10 December Puns

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Tim Bruening, Dec 10, 2007.

  1. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    Protest: In favor of exams.

    Protestant: Non-Catholic ant.

    Proto: In favor of the digits at the ends of feet.

    Prototype: In favor of typing with said digits.

    Protractor: In favor of farm machinery.

    Provine: In favor of plants that cling to walls.

    Provision: In favor of eyesight.
     
  2. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:475D0132.8C45BB91@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >
    > Protest: In favor of exams.
    >
    > Protestant: Non-Catholic ant.
    >
    > Proto: In favor of the digits at the ends of feet.
    >
    > Prototype: In favor of typing with said digits.
    >
    > Protractor: In favor of farm machinery.
    >
    > Provine: In favor of plants that cling to walls.
    >
    > Provision: In favor of eyesight.


    Site for sore eyes: A building where they treat Conjunctivitis.
     
  3. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    nemo wrote:

    > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:475D0132.8C45BB91@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > >
    > > Protest: In favor of exams.
    > >
    > > Protestant: Non-Catholic ant.
    > >
    > > Proto: In favor of the digits at the ends of feet.
    > >
    > > Prototype: In favor of typing with said digits.
    > >
    > > Protractor: In favor of farm machinery.
    > >
    > > Provine: In favor of plants that cling to walls.
    > >
    > > Provision: In favor of eyesight.

    >
    > Site for sore eyes: A building where they treat Conjunctivitis.


    Barbell: Ringing lawyer association, alcohol vendor, or jail.
     
  4. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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    >
    > nemo wrote:
    >
    > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > news:475D0132.8C45BB91@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > >
    > > > Protest: In favor of exams.
    > > >
    > > > Protestant: Non-Catholic ant.
    > > >
    > > > Proto: In favor of the digits at the ends of feet.
    > > >
    > > > Prototype: In favor of typing with said digits.
    > > >
    > > > Protractor: In favor of farm machinery.
    > > >
    > > > Provine: In favor of plants that cling to walls.
    > > >
    > > > Provision: In favor of eyesight.

    > >
    > > Site for sore eyes: A building where they treat Conjunctivitis.

    >
    > Barbell: Ringing lawyer association, alcohol vendor, or jail.
    >


    Bauble: Cross between a dyslexic male pig and a dyslexic male bovine that
    people hang lots of on their Christmas trees in a couple of weeks' time!

    Tinsel: The name of a cassiterite trading company.

    "Doris!! Has the moggie come in yet?"

    "Yayyss Fred. The cassiterite. It's sittin in front of the fire purrin its
    ead orrff- or in a few months' time, Purim its ead orrff!"
     

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