18/2 Puns

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Tim Bruening, Feb 19, 2008.

  1. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    nemo wrote:

    > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:42AC1BF0.F37DED9D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > >
    > > nemo wrote:
    > >
    > > > Q: What's that guy doing jumping up and down in the corner using

    > extremely
    > > > bad language.
    > > > A: That's swored dancing.
    > > >
    > > > Q: Who's that jumping up and down on top of a very old British car.
    > > > A: That's Morris dancing.
    > > >
    > > > Q: What's that map of England doing jumping up and down for?
    > > > A: That's Country Dancing.
    > > >
    > > > Q: Who's that jumping up and down in the corner with no clothes on?
    > > > A: It's Simon Smith and He's Dancing Bare.
    > > >
    > > > Q: What's that guy doing jumping up and down with all his arms and legs

    > in
    > > > plaster.
    > > > A: Break Dancing.
    > > >
    > > > I was going to do one about Ballet as well, but it was just tutu

    > difficult!
    > >
    > > Q: What is that armed man with combat fatigues doing jumping?

    >
    > You forgot " . . while massacring helpless peasants on isolated farmsteads
    > while being supported by the CIA"!!


    CIA: Ocean of spies.
     
  2. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:47BA56DD.D668782C@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >
    >
    > nemo wrote:
    >
    > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > news:42AC1BF0.F37DED9D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > >
    > > > nemo wrote:
    > > >
    > > > > Q: What's that guy doing jumping up and down in the corner using

    > > extremely
    > > > > bad language.
    > > > > A: That's swored dancing.
    > > > >
    > > > > Q: Who's that jumping up and down on top of a very old British car.
    > > > > A: That's Morris dancing.
    > > > >
    > > > > Q: What's that map of England doing jumping up and down for?
    > > > > A: That's Country Dancing.
    > > > >
    > > > > Q: Who's that jumping up and down in the corner with no clothes on?
    > > > > A: It's Simon Smith and He's Dancing Bare.
    > > > >
    > > > > Q: What's that guy doing jumping up and down with all his arms and

    legs
    > > in
    > > > > plaster.
    > > > > A: Break Dancing.
    > > > >
    > > > > I was going to do one about Ballet as well, but it was just tutu

    > > difficult!
    > > >
    > > > Q: What is that armed man with combat fatigues doing jumping?

    > >
    > > You forgot " . . while massacring helpless peasants on isolated

    farmsteads
    > > while being supported by the CIA"!!

    >
    > CIA: Ocean of spies.


    And torturers. They're on the ocean off Guantanamo waterboarding!
     
  3. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    nemo wrote:

    > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:47BA56DD.D668782C@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > >
    > >
    > > nemo wrote:
    > >
    > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > news:42AC1BF0.F37DED9D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > >
    > > > > nemo wrote:
    > > > >
    > > > > > Q: What's that guy doing jumping up and down in the corner using
    > > > extremely
    > > > > > bad language.
    > > > > > A: That's swored dancing.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Q: Who's that jumping up and down on top of a very old British car.
    > > > > > A: That's Morris dancing.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Q: What's that map of England doing jumping up and down for?
    > > > > > A: That's Country Dancing.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Q: Who's that jumping up and down in the corner with no clothes on?
    > > > > > A: It's Simon Smith and He's Dancing Bare.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Q: What's that guy doing jumping up and down with all his arms and

    > legs
    > > > in
    > > > > > plaster.
    > > > > > A: Break Dancing.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > I was going to do one about Ballet as well, but it was just tutu
    > > > difficult!
    > > > >
    > > > > Q: What is that armed man with combat fatigues doing jumping?
    > > >
    > > > You forgot " . . while massacring helpless peasants on isolated

    > farmsteads
    > > > while being supported by the CIA"!!

    > >
    > > CIA: Ocean of spies.

    >
    > And torturers. They're on the ocean off Guantanamo waterboarding!


    Waterboarding USA!
     

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