15 December Puns

Jon Delaney wrote:

> "J. A. Mc." <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> news:0v2oe0dc5a4plealbjvmtkns6d55gk2mnu@4ax.com...
> > On Wed, 7 Jul 2004 10:59:01 +0930, "Sheila Dundee"
> > <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating
about:
> >
> > >"Jenni Saqua" <mara326@awol.com> wrote in message
> > >news:40eb1129$0$61938$d368eab@news.calweb.com
> > >> "Sheila Dundee" wrote ...
> > >>> "J. A. Mc." wrote
> > >>>> On Tue, 06 Jul Pierre Abbat found these unused words floating
> > >>>> about:
> > >>>>
> > >>>>> Sheila Dundee wrote:
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>>> It's difficult to dance in high eeled shoes.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> Are you dancing the Virginia eel?
> > >>>>>
> > >>>> Just a little eel and toe tapping.
> > >>>
> > >>> And if I lose my glass slippery will come looking for me.
> > >>>
> > >> If 'e don't, wEel give 'im a good cloggin' we will!
> > >
> > > I see we are right in step, sister!
> > >
> > So you're both about Sabot age?
>
> And now a song from Elvers Presley............
> >

Presley: Korean newspaper.

 

nemo wrote:

> KIMEVANS <kimevans@bigpond.com> wrote in message
> news:j_X%c.24833$D7.19377@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> >
> > "nemo" <nemo@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
> > news:HrX%c.1910$v93.1869@fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > > Equivocation: The dedicated and lifelong online study of the
things
> > archers
> > > keep their arrows in.
> > >
> > > I know it's bowlocks and a flight of fancy but who cares? Just
string
> > along
> > > with me for now.
> > >
> > >
> > I'm starting to think you should be shafted
> >
> I knew I'd missed a bit.
>
> Longbow: Used by a tall, handsome, impeccably dressed man.
>
> Turkish Bow: Used by a small, swarthy-looking chap with, if he's
lucky, a
> really big moustache!
>
> Crossbow: Used by an angry man.
>
> Trebuchet: Used by a Roman guy who's been frightened by the sudden
> appearance of three geared steam locomotives designed to haul lumber.

Crossbow: Used by a Christian Crusader.

Crossbow: Angry weapon.

 

personal flood

i bet ya all are wishing i would get back to work...

sucked in

cause i am not going to

headkase

 

On Tue, 18 Dec 2007 19:42:38 -0800, headkase wrote:

> personal flood
>
> i bet ya all are wishing i would get back to work...

This _is_ work, a noble global volunteer effort to use bandwidth so the
Microsoft worms don't get it.

> sucked in
>
> cause i am not going to

Eh, well, if you're going to become unhinged in public, there's no finer
place to do it than Usenet.

<clank>

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

 

On Dec 19, 2:45 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> On Tue, 18 Dec 2007 19:42:38 -0800, headkase wrote:
> > personal flood
>
> > i bet ya all are wishing i would get back to work...
>
> This _is_ work, a noble global volunteer effort to use bandwidth so the
> Microsoft worms don't get it.
>
> > sucked in
>
> > cause i am not going to
>
> Eh, well, if you're going to become unhinged in public, there's no finer
> place to do it than Usenet.

the operative word there is become?
become?
become?

some would argue at the exact time of my unhingedness

headkase

>
> <clank>
>
> --
> tinmimu...@hotmail.com
>
> smeeter 11 or maybe 12
>
> mp 10
>
> mhm 29x13
>
> You want a job and a lizard to ride?
>
> < _The Einstein Intersection_

 

On Tue, 18 Dec 2007 19:42:38 -0800 (PST), in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
<psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> bloviated:

>personal flood
>
>i bet ya all are wishing i would get back to work...
>
>sucked in
>
>cause i am not going to
>
>headkase

I went to bed.

