15 December Puns

310 days since October 20.

 

70 days to November 3.

 

"Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:

> On Sun, 18 Jul 2004 13:41:08 +0930
> "Sheila Dundee" <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote:
>
> > "Cybe R. Wizard" <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message
> > news:20040717215140.2a215eba@WizardsTower
> > > On Sun, 18 Jul 2004 11:31:22 +0930
> > > "Sheila Dundee" <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote:
> > >
> > >> "J. A. Mc." <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> > >> news:10eif0d795i0tttg9n55cf85tv155291v4@4ax.com
> > >>> On 17 Jul 2004 12:38:44 GMT, Hauke Reddmann
> > ><fc3a501@uni-hamburg.de>>> found these unused words floating about:
> > >>>
> > >>>> Didn't like Puss'N'Boots. He acted like a heel.
> > >>>> (But what do you expect from a cad.)
> > >>> Stick 'em in a cel ! Dis ney'ds no background.
> > >>
> > >> Well, if the dream works for you! (not that I'm a green with you,
> > >or> anything)
> > >>
> > > I'd love to know what you are talking about but don't know where the
> > > Pixar.
> >
> > I can draw my own conclusions from this post - I'm being framed!!!
> >
> You said that as if it matted.

Transmat: A floor covering that teleports people.

Framing: Chinese vase that makes false accusations.

 

105 days to December 9.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:48B24F84.8A16984F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> Carbon: Pastry auto.
>
> Carom: Car in the Italian capitol.
>
> Carper: Price of autos.
>
> Carpet: Domestic animal of an auto.
>
> Carping: Bell of an auto.
>
Carporation: A chauffeur's beer-gut! (fat belly)

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> "Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:
>
> > On Sun, 18 Jul 2004 13:41:08 +0930
> > "Sheila Dundee" <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote:
> >
> > > "Cybe R. Wizard" <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message
> > > news:20040717215140.2a215eba@WizardsTower
> > > > On Sun, 18 Jul 2004 11:31:22 +0930
> > > > "Sheila Dundee" <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote:
> > > >
> > > >> "J. A. Mc." <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> > > >> news:10eif0d795i0tttg9n55cf85tv155291v4@4ax.com
> > > >>> On 17 Jul 2004 12:38:44 GMT, Hauke Reddmann
> > > ><fc3a501@uni-hamburg.de>>> found these unused words floating about:
> > > >>>
> > > >>>> Didn't like Puss'N'Boots. He acted like a heel.
> > > >>>> (But what do you expect from a cad.)
> > > >>> Stick 'em in a cel ! Dis ney'ds no background.
> > > >>
> > > >> Well, if the dream works for you! (not that I'm a green with you,
> > > >or> anything)
> > > >>
> > > > I'd love to know what you are talking about but don't know where the
> > > > Pixar.
> > >
> > > I can draw my own conclusions from this post - I'm being framed!!!
> > >
> > You said that as if it matted.
>
> Transmat: A floor covering that teleports people.
>
> Framing: Chinese vase that makes false accusations.

"You've got stolen coal in that big hessian bag!!" : Full sack usation!

 

230 days since January 9.

 

210 days since January 29.

 

18 days since 08/08/08.

 

30 days to September 25.

 

320 days to July 12.

 

50 days to October 15.

 

70 days since June 17.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" wrote:
>
> > So then "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> said:
> > >> So then Larry Krzewinski <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> said:
> > >> >On Sat, 29 May 2004 10:55:08 -0600, "Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote:
> > >
> > >> >>>>>>> Yo, rampage.
> > >> >>>>>> Yo, back.
> > >> >>>>> Yoplait.
> > >> >>>> Yo, Gert!
> > >> >>> Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
> > >> >>If anybody makes that tired joke about being a
> > >> >>pirate and buccaneers, I will marry into their family.
> > >> >Arrgh. Have ye heard about the price o' corn lately? It's up to
a...
> > >> Aye, it's piracy on the high seeds!
> > >
> > >If they sold it at exorbitant prices in Bond Street just coz upper
class
> > >twits shop in there, it'd be Daylight Snobbery!
> >
> > If the prices get to exorbitant, those old biddies might use their
> > purses as weapons and commit Hi-Pay Clobbery!
>
> Exorbitant: A space ant returned to Earth.

Mine too - ony I can't be bothered R-gooing!

 

10 days to Patriot Day.

 

Have you ever tripped over a Barbell, Salad Bar, or a Soap Bar?

 

Presence: More than one penny is here.

Prescience: Pennies that know the future.

Proficient: Skilled penny.

Quiescent: Still penny.

Reminiscent: Penny reviewing the past.

Resent: A dissatisfied penny.

Sufficient: An adequate penny.

Sentience: Smart penny.

 

Sjouke Burry wrote:

> Tim Bruening wrote:
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> >> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >> news:45B475E5.7021E3ED@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >>>
> >>> nemo wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
> >>> What was your grade?
> >> Oil or qualifications?
> >
> > Qualifications.
> >
> Oilifications

Boilifications.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:457A7DAE.C2EC0897@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44C1E11D.9C2D9946@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Stan Kegel wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > "Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as vampires
> across
> > > > > America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires
> overwhelmingly
> > > > > favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
> > > > >
> > > > > Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone
> favor
> > > > > the other candidate. (Henry Link)
> > > >
> > > > Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
> > > > George W Bush?
> > > >
> > > > Rest of puns laughed off the stage.
> > >
> > > How on or under earth could they carry on their trades in the pits??
> >
> > Bring in lots of beds.
> >
> > Pitting: Bell in a hole.
>
> Bedding and stretcher manufacturers' hymn: "Litters with a gladsome mind . .
> "

Litter G: Golbin who pollutes.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:426EE764.57648981@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Certain: A knight who is unwavering in his beliefs.
> >
> > Cerium: Transuranic Radioactive knight.
> >
> > Chimer: Musical ocean.
> >
> > Claimer: Ceramic ocean.
> >
> > Comer: Ocean in sexual climax.
> >
> > Crescendo: Musical female deer, sister of Doping, Dosing, and Doting.
> >
> > Dalhmer: Ocean of serial killers.
>
> Merder: The crime of killing someone for posting far too many ocean puns!

Mervyns: A clothing ocean, next to JC Penny.