15 December Puns

220 days since March 9.

 

260 days since January 29.

 

5 days to October 20.

 

50 days to December 4.

 

60 days to December 14.

 

80 days to January 3.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> nemo wrote:
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> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:407C581E.F739D556@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:407A3F98.E22A27C9@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > Vulnerable: Easily defeated bull.
> > > > >
> > > > > Trouble: Another mean bull.
> > > > >
> > > > > Kabul: Afghan Bull.
> > > > >
> > > > > Frantic: Excitable tic.
> > > > >
> > > > > Romantic: A tic in love.
> > > > >
> > > > > Rustic: Oxygenated iron tic.
> > > > >
> > > > > Attic: A high tic.
> > > >
> > > > Boydem attic puns will keep comin back!
> > > >
> > > > Romantic: Flea on a Centurian.
> > >
> > > Erratic: Parasite on a rodent ear.
> > >
> > Erotic: Parasite caused to decompose by a downloaded virus.
>
> I thought that Eroting would be an aphrodisiac tic.
>
> Eroding: Bell on the Information Superhighway.
>
> Arming: Our vase.

Armoury: A guy called Maurice with lots of guns.

Armatrading: A singer with lots of guns for sale.

(why *did* she chose that daft name?)

 

Phil Kyle wrote:

> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> verbally sodomised in
> news:l2bZg.150997$aP3.16004@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk:
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> >
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:45347DA4.6AC8091@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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> >> Gable: Homosexual bull.
> >>
> >> Hubble: Very far seeing bull.
> >>
> >> Pebble: Small rocky bull.
> >>
> >> Bullwrinkle: Old bull.
> >>
> >> Bullrush: Fast bull.
> >>
> > Bulover: It was time for him to run off the river bank and drown!
> >
> >
> >
>
> bulimic: irish bull.

Buli Mick: A man who binges and vomits.

 

150 days to the Ides of March on March 15.

 

175 days to Iraq Liberation Day on April 9.

 

200 days since Divine Mercy Day on March 30.

 

35 days since 9/11.

 

nemo wrote:

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> nemo wrote:
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> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:407A4056.702EBA5D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > Attacker: Aggressive dog.
> > >
> > > Baker: Dog in San Francisco.
> > >
> > > Barker: Lawyer dog.
> > >
> > > Barker: Dog in prison.
> > >
> > > Barker: Dog who serves alcohol.
> > >
> > > Booker: Library dog.
> > >
> > > Bunker: Pastry dog.
> > >
> > > Clocker: Time keeping dog.
> > >
> > > Cocker Spaniel: Dog/rooster crossbreed.
> > >
> > > Cooker: Meal making dog.
> >
> > Tanker: Dog that's been sunbathing.
> >
> > Bicker: Dog that writes with a cheap Biro.
>
> Tanker: Dog carrying lots of oil.
>
Was his name Bowser?

Bowser: Canine knight.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> Phil Kyle wrote:
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> > "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> verbally sodomised in
> > news:l2bZg.150997$aP3.16004@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk:
> >
> > >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:45347DA4.6AC8091@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >>
> > >> Gable: Homosexual bull.
> > >>
> > >> Hubble: Very far seeing bull.
> > >>
> > >> Pebble: Small rocky bull.
> > >>
> > >> Bullwrinkle: Old bull.
> > >>
> > >> Bullrush: Fast bull.
> > >>
> > > Bulover: It was time for him to run off the river bank and drown!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> > bulimic: irish bull.
>
> Buli Mick: A man who binges and vomits.

And then hits someone! Wallop! Wallop! Wallop! Wallop! Wallop!

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> Curby: 2nd dog in the dogabet.
>
> Groundhog: One who is greedy for land.
>
> Handsomer: Pretty male ocean.
>
> Lamer: To have sex with an ocean.
>
> Lamer: A crippled ocean.
>
> Shimmer: Ocean that sparkles with light.
>
> Trisects: 3 religions.

Colombus: A public service vehicle shaped like a tall tubular piece of
stone.#, often with a statue on the top.

Ring-Ring! Ring-Ring! Ring-Ring! . . .

"Statue?"

"No! It's somebody else! Who d'you think it is? - too rass clart!"

(It's an Afro Carribean statue!)

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> nemo wrote:
>
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42EC42A2.62534781@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:407A4056.702EBA5D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Attacker: Aggressive dog.
> > > >
> > > > Baker: Dog in San Francisco.
> > > >
> > > > Barker: Lawyer dog.
> > > >
> > > > Barker: Dog in prison.
> > > >
> > > > Barker: Dog who serves alcohol.
> > > >
> > > > Booker: Library dog.
> > > >
> > > > Bunker: Pastry dog.
> > > >
> > > > Clocker: Time keeping dog.
> > > >
> > > > Cocker Spaniel: Dog/rooster crossbreed.
> > > >
> > > > Cooker: Meal making dog.
> > >
> > > Tanker: Dog that's been sunbathing.
> > >
> > > Bicker: Dog that writes with a cheap Biro.
> >
> > Tanker: Dog carrying lots of oil.
> >
> Was his name Bowser?
>
> Bowser: Canine knight.

Boss' Day Puns?? Boss' Day Puns??

My last boss and most others shouldn't have a day. They should have death
sentences!

 

75 days to New Years Day.

 

350 days to German Reunification Day on October 3.

 

18 days since the start of Fiscal Year 2009 on October 1.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:3F9DC7D9.B73D6B8E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > Subcontract: Criminal underwater train.
> > >
> > Substitute: Underwater Ho/Tom.
> >
> > Subtonic: Underwater medicine.
>
> Subso Nick: Underwater basketball player.

Sudso Nick: He's retired and become a door-to-door soap powder salesman.