 

On Tue, 18 Dec 2007 21:27:49 -0800, headkase wrote:

> On Dec 19, 2:45 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 18 Dec 2007 19:42:38 -0800, headkase wrote:
>>
>> > personal flood
>>
>> > i bet ya all are wishing i would get back to work...
>>
>> This _is_ work, a noble global volunteer effort to use bandwidth so the
>> Microsoft worms don't get it.
>>
>> > sucked in
>>
>> > cause i am not going to
>>
>> Eh, well, if you're going to become unhinged in public, there's no finer
>> place to do it than Usenet.
>
> the operative word there is become?
> become?
> become?

"Hysterias 'R' Us."

"(Deliria, Even.)"

> some would argue at the exact time of my unhingedness
>
>> <clank>

<clank>

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

 

On Dec 20, 12:03 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> On Tue, 18 Dec 2007 19:42:38 -0800 (PST), in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated:
>
> >personal flood
>
> >i bet ya all are wishing i would get back to work...
>
> >sucked in
>
> >cause i am not going to
>
> >headkase
>
> I went to bed.

i can follow you into there...hang on...that did not come out right

 

headkase wrote:
> personal flood
>
> i bet ya all are wishing i would get back to work...
>
> sucked in
>
> cause i am not going to
>
> headkase

Spammer.

--
Per - user23ATgmailDOTcom
mhm 24x23 icq: 6047688

 

On Dec 20, 1:24 pm, Per <b...@bork.bork> wrote:
> headkase wrote:
> > personal flood
>
> > i bet ya all are wishing i would get back to work...
>
> > sucked in
>
> > cause i am not going to
>
> > headkase
>
> Spammer.

Poaster

>
> --
> Per - user23ATgmailDOTcom
> mhm 24x23 icq: 6047688

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:4767776E.75EF5EDA@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > KIMEVANS <kimevans@bigpond.com> wrote in message
> > news:j_X%c.24833$D7.19377@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> > >
> > > "nemo" <nemo@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
> > > news:HrX%c.1910$v93.1869@fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > > > Equivocation: The dedicated and lifelong online study of the
> things
> > > archers
> > > > keep their arrows in.
> > > >
> > > > I know it's bowlocks and a flight of fancy but who cares? Just
> string
> > > along
> > > > with me for now.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > I'm starting to think you should be shafted
> > >
> > I knew I'd missed a bit.
> >
> > Longbow: Used by a tall, handsome, impeccably dressed man.
> >
> > Turkish Bow: Used by a small, swarthy-looking chap with, if he's
> lucky, a
> > really big moustache!
> >
> > Crossbow: Used by an angry man.
> >
> > Trebuchet: Used by a Roman guy who's been frightened by the sudden
> > appearance of three geared steam locomotives designed to haul lumber.
>
> Crossbow: Used by a Christian Crusader.
>
> Crossbow: Angry weapon.

Crossbeau: Angry smartly-dressed dandy whose posh clothes have been splashed
with mud by a passing Brougham . . . Brougham . . . sorry - I have a cough -
Brougham-ham-hem . . . a passing carriage.

 

"Frank A. Rosenbaum" wrote:

> "Greg Evans" <misterx@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
> news:2usr9fF2eop8pU1@uni-berlin.de...
> > J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >> On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 06:30:51 -0500, "Frank A. Rosenbaum"
> >>> "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" <tonworthyCLOTHES@SexMagnet.com> wrote
in
> >>>> Then "Frank A. Rosenbaum" says:
> >>>>> "Greg Evans" <misterx@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
> >>>>> news:2unehsF29b8ksU1@uni-berlin.de...
> >>>>>> Frank A. Rosenbaum wrote:
> >>>>>>> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
> >>>>>>>>> To draw the curtains.
> >>>>>>>> If he had though himself to actually be the curtains, he
should
> >>>>>>>> have pulled himself together!
> >>>>>>> He did, but he draped himself over the bed. By the way, the
mans
> >>>>>>> name is Rod.
> >>>>>> Did it comforter him to do that, or was it a result of some
sort
> >>>>>> of ambi-valence about his purpose in life?
> >>>>> Well, Sheet, Greg, Ya gotta ask Rod. I was blind when he did it.

