15 December Puns

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> Mos wrote:
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> > "CheechWizard" <located@a.titty.bar> wrote in message
> > news:JhP2f.13044$QE1.6598@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net
> > >>> Vitamin B: Bee who's sting heals all ills.
> > >>>
> > >>> Vitamin C: Ocean of Healing Elixir.
> > >>>
> > >>> Vitamin D: Demon that makes one healthy.
> > >>>
> > >>> Vitamin E: Internet vitamin.
> > >>
> > >> Sounds like you're not getting enough lead and
> > > mercury in your diet.
> > >
> > > ...nor rat poison...cyanide enema??...ita cure what
> > > ailz yer ass (no 'pun' intended)...
> > >
> > > peace...damn...i sure am glad i'm a ganster...
> >
> > I need to acquire a few ounces of nicotine sulfate.
>
> Sul Fate: Substance of destiny?

Not spelled like that, it ain't! Not very phunny eother.

 

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41EEF88E.D0D42B62@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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> >
> > "Elisabeth M?ller" wrote:
> >
> > > On Mon, 22 Mar 2004 23:25:08 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > >I can pop a nut with a five second freebie
> > >
> > > Does it hurt much?
> >
> > Freebie: Bee out of jail.
> >
> Was it in Solly Tory Confinement?

Solly Tory: British Conservative locked up alone?

 

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41EEF7B1.98F2AFED@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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> >
> > mike wheeEler wrote:
> >
> > > In article <vnchp5173u0n55@corp.supernews.com>, jblvideo@yahoo.com, Sy
> > Knight
> > > was looking at the world oddly when:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Flatulent Dingo wrote ...
> > > >>
> > > >> Hello Nick,
> > > >>
> > > >> On Thu, 25 Sep 2003, at 13:57:43 [GMT-0700] (which was Fri, 6:57:43
> >
> > > >> Australian Eastern Time) you wrote:
> > > >> > Aye, they are a brogish lot. One was seen aubergine.
> > > >>
> > > >> I am green with envy.
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >She was well, red.
> > > >
> > > That happened when she noticed she was showing pink.
> >
> > Pink Lee: Sunburned Korean.
> >
> Crink Lee: 200 year-old Gypsy stripper.

Stripper: Price of a Green Belt.

 

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41EEF7B1.98F2AFED@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > mike wheeEler wrote:
> >
> > > In article <vnchp5173u0n55@corp.supernews.com>, jblvideo@yahoo.com, Sy
> > Knight
> > > was looking at the world oddly when:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Flatulent Dingo wrote ...
> > > >>
> > > >> Hello Nick,
> > > >>
> > > >> On Thu, 25 Sep 2003, at 13:57:43 [GMT-0700] (which was Fri, 6:57:43
> >
> > > >> Australian Eastern Time) you wrote:
> > > >> > Aye, they are a brogish lot. One was seen aubergine.
> > > >>
> > > >> I am green with envy.
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >She was well, red.
> > > >
> > > That happened when she noticed she was showing pink.
> >
> > Pink Lee: Sunburned Korean.
> >
> Crink Lee: 200 year-old Gypsy stripper.

Gypsy: Ocean of con artists.

 

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:417E2E62.F1D66B2B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:417745BD.85991E5F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Advertising: Singing commercials.
> > > >
> > > > Advert: Plus green.
> > > >
> > > > Convert: Against green.
> > > >
> > > > Cavity: Tea that rots your teeth.
> > > >
> > > > Censor: Knight who enforces political correctness.
> > > >
> > > > Divert: To color something green.
> > > >
> > > > Pervert: Price of a Green Party member.
> > > >
> > > > Subvert: Mermaids in the Green Party.
> > >
> > > Terre Verte: Artist who's also a very jealous violent extremist.
> > >
> > > http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=terre-verte
> >
> > Extremist: Radical fog.
> >
> Terrierist: Radical dog.

Alchemist: Witchy fog.

Chemist: Smog.

Taxidermist: Fog comprised of animal skin.

 

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