > > Tide HE: What mermaids wash their husbands in!
    > > >
    > > > I use Surcare and because of my sensitive skin, I have to use it
    > > > Surcarefully you wouldn't believe!
    > > >
    > > > http://www.surcare.co.uk/

    > >
    > > Cascades: Mountains of dishwasher detergent.
    > >
    > > D-Tergent: Demon that washes men.

    >
    > Soapmohexual: A clean gay warlock!


    Like Albus Dumbledore?
     
  4. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:47A82A37.234BD9B4@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >
    >
    > nemo wrote:
    >
    > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > news:47A6C67D.2EC0C3BD@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > nemo wrote:
    > > >
    > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > > news:448E63FA.AFE01F39@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > > >
    > > > > >
    > > > > > nemo wrote:
    > > > > >
    > > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > > > > news:41943770.5C4FD25F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > Sheila Dundee wrote:
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > Gillian V wrote:
    > > > > > > > > > With her peaches complexion and cherry lips, she was ripe

    for
    > > > > > the
    > > > > > > > > > picking.
    > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > Was she a core us girl?
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > Lets Im-Peach Bush for lying about WMDs!
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Misogynist??
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Miso: Soya paste.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Gyn - from Greek gyn? = woman > womb.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Sounds rather kinky!
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Kinky: Unlocks your relatives.
    > > > >
    > > > > Kinky Newt: Royal lizard who tried to hold back the Tide - so the

    queen
    > > > > bought a different washing powder next time!
    > > > >
    > > > > http://www.tide.com/products/tide.jhtml?productId=85
    > > > >
    > > > > Tide HE: What mermaids wash their husbands in!
    > > > >
    > > > > I use Surcare and because of my sensitive skin, I have to use it
    > > > > Surcarefully you wouldn't believe!
    > > > >
    > > > > http://www.surcare.co.uk/
    > > >
    > > > Cascades: Mountains of dishwasher detergent.
    > > >
    > > > D-Tergent: Demon that washes men.

    > >
    > > Soapmohexual: A clean gay warlock!

    >
    > Like Albus Dumbledore?
    >

    I don't care which dore he goes in and out of - I still don't know who the
    hell he is!

    Is he something to do with that Irish classical composer in the summer?
    Parry Hotter?
     
  5. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    nemo wrote:

    > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:47A82A37.234BD9B4@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > >
    > >
    > > nemo wrote:
    > >
    > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > news:47A6C67D.2EC0C3BD@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > nemo wrote:
    > > > >
    > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > > > news:448E63FA.AFE01F39@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > nemo wrote:
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > > > > > news:41943770.5C4FD25F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > Sheila Dundee wrote:
    > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > Gillian V wrote:
    > > > > > > > > > > With her peaches complexion and cherry lips, she was ripe

    > for
    > > > > > > the
    > > > > > > > > > > picking.
    > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > Was she a core us girl?
    > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > Lets Im-Peach Bush for lying about WMDs!
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > Misogynist??
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > Miso: Soya paste.
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > Gyn - from Greek gyn? = woman > womb.
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > Sounds rather kinky!
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Kinky: Unlocks your relatives.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Kinky Newt: Royal lizard who tried to hold back the Tide - so the

    > queen
    > > > > > bought a different washing powder next time!
    > > > > >
    > > > > > http://www.tide.com/products/tide.jhtml?productId=85
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Tide HE: What mermaids wash their husbands in!
    > > > > >
    > > > > > I use Surcare and because of my sensitive skin, I have to use it
    > > > > > Surcarefully you wouldn't believe!
    > > > > >
    > > > > > http://www.surcare.co.uk/
    > > > >
    > > > > Cascades: Mountains of dishwasher detergent.
    > > > >
    > > > > D-Tergent: Demon that washes men.
    > > >
    > > > Soapmohexual: A clean gay warlock!

    > >
    > > Like Albus Dumbledore?
    > >

    > I don't care which dore he goes in and out of - I still don't know who the
    > hell he is!


    The Headmaster of Hogwarts for the first 6 books of the Harry Potter series.
     
  6. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:47AFF874.DCCBE7F2@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >
    >
    > nemo wrote:
    >
    > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > news:47A82A37.234BD9B4@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > nemo wrote:
    > > >
    > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > > news:47A6C67D.2EC0C3BD@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > > >
    > > > > >
    > > > > > nemo wrote:
    > > > > >
    > > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > > > > news:448E63FA.AFE01F39@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > nemo wrote:
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > > > > > > news:41943770.5C4FD25F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > Sheila Dundee wrote:
    > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > Gillian V wrote:
    > > > > > > > > > > > With her peaches complexion and cherry lips, she was

    ripe
    > > for
    > > > > > > > the
    > > > > > > > > > > > picking.
    > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > Was she a core us girl?
    > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > Lets Im-Peach Bush for lying about WMDs!
    > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > Misogynist??
    > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > Miso: Soya paste.
    > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > Gyn - from Greek gyn? = woman > womb.
    > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > Sounds rather kinky!
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > Kinky: Unlocks your relatives.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Kinky Newt: Royal lizard who tried to hold back the Tide - so

    the
    > > queen
    > > > > > > bought a different washing powder next time!
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > http://www.tide.com/products/tide.jhtml?productId=85
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Tide HE: What mermaids wash their husbands in!
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > I use Surcare and because of my sensitive skin, I have to use it
    > > > > > > Surcarefully you wouldn't believe!
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > http://www.surcare.co.uk/
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Cascades: Mountains of dishwasher detergent.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > D-Tergent: Demon that washes men.
    > > > >
    > > > > Soapmohexual: A clean gay warlock!
    > > >
    > > > Like Albus Dumbledore?
    > > >

    > > I don't care which dore he goes in and out of - I still don't know who

    the
    > > hell he is!

    >
    > The Headmaster of Hogwarts for the first 6 books of the Harry Potter

    series.
    >

    I don't want any Hogwarts fan queue very much. I got enough human ones in my
    shins where I used to stretch out roasting them in front of a nice roaring
    coal fire when I was young. Not nice neat round ones, but untidy patches and
    I just have to hope they don't go Molly Gnent!

    Things catch up with you, you know. So far, at least the police haven't!
    ;o)
     

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