15 December Puns

Mister: Spinning woman.

Nester: Spinning bird home.

Pastor: Spinning church leader.

Pester: Spinning annoying life form.

Rester: Spinning sleeper.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42EB7153.87B484F9@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > March of Dimes: 10 cents in the 3rd month.
> >
> > Maybe: Bee in the 5th month.
> >
> > Macing: 5th month song.
> >
> > Maker: Dog in the 5th month.
> >
> > Maiming: Chinese vase in the 5th month.
> >
> > Mason: Male offspring in the 5th month.
> >
> > Mating: Bell in the 5th month.
> >
> > June: Why is there never a Junetag sale?
> >
> > July: Why did July about Iraq, President Bush?
> >
> > August: Wind in the 8th month.
>
> Cepp't ember: A burned expensive mushroom.

D. Cember: A demon in the 12th month.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> nemo wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:43B0FF83.16B1654E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:4224260C.F050E5E9@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >
> > > > > Incrust: Below the Eath's surface.
> > > > >
> > > > > Infirm: Inside the company.
> > > > >
> > > > > Infirming: Sick vase.
> > > > >
> > > > > Nepotism: Ideology of related pots.
> > > > >
> > > > > Noising: Loud song.
> > > >
> > > > Oising: Yiddisher music.
> > >
> > > Causing: A singing crow.
> > >
> > Causeway: A road that is raised above water.
> >
> > Clauseway: A road that is raised above snow.
>
> Santa Claws: Part of the Christmas cat.

Spoken by the automatic system in the Rev. Spooner's lift/elevator: "Claws
Dozing!"

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> Averting: Bell that avoids disaster.
>
> Biting: Toothy bell.
>
> Biting: Purchase a bell.
>
> Bursting: Over full bell.
>
> Busting: Mass transit bell.

Bellicose: A medal. Well they do call them gongs.

Bellicosy: A cummerbund - or if you're departing, a goerbund.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> Mister: Spinning woman.
>
> Nester: Spinning bird home.
>
> Pastor: Spinning church leader.
>
> Pester: Spinning annoying life form.
>
> Rester: Spinning sleeper.

The train would come off the rails!

 

225 days to my brother Chris' 48th birthday on May 23.

 

270 days since January 14.

 

200 days since Easter Monday on March 24.

 

18 days since September 22.

 

165 days to March 24.

 

160 days since May 3.

 

140 days since my brother Chris' 47th birthday on May 23.

 

180 days to April 8.

 

18 days to October 28.

 

170 days since Administrative Professionals Day on April 23.

 

165 days since April 28.

 

150 days to March 9.

 

145 days since Trinity Day on May 18.

 

105 days to January 23.

 

110 days to January 28.