1/24 Puns

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Tim Bruening, Jan 24, 2008.

  1. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    Ignite: Fiery night.

    Impiety: Tea of heretics.

    Implant: Plant grown by Imps.

    Imposer: Imp knight that gives orders.

    Imposing: Singing Imp that gives orders.
     
  2. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:47984B1A.36496D37@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >
    > Ignite: Fiery night.
    >
    > Impiety: Tea of heretics.
    >
    > Implant: Plant grown by Imps.
    >
    > Imposer: Imp knight that gives orders.
    >
    > Imposing: Singing Imp that gives orders.


    . . . and stands in funny positions when doing it??

    And don't forget: Corporal Punishment to the Private Parts can be a Major
    Disaster!!

    And, and . . . Franco was Jewish. General Izzy Moe.
     
  3. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    nemo wrote:

    > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:47984B1A.36496D37@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > >
    > > Ignite: Fiery night.
    > >
    > > Impiety: Tea of heretics.
    > >
    > > Implant: Plant grown by Imps.
    > >
    > > Imposer: Imp knight that gives orders.
    > >
    > > Imposing: Singing Imp that gives orders.

    >
    > . . . and stands in funny positions when doing it??
    >
    > And don't forget: Corporal Punishment to the Private Parts can be a Major
    > Disaster!!
    >
    > And, and . . . Franco was Jewish. General Izzy Moe.


    Why then didn't Hitler try to kill him?
     
  4. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:4799A933.CA0E578B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >
    >
    > nemo wrote:
    >
    > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > news:47984B1A.36496D37@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > >
    > > > Ignite: Fiery night.
    > > >
    > > > Impiety: Tea of heretics.
    > > >
    > > > Implant: Plant grown by Imps.
    > > >
    > > > Imposer: Imp knight that gives orders.
    > > >
    > > > Imposing: Singing Imp that gives orders.

    > >
    > > . . . and stands in funny positions when doing it??
    > >
    > > And don't forget: Corporal Punishment to the Private Parts can be a

    Major
    > > Disaster!!
    > >
    > > And, and . . . Franco was Jewish. General Izzy Moe.

    >
    > Why then didn't Hitler try to kill him?
    >

    His arms weren't long enough.
     

Share This Page