> >>>>> Don't forget to take your pill, Oh, also don't forget your
inhaler
> >>>>> either.
> >>>> Do you two have a room? I'm hearing shades of a one nightstand.
> >>> No, we don't. He wanted to roller in the hay, but I told him that
I
> >>> wasn't pulled that way.
> >>
> >> You prefer feathers ... ???
> >
> > Not sure I'm willing to take that thought any feather.... Call it a
draw?
>
> If you want to feather bed, go ahead. I don't give a flock.
>
> "Birds of a flock, feather together".

Flocking: Flying male monarchs.

Oinking: Porcine male monarch.

Barking: Alcoholic male monarch, or dog male monarch, or male monarch in
jail, or a male monarch lawyer.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:4772089A.6DDCB56D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> "Frank A. Rosenbaum" wrote:
>
> > "Greg Evans" <misterx@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
> > news:2usr9fF2eop8pU1@uni-berlin.de...
> > > J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > >> On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 06:30:51 -0500, "Frank A. Rosenbaum"
> > >>> "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" <tonworthyCLOTHES@SexMagnet.com> wrote
> in
> > >>>> Then "Frank A. Rosenbaum" says:
> > >>>>> "Greg Evans" <misterx@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
> > >>>>> news:2unehsF29b8ksU1@uni-berlin.de...
> > >>>>>> Frank A. Rosenbaum wrote:
> > >>>>>>> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
> > >>>>>>>> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>> Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
> > >>>>>>>>> To draw the curtains.
> > >>>>>>>> If he had though himself to actually be the curtains, he
> should
> > >>>>>>>> have pulled himself together!
> > >>>>>>> He did, but he draped himself over the bed. By the way, the
> mans
> > >>>>>>> name is Rod.
> > >>>>>> Did it comforter him to do that, or was it a result of some
> sort
> > >>>>>> of ambi-valence about his purpose in life?
> > >>>>> Well, Sheet, Greg, Ya gotta ask Rod. I was blind when he did it.
>
> > >>>>> Don't forget to take your pill, Oh, also don't forget your
> inhaler
> > >>>>> either.
> > >>>> Do you two have a room? I'm hearing shades of a one nightstand.
> > >>> No, we don't. He wanted to roller in the hay, but I told him that
> I
> > >>> wasn't pulled that way.
> > >>
> > >> You prefer feathers ... ???
> > >
> > > Not sure I'm willing to take that thought any feather.... Call it a
> draw?
> >
> > If you want to feather bed, go ahead. I don't give a flock.
> >
> > "Birds of a flock, feather together".
>
> Flocking: Flying male monarchs.
>
> Oinking: Porcine male monarch.
>
> Barking: Alcoholic male monarch, or dog male monarch, or male monarch in
> jail, or a male monarch lawyer.

Barking Mad: A dog with Hyde Row Phobia - an irrational fear of people
taking manually-propelled boats out on the Serpentine.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serpentine_(lake)

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:43B0FF6F.6AA607CE@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:42242454.E00194D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Cartoon: A musical car.
> > > >
> > > > Karma: My mother the car.
> > > >
> > > > Carisma: My mother the hypnotic car!
> > > >
> > > > Hoarsepower: Car laryngitis.
> > > >
> > > > Monopoly: Parrot that has cornored the market.
> > >
> > > What about Dow Corning the market with all those imitation silecone
> > titties?
> >
> > Dowsing: The stock market sings of finding water.
> >
> There's plenty of water just off the Banks of England!

River Bank: Where fresh water fish store their money?

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:43AF132B.8E6165A6@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:43ACFFE2.51DCE5BB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:4257655C.8782C3FE@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > Along: Tall man.
> > > > >
> > > > > Aloud: Noisy man.
> > > > >
> > > > > Alpha: First man.
> > > > >
> > > > > Also: Man who makes clothes.
> > > > >
> > > > > Alto: Man with singing foot digits.
> > > >
> > > > Counter-Tenor: man who sings very high while serving in a shop.
> > > >
> > > > (Bugger! I've just started getting an attack of Ocular Migraine!
> Big,
> > > > sparkly yellow banana in my eye in amongst all the floaters!!)
> > > >
> > > > Dancing like an idiot: Twerpsichore.
> > > >
> > > > (It's subsiding. Phew! Feeling nauseous now though! Great!)
> > > >
> > > > E minor: Child computer or child on the Internet or musical child.
> > >
> > > G minor: A Shetland pony.
> >
> > G minor: A young goblin.
> >
> Result of throwing a piano down a pit at a colliery:
>
> A flat miner!
>
> Order to shrink: B minor!

