1 Cubed, 3 Cubed Puns

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Tim Bruening, Jan 14, 2008.

  1. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    nemo wrote:

    > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:419EFFAE.A945DDD8@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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    > >
    > > nemo wrote:
    > >
    > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > news:41265E27.C366AFD2@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > > Subcellular: Underwater cell phone.
    > > > >
    > > > > Subcompact: Agreement among merperson and fish nations.
    > > > >
    > > > > Subprogram: What runs an underwater computer.
    > > > >
    > > > > Subshell: Outside of a submarine.
    > > >
    > > > Can't be right. Outside of a submarine is water.

    > >
    > > Subshell: Hard covering of a submarine.
    > >
    > > Shellfish: Fish artillery.

    >
    > Seahorses: Fish cavalry.
    >
    > Stonefish: Ammunition for underwater Trebouchets.
    >
    > Nurse Shark: Member of the fish medical corps.
    >


    Raffish: Fish that shine.

    Wolfish: Wild canine fish.
     
  2. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:478B20B2.A2F08895@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >
    > nemo wrote:
    >
    > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > news:419EFFAE.A945DDD8@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > nemo wrote:
    > > >
    > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > > news:41265E27.C366AFD2@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > > > Subcellular: Underwater cell phone.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Subcompact: Agreement among merperson and fish nations.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Subprogram: What runs an underwater computer.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Subshell: Outside of a submarine.
    > > > >
    > > > > Can't be right. Outside of a submarine is water.
    > > >
    > > > Subshell: Hard covering of a submarine.
    > > >
    > > > Shellfish: Fish artillery.

    > >
    > > Seahorses: Fish cavalry.
    > >
    > > Stonefish: Ammunition for underwater Trebouchets.
    > >
    > > Nurse Shark: Member of the fish medical corps.
    > >

    >
    > Raffish: Fish that shine.
    >
    > Wolfish: Wild canine fish.


    Fish Fingers! Fine, but why aren't there any fish toes?
     
  3. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    nemo wrote:

    > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:478B20B2.A2F08895@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > >
    > > nemo wrote:
    > >
    > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > news:419EFFAE.A945DDD8@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > nemo wrote:
    > > > >
    > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > > > news:41265E27.C366AFD2@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > > > > Subcellular: Underwater cell phone.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Subcompact: Agreement among merperson and fish nations.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Subprogram: What runs an underwater computer.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Subshell: Outside of a submarine.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Can't be right. Outside of a submarine is water.
    > > > >
    > > > > Subshell: Hard covering of a submarine.
    > > > >
    > > > > Shellfish: Fish artillery.
    > > >
    > > > Seahorses: Fish cavalry.
    > > >
    > > > Stonefish: Ammunition for underwater Trebouchets.
    > > >
    > > > Nurse Shark: Member of the fish medical corps.
    > > >

    > >
    > > Raffish: Fish that shine.
    > >
    > > Wolfish: Wild canine fish.

    >
    > Fish Fingers! Fine, but why aren't there any fish toes?


    Have you ever had buffalo wings?
     
  4. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:478C6A4D.EAED159@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >
    >
    > nemo wrote:
    >
    > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > news:478B20B2.A2F08895@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > >
    > > > nemo wrote:
    > > >
    > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > > news:419EFFAE.A945DDD8@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > > >
    > > > > >
    > > > > > nemo wrote:
    > > > > >
    > > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > > > > news:41265E27.C366AFD2@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > > > > > Subcellular: Underwater cell phone.
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > Subcompact: Agreement among merperson and fish nations.
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > Subprogram: What runs an underwater computer.
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > Subshell: Outside of a submarine.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Can't be right. Outside of a submarine is water.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Subshell: Hard covering of a submarine.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Shellfish: Fish artillery.
    > > > >
    > > > > Seahorses: Fish cavalry.
    > > > >
    > > > > Stonefish: Ammunition for underwater Trebouchets.
    > > > >
    > > > > Nurse Shark: Member of the fish medical corps.
    > > > >
    > > >
    > > > Raffish: Fish that shine.
    > > >
    > > > Wolfish: Wild canine fish.

    > >
    > > Fish Fingers! Fine, but why aren't there any fish toes?

    >
    > Have you ever had buffalo wings?
    >

    Of course not. I'm Vegan. And I've never seen them in the butchers window
    either - and I noticed a few days ago that the butcher's shop where the
    fatty meat came from that killed my mum and dad is a restaurant now. I hope
    the food's improved!!!

    And it ill be-hooves me to say that ice up hose (brrr!) fish toes and
    buffalo wings must be rather fin on the ground.

    How to greet a nudist: "Buff 'Allo!"

    I'm about to have Lynn Guini in a Millie Naise sauce with a nice bottle of
    Val Polly Cella at the moment, and I'm just polishing off a couple of
    glasses of B?n?dictine as Anna pair o' teef. No dead animals' wings for me!

    And accordion to pubic opinion over here, all us pensioners are supposed to
    be living in abject poverty. What I've got coming in is plenty.

    Praps I should see if I can buy a book about living in abject poverty so I'm
    not seen as the odd one out - not that I care. It's all legal and above
    bored! Not that I am. I've got plenty of interesting things to do. :eek:)

    Nemo.
    It's all bloody great, in 2008!
     

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