"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message news:47A6CB2B.570A0071@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > 4 x 12 days to Easter Sainsbury's had hot cross buns in on January 1st.! Old Compton Street had hot cross bums in on January 1st., ducky!
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:47A6CB2B.570A0071@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > 4 x 12 days to Easter > > Sainsbury's had hot cross buns in on January 1st.! > > Old Compton Street had hot cross bums in on January 1st., ducky! 3 x 12 days since New Year's Eve.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:47A6CB2B.570A0071@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > 4 x 12 days to Easter > > Sainsbury's had hot cross buns in on January 1st.! > > Old Compton Street had hot cross bums in on January 1st., ducky! 2 x 12 days to Leap Day.
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message news:47A829B9.FB362AC6@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > nemo wrote: > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > news:47A6CB2B.570A0071@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > 4 x 12 days to Easter > > > > Sainsbury's had hot cross buns in on January 1st.! > > > > Old Compton Street had hot cross bums in on January 1st., ducky! > > 3 x 12 days since New Year's Eve. > My 60th. New Year's Eve! HOORAY! - and Christmas! Had a very nice time, what with the extra cash I got comin in now. People who never come back from Oxford Street with any bargains because they can't walk fast enough to get to em: The January Snails. (any excuse . . .) To the tune of Jingle Bells . . Slashing through the dough, in a great big New Year sale, See those Plastic bills - they will make you wail! All those silly things - that you don't really need, Get 'em while they're nice and cheap and make your wallet bleed! Checkout bills, checkout bills, spending all the way - Oh what fun it is to try-and-be bankrupt in a day! Checkout bills, checkout bills, spending all you've got - Until you realise what you thought you'd got you'd really not! Credit Rating gone - coz you couldn't really pay. Then they come and take all those lovely things away! To the Bailiffs' glee, you start to beg and plead, To hang onto a few-of-those things you purchased out of greed. Checkout bills, checkout bills, spending all the way - Oh what fun it is to try-and-be bankrupt in a day! Checkout bills, checkout bills, now you've nothing left. No cash, no goods - an empty house and feeling quite bereft! Oi! And seenazz February's here . . . Dashing through the snow, Not looking where you tread, Falling on your arse, A-bashing of your head. People help you up, Then they go away, Then you fall right down again And shout "Oh damn, oy vay!" Oww oww oww! Oww oww oww! Oh me bleeding 'ead! Sod this snow - to hell with work, I'm going home to bed! Stuff the boss - stupid prick! He'll manage somehow. Don't wanna slip and slide again And look a silly cow! Oi!
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message news:47A829C8.5CAFF7E7@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > nemo wrote: > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > news:47A6CB2B.570A0071@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > 4 x 12 days to Easter > > > > Sainsbury's had hot cross buns in on January 1st.! > > > > Old Compton Street had hot cross bums in on January 1st., ducky! > > 2 x 12 days to Leap Day. > That's when the faygelekh down Old Compton Street leap on each other. Narf make the road sticky!