Order to a psychologist?

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:477605A8.1E24498E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:43AF132B.8E6165A6@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:43ACFFE2.51DCE5BB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > news:4257655C.8782C3FE@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > Along: Tall man.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Aloud: Noisy man.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Alpha: First man.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Also: Man who makes clothes.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Alto: Man with singing foot digits.
> > > > >
> > > > > Counter-Tenor: man who sings very high while serving in a shop.
> > > > >
> > > > > (Bugger! I've just started getting an attack of Ocular Migraine!
> > Big,
> > > > > sparkly yellow banana in my eye in amongst all the floaters!!)
> > > > >
> > > > > Dancing like an idiot: Twerpsichore.
> > > > >
> > > > > (It's subsiding. Phew! Feeling nauseous now though! Great!)
> > > > >
> > > > > E minor: Child computer or child on the Internet or musical child.
> > > >
> > > > G minor: A Shetland pony.
> > >
> > > G minor: A young goblin.
> > >
> > Result of throwing a piano down a pit at a colliery:
> >
> > A flat miner!
> >
> > Order to shrink: B minor!
>
> Order to a psychologist?

An order to a psychologist not to ride on the pavemologment?

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:457A4075.21E7AF18@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Confusing: Song of anti-nuclear protesters.
> >
> > Impressing: Song sung by British as they forced people to serve on their
> > ships in the early 19th century.
> >
> > Kissing: Song of love.
> >
> > Leasing: Real estate song.
> >
> > Menacing: Threatening song.
> >
> > Mincing: Song of a butcher.
> >
> > Musing: Song of a poet.
> >
> > Oppressing and Repressing: Songs of a dictator.
> >
> > Pressing: Newspaper song
> >
> > Pissing: Urine song.
> >
> > Rinsing: Song of a dish washer.
>
> Abusing: A vocal musical surprise.
>
> Acusing: Vocalising about a snooker match.
>
> Aliasing: Dubbaya the Shrub giving a speech about Iraq to music.

Losing: Toilet song.

 

Abbey Normal wrote:

> "Cybe R. Wizard" <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message
> news:20050102181108.2f8883a4@WizardsTower...
> > On Sun, 2 Jan 2005 10:08:40 -0800
> > "Abbey Normal" <abbeyn@dontspame.com> wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> "Cybe R. Wizard" <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message
> >> news:20050102064843.618838b8@WizardsTower...
> >> > On Sat, 1 Jan 2005 23:17:21 -0800
> >> > "Abbey Normal" <abbeyn@dontspame.com> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> "Cybe R. Wizard" <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message
> >> >> news:20050101225406.134b6e85@WizardsTower...
> >> >> > On Sat, 1 Jan 2005 19:06:00 -0800
> >> >> > "Abbey Normal" <abbeyn@dontspame.com> wrote:
> >> >> >
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> "J. A. Mc." <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> >> >> >> news:v7get0lb7sc39fcao5p0l5el8f36iu5ajc@4ax.com...
> >> >> >> > On Sun, 2 Jan 2005 05:56:32 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> >> >> >> > <CorKa@optusnet.XCAPScom.au> found these unused words
floating
> >> >> >> > about:
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >>Michael Balarama wrote:
> >> >> >> >>> Happy Nude year everyone.....
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> I am making a clean breast of things in 2005!
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > 'Cos Toomey malfunctioned?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> If timber fell into a lake and nobody was around, would it
make
> >> >a> >> sound?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> > Observation would be required to collapse the wave function.
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> You're mighty Schrodinger response. I'll bet you're feline quite

> >> >good> about it.
> >> >>
> >> > No, it's just a quark I have.
> >>
> >> It's time for me to muon to another thread
> >>
> > I thought I red 'shift' in your reply.
>
> Read my posts twice and you can spectra doppler fun.

Reddish: Rouge plate.

