14/8 Puns

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  1. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    nemo wrote:

    Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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    > kamyknickers wrote:
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    > > "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
    > > news:WPA7c.132720$sw3.99202@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
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    > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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    > > > > nemo wrote:
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    > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > > > news:405D89CF.CCC354DC@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > > > > Kimba: Asian sheep.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Kimbo: Asian sheep standing in a funny way!
    > > > >
    > > > > Kimbo: Asian decoration?
    > > > >
    > > > Mary had a little lamb
    > > > And round its neck - a bow.
    > > > Of radioactive cloth it was!
    > > > The poor damned thing did glow!
    > > >
    > > > As it's a bit obs cure . .
    > > >
    > > > Akimbo:
    > > > adverb: with hands on hips and elbows extending outward

    (Example:
    "She
    > > > stood there stark naked with her nostrils akimbo")
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >

    > > have you been peeping again?

    >
    > Peeping: Musical toilet.


    Royal Flush: Ditto, but in Buckingham Palace.

    Buckingham: A rodeo pig.
     
  2. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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    > nemo wrote:
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    > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:418EA192.1D5C2C74@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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    > > kamyknickers wrote:
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    > > > "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
    > > > news:WPA7c.132720$sw3.99202@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
    > > > >
    > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > > news:405EC13B.8101B904@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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    > > > > > nemo wrote:
    > > > > >
    > > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > > > > news:405D89CF.CCC354DC@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > > > > > Kimba: Asian sheep.
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Kimbo: Asian sheep standing in a funny way!
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Kimbo: Asian decoration?
    > > > > >
    > > > > Mary had a little lamb
    > > > > And round its neck - a bow.
    > > > > Of radioactive cloth it was!
    > > > > The poor damned thing did glow!
    > > > >
    > > > > As it's a bit obs cure . .
    > > > >
    > > > > Akimbo:
    > > > > adverb: with hands on hips and elbows extending outward

    > (Example:
    > "She
    > > > > stood there stark naked with her nostrils akimbo")
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > have you been peeping again?

    > >
    > > Peeping: Musical toilet.

    >
    > Royal Flush: Ditto, but in Buckingham Palace.


    That's where Her Manglesty the Quacious Green holds her Privy Couincil
    meetings.

    >
    > Buckingham: A rodeo pig.
     
  3. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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    > nemo wrote:
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    > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:418EA192.1D5C2C74@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > >
    > >
    > > kamyknickers wrote:
    > >
    > > > "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
    > > > news:WPA7c.132720$sw3.99202@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
    > > > >
    > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > > news:405EC13B.8101B904@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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    > > > > >
    > > > > > nemo wrote:
    > > > > >
    > > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > > > > news:405D89CF.CCC354DC@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > > > > > Kimba: Asian sheep.
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Kimbo: Asian sheep standing in a funny way!
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Kimbo: Asian decoration?
    > > > > >
    > > > > Mary had a little lamb
    > > > > And round its neck - a bow.
    > > > > Of radioactive cloth it was!
    > > > > The poor damned thing did glow!
    > > > >
    > > > > As it's a bit obs cure . .
    > > > >
    > > > > Akimbo:
    > > > > adverb: with hands on hips and elbows extending outward

    > (Example:
    > "She
    > > > > stood there stark naked with her nostrils akimbo")
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > have you been peeping again?

    > >
    > > Peeping: Musical toilet.

    >
    > Royal Flush: Ditto, but in Buckingham Palace.
    >
    > Buckingham: A rodeo pig.


    Buckingham Palance: A very ugly royal residense.
     

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