15 December Puns

80 days to New Years Eve on December 31.

 

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"nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
news:<kSYvc.9857$wd7.7208@front-1.news.blueyonder.co.uk>...
> Dr Tormento <reply@togroup.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns94FE3F6D6C8rforschrcncom@199.184.165.239...
> > Don Kirkman <spambuster@covad.net> wrote in
> > news:2k5vb0d9kh9m933avfuvdael205coem9qh@4ax.com:
> >
> > > It seems to me I heard somewhere that J. A. Mc. wrote in article
> > > <jp2vb059p8n1bhklk63hekh0je0ep1ofas@4ax.com>:
> > >
> > >>The Ringmaster of the travelling circus was aghast when the Human
> > >>Cannonball suddenly quit. "How will I ever find another man of his

> > >>caliber?"
> > >
> > > I thought he'd be looking for someone who wouldn't be such a big
bore.
> >
> > You mean the Human Cannonball was fired?
>
> Yeah. He completely lost his temper and went ballistic!

Ballistic: A parasite that infests rockets.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4384214E.2268AD03@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Looking: King who searches.
> >
> > Making: King in the 5th month.
> >
> > Nuking: Young king.
> >
> > Nuking: King with a very big bang.
> >
> > Pucking: Hockey king.
> >
> > Quaking: Religious pacifist king.
> >
> > Quaking: King who shakes the Earth.
> >
> > Raking: Gardening king.
> >
> > Raking: Shining king.
> >
> > Ranking: Status conscious king.
>
> Thinking: Malnourished monarch.
>
> Stinking: He's got B.O. as well!

Tanking: The king is going down in flames.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:48EFE3CF.7D8139F1@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:426F450F.8D2F85A0@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:4195BBBD.6610B6D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Mos wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Greg Evans wrote:
> > > > > > > Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >>>>> Alan and Bill Colmers will probably be very upset that
> you so
> > > > > > >>>>> rudely overlooked them.
> > > > > > >>>> But that isn't what you have them listed in your address
> book
> > as.
> > > > > > >>>> I'll refrain from repeating those epithets in public. <g>
>
> > > > > > >>> If that were true, yours would begin with A.
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >> He's got me under "F" for Fantastic.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Almost right. That 'F' stands for 'Fantasy World, Living In
> A'.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 'Fantasy World, Living In CA' would be redundant.
> > > > >
> > > > > F for Fisaco?
> > > > >
> > > > > F for Fubar?
> > > > >
> > > > > F for France?
> > > >
> > > > F for vescent! Champaign!!!!
> > >
> > > F for Frisbee, a round apine.
> >
> > F Femminate: A poofter using bad language.
>
> F Fort: After E Fort.
>
> Comfort: Computer military base.

Milly tarry: Girl staying put.

 

165 days since May Day.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44E8EA80.F05EDA9C@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:42EB1E97.4B3E2594@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > Nehmo Sergheyev wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > I saw a building next the Medical Center with a sign identifying it
> as
> > > >
> > > > > the Nursing School. I saw nothing wrong with this until I learned
> > > > babies
> > > > > know how to nurse without being taught. And worse than that, this
> > > > school
> > > > > was for adults!
> > > >
> > > > I've often seen ads for Baby Sales, and seen Rash Doors at Kaiser. In
> > > > fact, there is a baby sale going on this week!
> > > >
> > > > Kaiser: German knight.
> > >
> > > Would Dolly Parton have gone in for breast-feeding??
> >
> > Parton: Heavy golfer.
>
> And Country singer - both of them!

Desig-Nate: A man who makes signs and assignments.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:48F3B880.72E88CA5@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
> news:<kSYvc.9857$wd7.7208@front-1.news.blueyonder.co.uk>...
> > Dr Tormento <reply@togroup.com> wrote in message
> > news:Xns94FE3F6D6C8rforschrcncom@199.184.165.239...
> > > Don Kirkman <spambuster@covad.net> wrote in
> > > news:2k5vb0d9kh9m933avfuvdael205coem9qh@4ax.com:
> > >
> > > > It seems to me I heard somewhere that J. A. Mc. wrote in article
> > > > <jp2vb059p8n1bhklk63hekh0je0ep1ofas@4ax.com>:
> > > >
> > > >>The Ringmaster of the travelling circus was aghast when the Human
> > > >>Cannonball suddenly quit. "How will I ever find another man of his
>
> > > >>caliber?"
> > > >
> > > > I thought he'd be looking for someone who wouldn't be such a big
> bore.
> > >
> > > You mean the Human Cannonball was fired?
> >
> > Yeah. He completely lost his temper and went ballistic!
>
> Ballistic: A parasite that infests rockets.

Balloon: A mad classical dancer.

 

1. The dirty boogie.
2.the watusi.
3.the peppermint twist.
4.the georgia krull.
5.the west virginia ho-down.
6.the chooglin.
7.the plaquemines derailer.
8.the mishawakka mash.
9.the stickler stick-'em-up.
10.the incubus incubuttor and/or the succubus reply.

 

Lord VARFA is Rob Stickler's Pwn3r wrote:
> 1. The dirty boogie.
> 2.the watusi.
> 3.the peppermint twist.
> 4.the georgia krull.
> 5.the west virginia ho-down.
> 6.the chooglin.
> 7.the plaquemines derailer.
> 8.the mishawakka mash.
> 9.the stickler stick-'em-up.
> 10.the incubus incubuttor and/or the succubus reply.
>
>
>
>
Sorry I've done none.

 

10 days to October 25.

 

165 days since May 3.

 

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