 

"JeanDArc~~" <jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:61de1aec-879e-4f6a-a036-199b678580da@s19g2000prg.googlegroups.com:

> DESCRIPTIONS OF TROLLTYPES
>
> 1. The old definition
>
> The old definition of a Troll is one who posts to generate the maximum
> number of follow ups. These are a very minor irritation, and can be
> considered to be advantageous to newsgroups.
>
> 2 .The Irritating Troll
>
> Some merely post drivel, or tirades against netnannies and netcops,
> often at a BI of over 20. In general they cause little real damage to
> newsgroups.
>
> 3.The destructive Troll
>
> In about the year 1999 a new breed of Troll appeared who have the
> declared intention of destroying a specific Target newsgroup. This is
> done by a variety of posts, (see Section 4) intended to drive normal
> posters away from the specific newsgroup.
>
> When the percentage of Troll posts, including followups exceeds about
> 75% of the total posts, most readers seem to just give up and
> unsubscribe. Usenet, and particularly the uk.local.* hierarchy is for
> most users a hobby and if that hobby ceases to be enjoyable, the
> obvious answer is just to find another hobby.
>
> Once a specific Target newsgroup has been laid waste as was
> uk.local.birmingham it becomes a Old Target newsgroup, This happened
> in about February 2000 it is being maintained a wasteground by
> crossposts from the current Target ng.
>
> Alt.astrology.metapsych at the time of writing is totally destroyed by
> destructive trolls. This is reported at:
> http://www.astroconsulting.com/FAQs/abusive_ISPs_list.htm
>
> Here is a useful FAQ that explains what has happened to the group I
> created alt.astrology.metapsych:
> http://www.hyphenologist.co.uk/killfile/anti_troll_faq.htm
>
> 4. The nasty Troll
>
> If anyone does anything which will interfere with the troll's ability
> to cause mayhem, they can become very nasty, posting from obviously
> incorrect variations of the name etc. insults, call them netcops,
> netnannies, homosexuals.
>
> Various off usenet methods are also used to force the victim to stop
> posting: Subscribing the victim to hundreds of unwanted pornographic
> email newsletters, and sites. Complaining to employers about non
> existent misdemeanours. Sending garbage emails without indication of
> sender. Telephone calls at dead of night. Harassing the close
> relatives of victims.
>
> 5. The evil and illegal Troll
>
> If anyone does anything which will interfere with the troll's ability
> to cause mayhem, they also forge posts in that persons name and
> internet address and libel them on usenet. Both these are illegal.
>
> 6. How they are organised
>
> They use private listservers to communicate between themselves. An
> archive of one such listserver is at http://www.uklocaltrolls.fs2.com.
> For less important communications, they use Troll Communications
> newsgroup(s).
>
> The listserver must have an owner(s) who can approve or deny access.
> Other than that anarchy reigns where each member does what he/she
> thinks fit. Thus because no leader or committee exists coordination
> with the group is impossible. Any agreement reached with one or more
> can instantly be abrogated by others.
>
> Coordinated action can occur where it forwards their general aims
>

You stole this from somewhere cos I've read it before. I'm calling the
RIAA MPAA RSPCA the AA and the BUM (not the BBC Under Managemnt, BTW)
--

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nemo wrote:

> Milton J. Smuthworthy, I <tonworthyCLOTHES@SexMagnet.com> wrote in
message
> news:41d0cea9$0$60595$45beb828@newscene.com...
> >
> > Then "nemo" says:
> > >Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > >news:41CF9F4F.9466BB90@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >>
> > >> You are an ant and someone threw corn at you?
> > >
> > >So many formacid? painfully bit him that he was antagonised!
> >
> > Oh, they weren't impressive atol, coming from the lesser ant
> > hillies.
>
> Atoll - noun: An island consisting of a circular coral reef
surrounding a
> lagoon - not a flippin hillock!
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> Another school termite improve your vocabulary.

A-10-D: Demon that comes to meetings.

Bungee: A goblin pastry that stretches.

Hillock: Needed to keep the hill from being stolen.

Sleazy: Disruputable zombie.

Smudgy: Dirty goblin.

L Nino: A strom of Ls.