15 December Puns

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> nemo wrote:
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> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:41822E90.CA4C74B5@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > Halloween Puns:
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> > > SUB: Sports Utility Broom, flown by wealthy witches. I saw this pun
in
> > > a Mother Goose and Grimm 2 years ago.
> > >
> > > Pumpkin: Relative of a pump.
> > >
> > > Halloweenie: Hallowed out hot dog.
> >
> > Or what a very fat man can say without the aid of a mirror after he's
lost a
> > lot of weight!
> > >
> > > Booting: Ghost bell or ringing ghost.
>
> The zombie baseball team came in dead last.
>
> Zombie: Undead apine.

Actor who was at lest part undead: Efrem Zombalist Jr.

 

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