15 December Puns

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:450CB13B.ED9672FF@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Robert Morpheal wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Pudding: Musical dessert.
> > >
> > > A pudding cup is larger than a D cup, or smaller than a D cup ?
> >
> > D cup: What demons drink out of.
>
> E-Cups: Makes ladies' bazooms bounce up and down!

G Cup: Goblin drinking vessel.

 

175 days since March 26.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:48CD6857.90C00DF7@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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> Robert Morpheal wrote:
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> > Tim Bruening wrote:
> >
> > > D cup: What demons drink out of.
> >
> > I am in training to be a demon. I think they want me to move up from C
> >
> > to D, now. I have to be progressive as to the cups I drink out of.
>
> E Cup: Cup on the Internet.

Nar. It's lie Kai's head - a size of brassiere that gives women reflex
spasms of the diaphragm accompanied by a rapid closures of the glottis
producing audible sounds - and makes their breastydumplings bounce up and
down in a very attractive way as well!

 

"Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in news:qdRAk.10736$Il.1194@newsfe09.iad:

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> "Bertie the Bunyip" <T@ld.you> wrote in message
> news:Xns9B14D38A841D2pissupropeeh@208.90.168.18...
>| "Mike" <nospam@microsoft.com> wrote in news:6cAxk.921$jE1.587
@trnddc03:
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>| > "Bertie the Bunyip" <AA@AA.AA> wrote in message
>| > news:ga5q90$pjt$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>| >> EMTAE <emtae@aol.com> wrote in news:EYtxk.978$cV2.830
@newsfe01.iad:
>| >>
>| >>> Mike wrote:
>| >>>> Moderators.
>| >>>>
>| >>>> You don't have to be a festering arsehole to be a moderator, but
>| >>>> it's a great start.
>| >>>
>| >>> "Festering Asshole"??
>| >>>
>| >>> Are you experiencing Gay Sex flashbacks again Mike??
>| >>>
>| >>> They do have medication for that you know
>| >>>
>| >>
>| >> Maxie has a new pal!
>| >
>| > JJ is a fat POS redneck from Georgia.
>| >
>| > I'm sure the two would get along great.
>| >
>| >
>|
>| Made in heaven
>|
>|
>|
>| Bertie
>
>
>

Awww, yer new friend run away?






Bertie

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:432F3CCB.B253409E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:406568C8.1C4D63F1@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Can anyone drop me some good parachuting puns?
> > > >
> > > Old Para relates:
> > >
> > > "Yes, I parachuted down right into the middle of a chicked farm. I was
> up to
> > > me neck in muck and pullets!
> > >
> > > Bloke named Fred Parts joins the Army. They straight away promote him to
> > > Corporal to avoid the obvious! (Think about it.)
> > >
> > > She was only a soldier's daughter,
> > > But she knew what Reggie meant!
> > >
> > > Terrorist opens up with an Uzi machine gun
> > > Soldier returns fire with a runny rifle!
> > >
> > > Anal retentive soldier eats large amounts of baked beans and drinks
> several
> > > litres of very strong cyder . .
> > > Experts called in to deal with an unexploded bum!
> > >
> > > "This vintage rifle is filthy" - Dusty Springfield!
> >
> > Parachutes: Two guns.
> >
> > Parachutes: Two young plants.
>
> Parachutes: Two fumes?

Parachutes: 2 escape slides.

 

Invincibull: Big mean bad-assed bull..

Label: To have sex with a male cow.

Label: A male cow who's not a priest or minister.

Labor: Same as above for a wild pig.

 

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